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No, dis bred it R MINE!
Congrats Ambercat - may we toste in yer onner?
Its snowee in TeenyTiny Ingerland todai, we can has hawtchoklit an tosted teecaeks?
Grate idea - and if we spyke hawtchoklit we get tosted - but maybbe tew erly fer that jus yet.
iz 4 o’clock sumwares!
Bailey’s Irish Cream - always goes well with hawtchoklit. I think it’s called ‘Snuggles’.
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}} Yoo ar teh kwik wun todai!!!
Congratz yet again - to wun ov teh bestest frenz ai ebber had!!
Ai gotz to run - bak laytur - but ai also left yoo a big thankyoo awn teh byootiful resting Cieling Cat!!
Janet … i keep trying to answer ur kweston about da medo dat you asked and wurd press keeps eating it
ah try won moar tyme:
oh Hai Janet! I wuz hoping to catch u heer.
The begining of the medow is here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/20/i-luvz-u-but-dis-can-nevr-be-2/#comments
it started wen u mentioned sweetest day and kathleen said she got no flours. I wrote a poem givin awl ov us flours. kathleen expanded the idea by sending the image of a medow.
the next mention was here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/22/i-can-haz-potayto-chip/#comments
wen da medow was annex on to the head splort recovery ward via a huge piktor winder and it then became a place where we could let let our pets out of our hearts and play wiff dem
Hav a gude day dearheart.
Oh deer Princess - ai dint thank yoo fur these favoiet links ov mine. Yoo hav saved me hours - to be shur - no dout plesant hours - but hour nebbertheless - ov searching!
Mai - those were heddee daiz.
Right after teh meadow was teh grate “Teho shouts Furst” epeesode. HOW ai miss teh brillyunt an oh so cleffur Jules.
JULES!!!!! CAN YOO HEER MEE? PLEEZ COME BAK!!!!!
oh good hon! I’m glad u got it
okeh, so it didnut go frew agin. it did post under balck & white, grey scale and sepia, but you didnt get tew see it cause it ended up near the bottum ov da fred. sigh.
definition of ermine: any of various weasels having a white coat.
Perfect caption!!!!
oh hai. i trades u toast for cheezburger?
*sigh*
I cannot believe I don’t get this one.
*scratches head*
Is it a pun? Somebody explain to teh dummy, please.
*hoof head*
*clasps hans to boosum* Awwww - kafleen - how udderlee kyoot yoo ar today!!!
I lub u, Janet.
Write to me, pleez, K?
Der critter wif the bread in its mouf is and ermine. And he says “the bread, it ermine” or it R Mine. I tink a better caption myta bean “OK Lou, you tole me come back wif da bread.”
Ermine are really pretty. I has seen them inna wild in the Adirondaks on a couple of occaisions and they are purty, very feisty, and completely unafraid. They also has very liddle interest in the sunflower seeds I always hab in muh pocket when I goes inta the woods.
is it cuz u gotz a chocklit chip cookee in teh UDDER pocket?
I eated it.
I fink its because the lill ermine are mostly carnivorse, like kittehs the got no interest in seeds. I carries the seeds for birds, an skwirls an chippies dat I meet onna trail.
Carnivors? duz dey like sarsparilla-flavurred toes?
O hai - deer Kafleen!1 Yoo haz yur wiked streek in full geer today ai see! Pore SolnEsther an teh sarsparilla-flavoured toes.
Dint ai tell yoo wunz how to maek a mink stop biting yoo ifn tath shud occur??? Prlolly teh same fur teh ermines!
Har I remembers a line I luvs, a pretty lady is admiring the fur coat another woman is wearing and she asks “How do they get mink coats like that’ and the guy answers ‘why, the same way minks do’.
nawty barn speak………
verreh, verreh nawtee.
And clebbur.
dats sum koala-tea nomming if you kin get dem.
See kafleen, Ise gettin old an slow or maybe jest more mello. Der was a time when I wooda sed “My udder pocket? Why doncha jest reach in der an see?’ I kaint beleeve dat muh act cleaned up when I wusn’t lookin.
Taht saownds lyke sumfing Herbert on Famblee Gui wud sai.
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eww.
*finger on chin*
sowns like u sed it!
dis extra funnee wer i live, cuz we gotz a lokal bakrie calld “ermin’s”
I got it. I did not know how to pronounce the wurd…thought it was er-meen, and I just now got it. Amazing it took me a while what with the first post being wat
it was…….my early morning stumpy-let mee show u it.
In TeenyTiny Ingerland is pernownsed “S-T-O-T-E-”, just to furver confoos! “Ermine” is only yused to descryb teh wyt winteh fer.
An a bootifull furr it bee. Ur furr bee safe wiff mee, littul mink.
I likes mah synthetic filled jacket.
a favorite fur for (Ha ‘fur, for, fee, fum, I smells’ … oh, nemme mind), trimming cloths of the royalty inna old days.
So while we’re on cornfusing names of critters, wut kind of bird is a rook or wut would we Murkins call it. And is hedgehog the same as our porkpine or our groundchuck? Two cultures separated by a common language.
Crows, rooks, ravens an maggoty-pys R awl teh saem fambly ob birds, but R diffrunt members ob taht fambly. Magpys R teh blakanwyt wuns, so tehre eesee to spot! Ravens R teh biggest, an teh wuns taht say “Nebber Moer”, so tehre kwite eesee to idemnitify too. Crows an rooks luk allot alyk but mai Daddeh tort me a eesee wai to tell tehm apart: He sed “If yu see lawts ob crows togebber, tehy’re rooks, an if yu see a rook awn its oen its a crow!” See? Eesee!
Ravens are the ones at the tower of london what have a couple of critical tail fevers pluckt to keeps dem from flying away. All because of some proffessey day if the ravens ever leave the tower then Britain will fall (or sumtin close to dat) .
I tink its cheatin to make it impossible for dem to go.
Tehy cud awlwais walk owt teh gayt an catch a bus, if tehy wanted to go!
where day keep de quids fur de bus? Dey gots no pockets…
som ob tehm is old enuff fer a free buspass nao. Teh odders will juss has to wing it!
I fink yer daddy an mine mighta gotten along jest fyne. Muh daddey taught me my most important lesson by sayin “All generalizations are false”. After a lot of thot I’se concluded dat there are really only two tings dat oughta come outta my mouf, wuts true or wuts amuzing. Anyting else is background noise.
He was always oblique, and he luvved hyperbole, farce, and sarcasm as teaching tools. When My dad was teaching me how to do electrical wiring he tole me “Never fergit that if you cut the wire too short you can always splice a piece on but if you cut it too long yer stuck wiff it” If he’d told me strait “make sure you cut the wire long enuff” it never would have stuck wiff me.
Mai Daddeh’s best lyn wus wun tym wen we were rowing (taht’s “hassing a row”, nawt “rowing a bote”. And Ai sed “Wy do yu awlwais patronys me?!” and he sed “Cus Ai’m yur farder; taht’s wut it meens!”. Neber trai argyooin wit teh English teechers!
Muh Mum was an English major and teacher and my dad and electrical engineer so while mom haddah better background inna classics dad was very precise in his speech. I rememers I was a teen and habbin a fight (rowwing) wif him and I shouted dat ‘I’se sick of gettin allah this flack frum above!’ and dad said ‘flack is anti aircraft fire and as such is unlikely to originate from anywhere but below’. He sure could take the fun outta rowin.
Sownds JUSS lyk mai Dad!
FTW! I luv teh Inglish hoomer!
I sorta nebber post but I sertnlee read un njoy cummin here! It is grate how we can talk abt so manee divrnt fings and most uv all lolcatlurvers fings
and itz make me feel homz az wif peeps I noze for long timz alreddie!
Hai, LN_cello!! adn welcum to ICHC if
no 1 haz welcumd u yet. Teh moar
teh mare-ee-er.
Don’t b shy, just jump rite in enneewear
u feelz like. Wii awl b frendz heer. Sum iz
just frenz wii habn’t met yet.
Awww, dat maeks mii feel alll warm n fuzzee!
Ifn joo see lawts ov crows togevver, it’s a ‘murder of crows’.
We LOVE collective nouns!! So yer nawt so cornfuzzeled as yewd hab us tink. You krafty devil.
My brayms iz full ov teh useless infurmashun.
And a “sneek” ob weesuls!
Hubeh sez teh differnse between a raven anna crow is a matter ov a pinion…..
dat bein the ‘finger’ fevvers…. ravens hav 5, crows hav 4… and so, de differnce between dem is jus a madder uv “a pinion (fevver)”
(i hadda du eet…. iz rare dat ai kin uz dat pun!!)
wuz perfekt moe mnt, if u aks mi!!1!(one). gotz 2 <3 perkekt tymin!!1!
hai, u can also get teh jackdaws too, like tiny crow with grey fethurs on hed. Himz berry clever too. Hedgehog is friendly garden critter, we feedz him *whispurrs so kittehs do not hear* gushyfoodz in winter when seeds and berries nawt so plentz, plantypu, um, already et.
Also us Murkins has jays, in same family as crows & ravens (they’s called Corvidae). Gray jays, blue jays, Steller’s jays (purty dark blue bird wif black crest, dey comes to R feeder sometimez).
We has jays too, tho oenlee wun kynd Ai tink. tehy is verree perty but tehy maek a horribbul noys!
Yez, BkuJayz - saucee liddle buggers. drive mi kittehz crazee - Kittehz watch de Jayz at de burdfeedr. Iz luv Jayz - such a nise brite site on a wintur day!
Ai liek teh sound that bluejays maeks. They R sossy!
Adn it iz still uzed foar fancee furz 2day, akshully.
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Adn nawt just foar teh fancee cloths:
Frum icons.com:
“A characteristic example is the so-called Ermine Portrait of 1585. Note that the loyal stoat, whose white winter coat symbolises the virgin Queen’s purity, is allowed to wear a crown collar in her presence”
Adn heer is teh pikchurr, jo gotta adds teh ‘h t t p’ fing in front: