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whut, no kisses goodbuy?
Dolphins’ face too slippery for good kiss…your lips just slide off to one side.
Congratulayshuns Lolnascar on your top nawt-sekond. Perhaps the theme to “Flipper” would be good sillibratshun song?
yes, let us dans to flipper flipper flipper
an waves ur flipperz in da air like u just doan care!!
Woohoo! a 3-wai tye!! Yay CH, Maus an lolnascar! Kin u all agree on teh danzindrinkin? Only sawng I finks ob is “Flipper”….
Ai such a slwo typer ai missed CH identical sujjestchun…
Iz okay, as long as we can haz some choklate cake??????
I wuz juss owt in teh kichen (feedin Jenny-teh-Kween-ob-teh-Knight) an maeded sum chawklit caek, skwoze sum OJ, an cawt sum shrimpsss. Aneebuddee wanna cook dem?
An fanks for de-
-ing me 
Ise alweys happy to step inn kitchen and shrimps are one ob muh specialities How yo want dem? (Bubbahs list to follow)
das ok zauberflote…no needs for the blushin!
I fink we need full buffay dis mornin…cakes, breffest stuffs, seafood..da whole shmear!
okay, heres sum leftober yummmmmy hoemmaed peezza wif spinach, feta, blak olivez,,, owait, you want sumfin moar traditional…
Wut’s nawt tradisshunl abowt peetza 4 breftuss? Ob corse, ai liek teh cowld peetza in teh moarnin. Eesier 2 eet!
CH, how on Erf u noes dolffinz facez be too slipperee?…..NEthing u need tu tell us
I haz kissed a wide range of species. *blushes coyly*
akshullee, teh dolphin skin feels berry much like rubber…berry, berry soft…but rubbery….I goes to teh See Wurld alla time an lubs to feed dem teh stinky little fishies.
So how does they spend alla der time inna water and nawt git all pruney?
Ickshulee it fels like muktuk.
I went swimmin wif teh dollfings once. Teh hooman pplz dere said dun kiss teh dollfings becuz dere beakies are liek baseball bats. Dey move fast, it all over fur teh kissings.
I played a gaem ob fetch teh oysta shell wif a dolphin fr almoast an hower . It tossed teh shell to me to get my attenshun, i wuz like, “hunh?! didchoo dew dat on porpoise?!” chattered at me, den i tossed it bak, it wnt and cot it, tossed it toward me…i think it wuz tryin to twain me.
did it gives u a cheezburger wen u finished??
no, jest winked at me.
i fink it wuz flerting wif u. Doze dolphings be prettee slippree fellahs!
Hmmmm, den Ai gess tryieing tu snorgle a DollFinn be aowt ov teh kweshon?
Probly liek wuntyng to hugg a freightses trayne;
Tu badd, becuz dey bee sew kyoot tu luuk ayt , adn tu here der lil chitter-chatterses taulkyng!
U noe I lubz teh obskewer dansingz!!
1, 2, 3 adn awayyyyyyy wii go!
.
*Skip, hoppingz to deh left,
*Bob deh hed
*Skweel,
*twirling on deh tale
*hop, skip, hop, to deh rite, chatter
*Bob deh hed adn skweel agin
*twirling on deh tale
*end wif a biiiiig splaaaaaassshh!!!
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Oh, dat wu teh funz.
Heer it am!
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Flipper_-_1964.html
I red thiz buuk cover to cover in 12hours a 6ix pack, and YOU HAVE THE BEsT CAPTION AWARD fins(HANDS)down!
If dolphins had deh opposable thumbs, they could rule thw world.
(Under kittehs’ supervision, of course.)
Mostly Harmless…
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons.”
I love that! (Where be it from?)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The caption on the picture is from it also.
My towel! I can’t findz my towel! How long we gotz b4 da Vogons getz here?
OHAI Douglas Adams speaker!
eezy ther. heer, u can has Pan Glaktic Gargul Balster.
God bless you and keep you, Douglas Adams, no matter where you are
in the Galaxy.
Earth still misses you.
Me too!
The anser is 42!
Hichhiekrz Gide to teh Galackzee ref FTW!!! (iz also ref uv capshun)
Amen to that
yeash-
liddle did ever species no dat da maus intilgen specis on da planet wer da mauses…
lub doglas adams- usta hearz program on da radio….
momcat
God I love Douglas Adams.
adn not to fergit yur towel
and DONT PANIc no matter wut teh Vogonz do
Jus doan use teh hunnerd dollah towelz…dey mite take ‘em.
And DON’T let them recite any poetry…
oh, datz teh wurst…
Ai has a towl wit awl teh stuff bowt hao yusful towls R awn it. Ai wun it for knoin hao mennee buks in teh HHG to teh G tree lojy. (At teh tym, 4. Nao mor) Is teh towl Ai awlwais taeks awn hollydai for teh beech - gets me teh mor innerestin chat-up lions!
Unles de Vogonz B resiteting der poetree!
42
Butt wat iz teh quezchun?
What is 6 x 7.
No, that is too simple.
What about, “How many roads must a man walk?”
but teh snawer to dat wun is, blowin in teh wind! can’t be 42!
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a cab?
OK……. He’s a cab!!!!
itz ben too long,,,,, I fergits
showz lakk ob culcherul nawlij….
wut ish six times seben. dat r teh ultimate kweshtun. and teh ultimate answer
to life teh mooniverse and eberyting ish … 42 =]
D’yoo spose this iz relayted sumhow to teh phrase fur confusshion ??? “We were awl at sixes an sevens??”
da prowblem iz dat u cantz no da ultimate answr an da ultimate question in da sam uniberse…..
momcat
Concats on 3 way tye for nawt second! It’s kinda erly but I see if ty butique be open yet. What kind ob dans and bevrages yu be wantin?
lets have sum shrimp cocktails and frooty drinks
maus makes sum gud pangalactic gargle blasters, i unnerstadn, but it mae be tew eerlee any ware in this galaxee fur dem…
MMMMM.
Golden brick wrapped in a slice of lemon.
To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:
Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml bottle of EverClear (grain
alchohol) to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you
drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will
clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.
Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin to remind
you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal
amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the
Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.
Now add 750 ml of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as
we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and
experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.
Speedily stirring, add 375 ml of Herradera Tequila, mixing it in to
commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the
vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.
Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 liter of rum in memory of
the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys
through the galaxy of life.
Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Mescal, watching it
dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm
survives, drink at your own risk.
Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the
lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient
and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.