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oh noes… so kyute i kant bear it!
Then this bears repeating!
Congratulations on the three-minus-two spot, Mary O’
What kind of Friday celebration should have? Something with just the bare necessities? Or should we go all out and have a big party in the woods?
i aer open to sugeschuns, but teh partee sounz gud. ’tis caturday eve, aftur awl.
How about Elvis — Just wanna b yore teddee bare!!
‘kay-yew guyz orgamice a partee, aisle brb- gotta werk a lil.
sittin on teh dok ob teh bay…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzrXc68gNjQ
i believe waz teh no. 1 song in US 40 yrs ago this week.
I was thinking jungle book style and dancing around and singing. And drinking root bare floats.
Let’s get started.
Step, step, step, shake your backside around
step, step, step, shake your Kermit armsies around
step, step, step, shake your backside and your Kermit armsies at the same time
Repeat as many times as able and then fall down, finish your rb float and rest up for Caturday!
Dat’s an egg sell ant dans u got goin der jj!! I joyn in.
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**Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh bakside.
**Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh armzez.
**Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh bakside adn deh armzez.
Oooops. I b thinking mai shaky armzez smaked u, jj.
Sry bout dat.
Heer, habbing a possum-shaped chokklit wif mai poloGz.
Ouch! Ya got me in the eye! Am I supposed to put the chocolate on my eye for it to feel better or in my tummy?
Apology accepted!
Mite want 2 b trying teh chokklit in teh tum-tum.
Heer, I hab a pie rat patch 4 u 2 b putting ober teh eye.
Now u lukking lyke Jack Sparrow.
Luk 4 teh bare necessyteez!
Teh symple baer necessyteez–
Fourget abowt ur werries an ur stryfe!
its bearly big enough to fight anyonez…
But teh bear be soft on teh inside….srsly…
Oh, Splort!!!
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I wuz eggspecting teh spanish inkwisishun.
Not teh cyoot.
silly - NO one espects teh spanish inquizishun!
i xpected teh dentistree… but teh cute keeps teh teefs cleen too, rite?
*Comes to reskew, alreddy wearin teh CHRG*
Oh mai. We seemz to hab a mess heer. Dis mai furst tiem werkin teh CCC - ai hopez I kin do it rite.
*sweep sweep sweep*
*scoop scoop scoop*
*tuck tuck tuck (bery gentlee, ob coars)*
*taep taep taep* (yay - ai naw ferget teh duck taep)
*draep wif softee blankee*
*cuppa tea & choklit frog*
Iz all bedder nao?
Dats mush bedder.
I neber had a chokklit frog bfer.
Mmmmm. nommy.
Mai braynez still feeling mixt up.
I just sitting heer a wyle adn resting.
I b thanking yew, Shna.
U did berry gud on teh CCC.
So glad u wuz heer to helping mee.
Yay — ai didz it rite?!!!
*wiggulls wif a happee*
Aiz happee to help. Goez wif beein a Momcat, ai fink. Ai sew glad yer feelin beddur, eben if still a bit confuzzled. Mebbe itz jus a day-befoar-Caturday fing?
Shna - taht wuz just grate fur yur furst tiem. An thank gudness yoo were heer!
There can nebber bee too menee peepl trayned as teh CCC croo!
An shee jumpeded rite inn an halped, two—i’m styll nawt so shure ob myce elf wid awl dese teknikle fings! Ai bee prowd ob u, Shna!
*HAA*
Head Asplode Alert! Please don your CHRG, swim cap; either, both and include duck tape before scrolling up and looking at this cutie pie again.
This ends your only HAA for this photo. Now back to our regularly scheulded posts.
o hai jj fanks for the asploade warn-
***SPLORT***
too lait
WooWooWoo (sai-ren soudz)
*comes to reskew wif CCC*
*sweep sweep sweep*
*scoop scoop scoop*
*tuck tuck tuck (bery gentlee, ob coars)*
*taep taep taep* (yay - ai naw ferget teh duck taep)
*draep wif softee blankee*
*cuppa tea & choklit frog*
Hao iz yew nao, 626?
dat feles mutch bettar, and i tinks mai braynes ar a litl smartr nao!1!
fanks you soe mutch!1!
hao can eye eber repaiy yoo?
OOH! So feers and braive an - an luk at teh littul eers! an teh pawsees!!! an all so soff an white!!!!
CODE KYOOT!!!
*splorsh*
Gud thing there wus alredy a HAA warning - wif mah CHRG on I didn get too mush on teh screen.
Duffy, heres a softy blanket, will a pristine white 1 werk?
also, acup o hot chawklit wit floofy marshmellos and sum white chawklits inna shape of tinee teddies.
feel bedder now.
Whyt blankie an hawt choklit nawt a gud combinayshun!
Eggsellant obsirbashun, Watsun!
Gud job, Kayjoy, but dont furgit to put teh braynes bak in. Tahnk gudness Duffy cayme prepared - but there wuz a bit left ober awn the screen, ai think.
An - tehre iz a liddle washing masheen neer teh HSRW, where wee can wash teh blankeez. So a liddle spilt hawt choklit wont hurt. Mite hurt teh “splorted wun” to be shur - but nawt the blankee!!
” ack… my hero !!! gasp… (your paw is on my throat) “
PS: flossie?
Hmmm, mite be tyme fur Dr. Tinycat…
Dr. Tinycat, plz 2 ree port 2 ICHC, Dr. Tinycat, STAT!
Him’s in teh john. Him bees right there. Got to wash hims paws nawt-sekkun.
I told you that water had bleach in it
Who u callin a snowball?
Us Pololar Bears doan joke bout snowballs.
U waz awl tuff pickin on poor defenseless Flossy. Let’s see hao tuff u r wif sum reel bear claws.
[Homer] Mmmmm. Bear Claws. [/Homer]
LOL!!
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Oh cSmall. Ai saw awl thozw grate burgers yoo guise maid - but what ar tho –
Ahhh - French fries?????
mmm. french friez. tho 2 b honest im eatin aminal crackers rite nao myself.
Who u callin “kyoot”? Ai’m a beeg feerce polar bear.
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.rawr. See?
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(Ai jus hoep nobodee shootz him if dey see him on da eye-land.)
HALP! is a bare!
o iz ok. doant skair me liek dat!
I fink u owe Flossie a pology.
We canz do dis teh easy way.
Pssssssssssssssss…dats teh sound ov meh opening my can ov whippassssss.
*everything becomes a white blur as floofy feets fly at teh speed of lite*
Flossie: Ur mah hero!
*swoons*
iz teh cutes polr bare!
Wunder iyf tihs iys wun ov teh lil orphun poaler bere babbeez taht teh zoos raize
iyn there babbeh animule nursrees?
A jaub liek tihs Ai wud LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV tu haz; jes taikeing caire uv lil bebbeh
animules awl dai lawng.
(Ob coars, teh bebbehs ebbenshuawlee groes up, adn there fauster mommehs hasta leyt dem goes-jes liek leytting yur oan kitteh go wen hims leeves hoam.)
I yam habbing trubble seeing de LOLpicture. Dere is grey an wite stuff all ober de inside ob mai screen. Luks like BRAYNES! Oh, oh, I noes watt dat means! SPLORT ALERT!
*runs off to finding swimming inna pool hatt*
*yells bak* I’LL BEES RITE BAK!
I’LL GET THEM I ISZ POLAR BEAR U KNOW!
Ohhz! Tuch mai hartz. Dis iz de exacted bare mai daubitor gibbens to meez ta cheerz meez up wen seh gone waiz en getz married. Dat bare rite up derz wit teh kittehz.
OK, I’z safe witt dis rubbery touque on. Nao lets clean uppy de screen.
*reaches thru screen. Wipe, wipe, wipey, scrub*
*takes glazzes offa da faz*
So lettuce sea watt wii gots hear. *peers nearsitedly at pic*
OMG, SO CUTE! BRAYNE SWELLING! HALP! GIMME XOCOLAT OR GIMME DEETH!
Dis mite wurk, Putz yun armz en da frunt of yuz, wrap dem rown yu bodie an squish genly. Datz rite giv self bare hugz. Let meez no if dat helpz……………………
Tanks, id haped. An mai wite bebe is onna tree beside of mii, beeing berry koot an cuddlesome. I’ll hug her, an squeeze her, an call her… Dat shud hp two.
Pololar Bear duz teh stop short move.
U’ll hab to beet teh stuffin outta meh
before I letz u get to Flossie!
OMG did de splortz getz yu or iz yun gud? ai stil hav blanky (soft) tu tuk yu en wif. Mebbe if tukd en tite yu kin vew teh cutness agan. nevr nuff cute.
gloebull warmeeng……well, ackshuly, i rly mite need sum halp……
This picture is actually awesome.
I wish people would start putting up the source of the images instead of just being epic cocks about it.
*******Hed desk*****
Nawt teh ‘c’ wurd agen!!!
HO—kayyy. Matthew, wee doan youse dose wurdz arown heer. Ai’m shure SUMbuddy tot u bedder tahn taht. Wee lubbs u; wee juss doan liek taht kine ob stuf heer, okay?
http://www.nuernberg.de/internet/eisbaer/
Baby IceBear Flocke… Flake in English. Born in January.
Translate her page with Google tools, read about her adventures. Such a bundle of cute.
Is dat babies Flocke from Germinee??