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Ceeling Cat luk daon awn wut he had cre8ted and sor taht it wus GUD!
but needed moer gushifud
Concatyewlayshuns Ambercat awn nawt sekkund ffl.
Whut wud yewlyke fer cellerybrayshuns?
Ai can has a baff an get dressd? Tehn mebbee we has snobawl fite! (Yu gawt sno too?)
We hadz a liddle bit wen ai woked up,awl meltid nao.
Berree cowld tho.
Went tew da Carboot sale at 9.am,but onlee few sellerz brayved teh cowld.
Bak home fer Tea an toast.
we had a inchortoo - mai naybors tuk teihr 18munf old sun owt to plai in it - but is goin nao. BUr moer dyoo tonite! An Ai is awn leev so Ai can plai owt in it tomorro!
Yay! congratsnowlashunz!
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(thru snoball atchoo!)
Hey! Ai wusnt reddy!
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Gotcha!
*wiepz face*
rite in teh kisser!
yu haz sno? teh wethur haz ben reely wurm ober heer
*walks awn sneeky paws behin sweepea an Ambercat*
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*gathers up lots ov sno an maeks bunches ov sno balls an a reely gud snofort*
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Wheeee! Snoball Fite!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>O *splatttttttt*
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>O *spppplllllllattttt*
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Gotcha bof!
Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Taht wun wented daon teh bak ob mai nek!
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Rite bak atcha!
*lukz daon from ruf wit bag of sno*
*waitz til allz iz togever*
*dumpz sno on allz*
Getted u hehe
*Digs self owt ob sno-drift*
Klolzz! Yu beeg meeney! But fanks fore teh sno - taht’s owr fort bilded! Ai’ll go maek teh hawtchoklit wyl teh odders emerj. No hawtchoklit for Klolzz tho, unless he ses teh passwerd *snikker*
I cant haz cawtchoklit? I duznt no teh passwerd.
Just luk daon teh thred to Sweepea/MaryO; she gibs it awai! Ai wudnt rilly wont yu to miss owt
Ai see it nao. Boiz ruool gurlz droolz :p
Wuff Klolzz, dis is nawt the crown into which yo wanna chuck that particular apple of discord. Id sujest backing out of the room bowing, scraping, and softly murmuring some mea culpas.
Silly Klolzz - dunt yoo know yet teh girlz ALWAIZ want teh kyoot bois there???
*lookz extra kyoot*
U iz sure I cant haz hot choklat?
Oh awl rite - but yu had best taek it up to bed wit yu, its laet!
Thankee Ambercat.
I can haz stori n teddykitteh also?
heehee…
less maek a sno fort adn haz hawt choklit adn myusic adn no bois unless day no teh sekrit passwerdz (”gurlz ruool, boiz droolz” - kin be chanjed fur sekuritee porpoises)
An maek a big sno-kitteh owt in frunt ob owr fort! Grate ideeah!
yoo kan us wut I alreddy bilded as teh base fer teh fort!
Hawt choklit an gud moosik sowndz wunnerful!
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*starts werking an teh big sno-kitteh*
*gather gather pack pack*
Tidmum, has you ever seen the William Steig books ‘CDB’ or ‘CDC’? I first saw the first book, ‘CDB’, inna late 60’s and my frens an I all fell in luv wid it an I still have mine and my son and his frens fell in luv wid it too. Steig was a cartoonist for the New Yorker magazin for many years and his little book ‘CDB’ had a line drawing or a man and his young son and the man is pointing to a large bee on a flower and saying C-D-B? (or See the Bee). The entire book is like that, cartoons with captions all in letters and numbers. The sekkund book S A C-Q-L (is a sequel). Years before 1337 or text speek there was CDB. So one of the cartoons shows a man in a wing chair looking bored out his skull while listening to a youngster play violin. The caption is ‘T-D-M’ which translates to tedium. Every time I see yer ‘Tidmum’ it makes me fink of T-D-M and I smiles. Haus dat? You make me smile wiffowt sayin nuffin.
Solnester, I haz lubbed dis books for years. also I_M_N_D_ LF8R…lolz all over …fanks fer de memriez…
an doan fergits…DBSABZB
Grammiekitz
Dats a really good one but so many are. I like teh one wif de crowd of pot bellied pygmies standing in front of hugh pile of bones and telling teh White guy with the pith helmet, ‘V F E-10 D L-F-N’. My frenz and I as teens used 2 try N talk in CDB as much as possible. C RV? RV S A J. O O, S FSR OB. RV 8 D J. RV S I. RV S N J-L. J-L SN LT 4 RV. (see Harvey, Harvey has a jay. Oh Oh, its officer Obbie. Harvey ate the jay. Harvey is high. Harvey is in jail. Jail isn’t healthy for Harvey.) What did you expect ? We were teenagers in the late 60’s.
C D B? D B S A B Z B. (See the bee? The bee is a busy bee.)
M N X R L T 4 U. (Ham and eggs are healthy for you.) (Or so it was thought in the ’60s)
Those are the onliest ones I remember.
Ohai SolnEsther,
Glad ai kin mayke yew smyle!
Ai hazzunt seen dis buk,but ai will try an fynd it -sowns lyke fun!!
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“Tidmum” cums frum a shortnd bershun ob mah nikky name fer awl Kittehs-
‘Tiddy pussycats.’ Iz lost inna sands ob tyme why I started sayin dis,but since den ai cawls teh kittehz ‘Tids’ ‘Tiddys’ oar ‘Tiddins’
Boviously, teh ‘mum’ part iz cuz ai r a mum tew mah kidlets and Kittehz.
And fum wut I has casually observed tedium is nawt a big part of yer nature.
Sumtymes Tedium am prolly troo,buts ai lurvez the ICHC an awl teh Cheezfrenz fer releebin me ob tasks pertaynin tew teh Tedium!!
-Mah untidy howse-let me show you it!!!
An teh skyz An teh Urth were finishd, An all teh stufz in dem An Ceiling Cat was liek all tired An stuff. 2 An on teh 7th dai Ceiling Cat got done makingks all dat stuf; An he restd on teh 7th dai cuz he was pooped fum all dat wrking An not liek havng teh holiez. An he not get payd ovrtym either.3 Ceiling Cat blesd teh 7th dai, An sed itz teh h0liez0rz; cuz dats when he restd fum all his werk which Ceiling Cat had creatd An made. Yay Caturday!
Ceeling Cat awlso rested awn days 1-6 and day 8 awnwards: Catnaps verree impotent!
Deer Ambercat!! FURST - ai wud liek to say - congratz awn teh sooper landing in teh taupe spot.
And SECOND - an teh grate conkering ov teh etamtlunep tops!!
An THIRD - (an ai see yoo there - but ai’m gonna digress) Thank yoo fur awl taht yoo hav dun to maek mee pheel bedder. Ai DO!!! ai’m awl bedder now - an moastlee thanks to yoo - an awl teh deer an wunnderful frenz heer.
Thank yoo awl frum teh verree bottom ov mai hart. Ai am/wuz tuched beyond enething yoo cud pawssiblee imajine.
If there iz eber ENETHING ai can doo fur enewun heer - pleez let me know. Ai will trai mai verree best to halp.
Sending much love to awl of yoo - an furebber yurs- JCH4K
Ai seems to has sumfink in mai iys, yu gawt a kleenex?*sniff*
Heer ya go. Ai just happen to haz a box rite heer.
Fankyu *Blaaaaaaaaart* Taht’s bedder
*psst* Wut did yu sai sekund? “etamtlunep tops”?
It’s frum a long teim ago - wehn we were furst figgering awt what to say fur these plaices. It’s penultimate spelled bakwerds, so insted ov meaning next to last, it meens (bakwerds) next to f….st.
Ai eben tryd reedin it bakwerds an cudnt werk it owt! But Ai gets it nao! Has yu figgered owt Instant Messenger yet? Tehn we can figger owt Cheezfrens togebber
LOL!!! Ai’m nawt eben at hoam rite now!!! Ai’m at mai sister Pyzi’s haus drinking yummee cawfee an waitin to pik mai Mom an Aunt Daisy up frum church!!
But nebber feer - ai am determined!!!!! Ai can do it!! (liddle self pep tawk)
Yup, yu can! But yu can awlso drink cawfee at yur leeshur (Merkan pernunciayshun), no rush, in yur oen (or Mom and Ant Daysy’s) tym!
{{{{Ambercat}}}} Thankz fur teh thottee Merkan purrnomceeashun - but troof to tell - ai just luvs it wehn yoo awl frum teh TTI speeks teh Ingerlish to mee.
It’z irreesistiblee kyoot!!! To mai eer, eneway!!!
Wut, lyk wen Maus an PdB speek teh Fronch?!
Eggsactlee teh sayme!!!!
Ai haets to ask. Whut doo yoo think ov the Merkin accent? Corse, we hav menee, too - but ai meen - teh standard wun - which, bai stranj coinkidink - iz prittee much hau we heer in Michigan speek!!!
Ai know! Semd mee yur fone number - oar ai’ll send yoo mine. Ai’ll show yoo mai ackscent if yoo’ll show mee yrs. Gigglol!!!
JCH40bazillyunK - Michigan? Mai fren whu lives dere sez dat she don’t hab an axsent - ai du! LOL! (I liv in Misery… but, ai doan reely speek teh way ebberybuddy rownd here du….. LOL!)
LOL indeed. Deer 3heathens - ar yoo awn teh cheezfrenz? Yoo know - ai can’t reelee tell, becuz moast peepl don’t use teh ICHC naymes where ai can see them - but if yoo ar - yoo cud send mee yur phone number an ai cud heer yur akcsent too!!
Tho mai Mom is frum Missouri - long tiem ago, ov corse - an ai hav menee frenz in Misery, too - but they dont seem to hav much ov an akcent, either.
If yoo ar nawt - pleez do it - ai’m traing hard to get ebreewun gathereded there - fur safeftee!!! an if so - ai’ll hoep to heer frum yoo soon!
Hard as it to beleeb, when foreign (to the USA) business people want to learn English they are taught the Chicago accent, nawt because it is any better than other but because it so close to central and thus not too distinct on it’s own.
Meenstwhile Ambercat many ob us Murkins pronownse leshure properly, we can swallow vowel sounds just as you do. However we have successfully counted the number of syllables in ‘al um i num’ and we only pronounce those. We do nawt add a ‘min’ inna middle for ‘al u min i um’. And we also know dat der is ‘U’ in harbor or color and the r belongs at the very end of theater and center. No theatre or centre, thas simply preposterous (even in lolspeak)..
I meaned NO U in Harbor or color.
{SolnEsther}
Spellin, Ur doin it wrong.
Y cant merickans spell english leik itz spozed 2 b?
Wat did it eber do 2 u dat u gotz to butcher it?
It wus moestly Webster’s falt, tryin to maek tings eesyer fore Merkins
Stoopid webster.
JCH4K - yep, i’m obber dere onna yahooooooo group! Em just ‘3heathens’ obber dere…. oar ‘Penny’, whichsumebber yu chews!
I’ll sends yu an e-meow frum dere!! YAY!!
\O/
Durr!! Ai en ‘momof3heathens’ obber dere! Ai hez a ‘DOH!’
Uuuummmm. Klolzz (adn uzzerz)
Hates to say this but:
u mite wants 2 go 2 dictionary.com
adn luk up deh werd “merkin”
Then u mite want to find anuzzer term
4 those uv us on teh western edge uv
deh pond. :snerk:
I am a big fan uv teh LOLspeek. But I am
also big fan uv deh obskure werdz. And dis
1 haz me caught between teh 2 fasinating
werldz.
Dus tihs grass go wit mai iys?
yase, vry much soo.
or, mebbe is ur eyes dat goes wif teh grass.
yez it duz!
beesidez bein funneh, dis pic iz awlso qwite bootiful!
It b sooooooo beeeyutifulz. I b just wanting 2 lay down on the soft grass in teh sunshinez wif teh kitteh-cat adn lissen to himz purringz. I’ll bet him haz a giant purr that ekkoez off teh mountenz like summer thunderz. (Teh mountenz r off to deh left–u cannot seeing dem, but tehy r dere.) Adn then I petz himz pritty furrr. Himz furr lukking soooo soft, it b soft az teh poofee-est cloudz sailing across teh pritty bloo sky. *sigh* I think dis b hevvin.
Wyl Ai wus lukkin at tihs pikchur awn teh lappytawp mai orinj kitteh, Amber, caym an lai awn teh keebord in jus teh saym posishun. Ai tink she sai “Luk! We match!”