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jus dont leaf a surprize in der, hokay?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Um, juss lukkin for teh toy in yur fud…
cumgratshumashumz, Ambercat! dwink? danse? sillybratshumz?
Ai’s shairin wit Tidmum - so taht’s DUBBLE martoonees at the Nawty Barn!
And *ahem* nawt taht Ai’m wun to boest but…Ai has, akchully, scored wun moer tahn a hatrik in teh pry mary postings todai. Juss sain.
Wh00t !!!Wh00t !!!!Ambercat
Lubbly Dubbly martoonies inna nawty barn,sumfing too warm teh blud danse wyse an
Ooohhhh!!! sechsy men tew warm teh harts!!
Concatewlayshuns Ambercat awn yaw asum 1 moar dan hatrik pry mary posts!!
ai dunt go tew teh nawty barn, soh yu haz tew cum get teh martoonies and leeb mee owt ov teh sillybrashums
Fanks fer teh Martoonies N1IP-yew shore mix a gud drinksey!!!
*cheez*
Ar yew shore yew wont joyn us in teh Nawty Barn?
ai’m shur. ai onestlee dun’t wanna sii a YNG doin…irnin.
I yam lubbing the martoonies fanx, Di is a drink dat will make you see double and feel single.
I tink dat dis dwink is one of God’s perfect creations and to pass on the drink and one of his other perfect creations, the perfect form of man particular the YNG, well frankly dat sounds like yer stickin yer thumb in God’s eye.
So do the right ting and join us inna barn fer a cocktail.
…ai unlee wunna sii a YNG taht ai’m married tew. and a am kinda offened yu talking abowt God taht way. yu hurteded mai feelings and His.
I srsly doubt that I hurted God’s feelings, he tells me ‘no prob’, whatta you hear? As fer yer feelings, sorry. Once again I find the line and steps over and in the process offends someone. The only way I know to not offend anyone is to sit down and shut up. I caint do that.
ai aksepts yu appollgee. itz just heering yu talk abowt Him liyk that, mayks mee tink taht yu were brayking rool number tree. see Exodus 20:7.
{{{SolnEsther}}}
*sigh*
Teh Donkee gunna butt in heer an prolly shoodun, butt I caint
stops mahself.
Frum wutt I see, *skwints* ole Sol frum teh Solnesther unit be
a man hoo has a vereh seesunned saged eye upon Him God.
I doo get teh impresshun dat hee bee habbin a raddur YIDDISH
type of expresshun bowt sum ub him postins. I cud bee mis-
taken.
I not herd ub dis expression “Thumb in God’s eye” butt I gets
a feeling he means by not appreshiating the earthly gifts him
Faddur has gibbun us, dat we are “dissin” Him.
Howebbur, iff u nebbur herd dat expression, maybe it also sound
rude and gross.
Anyway, I think Sol bee vereh salty and strong karakter, and
no 1 bee very diffrunt, an mebbeeh , for example, teh wurd fur
water in Sol language bee “Blaque” and teh wurd fur water in
no 1’s langwaj bee “Wite” and dey sown diffrunt butt bofe bee
lookin at teh same prize in teh sky: Teh Respeck ub our ebbur
lubbin Maker.
So hard to unnerstand diffrunt minded peeps sumtimes.
Damn, I is a mouffy donnkee, aint I?
*runs*
{{{{kafleen}}}} yew has teh wonnerfyl wai to spress yr self…….. eber teh peecemakir!! ai lubs yew
Heer, heer. Wut dey sed.
{{Kafleen}}
HI Kafleen! Ai kwite unnerstann! Ebbry tiem ai opun mah mouf, preechinm fawls owt!
Altosinger, I unnerstanns dat u supports mee?
*hugs Altosingers ankulls*
Tanks you three gais, furr ur wurds. I was afraid I wuz bein teh
jackass!
Kafleen, damn, oops sowy - darn, yer good, I was ready to go chapter and verse and have a liddle tussel but you and your wisdom, prevailed and I am pleased I hope you don’t hafta spend the resta yer days snuffin out fuses dat I have lit but I gotta tell you I luv a conflagration and playin wif matches has been a hobby of mine fer years and years. When I find button I tends to push it
I notice that teh link to yer page is down.
ai fink sumtymes teh peeps kin be a liddel sensitib! we awl has awr dais….. yew bin doin ok. is hard tew noes hao peeps will react. jus dew laik yer doin, sayin sry an move on. hab a gud ebbenin!
oh, u rassin frassin wurdpress…u not ebben print ur OWN addresses?
*shakes hoof, ever moar thretininglee*
Ok, folks…furr dose of u wutt duss not noe, I am movin on up.
I is now….kafleenthedonkey.
kafleen.wordpress.com
check it out.
PS….
Solnesther….
Lub u mah cheezfren, butt doan dere bee enuff fuses lit all
obbur dis annoying wurld?
I noe I is not aloan wen I say menneh ub us cum heer fur teh
NOT lit fuses…bee owr sawfee blanket….our magical comfort
place….owr hugs and lubbs….
woan u play nice wiff us and pour a cup o human kindness on
ur cheezfrends?
{{{{solnesther}}}}}}
Sorree tu be buttyng iyn hear; dis wuz teh oanlee plaise Ai cud geyt iyn:
(Ai iz sumting ov a bauttom feedure)
Kafleen, yu ar jes PRESHUUS!!!
Ai alwaise relies awn yur viewoo ov enny situashun.
Ai hart yu!!!!
Solnesther, yu ar a luuvelee kitteh;
adn veree iyntellegent adn witty.
Jes remembre taht sum ov uses hear bee a lil fragiule,
kynda liek ‘walking wounded’ wif awl ov aur hurtses, bof internal & external.
(Ai knoes tihs becuz Ai am wun ov dem and Ai hasta wurk tu geyt thru ebberee dae)
YAY FUR TEH CHEEZFRENS, AWL OV US!
MAY WE ALWAISE LUUV & PUTT UP WIF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!
!
<3
{{{{{Cheshirekittehkat}}}}}
Oh, dis is becommin teh wunndurfullest place ebbur!
Ai cuddn’t hab sed it bedder, CKK! Wee awl seem to bee goin frew tuff tiems
An teh diffruns seemz too bee hao wee hannle dem. Ai hab teh oppernokkity to encurrij folkses wut am hertin, an sumhao dere iz a line between legibbin urselfd permission to hert, an frowin urself a pitty partee. Sum folksez seemz too git hawstile too perteck teh soar spotz inn dere hartz. An wee has oppernockity too lubs awn dese folkzez an halp puts dem bak togedder—awsum respawnsibilitee. CC’s buk gibbs us teh hintz az hao too goe abowt it:”Lub bees payshunt an kine. Lub bees nawt errogant oar rood. Lub duzzn’t kepe lizsts ob rongz suffrd. Lub hoaps awl fingsx, beleebs awl fings, baers awl fings, endoors awl fings. Lub nevver fales.” Nawt taht ai eben comez cloas tew dat! Butt we’z awl werks in progress, sew letz nawt bee kriticall, butt lubbs awn eech odder.
youse guise sez it sew gud.
{{{{{{{{{awlcheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}
I haz 2 add mai 2 cints 2, plz. I hab bin heer- lurkin mosly,
4 a laawng tyme. Wachin az the cheezefrenz grew 2 luv
an care 4 eech ovver, adn offur suport wen niidid. I did nawt
ebben begin 2 post till last fawl. I ebben poastid
under difrint handils just sose if mai feelingz wuz hurt under 1
name I cud post under anuvver… Most uv us R, indeed, teh
fragyle, in need of iskape, gud tymes and lols, witch wii
haz fownd on ICHC, wifowt reserve . Beeing in pain, I try to
cawse nun.. Taht iz wut we awl strive 2 dew.
Sum ov us feel wii nowe the ovverz moar tahn they now us,
cuz wii haz bin reedin their posts 4 sew lawng…
Butt, awl R welcum whoo come heer in teh spirit ov luv
adn kindiss!!
Bruvvers adn sisturs in cheeze, R wii!!!
.
I, 4 1 am thankful
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
* Climbs off of soapbox, blushes, and runs away very fast*
{{{{{{{{{{iDDD}}}}}}}}}} memeber—u’re nawt aloan. We’z tawkin to CC foar u! U R lubbed, n snorgled!
Wut a rlly luuvley adn hart-felt kommint;
Yur 2 cints haz becum Elebenty sevintey sevin dollarses!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Why furr u bee blushing? U cum back heer, idansdansdans so
I can hug u furr dat byootimuss poast!
{{{{{{myfrend}}}}}}}
Hey, wares teh reply I posted?
idansdansdans, u r teh best. U r part ub teh verreh small
circull ub troo frens i has dat makes mee wutt i am. I look forward
too ur emails an has a sad wen dere is nun. u mek mee laff
like a stumpee fool. U cannot noe wutt a grate cheezfren u r!
*blows byoogull*
Da-doot-dah-doo!
All gib mah wunnurfull fren idansdansdans a cheer furr bein
such a good fren!
{{{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}}}
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Gawsh, fanks… Yew awl haz made mai day. Trooly…
Kafleen, Yew R luv purrsonifyed!!! Sew sweet… No bedder frend iz inny wear!
* nyce byoogull*
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} xoxxoxo
{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}} xoxoxox
PeeESs
Yew guiz maik mai eyez leek wif teh happee….
* peek *
I gess I won’t need tihs handel NE moar…
No moar need 2 hyde ebber agin …
* Well maibee 4 funz , sumtimz *
Ratz!!!
Werd Pretzel woodin let me be me agin!!! Butt it werks naow, I fink…
Yup!! Itz mii!!!
I reelii luvs yew gais sew hard!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
awwww…..
{{{{{{{Frizztehdanser}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Good wun Ambercat! But are you certain the kitteh ain’t leaving a toy in the fud?
but um, isn’t boastin about being nawt sekkund multiple times in a day about the same as saying I has done nuffin but lurk at muh computer awl day? I spent much time at muh computer too but I also did laundry and got dinner on the way (Chinese tonite - Hoisin chikken wiff ginger soup and brown rice (Dr say cut out the rice so I switch to healthy brown insted). Silly round eyes, Whut he noes?)
Yup, taht’s eggzakly wut Ai’ve dun todai! Ai is awn leev for a cupple ob dais so Ai didunt has to do awl mai weekend choers todai. An Ai did mai lawndry yesterdai. Somtyms its gud to be layzee!
Anom tew dat Ambercat
Kidlets awn 2 weex skool hollydayze nao-lazee daiz we can haz!!
Ai has 3 dais orf form mai full-tym job, 2 afternoons on wit mai part-tym job, 2 dais trayning wit teh full-tym job tehn its bak to werk! Nekst dais orf R fore trayning fore teh holly dai job!
Noe rest fer teh wikked !
Akshully got lots a stuff tew duz dis week,but leest ai can haz lie ins.
Ai’s got Jobs to do too - awl tohse tings Ai donut hav tym/NRG fore wen Ai’s at werk. Top ob teh list is Getting Rid ob teh Rat Unner Mai Haus, folloed by Sorting Owt teh Important Paypers in teh Hoeps tehy’ll Fyl Tehmselvs. Tehn tehre’s teh yushual Hawlin teh sofas Arown to Hoover Behyn tehmand Retreev Amber’s Tois and teh everlast Cleening teh Pinny Gig Hutch. But Ai gets a ly-in too!
Sew mush tew doo sew liddle tyme!!
Ai sympafise wib yew,mah windoes am almost nawt see fru,teh obben
gots burnded bits an stuff, teh fridge prolly gots axspearmints growin
insyde, teh irnin, teh cobwebz………….
Kenna onlee bin bak sinse friday nite,she stayed at a frenz awn saterdaynite
an her bedrum am trashed awlreddy!!.
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Termorrer,mah Daddeh bringin himz Dallymayshun ober tew teh
Vet Horspital fer xrays an camra down airways.Ai will hab tew
pik him up in teh P.M an tayke himz bak ober home.Poor poor
Mungo,ai finks himz gawt ’sinister’ fings goin awn but ai cant
tell mah Daddeh cuz him wud be devastayted.
Yu can cleen windos? And obens?! Yikes! Ai tort teh piksies did taht!
Yah! Teh sayme wuns dat orgamice krissmuss an birfdaiz an
paperwerk!!
An maek shor teh bills R payd awn tym an put petrol in teh car an put kleen nikkers in teh nikker dror!
Dats teh wuns!!!
An teh noo loo roll awn teh holder,an emptee teh bin an feed
teh kittehz,get teh bred owt twh freezeer,teh milk yadayada!!
Milk! B*gger!
Ai dunt eeben haz teh milk,but awlwayz mai fawlt if it runs owt !!!
Sints I retired fum programmin I has been werkin as a handiman. I does lotsa stuff, I installs hot water tanks and I do plumbin and I build furniture and I remodles kitchens but the biggest mistake I has made as a handiman is that I a customer dat I does winders. I am so buzy at dis time a year wiff stinking winders I can’t stand it, I likes the money but comeon, I’m a carpenter, a plumber, and electrician and a cabinet maker I done wanna do yer windersanymore>
yuk! winders!!! dat’s wut yew hire owt………… oh wait
Pass teh milk pleez.
No shuggarz rekwired-Ai r sweet enuff!
An conchezulatshumz to yoo, too, Tidmum!
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Iz dere mebbe a gud danz frum TTI dat we culd do in onor ov yoo and Ambercat’s Ti?
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I also heers dere’s sum gud pickins in teh Taibo Teak todai.
Needs tew be sumfink ennerjettik fur me-It r cowld!!! Brrrrrrrrr….
Ai fink ai wud lyke a boks ob dis seeryal-teh free kitteh gift iz FTW!!
Whassa TTI?
Teeny Tiny Ingerland. Wich maeks yur hoemland EventeenierEventinierIrlan!
We’s small but doesnt mattah. we’s important fur world eco…enoc…trading n stuff.
Adn deh culture —
Irelund b giving us Oscar Wilde,
Teh Book uv Kells,
adn Graham Norton.
Yeah sorri bout Graham
Hao he getted out we dont no.
Ai ♥ Graham
Ai not leik him. he maked hizself on Fr.Ted wich waz excellent.
But nao he haz forgetted his roots. makes me sad. Eben pierce brosnan remembers he be’s irish.
But I liking him. He b sillee.