come on… take a coke
eye think kitteh haz a problum nd needz rehab.
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kitteh haz a bad coke habit.
coke-cat-ulashunz, lufflaff!!
Wut kind of sillybrayshun u wanting?
why fank you! howz aboutz a jitter-bug, sinze I alwayz feelz jittery after a whole bunch of cokes.
now…who knowz how to do a jitterbug?…
Jitterbug iz nawt stil a danz but a celphoan fur owld peepz.
I iz old, but not old enuf to remembering zeh jitterbug.
But, I’m alwayz up 4 a dans.
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*putz on deh flapper skurt wif deh fringeez.
*Getz out deh long beadee nekkliss adn putz it on.
*putz on deh beadded hedband, 2.
*Grabz deh long siggrette holder wif teh siggrette just 4 deh luks
*(no smoking)
*Crankz deh grammofone and startz 2 dansingz
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*jitter to deh left,
*jitter 2 deh rite,
*Duz a liddle kikkee step,
*Adn a twirlee 2 making teh fringees fly,
*jitter sum moar and
*a big finish wif the kikkees and a twirlee.
concatulations on yoor jitter
Whee! nawt first! take yours partnurs for teh qwik-step!
er, nawt secund i meens…..
Whee! Indeed! Nedz. No moar 4 u!
Ummmm. Sins u won b needen wuteber it wuz taht u wuz, ah, enjoi-ing, maybee ai kud… u kno… halp u owt!
Liek teh guy inna bar tol teh bartender: “Ai’ll hab wut teh guy onna floor iz habin!” LOL! ;o)
mebbee sinz Nedz iz in such hi spiritz mebbee he can demonstraet teh qkwikstep?
Kitkay!
I maded u a birfday card!
jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1496083241687&source=jl999
juss copy & paste it…it should wurk…
(if I paste all of it to click on old jurky wurd press may nebbur gib it too u)
gud job on teh card Kafleen……….. lub dat liddel maus
Oh, good! U can view it!
Issunt dat a grate card site? I lub makin cards furr peepuls…much
fun!
yesh, awl eye had tew dew wuz put teh www. in front of all teh gobbledegook.
how wuz werk? yew are habing teh gud weather? is gray up here in Skeattle area but at leas nawt rainin
mmph.
U SHUD bee abull to cut and paste wiffout adding, but maybe u has
a diffrunt configuration.
Weddur bee so sweet an nice heer. Butt I likes rain and gloomy, tto.
I tink I wud little Seeattull.
I juss realized how this box cuts off ur words is much like my Word Press blog cutted off my pictures I putt on it.
Mebbee wen ICHC fixes teh cheezburgers, dey might doo a total
overhaul.
akshully ai jus put teh w w w , but wen i put it in teh commint teh wp put teh res ob teh stufff……. is not hard to dew
I’m going off teh rails on a cwazy twain.
{{{{charlton heston}}}} ober da bridg at 84
Aww. him wuz a gud actor.
have a coke and a
AIEEEEEEE !!!!!
How kitteh gotted hiz paw on top of teh carton frum inside? Verry misterious. Maybe I allreddy had too much coke.
Ai fink itz a probulubulem wif teh vertikul hold…
Kitteh holding coke as vertically as they can.
This iz not teh coke u were lukking 4.
Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all ur frienz, they can go my way
Pay ur toll, sell ur soul
Pound fur pound costs more than gold
Teh longer u stay, teh more u pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up ur nose or through ur vein
Wif nothin to gain except killin’ ur brain
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A million magik crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice az sweet az sugar, twice az bitter az salt
And iffs u get hooked, bebeh, it’s nobody else’s fault, so don’t do it!
Hey, Duran Duran. Haznt herd dat 1 in awhile.
I waz finking Grandmaster Flash, but mebee Duran Duran didz it, too?
Dey didz a re-kording, NEway. Cuda ben a cuvver. Seemz 2 b a poppilur fing 2 do dese daze. Sum uv dem rnt so bad; sum I aks “Wai?”.
Star Wars ref! FTW!
It 2 bad taht lufflaff split b4 gibing u a snapee kumbak 2 yur kynd rekwest 2 kno wut kynde ob sillibrayshun tehy wunted.
Sins tehy nawt arownd, hao ‘bowt u n meh waltzin 2 yur faburit waltz musik. Du u liek teh “Blue Danube?” Tehre iz no blue inna pikshur (<–note pikshur reference) so natshurally taht kaam 2 mynde.
A bery slow waltz wud b fine. I wuz out adn about awl day adn am
tukkered out. But I habe enuf energy 4 1 turn around deh floor.
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*putz on deh floofy skirt 4 deh twirlingz
* 1, 2, 3,
* 1, 2, 3,
* 1, 2, 3,
*Step, step, glide
*Step, step, glide
*Step and twirly,
*step, step, twirly step.
Oh, thankz feeelioonophiliac. Dat wuz nise.
Anee tyme!
It awlwaaz a raar plezhur 2 dans wif a Qween!
A current world gom jabbur!
Only a hooman can keep hand in da box? Cyanide-tipped pointy endz?
Twikky
Ha! I alluz suspekktid dat kittehs had teh straynje, miss-teeryus Benny Jezzrity pawurs!
Dey furry wel mite but nawt unnerstanz fur dis. Dey nawt de wunz hoo
cuntrolz de janetikz so ownlee rite kined peepz borned?
Cud it be dat Ceiling Cat is da real Kwisach Hade..haderack?
Kwisach Haderock…. Wuzn’t taht a sawn bai Hosay Feleeceeanoe? Pleyded it around Catsmas?
Kwisach Haderock
Kwisach Haderock
Kwisach Haderock, sombrero adn teh silleh fleez he got…
I tink yer cornfusled Woozled, teh Ohsay Felineseeanno song was Felines Navidad’
‘Felines Nawt he gotz
Felines nawt he gotz
Felines nawt he gots, sum berry liddle felines he wantz.
i gibs yu a bukkit 0′ burgerz fur dat: (i hoepz dis werks…)
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*sigh*. teh bukkit borked. got runned ober bye teh raindeerz.
:snerk:
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Awww. it almost werked.
Sumday we will b habbing deh burgerz bak.
I hopes.
Hoo gnu how much wii wud missing dem?
But this jus isn’t teh saym, iz it?
I haz a sad.
*wistling sownd wif doplah effekt*
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i frew dat bergur
atto you fer teh snerk..
oopsie, lukz like i hitted you (sniker)
here, let me “help”
*wiping the ketch up frum deh burger on
*Mary’z blous..
Oh thanks fer teh help!
oh, yu wins. niteynite!
*patterz off round the corner*
*waits til cweenmj starts to swizzle chonklit martoonie*
*wistling sound wif doplah effekt frum behine cweenmj*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*SPLUNK* (pikulz in martoonie)
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MMMMMMM. Chokklit pickles!! my faborite.
Nite, Mais Oui.
Cormfoozled woozled iz mah natchurl stayt!
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Ai haz a… huh? *luuks aroun’ puzzldedlee*
KWIT PLAYIN WIF YER FOOD YOU TWO!!!! Don’t make me come in der!! I’l gives you sumtin to snerk about!
Werd pretz semez tu hab eeted mai comint bowt benny J du deh poplashun
kwalty controllz
Nopez! It maked it!
Fear is teh mynd killah!
kitty might wanna try other method of bein happy…
There’s a sekkend spitter!
i iz goldn can
u win kitteh!
I dubble dare u.
Reech fur teh golden can,
pull owt teh bleedin hand.
Awwww…u scared ov these floofy white paws?
Luks lyke kitteh in bocks gonna getz bonked onz hade i’f himz nawt keerfool!
naught ‘frade ob teh key-ute pause; teh lazer ii’s R a bit spooky, doh.
They’re tryin to maek kitteh go to rehab
He said no, no, no
Hai Romeow.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Mah high kickin fren!
Yer spokes-pawlar-bare….war he naw?
Boi, hao fur do I hav 2 go 2 git sum privacy araond heer?
try teh Dr. Pleh-purr bocks…
Pleh. We likey teh Pepsi.
“i’ll take a pepsi free”
“if you want a pepsi you has to pay for it!”
Bak tu teh footur ref is full ob teh win!
Great Scott!
mayyyyyyyyyweeeeeeo, wen dew yew akshully leave 4 yr trip? *wispurrs, eye wuz finkin ob a bon boyage partay but don’t want it to be after, dat wudden be gud*
*wispurrs* i will leave erlee on Ap.10. prolly go into lerkin mode tumorro.
noes!! no tew teh lurkin mode!! ai needz to lib bicariously fru yew. ai duzznt hab a whild travel plan for quite awhile. germanee mite be teh nex trip but duzznt noes wen.
aym shur yr trip iznt strait fru…….. wut ar teh stops onna wai?
i haz a layover in ‘tlanta den to Lima ware a fren will meet me at teh ayrport late dat ebenin. Nex day after dat i meetsup with a churchgroup going to Ica (dey be goin to rebuild erf kwake damaj) so I duzn haz to faes teh banditoes on my own.(noet to my sef: “yr rilly nawt ebber ‘by yerself’ -hab a lil faith awreddy”)
I jest found owt i can has sum sortob innnertubez aksess to chek emailz adn set up skype (mebee) & will take a laptop compyuter, but i duznt no if i canz acksess ICHC. i cud try to pozt on ICHC, but i haz no ideyah if twill werk. You can leeb me kweschuns & aisle dew my bess to try to find dem & anser dem.
oh it be sew terribly excitin…….. ai went to Portugal cuppla yers ago…. and teh greek islands and teh usual mexico and stuff. nebber in s merikca but ai has buks on cusco an macchu picchu cause it’s on my list of a bizzillion places tew go be4 ai cross ober……. sumhow finks ai mite run out ob yrs be4 ai runz out ob plaices!!
fanks for bein a gud sport…….. ai wuz sorta kinda jus kiddin about libbin bicariously…. maybe only 50%
*wanders off doin maffematiclol eqwasian*
We hadz noes prollems gettin emials frum teh inlawz whyles dey wuz in Purroo las yeer. Dey sint pikturz an eferytings. Teh Purroovyans haz figgurd owt dat toorists gawts teh munny, so teh ackommydashuns is improovin awl teh tiem, oar dat’s whut I heer. Hopes u haz a WUNNERFUL twip!
Fanks fur teh informashunz! iz berry enckuragemental.
i’re nawt stayin in teh deeluxe akomodashunz, sew weal sea…
Yo Sweepea, or MaryO or Sybil or whoever Ise tawking to would you pick a personna and stick wiff it for at lease an entire thread? Yer making my hed snap aroun. I’se nawt kwik witted enuff to keep tracka allah player wuts only gots one name.
jest keepin yu on yr toeses.
Haow excyting for yew! Goink to Lima. To Eat the beans? Esther and I schedule for a trip in October. We’re goink to Greece (and swim the English Channel?)gr
ware ya goin in Greece? i lubed teh Crete.
i aer goin to Peru to train literacy tutorz in materyulz fur teh furst 2 wks. teh lass 2 weekz i can haz fun werkin onna projek too develop a reedin primah in teh Aguaruna langwij.
mais oui, In case I duzn’t get a chance l8r,
I b telling u gudby and habbing a
wundermouse tyme. I will b missing u wyle
u r gone. My cuzin went 2 purru a yr oar
so ago adn she wuz habbing a fabulus
tyme der and seeing deh Makku Pikku.
Her haz beuteeful pikkshurz uv it.
{{{maryO}}} Schmoo.
ha,ha–Back 3 teh Foochair ref FTW!
Wunpointwennwun jiggywatts!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Herez whut ai fink:
See kitteh, standin onna tawp uv bawks? Ai fink he stuffffffffed dat udder kitteh inna bawks *stuff stuff stuff* an iz clowzin eet up *pat pat pat* so tu send eet bak tu teh store…. him sez: Nu kitteh? DU. NAWT. WANT. Plz tu tayk bak tu store? Kthxbai.
I misss deh bergerz!! I am so wanting to gibbing u deh 5 bergerz.
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Deze will haf 2 due.
Whats does wii wants?
Wii wants BURGERS!!!!
Wen does wii wants dems?
Wii wants dems NAO!!!!
*goes out to garage.
*sowndz uv hammeringz
*splashy soundz uv paintingz (moar fun vizuel than printingz frum pc)
*Cumz out wif pikkit sines adn handingz tehm out 2 ebbery1.
*joynz teh chantingz
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Wut duz wii wantz?
Wii wantz BERGERZ!!!!!
Wen duz wii wanting dem?
Wii wantz dem NAOW!!!!
I hope dat yew used the appropriate stick fer yer sign. Us old freaks – anti establishmunt types – always reccomended using a stout quarter staff for yer protest sign so iffen the cops tried to roust you unlawfully, you hadda a lill sumtin wif which to defends yerseff. In hindsite I see dat dis would hab been an exsellent exkuse fer an ossifer to beat der crap outta me, but it seemed like a good idear at the time.
Hai Sol!!
Dis b teh majical ICHC land.
Wuteber stik u wanting it 2 b, it iz.
But I b teh antiviolins type.
So I wud not b smakking teh ossifers.
I makes deh peasfull protest.
U want sum peas? I hab plentee 2 sharingz.
Upon reflekshun, I think I will b habbing my sine on deh
swizzle stik. In a chokklit martoonee.
I fink I’ll cosine dat statemint. Mebbeh hab it on teh liddl umbrolly in teh drinky. Kinda kutesy, preehaps, but it maeks teh poynt wif subteltee.
Not to cosine a tangent, but I tinks martoonis make protest mor peesful, too.
Ob curs wi all be antiviolins. Violinstrings mad ob catgut!
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Psst! Gma (I lub ur grn shuz)
I saw deh note u left me. Thanks.
Did u find wut u were lukking 4?
Its on teh left nameded ASCII translator.
Super scary kitteh.
Nevahmined abaot ze goldun kan. Haz faond ze reel priz – ze TUXEDOOOOW KITTEH.
Foarwurd Lisseneeng
Poast maykz deetayld reepoart 2
Kitteh’z Muthurr Ship
Kitteh taykz lawtza
noatz 4 tranzmisshunn undurrz
a Full Moonz 2nyte
Hewminz arz eezee
2 cawntroal. Muss duz summ feeng
4 noazee Doggeh
Jack.
5@, as yooshooull!
5 burgerz fr Jak!
Butbutbutbutbut I WANTES TEH GOLDY COKE >:( kitteh no skare meh *puts on chainmail gauntlet*
Trai a liddl ‘nip inna dish. Loor teh kitteh owt, den run wif teh bockz. Goldy Koke awl urs.
Is that cat caffeine free?
I don’t think so. Taht glowee eye luks fully caffinated 2 mii.
Catfeend? Yes, I fink so.
ai AM teh golden koek kan!
Duz taht meen u r No Plase in Partikulr?
did yu noetice taht dere it anovver kitteh standing awn toppa teh boks?
i fot twas un escher kitteh wif its own pawz holdin hims in teh cocola bawks.
I spects dat Mauritz Cornelius Escher would have luved dis group. He mighta made all dose drawings wid qats instead ob lizzards.
Tessa Lating Katz. sounds like sumbuddy we shudz write a part fur.
Have a Coke and a paw to the face!
Maybe he’s keeping the golden can to himself.
*snurts at paw to teh face*
Lemme get dis strate…I taekz a Coke on a dair, huh? No tahnx…I dont trust dis kitteh…I taekz a Coke, he taekz off mai finger!!!1!1
Remines mee ub dat movie (Day an Hudson?) ware she wuz mad at him an dey
wuz at cafeteria an hee opened a little pie door to get teh pie an a han shot out and smacked him face!
As a child, I thot dat was teh funniest ting I ebbur saw! I will nebbur furgets it!
Well, dat an The Daffy Duck and the Long Leg episode.
Ai doan fink dere’s enny kans iyn dere! Iyt’s jes a triick!
Kitteh haz sumting synisture plannd, liek mebbee a mowsetrapp iynside oar sumting eylse ekwally az hazawrdus. Wut can hers bee up tu; wuts her gayme?
Purrhaps her wurks fur HMO oar PPO; iyf yu goez inna baux adn getz wuunded adn hasta hav medeecaul attinshun, kitteh getz % fur hers refurral.
I lub teh cheezpeep’s creeutibbitees!!
Nize kitteh piktur
My farts stink.
I had a cat that had the same facial markings….miss him.
u sed der wuz a golden can in heer
this was on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyqk0lGQlYc