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whut, no kisses goodbuy?
Dolphins’ face too slippery for good kiss…your lips just slide off to one side.
Congratulayshuns Lolnascar on your top nawt-sekond. Perhaps the theme to “Flipper” would be good sillibratshun song?
yes, let us dans to flipper flipper flipper
an waves ur flipperz in da air like u just doan care!!
Woohoo! a 3-wai tye!! Yay CH, Maus an lolnascar! Kin u all agree on teh danzindrinkin? Only sawng I finks ob is “Flipper”….
Ai such a slwo typer ai missed CH identical sujjestchun…
Iz okay, as long as we can haz some choklate cake??????
I wuz juss owt in teh kichen (feedin Jenny-teh-Kween-ob-teh-Knight) an maeded sum chawklit caek, skwoze sum OJ, an cawt sum shrimpsss. Aneebuddee wanna cook dem?
An fanks for de-
-ing me 
Ise alweys happy to step inn kitchen and shrimps are one ob muh specialities How yo want dem? (Bubbahs list to follow)
das ok zauberflote…no needs for the blushin!
I fink we need full buffay dis mornin…cakes, breffest stuffs, seafood..da whole shmear!
okay, heres sum leftober yummmmmy hoemmaed peezza wif spinach, feta, blak olivez,,, owait, you want sumfin moar traditional…
Wut’s nawt tradisshunl abowt peetza 4 breftuss? Ob corse, ai liek teh cowld peetza in teh moarnin. Eesier 2 eet!
CH, how on Erf u noes dolffinz facez be too slipperee?…..NEthing u need tu tell us
I haz kissed a wide range of species. *blushes coyly*
akshullee, teh dolphin skin feels berry much like rubber…berry, berry soft…but rubbery….I goes to teh See Wurld alla time an lubs to feed dem teh stinky little fishies.
So how does they spend alla der time inna water and nawt git all pruney?
Ickshulee it fels like muktuk.
I went swimmin wif teh dollfings once. Teh hooman pplz dere said dun kiss teh dollfings becuz dere beakies are liek baseball bats. Dey move fast, it all over fur teh kissings.
I played a gaem ob fetch teh oysta shell wif a dolphin fr almoast an hower . It tossed teh shell to me to get my attenshun, i wuz like, “hunh?! didchoo dew dat on porpoise?!” chattered at me, den i tossed it bak, it wnt and cot it, tossed it toward me…i think it wuz tryin to twain me.
did it gives u a cheezburger wen u finished??
no, jest winked at me.
i fink it wuz flerting wif u. Doze dolphings be prettee slippree fellahs!
Hmmmm, den Ai gess tryieing tu snorgle a DollFinn be aowt ov teh kweshon?
Probly liek wuntyng to hugg a freightses trayne;
Tu badd, becuz dey bee sew kyoot tu luuk ayt , adn tu here der lil chitter-chatterses taulkyng!
U noe I lubz teh obskewer dansingz!!
1, 2, 3 adn awayyyyyyy wii go!
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*Skip, hoppingz to deh left,
*Bob deh hed
*Skweel,
*twirling on deh tale
*hop, skip, hop, to deh rite, chatter
*Bob deh hed adn skweel agin
*twirling on deh tale
*end wif a biiiiig splaaaaaassshh!!!
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Oh, dat wu teh funz.
Heer it am!
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Flipper_-_1964.html
I red thiz buuk cover to cover in 12hours a 6ix pack, and YOU HAVE THE BEsT CAPTION AWARD fins(HANDS)down!
If dolphins had deh opposable thumbs, they could rule thw world.
(Under kittehs’ supervision, of course.)
Mostly Harmless…
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man – for precisely the same reasons.”
I love that! (Where be it from?)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The caption on the picture is from it also.
My towel! I can’t findz my towel! How long we gotz b4 da Vogons getz here?
OHAI Douglas Adams speaker!
eezy ther. heer, u can has Pan Glaktic Gargul Balster.
God bless you and keep you, Douglas Adams, no matter where you are
in the Galaxy.
Earth still misses you.
Me too!
The anser is 42!
BUT WATZ TEH QUESTION?! lolz
Iz 6 timez 9!!!1!!1!
6×9 is 54 -__-
6×7 is 42 ^^
Hichhiekrz Gide to teh Galackzee ref FTW!!! (iz also ref uv capshun)
Amen to that
yeash-
liddle did ever species no dat da maus intilgen specis on da planet wer da mauses…
lub doglas adams- usta hearz program on da radio….
momcat
God I love Douglas Adams.
adn not to fergit yur towel
and DONT PANIc no matter wut teh Vogonz do
Jus doan use teh hunnerd dollah towelz…dey mite take ‘em.
And DON’T let them recite any poetry…
oh, datz teh wurst…
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly? thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,/ Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!
Ai has a towl wit awl teh stuff bowt hao yusful towls R awn it. Ai wun it for knoin hao mennee buks in teh HHG to teh G tree lojy. (At teh tym, 4. Nao mor) Is teh towl Ai awlwais taeks awn hollydai for teh beech – gets me teh mor innerestin chat-up lions!
Unles de Vogonz B resiteting der poetree!
42
Butt wat iz teh quezchun?
What is 6 x 7.
No, that is too simple.
What about, “How many roads must a man walk?”
but teh snawer to dat wun is, blowin in teh wind! can’t be 42!
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a cab?
OK……. He’s a cab!!!!
u furgot teh wun about teh big yellow fing.
itz ben too long,,,,, I fergits
showz lakk ob culcherul nawlij….
wut ish six times seben. dat r teh ultimate kweshtun. and teh ultimate answer
to life teh mooniverse and eberyting ish … 42 =]
D’yoo spose this iz relayted sumhow to teh phrase fur confusshion ??? “We were awl at sixes an sevens??”
da prowblem iz dat u cantz no da ultimate answr an da ultimate question in da sam uniberse…..
momcat
Concats on 3 way tye for nawt second! It’s kinda erly but I see if ty butique be open yet. What kind ob dans and bevrages yu be wantin?
lets have sum shrimp cocktails and frooty drinks
maus makes sum gud pangalactic gargle blasters, i unnerstadn, but it mae be tew eerlee any ware in this galaxee fur dem…
MMMMM.
Golden brick wrapped in a slice of lemon.
To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:
Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear (grain
alchohol) to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you
drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will
clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.
Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin to remind
you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal
amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the
Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.
Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as
we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and
experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.
Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradera Tequila, mixing it in to
commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the
vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.
Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of
the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys
through the galaxy of life.
Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Mescal, watching it
dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm
survives, drink at your own risk.
Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the
lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient
and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.
Um….I fink I’ll just stick with teh froot joose, fanks!
I had to wait to take the kitties to skools befoar I tryd that.
R U Shir dats the recipe fer Gargle blaster? Everclear, Saphire, Wild Turkey, Herradera, rum (ob yer choice?), and Gatorade – con gusano? We alwaeys used 151 run insted of Everclear, insisted on Black Seal rum, preferred El Patron, and substitued lemonade fer the Gatorade. Less hangover – more time to hear the intergalactic bulldozers. Praps we oughta meet inna Nawty barn and each bring a shaker full of our own recipes and compare. We could become non-sentient and in need of aid.
Jes maik shure Owlol frum a cupla threds bak dint geyt iynside teh
Nawty Barn adn bee wautchin yuu frum teh raftures!
Glad I did teh dansingz B4 I had mai drink!!
This bee sum powerful stuffz!!!
But it b a gr8 plezure to b drinking wif my hero.
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Q2hlZXJ6ISE=
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Encrypted? No fair…!
T0s6IG5vdCBlbmNyeXB0ZWQu
Tm8gbW9zcyBvbiBtYXVzISE=
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I gnu u’d get taht.
The “=” threw me for a minute. A lot of high-bit encrypted strings end in “=” or “==”. But then I figured you wouldn’t leave me with an unsolvable puzzle, so I applied a modicum of brain-power. Fun!
Yu prawmissed no mor coed! Ai’s afeerd Ai’s missing teh gud joeks!
I promisded SolnEsther; not yoooooooo!
OK, OK. Here’s the super-exciting recap of the codes:
Cween said “Cheerz!!”
I said “OK: not encrypted.”
Cween said “No moss on maus!!”
I hope you haven’t gotten heart palpitations or the vapors or something from the excitement.
Ai’s so glad yu let us awl shaer!
Oh, jes, us teknogeekz b sooo eggsiyting!!
uv us
hard to beeleef peepz get
:snerk:
(wut dey don’t b habbing a snerk icon???)
Iz this now teh offishul snerk icon???? Hax the Mytea Maus
spoken??? As yoo, oh tray formidable (that’s teh Fronsch fur “formidable” in cayse enewun wuz wondering wut ai ment) Maus well know – most ov us stand kwite in awe (wif teh glayzed ober aies) ov yur superior intellekt!!
*wispurrs* Pssst!!1 cweenmj – can yoo teech mee sum ov these things??? We must can has a liddle chat!!!
Hai Janet!! Yoo ben busy werking 2day?
Habnt seen yoo much heer.
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*berry berry kwietly so maus not noeing
* I b giving awae himz secretz.
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teh majikle transl8r b on teh web @
paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
wif deh h t t p stuff in frunt uv it.
but – eben if ai see it – will ai hav ene idea what it is saying??
Ai dint know befoar yoo were a champion in yur own rite. Ai ar SOOO impresst!
How an wehn did yoo lern awl ov this???
Oh – an yes – ar ar now almoast dun wif mai “dootiez” fur teh day. So sumtiem in teh corse ov teh ebening. . .
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
In a preveeus life I wuz electronic teknishun.
spended muches timez wif teh 1z & 0z; adn
teh octal adn teh hex adn eben teh
musheen langwidge. I eben remembering
teh “core memory”. Wif acktual liddle
magnetz dat u cud b seeing.
But I neber had a dongle.
Y izn’t dere anyfing about teh flolloping mattressiz?
Yeah! sum Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters sound good!
if u cood hav 1 last wish, wood u lyk a tastee fish?
if u cood hav 1 last ting, wood u lyk sum lungs too sing?
A song so beautiful that, had Paul McCartney written it, it would have allowed him to buy the entire country?
Dis r 2 purrfikt 4 me today…is mah las day on teh job afore going to new job! I tink i send dis pitcher to sum of mah cowerkers…
did dey feeds u fish?
an r u leavin old job out thruu teh ceeling?
Sum fish, mostly lukewarm pizzas. Tinking of leeving thru teh winder, but that mite meks it too eesy fur mah cowerkers to jumps owt. Mebbe just go thru teh winder in teh manijer’s office.
Beddur thru teh winder tahn habbing dim akumpanee yuu owt tu yer caur wif yur cawrdbored baux of purssunal stuf!
LOL!! Dat’s azackly wut happened…dough to be honest, it wuz moslee cuz mah soopevizor wanntid to be genlmenlee an’ carry mah stuff. (I iz in teh souf, affer all.)
I suxxors at LOLspeak so I won’t try it.
The referance is to Douglas Addams Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy series of books. I saw that a couple people got it but alot of you seemed to be floundering…
http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/bio.html
Gr8 bookz… but not nuf kitteh’s
shud to write a kitteh vershun…
instead of meeses, teh kittehs wud have designed Erf. In teh form of a ball of yarn, of course. Teh erf’s core wud be molted cheezes, fur the burgerz.
wuz dat pun intended??
“floundering”….LOL
interesting choice of werds, Araminta. It could be written with either ‘foundering’ or ‘floundering’ and be kerweck either way. Foundering means sinking, swamped, going to the bottom and floundering means flapping about like a fish outta water.
like an illprepared student asked a kwestshun (an often making a sound like ‘hummina hummina hummina’). The people nawt familiar wiff D Adams werx mite fit either definition. Very klever – kudos.
Araminta. Yoo know, yoo can awlwaiz speek ingerlish heer if yoo wantz to – but yoo can lern teh LOLspeak, too.
Wehn ai furst started, ai spoke awnlee teh Ingerlish fur kwite sum teim befoar ai had teh couraj to start riting in LOLcat.
Yoo can doo it. Yoo awnlee haz to trai.
Nonononono you got it all wrong… H2G2 was a radio series first. The books are nice except for mostly harmless, the movie is meh, the tv series is meh…. but the radio series is pure gold. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard it. Go get it. Now. Seriously. *hums Journey Of The Sorcerer*
ifn i wins teh lottree, i’m gonna put a stikynoat on mai chayr (as mai kwittn lettr) saein that “so lawng n tanks furr awl teh fish”.
*Wishes ai tot ob dat wen ai wuz laid off lass summurz*
so lawng n tank furr teh mammerees
hai awl…nubee hear! >^..^< dis muss be eest coast feed or syte, nawt so urlee hear
wich waa duz Ur wurld turn?
4AM iz west ob mee, in central tyme zone USA
iz 9 am heer
wee welcumz all nubeez, weerebber day frum
Njoi da fun
I bee in Fla…and it be 10am heer….evun doah teh ICHC site argooz abowt it.
I em pritty shure teh time is reflektive of Hawaii time…sinse dats where I bleev Cheez an Tofu ar.
ai fink tey wuz frum der. teh serbers still be der but tey be in Skeattle…….in teh rainz wit me!!
not tew complane tew muchly, yestiddy was a beautimus dai……ebbrywun was smilin an laffin. spring is here
As far as ai know – ICHC teim is Hawaii tiem.
Is usuallee a six hour teim differunce between EST an ICHCT
Ah haz mah towul. Doez u?
Planit borked, leevin fr noo hoem, kthxbai.
That …that middle panel in the picture….looks like a…a
CHEEZBURGA!
*donkee flops too floor crying dramatically*
sumboddee slap meh!
kafleen, ur donkee is missin!!
dat happuns win i doan log into wurdpress…
Oh my, oh my, Kafleen….yu ar so rite!
Ooooohhh Noooooes, Kafleen! Noe slapp yuu!
Weez be nyse tu yuu!
Luuk, Ai bakeded a caurrott, raysen, & nutt caik tu lure yuu bak adn iyt wurked!
Awlso Ai has brot a caurrott & raysen saulade, sum caurrott joos, adn caurrott maurmelayde tu goe wif teh caurrott loawf bred;
(Din’t wanna uuse teh caurrott & teh stik methoud-tuu auld fashunned adn nebbr wurks ennywai)
SOE RLLY WUNNERFULL TO HAS YUU BAK.!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAFLEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
U r too kind. Srsly.
Mebbee I needs juss a TINEE smack?
RIP, Douglas Adams.
Before he left the pool he rolled on his side and flipped flipped one of his flippers.
Tyme be 730 hear n sunny sow call
Tyme be seben furty hear, sonny sow cal
Ai has gess u canz chayng ur nayme…see preveeus stuff of Stacey, ai iz 2 noo, jes lernin
Yoo rite, GNZ donut no mai leff frum rite…dissl dislecks cornfoodz
welcome to dis group fishunkitteh – ders nawt mush you can do wrong here that will git you in trubbah as long as yer nawt too rude and yer nawt vulgar. Dese folks a rilly nyce, berry frendly, and smart. I used to be rilly smart but sints I bin here I’se lucky to keep up.
Uh oh. di no gud. menz we all is dumed!
Noe dumed!!! Jes has funses adn laffalawt.
Weez iz awl silleeee
(Wel, speekin fur maiseylfe, ennywaise)
doant panick
(sum1 had to say dis)
ha ha ha ha ha – I vote cheezeburgers for you!
I need a babel fish to understand all of this LOL speak.
You wake up. Everyhting is black. U see nothing hear nothing taste nothing smell nothing. What do u do
Hnag in dere marvin. U’ll b catching on after a wyle.
Gud thing iz: U no need teh spell chekker. Ebberything iz spelt funnee.
Hey you! I figgered owt yer little puzzle…
Feel. I wonder if it will feel warm or cold to the touch… Hand in a glass of wine… or the inside of a sperm whale’s stomach.
Open your eyes…
Iz this now teh offishul snerk icon???? Hax the Mytea Maus
spoken??? As yoo, oh tray formidable (that’s teh Fronsch fur “formidable” in cayse enewun wuz wondering wut ai ment) Maus well know – most ov us stand kwite in awe (wif teh glayzed ober aies) ov yur superior intellekt!!
*wispurrs* Pssst!! cweenmj – can yoo teech mee sum ov these things??? We must can has a liddle chat!!!
Ever the praktikul wun. . .
42!! iz teh answer!
wrong
but wut iz teh question?
hey when eva i log in afta tat i cilky hoom and den teh site logz meh out! how do ih get it teo not do dat? :surprised:
42
Douglas would be proud…
Dis es awsum! Bai bai mr. dawlfin, I miss u. ..owait dat meen planit bowt to be explowderd? oh noez!
Recapshun? how i du better dan Duglis Adamz??? iz not pozzibul!
rip, Duglis. thanx for aw de lol’s
Despite your nets of tuna fleets, we thought that most of you were sweet. Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women….
Weird. I happened to put on my So Long and Thanks For All the Fish tshirt this morning, and then logged in here to see that. *twilight zone music*
DollFinn sez hims gig hear ar dunne, adn hims hasta bee awn hiz waye;
Hims mite wynde up at See Wurld, oar mebbee Baulteemoar Kwariyum-
Dunno yett; depeynds awn howe muches dey wud awffer hym. Sez hims woan wurk fur jes mynnowes…dey has tu up teh antee.
Dollfinnz eetz anteez?? I hopes not!!
can has hitchhaikerz gaid?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love that series!! Brilliant!!
The Hitch-Swimmer’s Guide to the Ocean!
Douglas Adams…lol
<– dons peril sensitive sunglasses while contemplating a world without the author. RIP Douglas Adams.
Joolee, dis wuz teh bestest… Iz bean uh phan ov eet seence da votin’ pagez!!
Luvd teh bux… steel saddish ’bout Mr Adams… and der bolla petunias….
Allwuz felts most saddest bout teh whale. Bolla petunias wuz berry resigned to its fate.
LOL
“Not againz!”
Bux mozt azum, but moovee gud. Kitteh appruvs uv yarnamation…
an voiz of Snape az Marvin.
This particular fish-NOMer lives at the Theater of the Sea which is in Islamorada, in the Florida Keys. How do I know this? Cause I took a picture of him a few weeks ago!
Exactly,( I’m the photographer) took this shot a year or two ago when we went to florida. Still think my caption was better ( Pardon me, have you seen Lolrus’ bucket?) but then at the risk of being called a heritic I don’t realy like most of Mr Adams’ stuff unless he’s reading it.
HEY! A Ron and Fez line! Love it!!
…don’t forget your towel!
This would be perfect except the dolphins were the second smartest species on earth. They can spell. Not only that, they can etch glass.
I LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS
clever thanks
OMG Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy refrence FTW
I can haz towel? KTHXBY!
HOLY CRAP
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THAT IS FRICKIN AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D_> Did you happen to steal my idea? D:
http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x57/live4him4eva001/?action=view¤t=Solongandthanksforallthefeesh.png
See? ;-;
FOURTY-TWO
This could be, the best LOL on this website…..very possibly….
42!!!
I love that book.