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Cheerleader tryouts: ur doin it rong.
congrats, LCB on your top nawt-sekond!
Thx! Spirit fingers all around!
Have a cheeseburger
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Thx! Is it too much trubble if I axe u to hold teh “|”? kthx. Oh, and can I has some extry “|”? kthxnom
(|?|) - mystery meat on a bun, or {| |} kaiser roll if you prefer.
Man I gotta get off cable… even the cat has the Dish network.
that one was ’sposed to be at the bottom
Nyss rodney dill!
5 burgers foar yu!
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Der minister sed dis wood hep me focus on muh devotionals to Ceiling Cat.
and regina, stop trying to make fetch work !!!
HAH!! OK Dis time I throws the treat he gits it fer sure.
happy comcatumalashuns day!!1! wat r ur reekwest for dans an bebbrjs?
Well, since teh flore seems to be missing (<— reference to teh lolpic!) mabye we could has dansin on teh seeling?
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And since I is hasing sooshy for mah lunch, I can has a glass of socky? Wif chopstix? (no, silleh, not onda piano)
oakay is acktivating da grabbity invertur nao…
wwwhoooaaa!!1! ok we is on ceeling nao! ebbrybody do a babooshka!
nao passing arown da sakke. ah hoap da kittehs doant git two drunked an fawl off da seeling! mebbe seeling cat wil sayve dem
won kwestion - hao do u dreenk saki wif chawpstiks?
I thotted that when u went to a place whare they gibbed u chopstix that u had to use them 4 evrything! That’s why teh teas and teh sokkys come in such small cups — so u culd pick them up wif teh stix! O noes! U meen I’ve been… *gasp* doin it rong all this time?
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Next u’ll be tellin me that u doesn’t has to use teh chopsticks after the meel to hold ur toofbrush. And floss! That took 2 peepuls wif chopstix to do.
lol wat?!?!
lcb - great one! Worth elebenty-five cheezburgurs, if we had dem.
Thx! This burger famine is turrible, isn’t it? I hopes we doesn’t has to emigrate to another web site, like teh Irish dids after teh potatoe famine.
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Well, they didn’t go to another *web site* per se, but u gets mah general meening.
yes how we noes iffin we are teh funnie–my insecurities, let me show you them
Ai wann leev lozza burgers for dat LOL commind an ai KANT!
Did u guise add a comment to teh diskusshun about this? If not, u should!
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http://www.ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/removing-burger-ratings-or-nesting-from-comments/
Thanks, LCB. I just did.
Dis a bowl of kitteh head soup!
I iz caught in a space/time vorteks!
Conga rats shumalashunz, CH! A free-waa ty!
U eben manajd 2 conga rats shulamate LCB wifin teh saam minut! Taht’s a nawt-sekund fing, az faraz ai kno!
U kan hab enee sawng n dans u wantz, unles yur happee wif LCB’s “Dansin on teh ceeling”
Hao abowt beberaj? Sum tea? Sumting innit?
Thank you for da nice words. This be a down day, so I takes you up on a speshal drink. Since I duzzn’t drink da hard stuff, I will be happy to have first a tall choklate milk (made wid real milk, not the reduced fat likwid) with lots of Hershee’s chocklate syrup in it, a teeny dash of cinamon, LOTS of whipped creme. After I consooms that, I’d like a tall chaser of a root beer float, wid French Vanilla eye-scream.
CH - we haz a bad day togevvur!
*links paws wit CH, swayrs tomorrow wil be beddur!*
Lamp shade-doin it wrong
How to feed a kitty an all-liquid diet…
OMG U took da floor AND mai hrblz 2?
HULKCAT SMASH!
Soon az ah figgur out hao tu get owt ov dis kone fing. U took harbls, y nawt giv thumz?
(For the record, after my cat, Aldous, had emergency surgery to remove his wee-wee–chronic, life-threatening urinary blockages = nawt gud–he actually figured out how to use tools to remove his cone. It was, er, a little bit scary, especially given that Aldous normally has all the intelligence of a box of rocks.)
Wen mai kitteh Cleo had DA OPPERASHUN, Ai spent much times on picking up da
coller, findin her, n puttin da coller bak on her.
5 burgers & 5 smyels fur dat!
Motivation — Aldous haz it
Ceiling Cat? Yew jellus an tuk teh floor?
y u du dis to me?
Satellite kitteh, now getting over elbenty channels
order one now..
15 cheezburgerz tew yew for dat koment!
and can hear the can opener five houses away
Ai wann leev BURGERS n SMYELS fur all deeze comminds!
Wen ai gets dis fing off, u bee aspectin trubble! (Or iz dat tribble?)
kitteh iz already planning payback…an itz not goin to be pretty!
How mush trubble can a tribble cauze? http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
dubbl trubbl! TRIPPL trubbl!! a TREKLOWD ov trubbl!!!
Oh kay, eye haz tried tu mayke tu commentz wit a link tu da loltrek syte, an da wurdpress haz eated dem bof! Eye eben leeved spaces between sew it wooden’t luk lyk a linky! ARGH!
Comment wuz:
How much trubble can a tribble cause? granades dot com slash 2007 slash 05 slash 02 slash loltrek. Now replace da slashes wit a (/), and da dot wit a (.) an tayke out da spaces.
Ohhh, Tribble, taht be teh funneh! Teh linky did cum up, an fer wuns ai chekked it owt. Much win! Butt tell meh, iz Meester Granade (holy hand?) saiin taht Kapn Kirck bee nawt so smart? Ai meen Mr. Spock hee ain’t, (who is?) butt hee’s nawt so dum, eever.
Oh hai altosinger. Eye dunno whut Meester Granade iz saiin, but hee did a grate job sayin it! Iz wun uff mye flavorite sytes!
OMG wherz the cheezburgers? I kannot rate komments, no matter how kute.
Iz FUURSSTRADING!
Coned-up Kitteh says,
“Dis keaps mi frum skrachin MI,
buht it woan’t saiv YU.”
MY VHEELS !!! I CAN’T MOVE MY VHEELS !!!
Great Scott! RHPC ref, FTW!
Red Hawt Pilly Cheppers??
(yes yes i noes… les do teh tiemwarp agen…
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Rilly hongry, passmeteh cheezburgerz
It’s just a jump to the left…
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the Time Warp again…
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Frank N. Furter… kampiest villan evah!
Riff Raff… most awsum bald alien vampyr huntchbak evah!
Brad… well, U noes.
hehe - an a jump to teh rite!
Elbo seks?
Teho,
Ai thawt that too! Ai iz a yung kitteh, wut iz teh reel ref?
As an anac…anek…persunal storee, ai used to no this gai woo cawled teh Red Hawt Chilly Peppers “RHCP”.