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Cheezburger Network Blog
Cheerleader tryouts: ur doin it rong.
congrats, LCB on your top nawt-sekond!
Thx! Spirit fingers all around!
Have a cheeseburger
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Thx! Is it too much trubble if I axe u to hold teh “|”? kthx. Oh, and can I has some extry “|”? kthxnom
(|?|) – mystery meat on a bun, or {| |} kaiser roll if you prefer.
Man I gotta get off cable… even the cat has the Dish network.
that one was ’sposed to be at the bottom
Nyss rodney dill!
5 burgers foar yu!
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Der minister sed dis wood hep me focus on muh devotionals to Ceiling Cat.
and regina, stop trying to make fetch work !!!
HAH!! OK Dis time I throws the treat he gits it fer sure.
happy comcatumalashuns day!!1! wat r ur reekwest for dans an bebbrjs?
Well, since teh flore seems to be missing (<— reference to teh lolpic!) mabye we could has dansin on teh seeling?
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And since I is hasing sooshy for mah lunch, I can has a glass of socky? Wif chopstix? (no, silleh, not onda piano)
oakay is acktivating da grabbity invertur nao…
wwwhoooaaa!!1! ok we is on ceeling nao! ebbrybody do a babooshka!
nao passing arown da sakke. ah hoap da kittehs doant git two drunked an fawl off da seeling! mebbe seeling cat wil sayve dem
won kwestion – hao do u dreenk saki wif chawpstiks?
I thotted that when u went to a place whare they gibbed u chopstix that u had to use them 4 evrything! That’s why teh teas and teh sokkys come in such small cups — so u culd pick them up wif teh stix! O noes! U meen I’ve been… *gasp* doin it rong all this time?
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Next u’ll be tellin me that u doesn’t has to use teh chopsticks after the meel to hold ur toofbrush. And floss! That took 2 peepuls wif chopstix to do.
lol wat?!?!
lcb – great one! Worth elebenty-five cheezburgurs, if we had dem.
Thx! This burger famine is turrible, isn’t it? I hopes we doesn’t has to emigrate to another web site, like teh Irish dids after teh potatoe famine.
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Well, they didn’t go to another *web site* per se, but u gets mah general meening.
yes how we noes iffin we are teh funnie–my insecurities, let me show you them
Ai wann leev lozza burgers for dat LOL commind an ai KANT!
Did u guise add a comment to teh diskusshun about this? If not, u should!
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http://www.ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/29/removing-burger-ratings-or-nesting-from-comments/
Thanks, LCB. I just did.
Dis a bowl of kitteh head soup!
I iz caught in a space/time vorteks!
Conga rats shumalashunz, CH! A free-waa ty!
U eben manajd 2 conga rats shulamate LCB wifin teh saam minut! Taht’s a nawt-sekund fing, az faraz ai kno!
U kan hab enee sawng n dans u wantz, unles yur happee wif LCB’s “Dansin on teh ceeling”
Hao abowt beberaj? Sum tea? Sumting innit?
Thank you for da nice words. This be a down day, so I takes you up on a speshal drink. Since I duzzn’t drink da hard stuff, I will be happy to have first a tall choklate milk (made wid real milk, not the reduced fat likwid) with lots of Hershee’s chocklate syrup in it, a teeny dash of cinamon, LOTS of whipped creme. After I consooms that, I’d like a tall chaser of a root beer float, wid French Vanilla eye-scream.
CH – we haz a bad day togevvur!
*links paws wit CH, swayrs tomorrow wil be beddur!*
Lamp shade-doin it wrong
How to feed a kitty an all-liquid diet…
OMG U took da floor AND mai hrblz 2?
HULKCAT SMASH!
Soon az ah figgur out hao tu get owt ov dis kone fing. U took harbls, y nawt giv thumz?
(For the record, after my cat, Aldous, had emergency surgery to remove his wee-wee–chronic, life-threatening urinary blockages = nawt gud–he actually figured out how to use tools to remove his cone. It was, er, a little bit scary, especially given that Aldous normally has all the intelligence of a box of rocks.)
Wen mai kitteh Cleo had DA OPPERASHUN, Ai spent much times on picking up da
coller, findin her, n puttin da coller bak on her.
5 burgers & 5 smyels fur dat!
Motivation — Aldous haz it
Ceiling Cat? Yew jellus an tuk teh floor?
y u du dis to me?
Satellite kitteh, now getting over elbenty channels
order one now..
15 cheezburgerz tew yew for dat koment!
and can hear the can opener five houses away
Ai wann leev BURGERS n SMYELS fur all deeze comminds!
Wen ai gets dis fing off, u bee aspectin trubble! (Or iz dat tribble?)
kitteh iz already planning payback…an itz not goin to be pretty!
How mush trubble can a tribble cauze? http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
dubbl trubbl! TRIPPL trubbl!! a TREKLOWD ov trubbl!!!
Oh kay, eye haz tried tu mayke tu commentz wit a link tu da loltrek syte, an da wurdpress haz eated dem bof! Eye eben leeved spaces between sew it wooden’t luk lyk a linky! ARGH!
Comment wuz:
How much trubble can a tribble cause? granades dot com slash 2007 slash 05 slash 02 slash loltrek. Now replace da slashes wit a (/), and da dot wit a (.) an tayke out da spaces.
Ohhh, Tribble, taht be teh funneh! Teh linky did cum up, an fer wuns ai chekked it owt. Much win! Butt tell meh, iz Meester Granade (holy hand?) saiin taht Kapn Kirck bee nawt so smart? Ai meen Mr. Spock hee ain’t, (who is?) butt hee’s nawt so dum, eever.
Oh hai altosinger. Eye dunno whut Meester Granade iz saiin, but hee did a grate job sayin it! Iz wun uff mye flavorite sytes!
OMG wherz the cheezburgers? I kannot rate komments, no matter how kute.
Iz FUURSSTRADING!
Coned-up Kitteh says,
“Dis keaps mi frum skrachin MI,
buht it woan’t saiv YU.”
MY VHEELS !!! I CAN’T MOVE MY VHEELS !!!
Great Scott! RHPC ref, FTW!
Red Hawt Pilly Cheppers??
(yes yes i noes… les do teh tiemwarp agen…
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Rilly hongry, passmeteh cheezburgerz
It’s just a jump to the left…
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the Time Warp again…
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Frank N. Furter… kampiest villan evah!
Riff Raff… most awsum bald alien vampyr huntchbak evah!
Brad… well, U noes.
hehe – an a jump to teh rite!
Elbo seks?
Teho,
Ai thawt that too! Ai iz a yung kitteh, wut iz teh reel ref?
As an anac…anek…persunal storee, ai used to no this gai woo cawled teh Red Hawt Chilly Peppers “RHCP”.
*rummages thru bag o’ gudies fer roll o’ toylet papers*
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aha!
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*throes teh papers at LCB*
Ow! Hay, careful! I brooze easily, u knoes.
*Skwerts PB2K wif skwertgun, throws rice, laffs at wet, rice-covered PB2K*
Toast
Squirt Guns
Matches
Rice
Newspaper
An mai costume! Can’t fergit teh dressin up partz!
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foretuneatelee, mah costume allows fer all teh rice to slide orf me! So troe awl yoo wantz, LCB, it’ll be okai!
Not even if I happened to — totally by akksident, u unnerstand — fill mah skwertgun wif teh Krazy Gloo?
um, I mai haz to aks d’Beaker Labs to maek me sum speshul material…else, I endz up all cobberd in sticky rice!
den i tink it nots skwert very gud.
u hasnt akshuly tryd dis, i taek it?
*hides hand wif skwertgun krazyglooed to it behind back*
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Um, no. Why u axe?
[sigh]
i go gets solvint…
kthxplzhurry
In mah younger daze, when I libbed in teh Clevelands, we always took extry pride in teh fact that teh noospapers we taked to RHPS was teh Plane Deeler, same as in teh moovie! (Flimmed in teh TeenytinyIngerland but set in teh Ohio.)
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Hay, when u libs in teh Clevelands, u has to be proud of *something*.
um, yoo wuzn’t prowd ov teh burning riber?
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*ducks an runs to safety neer a diffrunt grate lake*
U gets pointz 4 being the knowing that it was teh ribber that burnded. Usully when peepuls heer I usedta lib in teh Clevelands they sez: “Oh, rite. I heer ur lake burnded down!” Honestly. If ur gonna rub a burning body of watter in somebuddy’s nose, get it rite, ‘k?
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To parafr… pairoffrayed… put someone’s werds into other werds:
We has a tower that is Terminal
Overlooking a lake that is Erie
Steel mills, smoke stacks, chemical urns,
And teh only damn ribber in teh whirled that burns!
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(Alex Bevan, Skinny)
Ai gruuzzed up in Nord Ridgeville, berry small town westa Clebeland. Id wazza treet tugotu Cleeblelan. Reelly!
Ha! I wented to grad school in teh Bolling Green. Toledo was teh big city to go to. Not so grate, ackshually.
Gud zuu doh, an ai tink u cud gettu Cedder Pointee Endz eezee, affer u done bowlin on deh bowlin green.
just a skinny littl boi
frum cleveland, ohio
cum tu chays yor wimen an
drink yor bier
Ha! A couple yeers ago I finded Alex Bevan’s web site and I writed him a e-mail to say 1) that I thought about him every time i popped the top off a Rolling Rock and b) that mah kitteh that I gotted at teh Clevelands APL was for teh rest of his life knoed to me affectionately as mah furry li’ll boy from Cleveland, Ohio.
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I gots a reply, 2! One of the first things he sed was “I’m not so skinny anymoar.”
Heh – gif us sum credit for teh best-in-teh-wurld Orkestra an teh Art Myooseeum!!!
(not menshunin teh Clefland Clinik of hyooje hart-savin faim!)
(an no fayre referrin to us as teh-misteak-on-teh-layke, neethur).
Duffy, r u shir you wanna stick wid the ‘best-in-teh-wurld”? I’m tinkin dat The Akedimy ob St Martin Inna Field and the Louvre mite be in contenshun and In NYC you had the Metropolitan art, MOMA, Whitney, Guggenheim, and Frick all inna ten block area and the Noo Yawk Philharmonica and the Met Opera orchestra boff seem to hit all their notes and eveybody stops at the same time. Werlds best is tuff, I gib you werld class. And cant youse do sumfin about that Indian mascot?
I calls dem teh best in teh wurld becuz they tied with Berlin coupla yrs ago when there was a big survey. Also I singd wif them then.
An thers a new Indyn maskot called “slider” who luks like a Muppet. Not mush better, I grant.
Oh I ment teh Orkestra wuz best. Teh Art myooseeum is just bery wurld-class. And Free.
Notiss I did not menshun teh rok-&-role hall of fame. Taht cud fall in teh lake and I wud not cry.
I would cry. Bukkets. I *lubs* teh rock hall!
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I was grateful to be able to be exposed to teh fine arts while growin up — lotsa feeld trips to see teh orkestra and teh arts museum. Now, while I prefer teh rock and rolls to teh classicle moosic, I would beez teh sad if Severence Hall felled into teh lake.
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Exspecially since it isn’t right on teh lake.
Yeh – taht wood take owt rathur a lot of Unifersity Sirkul to get Sevuruets. Am I to understand yoo too are a Noarth-Coaster, LCB?
An teh Rok Hall is OK…jus kinda silly IMHO. Luk who ther induc- indoos- lettin in this yeer!
I is a recovering North-Coaster. Mah mommeh and daddy is both from teh Clevelands although when I was a kitten we libbed in teh Arizona (where I was borned) and teh Seattle/Tacoma area. We moved (back) to Clevelands when I was about 8. I growed up — to teh extend I growed up at all — in Shaker Hites and mah fambly still libs in teh area. When I graduated from catburglar school I finded there wasn’t many opportunities there in mah feeld so I moved to an area much better renown for burglary and malfeasance in general: Warshington DC. Whare u be libbing?
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I am a hard-core fan of teh rock hall, sillehness and all. I have visited several times, each time for several hours and always alone. It’s like a religious ’sperience 4 me. Who was teh silly inductee(s) this yeer? Lynryd Cohen? Not so silleh, rilly.
Menturr, akshully. But Mafld Hites oncet, before I moved to Harryzona and then moved becuz it was too Harry. Tales of mah flaming yoof before going to OSU are tu embarrissing to tell.
But u is in favor of teh Clevelands Clinick mascot, Flappy teh Happy Hart Valve?
Ther wus a exhib- eckzib – display at teh Cleevlnd Helth myooseum not too long ago that included a walk-thru colon. An we all thot, now THERZ a show wif guts. Pursunally I’m mor of a liver fan mahself.
Yes. What’s life without a liver?
I can has bold an italiks too? Hao U doos dat?
kthxbai
Tihs iys teh pawsityvlee wurst, moast awefullyet ting taht cud heppin tu a LOLPET:
teh dredded E-Collar (Elizabethan collar).
Ebberydae iyn teh lyfe ov kitteh’s fambley wil bees liek:
Alexander and teh Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day. Srsly.
*ahem*
Teh poor kitteh is obbiuslee bery TRAWMAHTIZED. Hao seh sposed to nom? Hao seh sposed to kleen herselfs? Teh kittehs be bery finnickee bowt dat. Hao seh sposed to kurl up alll cozy liek and taek napz onna lapz?
Ai dun noes WHY u peepul finks dis lolcat is teh funnee.
Dis be the CREWELST lolcat ai eber seed.
*Taeks off CT masq n runs awai*
Muz be a berry mizzuble ting
One ob mai frens inna cat club iz going in todai to hab cataract surgeurie. She noa allowed to tip hers hed afterwards, an she bees afraid dat will bees berry hard to du. So I says “Is yu going to wear dat Elizabeathean kollar like yur ketteh did?” Fair iz fair.
Dis is why forks wuz invented. Unforchunitly kittehs cant use forks…
Ai shud hav menshoned: (awn wurst, moast awfullyest stuf fur kittehs)
Iyn tihs oarder:
1. Harbl remoovel : PLEH, PLEH, PLEH,!!!
2. Deeclawment : PLEH, PLEH!!
3. E-Collar: PLEH!
Der iz nau anudder taipe coller called pro-coller dat duzznt luk so mizzerabull. Smaller, inflatd ting, mush more cumfee. U can see it at petco website.
Luvvin that one engriest aye. Zere weel B payback!
conehead – ur doin it rong
Hahahaha! This is funny because the cat is wearing a cone, so it can’t see the floor!
Dis is teh kind of comment that requires teh rating-cheezburgurs.
awwwwwwwww! poor baby!!!!
ah noe – dat wuz my furst reaction also, howes dis baby possed to nom and sleeps, jus wanna hold him n say it be awright soon
An gonna feehl all yukky cuz cant taek bat urebben washe deh postereior
U shud expekt to see poyntee endz comin at u as soon as ai can see wher to put them….
FAKE POST.
Trying to getz the crazee URL offa mai name. Mia compyooter lak uf knolige, let me show u it.
U dooed it!
whew!! ai’d bin draggin that url arownd awl week… my linkies was tyred!
leeza-b, fankoo – this mayd me laff owt lowd on a day when ah reelee needed it.
Ah bin draggin this URL arownd awl week, an boi is mah internets tyred!
*snikr*
You should remember to always start with a large enough funnel when trying to pour a cat into a bottle.
LOL!!!!!
Actually kitteh is sayin “OK Funnel in place, now add teh Scotswhisky”
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Dis my five-cheezburgur rating!!
A funnel time had by all.
bottle be a different story in the morning . . .
spout time someone capped
this pour excuse of a joke
… or turned it upside-down and spanked it.
Burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers, burgers!
Flor iz wud? Flor is taiyl? Flor iz lava?? I no kanz tel!!!11!!
Poor bebeh bakd self into corner tryin to get hed unstuk from Scaree Thing.
Mah Tux-kitteh hadda hav Scaree Thing onest after an operashun and wawkd bakwards all ovur tryin to get out. An he kep coming to me an saying, pls my hed is stuk, help me pls? I was so sorree for him but it hadda be – he woud’ve bited his stitsches. I just cudduld him as much as I cud to cumfurt him an tuk it off him when I cud watch him close.
Dont wurry, bebeh – it’ll be bettur soon!
Owr Tuxie wud hayng awn me liek Ai wuz her Mommeh;
Ai felt sew arwful, butt der wuz nuffin Ai cud du xcept trie tu cumfert her.
Weez awlso had tu keap her seperayted frum teh bygger Russhin Bloo boi,
sew hims wud nawt bawther her.
Ai wuz reely happee-tayle wen teh E collar cayme awf:
(adn kitteh wuz eggstatik).
i feelz sowee fo teh kitteh AN his hooman..
kitteh spreshun mek mi wanna have a sad an i suspekt kitteh hooman had a sad too..
i member wun tiem wen mi kitteh went to have teef removed.. after i browt him home, his poor face scareded me whilst the drugs wuz wearin off.. i had a sad dat dey.. hopes i neveh, EVEH has to cee dat face agian… poor, poor kitteh..
Der iz anudder taip a coller nau dat keeps kitteh frum baiting ouchies. Iz a padded ting dats alod smahler in size. Prollee stihl uncumfurble, bud naudzo cummersum. Mebbe naud KWITE az misserbull.
Iz cawled a “PRo-collar” and can be got or scene at Petco.com
Furgit hoo stole grabbity! Hao duz we git teh flor bak?
otae, wai awr yu traiing tew maek mee suffykaet awn teh big plastic lampshayd?
Teh Git Smart Koen of Silenss: ur doin it rong.
Wud yoo beleev…?
FORGET TEH FLOOR!… TEH FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
Eezee to feedz kitteh—jus throe teh fuds in, no moar washin dishez, no moar cleenin teh flor!!1!!
Loook, I de pawtee animala wit dis lamp shade on mi noggin
Beer-bongin’.. ure doin it wrong.
OMG LOL
flore iz gawn iz tah keap yor aigh awn tah sealleng kitteh geht mahnee hammbburgirz (Iz mai axxint ei num awf, ai noo tew des linguich, jes lurn tudai)
I was wondering what happened to people’s sky dishes when people didn’t want them anymore…now I know.