Tree hugger Panda
is too late
only if monorail panda camez awn tiem.
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Noooo they be stealin mah tree
Oops! I didndunt nest! (cuz dere was no tree too nest in, I suppose
)
Hab a littul cup o tea wiff mee dis moaning afor I goes to wurk?
Mhh…Tea. yer haf to wurk on caturdays?
Yep, I works ebbry Caturday and SonDay. I likes it! I gets too do a speshul
run dat is frum 1045 to 415 on Cattaday, and on SonDay is verreh, verreh slow.
I am teh onlee driver of ALL teh stores! An I get very littul runs. So we has
DoNots and I has coffee an reeds teh SonDay papur, an chex my email on mah
cell phone and has fun talkees wiff all my Citrus Heights countermen (dey bee
a berry up-in-yuh-nated groop, lemmee tell ya!
Soooo, pleeze not to beez feelin teh sorreh! I has it good!
Oh noes, Kafleen! yu hazta gow tew wurk? Pleh. Ai em sowwy….
*sipppps awn tee wif Kafleen*
Hearts tu yu, Kafleen! Ai hoep fings ar beddur tudai? (I wuz skulkin arownd dix week – hadda lawts uv wurk an nawt mush tyme…. Pleh iz rite!!)
Wayte! Whut?? Whut teh heck is ‘dix week’???
*shakes hed*
Ai doan fink ai wanna no whut wuz in mai own hed jus then fur that typo….
*snerk*
Mai Fraudian slip…. lets me show yu..
*lifts up hem uv skirt just this much*
giggles an runs awai………..
Ooooooh. Iz taht handmaed Viennese lace edging ai see awn yur Fraudian slip??? Lukz verree prittee indeed!
Why, yesh it iz! *curtsies daintily*
*fawls ober cuz ov teh not-so-daintyness*
*shows moar uv mai Viennese lace dan iz propurrrr*
Oof!! *gits up offa teh floor*
Fank yu, JCH4kazillyunK! Ai found eet at teh TyBooTeek when ai wuz there last…. eet wuz behin teh stained glass eggy ai found…. it wuz sew berry pritty, ai just hadda hav eet…
Ai sure hope gibbocat don’t mynd! Ai left sum uv my famoose ‘Cowboy cuukies’ az paymint….
Oh hai – ai’ll hav a sip too!!! *sip sip sip sip sip*
Got to run – Pyzi’s heer to pick us up. bak latur!!
Have fun, JanetKinHaz40bazillyunKittehs!!
Hope yu enjoyed yur sippa tee!
We will anxshuslee awayte yur arribal ‘home’ at ICHC!
hi Pyzi!
(I lub dat name)
eheheh zawmbi, dat wuz eggzactly teh nawt sekkund fing i fot ob
Zawmbie! Excullent nawt secund!
It is ur nawt secund nawt secund?
Wutt kind ub dants wood bee appropriutt heer?
mebbee we cud do teh Monty Python lumberjak sawng?!
Tryed to put linkie to U Toob fer dis but won’t werk fer me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
Thnx. All togedder now.. “I’m a lumberjack…”
psst…
leeve off the http part an teh colon an teh slashees an teh www part.
My experiences is by copying an pasting the rest, it will go dere!
if not, peepuls ushully noe to type it in in teh address/URL box, rite?
Thnx, kafleen
thas a sad panda
*snerk*
unles u wuz not refrinsin SowfPark, in wich kays no *snerk*.
y? did one panda put his furree willee in nuver pandas eer? dat makes me a verrrrrrrry sad panda!
Panda sez: iz MAI taybul! Yu no kin haz! Naow, SHOO!!
Exsellint nawt sekkund, Zawmbie!! Gwate jawb!
I eated all aller bamby boo. What I di wid stem?
LOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!
Yungest heeven jus walked up an aksed tu see teh pitchur….. den, he sez (an ai kwote):
“aw! Panda has a sad!” and mayd teh
face! LOL!!
I think ai mite bee on ICHC a liddel tu mush laytlee!! LOL!!
Nebber 2 mush. less U miss wurk!
LOL! Yu ar sew rite, old lurker! Datz wun reezun ai hav been ‘lurker’ maiself laytlee: tu mush wurk, an servur at wurk won’t let me poast here….
Teh heathens allus lyk tu luk at teh pitchurs here!
ai didunt reelyz dat teh were taykin in teh lolspeek, tu!
I hab been findin me self thinkin in LOL!
Oh hia, old lurker!!!! Ai doo it too – the thinkin, ai meen. An this morning, ai wuz training to spell “whrilled” fur reel awn an email – an ai cuddn’t do it. An ai WUZ a champeen speller!!!
We ar awl doomed, ai feer – but – watta way to go!!! So much fun!
purrbubbly! *g*
Aww, I agree with littlest heathen – panda definitely has a sad!!
*hugs for panda*… wait, should I really be hugging a bear?!? Ummm… *blowing kisses to panda*
Panda not a bear! Panda is a panda! They is veggie-tar-e-uns. U R safe.
Jus’ liek me!
Demz gud fur snorglez.
An’ lieks teh veggie-cheezburgers.
Pore Panda alwaise luuks liek hims haz a sad! Gess itz jes teh fayce taht
Ceiling Cat gave hims.
Ennyways, Panda sez hims be rlly sorree hims cudn’t saive teh tree. Wuud chawppers wudn’t lysten tu hims prowteysts; tehy jes sawded tree roun himseylfe.
Hims be rlly cuncernded az well: sez Pandas ar dysappeeryng, adn faurrests
thynnyng aowt az wel: Naow Wut???????
*Panda gits reddy tu clymb up on tree-stump-fur-soapbox*
Panda, standin on soapbox, sez:
AHEM. WHIRRLED. Pleez lissen.
Ai hes a Sad. Ai iz Sad a’cuz alla teh Pandas ar berry endanjurred. Uv whut, yu ask? Uv menny fings: p’lushun, peepuls taykin our hoams awai, glowbal warmin (jus ax our fren Al Goar)…. Pleez tu du yur resurch an helps teh pandas uv teh whirrled tu hav happeh fayces. Teh End.
*panda clyms down offa soapbox, tryin nawt tu slip onna slippery soap…. *
*pole-R bare on hiz widdle stump ob iyes clapps his hewg hawwy pawz and sez* Amen my fuzzy brudder!
*froggy wiff missin’ limbs tryes to clap whuts left ob tehm, and sez*
Amen, my fuzzy distent cause-inz!
De panda, he em sadz a’cuz ebreebuddy em uhfreed to snorglez. Indaynjerz bad too, nawt saivin teh tree bad too; but moslee, de pandas wantz teh snorglez.
Ai will snorglez u panda!
heer, has tihs snorgle snorkle – yu mai be som tym…
-wairz-
Fangyoo fr t snrglsnrkl. Em hrd llshpeek wv ut.
do you people sit here waiting for the latest picture so u could comment it?
lol
S o m e t i m e s…….
Haf to limit mai tyme on ICHC or I be on all daye. n now itz up. TTFN
heer, has tihs appul – Ai tink yur grayps mebbee a bit sowr…
oh, u beeted mee.
I wuz gonna gib a hed pat an a cookee.
O hai, kafleen!
Pleez 2 naught B gibbon Cookie’s hewman’s Cookie to ennybunny!
btw, ware R yoo, CH?
Advantij ob no burgers = no burger trolls!
twoo, dat. KKM.
I has a weerd, I think. an I suspect dat part ub mah weerd makeup is dat I
duz not like teh changes at all. I wuz habbin sum font changes a while back.. (mah cumpyooter bein weerd or ICHC, doo not membur) an it drove mah glitchee brain crazee!! It wuz fizziklee uncumfurtubbul fur me! I liken it a bit
too bein like an aspie a little sumtimes. (I tooked a test an scored pretty high)I missed teh aspie conversashun on heer sumware, Janet tole mee bowt it. I noes it hard to unnerstan butt it is verreh disturbin
too not hab dem heer. Like sumwun came in mah howse an removed teh lamps
or sumthin.
*sigh*
I noes, I am stranj.
wel, tehn ai mus be straynj tuu. i missez teh burger voats. trollz i kan ignoar (dey dezerbz tu be ignoared!), but i kant ignoar teh nawt-burgerz.
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Cheez an Tofu, pleeeeeeez bring dem bak
Ohai Kafleen,
Aspie an Autizms hab gotz mah kidledts in teh grip ob nawt wantin chaynge.
Teh angreez an sadz tehy hab iz skareeeee.Tehyr whirlds am bownd by cumfurt in teh sameness ob fingz-rite down tew differnt pakkiging awn fudz fer xzample.
Dems cannawt get teh consept dat teh boks mite be differnt,but teh fud insyd
am teh sayme.
We awl lyke fingz teh same,webber we hab deez prollumz oar nawt.Its whut maykes owr own whirld feel cumfurtable an sayfe.
Ai nawt lyke change eever,but sumtymez it has tew cum. *sigh*
Yew am not stranj at all – yew am individyuall.An yew am ‘Kafleen’ becuzz ob it.
{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}
Fur me, chaynj is ok if Ai maek it but Ai donut lyk it wen it is inflikted awn me.
Dats how ai feel Ambercat.
O hai, Ambercat! Muss B evening obber dare—–I agree, I naut lyke 2 “roll iwff teh punches” 2 musch. I doan lyke punches AT AWL!
And meeny @’s 2 yer grapes/apples commet!
Tank u, Tidmum, fur sharing dat…it wuz berry informative an interrestin.
I did not reulize if cud bee so extreme.
Dat must bee like hell for dem..
Tanks fur ur kind wurds.
Lotz ob confewshunz an wurriez awl a tyme.
Ai fink ai jess do same stuff wibbowt finkin deez daiz.-Tew mennee prollumz if ai dont.
Ai hoap dat yew can start tew feel bedder Kafleen, cuz we wurry bowt yew.
We awl heer tew help iffin we can.
{{{Kafleen}}}
Fank yew, Tidmum, fur doze wurds…. dey ar berry berry tru….
Kafleen – hav yu red a buk called ‘Who moved my Cheese?’
(here is a linkyfing, eff yu haven’t: http://www.whomovedmycheese.com/whomovedmycheese/)
Iz moar direkted @ buzyness peeps, but iz innteresting, qwik reed. Funny, my Aspie boi red eet menny times – he liked teh alleg..ellego… hmmph! Teh storiez inna book dat linked tu teh lessun being tawt.
Tawlkz lawts abowt whut happins when chaynj cums, an how tu find eet moar exsep… axcep… tu yur liking.
If yu haven’t red it, trai tu – can’t hurt!
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}
Teh storeez ar abowt mices – whu duzzint lyk mices, ennywai?
Fanks, 3heathens!
I juss ordered teh book!
*blushes*
Yur welcome, Romeow! Ai hope yu lyk eet!
mebbee dis y we al lubz teh kittehs. if derez wun fing 2 kno abowt kittehs, it iz dis…
CATS.
DO.
NOT.
LIKE.
CHANGE.
datz it. itz so importnt dat Ai sed it in English! Ennyway, dere iz a book called “All Cats Have Asperger’s Syndrome” en it iz a good book. Chekitowt sumtyme. Mai neffyoo-slash-Godson (he calz me hiz “Godmother-slash-aunt” just lyke dat, outloud, so kyoot) haz teh Aspy dy…dyag…teh dokterz sed he haz it, en probly if Ai goed 2 dem dokterz dey wud tel me Ai haz it 2, but Ai duzzent wanna, Ai wil just be ‘nyce, but a lil weerd’ kthxbai. Ennyway, wut wuz Ai sayin? Hm. O yeah, catz en Aspiez r much teh saym. Chaynj iz teh pleh.
Ohai teenie,
ai habs red dis buk.It am AWSUM!!!
Teh skool lent it tew mah angsty wun – she fown it beree halpful an
amewsin.She cud pik owt teh feelines she haz, lukkin at teh pikchurs.
She laffed tew abowt teh werdz,an saw how dem applyed tew her.
Brillyunt!
Mennee burgerz fer dis buk.
Fankyew fer tellin teh udder cheezpeeps abowt it.
Oh! OH! We haz dis buk, tu – Ai found it qwite by axsident an brawt it home… Mittle Heathen reeds and sez ‘Hey! I do dat!’ an turn a payj ‘Yep, I’m lyk dat, tu!’
All teh way thru teh buk, he maykz commints lyk dis…. at teh end, he luk thawtful and sez’ Huh… I guess i’m more lyk a cat than I thought!’ Dat mayde be laf and laff!
I have borrowed it tu his teechurs at teh beginning ov teh last 2 skuul yeers…. it give a leetul glimps into his thoughts and behaviors…
Iz berry gud buk!
{{{kafleen}}}
U not stranj. U is wondermus.
Cheezfrenz iz like Mr. Rogerz: wii lubs u just teh way u r.
{{{kafleen}}}
An CC maded eech ob uss coz Hee wanteded wun ob uss—Hee awlreddy hadd wun ob owr parintz! NObuddy in dis whirled iz heer bai misteak. Yoo am speshull—in teh bestest ob ways!
bootifull.
Bekawse CC ‘loves a wonderous variety.’
mai thots, xactly
I’d say something witty here, but I can’t think of anything. I’m stumped.
LOL!! FTW, Billy!
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(burgas, in case sumwun not noe.)
@ iz a burger? ai kan kinda sii dat, but nawt reely
Tis fur mee…i miss dem.
{wimshot}
BOI< DAT STUNK! iz dat teh STUMP THAT TEH SKUNK SAT ON?
Happy Caturday tu awl cheezfrens. Luks lyk tihs panda can has had WAY too many koktaylz an needz tree tu stay upryte (HIC!)
Panda’s been in teh Nawty Barn, schlupping awl teh martoonees?!
Panda has a secret door in teh stump ware hee keeps him martoonees.
ooh, Ai can has martoonee stump in mai garden?
“Martoonee stump” makes mee
Did u see mah lettur abowt funnee wurds wee like, Ambercat? Stump bee
a family wurd fur a stoopee pursun in mah howse. I see stoopee pursun
stumbleeng arown wiff a martoonee.
No, *indignunt donkee putts hands on hips* I is NOT lookin in teh mirror,
smartee!
is gud werd! We has mennee fambly werds – wen Ai wus lidl Ai didunt kno tehy wus owr persnal langwidge an somtyms mai sisteh had to translayt – Ai meen, dusnt ebbereewun cawl choklit finger biskits “woowoos”?!
“woowoo” am name fer lady bits in mah hubbys fambly.
*snerk* taht cud leed to som inneresting confooshuns!
*Plz pass me a Woowoo*…cud be met wib a rezowndin slap!
Ohh deer me teh mind bogglez!!
“hav yu got mai woowoos?” eben moer so!
ps: 1 howr til Dr Hoo!
Jess gettin orgamiced tew sit down an watch.
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Kidlets fed-Check
Kittehz fed-Check-Hazel r gotz a ‘Monk on’ cuz she awn diet fud.
Mr.T.M nawt fed-Check-himz kin git it himsef tewnite.
Wasshin masheen awn fer elebenty fiff tyme-Kennas wasshin let me show yew it!1
Boddul ob red whyne open tew breeve-Check
Cumfee spot awn sofa reserbed -Check
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Reddy.
O hai, Tidmum! *waves hard 2 yoo ‘cross teh pawnd*
I is in my compfy bed, bean wated on—-issa speshul day 4 mii!!!
I has fried ham (Yum) and buckwheet flapbacks wiff booberrys an pecans on my plate!
2 Dwink I has: Soy milk, grin tee, Propel, and Pepsi won! (I berry fursty, nawt drink alkyhaul)
on twap ob my lap is my laptawp, an my Cheezfrends!!!
Hebben!
Ohai kitkay!
*Waves floofy paws bak fyuriusslee*
Whut kynd ob speshull day?Am it yaw birfday?anibersaree?
We can sillybrate wib yew?
when my son was four and in preskule dey gots a treat and went owt fer Icecream at the shop onna corner. He maked a mess of his and when the grup in charge pointed it owt he sed “nertz, I slobstakked my eyekreem” Lady larfed and made muh boy feel awkward and when I git home dat night he yelled at me fer teaching him nawt words. I sed deys good werds just nawt evveybody noes dem I tole dat if peeps say he usin made up werds to say jest ‘OK’ and if dey say not in Webster den respon “dats one mans opinion”.
Or, “Ur woowoos, duz tehy haz a flavr?”
[SLAP!!!]
Yoo! Goes rite too teh nawty barn! Doo nawt past goe, doo nawt pkleckt too hundrit dollahs! An has urseff wun grate tiem…!
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mine was “Toto”- mom made it up for discretion.
IMAGINE MY DISMAY WHEN I FIRST SAW THE WIZARD OF OZ.
OOHHH AMBERCAT, AI JUSS SPUUUED MAI TEA ALL OBBER !
Ur “woowoos” commint ‘membered mee ob wen ai waz
a berry littel kitteh, an a DR. asked mee if ai had diarrhea
butz ai dint knoe ebbereewun dint call it “fooey” liek wee did
Tehy dont?! Well tehy shud!
eye wuz so sirprised 2 lern dat odder (tee, hee) donut cawl ‘poo’ “Gosh” lyke wii did.
[troo story, nawt urbane ledge-on: Famibly trip in2 teh "Bad Lands" of SD. No tree, so widdle bruder poos on ground; Grandmum sees teh results, an sez, "My gosh, Joe!" Joe sez "No, Grammy, my gosh!]
Mah projeckshun, let mee show u it.
J/K.
Or is I?
Poor Pandy
I has a stump.
let me gets up on mai stump an gives u 5@@@@@s, dave. see? we can maek owr oan burgrs. : P
teh panda nao haz a sad…teh tree wuz hiz bestest frend
da tree hassa ebben beeger sad—it kut hem 2 teh KWICK!
Taht ‘beminds me ob teh lubby storee buy Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree.
Panda hugs too strong.
OOOO nOes! 2 mush {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{tree}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} !!!
awwwww…. so sad T.T
awww!!! how cute!!! hippi, tree-loving, save-the-rain-forest PANDA!!!
This be a sad lol.
Wud dat bee a noxy-moron?
Sumwon did mai wurk for me. I can has oranj chiken plz?
Aww… dis bee da so sad… pur panda,
Panda want play chess
Fergot chessburd
oh noes :*(
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=919186
Emo tree are sad.
I hate it when that happens!