Comments on: shower, water, naked man.

By: Wafulz

Wafulz — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:22:46 +0000

i needz a rope, a empty jar, and some mayonaize

By: Ben C

Ben C — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:22:41 +0000

He’s actually wearing underpants, you know.

By: Ben C

Ben C — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:16:40 +0000

I think this is cruelty to the poor cat, all done for the sake so you can get a few laughs from people who you don’t even know. You’re a disgrace.

By: gio

gio — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:43:09 +0000

why do ppl wash cats?i mean…they wash themselves

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:47:26 +0000

That is a true, pittah kittah.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:38:49 +0000

Dat’s wut YOO fink!

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:20:10 +0000

Rather make sum dollars.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:33:19 +0000

I’m glad somebody else said it!

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:28:37 +0000

pbttt!
den de goez n shos u de kin do da moticonz n I cantz!!!!
buttonz himz mak da ‘puter beiz nis-
n sumtymes himz cooks!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:25:54 +0000

dats whut ahm here fur!

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:19:05 +0000

yup…… i iz wuz a bakstag peeps. Ai spelizied in props- I maded “stafz ub offic” fur a shaekesphere plai, a tomi gun fur anyfing goes ( dat set wuz blac, red, whit, gold- no udder colour alloweded- wuz nawt az bad az da tyme da sam sett desina maded set awl light blu wif sparkli powder- eberfing hadz too be blu…..) I lubed mai joob, I awlso stage han- gotz ta wiggl da set in Blithe Spirt- dat phun!
bac stag! U gotz da POWA! Ifnz n actr beez two meeni uz kin putz owt da wrung props n dribs dem frantic!

I kin mak lif wurs fur u- I iz awlso operma peep. Grewz up watchn Operma in Portland mani yers.- I members wun stage dat wuz n angld cantalever- qwit fun watchn actors nawt slide off…..
I awlso didz propz fur madama buttafli- wud sing da “hummin chorus wif da singerz”- yeah, Iz altamo singa two……
featha nerdz i iz wun. tryn ta get fishykitteh intermested, shez gud soaprano n kin actz beri well ( I getz ta see it ebery day!)

momcat

By: patticlan

patticlan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:44:42 +0000

cheezfrens makin purrfect centz alla timz

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:19:30 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:18:23 +0000

snurt

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:11:45 +0000

That be one of saddest kitteh faces ebber!
Tink de next pic was one one fast-swiping, up-arcing clawz…Screaming nekked man…

By: LittleCar2

LittleCar2 — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:36:54 +0000

omg.At least try to make SOME sense ppl!!!!!1

By: catfreek_1233

catfreek_1233 — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:21:54 +0000

p00r kitteh…no 1 liks a neked man!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:42:33 +0000

akordin to teh books, Klingons haz teh free test-tickles. I gess u’d hab 2 fine Tribble an c if s/he reeacks, coz NOObuddy’s gonna ask!

By: lizzdee96

lizzdee96 — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:57:22 +0000

ANIMAL ABUSE! TERRIBLE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Salem'n'Elvisshuman

Salem'n'Elvisshuman — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:32:53 +0000

that is such a sad face: the frown!!
it’s ok kid. i gotta big, soft, fluffy towel for you, when ur done. Human: got peroxide, stiptic and bandaids, if u want them…
stoopid

By: Salem'n'Elvisshuman

Salem'n'Elvisshuman — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:28:28 +0000

look at the frown on this poor guys face !! 80
…and enclosed space+bare skin+water+CAT >^oo^<=
OUCH!!!

By: Zski

Zski — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:47:34 +0000

haz yur hubby been tested fur allergees to bunbuns? Dey makes grate pets, an can uze litterbox an not-smellee! Yoo has to cover up de wires an cords cuz dey will choo dem, but dey iz good fuzzys. Go to http://www.rabbit.com an reed abowt dem to see if mebbe dis for yoo.

I has a bunbun naemd Pepper.

By: Zski

Zski — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:43:19 +0000

Bestest staj blud ever – iz maed frum woolite, choklit syrup, littel food color (ren and tibybit bloo)

Sinse it iz woolite az long az yoo dont letit get dry, it washes owt!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:29:44 +0000

Srsly? Dat face is furr reel? I thot it was doctored sumhow….the eyes an mouf
look hyper big and over-expresshunned. I diddunt reealize it was 100% authentic pic…. now I has a confuzz…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:27:34 +0000

I speek ebbry langwuj known too man.

Except Greek.

*looks arown slyly an waits furr a bite*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:04:22 +0000

*soft announcer voice to camera*

And while Sol is distracted and tasting his toe and finding it
strangely Limburger like and not Sasparill-y at all, the donkee
is busy nomming his parfait.

*looks up frum parfait* “Wutt?”

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:51:50 +0000

NO WAY would any man who values his jewels bathe a kitteh nekkid!

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:50:33 +0000

Those look like big ol’ man hands to me.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:44:13 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:43:10 +0000

Momcat!!! why didn’t you ever tell mee. You are one of MEEEE!!!

Or did you menshun it an ai just dint see it??

I leik to gather mai theatre peepl and mai opera peepl into groops – so ai know hoo ai can reelee talk to about what!!1

{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}

an woozled – yoo too???? What did yoo doo??

an SolnEsther – wai duz taht nawt surprize me at awl. An – pleez – what did YOO doo???

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:28:44 +0000

But Nawt cashews – dey ain’t nuts. You’ll nebber fine cashews inna shell cause dey done ever hab shells. De cashew is a stem like part of the cashew fruit.d;

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:26:03 +0000

Nawt to wanna sound like a smartpants but drupes is a catagory of froots. often wif stones. Cherrys, plumz, peaches are drupes and I tink olives too. Rose hips and caper berris is also drupes. Nawt to menshun coffee, cocoa, mangoes, and ob corse the almond.

By: notgotakittehyet

notgotakittehyet — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:19:51 +0000

Sori but ai donz like this 1. Kitteh obvusly upset, not funny at all. Wud be diffrent if kitteh was Lake Van cat as they luv wartur but tihs 1 iznt. Foto at kittehs expens so no lol at all.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:17:14 +0000

Muh sweetypie Esther luks (so gud!) ten years yunger den fer real acause she schmears on the spf30 ebbery mawning fer last twenny + years. Smoove skin. Ob coarse she don’t werry about gittin a tan – she borned wif a pretty deep golden rich tan.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:06:47 +0000

*Snerk* Knawk it awf, dat tikkles. Rilly? Sarsparilla? Lemme git aOOOF lil Errff, taste ob – Ouch! one of dem toes

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:52:42 +0000

*noms Sol’s toe*

hmmmm…tastes like sarsparilla too mee…..

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:51:45 +0000

I noes it wuz furr me; dat’s why I smilded at u, Sol!

Sum ub us stick arown cuz as u say, owr shortcomings get
overlooked…and wee sukkseed caws wee can doo dat in
return furr uddurs…or mebbee dis place TEECHES us how too do dat furr uddurs…..is a majikul Velveteen Rabbitee experients
furr many heer…it has sumfing speshul. If u bee feelin teh
lub, join!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:34:05 +0000

Taht maed me laff – Ai has teh oylee skin too; nawt so grate wen Ai wus a teenayjer an cubbered in spots, but pritty gud nao Ai’s grone up an reglarly taeken to be yeers yunger tahn Ai am. Tho waerin mai hayr in pigtayuls for werk mite halp wit taht too!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:20:14 +0000

ummm, eye nose dis; it wuz ‘post 2 B a yolk.

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:34:19 +0000

awh shootz… bak at da endz again

xanthan gum (fur da chewi gum)
yella pound kek
zebra barz ( gots to tri wun sumtime…. deh luk gud)

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:31:54 +0000

demz nawt fill berts…. demz hazel nutz! I naows! Iz frum oreogun!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:28:55 +0000

ha!
iz oder den u! I getz ta b 50 dis yer! m sorta lukin four ward too it ackshouly, I can neber membr howz old I m, bein sayn iz 49 fur about too yers naow! gascat awlwaz correctn meiz…… teenkittehz who kin do math n likz ta ketch meiz bein wrong! shessh!

momcat

By: theldc

theldc — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:23:04 +0000

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/15/im-in-ur-shower/

hey guy, it’s already been done. this isn’t an improvement.

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:22:29 +0000

Image: minus WHAT?
I demand a recount, ’cause
I can’t count that high.

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:20:49 +0000

weiz ober luk shortz cumings cuz sum ub us b berri short!
sos- ifnz u haz a tast…. den whut beez ur flavr?
welkum to da parti!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:06:22 +0000

nop-
jellijam nawt sos gret- iz two fik- wont mak nic drizzli efect. cat up s’okbutz itz stainz da castums……
iz didum plai wif gazillionz ub bukkets ub blud. Az I recall…. weiz had a”blud powedr” dat u mixed wif milk ( iz ficker den wader) wuz phun two mak- oh hai- whuts u dooin? “makn blud……” almos az gud az stuffn da rubba chickn wif sawdust….. fru da bottum wif a fun-l…..
bakstag tecki, i wuz wun…….

momcat

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:50:34 +0000

Meine Mamakatze ist inna Assisted Libbing ctr down teh street; I sees or tawks 2 her ‘most ebber day. I manaje her munnies (DONT WANT!), an her treetments.
Funny fing, she has mellolwed alot wiff age–not so paranoyd (opposite of usual case, I fink), and nicer–altogever a different purrson dann teh won hoo reared mii.
So, iz good, obberawl.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:40:56 +0000

kwik- sumbudy tells me the nomber fur 911!!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:35:39 +0000

Iz Greek
(2 mii)

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:01:45 +0000

dat axually wuz aimed directly at you Kafleen, Ise hoping you unnerstan I wus jest funning. Lyk muh dad always sed, horsing aroun is fun only til somwun gits hurt an den it isn’t mush fun anymoar. So shud I hook up wiff der Cheezfrenz?