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No, dis bred it R MINE!
Congrats Ambercat – may we toste in yer onner?
Its snowee in TeenyTiny Ingerland todai, we can has hawtchoklit an tosted teecaeks?
Grate idea – and if we spyke hawtchoklit we get tosted – but maybbe tew erly fer that jus yet.
iz 4 o’clock sumwares!
Bailey’s Irish Cream – always goes well with hawtchoklit. I think it’s called ‘Snuggles’.
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}} Yoo ar teh kwik wun todai!!!
Congratz yet again – to wun ov teh bestest frenz ai ebber had!!
Ai gotz to run – bak laytur – but ai also left yoo a big thankyoo awn teh byootiful resting Cieling Cat!!
Janet … i keep trying to answer ur kweston about da medo dat you asked and wurd press keeps eating it:(
ah try won moar tyme:
oh Hai Janet! I wuz hoping to catch u heer.
The begining of the medow is here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/20/i-luvz-u-but-dis-can-nevr-be-2/#comments
it started wen u mentioned sweetest day and kathleen said she got no flours. I wrote a poem givin awl ov us flours. kathleen expanded the idea by sending the image of a medow.
the next mention was here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/22/i-can-haz-potayto-chip/#comments
wen da medow was annex on to the head splort recovery ward via a huge piktor winder and it then became a place where we could let let our pets out of our hearts and play wiff dem
Hav a gude day dearheart.
Oh deer Princess – ai dint thank yoo fur these favoiet links ov mine. Yoo hav saved me hours – to be shur – no dout plesant hours – but hour nebbertheless – ov searching!
Mai – those were heddee daiz.
Right after teh meadow was teh grate “Teho shouts Furst” epeesode. HOW ai miss teh brillyunt an oh so cleffur Jules.
JULES!!!!! CAN YOO HEER MEE? PLEEZ COME BAK!!!!!
oh good hon! I’m glad u got it
okeh, so it didnut go frew agin. it did post under balck & white, grey scale and sepia, but you didnt get tew see it cause it ended up near the bottum ov da fred. sigh.
definition of ermine: any of various weasels having a white coat.
Perfect caption!!!!
oh hai. i trades u toast for cheezburger?
*sigh*
I cannot believe I don’t get this one.
*scratches head*
Is it a pun? Somebody explain to teh dummy, please.
*hoof head*
*clasps hans to boosum* Awwww – kafleen – how udderlee kyoot yoo ar today!!!
I lub u, Janet.
Write to me, pleez, K?
Der critter wif the bread in its mouf is and ermine. And he says “the bread, it ermine” or it R Mine. I tink a better caption myta bean “OK Lou, you tole me come back wif da bread.”
Ermine are really pretty. I has seen them inna wild in the Adirondaks on a couple of occaisions and they are purty, very feisty, and completely unafraid. They also has very liddle interest in the sunflower seeds I always hab in muh pocket when I goes inta the woods.
is it cuz u gotz a chocklit chip cookee in teh UDDER pocket?
I eated it.
I fink its because the lill ermine are mostly carnivorse, like kittehs the got no interest in seeds. I carries the seeds for birds, an skwirls an chippies dat I meet onna trail.
Carnivors? duz dey like sarsparilla-flavurred toes?
O hai – deer Kafleen!1 Yoo haz yur wiked streek in full geer today ai see! Pore SolnEsther an teh sarsparilla-flavoured toes.
Dint ai tell yoo wunz how to maek a mink stop biting yoo ifn tath shud occur??? Prlolly teh same fur teh ermines!
Har I remembers a line I luvs, a pretty lady is admiring the fur coat another woman is wearing and she asks “How do they get mink coats like that’ and the guy answers ‘why, the same way minks do’.
nawty barn speak………
verreh, verreh nawtee.
And clebbur.
dats sum koala-tea nomming if you kin get dem.
See kafleen, Ise gettin old an slow or maybe jest more mello. Der was a time when I wooda sed “My udder pocket? Why doncha jest reach in der an see?’ I kaint beleeve dat muh act cleaned up when I wusn’t lookin.
Taht saownds lyke sumfing Herbert on Famblee Gui wud sai.
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eww.
*finger on chin*
sowns like u sed it!
dis extra funnee wer i live, cuz we gotz a lokal bakrie calld “ermin’s”
I got it. I did not know how to pronounce the wurd…thought it was er-meen, and I just now got it. Amazing it took me a while what with the first post being wat
it was…….my early morning stumpy-let mee show u it.
In TeenyTiny Ingerland is pernownsed “S-T-O-T-E-”, just to furver confoos! “Ermine” is only yused to descryb teh wyt winteh fer.
An a bootifull furr it bee. Ur furr bee safe wiff mee, littul mink.
I likes mah synthetic filled jacket.
a favorite fur for (Ha ‘fur, for, fee, fum, I smells’ … oh, nemme mind), trimming cloths of the royalty inna old days.
So while we’re on cornfusing names of critters, wut kind of bird is a rook or wut would we Murkins call it. And is hedgehog the same as our porkpine or our groundchuck? Two cultures separated by a common language.
Crows, rooks, ravens an maggoty-pys R awl teh saem fambly ob birds, but R diffrunt members ob taht fambly. Magpys R teh blakanwyt wuns, so tehre eesee to spot! Ravens R teh biggest, an teh wuns taht say “Nebber Moer”, so tehre kwite eesee to idemnitify too. Crows an rooks luk allot alyk but mai Daddeh tort me a eesee wai to tell tehm apart: He sed “If yu see lawts ob crows togebber, tehy’re rooks, an if yu see a rook awn its oen its a crow!” See? Eesee!
Ravens are the ones at the tower of london what have a couple of critical tail fevers pluckt to keeps dem from flying away. All because of some proffessey day if the ravens ever leave the tower then Britain will fall (or sumtin close to dat) .
I tink its cheatin to make it impossible for dem to go.
Tehy cud awlwais walk owt teh gayt an catch a bus, if tehy wanted to go!
where day keep de quids fur de bus? Dey gots no pockets…
som ob tehm is old enuff fer a free buspass nao. Teh odders will juss has to wing it!
I fink yer daddy an mine mighta gotten along jest fyne. Muh daddey taught me my most important lesson by sayin “All generalizations are false”. After a lot of thot I’se concluded dat there are really only two tings dat oughta come outta my mouf, wuts true or wuts amuzing. Anyting else is background noise.
He was always oblique, and he luvved hyperbole, farce, and sarcasm as teaching tools. When My dad was teaching me how to do electrical wiring he tole me “Never fergit that if you cut the wire too short you can always splice a piece on but if you cut it too long yer stuck wiff it” If he’d told me strait “make sure you cut the wire long enuff” it never would have stuck wiff me.
Mai Daddeh’s best lyn wus wun tym wen we were rowing (taht’s “hassing a row”, nawt “rowing a bote”. And Ai sed “Wy do yu awlwais patronys me?!” and he sed “Cus Ai’m yur farder; taht’s wut it meens!”. Neber trai argyooin wit teh English teechers!
Muh Mum was an English major and teacher and my dad and electrical engineer so while mom haddah better background inna classics dad was very precise in his speech. I rememers I was a teen and habbin a fight (rowwing) wif him and I shouted dat ‘I’se sick of gettin allah this flack frum above!’ and dad said ‘flack is anti aircraft fire and as such is unlikely to originate from anywhere but below’. He sure could take the fun outta rowin.
Sownds JUSS lyk mai Dad!
FTW! I luv teh Inglish hoomer!
I sorta nebber post but I sertnlee read un njoy cummin here! It is grate how we can talk abt so manee divrnt fings and most uv all lolcatlurvers fings
and itz make me feel homz az wif peeps I noze for long timz alreddie!
Hai, LN_cello!! adn welcum to ICHC if
no 1 haz welcumd u yet. Teh moar
teh mare-ee-er.
Don’t b shy, just jump rite in enneewear
u feelz like. Wii awl b frendz heer. Sum iz
just frenz wii habn’t met yet.
Awww, dat maeks mii feel alll warm n fuzzee!
Ifn joo see lawts ov crows togevver, it’s a ‘murder of crows’.
We LOVE collective nouns!! So yer nawt so cornfuzzeled as yewd hab us tink. You krafty devil.
My brayms iz full ov teh useless infurmashun.
And a “sneek” ob weesuls!
Hubeh sez teh differnse between a raven anna crow is a matter ov a pinion…..
dat bein the ‘finger’ fevvers…. ravens hav 5, crows hav 4… and so, de differnce between dem is jus a madder uv “a pinion (fevver)”
(i hadda du eet…. iz rare dat ai kin uz dat pun!!)
wuz perfekt moe mnt, if u aks mi!!1!(one). gotz 2 <3 perkekt tymin!!1!
hai, u can also get teh jackdaws too, like tiny crow with grey fethurs on hed. Himz berry clever too. Hedgehog is friendly garden critter, we feedz him *whispurrs so kittehs do not hear* gushyfoodz in winter when seeds and berries nawt so plentz, plantypu, um, already et.
Also us Murkins has jays, in same family as crows & ravens (they’s called Corvidae). Gray jays, blue jays, Steller’s jays (purty dark blue bird wif black crest, dey comes to R feeder sometimez).
We has jays too, tho oenlee wun kynd Ai tink. tehy is verree perty but tehy maek a horribbul noys!
Yez, BkuJayz – saucee liddle buggers. drive mi kittehz crazee – Kittehz watch de Jayz at de burdfeedr. Iz luv Jayz – such a nise brite site on a wintur day!
Ai liek teh sound that bluejays maeks. They R sossy!
Adn it iz still uzed foar fancee furz 2day, akshully.
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Adn nawt just foar teh fancee cloths:
Frum icons.com:
“A characteristic example is the so-called Ermine Portrait of 1585. Note that the loyal stoat, whose white winter coat symbolises the virgin Queen’s purity, is allowed to wear a crown collar in her presence”
Adn heer is teh pikchurr, jo gotta adds teh ‘h t t p’ fing in front:
http://www.marileecody.com/gloriana/elizabethermine.jpg
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Hedgehog iz nawt the same as pokypine or graowndhawg. Kornsibdurablee smawller. Adn Kyooter.
so cyoot, in fact, tehy resulted in teh invenshun ob teh Chikkin Hed Rubber Glub (wit droring awn it) for teh pertekshun form hed splorts. Serch for “popples” in teh LOL clowd…
I always fot a stote was a weasle. Same fambly tho I tink: stoat, weasle, mink, fischer, martin, mebe ferret? Or are sum a dose in the same fambly as badgers and skonks?
Anodder ob mai Dad’s sains: “A weesul is w-easily recognised but a stoat is s-totally diffrunt!” Yup, awl teh saym fambly; Ai tink teh diffruns is in syz an tayuls
An teh weasels R teh baddis in Wind in teh Willos
Dats nawt good! There are a pleh-thora of pixures yur bean denied.
Weezles are the badies allah time. Unlike Badgers who were the gud guys in sum book a read dat was supposed to all allegorical but turned out to be jest a book about some badgers. It weren’t Watership Down – dey was wabbits – it wus name Cold Mountain or sumtin similar
Redwall series?
I fink ermine is weezle in winter. Rook is like a raven. An hedgehog is NAWT porcupine.
Nother topic – lolcat builder is borked. Kant get past paj 10 of picshures. When Ai clicky paj nummers, tey don muve over an sho new paj nummers, so I clicky 10 but noway to get 11. Stupie! Pleh!
Also polecats. Yes, all same fmaily, all you mentioned. Mus make reunions purty stinky, actually.
And confoosing if tehy awl inter-breed, lyk yu sai: “Tiffany, com ober heer an meet yur ant-sisteh-cusin-neece, Latishah”
Well, just mostly the wesely wuns can interbreed, I don’t thienk the martens and minks und skunks and all are included. And the polecats wif the ferrets, maybe, but ferrets be domesticated for a good long time, so maybe not anymore. Sum weasels gots nasty but intereseting breedin habits, which I will not go into here on consideration of our tender sensibilityes.
Toled yu teh weesuls were teh bad gys!
In muh neighborhood polecat is colloquial fer skunk. I’m pretty sure that skunks badgers, opossum, wolverines are all in the same fambly which is different from the weasles, martins, fischers, minks, stotes/ermines.
I looked it up on wikipedia! Skunks used to be one of the mustelid folks buthave been moved to a new family after DNA analysis.
mustelid: 65 species, largest group of carnivores: badgers, ferret, mink, wolverines, weasels, otters, zorilla, martin, polecat, tayra. I don’t eben know what a tayra IS!
I learned there used to be a sea mink, but it got trapped to extinction. Pleh. Poor sea mink!
The opossums is not in this famibly. Just visitin. Also in US polecat is used as skunk, but in Europe is different aminal, looks more like ferret.
No – teh stoats ar teh summer emines. ai know taht becuz ai wunz direkted a (if ai doo say so maiself) wunnderful purrduckshun ov “The Wind in the Willows.” An it’s got bof stoats AN weasles!
OOPS
ai think ai just gotted it bakwerds!!! Oh wellsZ!!! 
Ferrets R same fambly as weezels, skonks R too but badgers R not. Whole fambly of weezels & relatives called Mustelidae, meanin’ stinky, anywun hoo has kept a ferret noes wut this is all abowt.
OOpsie, tanks fer correcshun from Wiki-genius carosue!
Troo taht abowt ermine… summertymes heer we calls them ‘weezils’… tehre are 2 cloas kinds, teh shorty-tayleded adn teh laawwg-taylded. Frum tehre tehy getz biggur an you getz minxez an seberal varieteez ov ferrotz (sumtymes cawled ‘Fitch’), an martenz (sumtymes cawled ’sable’, nawt to bee cormfuzed wif teh ‘American Sable’ az teh fur trade uster cawl teh skunk), adn teh biggestest adn baddassest ob awl iz teh woolvereen (NAWT Hyoo Jakmen, sry, laydeez).
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Hmmm… eye fink eye mizzin won frum teh liszt.
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*wandurz off into teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt Intertubes”*
*rummagez abowt, sturz up teh dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust*
*Thinx: “teh onez wif teh senterfoalds are Very Innerestin’, but doo nawt ansurr teh kwestschun”*
*Reeds in tihs book*
*Reeds in taht book*
*Reeds in teh ovver book*
Gots it! *slaps book cloazd, emits claowd ov dust*
*sneezes, witch sturs up moar dust AGAIN*
*wandurrs bak 2 cheezland*
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Fishers!
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But eye fink mai favrit weezil iz teh littel speed-freekey weezil in teh ‘Fawghorn Leghorn’ cartooniez.
“Ise a chicken hawk and yer a chicken!”
Damn I loves muh Foghorn. “listen up thereah boy, lemme shows yew how to makes one of those”
He has dat circle painted inna dirt dat delineates the dawgs travel limints and he plants a can ob green paint there just outside the line. He then swaggers in and lifts dawgs tail, several sharp blows wiff a cricket bat and he runs like the wind wif now wide awake and very cranky goggie in hawt pursuit. Foghorn steps across the line, the dog reaches end of his chain and gets brought up short wiff his toung hangin out, onto which Foghorn grabs aholt and slaps a coat of the green paint.
No wonder I grewed up about half a bubble off plumb.
* BOY, I say BOY*
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* Taht’s a jowk, son.*
I lubs teh Foghorn, 2!!!!
Adn teh liddel chikkin hawk too…
Memriez of the REAL kartoonz, I hazzem…
Heer’s a liddel peek in2 teh past..
*Fanks*
Foghorn Leghorn, adn hims hen harem!!!
Ai lubbed tehm too!! Fank You!
And dat little weezle was a very srs tweeker lawng before I knowed what tweekage wuz. Fanks Cornfuzzled, yo has made me larf.
*tips hat*
NP!
Veree Funnee adn iynfourmativ:beyst Ai seed tudae!
BTW, Ai fergawt tu sez tihs bees for woozled!
Joo iz very wekkum!
Dat gibs meh a happy! {{CKK}}
Akshully itz supposed to be prnounced er-muhn not er-my-n. thus the capshun iz inakurate.
Oh, hoo carez? Itz cyoot!
hello kitteh! juss luuk at dat fase!
juss luk at tohse fangs! He can keep hims bred!
Hims not ermine, hims teeny wyte umpire. Silly umpire, bread haz no blood!
dis toste it r weezly
Thiz is CUTE stoat/Weasel. It is not good for them to eat much except meat (put down that bread, young man! Bad Stoatie!) and they have wicked metabolism and have to eat lots and lots and lots of mice and voles and things to just keep going. I had to help someone research these once and it is terribly confusing because they are all close enough to interbreed but don’t much because of the size difference. And the terms get really confused because each country uses the same terms for similar animals, but not the same ones. So in Teeny Tiny Enerland the weasel is the one smaller than the stoat and in the US/Canada it is the one larger than the stoat. And in the USA the stoat is the lesser weasel. Or something like that.
Iz dat teh lesser uv too weazels?
Heh heh. Yep!
Mor fasinatin weasel facts. See, the females and males are way different sizes so they take up two bio niches. The female stoat eats the mice, the males eat the larger prey such as the voles. And the next larger weasel, the females are the size of the male stoat but eat slightly different size or kinds of prey and the male is large enough to eat rabbits. Anyway, any time there are two weasel types in an area, they adjust their size eventually so the two aren’t directly competing for the same food. So a weasel might be one size in Canada and another in North Carolina. It is confusing. Except to the weasels.
Whut a fein edumacashun we ar awl getting two dai!!1
Mebbeh it bees cawnfyoozling tu teh weesils tu, an dat bees wy der sew grumpee awl teh tiems.
Good wun Andrea!!!!1!
but at least ai new whut becaem ob hims.
Wear ai live, neer Odd-awa, Ka-nay-dia, ther is a big problem wif fishers. There faborit pray is *gasp* kittehs. N small goggies. Akshully, mai big whiet kitteh, Teddy, had a bruvver naemd Bear. Hims wuz a luffly gentl big blak floofy boi wif da pantaloons, but hims got eeted bai a fisher when he wuz almos 3. Wii founded hims remains in teh woods a cupple ob months after hims disappeared. Ai had a bery bid sad
*slips out of lolspeak* The increase in the fisher population here may be due to the great decline in the wolf population because of hunting (I can’t imagine killing a wolf, or any other animal for that matter). Fishers are extremely vicious and are the only predator that will attack and kill a porcupine. They are not even afraid of humans!
Geoffcook is teh win! Congratz, I toast u.
Eeeew, baaaaaad pun!! LOL
SO I PUT MY SHARP TEETH IN IT, SO NOBODAY DARES TAKE IT WAY FROM ME…
Gawt yur spit on it naow… Do Nawt Want!
Ermine’s fur coatses iz sew beeyouteefull, noe wunner teh royahltee frum bye-gawn-daes wunted tehm fur there robeses.
(Nawt dun yett; WP????)
Luuks soe muches liek a kyoot lil kitteh, Ai almoast wunt tu snorgle himses:
almoast butt nawt kwite; wil pass awn tihs wun.
Wif shaurp lil teef liek hims haz, hims kan gladdlee keap teh toast-bred,
KPLZTHX!!!!
Hims has REELLLYYY pointy enz!
*groan*
It eez finnish stoat wif toast!
omg… omg…. iz in lurve wif dis kyewt liddel gai. luks at him sharp liddel teefies! him liddel blak nosie (branchinn owt from mah pink nosie fing…) him funkeh happitail!!
i finkso we need store-a-stoat progamm. ever buddy get wun ob dese splort-wurthy liddel fellers an keep him. see? simpel programm. get a stoat. keep him.
butt we has 2 has da stoat kibbel. i no fede wun critter 2 anuvver critter. (shivver) i goes 2 calls purina rite nao bowt da need 4 stoat kibbel.
deez funneh punnehs… dey mak mee laff de moar!
invizible ermine wunts teh bred
I know I’ve seen this pic before, it was on Flickr IIRC. Can we has propr credit?
I can has graip jellee an orin joose?
Saw this pic in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibit in the UK. Photographer is Ari Tervo (Finland). It took 20 slices of bread for Ari to get the shot, stoatie moved so fast.
Wowsers, wut pashuntz!
Pikshures luuk liek sew eazee tu taik; butt untyl yuu goes behine teh scene adn sees wut dey hasta goe thru tu get pik; itz rlly amazyng.
DO WANT tu taike pikshures liek taht! (Ha, Ha,-dreem awn,CheshireKittehKat!!!)
LOLz! Waaaaii two cuuutez!! Needz moor 5-burger votez tho!
Whats that animal called?
“ermine”
Veree nice, fanks sew mush. Takes meh bak 2 mai kittinhud!
Ai lubs teh old kartoons
aww, I like his wittle fangeties.
rite until he sinks tehm into yur wittle fingeties!
I’m going to leave the LOLspeak out of this comment and say that this is my absolute favorite macro on this site. Brilliant!
Pretty animal
It stoatally ermine!