Dis my “hooman before coffee
in teh morning” impressionz.
mebbeh dont waek up da hoominz sew early nd dey be betteh.
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Oh Hai…ai juss had a horrible dreem
N Ai finkz ai needs a hug
n sum snorglez
n sum gushie fud
n a new toi 2
n mebby U kin git rid ob da goggie naow
HUGZ seem 2 bee in ordr 4 u! {{{{GNZ}}}}
Kitteh has nawt too meny demands first ting after wakin up.
Kitteh luks lik she sayin “erg, I has mornin bref, gimme sum gushifuds to fix dat’.
Yeah. Gushifuds is gonna fix da mornin brefs. Wii awl beleeb dat!
concats on teh nawt sekkund! duz u haz teh rekwest 4 teh dans an bebburage?
Gud mornin Rosie, N fank U
Hawt chokklit oar hawt tea iz fien.
Wif dis kitteh’z twisted faiz, mebby wee kin do da Twist?
Ai fink dat Twistin tyme is heer *cuz itz almoz Caturdai,liek Shaungrl sed*
*preparz teh trae un hawt chokklit an hawt tea*
*pushez teh tea cart arown teh chzland an delibburz teh bebburagez*
ai wil luk 4 teh muzik nao! BRB
sawry! ai am habbin turribl tiem wit mai wifi! sumonez iz trien 2 axcess
it dat iz nawt meh an it keepz cuttin meh off! *sigh*
if sumonez cud get teh Twist frum teh grate Chubby Checker, ai wud
be moas grateful!
Hab teh grate pre Catudae if ai looze u guise!
Dat iz Okaay, Rosie,
Wee all knoez hauw 2 Twist
Twist N twurlz…raownz N raownz…upz N daownz
Liek wee didz lass summerz
Twistie aginz..twissin tyme iz heeer
*falz down, X-hawsted (2 much funz)*
Hah Rosie, I misunnerstood yer post, I fot yew were habben trubbah wif yue wife
I unnerstans, I is sumtimes afraid sumone is trine to access my wife, shes perty hawt so I kaint blame dem fer trine. But dey gonna hafta git thru a whole lotta me afore dey git to her.
lol!
Morning!!! Hoep this duz it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5PqydMA1kA
Tankz Janet, dat wuz fun
*boi, datz sum shinee suit himz waerin,
luks reel polished N brite*
Himz nawt so chubby den neefur
o fanks Janet! ai habbin teh wurst tiem 2 dae wit teh intruderz!
Hi JCH40000000000000K; abowt teh Cheezfrens site – go tehre nao; go to “Databases”, tehn go to “ICHC names”. Tihs tells yu hoo’s hoo. It’s nawt kompleet, Dmarie had to amind us to fill it in, but its a beeg halp. Lawts ob frens hoo carnt maek it heer, at teh moment, can maek it tehre.
Fanks for teh tee, Rosie! Yu jus britenend mai day.
rosebud
wut in teh wurld can teh kittizen b twakin ’bout?
Kane ref FTW!! I larffed at the Citizen Kane spoof on SNL when Belushi was the dyin Kane and he sed ‘Rosebud’ followed later by ‘Henri’ and den sed ‘wifmus’ and den ‘tardandmayo’. Har – hims placing a sammich order: ‘rosebud henri wifmustard an mayo’
HAHAHA!!! I dun memmer dat seen, I gwine hafta look on mai SNL dvds….
Kitteh do look liek bad acktur in a deff seen!!!!
*headbonkawndesk*
OHHHAHAHAHAHA!!
jes raedin dis maek mi laff but nebbeh has ceen dis eppysode.. lurvs teh owld SNL deyz!!
…aaack
Bill da Cat?
TOADALEE!!!!!
I’d gib yoo burrgrrs, but dey z gone nao…. 50 bazillyun burrgrrs to sten.d, just on prinsipull!!!
himz is wun troll whut duznt need to colleckt teh troll toll… he gits the brrgrs neways.
*pats teh floofy pink hare*
I iz teh rabbid Hampsta!
Yeah, but youz shud see UR face abter you ben nippin’. Kitteh hav no room for to be funnin teh huminz. Now war mah bukkit cup, I needs coffee.
Happey Caturday Eve Everbodese!!!!!!
An 2 u an yorz 2! An mai dawter kitteh startz teh Spring brake dis aftrnoon!
Dare bee no gettin up at teh un ceeilinggodlee our ub 5 AM! YEA
YAaaaay fur da brakez!!!1!
Njoi da lait sleepinz!
Tanks, tomorrer when itz caturday I hopes to be happier. Ise remided of old joke about the blond gurl inna elevator when guy git on and she say T.G.I.F.! all perky and he luk at her and say S.H.I.T. An she say no, T.G.I.F. all smiley and cute and he say S.H.I.T. an she say T.G.I.F. u noes ‘Thanks God Its Friday’ and he say S.H.I.T – Sorry Hunney Its Thursday.
Bwahaha….I gotta remmemmer dat wun!
Mai kittehs langwidge teecher yewsed 2 sai, So Happy Itz Thursday!
EEEE, can hardlee wayt fur tumorrow, we’z gwine to RenFaire openin day fur mai fren’z dawturs 14th birfday! Yoo go Hannah!!! An we go too!!!
Will be such funs, I LUB Hannah, she da kewlest kid I eber seen grow up!! An she mayd da lotree to git into High Tech High School neckst yeer, if she duzzint git into da magnit skool wif da bagpipe band!
This the one in Georgia? We’s going first weekend in May to catch the sheep-herdin dawgs demonstration, and is Scottish specialty w/e, too, I think…
it’s blue steel !!! it’s … beautiful ?
dis am truf
i can has not second?
That is purrrfect! Laughed so hard my coffee splurtz on the screen!
Sadly that impression is so accurate! Well except my hair tends to go all over the place.
dis kitteh impressez meh: dis wut i lookz liek nao, i stayz up awl nite writen mai thesus foar teh dedline dis tunite. i can haz slp plz? thx
Ugh dedlynes are nawt fun Trotsky, wuts topic of yer feces and wut kind a hep you needs? You want me to make up sum stuff or concawkt a fake bibliograf or perhaps some footsnote wif verisimilatood?
I’ll frow in sum big werdz an sum scholarly obfuscatshuns an make it the sorta fing dat perfessurs rilly lyke. A few sylligisms and sum regressive logics, I even know wut ‘beg the kwestshun’ is supposed te mean. Lemme know if you needs muh hep.
wups, I meant recurrsive lojix, I guess as a demonstrashun of muh eruditshuns and articulashuns I has cum up short. Nebbe mind, I prolly don’t know nuffin about yer topic anyhaus. Ur on ur own, sry.
iz ok solnesthr, i dun finks i knoez wut i roat abowt eethur. i jus hoapz taht
teh ppl hoo graydz it r bull ob unnerstenning (yea rite), nd lets me pass nd grajuwaytnd stuf, cuz 1 moar yurr in kool skool: DO NOT WANT
Haha, if yoo dun kno whut yoo rote, an DEY cant figger owt whut yoo rote, but yoozd awl da big wurds liek SolnEsther sed, yoo is SHOOR to pass yor feces!!! Umm, wayt, dat didunt sown rite….
Uv corse, da feces iz sposta mek yoo sown constimipaytid!
ooooo. sowy i mist dis. i lub makin up faek bibliografy entrees! i aer purtee gud at eat, too. my huzban steel laffz & tellz frenz bout sum ob teh wunz i pwnd orf…
mO’S Ise shocked Shocked! we hef alweys held you up as a shining eksample of rectitude and forfritenesses. An naoh youse admit to sum prevaricakin in the biblios inna past? Apalling. Off to the nawty barn wiff yew. I’ll be by presently wiff a shaker ob blasters an we can larf an reminish over summa da capers we may or may not haff pulled off in our checkered pasts.
well, i didnt pad the bilbliographeeeses. i allwaes had wae moar tahn teh rekwired minimum ob legit wunz.
i just added in xtra entrees.
so if puttin a couple ob extra entries in the bibliog ain’t padding do dat mean dat iffen I puts an extry roll of sweat socks in my shorts thats nawt padding?
pls to noet dat i did moar dan rekwired by teh assinemint, so derefoar the extra entrees were nawt mint to deseeve in such a wae as to git me owt ob werk (it akshully tuk moar werk to maek up humorous bogus entrees).
as to teh sok thing- nawt goin dere, sol.
wau dis konvo juss got wierd.
I unnerstans dat you were jest habben fun wid the extra entries and that you had allah stuff rekwired fer the task but back to the sox I alreaddy hab enuff , the liddle bit extra mite be thought of as for free or lagniappe
I kno, MO’S, yoo put dem in to see if dey wuz lookin, cuz by da time dey git to da biblios, no wun is payin attenshun!!!
Iz good plan!
Put in ref to a webpayj, an when dey git der, it sez “Just checkin to see if yoo wood look!” LOL!
“topic of yr feces” LOL!! u maed me choke on lunchez!!
I have maed a feces too..
habbent we awl
I just misread that at ‘tropic of feces’ – is that the line that passes thru baltimore?
i alwez fawt iz wuz troppik ob cancurr dat runz thru baltimoar. mebbeh im rong
HAR!! Does yawl know the joke about wut kind of Engineer God mus be? One guy say he must be mechanical because of the design of the skeletal an musculature systems of the body and anuuder say hes obvious a chemical engineer jest look at the interplay of protiens and fats and amino acids in the digestive and circulatory systems and annuder say Pshahh God is obvious an Electrical enginee jest look at the brain and nervous system all werking on micro volts an finally some nebish say dat God is clearly a civil engineer and dey all larf at him and ax Why? an he say “Who elst would design a system wiff a sewage pipe running frew a major recreation area?
OOOOHHHH, LOLlerskates! dat’s orful! Ai lubs it!
a hawt choklid wiv koshur marshmallowz wud halp, plz
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wel! u mite getz sebberul utube linkeez at once! dey nawt showin up nao, ub corse! *sigh*
Datz OK Rosie, wee all knoez da twist by hartz!
Twistin N twerlin…upz N downs…rownd N rownz
Liek wee didz lass summurz…twisty agin
Twissin tyme iz heeer
I am very unhappy about muh ‘chubby knukles’. Muh typing is prolly down below twenny werds a minnum (nawt counting mistakes). At dis rate come June awl be typing by the Hawaiin mefod (Whack-a-key). Even iffen I do ebber see a ‘No Comments’ agin by the time I hits the ‘add comment’ bawx twelve minnum and forteen comment hab gone by.
yoo cud allwayz just type in FURST!!!
fergit dat! der is sum kranky old fart owt der who yells at folks fer bean nawt clevver whin deyre nawt sekkund, I kin do wiffout the verbal beatin frum dat awld basti. . . oh hai, um, nyce wever today, er, doncha tink… kthxbai.
*pat pat pat*
i likes you, SolnE
Hahahahahah!!!
Yew jess britend mai dai!!!!!!!!
Yew sownded jess lyke mah Daddeh sayin dat.!!!
yeh, himz mean too!! ai gess we noes owrselfs bettern innywun
nah yous nawt too means….. ai noes wair yew wuz cummin frum
pfff… pfff.. what do you want… pff pff
o yahh?? wel DIS be mai “kitteh aftr too much kibbl” impreshun!
[WOKKIT] [WOKKIT] [WOKKIT] [WOKKIT]…
urgl.
OMG!!1! it be likes looking into a mirra!!!
hmmm…how is kitteh see what I looks like? Be dis it be da all seeing/knowing ceiling cat makins funz of meh???
Naw, Ceiling Cat not krewl. But kittehs can can has clear buoy ant vizzion, n dey
sees tings.
Ceeling Cat be totul PERV, tho.
kittehs see ded peepl?
an has vishuns uv sugrplums dans thru their heds?
Wait, no…that’s MY human!
tat impreshun is evul, kill it, kiil it with fyaz!
Dis mornin, dat’s mi eben aftur da coffee! Da raynstormz kept waken mi up so ai’m extra-groggie.
Ai can has sleepin in on Caturday?
Oh, 4 a seccund, ai fot u sed xtra goggie! Mai silleh, let mee sho u it!
Goggie, groggie… Iz awl da saem! LOL
yah, cuz bof are awll slobberee an droooooolee an bof hav bad breff an bof maeks too much noyse an bof is uber annoing to dose rouwnd tehm…. weyt a minit…
dere is no diffrens. which splains whai the goggees r mornin things.
Ain itt teh troof!…oh, wate…dat’s a peece ob muzic wut teh jazzbann plaied wen ai wuz in collidge!
DIS bee a sertunn famblee memburr in mah howse beefore coffee:
dept.physics.upenn.edu/~wk/tu/Frog-2.jpg
O, wait…datt bee ALL teh time..
http://dept.physics.upenn.edu/~wk/tu/Frog-2.jpg
AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
kyoot kreechur, but pls to bee warnin uz ob the size-
Ohai Kafleen,
Ai r soooooo glad yew stayed tew plai wib us.We am Ritcher faw it.
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Ai haz a kwestyun. Wer yew get mah Photo frum? Heee!!!
Dis am definitlee me befoar kawfee intayke ebree mornin!!!!
Hunny, tahts hiss-stare–tickle! SOOO menny Lolz tihs moarnin!
I allus new mah kittehs maed fun of me when Im not lukin…I bet they sits aroun all day doin impreshuns an rofling. Den they get mad when I laffs at tehm for doin sumthin doofus.
kittehs can be sensitive to ruff treatment, I rekkomends only the most gentlest of rebukes. Nawt productive the yelling or harsh werds and if yer hasta make fun ob sumone, yer bes targit is yerseff
Oh, I nevur rebukes mah bebehs. Itd be no yoose. I jus *sigh*. But when dey wawk into a door or skid on teh bafroom mat when havin the after-suppe crazees, it makes me laff an then tehy get all offendud.
Mai kitted duz dat 2.
Won dai, she rolled ovur and falled offa da bed. Ai furst (nawt-seckund) maed shure hur was ok, but den ai startid laffin b-cawze da luk on hur fayse rite b4 hur felled was “Oh Sh*t.” LOL
Ai no tink hur ebber forgivded mi 4 dat.
Hmmm, nao I reeelize dat kittehs spend a LOT uv time rollin on da floor… dey ackshoolee rofling at me? Say it issint troo!!!
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We hadda kitten wuns, had bloo eyes, so I calld him Frank. He wuz on da bed, saw sumpin owt da window an walkt toward it. Did da cartoon ‘walkin in spayce’ ting fur a fyoo steps befour he went down, but OH, we lafft an lafft fur yeerz bowt dat wun!!! We hadda find Frank a noo home, sadly, cuz we wuz in da militaree at dat time. He wuz a weerd wun….
Kitteh luuks liek her haz sum baddest newses;
Ai fink teh lellow Lolbradoar tole her taht Fryskees staupped maikin ‘See Fuud Medlee’ adn taht Sheba weynt owt ov bizzness;
(Nawt troo ov coarse; hims jes sez taht tu geyt ebben wif her fur hydeing hims favrit skeekee toi.)
Wot, no saberz?
hahahahahahahahahahah! bed heds are funy! but serisly get sum cofee.
lol,best impresion
Dis is halarius it so funneh
I iz back
EY! teh tiem iz rong
I eemaled teh sitee
LOL