Superior kitteh
won’t get off his high horse.
kitteh git awf wen he iz hungery.
picture: unknown. lol caption: Satie
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Horse: “I haz a lolcat.”
coga rat shoelaces Neil! Duz u haz teh sell uh bray shun in mind?
gud nawt sekkunt, Neil!
awww.. MUCH bettah dan pweeviuhs piktur.. wehw!
(an i has a happi nao)
soe! concatshullashuns Neil on secund nawt furst!
Doan wurry—ebbrybuddy’s a noob wen dey startz! Yoor gettin teh hang ob itt berry kwickly!
oh fankyoo bof!
(altosinger.. hey i iz 2! oh & to “gma…..” das iz lonnnnnnng naem baidewey, wowz!)
but wate yu seez dem shuze! Traiz tu taikz pikshur wun deze daiz tu shoze dem of.
yu mite beez nu but yu alredy noze hao tu put smily awn. ai nawt noze dat.
Mee needer…
if yew guys go back a cuppela pix n commints ter is a long list of smileys and hao to maiks dem!
Welkum 2 teh bestest kitteh n cheezburger oriented site awn teh innerwebz, Sheri! Mos peepulz here r teh bery frendlee, halpfulz, enkurajing n sweet (wif a few eksepshunz, ob kors). Sum folks getz up awn teh rong side ob teh crib, it seemz.
Don forgit, 2, taht being noobee also meenz taht u don hab enee bad habitz, yet!
U myte wanna peruse teh arkibz, whitsh go bak hundredz ob pagez, nao. Tehre r so menee funnee pictshurz n kommentz gowing awl teh waa bak.
yiss!
seyz hors: dis kitteh heer? jes wayt till i STANZ UP!! den himz NAWT soopeereeOR kitteh!
…NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…. (ney?)
Kitteh pwns teh horse he rode in on
I tole yoo taht hors wud get hi if yoo kep gibbin him so mush grass!
We got dat ansur pritty fast , nawt?
It no look highz
wel dare beez “high” and dare beez “high” loz ai chews teh nawt furst “high”
ohowdy neigh bur!
hopfully horse is nawt too high. kitteh needs safe transportashun!
o hai leeza-b! hao u beez? horse jus liddl high from wacky tabacky
I’s gud! hope ur are gud 2!
horse luks liek he’s reddy fur munchies tho! eesy for him, he’s laying on his fud!
ai wunt warm air bak and sunshien! lolz
hoep horse duzzint liek “cattails” pleh
SHEESH iz rayning agin??
ai’ve bin insied all dai, haz not been owt since 8 am.
nao.. ai’m werking late b/c ai spent 2 much teim playing wif ICHC. ai haz the dai off tomorroe tho! no mor cheez for me til Mondai! *sigh*
Whare yoo bee libbin, leeza? Wee nawt habbin rayn heer, but tihs is teh drai sied ob Washing-Ton ( Wut did Ia-weigh? She weighed a washing ton!) staet, sew it duzzn’t gett sew mush rayn.
Yu be Spo kanz airya? Naice dere. Ai be in Cal fur knee. Hab sum ranez yesdy but sunz tudai. Nawt warm. Gotz dortur in de Seeatle. Iz naicd tu noze bowt ware peepz iz.
Rosie and ai ar in Charlotte NC… (we just dicovvered we wuz neigh bors a few dayz ago, singing itz a small whirled afture awl…
but we’re inna middul of a biiiiig drowt, and itz rayned 5 days inna row nao! So rayne is gud, but ai think we’re nawt yoosed to in ennymore!
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wet in Charlotte… drai in Spokayne… just duz nawt seem rite.
Ai’m nere Yakima—plase cawled Selah. Lots ob apples n cherries n apricots n gud stufs liek taht…ob corse taht’s a phew munfs daown teh rode.
mmmmmm… Warshingtun cherriess… ai loves them!!
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btw ai left u a note back on the humpy thred A.S. Peeples that say such nawty stuff liek that are the PLEH!!
ai libs near Seattleeeeeee (Auburn akshully)……… let me noes next time you go tew doctor?? mebbe can hab sum gushi fud!!
ooh dat iz whur i iz! (nawt DC, WA ST).. akshully.. i can has sunshine tihs wiik.. (nawt shur bout tamarro dough.. hrm.. clowdz.. I seez dem).. oh noes.. nawt teh clowdz.. dey bwing teh… RIANZ!! noooooooooo.. lol
Ai hadda fren hoo sed, “If u kin can’t see teh mowntin, it’z raynin; if u can, itz gettin reddy tew rayne!”
Lets hope dis hoarse is deseegnayted trottr for kitteh’s sake!
Youse rite dare Gare, das as low a high horse as I’ve eveah seed, Dat horse was line on his bellt in de warm grass when dat idjit qat walked up his rump and onto de dak. Hores is wonder if qat is wiffin range of horse tail. ‘Praps I can git shep of dis irritating qat wiff one swipe of muh tail.’
Congaratshoelacez, Neil Choyse ub dans an bebrij? du yu noze wut maikz hors get hi in 1st plaice? Maybe nedez goze tu nawty barn?
Lapdance and a Jaeger Bomb. Kthxbai!
O mai gudness! *blushez*
ai foundz teh Jaeger on top ub teh fridge ware mai kidz “hid” it! Hao u maek
bomb an ai sawree, cant findz no onez yet 4 2 gib u lapdansin! *blushez*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
o yeh! ai bememberz dat nao! mai crazee kidz did dat once, owlee once doe!
ai go ficks dem 4 ebbereebodee! BRB *porez teh Jaeger in teh glassez,
fillz teh shot glassez with teh red bull, loadz teh trae wit teh bebburagez*
“Heer u goez Neil an teh chzfrnz! Jaeger bombz on meh!”
wii needz teh vawlunteerz 2 gib Neil teh lapdans!!!
Wate! Mai kitteh wil dans on yer lap! Den u wil nebber wunt it tagain!
@@@@@ ftw!!! (pointy ends………… haha)
brilliant, Rosie!
Jaeger bombz.
Fanks fer teh offur… but Pleh - DO NOT WANT.
Teh thot is maeking tumee dew flip-flopz.
mebbe Sol wud…
sorry Sol wus buzy koncentrating on hiz own lap at the time.
So, dis dane, is yo from Denmark or have Danish heritage or does yo jest have great disdane? Has you a brudder named disillusion or sister named distrust?
I went out wid a gurl once shoulda been named dis function.
or is dane yer lass name? If so I’d be tinking itd be kewl to hab a twin named Dat. And the middle name options are mind boggling: Turb, tract, Miss…
I werked wid a guy first name OM (short for Omelon) and I tried to hep him wid XMass cards I suggested a photo ob him sitting onna stove wiff a Santa hat anna caption “Om On the Range” or “I’ll be Om fer Christmas” he was chikken.’ll onn -
Furst kitteh to bring down a mega-fud!
lolz
Kitteh is prowd yit hummble about this accomplisshmint!
Sense when hab kittehs be hummble??????
Cat: “I haz a horse.”
Six minutes late…
Damn my dyslexia…lol
I larfed at the bumper sticker “DYSLEXICS UNTIE!”
Wadsdaya mee, ur nawt lisdexic?
a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac mite be describes as sumwun dat stays up at nyte wondering if there is a DOG.
Yoo got dat rite! Hee hee!
Da horse lookin mitey suspi-suspu-nervous back at da kitteh. Sharp pointy ends on the cutey feet!