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r yoo goin 2 save lois lane awlso?

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Maus

Up… Up… and Awaaaaaaaay!

Cookie's Human

Super congrats, Maus, on the top nawt - sekond! We’ll screen all food and drinks today 4 kriptonyte.

Maus

Fanks. We wudnt wunt teh kitteh to lose his powerses…

Shna

Speshulee nawt in midayr.

 
 
 
Annie

Concatshoelashuns Maus!

Wut song wud u liek?

Awl ai can think uf that iz sort uf relayted is “Secret Ajent Man”

Ai has a frenz woo thowt it wuz “Secret Asian Man”

Maus

How ’bout teh song “Krypyonite” by Three Door Down?

mary O'Spockn

hearz teh lyrix sinz you no can haz yootubes:

I took a walk around the world to
Ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the
Dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
To do with you
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak
But your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
Never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
Not for me then you would be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well will you be
There holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with my
Superhuman might
Kryptonite

mary O'Spockn

yikes- posted teh pg13 vershun-

 
 
scruffykat

Mity Mous ‘n’ Bat Dude aint got nuttin on diz kat! flys better, writes poems and doesn’t need no dum cape!!

Shna

Nooooe Caaaaaype!!! Deyz daynjeruss, yew noe.

Shna

Stoopy werdpretzel put teh commint in teh rong playce.

Shna

:oops:

Nebbur maind. Wuz in rong playce tew start, den moovded tew rite playce aftur ai maed sekund commint.

Iz nawt Aypril Fuls ennymoar — werdpretzel shud nawt mess wif meh hed.

 
scruffykat

daz ok, Iz dixlectic, cant reed rite ore sple. LOLtalk mezzez me up reelbad, uno. The songs still cool tho.

 
 
 
 
onceajinx

I lurves dis sawng! Iz on mai mp3 playr an I rawk owt to it a lot!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh!!! *sniff* Tehese lyriks ar vereee tuching. Ai did nawt know this song befoar. Now ai think ai will lissen to teh video so thotfullee provided bai ar deer maryO.

Sheri

OHai JCH4K!
i has fwendz who did it as kar-oh-key funz wun tiemz during teh soopeh-bol haf-tiem.. it was.. cat-ster-ikal! (i ges i cud sey it wuz a cat-es-trofee 2? lol!).

neweyz, i has a big laff wen dey singz it.. :lol:

Sheri

ack… STOOPY WURD-pwess.. grr… putz MAI cawment AWL teh wey at teh endz.. poo..

oh wellz! :-)

Sheri

oooooooh!!!! (nao aiz luk dum.. wurd-pwess maek mi luk stoopy!).. ohai ebbebuddee.. :lol:

stwetchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… yawnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. :sleepy:

i can has sweep nao?! ges i betteh.. i getz up eerlier awn sundeyz than awn caturdeys..

nite awl! :-)

 
 
 
 
 
Kat

What about that song? Its horrible! Besides, this lolcat is way better than that terrible song.

 
 
jamamakitty

wus sposed to be under Secret Asian Man

Annie

Hehe. That wud hab been veree funnee if that wuz teh reel nayme of teh somg!

 
 
 
 
Tidmum

Concatulayshuns Maus on yer nawtsekkund ffl an Ty wib MaryO’,
Whut wud yew lyke fur sillybrayshuns dis Fryedegg ?

 
mary O'Spockn

congratz mitee Maus. we can haz ty?

mary O'Spockn

uh ohes…ze fronsch…
i haz nawt bin takin teh teeny tinee doze ob fronsch wif teh iokane, bekuz it haz an interakshun wif the malarya meds and teh espanich…
*tipz preekaryuslee on teh tredmill…*

mary O'Spockn

i aer feline a lil dizzee hear…

Maus

Hao cans yoo tell? Yoo iz alwais a liddle dizzee… :cool:

mary O'Spockn

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mary O'Spockn

i noes dat teh kittehz is berry kyuriyus so if yew wantz to tramslamate dis stuff, hearz teh linkee
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/

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SolnEsther

Knawk it off wiff the speakinf Fronsch! Is rude :?

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mary O'Spockn

lo siento, senor. tengo un “dongle” en mi cabeza y
estoy un “chin” loc0.

 
mary O'Spockn

http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/tr

howsomever, teh “chin” is slang in teh Republica Dominicana…

 
cweenmj

Fronsh?!?!!?
Ce n’était pas français !
C’est français.

 
onceajinx

Je non pas parlez Grenoille
I fink dat spelt rite…

 
SolnEsther

mary is the dongle in yer head an upgrade or a repair?
I’se nawt yet been to Republica Dominica, wut ‘chin’ mean der??

 
mary O'Spockn

“chin” prune ounced cheeen, meanz a teenytiney amount.
as fur the dongle, i stuk it k in my eer to block the sownd ob a bagpipe attak.
caem frum Maus- so, argyouably it is a nupgraed?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mantini

Motiv-mot- uhm. postr dat maeks kitteh feel gud bout hisself mus werk pretty gud ifz kitteh iz flyn!!

 
 
mary O'Spockn

fastah dan a kitteh who heers teh canopener…

mary O'Spockn

…able to leap small goggies in a singul bownd…

mary O'Spockn

r♫ hear he cums to save the daaaaaaay!

.
o, wayte, datz mitee maus.

zipper

spede of litening, rore of thudner,
mitey foa uv awl hoo pludner…

.
o, wayte, datz under gog

mary O'Spockn

datz teh goggie dat super cat lept ober in a singul bownd.

 
 
 
Cookie's Human

I’ve seen sum big doggies get leaped over by super-kittehs!

cweenmj

I wuz habbing teh super kitteh cum runningz and jumpz ober the
garden pond and hoppingz up onto teh windoe sill in teh middul
uv teh nite. Teh bigg doggie chasing her not noeing dere wuz
a pond. I waking up 2 teh giant splashing soundz. kitteh on windoe sill
awl calm adn “I not noeing wut hiz problem b”. Teh doggie cliyming
out uv pond wif deh stinkee pond oozez awl ober him adn hedding
4 himz home. I laffing az b I letting kitteh in frew deh windoe.
I still ROFL wen I b thinkingz uv it menny yrs l8r. Her wuz beeing
bestest, smartest kitteh.

 
Shna

@@@@@ fer teh kitteh!!!

OMCC dat jus maed meh laff bery hard.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Awww!! Whut a grate storeee.. Maed mee laff (thankz).

altosinger

Yew okay, Janet? {{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} Ai’ll bee prayin foar yoo.

 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

concerning kittehs and can openers: it be a scientiffk fact that there iz no smaller frakshun of time than between the period of starting the can opener, and the arrival of a demanding, pleading kitteh.

Tidmum

Sayme fur goggiez an teh Bikkie cubberd!!!
Well in mah Daddehs howse ennewai!
Cunsidderin Mungo am parshully deff,he can shore heer dat handle bein tutched. :lol:

 
Duffy

I has even PIKD UP teh can opunur in teh kitschen, not efen using it yet, an find mahself surrownded by twining kittehs.
Deh I opun a can of baked beens or sumthin an they get all crankee.

Shna

LOL - datz happunded to meh tew! Ai fink I cayved & opuned sum of der fud cuz ai felt badlee.

Guilt. Let me show u it - an let me asw… assu… assway… maek it beddur.

altosinger

Ai yewsed 2 hab 2 lett mah Felicia smel so’z sheenew it reely wuz peeple fud, nott teh kitteh fud.

 
 
 
 
Tidmum

Concatyewlayshuns MaryO’ awn yaw ty wib Maus fur nawt sekkund ffl.
Whut rekwests duz yew hab awn dis marbelluss Fryedegg eebnin?

 
jamamakitty

@@@@@@ mrowwwwwwwwwww

 
 
Cookie's Human

Super Kitteh - the cat o’ steele!

gremlin

*speechless*

Wow, whutta grayt pikshor! Lukkit teh angle uv teh flyte. Lukkit teh loft he’s gittin! Teh posishun uv teh tayl! Teh wee pink paw padz on teh landiing geer. Teh whyt belleh fuzz just fur snorglin. Thats wun well-ekwipped felion ayrkraft!

AWESOME SHOT!!

Cookie's Human

All 10’s except from da East German judge, and a 9.7 from him!

jamamakitty

all 10s except from Carrie Ann Inaba……… seh gibes teh 9