« Previous Effishuncie cat | Superior kitteh Next »
166 Comments »
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Lolcats n Funny Pictures
Pick a picture
Upload any picture, or use our images.
Add a caption
Write something funny. You can even make one just for your friends.
Save it or Submit it
» Make One Now!
(Tips & FAQ)
More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts Lolspeak Wiki
Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?
Lady humps be on the opposite side from your back, dear.
oh snap!
@@@@@
Butts there can b cleevage in teh bak, iffs u pull down teh pantses a liddle bit.
Troo. I tawt teh sogn be moor ehbowt teh bak den teh front.
and yer teh Nordge frigerater repairman
an yer teh Nordge frigerater repaiman.
wut, bofe ob tehm?!
Silly ambercat ob course bofe ob dem! Iffen he only had he si all lopsided inna truck.
Iffen Ladies humps wer inna back more guys would learn to slow dance.
Butz if dey waz on the back, (or at least one), could make dancing way more interesting
SolnEster, we had dis thought at the exact time. Care to dance…?
which way yo wanna face?
They really needs to teech sex edukation in da skools.
Dey too bizee wif teechin lolgrammer
Dey teech sex edukation in mah skools.
no wai
They teeches bout teh birds and teh bees, but neber bout teh camels.
Conga cat ulashuns, CH, on ur xlnt nawt secund!
Wuht kind drinkee ewe preefer? Ewe can has a chawklit martoonie - tehy iz mai flavorite!
We can danz to wok laik an eejipshun?
Danz liek eejipshun good, chawklit martoonie????? ick? Nawt fer reel. pls tell me nawt fer reel!
Yup, chawlit martoonies now. Dey make almost awl flabors except the gin an vermuff flavor, you gotta order dat special.
I’ll has a chawlate milk, and we kan danse to “walk like a Bactrian” cause thats the kind of kamel dis be.
CH, yoo so smart! Hao U noe taht?
Bactrian camels haz da two humps, da Arabian (dromedary) haz de one hump. I haz ridden the dromedary in Egypt - iz not komfortable ride. But dey kan be coaxed into making the funniest slurping noise that had me lol,rots (laughing out loud, rolling on da sand)
Slurping though is right before SPITTING WITH DEADLY AIM, no?
Ai has alwayz wanted to ryde a camal!
Has you heered of teh movie “The Story of the Weeping Camel”? Is bery, bery gud.
Kamels wif de one hump be look like lettur “D” if turns head sidewayz. D for dromedary. Kamels wif 2 humps be look like lettur “B” if turn head sidewayz. B for Bactrian. Dem be enday– inday– ende– almost gone in teh wyld, un4chuna8ly.
Cool mnemonic Monique thx. Muh Son taught me fool proof way to remember which is muh class and my bread plate at a restaurant. He say make the OTAY sign wid thumb and pointer on right hand, now do same wif left hand - look down the one shaped like a d (your right hand) is fer Drink The glass onna right is yers. The one shaped like a b (yer left) is for bread - the bread plate to da left is yers.
I have found dis getting more an more helpful as I age
I almos sed ‘cool monique mnemonic’
saai taht fass 5 thymes… Ai noze ai cannut… wuss mnemonic, btw?
It’s a device to help you remember something. Like “Every good boy deserves fun” to remember the order of the lines on the treble clef (EGBDF).
Ah, jess, 4annahaffKittehs!! Thass berry halpfal… tahnk joo berry mush 4 teh enlytn-…. unliet… ejumucashun… joor sew kynde…
Sry ewe doesn’t laik chawklit martoonie. Iz okay. Chawklit milk beze grate too.
Ebberybody lain up!
*holdz up hanz*
*walk in lain*
*move hed bak n fourth*
sumtimes the man humpz too but yoosually there is onlee one of those.
ai think this did nawt come owt liek ai ment.
ai was meening that men sometimez haz a hump too, on the opposite of teh back… they groes them with teh beers, yoosually.
this no burger thing.. itz hard to tell sumtimez if peeple r getting wut u meen!
.
uf corse if u lieks the dubble entendries, i can take back mai take back!
I frot u meant dat teh one hump man juss falls asleep.
(I’m bery happeh bout no burgers wif dis comment)
shh. taht wuz teh dubble entendrie.
ackshully if you luk at the camel’s expresshun….
.
sheesh. ai am sending myself to teh Nawty Barn. Agin.
Iz OK, leeza-b. I fink yu has lots of kumpanee todai wif tihs lolcat. An dere’s stilll manee fuds in da Nawty Barn!
we can haz leftovers? hope there’s enuf to go arownd! maybee we shud call for sum pizzas just in cayse. And date bred for teh camul. ai think he shud be in the NB too. itz awl hiz fawlt.
wut dyu wont awn yur peeezah?
Anchobees
Banananananas
Cheeeez
D….
Dairee cheezes
ebony black oliveses
fyre roasted red peppurz!
g…
Grilld grene peppers
Hot chilly peppers
I….
Ai putz heer it cumz owt rite plaze fur de greedimentz?
Merryskeno chareez
n,o,p,
quarturpowndur cheezburger
rostbefe,
snausij,
termaturz
unyumz
v
dint. Hao duz dis fing werx ennywaiz? cud dribe kraizee if wurnt alredy.
vewee stinkee camel beez
wen cumz cloz willz spitz awn thee (thee?!).. hehehehe.. :-p
xtra cawshunz i must has
y? becuz datz y, dat jes seyz it awl!
zebert awn a camel?! NAWT!!!!!!!!
.. ooh.. my secund, nawt furrst twy! (hoepfurree i nawt 2 slowz awn teh puter wit dis).
Garlick
Hot peppahs
Ittee bittee peeses ob jinjer
J…
Jinjer, but big
Jerk chikin
Kansas citee pryme beefs
Lolives (ai lieks the lolives)
Marjarom
NAWT Pineapples!
Pineapples (arrgghh)
O
Olives - udder kind
Peppers Udder kind
Quince (fer TTI Cheezfrens)
R
Roast peppers
Smoked bacon
Tasso Ham
U
Redd peppur flaeks (nawt much)
Salami
Tonz an tonz ub cheez.
U…
Blak Lolives, oar grene lolives? Wee liek bofe—but nawt att teh saem tiem.
Harf and harf or if you prefer den black onna pizza and green inna martoonies
ai lieks both, at the same time or seperite!
SnE haz a gud idea tho!
and considerin the lolcap ai think ai’ll haz a dirty martoonie, plzthx!
motzarella
no py nappl (nawt awn peetza, ai eet it layter plz, kthx)
oregano
we can has fun in teh nawty barn!!
’s ok, teh nawty barn iz getting a bit stretched owt ennyway… we’re fillin up fast! soon be SRO. come on in and haz sum pizza. itz almost reddy!
yay! fank yoo!!
.
(IRL - sumwun neer my cubee at teh werks haz a burger fer teh dinners, I finks. It shur smells liek teh burgers. much yum. but pizza frum teh nawty barn haz no calories, so bedder in manee wais!)
Ai is goin to teh nawty barn nekst week - srsly! Ai’s awn a owtdoor furst ayd corse an we is staying at a campink barn, but Ai tink its rly teh nawty barn (it serpently will be bai teh tym Ai’m dun!)
ai am gellous Ambercat! ai luvs teh camping!
fresh airs… toasting peeps ovver the fyre… ahhhhh
hope u have fun!
is nawt reel campin - no tents or campfyrs - an is, teknikly, werk, but Ai’s shor Ai’ll has fun
Hoapz yu mene de meershmelo peepz, nawt owr frenz.
ys! mershmello peeps! nawt cheezpeeps!
they toastz pretty gud.. if u do it jus rite, you getz a littul caramelly on teh owtside. *drool*