Ma’am, the X-Ray Machine
found something we’ll need to look at.
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Neatly folded and packed.
Comncatulashuns JAJEH on nawt-sekkind! Watchu liek 4 danzinsingin? A rousin koruss ob “How Much Is Dat Ketteh In Deh Suitcase”?
Dat soundz gud! Bud Maus’s commind was much more bedder dan maine, so ai deffer danzin an silly brashuns tuher.
Um… him, but thanx…
Maus!!! *stern voyce* How cum yoo wont danz? Yoo ar probablee teh best danser bai far heer.
Corse!!!! LOL!!!!! *stern voyce* off. It’z OK Ai unnerstandz compleetly now. Just needed to think it throo! Yoo wundn’t dans fur gascat when ai asked yoo wunz either.
But – at last – ai C!!
Um… Sry. I has tihs thing I has to do callded “werks”, an I has mor-dan-yoosyooal ov it todai. Didnt meen to snub aneewun.
{{{Maus}}} It’z ok – reelee. ai will nebber nebber do taht to yoo again. it iz ai hoo must be saying teh “Sry.”
Der are dose who beleeves dat reel mens don’t dance. Dancing is sumtin dat wimmen lubs to do and sum mens will danz cuz dats de onliest wey dey can score wif da babes. Real mens can talk a woman into bed. I do not hold wiff dis abberant school of fowt ob coarse! Dey are pigs! Ptui!
I believe this is the dreaded “I just ate the cheap liver flavored gushy food, and I’m about to stank up your litterbox / suitcase” bomb, which was outlawed under the geneva convention
!!!!!!!!!!WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah… Those shoes look suspicious…
uh oh, hoep day dun faind teh catnip stashed in teh buuts! O_o *nervous purr*
*nervous purr* !!!!
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Doze boots waz maed 4 walkin, an I dun walked em to deth!
maam, plz to be havin ur cat stop flashin the security camra.
kitteh sez: but ai haz just assoomed the posishun for teh inspeckshun….
Ohai Tidmum! How u do taht googly-eye face?? An I wanned to say to u, mai Colton is your “just only Aden” but 6 yrs older!
Ohai zauberflaute,
Whut a grate Nayme yaw son haz.Ai lykez dat.
Duz it get ennee better az dem groe up?Or am ai wishful tinkin?.
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The google eyez is this : shock : but noe spayces.
Now ai has dis
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Ai spell yaw nayme rong.
Ai soooo sawreeeeeeeeeeeee….
Write it owt a hunnert tymez:
zauberflote
zauberflote
zauberflote………………………………………………………………………….
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zauberflote
I dinna eben Notice!!! Duh. Cos mebbe I so used to seein “flaute” on teh music parts…..
Der, nao u hab ME doin it. Flauto, flauto, flauto, grrrrr
nao makin up code…. :blush:
is akchully : oops : foar the blushy fayce
seemz tu be tyme fer anudder rekap uf teh smiley lesson:
jus taek owt teh spayses ‘tween teh simbullz tu maek dem happun.
injoi!!
Hooray fur INFAMOUSQBERT!!! To teh reskew!
Fank u so berry mutch QBERT, dese will be berry phun to use! Ai nottageek atall atall, nao ai kan pretend to bee wun!
Don’t furgit
= : mrgreen :
Tribble, ai noes ai ahm dum az a blond, but wut duz dat fase meen, xactly?
oh nooooooooooooes, you haz sed teh magik werks free time! wut will happenz nao???
*poof*
Cue Mykel Keetin?
Nao, Nao, Nao – dont say teh “B” wurd.
Um . . . BETELGEIST!!
Ack, cuddint halp mahself!
You rang?
Papageno appears, blowing those 5 little notes fer teh birdies…..das what happens, lol!
Is it safe to assume dat you are a flautist/flutist (how are dey called nowadays?)
I was raised up to call dem Flautists but now it seems passe. Mozart’s operas all make me smile, Magic flute and Don Giovani being muh mos favoritesO
Fanks Tmum an Tribble, tryin it now……:shock: did it werk?
Tidmum, to anser ur kwestion, probably sum better an sum nawt. Kan we tawk sumplace? I joined teh Yahoo Cheezfrenz…..
Yah! It wud be grate tew heer frum yew on teh cheezfrenz groop.
Ai r posted as Tidmum IRL nayme Claire.
Got tew goe nao,Boichik hoam soon an mah Sissy an I am tayken teh boiz owt fur dems Tea.
TTFN.
How u join teh groop? DO WANT
Cheezfrenz at YahooGroups dot com
ai getz it at http://www.wetpaint.com
Deer zauberflote – yur period lion came all teh way up to
so it dint werk. Maek shur nothing iz tuching them!
: shock : =
jus tayke out da spacez
…but be sure to leave a space before and after the : …
…b4 teh begin :, and after the end : … no spaces inside the :
or you can do number 8 and upper case O
8 O but no space
ooh, trai dat too!
ohai! do u noe that u can move ur cursor over teh smilees and it will tell you how to du them?
some nice cheezfrend tole me taht…
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Now. duz ennyone kno hao to di teh BOLD and teh italy-ix?
hm, ai noes teh html, so herez dat. it shuld werk.
bold = word
italic = word
underline = word
agin, jus taek owt teh spaysez en it shud werk fyne.
hmmm, unnerline din werk at awl and teh udders just did it temselfs. less trai agin
aim gunna run dem down teh syde dis tyme. jus lyne em up nex to each udder an it SHOULD werk….hrmph
bold =
word
italic =
word
ai hates teh kumpyooters….
bold = less than sign + b + greater than sign + word to bold + less than sign + slash under question mark + b + greater than sign
italics = sayme fing, but yuze “i” instedd uv “b”
so there.
GMTA
[u] underline [/u]
[strike]
STRIKETHRU[/strike]i gess “undarlyn” jus nots werk enymoar
…an yooz teh “les den” an “graytr den” siens, not teh skware brakitz.
the html code brackets don’t show up here
use the pointy brackets (begin is over your comma on your key board, and end is over the period)
begin pointy bracket i end pointy bracket write-what-you-want-italicized-here begin pointy bracket forwardslash i end pointy bracket
in html, you put your commands inside the brackets: i for italics, b for bold, strike for
strikethroughps – the forwardslash is the command to stop the i, or the b …
Ai just founded that owt:
stuff U wants in bold
stuff U wants in itals
but wifowt teh spacez.
Has teh fun!
Oops ai’ll trai agin.
before whut u wantz bold
after
Fur itaiks:
Oh hell, I’ll have to spell it out.
Use a “less than” sign, a b and a “greater than sign” for bold. To end the bold, stick an oblique (/) before the b.
Same for italics, only with the letter i.
Sowree, ai sedded a bad wurd. *sends self to Nawty Barn, nawt happeetayle*
Ok ai try:
bold
Nao lemme tri.
underline
bold
[strike]STRIKETHRU[/strike]
italics
Oooh ai will try to yoose this power onlyy for gud!
Ennywai itz more fun to be in teh trubbles wif ur frendz! Frendz dont legt frendz go 2 teh NB aloan!
thx all! Ackshully ai knoe teh html but ai tried to yoose it before and it didn’t werk for sum reeson, prlly operatur errur.
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4.5K, let me knoe if u wantz sum companee in the NB, ai’ll say a bad werd.. ai doeznt seem to need a reeson these dais.
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Oh yes plz! Ai’ll bring sum snax fur us. Hao bowt lemmonayd, gummi wurms adn chawlit caek? Oh wayte, too mush shugr. Ai beddr bring sum blu torteeya chips n cheez dip 2.
I fot teh nawty barn was for going doing nawties, nowt fer punishmunt. Ise cornfuseled. I was awl set to put a cot in the nawty barn.
Can be bof!
oh gr8t CC.. needz sum hlep pweeze!
lol
baidewey, OHAI EBBEYBUDDI! (i has a happi)..
I guess it makes no differmints to me, any cheezpeeps I meet inna nawty barn are there either because dey bin nawty or becawse dey planning to be. Lemme set up muh cot of here inna corner.
We can haz bunk bedz in teh Nawtee Barn?
Plz?
um, yes SnE, um, suppozed to be for punnishmentz.
Wuz ai just owted??
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Iz there reeely such a thing as too much virtual sugar 4.5K? Ai thinkz nawt!
Chawklit caek sownds nomilishus, and we can heets it up a bit, maybee and haz vanilla eye scream wif?
Yay! Shugar! Warmded-up chawlit caek n banilla eye screem fur alll in da Nawty Barn! SnE, Y heer?
Ai mean, U heer?
Dun’t fergit to bring yur irining!!!
I heerd you 4.5, jes took a bit. I wuz onna way to nawty barn but I hadda find my lill brown jug (nawty can be firsty werk) and some salsa, I hurt muhseff making it I mite as well enjoy it.
leeza-b, u haz najik compyooter? Mien not doin dat…..
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Kitteh cavateh inspecshun…
do.not.want.
u r rite.
kitteh jus wanted bellee rubs, ai am sure!
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acksully everry time ai takes a trip mai kitteh sitz on the sootcase… she thinks if ai can’t open the sootcase ai can’t leeve her. silleh sweet kitteh!
My cats do teh same fing to teh cloze I put onna bed to ware to wurk eech dai…just run over and sits rite on dem! I can has teh sticky roller,plzthxbai…
Mai teenaj dodder goes fru abowt 1 ob dem a week, but wif 4.5 kittehs in da haus…..
Wut is .5 kitteh? A haff-grone kitn?
Did ai miss sumfin? Sry if ai did.
Noes, nawt haff-groan kitn, but stray kitteh. Seems like der’s alwaze at least wun ob dem arown!
lolz, COL! Mai silleh kitteh also haz a cleen clothes fetish… everytiem I bring cleen lawndriez in to teh bedruum to fold and put awai, she lies rite in teh middul of the pyle. ai haz to eether distrakt her w/fuds, or run the dredded vacuum to put mai clothes away!
U don kinssidder diz bein helpfull? Ai du – maeks de chore go fazzer! U plaez wid clodes az u pud away.
yes, ackshully, it helps me avoyd finishing teh lawndrie dooties.
Kittehs alos bery helpfull when making teh bed wif cleen sheetes…
Fur pruff check out Daisythecurlycats” website.
shuld dat be dredded or simple the dred vacuum? I rememers reeferin to one of the many marginal meals muh mom was famoust for being referred to as the dredded veal cutlet.
Holyday cat practzs lyin on beech.
r it a nood beech?
it r furry beech.
(bring ur own brayn bleech)
or some Nair…
nao ai is getting some bad vizhuals. manely of teh speedo vareyetie.
pass the brayne bleech plz thx!
wait – was that my cue for a shaved pussy joke?
wel *I* wuznt gona do it.
erf! DO NAWT WANT de razor stubble S.T.E.N.D.a.l.i must use Brazilian hawt whacks. Esther and I almos hurled whilst in Hawaii because of the quarter ton German couple in der Speedos.
I don’t know which frightens me more…the large people in speedos, or the hot wax…
No, wait…I DO know!
HOT WAX JOB?? DO NOT WANT!!! DO NOT CARE!!!
And wimmen say that High Heels hurt?
Darn, an eye tought mye catmoflage wuz wurkin sew well wit diz sootcaze! Deedn’t plan on ex-rai macheene.
Dat OK.
Inspektur taak wun luk, n saa: “Oooh! Is DAT wut taht wuz! Der no problum taakin kitteh, az lawng az ai getz 2 snorgle himz a bit b4 u taakz himz awn bord.”
Found a living furry thing on board…
Kittehs need vacashuns too..
Ileegul pakaje uv kyoot
want to gib FYVE BURGERSZZ!!!!!
a seerious feline-y that kalls for pun-itive ackshun!
For trabbelin emergencies, take kitteh, not Towel!
Kittehs bdder gydes to Uniberse.
yu taek kitteh lyke dis an yuze gonna need a towel to kleen up mess, sooner or layter!
This is so wrong. Everybody knows the kitteh should be traveling first class.
LOL!
But not on United Air planez…
Kitteh luks laik, “wehl, a’me reddy – lez ged on wid diz!”
My oldest kitteh dus tis ebrey tim ai get a suitcas out…sez he wans to go too
Lookowt! Kitteh bomb iz bout to go splodey!
5 cheezies!
ohh, wrong spot!
Nope – rite spaht afferawl.
Kitteh haer gonna luk so PREDDEE on deh bloo idem negst tu him/her. (Node hau tael tastefoolleee concealz key parts.)
U wish tu deklayr lite braon kitteh in inupropreeyet poez?
Ai onlee pack itemz essenshul to mah happinez win ai travull.
He sed goodbai
An took mai hart away
So frum todai
I be travellin lite
Rite!
All ur cloes ar belong to meh… zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ma’am, we’re going to have to take you in for questioning. Given the position of your baggage…. Well, you do understand that possession or distribution of kitty porn is a felony, don’t you?
feliony charges are false!! iz innocents!
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mah kitteh iz halping meh – yeh – we duz PSA for hygenics…we are takking our messaj werlwide…
Luk at tael cubber-up!
But, but … kitteh tayle is cuuverin up nawty bits!! Ai’s bee in fraamded!!1! U’ll heer frum mai lolyers
Ur kitteh – doan leev hoem wifowt it.
O Hai, I wuz cozee and sleepin in here, plz to close suitcase. Wake me whenz we getz to NY. kthxbai
i wunderz if’n yucan get katnips past does gies, dey not like all sorts ob fings in luggages. an where is da sqweekeh toy? does not lawk like she have fun trip widdout sqweekeh toy.
Sneaky smuglars det ar using the kitteh as designated decoy. Any specshun guys dat open dis case will find der litteh an bees distrac from the narcotics inna fals bottom.
Clebber! Clebber!
*just trying out sum stuff…nuttin 2 C heer*
underline this wurdz *did I do it rite?*
italisize these wurdz
*underline didn’t work…maybe need upper case U?*
underline
bold this
too bad dey nots hav [wit] JOEK TO BE MAED FUNYER [/wit] tags on teh WurdPrez…
many browsers don’t know how to read a plain underline command – underline means a link many times. I guess WP is wunof them…
Baggageses Iynspektur Kitteh be lion daown onna jawb (ebben tho hims lunch howr bin oaver 2 hrs agoe.)
Sez hims be Boarded!, Boarded!, Boarded! wif awl tihs Inspekshun Stuf,
adn heez unpluggeded teh x-raye masheen fur awhiles.
Baiggedge chekin wil resoom afture hims nap.
oh NOOOBNESS let mi showz yoo.. (mi bold nawt werk.. but iz okayz.. i laernz ebbenshully)
twavellin kitteh sey: plz to taek owt an put in furrst cals sekshun? in mentiem, i tek baff wile yooz git raedi.. i kin has towle pweez?
Dis nawt Sootcayss! Dis
beeg cumfee Playss 4 Kitteh
2 watch Prittee Wun
Prittee Wun shoodz lernz
2 ‘Pakk furst feengz lasst’. Maykz 4
‘Smoov Un~Pakkeeng’!
Lawtz ubz luvvlee stuffz
2 strrrrretch owtz awn. Prittee Wun
habz ekkskwizzitt taystz
Jack.
Awww Jack!!! Yoo ar having a severe cayse ov teh kyoots todai!!1
im in yr luggage
fleeing yr country
ebbry tiem i go to wurk (flying) kitteh wants to cum wif me. I fine himz white furs awl ober mai navy yooniform in hotel at nite. Kitteh always wins!
ma harblz r tsa aproovd
tayks mee wif yum plz?
NO … no.. offisir dis not be for illicet snorgling… it be for snorkling… Yes dats it snorkling… *shifty eys*…
I can has my snorgle I mean snorkle backs plz???
secret spy cat doing nasties!!!
X-Ray masheen skan cat, fyhnd cheezburger ensyde
ha ha thats funny…..does teh smileys work 4 macs too??