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Naked man? I’m on it!
happi nawt seccund! Himz legz bee too skinneh 4 mee!
LOL!! YAY LCB!! Fur yur nawt-sekkund!! gud wun!
Whut drinkiez/dansin…. Dansin inna dark, ennywun? (well, nawt wif me! Wif teh nekkid gai!)
HAE! Leeb teh nekkid guy in teh nawty barn!
nekkid guy lerns multi-taskin
hii kan danse and irin at teh saym tiem in teh nawty barn and still tayk a shwr!
Ai howp himz taykin a showr duzzent watr daown teh martooneez…
Yikes! Hope hez nawt irnin nd taykin teh shwr at teh same thyme. Nawt Nuf nekkid guise arown, speshulee nawt yung wuns, wudnt want himz gettin electromocuted.
hii yooses teh old fashuneded irn dat yu haz tew heet awn teh stov
ai helpz yoo!! =]
ai also dantses foar j00 if you liekz.
is dat stil wat we dos foar a nawt sekund?
ben a whil sinse ai postd
Ifn ai mite maek a sugesshun, howz abowt teh ‘Singin in teh Rayne’ tappity danse?
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Joo gawt a fedoorah adn a b’brella?
oh noes! I kant bee singnz dat sawng!?
j00 no haz seed A Klokwerk Orunj?!?!?!
Rite rite rite mai littel droogiez, yez indeedz ai haz… but nawt fur menny yrs.
It nebber on teh idjit bawks. Ai haz teh book, tho… Ai wud lyke 2 see teh moogie agen, tho… Kubrick iz wunnerful.
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Ai wuz jus’ reefurring 2 teh Jeen Kellee moogie.
Hai lolcatburglar!!! Ai’m shur yoo did nawt see teh spektacular return ov our owen deer an daring Princess Mu.
It’s awn Thursday’s “geico collections agent.” And she brawt yoo a beyootifull prezzint!!!
An ebbreewun else shud go luk, too!! We dont hav entrances leik that wun verree offen!!!
look at the frown on this poor guys face !! 80
…and enclosed space+bare skin+water+CAT >^oo^<=
OUCH!!!
HALP! DEY PUTEDED MEE IN A PYCHO SCEEN!
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(eye hopes use knot a-skart ob blud—iz onlee Catsoup, ennyway, knot reel!)
Akshully, in ‘Psyco’ tehy uzded chawklit sirop fore teh blud, nawt catsoup..
Budt in rl liyf, catsoup werkz gud like teh sayme. chawklit seeropez em toooo brouwn for nawt blcknwite flmz.
Troo taht, but moogie speshul’fex blud iz uzhullee glycerine-based tehse daiz, ai fink.
On stage (in amature feater at least where we can’t afford the real fake blud (?)) we mixt catsup wiff some corn syrup for texchure and stickiness and we also added some cocoa powder fer darkening cause ketchup to brilliantly red.
Ai haz dun teh feater maisef, butt we nebber hadz a sho wif blud (mores teh pitee).
ai figyurs teh strumberri jellyjam wud werk purty well foar fayk blud. it mae bee tew brite, tho
nop-
jellijam nawt sos gret- iz two fik- wont mak nic drizzli efect. cat up s’okbutz itz stainz da castums……
iz didum plai wif gazillionz ub bukkets ub blud. Az I recall…. weiz had a”blud powedr” dat u mixed wif milk ( iz ficker den wader) wuz phun two mak- oh hai- whuts u dooin? “makn blud……” almos az gud az stuffn da rubba chickn wif sawdust….. fru da bottum wif a fun-l…..
bakstag tecki, i wuz wun…….
momcat
Momcat!!! why didn’t you ever tell mee. You are one of MEEEE!!!
Or did you menshun it an ai just dint see it??
I leik to gather mai theatre peepl and mai opera peepl into groops - so ai know hoo ai can reelee talk to about what!!1
{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}
an woozled - yoo too???? What did yoo doo??
an SolnEsther - wai duz taht nawt surprize me at awl. An - pleez - what did YOO doo???
Bestest staj blud ever - iz maed frum woolite, choklit syrup, littel food color (ren and tibybit bloo)
Sinse it iz woolite az long az yoo dont letit get dry, it washes owt!
yup…… i iz wuz a bakstag peeps. Ai spelizied in props- I maded “stafz ub offic” fur a shaekesphere plai, a tomi gun fur anyfing goes ( dat set wuz blac, red, whit, gold- no udder colour alloweded- wuz nawt az bad az da tyme da sam sett desina maded set awl light blu wif sparkli powder- eberfing hadz too be blu…..) I lubed mai joob, I awlso stage han- gotz ta wiggl da set in Blithe Spirt- dat phun!
bac stag! U gotz da POWA! Ifnz n actr beez two meeni uz kin putz owt da wrung props n dribs dem frantic!
I kin mak lif wurs fur u- I iz awlso operma peep. Grewz up watchn Operma in Portland mani yers.- I members wun stage dat wuz n angld cantalever- qwit fun watchn actors nawt slide off…..
I awlso didz propz fur madama buttafli- wud sing da “hummin chorus wif da singerz”- yeah, Iz altamo singa two……
featha nerdz i iz wun. tryn ta get fishykitteh intermested, shez gud soaprano n kin actz beri well ( I getz ta see it ebery day!)
momcat
catsoups em tooo zimpul fur peeplez deese Caturdaiz.
That’s right! It was Bosco chocolate syrup.
ummm, eye nose dis; it wuz ‘post 2 B a yolk.
Depends upon nakd man. ;P
>^..^<
’s cool, nakd man gibs martinoones an irons clothes 4 yoo after shower, Chessie.
Aint DAT teh trooF!!!
Dat’ll work.
that should have been a >
yu sez teh smylee devil bai : twisted :
I’se finking about de nekked man ironing inna teh shower (nawt a life extending strategy) and recalling a birfday card I got fum Esther when I turned forty. I sed “So yer 40 and have hardly any wrinkles” and on de inside it sed “Except in one spot, and I can make them go away”
OOOOEERRRR!!! Heehee!!
Iz in feline Hades! Halp me, Ceeling Cat!
Ceiling Cat saves!
Too wish mah Joosh hubby says, “Mosess inbests…”
Yuk, yuk, yuk! I haddto fink bout dat 4 a minute :CHEEZ-US sabes! MOSES inbests!
Chew-us hubby is funny (an has gud leggs, eye preesume)!!!
Oh, jess, hee duz! Still. Aftr 31 yeers ob marridge! A fren ob owrs hoo still misses herz huzbin affer 6 yeers ob widdo-ness sez, “Fank CC for EBBRY DAY yoo has togedder.” An ai doo.
Iz troo. Mai boycheezfrend em in de Aiyr Fowrce, n himz in Mizzizzipee. An Ai misssssss him sooooooo mush. Yoo em berry lux-ee to be still luv luvz for so many yeers, n dat yoo seez eetch uddr. It em berry hrd 2 bee apurt, Ai feeel fur yowr fren a lil der.
but nawt acute angina.
*heddesk*
GUISE GUISE GUISE GUISE GUISE GUISE!!!!!!!
Guess whut!?!?!
Ai has 2 noo kittahs! Them names are Fred & George an’ Ai lubs dem!
MMMMMM KITTAHS
awww, cumgrashumashums! hoep Fred and Georger libs a laeg tiem under yur lub! menny smooches frum teh cheezfrendz! <3
yay!
Wh00t! Wh00t!
New kittez am teh bestest!!!
Ai hab a happytayl fer yew
To kwote owr Salleh; Aint taht grand!
congratulations! im happitail fur U!
fred n george r grate names. Ginger, perhaps?
Ai had Freddi pikked aowt afore Ai had settuld awn “Fred & George.” (But yesh, Ai deed nayme dem aftar teh redhedded twinses.)
Ai bolunteers at teh Nebada Es-Pee-Cee-Ay. Ai moastly goes tu sits wif teh kittahs an’ lubs awn dem. Furst dai Ai wuz dere, a hansum blak n whyte kittah wif payle green eyez an’ pale peenk naz cayme up tu meeh an’ miaou’d lyke an owld man. Soes Ai pikked him ups, an’ him said: “OMG AI LUBS U! UR FASHE, IT NEEDS MAH KISSES!!!!” Ai lerned him storee: him were dropd awf at teh Es-Pee-Cee-Ay wif awful assid burns awn him bak. So dey naymed him Freddy Krueger. Him are awl heeled up and beautimous nao. So Ai told mah momma abowt him. An’ aftar a few weaks ob bolunteering wif da kittahs an’ tawking abowt Freddi aftarwurds, mah momma sed: “U needs 2 gets him ryte nao, afore sumwun els duz!”
Soes Ai tuk mah momma 2 teh Es-Pee-Cee-Ay wif meeh 2 fynd a sootabul bruvver fur Freddi. She espied George (whoze shelter name were “Ronnie”
an’ fot him wuz beautimous. Him are a brown ticked tabby wif sum stripes awn him legses an’ tayl. Teh Es-Pee-Cee-Ay ppl sed him were noo, an’ nooly neuticaled, but wud be a nyce bruvver fur Freddi.
Dem are bof abowt 2 yeers old, an’ still has sum kittun in dem. Dey run arownd teh haus, chaysing eech uvver an’ playing grab-azz. Ai saw Freddi gibing Georgi sum kisses dis morning.
I CAN HAS KITTAHS NAO!!!!
OOOOOooooo, eye is SO HAPPY 4 yoo!!!!
*sharon da joi, w00pty, w00t, w00!*
fanks 4 sharon teh wunnerful storee wiff us!!!
Thank u fur ur beautiful story bout ur beautiful kittehs. i can reely see them racing round 2geddar. happy home, happy catz!
Oh TC an AC!!!!
ai am so happee fur yoo!!! At last!!! An such nice, nice kittehs. An awnlee 2!!! Prakticallee kittenz. Menee yeers ov kittehliek behavior to be detekted!!!
{{{{{{TC&AC}}}}}} *sigh* Ai ar happee now too. It musst bee contagious!
Eye wuz een teh petshawp 4 2 bai sum nip 4 mai kittehs diz weak. And der wuz aye laydee tawkin 2 teh ’sisstunt hoo had teh ikkul bebbeh kitteh klazpt 2 hur busumz gowin awl gusshy and cooey. An eye sez whut a kyoot bebbeh. An promptlee teh laydee dipz eentu hur bag an bryngz owt anudder bundul ov kyootniz!! Bowf bebbehs am ownlee 5 weaks ole an eye’m cloze 2 splortinz ryte der een teh shawp!!
Mush ‘WANT’ goin on!!
gud to see ya bak, gibbocat.
Yes! I wunndurred ware u wented! Happee too see u!