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Peeez!! Doant warsh mee agin!!!
cumgratshumashumz, 3heathens&Ambercat! dwinks? danse? partay?
Ai will partayk uv a dwink or tu…. danse? hmm…. oopsy! Uvin tymer goin orf… gotta get din din! Enjoi teh dansin and singin an dwinkin fur a bit wifowt mee, k?
As Sylvester teh Puddy Tat usted tu sai:
“Thustinense! Ai need thuthtinense!”
LOL!!
LOL
” … and now, you will have to inspect your shoes carefully before stepping into them for the next 12-18 yrs… MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH “
Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!! SPLORT!!
U see?? Ai knew eet!! Wharz teh CCC????
*rummaj rummaj rummaj*
OMGoodness!! Ambercat! Stay wif mee!! Ai’m lukkin as fast as ai can!!
Okay…. fink, fink, fink!! Heer we go –
*scoooop scooooop*
*pat pat pat*
Here’s an extra CHRG(wdoi)
*snap!!*
Ai kin no fynd teh CCC, but, here iz a nyse sawft blankie – purtty blu wun frum when teh heethens were liddle – an sum chonklit…. ai go maykez yu sum hawt chowklit wif marshymallows, k?
Wut? Is dis numer five nawt sekkend inna 24 hour period? Who you finkyou are? Gordy Howe? (murkin hockey player wut invented the slap shot). It aint natural! One moar nawt sekkeund an me an my mates will become convinced yer a witch!
OI! He were a Kanuck (bornded in Sasquatch-ewan).
Howe cud taht misteak b maed????
how do yew tell a wich? (she turnt me into a newt!)
…..ai got bedder……..
Are you saying what Gordie Howe did was unnatural? You better not be, because I’m from Detroit, and I’m taking offense to that comment!
OMG!!!!!
SPLORT ALERT!! SPLORT ALERT!! Assume teh CHRG(wdoi) position!!
Pleeze tu be manning teh CCC – eet will bee needed ai fink!
Oh teh porosity! Oh teh ayrobiks instructors! Oh teh caer-troll mask! Its awl too mush – Ai’s gotta go to bed!
CCC tew layte fer halpin me!!
*klonk* keelz ober awn teh floor…
Off tew bed wib cokoa an floofy blankees
*sleep.need it.heel my splort obernite*
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Hab fun wun an awl-teh CCC am gunna be bizzee tewnite!!.
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Sweet dreems Ambercat.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MMMeeeOOOWWWWW meeeeoooowww mmmmmeeeeooowwwCCC tew da reskew!. It is nevur tew late fur yoo.
Tidmum *patta Tidmum’s hand* can yoo heer me dear?
*Removes healing martini and CHRG (wdoi) frum CCC*
*scope pat tape*
Okeh, liddle sips… det, dat is gude. heer is awft blankie
*tuk tuk*
heer amber cat, i halps yew tew da HSRW (head splort recovery ward)
now heer is a nice bed by tha window ( dey awl are ) yoo can see da heeling medow. Heer is a nice chocolit… der now yoo feel bettur? and a sawft blankie…
O Hai, Princess mu, Ai ar newbee, adn Ai haz nebber had teh pleshure ov meetyng yu.
Can yu tells me wut teh heeling medow iys?
Izzit teh plaise ware wee can sea owr beluved goggies adn kittehs hu haz goned oaver teh raynebowe brydge? KTHXBAI!
CKK – I wil jump in an halp, in caes deer Princess Mu duz nawt see yor kweschun.
Yes, teh meddow is wher we lets teh kittehs an goggies an luvved creechurs owt uv owr harts. They plays in teh meddow and when we ar reddeh, we taeks them bak into owr harts again. Is a majikal playc! We dantzes teh dantz uv joi ther.
Heven wuld nawt heven be, if mah deer kitteh culd nawt be ther wit meh. In teh medow we getz to visit wit them befoar we meets them at teh brij.
Heer ar 2 linkies that haz moar uv teh storee uv teh PM meddow:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/20/i-luvz-u-but-dis-can-nevr-be-2/#comments
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/22/i-can-haz-potayto-chip/#comments
Suches a beautifullest meddow, luuvely beyawnd diskriptshun!!!
Ai had alwaise hoped dere wuz a plaise liek tihs; Ai suspekted but I nebber rlly knowed.
Is troo, then. Naow Ai haz a happee!!!!!!
Nighty night, Tidmum and Ambercat!! Sleeps well!
ai iz wit yoo tidmum.. i has a MEGA-SUUPER SIZED SPLORT! gud 2 know i can has heal overnite.. whew..
an Ambercat? i add tihs to mai lyst ov fayvoritez.. i shall do danse inz mai sweepz 2nite furr yoo.. in teh meadow!
[ooh.. an i can has hawt chokolit 2? taht sounz wunnerful rite nao..]
nite awl!
Ambercat….LOL…doan fergit “oh, teh legul profeshunal”…too!
but i still lub yoo
ah remeber da post u r refuring tew. such a cute liddle babee in a rite messy baffroom.
awww…poar kitteh! wai doo teh meeny peeps gib teh kittehs bafes? iz verri bad
Sumtimz u has to… laik wen mai lil kitteh got teh kleener on him pawz… or wen mai other lil kitteh wuz new, and wuz sleepin in teh littrbocks an smelt laik kitteh pee an had bits of littr in her floof, an mai other lil kittehz thot she smelt awful an hissed at her… so ai givez em baffs, an dey doan’t get pizoned an teh other kittehz thinkz she smellz okay, an acksepts her. An mai third lil kitteh got a baff becuz she was tiny an had a HUNDERd flees on her an needed em off rite awai. She’s ok now, exsept she’s a mischief kitteh!
Sumtimez u has to give kittehs baffs. U just has to maek shur tehy iz naice an dry afterwurdz. Big floofy towel an u turnz on teh heater an makes it warm n fuzzy for poor lil kitteh, an it bee OK.
Muh kitteh managed to git into the undersink cabinet. It had the childpruffin but I guess Kittehs are sneakier then childers. Anywho, kitteh slept unner the sink where some sort a leaner had spilt an wii haddah Wachetawf. No fun fer anybody but sumtines wuts important is also unpleasant.
Wachet Auf? Yoo bee Bach fan?
Eye believe shii meanz “wash it off” inn non-lolspeek, altoe.
Well DUH-uh. Ai kno dat. Ai wuz beein teh silleh.
wun tiem i kaem hoam an fynded mah pip had sitted in sumfin wet (mebbe mud, ai dunno, an nawt want tu knoe), wut had dryed owt on himz big floofy butt. it must hab hurted him tu sit daon. wen ai put him in teh baff tub, him runned awai tuu tiemz, but ai fink eventchully him unnerstood ai wuz tryin tu halp, cuz ai nawt getted enny poynty enz (him wuz yoozhully feerce if him do-not-want). an den him getted patted daon wif warm towill, a kitteh-tweet, mush snorglez, an lotz ub brushin ub teh floof (purrrrRRRRR).
hmph u can never twust teh peeps
. . .an wen I iz all dry an floofy agin, I goez an poops in ur shooz
OMG… da cuteness is vast and unyeilding
indeed
i cant decide wether 2 kri or laff!
ooh dat fase…dat pur pitiful fase…..dose eeyz luuking up at teh hoomin, teh liddle wet pawz folded obber…..an iz oranj…….
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*slither……..thud* ai r ded…….
pour salleh. da cuteness wuz juss tew mush fur hur!
purrhapsith ah shood sprinkel da cuteness is life powder on u, den it will cownter act da ded frum cuteness.
*sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle*
*spill*
oops
ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
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luuk, up in teh ar….iz a burd….noes, iz a plain, noes, iz Salleh????
‘parently princess mu gotz a leeeetle hevy handeded wiff teh cuteness is life powdur…….
*wavbes to ebberywun dwon on teh grownd…* ai’ll be dwon az soon az sum ov dis wares off !!!!!
Fankz Mu ! uh, ai fink…..let u noes az soon az ai landz….
donut worry Salleh, yoo will float dawn jentlii in juss a few moments
saef an sownd
LOLZ!!!! salleh an princess mu, yu boaf iz teh sillee!!
Yay! fur Princess Mu. Teh cyootness is life powder cud make teh CHRG obsolete (but not teh sof blankie an choklit, plz kthxbye)
pppsssstttttt 3heathenz………..izzat a midwest akkscent ai sees ????? mi Daddy allus sed “warsh” he borned (an razed) in Kansus….(akshually so waz ai !….borned dat iz nawt reely razed hole kitnhood der)
MY, Salleh, whut a guud eer yu haz! LOL!! Yep – ai iz in Mizery, just outsyd uv St Louis! (ai doant axshully say ‘warsh’, but, ai heers eet in my hed!
)
An – whu knu? – whin yu liv in Mizery, an yu sai, ‘highway 44′ yu sai eet lyk dis:
Highway Farty Far!
rofllll!!
Axshully, ai wuz bornded in Massychewsits…. and libbed in Texis afore we moobed here….lerned tu tawlk dere, so, sumtymez, ai still say ‘Y’all’!! Wuz reddy tu moob tu Turkey when mai daddeh wuz stayshunned here…. my ‘Air Force’ brattiness – let mee sho yu!
awwwww – uh oh…wehre oh wehre haz mai CHRG(wdoi) gawn? Or wehre or wehre can it be???
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oh no, too laet. *sssssspppppppplllllllllllooooooooorrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*
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oops. branes ebberywehre
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I jes sit heer in teh corner an fink abowt mai old kitteh. I gotted him 19 yeers ago (he’z still heer, amazinkly) – he was fownd unner a porch, abandoned so needed teh cleening ov teh bathings to wash orf teh porch dirt. He wuz bery well-behabed an eben grew to lub teh water – nawt teh bafs, jes teh water.
wow ur kitteh is amazing!
fanks, princess mu! Wut’s eben moar amazink iz dat he’s a manx who we let go owtside all teh tiem an wuld git into fites wif otter critters! A noo injuree ebery monf wen hee wuz yunger. Hee’s nao def and a bery crankee old kitteh, but I stills lubs him an he iz bery gud fer my mom, hoo iz ill. Dey sit an taek naps togedder, iz cyoot.
OMG main tew!!
Mai kitteh (teh fat wun) sitz in teh sink an watches teh drip drip drip…catches on tung…catches on hed…sitz in wahtur…iz crayzee kitteh. Udder kittehs doan maek eyekontak. Srsly.
my-my (gascats ornj kitteh) haz recentli decideded dat when I takz showa inda mornin himz shud getz nic drippi watta frum sink nex ta da showa! himz sitz on da counta n starez n till I turnz it awn fur himz…..
momcat
CCC comin rite up!!!
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*sweepsweep*
*scupe pat scupe pat scupe pat*
*tuktuktuk*
*vrrrrriiipppp! taypetaype*
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An, lessee… orite… heres teh foofy blanky, an teh hot chawklip and teh chawklip weezil….
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Joo feeling betters naow? Joo rest a bit wyle teh braymes recomfigger to teh noo rarangement.
fanks a bazillyun, woozled!
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teh hawt choklit iz bery nommy! an yur taste in blankees iz most eggshullent!
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*snuggles in teh blankee*
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yup – I’z feelink mush betters nao.
Oh, wow, is ai glad ai memembered to put on mai CHRG (wdoi) befoar ai lookded at dis piksher!
Too kyoot……
WANT!
BTW, mai Luna kitteh wuz wif us foar 19 yrs, but then… well, we duzn’t talk about taht.
Yoor kitteh wuz nemmed Luna Kitteh? wow.. Ai em sowry yoor sad bowt hymz… Ai em shoor he lurved yoo… Hope yu don myn taht ai yuses his nayme..
She were a her…. adn noe Ai do nawt mynd you share teh nayme. Maykes me m’membder teh happynesses. {LKI}
awwww…tahnk yoo… es jusst taht dis kitteh lurves teh moon.. Ai em glad taht teh nayme brings yoo happynesss…
uhoh! Ai dint git heer sune enuf tu warnz yu sry. Ai be cumming tu hep pik up yur branez nao, tuk bak ina hed, taip, taip, Heerz naice floofy blanky rap, rap, ana naice cupa coco. YU feelz bettur pritty sune Ok, dat ‘s bettur. Ai wuz held up wif gib takz ##ona fone tu mai dortur , de cpa. She can plug in de ## , figyur owt and emayo me bak tu send. Wuz skairt wzu gun hab tu du awl bai maiself. Nebber did in awl 50 yeerz.
fanks, gwgs! an if dere’s anyfing taht will keep mai braynes in mah hed, it’z finking ov teh takses. I’z glad yur dottir heps yoo wif tehm!
fankz,Pb2K, Haow ar yu?
I’z doin okay, fanks fer askin! Wuz a lubblee dai – finalee liek spring arownd heer. I’z currentlee sittin wif wun kitteh awn teh cowch nex to me an teh othre wun sittin awn mai chest. He decided taht wuz hiz plaes bak wehn he wuz a liddel kitten. Nao teht he’z 15 poundz, he stil sitz heer!
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How’s fings wif yoo, gwgs?
Awww so cutez, poor kitteh!
Ebbreebunneez bettur warez de chrg wif teh burger papre hatz and cuvvured wif scraf oar snood oar sumfing fur dis wun. menny cawlz fur de CCC todai. Hay! Ai gotz simantikz kwesshun. Nawty barn iz fur go STAZE DERE til yu can be moar gud, oar yu getz tu go be nawty az yu wantz?
both!
O hai Mu, heerz yu ar maiking big spektakuler cumbak frum warebber yu bin. By tiem I rede ebbreefing yesdy runz owt ub tiem tu plai . Ebbreebudee’z birfdaiz
stawreez yesdy wuz awsum. Den Ai membur mai 40 yeerz. Nekz nabur hab nyewyeerz party. We discubber she an Ai and Elvis awl trun 40 nex weke. But berry sadlee. Nabur ,35 yrs cros strete dai and funrul awn mai bdai. Huzbum iz naice, taikz me owt fur munch an baiz me emral ring tu chere me up.
fanks fur noticin
ah missed da birfdai stories. it’s juss hard tew keep up wiff eberywun. i dips n weneber ah cin
Oh, iz ambidekz… ambiv>… anakro……okzimorno! Awlmost brake brane awn dat.
Ai r nawt shur, hab nawt bin in Cheezland 2 lawng mahsef… but ai fink iz a compol…nomkina…cangbongna… iz for bofe.
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*shrugs*
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Mebbe sum ov awer moar seenyer Cheezpeeps can ansurr taht….
anser iz yes.
That’s terrible.
but sumtaims kitteh needs a baff, lyk wen dey git sick on demselffs or roll in sumfing icky.
no little kitteh. I haz betrayed your fur.
uhh dat iz rong kitteh kat. ANYWAYS if i were dat kitteh, i wud say ”i r kitteh… wh0 g0n3 t33ch y0u l3550n
you made me cry!!!
o plz let the drippy wattur part b over nao.
i need teh warm snorguls frum u.
ahhww
tihs purrson shud nawt have washed kitteh- it shrunk.
i wuz on teh verje uv tearz tew, teresita..poor bebeh!
LOL!
celin cat: “no! water must not be shed upon ones fur!”
Floor Cat: But what if one is dirty and cannot wash oneself, or if one must go outside?
Behbee Kitteh wiff
azzurr ieez wundurrz wut t3h
hekk iz happeneeng?
Dis iz nawt so bad!
Nawt 2 hawt andz nawt 2 coaldz.
Hewmin may proseedz!
Behbee Kitteh fitz
delikettlee in Prittee
Wun’z jentill carress
Juss a dab ubz Sope.
4 ebbeewayrz dat’z undurr
Behbee Kitteh’z chin
Jack.
Oh, Jack, that iz so beautiful. makes me feel warm adn fuzzy awl over.
Jack, you always know how to put it right!
@@@@@ Dere’s mai fyve-burger vote fur y, Jack.
tank u, lovely man.
@@@@@
Pleese to call teh vet tech??1!1
Oh what a sad fase!!!! Iz kno dis kitteh iz gettin luvin kare, but mi hart just brakes 2 C de luk on kittehz fase.
No worree – veree soon dis littel kitteh will B wrapped up in a BEEG towel & dride off wid LOTz of snorgles!
I sees bebe kitteh fas full of lub and trust. Mebbe flees is what is bein’ washed off…flea infest can kill bebes, ‘n’ dey too young fur flea poisons. Baff with gentle gentle soap heps da fleas go way.
Dis bebbeh luks laik k wit hole purrseedjure tu me! Comfee in hand, feehls hyumins lub, and wadder juz raide temapshur an feels GUD!
Axshooly eben berry bitty bebes can has the Capstar. Kills de icky flees much de better dan bafs. Is more better for kitteez.
Mai kittehs wuz X-perts at makin da sad Iz face like kittehs in campy paintings wen kumpny wuz vizziting… they purrtended 2B sad little kittehs hoo nobody ever fed or petted.
[we did fed an petted themz tho]
All this washing of cats, it has to stop! Cats wash themselves very well, thank you, if they are in decent health, and many times even if they aren’t. It’s really cruel! If you need to wash a kitten, get a washcloth and warm-warm water. Dip the cloth, wring it out, and wipe the kitty like mama’s tongue would do. Use a brush to get stuff out of the fur if needed — they like gentle brushing — and don’t expose the cat to needless filth.
Doan wurry, Elisabeth.
Teh peepz do not b washing teh kikittehz 4 fun oar 2 b meen 2 deh kittehz.
But there b timez wen a kitteh just needz help.
I b thinking this partikular kitteh-babeh iz being rescued adn he b
needing the bath to getting rid uv deh crud adn parasites oar maybe he gotted
splashed by cars in teh winter wif deh salty oilee nasty filth frum deh street.
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But like hylasbrook sed “No worree – veree soon dis littel kitteh will B wrapped up in a BEEG towel & dride off wid LOTz of snorgles!”
ai hed a babe kitteh dat needed da baff hep onze . . . et hed da long furr an hed terrrrrribel pottie aczidenze dat cudnt/shudnt get lieked cleen !!!1!!! Ooooh Maiiiii wuz verrrrrry bad newzzzzz for eberyone. so poor liddle ting hadda hav the srius baffs, an even hed 2 hav furr cut awy tooo . . . Plze dont bi upset . . . sumetyme ketteh luvving gits mezzy
ai brot a behbeh kitteh hoem yeers ago, an her had fleeeeeees!!! so ai bafed her, anher sisfur, an den teh nex dai she fel in teh toylit! so she got anover baf, an i lerned to alwys kep teh toylit lid shut!
Omzg! lol lol lol
I haff had tree kittehs fall in teh toylett!
Lid always clozed at mai hause
cept when im uzin it.
Again, I feel compelled to advocate for the opposition, Elizabeff, how do you know it’s cruel to warsh qats? Your generalization is just a false as all other generalizations. Some cats love the water, and even for those that don’t, sometimes a bath or shower is the only way to get them clean. If a cat has lain in a solvent or a petroleum distillate then the most humane and efficient way to solve the problem is a bath with sum sort of mild soap. Waiting for the cat to poison itself likking off kerosene because you think a bath is cruel is just wrong.
My son hated his bath when he was two, so was I cruel to inflict it on him? He wasn’t able to clean himself adequately so a bath was the best answer. It is often the same with cats. If you automatically assume it’s cruelty then your prejudices are nawt healthy for your qats.
Oh, Solnesther! U meminded mee ob mai son wen hee wuz liddle! Himz neez wud gett soooo grubby—ai hadd to soke him inn teh baff foar a laaaawng tiem! TEHN ai cud skrubby teh neez an get tehm kleen! Butt taek it eezy awn Elizabeth. Shee mai nawt unnerstan Noo Yawk drecktness ob langwidge. Itz a reejunal fing, no biggy deel, butt dere’s jentler wais ob saiin teh saem fing.
:p
rong plais az uzual……. ;-(
Oooo, cats really hate being dirty. No-one is sadder than a cat that can not reach to clean itself, or a cattin trying to recover from diarrhea or being in filth.
)
A warm and loving bath can save the life of a sick kitty, can can make the older cat’s life bearable. Just from letting them feel clean.
That being said, this is the Jones label, if I’ve ever seen one (and I see them daily!
That is…the CUTEST thing I have ever een in my entire life. Ever.
dat face not say beetrayal
it say i truss an lub
it not in torment
it relaxed an lookin up at human all relaxed an waiting.
no harm dun heer.
nisely sed, Kfleen, soundz like from I Ching.
Ai agwee – kitteh bebbeh luks berry full truss n lub – naud uncomfurrbull atahl. Batt feehls gud! Ged riddah deh nazzy pleh.
Mai huzbin sai teh saem fing. Kitteh is teh kumfy, inn itz hoomin’s hans, prawperlee sehpported, nize warm wateh. Iz happeh kitteh!
Ai tink mebbe kitteh also releeved….had Big Awful-Awful prolumm n cudnt taek kare ub, noaud no wadda du – nau iz ok – naice hyoomin taek care uf. Feels so gud!
Kiiteh is soh smahl! Hes lik wtf is wadars?
*groans*
dis gunna look SO bad in teh mornin.
*puh!*
Thanks, jurk hed wurdpress.
I had three comments beefore dis wun, testing comments on my new name and address. Wurdpress nommed it.
Ennyway, at least now, if I DON’T log into WordPress and show my donkeee, yall will know it is mee cuz it say kafleenthedonkey and will hab my same wordpress
blog, instead of teh wun at yahoo.
I cannot do LOL speak for this pic. I washed a kitten like this with a friend about 15 years ago. This cat had fleas crawling under its skin, and it took multiple baths with flea shampoo to get rid of them. That kitty was a ginger male about 6 weeks old. He hated me for about 30 minutes, and then he decided he liked the warm dry towel and chin scratches. The poor kitty looked at me with the same mixture of trust and resignation. However, my friend and I found the kit a forever home. The last time I saw a pic, the cat weighed 20 pounds and ruled the house. I would expect an angry kitty to lay its ears flat and narrow its eyes. This is not a cat who feels its trust was betrayed. Kudos to the person who is taking care of it. OK enough with the preaching…
Yay, slr!!!!!
Kudos too teh kitteh reskyoours!!!
<3
YEAH! YEAH! Dis kitteh wehl taeken care ub.
Taht’s okay—sum ob us iz juss cawled to teh preechin. Wee kan’t halp itt!
Fanks for washing out mah foils. Did tha orrunge hie-lites take?
how cute. everything about that baby is tiny…even his trust. his cute little tiny trust.
Ai lub diz picher. So tinee n sweet n trusting.
Okay . . . scary and cute at the same time. The caption is hilarious, spelling and all.
omg – the eyes!!!!!!! *faints*
Awww…*pats Shannon* duz u need a littul choklit?
Kitteh looks sorta sickly…Prefer post-bath pictures…
Befurr n affer wud be naice!
What’s whit teh washing of kittehs?! Washing kittehs is not cute. It’s a sign of a sad kase of rampant O.C.D. on teh part of teh hoomin.
nah, iz a sine of teh kitteh had gotted sumfin pleh on himz taht maek himz sik if himz trize to washes it off himslef. liek teh fleez or teh oyl or teh kleener or teh garbij or teh poo. see manee ovver commints on teh subjek.
I Christen thee
Fluffy Kittehmus McSquee
In de naim ov de Liun, de Tyger an de Holy Bobket
Amen
ANOM!
An dubble anom!!!
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mebbee a cheezpeep wit no kittehs can has? Lyk Davehasnokittehs becaym Dave canhasDrTinyCat? Tho CheezpeepcanhasFluffyKittehmusMcSquee is a priddy laaaaaaaawng naym!
T’ankey, all ov u
Mebbe hoomin iz washin off da poysun offa da orinj bebbeh kittheh.
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Ai gibbed mai kitteh a baf b4. Hur hated mi at da tyem, mewoing n callin mi ebberting but “Mom”. After da baf, hur fur wuz all soft n fluffeh and hur forgibbed mi evenshully.
Betcha didn kno kitteh had sucha vocabularry!
No, ai didn! Ai faught abowt washin kitteh mouf out wif sope, but new it wuldn’t werk. So, ai jus told hur, “No bad-moufin Mommy!”
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Hur still duz it when hur hasta ryde in da carryur to da vetz, tho.
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Ai’m such teh ebil Mommy….
i jus tookded mah kitteh to teh vet. in teh kar, him seded fings i didnt fink kittehs kuld say. sounded liek a 2-yeer-ol hoomin.
I had a kitteh dat wud yowl on teh way to teh vet. It sounded like “Maaa! No wanna mamaaa!” Poor bebbeh!
Wen Ai tuuk owr tuxie kitteh tu teh vet, adn her sat awn teh xaminyng tabule, her furs fell owt, jes liek snoweing.
She hided her fayse iyn mai arm; bye tyme her gawt bak hoame, her wuz
happytayl adn taulkin to teh Russhin Bloo.
This kitteh actually looks pretty content in the water. When they’re babies if you wash them they don’t usually freak out too much, especially if you have to do it more than once. Sometimes washing them gently in warm water when they’re babies makes them not afraid of water and then they like to swim like the scuba diving kitteh or the fishcat.
Diz picher tuches me….deh liddel bebbeh, so fuhl ub lub n truzt, an deh hyoomin washing so gentlee, gentlee.
mei juss b da kyotest fing I is ebber seen…
Oh, this hurts my heart; it really does! This is just too adorable for words!
Agree!
why you turn on that dispozer first??????
Otay, taht’s juss ROOD!
Yeah it nastee
Noe mean stuff!!!! Dere be moar den enuff ov taht in teh wurld!!
There is no reason a kitten that young should need a bath. It isn’t even 8 weeks old yet – you can tell by the eye color. This is terrible.
Nao, juss relacks. Sumtiems teh bebbeh kitteh getz into poysinus fingz an needz teh washin soes they doan lik itt awf an dye. Sumtiems tehr mama wuz owt inna wilde an tehy gotz teh flees–flees kan kill teh tinee bebbeh kittehs. An SUMtieims, tehy juss getz in a nasty stinkee stuff, an ya juss gotsta warsh itt off.
Luk att kittehs fayse—itz nawt skareded oar upsett oar ennyfin liek taht. Itz okay wif teh process!
Mebbe is foundling kitteh dat iz allobber mezzy n dirtee n pleh.
ooh ooh caertrol! BINGLOL
Ai fink we needes a cayse ov caertrol masks tu hav handee adn pass aroun az necessaree.
I seemz 2 rekall a vet dr (or wuz it wun uv the peeps hoo wurked at tha aminal shelter?) telling me dat sum kittehs are borned wif flees. ??? I donut no exactle how that can B possibibble, but could B that kittehs only a fyoo days old could ketch flees frum momma cat.
That is one of the cutest things ever…
Kittehs bafs sumtymes nesesarie. mai momma’s babeh kittehs had the poysunus flee bafs ebery dai by an ebil hoomin. we HAD to giv teh kittehs bafs wif lemon juce and warm wateh to get teh poysuns off. poor babehs awl most dieded
BUT dey awl bedder now!
My babeh kittek luvs teh wader. aphter ai shower hurs hopps en adn rols awl in the wader. silleh kitteh Hur bwig bruddar kitteh onlee dwinks out ob the fawcet. *sighs* babeh kitteh lerns teh bad habits urlee.
Purrhabs purrsun who gibbs bad batts naud ebil, just don kno.
I iz very displeezed wif readin’ ppl callin’ dis abuse. Iz not. Dun think dis b case of aminal kroolty, an u r de onli one whu knowz what kittehs need. Sum timez dey DO need baffs. U remindz me of teh kitteh a few pikshuz bak whu would not clime down frum hiz hi horse. I invite u to du wat dat kitteh could not an quit akting liek u r the only 1 who luvs kittehs. Geez.
Kitteh iz so kyoot! Kitteh don’t luk sad or displeezd, kitteh looks luving and filled wif trust toward owner. Hiz/Her eyez say, “I no rly liekz dis, but I forgive u cuz u luvs me an I am saef wif u.” She (owner) still haz their tini trust. <3
Oh, and iz it just my computer, or doez no cheezburgers show up for commentz n e more? N e one?
go up an luk at teh box frum teh burgers abowt chaynginh teh commeint systim-tehy tuk teh cheezburgers owt tto see if teh payjis loed faster
Ai haz seyldume seed a lil kitteh wif suches a luuk ov abject luuv adn trust awn her teenee tinee fayse; teh demeanor of teh kitteh projeks suches admirashun for teh hyoomin, taht Ai hav noe feer fur her. ALL WILL BE WELL!!!!!!
Ai specks kitteh bebbeh’s hyoomin noes a lodda abou kittehs an hau to taek care ub. Luks laik kitteh in speerienced hands tu me.
Cutey cutey kitteh
Why you wash tiny cat?
I agrees taht dis bebeh is not tu stressed owt – and teh mom-person is bein verreh gentil an supportin teh liggle one verreh carefullee…my gess wud be eether fleez, much pleh and all too commun and dedly in teh tinee bebehs, or somethin els tocksik. If itz just poopy-pants, the all-over baff wudnt be needed.
Soooo kyoooot!!
We haz same talk each time…
Lotsa peeps doan lyke to see wet, unhappy kittehs and not know story of why or how it all turned out.
I unnerstand sometimes it’s needed but to see soaking wet kitteh dis young and not know if wuz good idea or indeed some OCD individual at work…well, it’s more disturbin than cute…
Do peeps at ICHC just like reading same posts again and again and hope that does who do not want will somehow decide OH, mus be OKs…cuz it’s here…
W/O knowing what happen to kitteh to deserve baths and how kitteh came out, dis always depresses…
But kitteh dun luk unhappi. I thinkz ppl shud trust utherz judjment betteh and figyoor person knowz whut dey r doin’.
Rly luk at teh kitteh. Hiz/her postshure is quite relaxed, and eyes r filled wif luv and trust. No feer at all. No unhapiness at all. Iz a luvin sweet pikshur, nuffin’ menacin’.
Diz be berry speshul picher. So byootifull, dat espression ub kitteh, dat lubbing, truzzing luk!
I work in a cattery and sometimes you have to wash cats/kittens especially if they have a skin condition. It is not cruel as long as it is done carefully.
Ze wrath uv Ceiling Cat beez upawn yew, Bath Hooman!
I – oh – aw – oh – AWWWW -
*iz ded of kyoooot*
Dis baybee got tiny trust? Does dat mean he relayted to Dr. Tinycat?
Wen we gotz meh Dustee kitteh, she had teh flees. We had to comb her wif teh flee comb ebberyday until she was old enuf for teh flee baff. She did nawt liek teh flee baff at AWL, but it took caer ov teh problum an she nebber had flees again. She bit her momcat (me) berry hard wen she was in teh baff – but she forgaev meh. She will be 7 on Fursday — happeh & helfee — an she luvs to dwink from teh fawsett.
awwwww
Halp.
sad bebeh kitteh brekd mai hart.
Petition 2 da ICHC member fund.
I uzally laff.
2day, iz criez…
teh eyez, teh tinee face.
canot leaf houz.
veree deprezzd.
needz thairapy.
plz halp.
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….gun loading…..
callz 2 ceiling cat.
no anzer.
plz celing cat her mai plea…
I hope this iz a joke.
If not, please call sum1 noaw!!!
Talk to me, peep.
Tell me what is going on.
Peep! Hello?
Please talk to me.
My son took his life by putting a shotgun to his head and pulling the trigger.
It has been 7 years and it still haunts me.
Please tell me this is not what you are contemplating.
Peep, things can get better. honestly. you need help, and you can get help. All you have to do is ask for it. If you have no one else to call, call 911. They will find help for you. Please.
HI cweenmj
check posts on regular board.
something up with posting.
ai agreez wif cweenmj
please, peep. tell us thet is now what you’re contimplating.
if you really are thinking about this, just remember this:
there is Someone who loves you very much.
If it feels like He’s not answering, look in the Bible.
Read the Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
Read about Jesus’ death. Think about it.
He suffered through that because He love you. He did it for YOU!
Then read about His ressurection. The joy of His disciples.
You can know their joy. Ask Him to forgive you of your sins,
whatever it is that is haunting you, making you think about committing this act.
And ask Him to come in and be the Lord of your life, follow Him forever.
You will know that He is listening. He loves you.
And I love you, or else I wouldn’t be saying this.
Consider this before you pull the trigger and it is too late. Please!
cweenmj et mai peeps
i sorriz if i scarz u.
mai crisiz wus relad 2 da sadz kiteh pictr.
Mostlee I laffs…n laffs.and den laffs moar.
today diffrnt. criez. not want.
plz restor trutz to babeh kitteh now. PLZ.
Celing cat sez “tak holdz mai paw and cum into ze lite,”
I sez “No thx celing cat, I haz to fold laundrees but OK THXanywaz!”
I luv u guyz.
uz da wind neef my pawz…oppz. naw da mai burrito gas coming outz!
Thank you!!! I’m so glad ur still heer!!!
4 deh burrito gas
{{{{{peep}}}}}
OH no SORRY bad JOKE SORRY. NOT cool.
I lost a child nine years ago, I apologize completely…
Please forgive.
I am usually not insensitive and was making joke to ceiling cat.
NOT FUNNY.
Suicide is not funny.
Your post posted BEFORE mine about your son, and mine other one must have posted just after. Forgive my poor choice of humor.
Iz OK. I just overreakted.
our postz crosst in teh intertuubez.
Dat happenz sumtimez.
I’m just glad I misunnerstood.
{{peep}}
Normally I am not such a dick. Sorry.
It been nine years since Connor…you don’t get over it.
I understand, sister/brother.
I do.
HUG and compassionate “I get you.”
o noes…laspink back 2 lolspeak feelz bettah…..
whew. thanks for explaining that. it was taken very seriously. And I ment every word I said up there. Jesus and I do love you very, very much.
{{{{{{{{peep}}}}}}}}
yu noes, wii shud keep dis az a reference, if ennywun else tryz tew mayk jokes abowt dis, wii shud say, “remembur teh peep insident”
“Remembur teh peep insident” worx…i tak full blame 4 dat…todai I suck.
bows hed in shame…
sufferz humileeashun galorez.
….offurz nother ‘pologee and sum of mai whiskas liver n gravee.
ur offrun sum ub ur libbur an grabee?
K, ur furgibbin.
Now, take mah hoof an lets go dants at cweenmj’s parade….
Az long az u ok! Diz picher iz painful in sweetnezz. Ai uzzedtahab depresshin an ai kno dat deep dark wehl u cannot claimb outta.
pleez tellz me dis be #1 kitteh in da lolcat cuntest!!!1! it’z b makin u ded wit cute
i liek donkehs…kafleen…
yur hof iz so shinee…
wantz carret? coob sugah?
herez…nicz donkeh…
pat pat pat
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
btw, ur nailz r 2 red. cut the polish, plzkthx.
Ohai, kan yu getz anovver naym? “peep” haz alreddy ben taykin. ai meen, yu cud do sumting lyk “peeeeeeeep” if yuz wunt, just soh tehrez no cunfuzzlun. just a sujjestshun
dat above iz a fake peep…
klerly sent bai Basement Cat 2 distry me.
i dint rite dat…sumone stolz mai naym.
1 tyme i put fut in mouf, now dis.
I sayz sorri.
Peep. iz. me.
HALP . Identittee theft…
ICHC staf, smote deh impostur peep.
“peep
April 8th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
btw, ur nailz r 2 red. cut the polish, plzkthx”
senz 2 Basement cat plz.
da post bout da nailz iz noe mine.
deh stolz mai nam
AND mai cheezburger.
mak stop itz NOWEZ.
(i callz Basement Cat on sell phn)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ahhh dont wosh meh egan ploxxxxxxx muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tare
Tellz me dis be in Lolcat Famous Contest??? iz #1 in mai opiniun
<3
iell tok!!!
No Mo Wattaboddin plez!
Washing a kitten that tiny is a recipe for disaster. It drops their body temperature drastically and very usually results in death. Honestly, this picture makes me sad, because as a kitten nursery volunteer, I know that most likely that kitten died a week later (tops).
I hope that kitten is still alive. I hope he made it.
I’m sure of it. Only somebody STOOPID would wash a tiny kitten without drying the little fellow off thoroughly and giving him something to keep him nice and warm after.
I wouldn’t worry about the kitten’s body temperature dropping. Why, I bet they used scalding-hot water
Not funny, dood.
Seriously, the kitteh is fine. He grew up big and strong with no fears of the waters at all.
Let’s have some fun here huh?
hey i love this pic and so does all my friendz they all love this pic and so do i coz i love this pic and all so my friends… goodbye
That’s so cruel! DIE, mean lady wiv dee nail varnish!
um, skooz meh, gay iz a grownup fing, dis kitteh tew yung tew no.
oar mebbe yoo juz bean stoopy.
uh dis is not da plwace for dat kinda tawk. if u wan tawk bout it go somewherez else.