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furst?
Dis is the mos clever and amuzing thing you could find to say? Being nawt sekkend wiff nuthin is almose as honorable as bean tied fer forf.
SnE, wut’s wrong wif tyin yr beans??? Dey runs up teh pole betterer taht way
my pole beans likes to twine up a length ob, er, twine (as it wer)
it rilly wud be a liddel gentlisher to splain dat nawt second is preferred term to teh “obvious” first. an teh clebber commint is preferred to jus sayin nawt second. dats wut teh rest ob us dew………. ai hasn’t seen dat splained 4 awhile now an ders lots ob new kittlins playin in teh sandbox now. is fun tew…. hope ai splained it ok - dussnt mean to hurt any fillins
yes, dis wud helps. Ai only knew bout nawt sekkund by reading it in da LOL dictiom.., dyctiiona….word buk.
us nOObs needz da helps.
yer write, I wus too harsh.
but habbing passed up my only chants (so far) at a nawt sekkend bekawse I had nuffin to say, I reeacts poorly when udders go ahed and say nuttin.
Please accept muh hart felt appologies wiztracy, I had no rite to beat on you like dat, sumtines Ise a cranky ole fart whose standards are impossibly high. Kin I offer you a beveridj along wif muh appologies?
Iz OK SolnEsther. I wuz angree. But then I wuz wrong 2. I gits excited sumtimes
wii looks 4 word 2 yer sekond nawt sekond and yore wizzyness!
Pat pat, ther ther, u will getz anudder chanse! Mostest fun is bein in a 3 or 4 way tye! Ai got to be wun ob teh 3 tenors oncet!
is dat teh Hippopatamus wun?
yup, but if ai goez to look 4 it ai loozez tihs page…
hear ’tis. I fink dis is Prof. d’Beakerz fav, bekuz hippos aer sew kewl..
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/22/funny-pictures-harmoniez-we-sing-them/#comment-249551
Ok, nao I needz to noe hao to serch 4 a pic. All I gotted waz teh lolcloud…..
Nermallee, tehy wud just get lottsa low burgerz - tehn wun ov us wud need to splain wai.
Usuallee - teh wun doing taht is sumwun unknown to us.
An ai hav passsed up menee - ai simplee do nawt possess taht kind ov funnee. Ai usuallee just sit there - luking at teh “no comment” wif a total brayne freeze!! Ambercat an Cookie’s Human - Mary O’ - GeeNeeZkatz - mennee ar reelee gud.
*sigh* it’s a gift!
Yur rite dey are awl great wif the nawt sekkund but Maus is at the toppa my list. Dat is one sardonic lill rodent.
Wud be gud tu hab sum spanin ina wiki oar sumfing. Maibez Rosie can du wun
dese daiz. ROOLS an comun curtsiez, liek nawt swarez tu mush. an maibez
eebun hao tu du owr paostz ware we wantz dem tu goze and hao tu maikz
liddul avatarz an smilyz. Ai hab Smiley central an it wil nawt du in heer, jus de emayo.
Deer gmawairsgreneshuz. Yoo see - teh problem iz - we reelee haz no “roolz.” We doo hav “customs.”
But - if we HAD a rool, teh wun an awnlee wud bee to plai nice and bee nice. As wee ar awl sooooo much alike heer.
Ai (a hav been commenting since - oh mebbee July - a bit - seriouslee since Septembur) - an teh storee ov teh “unwanted” furstt comment az “furst” is a verree long wun. Usuallee, teh peeple hoo say “furst” ar just passing thru an ar nebber herd frum again.
But sumtiems, we hav had reelee hurted felines, an taht maed awl ov us sad. Ai used to do a “stern but gentul” lekshur awn wai we don’t do it. Ai shud dig sum ov them out an post them now an again.
In fakt, ai hav been thinking ov poasting linkz to sum ov teh grate thredz ov teh past ebree now an then - so teh noo peepl can see whar menee ov ar custums (liek teh “nawtee barn” an “Teh Princess Mu Majical Meadow” an teh HSRW (Hed Splort Recoveree Ward), teh CCC, the CHRG(wdoi), teh GH(wPoi), an awl teh Grate Advenchures wif lolcatburglar, an gibbocat’s “Winter Olympics” an mai amaziing Hoamcoming Parade, an Jules pretending to be Teho an shouting “Furst” awn first!
An much, much moar.
Oh - infamousqbert just posted awl teh smilies again taht werk heer. Iz nawt too far bak.
An nermallee, much ov this information iz awn D Marie’s site - but she’s been sick and nawt heer.
Oh hai, Janet!
Duz u b feline bedder noaw dat u iz bak home?
Wii awl misst yew so muches. It just aint deh same heer
wifout u.
1 uv teh thingz I likes about libbing in teh are vee is dat
wearebber wii go, wii iz home. wii moved 2day adn noaw
wii r in Nebadah.
ai used to liv in are vee 2. werked const. but naow home in souf loosiana. mis teh travlin sumtimes
Wii b retried. wii luvz deh trabbeling life. Wii hab ben
on deh road for almost 2 yrs. Much moar fun tahn
teh werking life.
An oh hai, cweenmj!!!
Yes, ai am much bedder. Tho ai wuz having a wunderful tiem, too. If awnlee they wud have understood a bit better . . .Oh well. Ai wud hav lieked to hav been ablul to reed a bit moar eben if ai cudn’t comment.
an thank yoo fur teh nice complimint (taysts a bit laik chawlit)! But ai misses menee peepl, too. It is stranj, is it not? We enjoyz teh companee of sum peepl so much that wehn they ar nawt heer - we reelee suffer. Ai reelee miss paws4thot. It is troo- he haz been goan befoar fur longer tiems, but usuallee he sayed he wuz going. Then it’s nawt so bad. ai awlwais feer tehy ar nebber coming bak - an then ai has a giant hole in mai hart.
Awn a liter noat - that iz an intersting lief yoo are leeding!! Do yoo think sumday yoo mite be coming to Meeshegun??? Laek Michigun iz veree nice in teh summer, an we hav beeg sandee beeches - an FRESH water!!!
Ai wud luv to show yoo around heer - tho - ai guess - reelee - there’s nawt awl that much to see!!!
Just ar prittee laek. An teh reel nawtee barn!!!
Teh reel nawtee barn! JCH4K, yoo has troolee peeked mai interest!
u has teh reel Nawtee Barn? I must 2 b seeing dat.
Duz teh prittee lake b habbing teh fisheez? Hubby b
lubbing 2 catching teh fisheez.
Wii b going to Oareegone this summer. Then maebee
winter in souf Tex. next summer????? hoo noez????
Wii not plan 2 far in advans.
.
Speeking uv deh missing peeps . . .
I hab not ben seeing teh Gibbocat latelee.
Duz he wander off offen?
I reelee enjoy himz commintz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
Of corse, it developed a lawt frum heer!
SJ browt in teh YNG doing the irining an serving teh martoonies layter, ai think!
Janet, thanks for teh linky…I been lookin fur da start of dat fred! Doez wuz fun timez!!
I wus nawt an active Lolcat den but I rememmers readin gthos commentz and sayin to muhseff - “dese folks has de same crazy as me” I lubs dis site
Sum times I feel dat I mus constrain muh natural anarchist but whyl its nawt easy, it werf it for being part ob dis gang of Lolcats.
yeah- ware gibbocat? zee mad at uz?
An oh - cweenmj - Ai think he iz veree bizzy - but ai donut know.
ai has, as yoo purrhaps bedder than enewun else wud know, a giant sad.
*wispurrz* izzit sekrit? {jch4k} fur teh sad.
i duznt meen to bee nozy.
I wuz not noing u had teh giant sad.
Did i miss sumfing?
Ummm - ai guess ai wud haz to say “yes” sorta.
This plaice - yoo know - it has menee aiez.
i aer very sowy to heer you haz a sad. let me no if eye can halp.
thank yoo veree much sweepea - but hau do ai doo that???
nite, janet. email iz on teh cheezfrenz if you needz me.
oops. i sees we crossed in teh mail so to speek. can youz fine me in teh cheez frenz? clik on the memberz list, den clik on my name, and datz hao to fine the e mail.
Ahh. I be on deh yahoo cheez group.
But - doo ai know hoo yoo ar there?? That haz been mai problem. Ai look at those names - an ai don’t know hoo they ar!! Well - sum peepl, ov corse are eezee - but most ov them - ai hav no cloo.
janet, i think i just sented you an email (using the cheezfrends email address ), and if you like, you can reply to my email address that way..
i think I b finding u there and I hab just
sending you deh email.
Reply if it getz 2 u.
Thankz may wee!!! gud thing yoo told me.
That wun iz mai Yahoo address taht ai don’t use much, so ai don’t luk veree offen.
Ai traid to put in wun ov mai other wuns taht ai look at - but - dint’ werk. Aill go luk now!
An thanks to yoo, too, cweenmj. Frenz ar grate thingz to hav, ai think.
Poor Janet!! inund8ed wif kindnesses!!
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Do espain dees fings. Ai needz to noe wut ‘nawtee barn’ and teh rest iz….
Oh, tis simpul! Teh nawtee barn is Janet’s barn ware wee run off too doo teh
nawtee stuffs dat cannot bee seen on heer!
But we haz lots an lotsa fun dere!!!
Oanley wunce wen Ai cayme awn ICHC, der wusn’t ennywun undur teh
kommints. Ai reuhlyzed Ai cud bee nawt sekond, adn gawt sew xcited, Ai dint
knoe wut tu tipe.
Bye teh tyme Ai fynully tiped sumfing, Romeow wuz ahed ov mee;
Ai thot ‘haow hims geyt dere sew fas?’
Wuz OK wif mee tho, Ai jes laffed adn wyshed hims congrats, dans, adn
bebberidge choyce; weez awl frends hear: maikes noe nebbermynd hoos 1st.
more better said, nawt sekkund.
Concatulations.
Wut are we danzin and drinkin 2?
I stepped in da same hole a while back. Some peeps don’t noes. Plz to help dem (us).
mamarosa, sweet interbenshun! U r nies person, wantin to hlep uvvers! Ebereebuddee getz to maek miztakes sumtiems, huh.
i likes yur comet, mamarosa.
letz awl laff at owerselbez and danz to teh Fluegel’s subminimalist magnum opus :B flat.
i posted a linkee (2wice) hopefulee twill sho up.
phooey! So did I, but it got eeted!
to da saem fing?
well, it was a NPR newsclip, wif a sound clip ob de trombone playin, guess whut, a Bb (B-flat, u noe)
But I had to google him, din’t bleev in it when u mentioned it, gigglol!
yeah! dat’s teh wun!!1 it’ll prolly get horked up after we re-poast a fyu moar tymes.
Oh mamarosa - ai remember taht wun so well. Taht wuz wehn ai mayde a giant idiot ov maiself an had to go awn bended neez and beg fur furgibness!!!
Mai -
That wuz certainlee nawt wun ov mai finer momentz!!
Yes, dats when I gotz mah nawt-sekkund, nawt sekkund, when teh picture of Gary G. was dere, an I wus nawt knowing dat dis fellow gave so meny enjoyments to so meny peeps.
Mah falts.