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Did be his stellar transportatshun device.
That’s a “dis”, not a “did.”
multifunkshunal, aparentlee…
congradulashunz on taupe spot!
ooooo a 5 wae ty lukz like you can haz…
rekwestz? song, danz, dwink?
take five: brubek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOgYw5-pNs
take five guitar solo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkTUoESuQDg&NR=1
I lykes the Take 5 guitar work but I like it mush better wif Brubeck vampin anna piano an listenin to the drummer dealing creativly wid teh unorfodox 5/4 time signachure. Nawt gud for tapping feets.
Same album, Bloo Rondo Allah Tirk, 9/8 time but instead of bean broke up 3,3,& 3 dey plays 2 2 2 an 3 – ver unusual partic when you tink dat these tunes are about my age (originals recorded on wax cylinderss – ok mebbe nawt)
shmellee cat komershul- feebee fwum fwenz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPoabH2VYto
shud to be warned re :langwij at the end ob klip.
i noes dis b a lol! unfowshunaetlee, teh wurk sez NO TOOBZ! :-l an i sez.. boo..
“Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.”
Prinzess Bryed ref FTW!
Wow – five-wai ty! Dis calls fur BIG sillybrashun!
Teh device is not so stellar, ackshually.
seemz a bit stinkee
teh device, dat iz.
Oh, thx for clarifying. I thought I might have forgotten to use soap in the shower this morning.
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Again.
ai gotted sum gincko blooba fur dat but ai keep furgetting to take it.
Whitsh remyndz meh ob wun ob mai fabrit lynez: “Ai needz 2 bump mai Ginko dos!”
Do dat Ginko blowby stuff werk? I wood rilly like to take down poster in bedroom dat says “Pantz first – den shoes”.
@@@@@ yay!
ai shur dint spect dis to end ups down here! not sure if our hommaid burgers will werk as intended………..
jamamakitty – did yoo see? Awn previous thred ar lots ov hoam maid burgers! Reeelee cyoot!!! An Princess Mu haz maid a glorious entrance!!!
oh hai Janet! i missed yoo too.
Tayk tihs owt wen Iz dun.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
*snort* yu funnee Maus!
Damn! No terlit paper. Hey! You gots any terlit paper? No? Damn! Kin yo break a five?
Datz berry clebber, kitteh
Wish mai kittehz wud skip a step 2
humm, may wanna reconsider dat plan…
Eye cutz out da middul pan!
yay! burgers for tribble………… @@@@@
u tak too long to fil ma litterbox
ooh, mai bigboi kitteh hooz teh baddest behayvin’ kitteh eber lykes to wayt ’til ai has teh bag an teh littur owt, an peedul in teh emtee boks. DO NOT WANT!!
um, wuz spoze tu be respondin tu nvr2manykittehs komint.
*shakes fist at intertubes*
darn you wordpress!!
liddle privacy pleez. Sha! cood yoo at leest look da udder way?
juss cuz ai cumz in 2 watches U peein alla tyme
duzznt meens U kin watch mee
nawt fare! i haz nawt goed to teh baffroom alone in 2.5 yeerz (nummer ub yeerz i can has teh addkittehz in ma howz)
LOL I alwaze tell mai bebbehs…”no fank yu, I kin wipe my own bottom! I no needz yur help!”
tell em, nuffin to see heer…. moove it alawng… keep mooving plz…. kthxcyal8r!
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ackshully mine takez full advantage of teh sityooashun by laying down rite in front of the toilet whenevver ai goez and exposing the belleh for rubs. Multi-tasking, we haz it!
(||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) (||0|) *5 cheezburgurz 4 u*
Awwwwwww!
Dey lubz 2 hab u rub tehir belleh!
OMG, I has only jest unnerstud dat addkittehz does not mean gimme ADDitshunal qats, it means you got kittehs wif Attenshun Defficit Disorder! Cheeses Ise slow sumtimes.
Ai wuz alwaiz wundur if she maik shur ai du a gud jawb, oar iz purteck me frum ebel sisstur oar wut? But if she unhpay bowt ne fing poopz onna rug.
luks like hez elimin8ng something besides teh step…
@@@@@ for U!
Don’t get da floof dirtee! Iz 2 pretty!
Datz wut ai wuz tinkin’ rhsb… wut beee-u-teeful fur on dis bebeh.
Oh Hai!
If LolRus be lookin for me, you no see me
Kthxbai
You no see bukket either k?
o noes… duz the orinj kitteh be poysining teh littur?
Y iz ornje kittehs poyzunus?
lolz- ai jus aksed that myself teh otter dai!
somwun givved me a link to splain. ai’ll try and find it. brb
heer yo goez.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/#comments
fanks IFQ!
ai did respond… but wurdpress eeted it.
will problee pleh it bak up sooner or later!
Plumpz Floofee Kitteh
lykez herz noo Speshull Playss kwyte.
Mayz stayz 4ebburr
Hewminz mayz nawtz lyke
dis deesizzun, butz Speshull
Playsez arz saycridd!
Kitteh Liddurr iz
suppoazed 2 inz Bawkz. Nawt
Bukkitt!… Wayrz LolRus?
Kitteh nawtz wurreed
abowtz LolRus. LolRus wantz
Bloo Bukkitt…. Nawt Wyte!
Jack.
i iz cat-king (orz qween?) ob mah bukkit (deffnaetlee NAWT blu bukkitt, nawt furr lolrus! lol)..
plz 2 emptee aftah yuse..
fankz…
ephishensee kitteh haz spokenz
Look at that gorgeous, satisfied, big, orange kitty! mmmmm I must rub that fluffy neck. aaaaaaaahhh
heer, taek tihs snorgle snorkle…
Clear a path….Janis is goin in! Enjoy!
Ai wanna be next!
dis guy be lookin so much like ma big boy charlie iz earee..*smiles n remenizes* melancowlees I haz em
It ar a bery big SAD wehn owr kittehs go to hte Rainbo Bridj. But tehy waytes der for us.
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fank you ! dat will be heben fur us wen we iz srrunded bi all teh kittehs we lovs
ohai
err…scoopy doopy doo…doo
sry i r drunks. o.O
Dat am teh bestust littar evar!
Ai nebber thot kitteh wud poop awn kommand!
(Uther kitteh be leevin; haz had enuff ov xhybishunism).
Awlso Oranj Kitteh muste haz planses tu du muches #2, becuz der bee anuther
bawx wayting fur hers cloas bye.
WATE! I iz making u a prezent.
hope itz not whuts behind door number two….
Mai bebbeh kittehs used to plai in hte big kittehs’ “sandboks”, tehn crash an fallz asleep in teh boks, alll tukkereded owt fwum der playin. Wuz so kyoot!
I am confuse. Howcum frunt haff of kitteh in wastbaskit and bak haff leavin teh room? Shudnt teh bak haff be in teh waistbaskit? An teh frunt haff in a windoe or sumethin? Do we has a splinching problum?
sumteimz we furgetz hao big we ar an, “ooopsie! onna flor.
LOL
Ai taut mebbe kitteh tuk awf tayel befur geddin in box tu keepid naice n neet.
Ooh, dat gud idea – my Mainely coon kitteh emerson used to have a problem wif keepin his floofy pants an tail nice…forchunitly, he didn mind being rubd down wif a damp rag occashunully.
Akshully, he didn mind much of ennything, not havin much of a mind…
(but oh what a sweetiepuss)
Maaaah, Billy fell asleep in de poop bocks agen…
No, I didn’t!
did TOO!
Looks lyke he missed the furst tme judging from the puddel behind him.