Dessert iland log, day 83:
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Fredz nawt going eazilee, tho!
never go agenst a Sill-Ceiling when deff iz on teh lyne!!!
Incunseevabul!
…and that’s when things got interesting
cumgratsumashumz, HylaBrook, kitkay, and Tidmum! Wut yu awl wunt foar yur dwinks and danse?
sinse itz a dessert island, hao bowt a hula wif lotz ov choklits to eets!
(jus a suggeshun, itz bin a lawng day fer me)
Yez! an’ a drink dat is pink or grene & has 1 of doze leetle umbrellaz in ‘em!
Bettur tu hab de M&Mz soze nawt meltz awl ober teh plaice. Eyelandz iz hawt dere.
gud ideer, G! Awl habba icy-rooty bier flute wiff teh eminems…
*wears my grass skurt, hmm, wares, the kweenkitteh– she alwzys hassa lot ob cause-tooms and sheez fun, 1*
Fanks N1IP,
a big mug ob hawt chokklit fer me plz.Thankyew.
Ai tayke it up tew bed wib me,ai r berrey sleepy nao.
1.30am an Kittehz am cawllin”-Bedtyme bedtyme snorgles plz.”
Haow kin I resist taht?
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HylasBrook an Kitkay,
ai leeb it in yaw capable pawz tew hab teh Fun an games an drinkin an dansin.Concatyewlayshuns tew yew.
No Playce in particular am open fer yer business. -Plz tew leeb a hiooge tip fur teh prepryater
Happy Caturday.
nite nite, Tidmum! Seeps well, seeps lawg and wayk up awl brite and cheerful in teh mornin!
Yiss! De Kenna cumz haom. But Ai fink she iz wun ub yu peepz semez nawt tu slepez much.
An BIG {{{{{}}}} to yew, Tidmum!
gut Nite, Tidum. It wuz funn playing wiff yoo! Seep tite, an doan lett teh bedbugs bite (or teh kittehz nom)
yr foot, it taists laik freeeeeetoes (smellz laik em tew)
Ai fot it wuz fooour toes!
dat oranjy kitteh on teh dessert island not so tasty, pleh!
butt island kitteh IS nootrishus, nawt 2 menschen full ob Fiber!!!
dare yoo go agin, yippee!!! alwayz teh optimist, nebber teh realist!
“Always look on teh BRITE SIDE ob LIFE, da do, da do, da d00dy, d00t, doo!”
gottah go now, brb…..
Where ams Butt Island? Is in carrybein?
ai fink cud be in sammich islands, butt ai cud be rong
Pleh. Butt sammich.
noes, nawt dat!! oh pleh………sry to put dat thot in yr hed!!
how bowt teh british birgin islands (ai better quit while ai’m ahed or ai’ll be spendin time in teh nawty barn)
Sometimes nawty barn is fun!
Himz nawt tayste sew grayte akshully.
oh, yoo juss B kneeding a bt ‘o’ CAT-SOUP 2 go wiff it.
’sokay, yoo kan juss CAT CHUP in the mornng in TTI!
I caint tell iffen Ise had cheese dat taste like yer feet or if yer feet taste like cheese. Ise nawt Fronsch!
Open mouf, insert foot.
Datz yuzually sposeta be yer own foot – not sumbuddy elses foot.
Doh!
@@@@@@@@ yay
Butt heez nooftrishus, and full ob fyber!!!
Well, at least hims iz full ov tendons.
An sinyoos.
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an catgut fer mai vyolin.
Welum bak mah round belee fren!
Ur bellee habs neber luked so shinee!
Yoo shud SEE hao grayt I slyd nao!
We uses the qat trotters to make zee Qat aspic as dey are ver ver high in gelatins, mai non?
lass nite, btw, my kollegy son wuz obber at mein Haus and hee wuz eeting sum left-obber ham and tawking 2 hiz girfren hoos away at art skool. Dis pore gurl recently haddta gib away her pet pottbellypeeg,
James wuz N oinking his ham, an hee told her “this reminds mee ob Pabo (the piggy-pet).
Such a rhy boi he is. I kept telling hymn dat wuz MEEN! But sheez usta it, eyem shure. Sardonik kid, hee iz…
Juss curyos (liek TAHT’s unyousuoal heer)…whare’d dat sawrdonik streek cums frum?
Catgut ur tung?
n a tendonsee two bite bak!
momcat
I forgetted…onwee eets fried fred on fridais for gudness sakes!
an deh fried egz,ub cors.
Desert Island Log: Later that day…
Fred put up quite a fight.
Spent teh rest of the dai making lizard traps.
Ewwww…Fred, wat didz u step in????
Pleh!
hoo mii?
ed
*Fred looks innoscent and
I wuz juss tiptowing froo teh 2-lips
(butt I forgotted my yoo-call-aley)
sry bout teh dirty feets
i missed litterbox
Bottom kitteh grabs stripee’s leg.
Thus begins the circular nomming squad.
teh inbinshun ob teh wheel in kitteh whirled?
Halp! wut neckst? pwned!
De moor I looked at himz, de moor he just started looking like giant cheezburger. Must’ve been mirage. Not taste so good actually. PLEH!
nawt so tasty IRL, eeder, mii finks
Kitteh taked an Ambien and iz sleep nomming.
wuz hiz AMBImIEschN.
kitteh, yore doon it rong—necks thyme take LUNNY-(C) esta an sleep at NIGHT!
Just ’cause somebody named ‘Donner’ invites you to a party, doesn’t mean it’s gonna be fun.
I purrfer Blitzen’s partees.
Ai tink Mrs. Lovett gits her resipee frum teh Donner partee.
I didnt kno dat der wuz a littel preest at taht partee!
“I like preest, 2″, butt yoo caint alwayz git whut yoo want…starvers can’t b chew-see, yoo no.
rolling stones can’t get what they want either
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzz1VEN1SEk&feature=related
:rolls:
oh deers……… wut did eye dew rong??
well back to traiyed n truuuuuuuuu
ok……. heer eye go agin (me n Dolly)
well I’m on a rolls eye gess
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xlnyyabSLIE
Dolly
I am parshul to Fop.
Fynest in teh shop.
We have some shepherd’s pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
Sowndz liek sumfing Sweenee Tawd & himz laydee frend wud maek.
itz also donner meen u haf ta go eber!
momcat
You mite hab a killer tiem.
Dat’s unner greasycat’s postee.
sawee, but ai just saw rite nao dat the kitteh wuz eetin teh feets! mayd mee tink ov a silly YooToob vid! “Mai feet” lol! rofl!!1!1!11!!!
Hmm, this snak kinda taist funnee…
tayst berry sharp;
wacht out 4 poyntee endz!
Is stranded two
Did ennywun elss notiss taht itt wuz teh DESSERT eyeland? Iff itt iz, den wye eet teh Fred? U cud eet teh i scream, oar teh choklit caek, oar teh baekt alasskeh!
Hmmm, good desserts:
Aneefing maed wif chawklit
Baekt Alasskeh
Chawklit caek
D….
ding dongs
eclairs yummmmmm
figgy nootuns
e……..
gurl skout kookies
hawt apple pie wif
iceskreem
Jello (fer teh udder kittehs – ai do not want)
Klondike Bar
Lemmin Murang Pie
Mocha Cheezcaek
Nutter Butters
O…
Oreeoo cuukee base razberry cheezcaek
Pastrees
Qwispy Qweems
R…
Razberry Fudj Caek
Strawberries & Creem
Treekul Tart
U…
udder gud stuffs
valentines candy
waffles
x cellent dorbash torte
yellow cake
sumwun help wit teh z……….. my zzzzzzzzzzzzs i cannot show you dem
Zingers!
yay, ftw @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ many burgers 4 you
Naw eyez hongry for sweet fings. Mebbe can get huzband to taek meh to Cold Stone Creamery.
WANT!!!
Schweet liste! K, ai goes to sleeping nao, n dreem ob desserts & shugr plumbs!
Nite nite.
Unnooshual-shaped petits fours
Veree larj peese ob dark chawlit wif Hazel nuts…
W…
Eezy-baek ubben-maid cukkies
Fried i scream
Grene Jello sallid
H
Hawt fujj sundai?
Um, wut’s a ding dong? Wii don haev dis in Ka-nay-dia!
it’s a round small cake thing with white filling and chocolate frosting on teh outside. nawt noootrishus but taists good…….mo beddah tan teh twinkie
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/507184737_15752d1a43.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/wafflewhiffer/507184737/&h=85&w=130&sz=143&tbnid=OXW2L2iJHYcJ:&tbnh=85&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dding%2Bdong&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1
well of course mo beddah………..IT’S CHOCOLATE!!!!
dammit, now I’m fiending.
eye found a link – shud be along shortly
iz a yummy an nawt at awl nootrious snak treet:
http://www.hostesscakes.com/dingdongs.asp
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(I kant fink ov N E fing I’z eber hadz wehn I’z bisited teh Grate Wite North taht compaers to eet)
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psst, 4 an a halb kittehs – wehre in OKan idda ar yoo? I’z cloze to teh Windsor, ON, but in teh meeshigan sied
i’z neer to Odd-awah.
Wii can has gud tyme trying lots ob chawklitty fings up heer til wii finds sumfing as gud as ding dongs!
Iz a snak-siez choklit caek wif wite creemee gudness on teh insied, if ai nawt mistaykin.
yeah dat’s it……..wit teh cholotty frostin onna outside
Plz to halp meh, jamamakitty …
How do you get an avatar to post with your comments?
for the sake of expediency i will forgo the lolspeak……….. you have to log onto workpress.com and get an account. once you do you will need to set up a profile…… then go to the dashboard and upload your avatar.
sometimes you might notice the avatar is not there…. then you need to log onto wordpress again as you may have inadvertantly closed it down. Good luck
oh and don’t expect it to show up immediately, it seems to take a couple of hours to replicate………I think that is the term.
Thank you!
wordpress.com not workpress……….. my tired, let me shows you it
LOL – I knew what you meant. It’s that “two tired people” make sense of each other when nobody else does” thing, I think.
is a gud ting!! ai will be lukkin forwid tew yr avatar…….. is fun, no?
Ai finulee getz tew go hoem — mebbe ai getz out mah laptop dere & plaiz moar wif cheezfrenz later!
*waving bye-bye!*
deh iz da yum yum whenz I wuz kitten…… youz peel offa ta top (chawklet wif white zigi zagi eatz it awl up, den klaws up da whit yummi stuf in da middle, den u eatz kek (or lebz it, awl gud stuf gone aniwai)
momcat
Oh fanks, jamamakitty & Shna!
elefunkle eers wif caramel sauce
fryed banananaz
ginger snapz
h…
Oops, way outa seekwense…
Sry
Das OK – moer yummy desserts!
I alwais new he’d edn up eeting fred, he alwais WUZ da glutnus wun.
its a dessert iland! eet the iland!
Tihs iz wut ai’m saiin!
But if dey eet teh iland, dey wuld hav noplayse to be stranded ennymoar… an we noez most kittehs no likey teh waturz.
Affer 83 daiz uv nommin da desserts on da ay-land he tyred of sweet. Him want sum proteen!
oar sum freeeeeeeetoes, wait fink dats wut himz eatin……… nebbermind, move along to a pertinent commint
How dbout sum rodentz? mite I suggest sum liddle my-seize ? (I lubs tem mices: B shure to bite dare heds off an nibble on dare tiny tows!!!0
Be shure 2 wactch owl for teh RUL’s—I fink bit YOUR heds off furst!!!
ore yU cood skale down an go 4 sum deelcioso rodentz: a liddle snake alays hits the spot! OOhh, lizzards a grate snack—dey is fast, (butt do yoo is faster an clebberer], so go get ‘em: skinks, cha-meal-ions (dose flip-floppers!), and doant fergit that annoiing GyKo GeKo!
oops, I mint “reptyles”
:blush:
*wispurrs* yippee!!! yoo furgot. It’s : oops :
er…..
parent cats hadz dis Kilban, useta sing it awl da tim-
goes lik
lubs dem liddle mousiz
dem mousiz whuts I lub to eat
bitez deh liddle heds off, nibble on dez tiny feeeeet (hav two draw owt da end)
momcat
dangit, Fred, I’d help u…butt…that pose is just so durned cyoot…
SPLORT!
*faints*
ohai kafleen, yew gonna plai 4 awhilez?
I wishes. I reeelee needs too go to bed.
I lub an miss u, cheezfrens, wen I not stay an play.
Wel, yuu goez tu sleap, adn cumz bak lature.
Bweep!! Bweep!!! Bweep!! Kleer a path!! Make Way!! CCC Arriving!!!
Kafleen, U haben’t splorted in kwite a wile. Let mii gibbing u a hand!!
*Mop, mop, mop,
*sweep, sweep, sweep!
*Skoop, skoop, tuk, tuk.
Duz taht b awl yur braynez?
Missed sum u say? Oh, I see it ober dere.
Got it, tukky it awl bak in.
Heer, I gots sum bavving capz frum Gibbocat a wyle bak. Tehy b
egg sell ant 4 deh holding in uv deh braynezez. No need 4 deh duk
tapez wif dese. Wud u b liking dis bloo 1 wif teh pink floowerz?
Wii just fassen deh chin strap an u b awl set.
Now, heerz yer possum shaped chokklit and a comfee blankee.
Wud u b liking a liddle drinkee, too. I thot so. Itz ben a lowng week.
A chokklit martoonee shud b juuust deh thing 4 ur recobbery.
Wow…tanks!
omgz its lyke,,..deze cats..n,,dey r fightin ryte?,,but they r so kewt dat its rly fnny ^__^ ii luv cats!!!111!!!11,,.
Adn it wuz a Friday!
hay, BamaHern! gud to sea yu- mist yr obskuriteez.
fanks, Moscoscious! Dis b a robingsung carusoe ref.
Jes reel-eyes, mai Robinson Crusoe iz uh anti-CAThlik!
Hii onlee eetz on Fred-days!
(plz c mai preevyus post ubout teh pun been teh highestest ub teh hoomirz!
kthx
hoep we x pathz soon, must go sleepzzzz.
ratz,dis goze up by bamahern ^. boviouslee need teh sleep.
ratz allus trining 2 kum bai mii!
mai kittehs skeerz em awf!
i twied, but he eated me.
f uze Fred – i sai b kicken hiim!!!! daammmitt!
f nawt, wull, ur on ur awn!
Nao aiz confuzzulled. I couldn’t join wordpress as shna, so I’m now nightshayde wif dem… but ai shud be Shna here.
*skritchin hed* Ai doan awlwaiz getz teh modurn teknologeez.
Ai iz fiteing wif teh modurn teknologeez!!! Ai gotz a werdpress account sew ai kin git an avatar, but ai couldn’t use “Shna” as meh username there… so aiz “nightshayde” dere – but wen ai caem back ober here, ai wuz logged in as nightshayde insted uv shna… an ai tried nawt 1 but 2 postz & werdpress eeted dem (or meh compyootur did).
Ai nao haz a sad.
Dooal Identuteez.
I haz dem.
Let me show u dem.
iz bedda den doal purrsonalities-
weiz gotz dem!
gascat n momcat
oh- updat, gascat doin gud, himz wurkn hard on da ‘puter class, n a engerlish writting class wif a gramtical fussi prof. himz buzi, buzi, buzi….
himz awlso founded a nerdi comic blog kawled xkcd ( I fink) dat himz likz….
I jus hadz wun toof pulleded n another crowneded fur mai springing break fun… Iz buzi bein a wun mommi houshold, tryin ta holdz it awl tagether fur 6 moar weaks untilz we movez bak to Oregun.
fishykitteh beenz habin da sadz- skool bad, friens bein nawt nic, n jus bein a adhd 12 yer owld gurl kitteh jus bein hards. misses da daddy lotz.
butz weiz hangin in der.
wasnt ablez ta post fur loooong tim, ‘puter kept hangin up. Nic two be ablez two tawlk two you awls again!
An gud to hav yu bak! Nawt lawng to go nao, Bfore yur awl bak togebber in Oreo-gon. Hoep it jus flys bai!
fank u!
tyme bein turtlol…. wantz spoose bak! nawt lookin fourwardz 2 pakin a free stories haus again.. yud fink weed hav lez “stuff” haben dun 2 movz in 1 1/2 yers but no- stuf jus grow lik weedz!
So glad yoo can bee heer. Much as ai miss teh burgerz, if it meens yoo cud been heer insted, ai wud taek yoo!
Pore liddle fishycat. Being 12 can bee so hard. Enething wee cud doo? Enespeshul okkashun coming up we cud celerybrate wif heer – liek teh birfday parteee??
fishykitteh lubed her burfdai parti- didz I tell u shez maid a koffe cup wif awl da wishez on it? takz it ta skool mos ebery dai!
weiz startd herz on da happi pillz- seemz ta help sum. Atz dis point shez jus wanz skool ta be dunz wif. Ifnz I cud, id sendz her ta oreo gone (lik dat!) wif spoose butz dat wud getz us in tribble n der isnt aniwhere ta stai.
I’ll keepz finkin bout it…..
gascat turnin 19 on April 18th! himz gettn ta be beeeg kitteh (well….still smallish…). Dun no whut Id do wif outz him hear, himz helpz wif haus, helpz wif skool, n plais wif da fishykitteh ta mak her feelz bedda (nawt two mani 18 yr olds dat wud letz der liddle sista tickleum to def jus ta mak herz happi)!
{{{{{{gascat, momcat, fishykitteh}}}}}}}
Iz gud tu see yu, Momcat – ai em sowwy yu hadta spend spreeng break doing teh ‘toofy’ fing… but, iz done, yes? ai hoep sew…
Bein ‘ownlee parint’ iz no fun, even if it’s just fur a liddle whyle…. but – Yu kin du eet, momcat – we’re heer tu halp!
*Cheezfren Support Sqwad at teh reddy*
Hugs and hedbonks and smoos, tu yu an yars!
I kanz haz majic wand dat klenz haus, goes shopin, n getz kittehz up on tyme?
toof fing dun fur naow. Hadz beeg imfection unda da crakd molar, hadz two hab jawbon scraped…. dat wus weird…. hole nec swollen n lukz lik I wuz on da losen end ub sock on jaw…… hadz crown putz on da udder side- makz eatn innerestin… butz on da prednisone again- wantn ta eatz eberfing in site!
momcat
(oops- dat awl meiz, I furgetn mai mannrs! sry gascat….!)
Ai awlwaiz thnk grrlz taht aje r like men o paws L wimminz. Tehr hormonez iz awl outawack n it maykz us awl crazy.
Cweasic
Kitteh sez: “Mai python iympursanayshun, leyt mee showe yu iyt!”
*OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
CATurday nait smakdaown?
Ai onlee started to eatz Fred. But ai reely doezn’t liek Fred flavur, akshuallee.
Especially if you started with his feet. Who knows what he’s been stepping in?
Funny cat Kravens a god damn noob tho
Thiz not cheezburger. Thiz cat fut.=(