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Peeez!! Doant warsh mee agin!!!
cumgratshumashumz, 3heathens&Ambercat! dwinks? danse? partay?
Ai will partayk uv a dwink or tu…. danse? hmm…. oopsy! Uvin tymer goin orf… gotta get din din! Enjoi teh dansin and singin an dwinkin fur a bit wifowt mee, k?
As Sylvester teh Puddy Tat usted tu sai:
“Thustinense! Ai need thuthtinense!”
LOL!!
LOL
” … and now, you will have to inspect your shoes carefully before stepping into them for the next 12-18 yrs… MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAH “
Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!! SPLORT!!
U see?? Ai knew eet!! Wharz teh CCC????
*rummaj rummaj rummaj*
OMGoodness!! Ambercat! Stay wif mee!! Ai’m lukkin as fast as ai can!!
Okay…. fink, fink, fink!! Heer we go -
*scoooop scooooop*
*pat pat pat*
Here’s an extra CHRG(wdoi)
*snap!!*
Ai kin no fynd teh CCC, but, here iz a nyse sawft blankie - purtty blu wun frum when teh heethens were liddle - an sum chonklit…. ai go maykez yu sum hawt chowklit wif marshymallows, k?
Wut? Is dis numer five nawt sekkend inna 24 hour period? Who you finkyou are? Gordy Howe? (murkin hockey player wut invented the slap shot). It aint natural! One moar nawt sekkeund an me an my mates will become convinced yer a witch!
OI! He were a Kanuck (bornded in Sasquatch-ewan).
Howe cud taht misteak b maed????
how do yew tell a wich? (she turnt me into a newt!)
…..ai got bedder……..
Are you saying what Gordie Howe did was unnatural? You better not be, because I’m from Detroit, and I’m taking offense to that comment!
OMG!!!!!
SPLORT ALERT!! SPLORT ALERT!! Assume teh CHRG(wdoi) position!!
Pleeze tu be manning teh CCC - eet will bee needed ai fink!
Oh teh porosity! Oh teh ayrobiks instructors! Oh teh caer-troll mask! Its awl too mush - Ai’s gotta go to bed!
CCC tew layte fer halpin me!!
*klonk* keelz ober awn teh floor…
Off tew bed wib cokoa an floofy blankees
*sleep.need it.heel my splort obernite*
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Hab fun wun an awl-teh CCC am gunna be bizzee tewnite!!.
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Sweet dreems Ambercat.
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MMMeeeOOOWWWWW meeeeoooowww mmmmmeeeeooowwwCCC tew da reskew!. It is nevur tew late fur yoo.
Tidmum *patta Tidmum’s hand* can yoo heer me dear?
*Removes healing martini and CHRG (wdoi) frum CCC*
*scope pat tape*
Okeh, liddle sips… det, dat is gude. heer is awft blankie
*tuk tuk*
heer amber cat, i halps yew tew da HSRW (head splort recovery ward)
now heer is a nice bed by tha window ( dey awl are ) yoo can see da heeling medow. Heer is a nice chocolit… der now yoo feel bettur? and a sawft blankie…
O Hai, Princess mu, Ai ar newbee, adn Ai haz nebber had teh pleshure ov meetyng yu.
Can yu tells me wut teh heeling medow iys?
Izzit teh plaise ware wee can sea owr beluved goggies adn kittehs hu haz goned oaver teh raynebowe brydge? KTHXBAI!
CKK - I wil jump in an halp, in caes deer Princess Mu duz nawt see yor kweschun.
Yes, teh meddow is wher we lets teh kittehs an goggies an luvved creechurs owt uv owr harts. They plays in teh meddow and when we ar reddeh, we taeks them bak into owr harts again. Is a majikal playc! We dantzes teh dantz uv joi ther.
Heven wuld nawt heven be, if mah deer kitteh culd nawt be ther wit meh. In teh medow we getz to visit wit them befoar we meets them at teh brij.
Heer ar 2 linkies that haz moar uv teh storee uv teh PM meddow:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/20/i-luvz-u-but-dis-can-nevr-be-2/#comments
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/22/i-can-haz-potayto-chip/#comments
Suches a beautifullest meddow, luuvely beyawnd diskriptshun!!!
Ai had alwaise hoped dere wuz a plaise liek tihs; Ai suspekted but I nebber rlly knowed.
Is troo, then. Naow Ai haz a happee!!!!!!
Nighty night, Tidmum and Ambercat!! Sleeps well!
ai iz wit yoo tidmum.. i has a MEGA-SUUPER SIZED SPLORT! gud 2 know i can has heal overnite.. whew..
an Ambercat? i add tihs to mai lyst ov fayvoritez.. i shall do danse inz mai sweepz 2nite furr yoo.. in teh meadow!
[ooh.. an i can has hawt chokolit 2? taht sounz wunnerful rite nao..]
nite awl!
Ambercat….LOL…doan fergit “oh, teh legul profeshunal”…too!
but i still lub yoo
ah remeber da post u r refuring tew. such a cute liddle babee in a rite messy baffroom.
awww…poar kitteh! wai doo teh meeny peeps gib teh kittehs bafes? iz verri bad
Sumtimz u has to… laik wen mai lil kitteh got teh kleener on him pawz… or wen mai other lil kitteh wuz new, and wuz sleepin in teh littrbocks an smelt laik kitteh pee an had bits of littr in her floof, an mai other lil kittehz thot she smelt awful an hissed at her… so ai givez em baffs, an dey doan’t get pizoned an teh other kittehz thinkz she smellz okay, an acksepts her. An mai third lil kitteh got a baff becuz she was tiny an had a HUNDERd flees on her an needed em off rite awai. She’s ok now, exsept she’s a mischief kitteh!
Sumtimez u has to give kittehs baffs. U just has to maek shur tehy iz naice an dry afterwurdz. Big floofy towel an u turnz on teh heater an makes it warm n fuzzy for poor lil kitteh, an it bee OK.
Muh kitteh managed to git into the undersink cabinet. It had the childpruffin but I guess Kittehs are sneakier then childers. Anywho, kitteh slept unner the sink where some sort a leaner had spilt an wii haddah Wachetawf. No fun fer anybody but sumtines wuts important is also unpleasant.
Wachet Auf? Yoo bee Bach fan?
Eye believe shii meanz “wash it off” inn non-lolspeek, altoe.
Well DUH-uh. Ai kno dat. Ai wuz beein teh silleh.
wun tiem i kaem hoam an fynded mah pip had sitted in sumfin wet (mebbe mud, ai dunno, an nawt want tu knoe), wut had dryed owt on himz big floofy butt. it must hab hurted him tu sit daon. wen ai put him in teh baff tub, him runned awai tuu tiemz, but ai fink eventchully him unnerstood ai wuz tryin tu halp, cuz ai nawt getted enny poynty enz (him wuz yoozhully feerce if him do-not-want). an den him getted patted daon wif warm towill, a kitteh-tweet, mush snorglez, an lotz ub brushin ub teh floof (purrrrRRRRR).
hmph u can never twust teh peeps
. . .an wen I iz all dry an floofy agin, I goez an poops in ur shooz
OMG… da cuteness is vast and unyeilding
indeed
i cant decide wether 2 kri or laff!
ooh dat fase…dat pur pitiful fase…..dose eeyz luuking up at teh hoomin, teh liddle wet pawz folded obber…..an iz oranj…….
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*slither……..thud* ai r ded…….
pour salleh. da cuteness wuz juss tew mush fur hur!
purrhapsith ah shood sprinkel da cuteness is life powder on u, den it will cownter act da ded frum cuteness.
*sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle*
*spill*
oops
ZZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
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luuk, up in teh ar….iz a burd….noes, iz a plain, noes, iz Salleh????
‘parently princess mu gotz a leeeetle hevy handeded wiff teh cuteness is life powdur…….
*wavbes to ebberywun dwon on teh grownd…* ai’ll be dwon az soon az sum ov dis wares off !!!!!
Fankz Mu ! uh, ai fink…..let u noes az soon az ai landz….
donut worry Salleh, yoo will float dawn jentlii in juss a few moments
saef an sownd 
LOLZ!!!! salleh an princess mu, yu boaf iz teh sillee!!
Yay! fur Princess Mu. Teh cyootness is life powder cud make teh CHRG obsolete (but not teh sof blankie an choklit, plz kthxbye)
pppsssstttttt 3heathenz………..izzat a midwest akkscent ai sees ????? mi Daddy allus sed “warsh” he borned (an razed) in Kansus….(akshually so waz ai !….borned dat iz nawt reely razed hole kitnhood der)
MY, Salleh, whut a guud eer yu haz! LOL!! Yep - ai iz in Mizery, just outsyd uv St Louis! (ai doant axshully say ‘warsh’, but, ai heers eet in my hed!
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An - whu knu? - whin yu liv in Mizery, an yu sai, ‘highway 44′ yu sai eet lyk dis:
Highway Farty Far!
rofllll!!
Axshully, ai wuz bornded in Massychewsits…. and libbed in Texis afore we moobed here….lerned tu tawlk dere, so, sumtymez, ai still say ‘Y’all’!! Wuz reddy tu moob tu Turkey when mai daddeh wuz stayshunned here…. my ‘Air Force’ brattiness - let mee sho yu!
awwwww - uh oh…wehre oh wehre haz mai CHRG(wdoi) gawn? Or wehre or wehre can it be???
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oh no, too laet. *sssssspppppppplllllllllllooooooooorrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*
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oops. branes ebberywehre
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I jes sit heer in teh corner an fink abowt mai old kitteh. I gotted him 19 yeers ago (he’z still heer, amazinkly) - he was fownd unner a porch, abandoned so needed teh cleening ov teh bathings to wash orf teh porch dirt. He wuz bery well-behabed an eben grew to lub teh water - nawt teh bafs, jes teh water.
wow ur kitteh is amazing!
fanks, princess mu! Wut’s eben moar amazink iz dat he’s a manx who we let go owtside all teh tiem an wuld git into fites wif otter critters! A noo injuree ebery monf wen hee wuz yunger. Hee’s nao def and a bery crankee old kitteh, but I stills lubs him an he iz bery gud fer my mom, hoo iz ill. Dey sit an taek naps togedder, iz cyoot.
OMG main tew!!
Mai kitteh (teh fat wun) sitz in teh sink an watches teh drip drip drip…catches on tung…catches on hed…sitz in wahtur…iz crayzee kitteh. Udder kittehs doan maek eyekontak. Srsly.
my-my (gascats ornj kitteh) haz recentli decideded dat when I takz showa inda mornin himz shud getz nic drippi watta frum sink nex ta da showa! himz sitz on da counta n starez n till I turnz it awn fur himz…..
momcat
CCC comin rite up!!!
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*sweepsweep*
*scupe pat scupe pat scupe pat*
*tuktuktuk*
*vrrrrriiipppp! taypetaype*
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An, lessee… orite… heres teh foofy blanky, an teh hot chawklip and teh chawklip weezil….
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Joo feeling betters naow? Joo rest a bit wyle teh braymes recomfigger to teh noo rarangement.
fanks a bazillyun, woozled!
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teh hawt choklit iz bery nommy! an yur taste in blankees iz most eggshullent!
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*snuggles in teh blankee*
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yup - I’z feelink mush betters nao.
Oh, wow, is ai glad ai memembered to put on mai CHRG (wdoi) befoar ai lookded at dis piksher!
Too kyoot……
WANT!
BTW, mai Luna kitteh wuz wif us foar 19 yrs, but then… well, we duzn’t talk about taht.
Yoor kitteh wuz nemmed Luna Kitteh? wow.. Ai em sowry yoor sad bowt hymz… Ai em shoor he lurved yoo… Hope yu don myn taht ai yuses his nayme..
She were a her…. adn noe Ai do nawt mynd you share teh nayme. Maykes me m’membder teh happynesses. {LKI}
awwww…tahnk yoo… es jusst taht dis kitteh lurves teh moon.. Ai em glad taht teh nayme brings yoo happynesss…
uhoh! Ai dint git heer sune enuf tu warnz yu sry. Ai be cumming tu hep pik up yur branez nao, tuk bak ina hed, taip, taip, Heerz naice floofy blanky rap, rap, ana naice cupa coco. YU feelz bettur pritty sune Ok, dat ’s bettur. Ai wuz held up wif gib takz ##ona fone tu mai dortur , de cpa. She can plug in de ## , figyur owt and emayo me bak tu send. Wuz skairt wzu gun hab tu du awl bai maiself. Nebber did in awl 50 yeerz.
fanks, gwgs! an if dere’s anyfing taht will keep mai braynes in mah hed, it’z finking ov teh takses. I’z glad yur dottir heps yoo wif tehm!
fankz,Pb2K, Haow ar yu?