come on… take a coke
eye think kitteh haz a problum nd needz rehab.
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kitteh haz a bad coke habit.
coke-cat-ulashunz, lufflaff!!
Wut kind of sillybrayshun u wanting?
why fank you! howz aboutz a jitter-bug, sinze I alwayz feelz jittery after a whole bunch of cokes.
now…who knowz how to do a jitterbug?…
Jitterbug iz nawt stil a danz but a celphoan fur owld peepz.
I iz old, but not old enuf to remembering zeh jitterbug.
But, I’m alwayz up 4 a dans.
.
*putz on deh flapper skurt wif deh fringeez.
*Getz out deh long beadee nekkliss adn putz it on.
*putz on deh beadded hedband, 2.
*Grabz deh long siggrette holder wif teh siggrette just 4 deh luks
*(no smoking)
*Crankz deh grammofone and startz 2 dansingz
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*jitter to deh left,
*jitter 2 deh rite,
*Duz a liddle kikkee step,
*Adn a twirlee 2 making teh fringees fly,
*jitter sum moar and
*a big finish wif the kikkees and a twirlee.
concatulations on yoor jitter
Whee! nawt first! take yours partnurs for teh qwik-step!
er, nawt secund i meens…..
Whee! Indeed! Nedz. No moar 4 u!
Ummmm. Sins u won b needen wuteber it wuz taht u wuz, ah, enjoi-ing, maybee ai kud… u kno… halp u owt!
Liek teh guy inna bar tol teh bartender: “Ai’ll hab wut teh guy onna floor iz habin!” LOL! ;o)
mebbee sinz Nedz iz in such hi spiritz mebbee he can demonstraet teh qkwikstep?
Kitkay!
I maded u a birfday card!
jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1496083241687&source=jl999
juss copy & paste it…it should wurk…
(if I paste all of it to click on old jurky wurd press may nebbur gib it too u)
gud job on teh card Kafleen……….. lub dat liddel maus
Oh, good! U can view it!
Issunt dat a grate card site? I lub makin cards furr peepuls…much
fun!
yesh, awl eye had tew dew wuz put teh http://www. in front of all teh gobbledegook.
how wuz werk? yew are habing teh gud weather? is gray up here in Skeattle area but at leas nawt rainin
mmph.
U SHUD bee abull to cut and paste wiffout adding, but maybe u has
a diffrunt configuration.
Weddur bee so sweet an nice heer. Butt I likes rain and gloomy, tto.
I tink I wud little Seeattull.
I juss realized how this box cuts off ur words is much like my Word Press blog cutted off my pictures I putt on it.
Mebbee wen ICHC fixes teh cheezburgers, dey might doo a total
overhaul.
akshully ai jus put teh w w w , but wen i put it in teh commint teh wp put teh res ob teh stufff……. is not hard to dew
I’m going off teh rails on a cwazy twain.
{{{{charlton heston}}}} ober da bridg at 84
Aww. him wuz a gud actor.
have a coke and a
AIEEEEEEE !!!!!
How kitteh gotted hiz paw on top of teh carton frum inside? Verry misterious. Maybe I allreddy had too much coke.
Ai fink itz a probulubulem wif teh vertikul hold…
Kitteh holding coke as vertically as they can.
This iz not teh coke u were lukking 4.
Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all ur frienz, they can go my way
Pay ur toll, sell ur soul
Pound fur pound costs more than gold
Teh longer u stay, teh more u pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up ur nose or through ur vein
Wif nothin to gain except killin’ ur brain
.
A million magik crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice az sweet az sugar, twice az bitter az salt
And iffs u get hooked, bebeh, it’s nobody else’s fault, so don’t do it!
Hey, Duran Duran. Haznt herd dat 1 in awhile.
I waz finking Grandmaster Flash, but mebee Duran Duran didz it, too?
Dey didz a re-kording, NEway. Cuda ben a cuvver. Seemz 2 b a poppilur fing 2 do dese daze. Sum uv dem rnt so bad; sum I aks “Wai?”.
Star Wars ref! FTW!
It 2 bad taht lufflaff split b4 gibing u a snapee kumbak 2 yur kynd rekwest 2 kno wut kynde ob sillibrayshun tehy wunted.
Sins tehy nawt arownd, hao ‘bowt u n meh waltzin 2 yur faburit waltz musik. Du u liek teh “Blue Danube?” Tehre iz no blue inna pikshur (<–note pikshur reference) so natshurally taht kaam 2 mynde.
A bery slow waltz wud b fine. I wuz out adn about awl day adn am
tukkered out. But I habe enuf energy 4 1 turn around deh floor.
.
*putz on deh floofy skirt 4 deh twirlingz
* 1, 2, 3,
* 1, 2, 3,
* 1, 2, 3,
*Step, step, glide
*Step, step, glide
*Step and twirly,
*step, step, twirly step.
Oh, thankz feeelioonophiliac. Dat wuz nise.
Anee tyme!
It awlwaaz a raar plezhur 2 dans wif a Qween!
A current world gom jabbur!
Only a hooman can keep hand in da box? Cyanide-tipped pointy endz?
Twikky
Ha! I alluz suspekktid dat kittehs had teh straynje, miss-teeryus Benny Jezzrity pawurs!
Dey furry wel mite but nawt unnerstanz fur dis. Dey nawt de wunz hoo
cuntrolz de janetikz so ownlee rite kined peepz borned?
Cud it be dat Ceiling Cat is da real Kwisach Hade..haderack?
Kwisach Haderock…. Wuzn’t taht a sawn bai Hosay Feleeceeanoe? Pleyded it around Catsmas?
Kwisach Haderock
Kwisach Haderock
Kwisach Haderock, sombrero adn teh silleh fleez he got…
I tink yer cornfusled Woozled, teh Ohsay Felineseeanno song was Felines Navidad’
‘Felines Nawt he gotz
Felines nawt he gotz
Felines nawt he gots, sum berry liddle felines he wantz.
i gibs yu a bukkit 0′ burgerz fur dat: (i hoepz dis werks…
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*sigh*. teh bukkit borked. got runned ober bye teh raindeerz.
:snerk:
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Awww. it almost werked.
Sumday we will b habbing deh burgerz bak.
I hopes.
Hoo gnu how much wii wud missing dem?
But this jus isn’t teh saym, iz it?
I haz a sad.
*wistling sownd wif doplah effekt*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>@*splat*
i frew dat bergur
atto you fer teh snerk..
oopsie, lukz like i hitted you (sniker)
here, let me “help”
*wiping the ketch up frum deh burger on
*Mary’z blous..
Oh thanks fer teh help!
oh, yu wins. niteynite!
*patterz off round the corner*
*waits til cweenmj starts to swizzle chonklit martoonie*
*wistling sound wif doplah effekt frum behine cweenmj*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*SPLUNK* (pikulz in martoonie)
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MMMMMMM. Chokklit pickles!! my faborite.
Nite, Mais Oui.
Cormfoozled woozled iz mah natchurl stayt!
.
Ai haz a… huh? *luuks aroun’ puzzldedlee*
KWIT PLAYIN WIF YER FOOD YOU TWO!!!! Don’t make me come in der!! I’l gives you sumtin to snerk about!
Werd pretz semez tu hab eeted mai comint bowt benny J du deh poplashun
kwalty controllz
Nopez! It maked it!
Fear is teh mynd killah!
kitty might wanna try other method of bein happy…
There’s a sekkend spitter!
i iz goldn can
u win kitteh!
I dubble dare u.
Reech fur teh golden can,
pull owt teh bleedin hand.
Awwww…u scared ov these floofy white paws?
Luks lyke kitteh in bocks gonna getz bonked onz hade i’f himz nawt keerfool!
naught ‘frade ob teh key-ute pause; teh lazer ii’s R a bit spooky, doh.
They’re tryin to maek kitteh go to rehab
He said no, no, no
Hai Romeow.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Mah high kickin fren!
Yer spokes-pawlar-bare….war he naw?