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Stand back, Flossie


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I’ll handle this.

sho us ur kung foo skillz.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Uffer

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    oh noes… so kyute i kant bear it!

    • jjtucker says:

      Then this bears repeating!

      Congratulations on the three-minus-two spot, Mary O’

      What kind of Friday celebration should have? Something with just the bare necessities? Or should we go all out and have a big party in the woods?

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        i aer open to sugeschuns, but teh partee sounz gud. ’tis caturday eve, aftur awl.

        • cweenmj says:

          How about Elvis — Just wanna b yore teddee bare!!

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            ‘kay-yew guyz orgamice a partee, aisle brb- gotta werk a lil.

          • jjtucker says:

            I was thinking jungle book style and dancing around and singing. And drinking root bare floats.

            Let’s get started.

            Step, step, step, shake your backside around
            step, step, step, shake your Kermit armsies around
            step, step, step, shake your backside and your Kermit armsies at the same time

            Repeat as many times as able and then fall down, finish your rb float and rest up for Caturday!

            • cweenmj says:

              Dat’s an egg sell ant dans u got goin der jj!! I joyn in.
              .
              **Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh bakside.
              **Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh armzez.
              **Step, stepy, step. Shaky, Shaky deh bakside adn deh armzez.
              Oooops. I b thinking mai shaky armzez smaked u, jj.
              Sry bout dat.
              Heer, habbing a possum-shaped chokklit wif mai poloGz.

              • jjtucker says:

                Ouch! Ya got me in the eye! Am I supposed to put the chocolate on my eye for it to feel better or in my tummy?

                Apology accepted!

              • altosinger says:

                Luk 4 teh bare necessyteez!
                Teh symple baer necessyteez–
                Fourget abowt ur werries an ur stryfe!

    • Minnaloushe says:

      its bearly big enough to fight anyonez…

  2. cweenmj says:

    Oh, Splort!!!
    .
    I wuz eggspecting teh spanish inkwisishun.
    Not teh cyoot.

    • Minnaloushe says:

      silly – NO one espects teh spanish inquizishun!

    • besmall says:

      i xpected teh dentistree… but teh cute keeps teh teefs cleen too, rite?

    • Shna says:

      *Comes to reskew, alreddy wearin teh CHRG*

      Oh mai. We seemz to hab a mess heer. Dis mai furst tiem werkin teh CCC – ai hopez I kin do it rite.

      *sweep sweep sweep*
      *scoop scoop scoop*
      *tuck tuck tuck (bery gentlee, ob coars)*
      *taep taep taep* (yay – ai naw ferget teh duck taep)
      *draep wif softee blankee*
      *cuppa tea & choklit frog*

      Iz all bedder nao?

      • cweenmj says:

        Dats mush bedder.
        I neber had a chokklit frog bfer.
        Mmmmm. nommy.
        Mai braynez still feeling mixt up.
        I just sitting heer a wyle adn resting.
        I b thanking yew, Shna.
        U did berry gud on teh CCC.
        So glad u wuz heer to helping mee. :-)

        • Shna says:

          Yay — ai didz it rite?!!!

          *wiggulls wif a happee*

          Aiz happee to help. Goez wif beein a Momcat, ai fink. Ai sew glad yer feelin beddur, eben if still a bit confuzzled. Mebbe itz jus a day-befoar-Caturday fing?

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

            Shna – taht wuz just grate fur yur furst tiem. An thank gudness yoo were heer!

            There can nebber bee too menee peepl trayned as teh CCC croo!

            • altosinger says:

              An shee jumpeded rite inn an halped, two—i’m styll nawt so shure ob myce elf wid awl dese teknikle fings! Ai bee prowd ob u, Shna!

  3. jjtucker says:

    *HAA*

    Head Asplode Alert! Please don your CHRG, swim cap; either, both and include duck tape before scrolling up and looking at this cutie pie again.

    This ends your only HAA for this photo. Now back to our regularly scheulded posts.

    • experiment 626 says:

      o hai jj fanks for the asploade warn-
      ***SPLORT***
      too lait

      • Shna says:

        WooWooWoo (sai-ren soudz)
        *comes to reskew wif CCC*
        *sweep sweep sweep*
        *scoop scoop scoop*
        *tuck tuck tuck (bery gentlee, ob coars)*
        *taep taep taep* (yay – ai naw ferget teh duck taep)
        *draep wif softee blankee*
        *cuppa tea & choklit frog*

        Hao iz yew nao, 626?

        • experiment 626 says:

          dat feles mutch bettar, and i tinks mai braynes ar a litl smartr nao!1!
          fanks you soe mutch!1!
          hao can eye eber repaiy yoo?

  4. Duffy says:

    OOH! So feers and braive an – an luk at teh littul eers! an teh pawsees!!! an all so soff an white!!!!
    CODE KYOOT!!!
    *splorsh*
    Gud thing there wus alredy a HAA warning – wif mah CHRG on I didn get too mush on teh screen.

    • Kayjoy says:

      Duffy, heres a softy blanket, will a pristine white 1 werk?
      also, acup o hot chawklit wit floofy marshmellos and sum white chawklits inna shape of tinee teddies.
      feel bedder now.

      • Ambercat says:

        Whyt blankie an hawt choklit nawt a gud combinayshun!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Gud job, Kayjoy, but dont furgit to put teh braynes bak in. Tahnk gudness Duffy cayme prepared – but there wuz a bit left ober awn the screen, ai think.

        An – tehre iz a liddle washing masheen neer teh HSRW, where wee can wash teh blankeez. So a liddle spilt hawt choklit wont hurt. Mite hurt teh “splorted wun” to be shur – but nawt the blankee!! :-)

  5. s.t.e.n.d. says:

    ” ack… my hero !!! gasp… (your paw is on my throat) “

  6. rob says:

    I told you that water had bleach in it

  7. Romeow says:

    Who u callin a snowball?
    Us Pololar Bears doan joke bout snowballs.

  8. Romeow says:

    U waz awl tuff pickin on poor defenseless Flossy. Let’s see hao tuff u r wif sum reel bear claws.

  9. rhsb says:

    Who u callin “kyoot”? Ai’m a beeg feerce polar bear.
    .
    .rawr. See?
    .
    .
    (Ai jus hoep nobodee shootz him if dey see him on da eye-land.)

  10. Romeow says:

    I fink u owe Flossie a pology.
    We canz do dis teh easy way.
    Pssssssssssssssss…dats teh sound ov meh opening my can ov whippassssss.
    *everything becomes a white blur as floofy feets fly at teh speed of lite*
    Flossie: Ur mah hero!
    *swoons*

  11. EmEffSee says:

    iz teh cutes polr bare!

  12. CheshireKittehKat says:

    Wunder iyf tihs iys wun ov teh lil orphun poaler bere babbeez taht teh zoos raize
    iyn there babbeh animule nursrees?

    A jaub liek tihs Ai wud LUUUUUUUUUUUUUV tu haz; jes taikeing caire uv lil bebbeh
    animules awl dai lawng.

    (Ob coars, teh bebbehs ebbenshuawlee groes up, adn there fauster mommehs hasta leyt dem goes-jes liek leytting yur oan kitteh go wen hims leeves hoam.)

  13. jehkeykat says:

    I yam habbing trubble seeing de LOLpicture. Dere is grey an wite stuff all ober de inside ob mai screen. Luks like BRAYNES! Oh, oh, I noes watt dat means! SPLORT ALERT!
    *runs off to finding swimming inna pool hatt*
    *yells bak* I’LL BEES RITE BAK!

  14. I’LL GET THEM I ISZ POLAR BEAR U KNOW!

  15. London says:

    Ohhz! Tuch mai hartz. Dis iz de exacted bare mai daubitor gibbens to meez ta cheerz meez up wen seh gone waiz en getz married. Dat bare rite up derz wit teh kittehz.

  16. jehkeykat says:

    OK, I’z safe witt dis rubbery touque on. Nao lets clean uppy de screen.
    *reaches thru screen. Wipe, wipe, wipey, scrub*
    *takes glazzes offa da faz*
    So lettuce sea watt wii gots hear. *peers nearsitedly at pic*
    OMG, SO CUTE! BRAYNE SWELLING! HALP! GIMME XOCOLAT OR GIMME DEETH!

  17. London says:

    Dis mite wurk, Putz yun armz en da frunt of yuz, wrap dem rown yu bodie an squish genly. Datz rite giv self bare hugz. Let meez no if dat helpz……………………

    • jehkeykat says:

      Tanks, id haped. An mai wite bebe is onna tree beside of mii, beeing berry koot an cuddlesome. I’ll hug her, an squeeze her, an call her… Dat shud hp two.

  18. Romeow says:

    Pololar Bear duz teh stop short move.

  19. Romeow says:

    U’ll hab to beet teh stuffin outta meh
    before I letz u get to Flossie!

  20. London says:

    OMG did de splortz getz yu or iz yun gud? ai stil hav blanky (soft) tu tuk yu en wif. Mebbe if tukd en tite yu kin vew teh cutness agan. nevr nuff cute.

  21. karen says:

    gloebull warmeeng……well, ackshuly, i rly mite need sum halp……

  22. Matthew says:

    This picture is actually awesome.

    I wish people would start putting up the source of the images instead of just being epic cocks about it.

  23. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    Is dat babies Flocke from Germinee??

  24. no 1 in particular says:

    ai will shurlee cruch hoo eber gotz dat pikshur ov mee and posteded it awn ICHC wif teh capshunz askin foar a pepzee! koek rulz!

  25. D.R. says:

    A babeh wif him stuft toy. I can’t taek iit!
    :)

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  26. Madeline says:

    kyute lil bare! ^_^

  27. Armis says:

    diz be lil’ Iorek fron teh guldin comnpazz? ^^,

  28. G says:

    I wud do teh same….
    if monster from zee bed cames out

  29. Cassie says:

    Sooo cute. Iz dis Knut or Flocke?

  30. Mata says:

    This picture makes my day, every day. Thank you so much for making it!

  31. Animalz says:

    LOL! Thats hilarious and cute! I can’t stop laughing!

  32. Neko-chan says:

    aaawwz…..you can protect Flossie with CUTENESS!


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