Comments on: no rush, just FYI…

By: W3G

W3G — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:10:35 +0000

Thats what i call..killer eyes!
-W3G

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:05:15 +0000

Scarey kitteh sez her myssed littrebaux adn sew wut?

Sez hers woan turn awn her xray eise, sew her hyoomin shud be jes glad tu kleen up aftur her Royule Kittehness, KTHX.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:54:00 +0000

Ai wuz sekond wun to cum awn afture teh yukky kommint wuz poasted.

Mai eise awlmoast bugged owt ov mai hed. Ai rlly wunted tu tel poaster
aowf butt Ai culdn’t fink ov ennyting tu sez xcept:

Oooooooooooooh! Nooooooooooooooooes! Bad!

(Rlly wuz bad.)

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:28:09 +0000

Russhin Bloo wud goe iyn teh littre baux wen hims wuz rlly smaull kitteh;
den auld Blak Lolbradoar wud stik hims hed awl teh waye inna baux aftre kitteh;

Gud ting kitteh rlly lyked Lolbradoar, oar goggie wud hav bin awl shreadded up
bye kitteh’s pointee eynds.

(Auld Blak Lab be gone oaver reinbowe brydge lawng tyme naow;
butt Ai stil hasta laff ayt teh memree).

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:18:43 +0000

Altosinger, yu bee sew rite!!!!!!!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:02:17 +0000

Oanley wunce wen Ai cayme awn ICHC, der wusn’t ennywun undur teh
kommints. Ai reuhlyzed Ai cud bee nawt sekond, adn gawt sew xcited, Ai dint
knoe wut tu tipe.

Bye teh tyme Ai fynully tiped sumfing, Romeow wuz ahed ov mee;
Ai thot ‘haow hims geyt dere sew fas?’

Wuz OK wif mee tho, Ai jes laffed adn wyshed hims congrats, dans, adn
bebberidge choyce; weez awl frends hear: maikes noe nebbermynd hoos 1st.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:10:44 +0000

Oh Sol! Too kwote Gaspar (amahl n teh Nite Visitorrs):
“Thank you, thank you, THAAAANK you!”
Nao ai cann rite itt daon.
Aor band direktr had teh wurds awn hiz bord in teh muzik bilding, menny munes ago…

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:04:19 +0000

Memeber nawt too leeve owt gudness an merssy!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:35:23 +0000

* Hinesite *

**snerk**

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:13:42 +0000

no, i bemebreed it rong. it wuz teh xtra-floofy kitteh wut kuldn’t fit in teh box wit teh lid. teh xtra-pudgy kitteh had shallo box wit not enuf litter. himz wuz verry finicky bout poo-to-litter rashio an wuld put teh poo owt on teh flore if not enuf kleen litter for himz lieking. i buyded more litter an putted in abowt three times as muchez. tehn himz muchez happyer an putted teh poo in teh box wher it belongded.

By: VTFootballGrad

VTFootballGrad — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:32:57 +0000

Kitty: “Serves you right for forgetting to put the litter box out last night. Thats one stain that shout won’t take out”

By: zski

zski — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:23:26 +0000

I noes peepls hoo has goggies an bunnehs.
Goggies tink dat bunneh’s ar hoppy littel treet dispensers.

(ew)

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:09:15 +0000

Did the donkee picture go to the same place teh burgers went?
*sigh*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:38:54 +0000

Yep. Ol wurd press shurlee gunna get it wun day.

An when it doo, I’m gunna call it shurlee.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:42:51 +0000

I wus nawt an active Lolcat den but I rememmers readin gthos commentz and sayin to muhseff – “dese folks has de same crazy as me” I lubs dis site
Sum times I feel dat I mus constrain muh natural anarchist but whyl its nawt easy, it werf it for being part ob dis gang of Lolcats.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:36:21 +0000

Yur rite dey are awl great wif the nawt sekkund but Maus is at the toppa my list. Dat is one sardonic lill rodent.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:36:18 +0000

Kitteh thinks ….”Yes I iz miss da litter box juz likes you is missed givin meh my favorite foodz for dinnah … You gives me #%^$ I iz gives it backs to youz”…

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:23:52 +0000

But we haz lots an lotsa fun dere!!!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:21:45 +0000

Janet, thanks for teh linky…I been lookin fur da start of dat fred! Doez wuz fun timez!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:33:43 +0000

Ennyway—hoap ur dooin betteh. {{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}} !! (Repete az needed!)

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:31:31 +0000

oh, HEWG rude stuff. Kitteh kat sed sum reeeely bad stuff—ai got mad n yelled. Den sed “sowry” 4 teh yell—n wen ai went bak, teh hole fing had been remooved. We awl like teh plase coz itz teh saef heer. Peeple tawkin bad stuff—DO NOT WANT.

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:58:02 +0000

Ohai, hyooman! dis iz yur moanin wayk up kawl!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:55:35 +0000

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
mennee, mennee bergurs to yu! Taht wun maed me LOL. Ai has seen teh kittehs wit taht egzakt luk awn teihr fayses

By: kiwican

kiwican — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:45:45 +0000

kafleen!
Kum C uz on teh cheezfrens, kay?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:36:42 +0000

oh, ZF, dat ‘beminds mii ob teh thyme my crazee liddle Andy-Pandy hadda peece ob tinsel in hiz diaper (nappy) along wiff teh poo. I LOL’d when I SAwed it! It wuz still attached, so I pulled it out, and denn pulled teh odder tynsil off teh tree.

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:34:56 +0000

ai sry… ai deent noe yoor dayt wuz owlurgic tew kittehs – i reely laikd hurr *evil grin*

oh, n btw, aim hangree!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:32:44 +0000

troo dat. Boff my nutso dal and my silly lab lub (lubbed in teh case ob dally) to get dem sum treets. I guess it looks like tootsy-Roll cobbered in crushed peenuts.

By: zippy

zippy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:28:37 +0000

wii looks 4 word 2 yer sekond nawt sekond and yore wizzyness!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:23:23 +0000

oh, my pore liddle Dr. Virjay (hymns nebber akchewally wint 2 grad skool—shhhh, doan tell hymn dat yoo noes!) got stuck in teh addict last nite. I cood heer hem yelling, butt I cooln’t find hem pore fing! I went outside an hurd hyjmn yelling frew teh eaves! Mein Bruder was sleepin in teh gest rume wiff teh dore 2 teh attidkt in teh closit (not Narnia! ), so i didn’t check dare. Wen wii found hem dis mourning, he wuz mad—yelling at us, an he bited my leg–drew blud–hez nebber done dat B4. win I came home 2nite, I didn’t see hem an i wint outdsyde and cauled an cauled! I wuz so worried dat hee got outsyde and runned away becuz hee wuz pissed! (he did do dat in teh adict, an poo, 2!). He was in an upstaares bedrm, and came out juss as happy as ebber. I lurves my lidddle Virjay—heez teh berry BEST kitteh!!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:12:42 +0000

vasoline B gud 4 dry ii’s !!! I use an oyntmint mayde ob vaseleen and mineal oyl in my ii’s at bedthyme. Rlly helpz teh severe dry ii’s. And pleenty ob dropz in teh day. (My lupus, let me show yoo it.). Maybe dis help sumwon.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:05:07 +0000

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:03:33 +0000

pleez 2 B gibbin’ hymn or hurr a wipe! STAT!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:46:28 +0000

Tanks, 4.5 kittehs.

By: 4½ Kittehs

4½ Kittehs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:43:33 +0000

Ohai kafleen. Gud to see u an ur scents ob humour ar bak.
Sumtimez sulkin iz zaclee hte rite fing to doo.
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:31:21 +0000

U shur? Mebbeh u missed ur meds, an hit teh stoopid box.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:29:35 +0000

deh pleh surprizez…

Gess I missed sum big rude stuff wile I wuz sulkin, huh?

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:24:04 +0000

Taht iz kewl!
i met Selby, adn shii wuz vry nice!
Shii letted mii recite 2 hir!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:17:47 +0000

Persunnullee, i nebbur saw wutt much teh big deel bee. If sumwun yell “Furst!”
I am not goin too gib dem a dants, dats sertun, butt I am not goin to bee nommin
dare burgurs, eedur. 2 mee, bee just sorta a “nuffin too see heer” bored look
an move on. It doo bee kinda selfish, reelee, cunsidduring dat sumwun else mita
had sumpin good too say, butt still…dussunt seem like rudeness needs too result.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:14:37 +0000

Oh, tis simpul! Teh nawtee barn is Janet’s barn ware wee run off too doo teh
nawtee stuffs dat cannot bee seen on heer!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:11:47 +0000

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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:10:18 +0000

Yes, dats when I gotz mah nawt-sekkund, nawt sekkund, when teh picture of Gary G. was dere, an I wus nawt knowing dat dis fellow gave so meny enjoyments to so meny peeps.
Mah falts.

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:06:59 +0000

Do espain dees fings. Ai needz to noe wut ‘nawtee barn’ and teh rest iz….

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:52:22 +0000

yow! mii 2! adn awl teh udder wunz.
Fantagraphics, under Jeff Smith’s direction, iz gonna reizyou..reeishu.. put out one mo nother version ub awl teh Pogo strips!!! Yay!
f u b leikin Pogo – luk @ Jeff’s “Bone” series. srsly!
o adn i bin 2 teh Pogo Festimabobble n Waycross!!
(fink tehy dunt doo it no moar B^{(>)

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:43:16 +0000

Or teh noble (adn trew-blew) goggie verse
(imcludning a real LOL, butt no spiderz):
“Bark us all bow-wows of folly
Polly-wolly cracker and toodle-oo
Hunky Dory’s Pop is LOLly-
Gaggin’ in the wagon
Willy folly go through!”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:41:26 +0000

Dey can b keeping deh pleh surprizez 2 demselvez.
Wii stay heer adn play.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:38:47 +0000

TAHT is a wunnderful storee. What a grate thing to hav!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:37:23 +0000

Poor Janet!! inund8ed wif kindnesses!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:29:02 +0000

Thankz may wee!!! gud thing yoo told me. That wun iz mai Yahoo address taht ai don’t use much, so ai don’t luk veree offen.

Ai traid to put in wun ov mai other wuns taht ai look at – but – dint’ werk. Aill go luk now!

An thanks to yoo, too, cweenmj. Frenz ar grate thingz to hav, ai think.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:26:59 +0000

i think I b finding u there and I hab just
sending you deh email.
Reply if it getz 2 u.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:25:48 +0000

Mai favoriet haz awlwaiz been “Health half-nosed furry like a woman’s corns.”