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Um, juss lukkin for teh toy in yur fud…
cumgratshumashumz, Ambercat! dwink? danse? sillybratshumz?
Ai’s shairin wit Tidmum – so taht’s DUBBLE martoonees at the Nawty Barn!
And *ahem* nawt taht Ai’m wun to boest but…Ai has, akchully, scored wun moer tahn a hatrik in teh pry mary postings todai. Juss sain.
Wh00t !!!Wh00t !!!!Ambercat
Lubbly Dubbly martoonies inna nawty barn,sumfing too warm teh blud danse wyse an
Ooohhhh!!! sechsy men tew warm teh harts!!
Concatewlayshuns Ambercat awn yaw asum 1 moar dan hatrik pry mary posts!!
ai dunt go tew teh nawty barn, soh yu haz tew cum get teh martoonies and leeb mee owt ov teh sillybrashums
Fanks fer teh Martoonies N1IP-yew shore mix a gud drinksey!!!
*cheez*
Ar yew shore yew wont joyn us in teh Nawty Barn?
ai’m shur. ai onestlee dun’t wanna sii a YNG doin…irnin.
I yam lubbing the martoonies fanx, Di is a drink dat will make you see double and feel single.
I tink dat dis dwink is one of God’s perfect creations and to pass on the drink and one of his other perfect creations, the perfect form of man particular the YNG, well frankly dat sounds like yer stickin yer thumb in God’s eye.
So do the right ting and join us inna barn fer a cocktail.
…ai unlee wunna sii a YNG taht ai’m married tew. and a am kinda offened yu talking abowt God taht way. yu hurteded mai feelings and His.
I srsly doubt that I hurted God’s feelings, he tells me ‘no prob’, whatta you hear? As fer yer feelings, sorry. Once again I find the line and steps over and in the process offends someone. The only way I know to not offend anyone is to sit down and shut up. I caint do that.
ai aksepts yu appollgee. itz just heering yu talk abowt Him liyk that, mayks mee tink taht yu were brayking rool number tree. see Exodus 20:7.
{{{SolnEsther}}}
*sigh*
Teh Donkee gunna butt in heer an prolly shoodun, butt I caint
stops mahself.
Frum wutt I see, *skwints* ole Sol frum teh Solnesther unit be
a man hoo has a vereh seesunned saged eye upon Him God.
I doo get teh impresshun dat hee bee habbin a raddur YIDDISH
type of expresshun bowt sum ub him postins. I cud bee mis-
taken.
I not herd ub dis expression “Thumb in God’s eye” butt I gets
a feeling he means by not appreshiating the earthly gifts him
Faddur has gibbun us, dat we are “dissin” Him.
Howebbur, iff u nebbur herd dat expression, maybe it also sound
rude and gross.
Anyway, I think Sol bee vereh salty and strong karakter, and
no 1 bee very diffrunt, an mebbeeh , for example, teh wurd fur
water in Sol language bee “Blaque” and teh wurd fur water in
no 1’s langwaj bee “Wite” and dey sown diffrunt butt bofe bee
lookin at teh same prize in teh sky: Teh Respeck ub our ebbur
lubbin Maker.
So hard to unnerstand diffrunt minded peeps sumtimes.
Damn, I is a mouffy donnkee, aint I?
*runs*
{{{{kafleen}}}} yew has teh wonnerfyl wai to spress yr self…….. eber teh peecemakir!! ai lubs yew
Heer, heer. Wut dey sed.
{{Kafleen}}
HI Kafleen! Ai kwite unnerstann! Ebbry tiem ai opun mah mouf, preechinm fawls owt!
Altosinger, I unnerstanns dat u supports mee?
*hugs Altosingers ankulls*
Tanks you three gais, furr ur wurds. I was afraid I wuz bein teh
jackass!
Kafleen, damn, oops sowy – darn, yer good, I was ready to go chapter and verse and have a liddle tussel but you and your wisdom, prevailed and I am pleased I hope you don’t hafta spend the resta yer days snuffin out fuses dat I have lit but I gotta tell you I luv a conflagration and playin wif matches has been a hobby of mine fer years and years. When I find button I tends to push it
I notice that teh link to yer page is down.
ai fink sumtymes teh peeps kin be a liddel sensitib! we awl has awr dais….. yew bin doin ok. is hard tew noes hao peeps will react. jus dew laik yer doin, sayin sry an move on. hab a gud ebbenin!
oh, u rassin frassin wurdpress…u not ebben print ur OWN addresses?
*shakes hoof, ever moar thretininglee*
Ok, folks…furr dose of u wutt duss not noe, I am movin on up.
I is now….kafleenthedonkey.
kafleen.wordpress.com
check it out.
PS….
Solnesther….
Lub u mah cheezfren, butt doan dere bee enuff fuses lit all
obbur dis annoying wurld?
I noe I is not aloan wen I say menneh ub us cum heer fur teh
NOT lit fuses…bee owr sawfee blanket….our magical comfort
place….owr hugs and lubbs….
woan u play nice wiff us and pour a cup o human kindness on
ur cheezfrends?
{{{{solnesther}}}}}}
Sorree tu be buttyng iyn hear; dis wuz teh oanlee plaise Ai cud geyt iyn:
(Ai iz sumting ov a bauttom feedure)
Kafleen, yu ar jes PRESHUUS!!!
Ai alwaise relies awn yur viewoo ov enny situashun.
Ai hart yu!!!!
Solnesther, yu ar a luuvelee kitteh;
adn veree iyntellegent adn witty.
Jes remembre taht sum ov uses hear bee a lil fragiule,
kynda liek ‘walking wounded’ wif awl ov aur hurtses, bof internal & external.
(Ai knoes tihs becuz Ai am wun ov dem and Ai hasta wurk tu geyt thru ebberee dae)
YAY FUR TEH CHEEZFRENS, AWL OV US!
MAY WE ALWAISE LUUV & PUTT UP WIF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!
!
<3
{{{{{Cheshirekittehkat}}}}}
Oh, dis is becommin teh wunndurfullest place ebbur!
Ai cuddn’t hab sed it bedder, CKK! Wee awl seem to bee goin frew tuff tiems
An teh diffruns seemz too bee hao wee hannle dem. Ai hab teh oppernokkity to encurrij folkses wut am hertin, an sumhao dere iz a line between legibbin urselfd permission to hert, an frowin urself a pitty partee. Sum folksez seemz too git hawstile too perteck teh soar spotz inn dere hartz. An wee has oppernockity too lubs awn dese folkzez an halp puts dem bak togedder—awsum respawnsibilitee. CC’s buk gibbs us teh hintz az hao too goe abowt it:”Lub bees payshunt an kine. Lub bees nawt errogant oar rood. Lub duzzn’t kepe lizsts ob rongz suffrd. Lub hoaps awl fingsx, beleebs awl fings, baers awl fings, endoors awl fings. Lub nevver fales.” Nawt taht ai eben comez cloas tew dat! Butt we’z awl werks in progress, sew letz nawt bee kriticall, butt lubbs awn eech odder.
youse guise sez it sew gud.
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I haz 2 add mai 2 cints 2, plz. I hab bin heer- lurkin mosly,
4 a laawng tyme. Wachin az the cheezefrenz grew 2 luv
an care 4 eech ovver, adn offur suport wen niidid. I did nawt
ebben begin 2 post till last fawl. I ebben poastid
under difrint handils just sose if mai feelingz wuz hurt under 1
name I cud post under anuvver… Most uv us R, indeed, teh
fragyle, in need of iskape, gud tymes and lols, witch wii
haz fownd on ICHC, wifowt reserve . Beeing in pain, I try to
cawse nun.. Taht iz wut we awl strive 2 dew.
Sum ov us feel wii nowe the ovverz moar tahn they now us,
cuz wii haz bin reedin their posts 4 sew lawng…
Butt, awl R welcum whoo come heer in teh spirit ov luv
adn kindiss!!
Bruvvers adn sisturs in cheeze, R wii!!!
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I, 4 1 am thankful
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
* Climbs off of soapbox, blushes, and runs away very fast*
{{{{{{{{{{iDDD}}}}}}}}}} memeber—u’re nawt aloan. We’z tawkin to CC foar u! U R lubbed, n snorgled!
Wut a rlly luuvley adn hart-felt kommint;
Yur 2 cints haz becum Elebenty sevintey sevin dollarses!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Why furr u bee blushing? U cum back heer, idansdansdans so
I can hug u furr dat byootimuss poast!
{{{{{{myfrend}}}}}}}
Hey, wares teh reply I posted?
idansdansdans, u r teh best. U r part ub teh verreh small
circull ub troo frens i has dat makes mee wutt i am. I look forward
too ur emails an has a sad wen dere is nun. u mek mee laff
like a stumpee fool. U cannot noe wutt a grate cheezfren u r!
*blows byoogull*
Da-doot-dah-doo!
All gib mah wunnurfull fren idansdansdans a cheer furr bein
such a good fren!
{{{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}}}
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Gawsh, fanks… Yew awl haz made mai day. Trooly…
Kafleen, Yew R luv purrsonifyed!!! Sew sweet… No bedder frend iz inny wear!
* nyce byoogull*
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} xoxxoxo
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}} xoxoxox
PeeESs
Yew guiz maik mai eyez leek wif teh happee….
* peek *
I gess I won’t need tihs handel NE moar…
No moar need 2 hyde ebber agin …
* Well maibee 4 funz , sumtimz *
Ratz!!!
Werd Pretzel woodin let me be me agin!!! Butt it werks naow, I fink…
Yup!! Itz mii!!!
I reelii luvs yew gais sew hard!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
awwww…..
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i scrolled so far down i frgot what the lol was >.>
Good wun Ambercat! But are you certain the kitteh ain’t leaving a toy in the fud?
but um, isn’t boastin about being nawt sekkund multiple times in a day about the same as saying I has done nuffin but lurk at muh computer awl day? I spent much time at muh computer too but I also did laundry and got dinner on the way (Chinese tonite – Hoisin chikken wiff ginger soup and brown rice (Dr say cut out the rice so I switch to healthy brown insted). Silly round eyes, Whut he noes?)
Yup, taht’s eggzakly wut Ai’ve dun todai! Ai is awn leev for a cupple ob dais so Ai didunt has to do awl mai weekend choers todai. An Ai did mai lawndry yesterdai. Somtyms its gud to be layzee!
Anom tew dat Ambercat
Kidlets awn 2 weex skool hollydayze nao-lazee daiz we can haz!!
Ai has 3 dais orf form mai full-tym job, 2 afternoons on wit mai part-tym job, 2 dais trayning wit teh full-tym job tehn its bak to werk! Nekst dais orf R fore trayning fore teh holly dai job!
Noe rest fer teh wikked !
Akshully got lots a stuff tew duz dis week,but leest ai can haz lie ins.:grin:
Ai’s got Jobs to do too – awl tohse tings Ai donut hav tym/NRG fore wen Ai’s at werk. Top ob teh list is Getting Rid ob teh Rat Unner Mai Haus, folloed by Sorting Owt teh Important Paypers in teh Hoeps tehy’ll Fyl Tehmselvs. Tehn tehre’s teh yushual Hawlin teh sofas Arown to Hoover Behyn tehmand Retreev Amber’s Tois and teh everlast Cleening teh Pinny Gig Hutch. But Ai gets a ly-in too!
Sew mush tew doo sew liddle tyme!!
Ai sympafise wib yew,mah windoes am almost nawt see fru,teh obben
gots burnded bits an stuff, teh fridge prolly gots axspearmints growin
insyde, teh irnin, teh cobwebz………….
Kenna onlee bin bak sinse friday nite,she stayed at a frenz awn saterdaynite
an her bedrum am trashed awlreddy!!.
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Termorrer,mah Daddeh bringin himz Dallymayshun ober tew teh
Vet Horspital fer xrays an camra down airways.Ai will hab tew
pik him up in teh P.M an tayke himz bak ober home.Poor poor
Mungo,ai finks himz gawt ’sinister’ fings goin awn but ai cant
tell mah Daddeh cuz him wud be devastayted.
Yu can cleen windos? And obens?! Yikes! Ai tort teh piksies did taht!
Yah! Teh sayme wuns dat orgamice krissmuss an birfdaiz an
paperwerk!!
An maek shor teh bills R payd awn tym an put petrol in teh car an put kleen nikkers in teh nikker dror!
Dats teh wuns!!!
An teh noo loo roll awn teh holder,an emptee teh bin an feed
teh kittehz,get teh bred owt twh freezeer,teh milk yadayada!!
Milk! B*gger!
Ai dunt eeben haz teh milk,but awlwayz mai fawlt if it runs owt !!!
Sints I retired fum programmin I has been werkin as a handiman. I does lotsa stuff, I installs hot water tanks and I do plumbin and I build furniture and I remodles kitchens but the biggest mistake I has made as a handiman is that I a customer dat I does winders. I am so buzy at dis time a year wiff stinking winders I can’t stand it, I likes the money but comeon, I’m a carpenter, a plumber, and electrician and a cabinet maker I done wanna do yer windersanymore>
yuk! winders!!! dat’s wut yew hire owt………… oh wait
Pass teh milk pleez.
No shuggarz rekwired-Ai r sweet enuff!
An conchezulatshumz to yoo, too, Tidmum!
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Iz dere mebbe a gud danz frum TTI dat we culd do in onor ov yoo and Ambercat’s Ti?
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I also heers dere’s sum gud pickins in teh Taibo Teak todai.
Needs tew be sumfink ennerjettik fur me-It r cowld!!! Brrrrrrrrr….
Ai fink ai wud lyke a boks ob dis seeryal-teh free kitteh gift iz FTW!!
Whassa TTI?
Teeny Tiny Ingerland. Wich maeks yur hoemland EventeenierEventinierIrlan!
We’s small but doesnt mattah. we’s important fur world eco…enoc…trading n stuff.
Adn deh culture —
Irelund b giving us Oscar Wilde,
Teh Book uv Kells,
adn Graham Norton.
Yeah sorri bout Graham
Hao he getted out we dont no.
Ai ♥ Graham
Ai not leik him. he maked hizself on Fr.Ted wich waz excellent.
But nao he haz forgetted his roots. makes me sad. Eben pierce brosnan remembers he be’s irish.
But I liking him. He b sillee.
Adn mah grape gamfodder. (Co. Antrim, up norf)
ooh! moar funz regawrdin TTI n ireland stuffz! woozled, my grandpa wuz frum county down.. iz close by county antrim? i noes bof are norf.. btw – ohai klolzz!
yawwwwwn… stretchs.. yawnnn.. i wuz supposed to b goin 2 sweeps.. nao i reelee go..
have a gr8t nite ebbeybuddee!
Fanks fur open teh Ty booteek PB2K-sawree ain awt sed it awn teh reply
Ai r soo cowld ai nawt finkin stayt!
Kitteh IZ teh 20 purrrcent extry Free!!
Ai tayke 2 bokses plz.Thnx
I hab ben told dere iz no such thing as a free cat.
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Vet billz — Chex
Cat toy billz — Chex
Gushi fudz billz — Chex
doggie therapy billz — Chex
Serial box 4 kitteh hidee plais — Chex
new furnichur (2 replacing deh cat clawd furnichur) billz –Chex
But habbin teh Kitteh in yaw hoam an Hart-Priceless!!
Will yew take a chex fur deez bills?
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…..*runs away laffin…. wheee…splat…… slipped onna snow…
*Chases Tidmum wyle frowing snoballz.
*~~~~fluump.
*Darn! missed!
*~~~~~~~~Splat!
Gotcha!!1!
giglol giglol . . . . fallz doan laffingz.
Hey Tidmum!
Az long az wii r doan heer, lets make deh sno angelz.
**Swooshes teh armz & legz.
**Standing up and admiring our werk.
I b thinking now iz time 4 deh hot chokklit.
sno? yu haz sno? ai haz a spring!
frew teh majik uv teh intertuubez, I share Tidmumz sno.
I b in Nevada, no sno heer eggsept on top uf a mounten.
Heer I habbing deh flourz adn deh sunshine.
Virchewel sno iz best. No cold, no wet, just funz.
Spring sprung,den sprang away bak tew winter heer in TTI.
Spring iz sprung–
Teh gras iz riz—
I wunder wehr teh flowurz iz????
Teh boid iz awn teh wing.
How absoid!
Ai awlwais tot teh wing wuz awn teh boid!
mee 2! Affer a very lawng cole winner wif lots ov snows, we finallee haz teh spring!! Las nite, I culd hardlee sleep cuz teh birdies wur jes chirppink awai awl nite lawng!
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Wuz a nise problum to has, akshully.
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I jes hoep spring stais nao. Sno can stay awai until Chrismuss.
*axcepts hiyooge steeming mug ob hawt chokklit frum cweenmj*
Ohhhhhh dis warmin teh cookiez ob my hart. *blissful sigh*
Incummeeeeeeenggggggg…………..
*wheeee~~~~~~Ploooshhhhhhhh*
*~~~~~~~~~~~flopppppppp*
*Spla~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tt* !!!!!1
Gotcha bak.* adjusts cweenmj’s crown fer her …den stuffs a snowball down her bak an runs lyke heck!!1!!*
Brrrrrrrr !!
Fun fun fun. Heehee!!!
Reely chillee nao-snow soaked pjamys!!
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Dis teh furst bit ob snow dat has akshully settled heer.Ai has teh sad nao cuz it neerly gorn.
*lurkink behind teh snofort we bilded yesserday*
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*seez Tidmum runnink awai an cweenmj runnink affer her*
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Ohai Tidmum! Ohai cweenmj!! I gots sumfink fer ya!
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*lobs barrage ov snoballs at Tidmum an cweenmj*
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*duks bak behine teh snofort*
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hee heee heeeee heeeee heeeee! gigglols! giglols!! I hitted yoo-oo, I hitted yoo-oo.
Rite!!
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Dis iz WAR!!
*passes owt teh snowbals frum teh gyunt mownd we mayded eerlier*
3…2…..1…….FYRE AT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*splat*
*ploop*
*lob*
*Flump* * gots ya bak.Nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer!!*
*Wheee*
*Whoooosh*
*plump plump plumpity plup* hides behind teh Icewall…..
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Phew!!!! Dat wuz teh fun!!!!! Giglololologiglololgiglolologigloo-luk I maded an igloo!!! Heehee!!
HEEEEEEE!!!! I lubs yur igloo, Tidmum!
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too bad it wont save yoo frum mai mitely snoball machine!
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*looks arownd an seez teh snoballs ar meltink in mai snofort*
*slumps doan awn pouts abowt teh loss ov mai snoballs*
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*trows a sorta-snoball at Tidmum, watches it fall apart befoar it getz dere*
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I can haz hawt choklit, plz?
Heer yew are. Ai mayded an extry speshull wun wib marshmellos an whipped kreem an sprinkles-
*hands it ober inna mug wib happee kitteh fayces awn*
Enjoi!!
Yum! Fank yoo bery mush, Tidmum! Dis iz teh yummy!
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*takes big sip, sets mug daon to wipe teh whippy creme orf mai noze*
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*contented sigh*
Is sumbody frowing a wet PJ contest and I wern’t invited?
owr marketing and adburtizing skills, let us show yew them.
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and congarashulashuns to ambercat. moar than a hattrick?splain pleeze?
Hattrick is soccerspeak fur 3 goals.
Ambercat has moar dan a hattrick so das 4 or moar.
hat trick (teh merkun spellink) iz alzo hockeyspeek fer 3 goals. Inneresting hao dese terms are used bai diffren sports in diffren parts ov teh werld.
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I wunnder if dere’s a fraze fer 4 goals.
hmmm… we s’pozed tu throw ar hats at Ambercat naow??
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( )_ <—– dat’s my hat….
beddur dan frowin cthulol’s cuzzins onna ice….. *shivvur*
why dey du dat??? ick…
grr… stoopy WP dident hold mai spayses…. ai trai agin..
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(…)_ Hat?
sigh…. ai gib up…. ai r nawt caypl…kaypab…. abul tu du teh pitchur fings!!
I haz a sad. I go mayk din din naow.
*pout*
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das mai c/boy hatz frum teh front – 10 gallon wun
Owie! Ouch! Eek! Hoo’s froin awl tehse hats at me? Tohse lello plastik wuns off teh bilding site hert!
jes be tankfull yoor nawt a Detroit Red Wings hockee player. Dere useta be a tradishun wehre peeps wuld trow octopus awn teh ice affer a win. Blech! Finallee wuz stopped wehn teh offishuls gabe teh teem penalties fer teh peeps trowing tings. So wile hats mai hert, at leest tehre nawt slimee!
Cthulol foar Prezzydent!! Y voat 4 teh lesser ov 2 evillz?
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(couldn’t be any worse than the current stable of candidates)
No, teh lesser ob tew WEEvils!
in either ice hockey or Eiropean futball four goals is most often reffered to as a miracle!!11!
Tihs is mai forth furst todai. Teh result ob doin nuffink but plai awn teh innertubes awl dai todai!
Ohai PdB,
a “hat trick” is an Ingerlish footballing referemence for wen 1 player score 3 goals in teh sayme match.
Ai doan noe were it orriginayted frum,but dats whut it meens.
thot futball was wat merikanz called Grid Iron.
And dey called futball soccer?
Am confuseded.
iz confuzzling, fer shur, Klolzz. In Merka, wii callz “soccer” wut teh rest ov teh werld calls “football.” We haz teh “football” whish iz wut yoo kno as Grid Iron. I doan fink Merkun futball can haz hat trick – teh skoring iz too confuzzling.
Tousand Lolz, Americans play a game they call football where the ball almost never touches a foot except to start or end a ‘drive’. In the interval between kicks many very large very fast very strong (and often very rich) mens spend a lot of time standing around – then there will be an effort go organize the two teams into two line altho there are often several running around wondering where they shuld be. Then something called a ’snap’ happens and there is about half a minute of frantic game of grabass. then the small guys inna stripe shirts bloww the whistle and the milling about aimlessly resumes while waitung for anudder brief but frantic round of grabass. People from the USA find this fascinating and often go out buy larger TVs so they can get a better view of the roughly 30 minutes of grabass that is spread out over 3+ hours of milling aimlessly about. It is so popular that at the chamionship grabass contests tickets are virtually impossible to get but if you can acquire one be prepared to pay over 500 American dollars, or, uh, approx 52 pounds. However our baseball is no more incomprehensible than Criket but we manage to done with a match in about half a day.
LOL! Win! Wut a grate deskripshun ov owr football!
Did I mention that about 80 years ago one of the great intellects in the USA at the time, the president of one of premiere universities forbid the men from his schools football club to compete against the club from another great school, saying that he could absolutely no reason to allow a dozen intelligent young men to spend time chasing an inflated pigs bladder up and down a field. That should have been the end of American football but the President of our country, a fan of the game and a person who found entertainment in shooting animals for sport, intervened and saved not only that game but the sport as a whole. Amerikan presidents have a rich history of stupid mistakes.
Dat were Teddy Roosebelt, rite? Az moas ob peeps in hiz teim diddunt kno itt wuzzn’t a gud fing tew hunt iff u diddun’t knead tew 4 fud, hee didd indeed dew a lawt ob huntin. But hee wuz awlso teh 1st Prez ob teh USA hoo esstablished Nashunal Pawrks. Moas ob teh fings hee hunted foar wuz foar porpoises ob catalogging. Hee wuzzn’t traiin too hert ennyfing.
*Pssttt! SolnEsther!!*
ai doant fink Ed Hochuleez kin beez called ’small’…
But, ai woodnt mynd a gayme uv ‘grabass’ wif him!!
*gogglol!! Runs awai wif teh pigskin*
I N O who Ed Hochuleez iz but if he doesn’t luk small when standin neks to a 6 foot 7 inch tall 350 pound Offensive Line Man then please tell him I wus jest funning, no offensive intended, hope you done mind, kin I gitcha a cuppa coffee? Or a beer? or freshly slain steer?
Oh and the pigsking ain’t made ob pigskin anymoar but das OK bekawse baisebawlz are not covered in horsehide N E moar either. But a cricket ball still has six rows of stiching.
One of the things dat my sweetliddleEsther and I enjoy is to throw our bicycless inna back of the car and go into Flushink meadow Park in Queens (a burrough of New Yawk City). We ride around in the park which is where the 1964 Worlds Fair was held and where the US Open Tennis tourney is played every year. held. Sumtimes stop to watch a Soccer (futball) game or praps spend sum time watching some cricket and then we visit the little vendor tables where peoples are sellink food. The choices are wonderful, near the soccer games there are Mexican and other central and southern American choices, there are many Caribbean and then near the cricket games are Indian and pakistani and there is so much wonder food it makes yer tounge frow a party fer yer mouf! And den we walk over to Shea Stadium where we can watch the NY METS! (my team) play sum baseball.
Well, tehre R sich tings as standerds! Neks yu’ll be sain crikkit can be playd nawt-wyt cloe…oh wayt. Errr, or yu donut has to be borned in a cownty to plai….errrr, or yu can shorten a gaym to less tahn tree dai….errr…
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Izzit troo taht old chemists nebber dye???
Tehy jus stawp reactin???
Jes askin…
I mus nawt let mai kittehs see tihs! Teh nawt-liddel tuxie will fink its a gud idee…
Mussnt let mah Hazelmouse see dis eever-She be tryin tew steel teh kidlets brekfuss inna mornin.
-Diet fud-She showz me her Indignanse!!
oh, teh JD-teh-tuxie alreddy trys to eet mai cereel in teh bowl. He lubs hims carbs. I jes doan want him to git anee moar idees!
It duz keep mai bressfess-tyme innerestin, tho!
Ferny shayres mah toast an marmite sum tymes.Hazel berree fussy yooshually.
“how darez yew offer me leftobers! Ai r nawt a garbidge bin* she sez.
Cuz ob teh diet fud,ai hab had teh saddest kitteh dis weekend.-luks lyke
kitteh awn water.shower.naked man.pikshure
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She hadz teh hiyoogest ‘Monk On’ eerlier-frowin hersef akross teh floor,grabby paws at mah ankles an teh funniest wun wuz her *Blargh-Ai r Ded* impresshun
onna tayble ,as if ai had starbed her to deff!!.
Ai fink bai termorrer mornin she will be sew hungree dat she will eet ennefing.
Ai hates tew see her lyke dis,but it am fer her own gud.
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I’z sorree yur Hazel iz being fussee, an kwite teh drama kween, too, it sownds liek. She’ll com arownd ebentually – thier tummiez usuallee win owt ober dere snootee tastees.
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jes memmemember dat it iz fer her own gud, an dat yoo’ll git moar yeers wif her!
Fank yew PB2K,
Ai dussnt noe why she gottid so fat,cuz she akshully nawt eets mush.
Ai noe she nawt gettin fud eneware else,cuz she stay clos by teh howse awl a tyme.
I wunnered if it wuz teh brand ob fud she did hab-”Hills science diet”
parrentlee mah Sissy’s frend haz a kitteh dat gots fat on dis stuff.
Dis am whut teh girlys wuz fed awn in teh shelter.I tried tew change it menne tymes but got a deffinit “DO NOT WANT” frum boaf ob dem.
Dey lyke teh new stuff,den ai thot I’d put Hazel awn teh lite bershun,tew halp
teh disapeerd waystline!!
Ai jess hab tew be payshunt wib her.-She steeled Fernys normal fud eerlier
The luk ob pleshure awn her fayce wuz a joi tew behold
Ferny nao gets fed up on teh werktop.!!!
> Ai dussnt noe why she gottid so fat,cuz she akshully nawt eets mush.
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I fink teh ansurr wood bee 2 end taht sentince wif “when Ai’m luuking”
yu kant eet dis…iz myn…ai klaem it!
Taht’s OK. I not b wanting it wif awl deh cat harez in it ennyhow. *sigh*
k, ai eets tihs seereal and yu kan go bai yur own!
I do adn I do adn I do 4 u, adn this iz teh thankz I getz. *nuzzer sigh*
fyn! wud yu radder ai gotteded down and nuzzuled yu foar fife owrz strait?
OK.
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teh kitteh nuzzlingz goe gud wif teh hot chocklitt I b habbing wif
Tidmum up dere. ^
*contented sigh*
teh nuzzuls will mayk mee feel bedder. ai suddenly has a sad
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tanx!
I’z sorree yooo haz a sad!
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*handz N1iP sum lovely daffydils*
tanx!
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kitteh muss nawt be found to be eetin sereals. kitteh muss keep up reploo… rppestashun… bein known for froshusness amd carmiverusness!
I can haz kitteh from teh cereal plz?
Kitteh in serial? Chex!
Wear u find dis serial wiht teh kitteh prise insied? Nebber on mai shelfs in stoer.
yu unlee fynd it at yur lokal ICHC groshree stor
Oh hai, mai butt iz rubbin da frosted chex 4 u.
Nebber seen dis aktul event b4, but I haz fownd 1 uv mah kittehs hed-down inna bocks uv saltines. Wish I’d hadda camura om dat tiem!
Groshery stoar awfurring speshul sail ov Ryce Chexes wif kitteh iymcloodid,
but oanley iyf yu haz a kupawn.
(Kwauntitees ar lymited! Hurree iyn!!)
*wayves elebentysebben kupawns furyusslee inna air*
Ai gots mah kupawns-lookee a gowlden wun!! Ai can haz the kitteh seeryul plz?
Tidmum,
Groshery stoar clearke sez:
Synce yu haz awl dose kupawns, yu can haz AWL ov teh elebentysebben kittehs he haz lefyt in teh bak stoaridge rume;
Awlso sujjests yu mite wunt bout elebentysebben cayses ov gushyfud tu goe alawng wif teh kittehs (hims sez teh kitteh fud iz awn sayle az wel).
The syze ubz t3h Bawkss
duzzn’t matturr 2 Kitteh
if himz fitz insyde
Coodz beez Shoo Bawkss oarz
weerdz Ammazawn Bawkss. Kitteh
willz maykz it coazee
Tawll Bawkssez arz gud
2. Kitteh fillz t3h bawtumm.
Maykz itz tippz ober!
Jack.
jus gettin 20% strongar.
Cereal Killer Cat
is killing yr cereal
Dis nawt brekfiss buffay?
im in ur boxes, eetin ur seriouls
Haaalp!!!!
Werd Pretzel won’t let me be me ebber agin!!!!
Let me owt!!!!
Pleeeeze….
Am I mii agin yet???