Going to Stop Lex Luthor
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r yoo goin 2 save lois lane awlso?
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Super congrats, Maus, on the top nawt – sekond! We’ll screen all food and drinks today 4 kriptonyte.
Fanks. We wudnt wunt teh kitteh to lose his powerses…
Speshulee nawt in midayr.
Concatshoelashuns Maus!
Wut song wud u liek?
Awl ai can think uf that iz sort uf relayted is “Secret Ajent Man”
Ai has a frenz woo thowt it wuz “Secret Asian Man”
How ’bout teh song “Krypyonite” by Three Door Down?
hearz teh lyrix sinz you no can haz yootubes:
I took a walk around the world to
Ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah
I watched the world float to the
Dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
To do with you
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end
If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite
You called me strong, you called me weak
But your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
Never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
Not for me then you would be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground
If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well will you be
There holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side with my
Superhuman might
Kryptonite
fur doze hu has teh yootoobz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdubINqgzig
yikes- posted teh pg13 vershun-
Mity Mous ‘n’ Bat Dude aint got nuttin on diz kat! flys better, writes poems and doesn’t need no dum cape!!
Nooooe Caaaaaype!!! Deyz daynjeruss, yew noe.
Stoopy werdpretzel put teh commint in teh rong playce.
Nebbur maind. Wuz in rong playce tew start, den moovded tew rite playce aftur ai maed sekund commint.
Iz nawt Aypril Fuls ennymoar — werdpretzel shud nawt mess wif meh hed.
daz ok, Iz dixlectic, cant reed rite ore sple. LOLtalk mezzez me up reelbad, uno. The songs still cool tho.
I lurves dis sawng! Iz on mai mp3 playr an I rawk owt to it a lot!
Oh!!! *sniff* Tehese lyriks ar vereee tuching. Ai did nawt know this song befoar. Now ai think ai will lissen to teh video so thotfullee provided bai ar deer maryO.
OHai JCH4K!
i has fwendz who did it as kar-oh-key funz wun tiemz during teh soopeh-bol haf-tiem.. it was.. cat-ster-ikal! (i ges i cud sey it wuz a cat-es-trofee 2? lol!).
neweyz, i has a big laff wen dey singz it..
ack… STOOPY WURD-pwess.. grr… putz MAI cawment AWL teh wey at teh endz.. poo..
oh wellz!
oooooooh!!!! (nao aiz luk dum.. wurd-pwess maek mi luk stoopy!).. ohai ebbebuddee..
stwetchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… yawnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. :sleepy:
i can has sweep nao?! ges i betteh.. i getz up eerlier awn sundeyz than awn caturdeys..
nite awl!
What about that song? Its horrible! Besides, this lolcat is way better than that terrible song.
it’s nawt??
wus sposed to be under Secret Asian Man
Hehe. That wud hab been veree funnee if that wuz teh reel nayme of teh somg!
Concatulayshuns Maus on yer nawtsekkund ffl an Ty wib MaryO’,
Whut wud yew lyke fur sillybrayshuns dis Fryedegg ?
congratz mitee Maus. we can haz ty?
Yes, we cans Mais Oui!
uh ohes…ze fronsch…
i haz nawt bin takin teh teeny tinee doze ob fronsch wif teh iokane, bekuz it haz an interakshun wif the malarya meds and teh espanich…
*tipz preekaryuslee on teh tredmill…*
Dongle! Engage!
i aer feline a lil dizzee hear…
Hao cans yoo tell? Yoo iz alwais a liddle dizzee…
moi?
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i noes dat teh kittehz is berry kyuriyus so if yew wantz to tramslamate dis stuff, hearz teh linkee
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/
Knawk it off wiff the speakinf Fronsch! Is rude
lo siento, senor. tengo un “dongle” en mi cabeza y
estoy un “chin” loc0.
http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/tr
howsomever, teh “chin” is slang in teh Republica Dominicana…
Fronsh?!?!!?
Ce n’était pas français !
C’est français.
Je non pas parlez Grenoille
I fink dat spelt rite…
mary is the dongle in yer head an upgrade or a repair?
I’se nawt yet been to Republica Dominica, wut ‘chin’ mean der??
“chin” prune ounced cheeen, meanz a teenytiney amount.
as fur the dongle, i stuk it k in my eer to block the sownd ob a bagpipe attak.
caem frum Maus- so, argyouably it is a nupgraed?
Motiv-mot- uhm. postr dat maeks kitteh feel gud bout hisself mus werk pretty gud ifz kitteh iz flyn!!
fastah dan a kitteh who heers teh canopener…
…able to leap small goggies in a singul bownd…
r♫ hear he cums to save the daaaaaaay!
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o, wayte, datz mitee maus.
spede of litening, rore of thudner,
mitey foa uv awl hoo pludner…
.
o, wayte, datz under gog
datz teh goggie dat super cat lept ober in a singul bownd.
I’ve seen sum big doggies get leaped over by super-kittehs!
I wuz habbing teh super kitteh cum runningz and jumpz ober the
garden pond and hoppingz up onto teh windoe sill in teh middul
uv teh nite. Teh bigg doggie chasing her not noeing dere wuz
a pond. I waking up 2 teh giant splashing soundz. kitteh on windoe sill
awl calm adn “I not noeing wut hiz problem b”. Teh doggie cliyming
out uv pond wif deh stinkee pond oozez awl ober him adn hedding
4 himz home. I laffing az b I letting kitteh in frew deh windoe.
I still ROFL wen I b thinkingz uv it menny yrs l8r. Her wuz beeing
bestest, smartest kitteh.
lol!
@@@@@ fer teh kitteh!!!
OMCC dat jus maed meh laff bery hard.
Awww!! Whut a grate storeee.. Maed mee laff (thankz).
Yew okay, Janet? {{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} Ai’ll bee prayin foar yoo.
concerning kittehs and can openers: it be a scientiffk fact that there iz no smaller frakshun of time than between the period of starting the can opener, and the arrival of a demanding, pleading kitteh.
Sayme fur goggiez an teh Bikkie cubberd!!!
Well in mah Daddehs howse ennewai!
Cunsidderin Mungo am parshully deff,he can shore heer dat handle bein tutched.
I has even PIKD UP teh can opunur in teh kitschen, not efen using it yet, an find mahself surrownded by twining kittehs.
Deh I opun a can of baked beens or sumthin an they get all crankee.
LOL – datz happunded to meh tew! Ai fink I cayved & opuned sum of der fud cuz ai felt badlee.
Guilt. Let me show u it – an let me asw… assu… assway… maek it beddur.
Ai yewsed 2 hab 2 lett mah Felicia smel so’z sheenew it reely wuz peeple fud, nott teh kitteh fud.
Concatyewlayshuns MaryO’ awn yaw ty wib Maus fur nawt sekkund ffl.
Whut rekwests duz yew hab awn dis marbelluss Fryedegg eebnin?
@@@@@@ mrowwwwwwwwwww
Super Kitteh – the cat o’ steele!
*speechless*
Wow, whutta grayt pikshor! Lukkit teh angle uv teh flyte. Lukkit teh loft he’s gittin! Teh posishun uv teh tayl! Teh wee pink paw padz on teh landiing geer. Teh whyt belleh fuzz just fur snorglin. Thats wun well-ekwipped felion ayrkraft!
AWESOME SHOT!!
All 10’s except from da East German judge, and a 9.7 from him!
all 10s except from Carrie Ann Inaba……… seh gibes teh 9
@@@@@@@@@@ eben ai gibes teh 10 burglers
Gremlin’s post reminded me of a funny story:
My parents’ cat was a little calico. She was very particular about who she let hold her and when.
One day, I was holding her and got ready to put her on my mom, who was laying on the couch. The pointy ends were sticking out of her back feet and mom hollered, “Be careful! Her landing gear is out!” LOL
rhsb – hao funneh! grayt storeh . . .
Mai momcat iz veree funnee. Haz a dry sense of hoomor.
One dai ai wuz talking 2 her on da fone after ai married da hubster. Ai axked hur if da kitteh missed mi.
Momcat sayd, “Ai dunno. Ai haznt axked hur!”
Sillee momcat!
Shooda been, “Ai dunno. She haznt sayd!”
Stoopy Fryday affur-noon brane!
In this picture you see the F18 Fighter/Assault Kitteh, this unit is driven by powerful twin rear hyperdrives and is armed with 20 or more pointy ends. The actual top speed has never been measured successfully but suffice it to say this baby is kwik!. It will certainly go ballistic as fast any other similar unit available has as standard equipment night vision, highly sensitive olafactory apparatus for sniffing out the enemy in zero visiblity conditions, and a highly sofisticated GPS that allows it to make instantaneous adjustments relative to the horizon. It runs a a variety of fuels from gushie to crunchy and in some cases can become self fueling. It also comes standard with the high volume purr box and the snorgely belly.
Sounds like a great asset to help defend our country!
Now, lets sell some to other governments who might end up using them against us!
I liek dat plan! I fink we wood be glad to greet R kitteh oberlordz if we wuz eber invaydid by deez!!!
GUUUUSSSSHHHYYYY FUUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!
* * * SPLAT * * *
…ai ment to do that…
*licks azz*
*walks away*
He onlee needs a SSSSSPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
Teh Tick refrunz FTW!
itsa bird… itsa plane…no wait…he just eated da bird..
nomnomnomnom
Ai’ll flyawai, o gloree…
great, another twat throwing their cat around. well done.
bad language. negative burger for you.
also, the cat is jumping(see paws spread) after the toy on the floor(see where the cat is looking?…no?… look harder.)
@@@@@found the coding tags….. oh dear
well whatever the heck i thought i was doing appears to be malfunctioning… c’est moi
malfunction
i tink cat iz teh wun trowin cat arownd. twat.
Gentlemen, please! You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!
Dr. Stranjlubs ref FTW!!!
um…as a rool teh lolfrens dont ‘llow no pics that luk in teh slitest like a thrown (or otherwies abyoosed) cat. If yu see it taht way, its in yur own hed.
Katten, wee lubs u butt wee doan use taht kine ob langwidge heer. Juss chanjin teh e-naem duzzn’t fule ennywun—hoo r yoo an WYE r u dooin tihs? Tihs plase iz 4 dose hoo liek a nise, kleen plaise 2 plai. Wut’s hertin u sew badlee? Kin wee halp u somehow? {{{{{Katten}}}}
great, another hyperventilating d**chebag making an assumption without looking more closely at the picture. well done.
i suppose, in your universe, it is unheard of in the entire history of cats for them to take flying leaps after toys or prey without being thrown. well f***ing done indeed, katten.
Rlly wunnerful haow SOOPER KITTEH ken flyie wifawout hims caype!
Jes gows tu showe haow gyganntik hims powurrs bee:
Ken du awl ov tihs wiffawout hims caustyume!
E: NO cape! Remember Stratogurl…
Stratogurl????? Ai’m kynda newbee; PLS tu Splain???(Ken nawt fynd ennyting)
Incredibles ref FTW!!!1!
BTW, E was Edna Mode, teh desinner for all teh sooperheroes costooms in Teh Incredibles’ yooniverse. She made all teh fashunable sooperheroes look GOOOOOD, dahlink!
No capes == bad things happen wif capes. Sucked into jets, snagged on takeoff, etc. Edna Mode doesn’t do capes.
SUPAHKITTEH!!!!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Ohai, it’s a bird – NOM!
here i come to save the day
u know that mighty mouser’s on the way
akchully, luks allot lyk Sooper Ted (in teh rijinal Welsh, ob cors)
teh kwik cat chumps ober teh layzeh dawg!
SOOPR KITTEH,
U FORGET 2 WEAR UR RED PANT.
hai ebbreeone, jus wants to sai hope awl has a gr8t week..ai am goin to Branson for teh week wif mai parents..ai design8ted driver…no puter
thxbai
hab funz!! gunna see teh show?
Jim Stafford fur sur..no tellin who else..
sounds fun……… yewz a gud dotter to let teh fokes dew teh drinkies
yeppers…adn gives mai mor time to spend with tehm. they liv in Tx adn ai don git 2 see tehm much
ai unnerstand. my dad be gawn now but he libbed in Florduh and ai libs in Washingtun stait, sew wen he wud go to Las Begas ai wud meet him dair.
Hay! Mai kitteh’s naem is Lex Luthor!
I naem him dat becuz he gots lubley dark strypes and dat remynd meh of Lex’s haer frum “Lois an Clark”. Mmmm.
Ai has a goggie taht ai naemed Norbert liek teh dragon frum Harree Potter.
It is fun to naem teh aminals after karakters in teh buks an mooovees!
Ya, my frenz hoo lost boff der chow chows, Boris an Natasha, just went to chow rescyoo an saw 2 bebe chows dey liek, an hopefullee dey kin adopt dem! Dey will call dem Thelma an Louise, uv corse… but I calld dem da Golden Gurls!
Mai revolver iz naymed Louise: “The police radio, Louise!” LOL!
We had a Jennyanydots & now we have a Skimbleshanks.
Ai lubz teh orinj wunz — ai doan beleev fer a minit dat dey’re poizin.
The Swedish judges say 5.9, 5.8 Canada, 5.8 U.K., 5.6 Japan and –ooh! Tough 4.8 from Australia. That’ll make it hard for him to get to the medal round.
… an frum teh Soveeyet judj, a 2.4!!!
Gravitee…jus one more rule to break.
@@@@@ Gud one!!
Anyboddy no iffen dis bees Streaky or iffen dis be Whizzy?
hahaha
How the heck do you take a pic like that???
My cats never jump sideways lol
Wow thank you all for your comments on this my first (and hopefully not last) featured LOL.
Now I did not take this picture. I found it in the lolbuilder.
I do have a cat a Calico named Trix.
I’ll upload some pics of her.
Again thank you for all your votes and comments.
HILARIOUS!
Its a lolbird. Its a lolplane. Noes! Its suparkitteh!
hmmm…just add a costume and he will be supahfine!
W3G
!
Iz Streaky, Sooperman’s kitteh!
(I memberd what Sooperman’s kitteh’s name was. My inner geek, let me show u it.
)
Ai going maek free-poynt landing…Ai hoepz…
Dis is teh supermanz of teh kittiehz world, he iz are save us al sumday, we betr giv him cheezburgerz nao.
Looks like somebody else remembers Streaky The Supercat from Superman(DC) Comics…
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