Ma’am, the X-Ray Machine
found something we’ll need to look at.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Neatly folded and packed.
Comncatulashuns JAJEH on nawt-sekkind! Watchu liek 4 danzinsingin? A rousin koruss ob “How Much Is Dat Ketteh In Deh Suitcase”?
Dat soundz gud! Bud Maus’s commind was much more bedder dan maine, so ai deffer danzin an silly brashuns tuher.
Um… him, but thanx…
Maus!!! *stern voyce* How cum yoo wont danz? Yoo ar probablee teh best danser bai far heer.
Corse!!!! LOL!!!!! *stern voyce* off. It’z OK Ai unnerstandz compleetly now. Just needed to think it throo! Yoo wundn’t dans fur gascat when ai asked yoo wunz either.
But - at last - ai C!!
Um… Sry. I has tihs thing I has to do callded “werks”, an I has mor-dan-yoosyooal ov it todai. Didnt meen to snub aneewun.
{{{Maus}}} It’z ok - reelee. ai will nebber nebber do taht to yoo again. it iz ai hoo must be saying teh “Sry.”
Der are dose who beleeves dat reel mens don’t dance. Dancing is sumtin dat wimmen lubs to do and sum mens will danz cuz dats de onliest wey dey can score wif da babes. Real mens can talk a woman into bed. I do not hold wiff dis abberant school of fowt ob coarse! Dey are pigs! Ptui!
I believe this is the dreaded “I just ate the cheap liver flavored gushy food, and I’m about to stank up your litterbox / suitcase” bomb, which was outlawed under the geneva convention
!!!!!!!!!!WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah… Those shoes look suspicious…
uh oh, hoep day dun faind teh catnip stashed in teh buuts! O_o *nervous purr*
*nervous purr* !!!!
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Doze boots waz maed 4 walkin, an I dun walked em to deth!
maam, plz to be havin ur cat stop flashin the security camra.
kitteh sez: but ai haz just assoomed the posishun for teh inspeckshun….
Ohai Tidmum! How u do taht googly-eye face?? An I wanned to say to u, mai Colton is your “just only Aden” but 6 yrs older!
Ohai zauberflaute,
Whut a grate Nayme yaw son haz.Ai lykez dat.
Duz it get ennee better az dem groe up?Or am ai wishful tinkin?.
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The google eyez is this : shock : but noe spayces.
Now ai has dis
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Ai spell yaw nayme rong.
Ai soooo sawreeeeeeeeeeeee….
Write it owt a hunnert tymez:
zauberflote
zauberflote
zauberflote………………………………………………………………………….
…….
zauberflote
I dinna eben Notice!!! Duh. Cos mebbe I so used to seein “flaute” on teh music parts…..
Der, nao u hab ME doin it. Flauto, flauto, flauto, grrrrr
din werk B4, try again!
nao makin up code…. :blush:
is akchully : oops : foar the blushy fayce
seemz tu be tyme fer anudder rekap uf teh smiley lesson:
= : ) 
= : D 
= : ( 
= : o 
= 8 O 
= : ? 
= 8 ) 
= : x 
= : P 
= : | 
= ; ) 
= : lol : 
= : oops : 
= : cry : 
= : evil : 
= : twisted : 
= : roll :
jus taek owt teh spayses ‘tween teh simbullz tu maek dem happun.
injoi!!
Hooray fur INFAMOUSQBERT!!! To teh reskew!
Fank u so berry mutch QBERT, dese will be berry phun to use! Ai nottageek atall atall, nao ai kan pretend to bee wun!
Don’t furgit
= : mrgreen :
Tribble, ai noes ai ahm dum az a blond, but wut duz dat fase meen, xactly?
oh nooooooooooooes, you haz sed teh magik werks free time! wut will happenz nao???
*poof*
Cue Mykel Keetin?
Nao, Nao, Nao - dont say teh “B” wurd.
Um . . . BETELGEIST!!
Ack, cuddint halp mahself!
Papageno appears, blowing those 5 little notes fer teh birdies…..das what happens, lol!
Is it safe to assume dat you are a flautist/flutist (how are dey called nowadays?)
I was raised up to call dem Flautists but now it seems passe. Mozart’s operas all make me smile, Magic flute and Don Giovani being muh mos favoritesO
Fanks Tmum an Tribble, tryin it now……
did it werk?
Tidmum, to anser ur kwestion, probably sum better an sum nawt. Kan we tawk sumplace? I joined teh Yahoo Cheezfrenz…..
Yah! It wud be grate tew heer frum yew on teh cheezfrenz groop.
Ai r posted as Tidmum IRL nayme Claire.
Got tew goe nao,Boichik hoam soon an mah Sissy an I am tayken teh boiz owt fur dems Tea.
TTFN.
How u join teh groop? DO WANT
Cheezfrenz at YahooGroups dot com
ai getz it at http://www.wetpaint.com
Deer zauberflote - yur period lion came all teh way up to
so it dint werk. Maek shur nothing iz tuching them!
: shock : =
jus tayke out da spacez
…but be sure to leave a space before and after the : …
…b4 teh begin :, and after the end : … no spaces inside the :
or you can do number 8 and upper case O
8 O but no space
ooh, trai dat too!
ohai! do u noe that u can move ur cursor over teh smilees and it will tell you how to du them?
some nice cheezfrend tole me taht…
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Now. duz ennyone kno hao to di teh BOLD and teh italy-ix?
hm, ai noes teh html, so herez dat. it shuld werk.
bold = word
italic = word
underline = word
agin, jus taek owt teh spaysez en it shud werk fyne.
hmmm, unnerline din werk at awl and teh udders just did it temselfs. less trai agin
aim gunna run dem down teh syde dis tyme. jus lyne em up nex to each udder an it SHOULD werk….hrmph
bold =
word
italic =
word
ai hates teh kumpyooters….
bold = less than sign + b + greater than sign + word to bold + less than sign + slash under question mark + b + greater than sign
italics = sayme fing, but yuze “i” instedd uv “b”
so there.
GMTA
[u] underline [/u]
[strike]
STRIKETHRU[/strike]i gess “undarlyn” jus nots werk enymoar
…an yooz teh “les den” an “graytr den” siens, not teh skware brakitz.
the html code brackets don’t show up here
use the pointy brackets (begin is over your comma on your key board, and end is over the period)
begin pointy bracket i end pointy bracket write-what-you-want-italicized-here begin pointy bracket forwardslash i end pointy bracket
in html, you put your commands inside the brackets: i for italics, b for bold, strike for
strikethroughps - the forwardslash is the command to stop the i, or the b …
Ai just founded that owt:
stuff U wants in bold
stuff U wants in itals
but wifowt teh spacez.
Has teh fun!
Oops ai’ll trai agin.
before whut u wantz bold
after
Fur itaiks:
Oh hell, I’ll have to spell it out.
Use a “less than” sign, a b and a “greater than sign” for bold. To end the bold, stick an oblique (/) before the b.
Same for italics, only with the letter i.
Sowree, ai sedded a bad wurd. *sends self to Nawty Barn, nawt happeetayle*
Ok ai try:
bold
Nao lemme tri.
underline
bold
[strike]STRIKETHRU[/strike]
italics
Oooh ai will try to yoose this power onlyy for gud!
Ennywai itz more fun to be in teh trubbles wif ur frendz! Frendz dont legt frendz go 2 teh NB aloan!
thx all! Ackshully ai knoe teh html but ai tried to yoose it before and it didn’t werk for sum reeson, prlly operatur errur.
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4.5K, let me knoe if u wantz sum companee in the NB, ai’ll say a bad werd.. ai doeznt seem to need a reeson these dais.
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Oh yes plz! Ai’ll bring sum snax fur us. Hao bowt lemmonayd, gummi wurms adn chawlit caek? Oh wayte, too mush shugr. Ai beddr bring sum blu torteeya chips n cheez dip 2.