Comments on: geico collections agent

By: Princess Mu

Princess Mu — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:33:40 +0000

u r all verry welcome! thanks fur comming tew da picknik

By: Hakkou

Hakkou — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:25:52 +0000

ah werks at teh geico. dis mayks me happee!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:30:12 +0000

Yay!!! Ambercat. LOL!! Gud job. Soooo menee roomers. an now we – haz yet anudder knolj wif wich we can astonish ar frenz!!!

{{{{Ambercat}}}}

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:24:11 +0000

OK, so ahfter mennee minits ob reece urge awn yutoob an wikkipeedya Ai can stayt, cattygorikly taht teh orijinul voyse ob teh gecko awn teh geico ads wus a posh Brit aksent an teh current voyse is a Lunnon aksent – teh aktor is Jake Wood hoo plais Max Branning in teh Brit sope “Eastenders”, set in Eest Lunnon.
Sum Oz aksents sown allot lyk teh Lunnon aksent as a reult ob Britin yusin Oz as an openayr prison, bak in teh ayteenf sentry (afteh we gat kikked owt ob Merkah, so cudnt send owr conviks tehre enneemore!)
Tihs has bin a pubik serbiss annoncemunt, awn behaf ob Pedants Anonnymouse. Ai nao retern yu to yur reglar LOLs

By: breanna

breanna — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:57:47 +0000

dangit, buy mai inchurenc alreedy. nom nom nom

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:14:11 +0000

Awwww, Mu, tanks so mush!
Mai belli fur has neber felt so……
.
.
lubricated!
Glad to have you back!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:36:34 +0000

Oh mah Princess!!!
U’ve cum bak to us! U didn’t reeeeely hab to bring us pwesents, but I’z in lub wif mah box ov amber and silver. So byootiful!
Fank yew fur teh martoonee and teh nom noms. Nofing iz quite az byootiful az a dai in teh Princess Mu Meadow, ware teh bridge reeches teh earff.
*bows to Princess*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:55:50 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:34:26 +0000

I has a new shooes?

*looks down at shooes wiff pleshur*

Wai, tank u, frend! How thotty ub u!

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:10:33 +0000

PASD!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:12:06 +0000

U sed it!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:46:42 +0000

test

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:46:01 +0000

Cheezfren, nebbur, nebbur feel tacky an shamed fur bein finanshullee cunstrayned.
Dat is nebbur a gage ub a man’s wurf.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:21:17 +0000

Sum turlolz laikz to snuggle. Reelee. Maybee nawt the gator though!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:03:08 +0000

Ai know – COL – ai just spent a terribul week where ai cudn’t soo enething wif a lappy top and just IE!! Cudn’t doo enething but luk, an nawt much eben then. Tooo SLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

An ai wudn’t fur teh whirrled hav it taht yoo cudn’t bee heer. Ai just hope they can finc a solooshun taht can maek awl ov us happee!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:01:02 +0000

LOLOLOL!!! Yoo guize!! Best buncha burgerz EBER!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:59:02 +0000

It reelee werked. Yoo ar heer. *sniff* Ai ar soooo happee now!
an – what a troolee spektacular entrance. Ai cud nawt pawsiblee hav stajed it bedder maiself!

An how awn URTH did yoo know taht ai luvz teh silks in deep greens an purplez??

An what a plaice fur a picnic. Teh best ov awl. Ai hav alreddee let awl mai kittehs out an wee had a reelee good romp. Wuz so gud to see tehm again!

Do yoo know teh eggsakt lokahsun ov teh beginning ov teh Meadow? Ai’m going to start bringing these historical eventz forward so awl ar noo frenz can see this too!

{{{{{{Princess Mu}}}}}} Oops – ai nokked yur sweeet liddl crown a liddle kruked. *straighten, straighten* There – awl purtee again.

Now – if ai can just get teh odders to cum too!!!!

(ai understand about teh house – sounds grate – but still – yoo were missed!!)

By: joannawashere

joannawashere — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:51:12 +0000

Im on ur finger, hangin on 4 my lief.

By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:41:46 +0000

yah – iz just a coinkydink.

*whispurrs*
werd on teh street is tehy will paper teh howse this week an erly nekst, bcawse we had so liddle tyme to advertise between wen we closed at teh first theater and opened at teh DR2…maybe give TDF a call?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:29:02 +0000

Doan leev, Kafleen; yuu hasta staye adn halp awl ov us to maike muches funee adn hav moar funses. Srsly. Us needes yu!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:26:00 +0000

Hai again, SolnEsther. Hoep yoo com bak heer. The more you speek, the moar interesting yoo become.

Can yoo pleez tell mee sumthing about yurself? Ai wud luv to know!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:58:49 +0000

Thankyu Tucatsu! Many burgers fer you. Das one ob the reason I love Cheezpeeps, dey know allh stuff dat I has forgotted and many bunches more.n

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:55:27 +0000

EERRGGG I canna remmemers the title. Poop!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:50:29 +0000

not good for snorgles, fer me at leese.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:49:31 +0000

Noap, I had a herpatologist housemate when I wus fresh outta school who used up one of the two tubs inna house fulla hippies fer his gator, but I’se essentially ambivalunt about cold blooded invertebrates.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:41:56 +0000

dis is so tacky. I yam ashamed. But I am geographically enabled, culturally predisposed, and literarily inclined to go see yer play but I unfortunately am financially constrained. We has alreddy spent much of our entertainment budget on Met Opera tickets and while $40 each for tickets is not much compared to to most other Theater experiences, particularly in Manhattan, is there any Lol or cheezfrens incentive plan? There is another Mark Twain play running this season, I think itz On Bway and nawt a musical, any relation between them other than coincidence?

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:50:01 +0000

“Ai needz a bigur box!”

By: Tucatsu

Tucatsu — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:41:01 +0000

Hai, maybe dis anzer too late in thred–But book is “The World Without Us” by Alan Weisman. Iz very interestin’. (Lolspeak off.) The author was encouraged to write the book when he wrote an article about the recovery of the environment around Chernobyl after all the people were evacuated.

Dat iz all.

By: Sheri

Sheri — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:59:59 +0000

!! lurvz teh owl snl deyz..

By: Sheri

Sheri — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:55:17 +0000

ihart teh gecco!

i laffz wen i ceez teh catmershallz on teh toob (nawt intertube).. lurvz akscent 2!
souns awlmos, cackenee? (i nawt espurt dough).

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:48:27 +0000

taht isn’t exactly NOM NOM NOM

moar like nom nom nom

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:30:10 +0000

ow ow datz berry clevur! an fanks for the welcomz

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:00:27 +0000

No fries, chips

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:50:31 +0000

Himz got Hy hoaps!

By: Princess Mu

Princess Mu — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:49:27 +0000

ur welkum!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:46:58 +0000

SolnEsther – furst – thankz fur ’splaining yur nayme. Ai WUZ curious – but ai am awlwa9z curious!!

But next – ar yoo a herpetologizt? Mai niece Jennifur iz – interesting it iz.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:43:17 +0000

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By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:41:39 +0000

wull, yeah – wif mai *rillygudyushudawlgoseeit* liddle plai…

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:37:30 +0000

Tri dis trick necks tyme. Inbite de G-hova Witnessie peeps inta haus. Offer guess fuds. Aks dem tu prey wit yu. Be berry nice an agree wit all dey says. Say bye-bye an cum bak soon, plz.
Dey wont no watt hit dem. Will be berry berry confuded, wont no watt to say er do. Dey are trained to talk de earz offa not-nice peeps, an are not noing watt to du wit otter types.
Dey go away an not cum bak, I betcha. Works fur mii.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:35:23 +0000

Wut SHEE said! U hab gibben mee sew many laffs wen ai despritly needed dem–u kno CC gibbed uss laffter too halp uss kope—liek wen ai fot mah hubby wuz dyin. (Hee’s mush betteh, now, BTW; fanks 4 teh praiers.) Leen on uss 4 a liddle whyle. Lett uss halp u teh wai u’ve halped uss, okay?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:10:08 +0000

YAYAYAYAY!!! I thot it wuz just taht yoo were reelee reelee bizzy!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:08:22 +0000

KAFLEEN!!!! KAFLEEN!!! Dont go!!! yoo ar despritlee needed heer! Dunt yoo KNOW that!!!!

Regardlezz ov what happenz, we MUST stik togedder – hau can wee bee happee if sum ov ar deer peeple ar missing???? No fun there! We need yoo!!!! Laik we need ayre to breethe!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:07:28 +0000

Awlso teh Geico Gecco iys sumtiems “Salesman of the Month”, iyn wich cayse hims getz teh speshul prefurred paurkyng spaut, reserbed ownly fur teh Hi Cloasers.

GG haz a snazzy lil redd cumvirtibull caur, mebbee bout teh syze ov a Barbie caur, wich hims paurkes iyn tihs spaut ,jes liek teh ‘Byg Cheezes’ duz.
(Wye nawt, Ai figgers, hims deserbs iyt).

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:49:16 +0000

http://www.geico.com/about/corporate/word-from-sponsor/

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:47:46 +0000

the geko has had bof. way bak win he had a posh English aksint IIRC.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:44:25 +0000

oooooooooh-shinee and muzical….fanks!

By: Princess Mu

Princess Mu — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:42:12 +0000

*directs sudan chare barers tew slow the frantic pace and stop near Janet*

*steps from chare, opens arms tew Janet*

kum gives us a smoo darling! Ahm sorri ah have neglected u lately!

I brought presents frum abroad tho, purrhaps den joo cin furgibe me?

Lusois silks in deep greens and purples fur Janet…
a box ov amber and silvur fur Romeow…
new donkey shooes fur kafleen…
eggsotik vucan moosikal instruments fur tribble an mary o…
a diamond studded collar fur cookies human…
eggsotik spices fur teho an stend…
special belli fur lubricint fir woodchuck… ( tew help wiff bellyslyde injurys incurred thru friction )
ambur pendants fur IBK…
low healed silk shoes fur LCB…
( if i left you off this list, please let mi no an ah will open up the other gift trunk and find urs)

*asks bearers tew set up picnic and tents here in da medow*

*Passes out martinis and starts the first round of apitizers on the wai around the crowd*

{(IRL) my roomate and I are buying a house and that is what is keeping me so busy. }

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:37:15 +0000

How em-bare-assed I yam for cornfuzing the Australian accents fer the English accents. I clearly needs to spen more time in fronta the toob so I done miss these subltetees

By: cSmall

cSmall — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:35:11 +0000

(|{0|) xelebenty

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:26:20 +0000

(||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) for u! Ai seez a bryte fyuchur 4 u, Shanmao! LOL!! Ai lurvz teh "O Hai, heh, heh"