Comments on: Dis my “hooman before coffee

By: hornbynator

hornbynator — Mon, 04 May 2009 09:12:29 +0000

LOL

By: teka

teka — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:53:47 +0000

I eemaled teh sitee

By: teka

teka — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:49:36 +0000

EY! teh tiem iz rong

By: teka

teka — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:48:16 +0000

I iz back

By: teka

teka — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:46:23 +0000

Dis is halarius it so funneh

By: lr30nd

lr30nd — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:46:50 +0000

lol,best impresion

By: Sheri_pwndbairico

Sheri_pwndbairico — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:56:06 +0000

*headbonkawndesk*

OHHHAHAHAHAHA!!

jes raedin dis maek mi laff but nebbeh has ceen dis eppysode.. lurvs teh owld SNL deyz!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:43:29 +0000

Ain itt teh troof!…oh, wate…dat’s a peece ob muzic wut teh jazzbann plaied wen ai wuz in collidge!

By: breanna

breanna — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:48:37 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahah! bed heds are funy! but serisly get sum cofee.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:02:35 +0000

Wot, no saberz?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:39:11 +0000

yah, cuz bof are awll slobberee an droooooolee an bof hav bad breff an bof maeks too much noyse an bof is uber annoing to dose rouwnd tehm…. weyt a minit…

dere is no diffrens. which splains whai the goggees r mornin things.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:36:49 +0000

kittehs see ded peepl?

an has vishuns uv sugrplums dans thru their heds?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:18:08 +0000

himz is wun troll whut duznt need to colleckt teh troll toll… he gits the brrgrs neways.

*pats teh floofy pink hare*

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:29:36 +0000

This the one in Georgia? We’s going first weekend in May to catch the sheep-herdin dawgs demonstration, and is Scottish specialty w/e, too, I think…

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:23:47 +0000

Hmmm, nao I reeelize dat kittehs spend a LOT uv time rollin on da floor… dey ackshoolee rofling at me? Say it issint troo!!!
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We hadda kitten wuns, had bloo eyes, so I calld him Frank. He wuz on da bed, saw sumpin owt da window an walkt toward it. Did da cartoon ‘walkin in spayce’ ting fur a fyoo steps befour he went down, but OH, we lafft an lafft fur yeerz bowt dat wun!!! We hadda find Frank a noo home, sadly, cuz we wuz in da militaree at dat time. He wuz a weerd wun….

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:15:11 +0000

I kno, MO’S, yoo put dem in to see if dey wuz lookin, cuz by da time dey git to da biblios, no wun is payin attenshun!!!
Iz good plan!
Put in ref to a webpayj, an when dey git der, it sez “Just checkin to see if yoo wood look!” LOL!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:11:53 +0000

Haha, if yoo dun kno whut yoo rote, an DEY cant figger owt whut yoo rote, but yoozd awl da big wurds liek SolnEsther sed, yoo is SHOOR to pass yor feces!!! Umm, wayt, dat didunt sown rite….
Uv corse, da feces iz sposta mek yoo sown constimipaytid!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:08:55 +0000

EEEE, can hardlee wayt fur tumorrow, we’z gwine to RenFaire openin day fur mai fren’z dawturs 14th birfday! Yoo go Hannah!!! An we go too!!!

Will be such funs, I LUB Hannah, she da kewlest kid I eber seen grow up!! An she mayd da lotree to git into High Tech High School neckst yeer, if she duzzint git into da magnit skool wif da bagpipe band!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:05:39 +0000

TOADALEE!!!!!

I’d gib yoo burrgrrs, but dey z gone nao…. 50 bazillyun burrgrrs to sten.d, just on prinsipull!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:04:21 +0000

HAHAHA!!! I dun memmer dat seen, I gwine hafta look on mai SNL dvds….

Kitteh do look liek bad acktur in a deff seen!!!!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:01:38 +0000

lol!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:51:41 +0000

Kitteh luuks liek her haz sum baddest newses;

Ai fink teh lellow Lolbradoar tole her taht Fryskees staupped maikin ‘See Fuud Medlee’ adn taht Sheba weynt owt ov bizzness;

(Nawt troo ov coarse; hims jes sez taht tu geyt ebben wif her fur hydeing hims favrit skeekee toi.)

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:43:41 +0000

Mai kitted duz dat 2.

Won dai, she rolled ovur and falled offa da bed. Ai furst (nawt-seckund) maed shure hur was ok, but den ai startid laffin b-cawze da luk on hur fayse rite b4 hur felled was “Oh Sh*t.” LOL

Ai no tink hur ebber forgivded mi 4 dat.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:41:04 +0000

Goggie, groggie… Iz awl da saem! LOL

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:27:04 +0000

Hunny, tahts hiss-stare–tickle! SOOO menny Lolz tihs moarnin!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:24:45 +0000

Oh, 4 a seccund, ai fot u sed xtra goggie! Mai silleh, let mee sho u it!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:21:47 +0000

OOOOHHHH, LOLlerskates! dat’s orful! Ai lubs it!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:17:32 +0000

Mai kittehs langwidge teecher yewsed 2 sai, So Happy Itz Thursday!

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:28:44 +0000

Bill da Cat?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:43:32 +0000

HAR!! Does yawl know the joke about wut kind of Engineer God mus be? One guy say he must be mechanical because of the design of the skeletal an musculature systems of the body and anuuder say hes obvious a chemical engineer jest look at the interplay of protiens and fats and amino acids in the digestive and circulatory systems and annuder say Pshahh God is obvious an Electrical enginee jest look at the brain and nervous system all werking on micro volts an finally some nebish say dat God is clearly a civil engineer and dey all larf at him and ax Why? an he say “Who elst would design a system wiff a sewage pipe running frew a major recreation area?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:27 +0000

I unnerstans dat you were jest habben fun wid the extra entries and that you had allah stuff rekwired fer the task but back to the sox I alreaddy hab enuff , the liddle bit extra mite be thought of as for free or lagniappe

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:09 +0000

Oh, I nevur rebukes mah bebehs. Itd be no yoose. I jus *sigh*. But when dey wawk into a door or skid on teh bafroom mat when havin the after-suppe crazees, it makes me laff an then tehy get all offendud.

By: trtskh

trtskh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:24:41 +0000

a hawt choklid wiv koshur marshmallowz wud halp, plz .

By: trtskh

trtskh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:20:51 +0000

i alwez fawt iz wuz troppik ob cancurr dat runz thru baltimoar. mebbeh im rong

By: trtskh

trtskh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:19:38 +0000

wau dis konvo juss got wierd.

By: trtskh

trtskh — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:17:20 +0000

iz ok solnesthr, i dun finks i knoez wut i roat abowt eethur. i jus hoapz taht
teh ppl hoo graydz it r bull ob unnerstenning (yea rite), nd lets me pass nd grajuwaytnd stuf, cuz 1 moar yurr in kool skool: DO NOT WANT

By: eubie

eubie — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:12:22 +0000

Yeah. Gushifuds is gonna fix da mornin brefs. Wii awl beleeb dat!

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:03:03 +0000

I just misread that at ‘tropic of feces’ – is that the line that passes thru baltimore?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:00:44 +0000

habbent we awl

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:58:32 +0000

pls to noet dat i did moar dan rekwired by teh assinemint, so derefoar the extra entrees were nawt mint to deseeve in such a wae as to git me owt ob werk (it akshully tuk moar werk to maek up humorous bogus entrees).

as to teh sok thing- nawt goin dere, sol.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:56:03 +0000

kittehs can be sensitive to ruff treatment, I rekkomends only the most gentlest of rebukes. Nawt productive the yelling or harsh werds and if yer hasta make fun ob sumone, yer bes targit is yerseff

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:46:42 +0000

it’s blue steel !!! it’s … beautiful ?

By: besmall

besmall — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:45:33 +0000

“topic of yr feces” LOL!! u maed me choke on lunchez!!

I have maed a feces too..

By: s.t.e.n.d.

s.t.e.n.d. — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:45:07 +0000

…aaack

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:41:34 +0000

so if puttin a couple ob extra entries in the bibliog ain’t padding do dat mean dat iffen I puts an extry roll of sweat socks in my shorts thats nawt padding?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:37:52 +0000

yeh, himz mean too!! ai gess we noes owrselfs bettern innywun

nah yous nawt too means….. ai noes wair yew wuz cummin frum

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:11:33 +0000

Ohai Kafleen,
Ai r soooooo glad yew stayed tew plai wib us.We am Ritcher faw it.
.
Ai haz a kwestyun. Wer yew get mah Photo frum? Heee!!!
Dis am definitlee me befoar kawfee intayke ebree mornin!!!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:54 +0000

Hahahahahah!!!
Yew jess britend mai dai!!!!!!!!
Yew sownded jess lyke mah Daddeh sayin dat.!!!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:07:43 +0000

I allus new mah kittehs maed fun of me when Im not lukin…I bet they sits aroun all day doin impreshuns an rofling. Den they get mad when I laffs at tehm for doin sumthin doofus.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:00:09 +0000

well, i didnt pad the bilbliographeeeses. i allwaes had wae moar tahn teh rekwired minimum ob legit wunz.
i just added in xtra entrees.