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Nawt Cheezburgerz-Ai r VeggytaryBun
Con grat u lace buns, Tidmum!
Whut sort ov beverj, danz an nommables wuld yoo liek?
I haz to run owt fer a bit (to dwinks ov teh margaritas an eats ov teh mexican fuds), but will be bak fer teh partee. I drinks a ‘rita fer yoo!
Mexican sowns gud deelishuss-bring sum bak wib yew
A cowld boddul ob Stella Artwar an Lyme cordyal plz? Or eeben moar margyreetas am eekwally gud.
Congratz Tidmum!
Shud we du Mexican Hat Dans if ur having Mexican fuds?
Ai will be leeving soon myself, but heer’s a dans for u!
Bunneh hops to the hat … oh noes… doesn’t know which way to go! Sad bunneh is di-rectshun-ally challenged. But himz ment well.
Ai bleeve teh bunneh wud eet teh hat, no?
yes, 2 troo. R bunbun nibbuled my straw hat; now hats xtra venti, ventil, holey
cungratshumashumz, Tidmum! Wut danse doo yu wunt, in addishun tew teh tings dat PB2K menshuned?
Fanks N1IP,
a danse ob yaw choyce wud be grate.Say-iz No place in particular still open fur biznizz? We cud strut sum stuff on teh dance floor.
U strut ur stuff an I’ll just mingle an wish it were a contradanz, lol.
an try code too
:happy:
ov corse itz still opin! iz opin eben wen ai’m nawt heer! beeleeve mee, ai wud neber cloes it!
Yay Tidmum, congrats! U hab a danz in mind? Did we do teh bunny-hop last week or kan wii use it today? An may i sugjest fresh carrott joose for teh drinkies?
Carrot joose,,beer margyreetaz-Teh opshuns am endless!! Drinks ob choosin fur ebreewun. Yayyyyyyy
Kwik mayke way-I need teh litterboks STAT!!!
Yew oanly rentz teh drinkeez!!!1!
Ooo!!! Oooo!! OOO!!!! Thiz is SOOOOOOO frustraytin!! Ai wantz to be bigging yoo menee burgerz!!!!!
O GRATE BURGERSZ IN TEH SKY!!! PLEASE TO BE GIBBING UZ AR BURGERZ BAK SOON – OAR TEHERE WILL AGAIN BEE WEEPING AN WAILING AN GNASHINK OV TEH TEETH!!!! AN WE WELL BEE RIPPING AR CLOATHEZ AOFF. . . Ooops
ai think ai mite hav gone a bit far there. But yoo knowz what ai meen!!!
I don’ eben wanna think ob a kitteh wif no coat on…….
sombunny pls tell me teh code for a few simple smileys? K, tia, bai!
check the wordpress .com faq, dey has a table of many smilies
: lol : =
: twisted : =
; ) =
: ( =
: roll : =
: mrgreen : =
: shock : =
: cool : =
Jus tayke awai da spaycez.
Eye haz tu leeve fur scowt meein. Eye do moar layter.
tanks Tribble an Shna, Thursday mornin I’z reedin this! I practise quietly and den ’splode on teh seen!
Here’s a link (if wordpress will allow me to post it):
http://faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
Good energy der JCH4K!! I luves the GNASHING OF TEEFS und RENDING OF GARMINTS!! but I suspect that the Big burgurs is stuck on the horns of a horney dilema, Tings just seem to run better widout the burgers. If they could cornvints every one to scrap the crap of IE and use FyreFawx and also to drop the rekwired spondoolix for cable and git off dial up then we could prolly git teh burgers back.
Problim iz, nawt ebbrywun haz abailability tew B gibbin up teh dial-up. Wee Libs owt in teh countree ware dial-up in oanly opshun. Itz a roial payne in teh hoo-hah, butt datz teh wai itt iz.
But cud bee we wud haz to gib up awnlee teh menee nestings. No wun, ai think, had so menee problemz wehn we dint hav so menee nests.
Ai don’t like teh drededed no-man’s land ov teh drededed “wrap-around” where ai alwaiz types a bit ov gibberish til ai can see what ai am doing again.
But – no burgers!!! SOB!! it’s just. . .nawt. . rite!!!
I unnerstan Altosinger (I used was a tenorcroaker till dey retired me, abruptly, uncerimoniously, and quite unanimously). I live in rather remote part of Ct and we could git high annyting fer long time and satelite wus outragemously expense. I tink I giving my hyperbole a lill exercise when I suggested that everyone give up the internet exploiter and get firefawx and sign up fer high speed jest so we kin git back our beloved burgers (wid cheez).
O hai, SolnEsther. We havn’t met yet. Yoo must hav arribed wehn ai wuz awn vacashun!
Ar yoo a theatre director? Yur werdz sound liek it. An ai a loving yur commintz – so am verree glad taht yoo hav joyned us. (nawt fur me – but thank yoo! Ai meen – what ai red befoar!)
An ai – ai haz a Mac an DSL – so ai nebber had ene problimz. An ai wuddn’t want – fer teh whirlled – fur ar deer frenz hoo haz no choyce but teh slo connekshuns nawt to be abul to bee heer. But. . .it feelz kinda emptee wifout teh burgers.
It am mose fyne to make yer formalike aquaint JCH4K (iffen yo doenst mynd the informality of muh abreviatin yer name). My keyboarding skills are fer poop. As I sed on an earlier pictur I usta has nimble digits but noaw I has chubby knuckles.
I once was very involved in theater, mostly in set design, lighting, and stage management but sumtimes I got forced out in front for a role requiring someone of Falstaffien proportions or when they needed just one more middleaged overweight white guy. Now not so much stage stuff – its fer younger folks.
I miss the burgers too but if we were alienating noobies wid our slow refresh den praps they are werf more than the burgers. Hard to quantify so I’ll trust the Judgmints of the Big Cheez and Tofu.
whaddaya mean nawt fur yew? My Hart, it am borked – we only jest met an I am already Ise bean blowed off – ah well, I has dat effect on wimmens.
But Ai onleyz wantz ME to has uzez teh burgerz, en a fyoo ov mai cheezfrenz. Ef Ai haz too rendz mai garmintz, teh rezuwlt wud nawt be gud. Trusts me on tihs!
Not everybody can get FireFox either — I don’t think my employer would have everybody switch to FireFox just so I could play more efficiently during work hours on a website they’d probably ban if they knew how much time I spend on it.
Trieded sayin dat awl in lolspeak & jus cuddnt maek it werk rite. I can haz nap nao?
*heddesk*
O Pd’B- teh jukstehpozishun hear iz grayt!
Ai nawt much ub danzur but stade up awl nite tu fink ub sawng jus fur yew. Au
Claire de la Luna” Wun mai fabrit Fransh dittiez
{{{{{gmwgs}}}}}
Fankyew fur dis.. it r lubbly
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A sawng wib mah IRL name
Ur IRL name is Lune? I’ll bet ur over teh moon about that.
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
*Headdesk*
times elebenty.
LCB I espected better from u.
O, sry to disappointy endz u.
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Hay, Tidmum, is ur IRL name “de”?
Akshully mah Big Sissy am cawlled De-e
Yo there Thousand LOLZ, yo mite wanna be jes a bit more respectfull of LCB< For she both giveth and Taketh away. I’d feel badly iffen you suddenly dint had a desk fer HEDDESK (yes – shes dat good)
Thx, SnE! U is nice to say that. Heer, u can has ur ristwatch back. And whut’s this?
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*reaches behind SnE’s ear*
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Hay, it’s a Brand New Car!
Heehee!!!
Ai r a bit ob a Lune akshully,sew ai tek it az a compleemint!!!
Mah Sissy finks ai r a *ahem* bovine animul- soo ai will ob corse
jump ober teh Moon!!1
Naw, ai pickeded up awn ur naem rite awai—Claire. Hao pritty!
frst! me is frst!
almost but nawt kwite nawt-sekkund! Usually peeps tries to make a witty comment at tihs juncture (whoooee, big word 4 a cat……), wen dey aims at bein nawt-sekkund.
Welll sed, zauberflote.
fanks, 4.5K. Nao I goez an seez to teh cabbage in teh oven, reel bunneh fud, huh.
I’ll try again. My postee iz gone.
Zauberflote is rite.
Teh fun iz trying to cum up wif a bery witty comment in teh face of “no coments.” It has made meny kittehs freeze under teh pressure.
Sumtiems, I’ll see “no comments” an I’ll hab an OK comment to make, but iz nawt a grate comment, worthy ov teh top spot. So, I wate a while fur someone else that habs a better post.
Mostly, we r juss happy to hab u heer posting on our beloved ICHC.
Welcome Nicolasmac!
{{{{{Romeow}}}}} Teh coolest an nicest kitteh taht eber set paw upawn teh urth!
*sigh* Ai so wish ai cud bee just liek yoo.
Oh JCH4K,
U r alwais so sweet to meh. Juss to be considered a fren bai u, is trooly an onner.
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
*schmoo ona cheek*
I missed u!
“Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, M C A…..”
LOL! 5 cheezburgerz fur u!
an 5 more frum me maeks, um, *countz on paws* um, well, sumbunny can do teh math…
Waal, itt wood bee ten…wut’s dat in bye-nary?
Is fuell for Bunway Air.
Less expensive than deesull.
Runs on Ethanol – or so I ear.
Sowy for the cormy remark.
ai kan haz corm frum yur remark? Thx! lol
Pardon meh, I didn’t eer u.
AI SEZ: AI KAN HAZ COM FRUM YUR REEMARK?
DOO YUZ EARZ MEE? LOL!!!!!
*adjusts eers*
Sure, u can plai ur horn on teh block.
otae!
*tewts a cormy tewn awn teh horn*
Killer Wabbit of Caerbannog
Bery scawee, ackshully, if u disregard perspectib!
ai am bunneh, heer mee ror! lol
anovver 5 burgrz!
fanx! mai bugerz seemed tew hav discapeered foar teh moment. else ai wud gib yu fife burgerz, tew! ai gibz yu hug insted {{{{zauberflote}}}}
fanGz 4 hug, N1IP! burgerz iz gone cos de Cheeze an the Tofu be spearmintin on us. Tehy say it loads faster. Here, it does a little, but nao I finks ai wantz dem back again…..
yez, ai tinks ai wud rader habs teh burgers and be abul tew spend mor taim awn YooToob wile ai wayts foar it tew lode…
U put ur rite foot in and then u shake it awl about.
Tihs luuks liek teh Easture Bunneh wen dey askeded hims tu werk oavertyme.
(Furst peep taht sez tihs iz fottoshawpped iz gonna geyt castigated bye maiself;
Wut wil Ai du: Ai hasn’t deecydid yett)
Mah Sissy’s bunnehs mayke dis fayce an show demz fangz wen yawnin or kleenin.
Also if teh greenz are bitter.
I betcha betta greens r nawt bitter.
Better not tew hab bitter,Bitter iz nawt better.Batter teh bitter wunz dey mite be
better.
But, ov corse!
Well dun, Tidmum!
Brings meh a bite of teh battered bitter ones.
Battered bitter greenz cummin rite up.
Ai put a bit ob butter awn dem tew mayke dem better.
teh better battered bitter wuns?
Wib butter.
Juss a bitty bit ov butter on teh bland beer- battered bitter greens and blanched beans iz bestest fur bunneh.
Bunches ov bad bebeh boy bunnehs buy them fur bundai brunch.
bbbbbbbbbbbbblarrgh-ai r ded!
R shy pet bunbuns will yawn like dis n show dere teefs. but yawns r over in a flash- i donut kno how dis peep got a gud photo.
payshuns…payshuns, gwasshopper.
Touch Meh!
Iz so easy to leeve meh
All alone wif teh memory
Ov mah days in teh sun.
Iffs u touch meh
U’ll understand wat happiness is
Look
A noo day haz begun
Is trik!!! Tuch bunneh an she naws ur finger off!
That is the correct answer to:
What’s black and white and red all over.
A pengwin inna blender?
*Bravo bravo*
MMMMMMMEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Ear wermz-ai gibbed yew dem
Beeg ears needz beeg earwurm.
Ear wermz-ai gibbed yew dem
Tidmum, u r MEAN!! I hatez taht song wif a pashun! Now ai be singin it in mai hedd all teh rest ob teh day….No, I strikes back. Lessee…….Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin down the bunny trail…..ha ha now whoze got teh eerwurm? (tee hee)
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Oh zauberflote – wai doo yoo haet thiz song? It awlwaiz maeks me crai! But ai will show yoo mai current eerwurm. It/they haz been wif mee fur neerlee too weekz now,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0r0EpGF8J0
The Polonaise – Eugene Onegin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O2EzOQ2r3A
Teresa Stratas – The Letter Scene – Eugene Onegin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mJyjq8JNAI&feature=related
Nicolai Gedda – Lenski’s aria
Wut grate eerworms! Yu must has reely enjoyed teh purrformants.
Opera rules!
Aieee! Hu haz teh holey hand grenade! Luk a teh poyntee little teefs! This bunneh will take ur hed off….
And, doan call me carrot top!
I has moar funneh in one ear, than hims has in hiz hole body.
Mopsy and Flopsy cuddn’t maek it today, so I’ll taek their carrots for them.
Doan maek me angwee. U not leik me wen ai angwee.
Uhoh 2 late.
Bettur hope Wallice and Grommit doez nawt catch u in teh carrut patch!
They’ll maek u go to teh moon and bringz bak sum cheeze.
cheeeeeeeeeeese Grommit!
An dont furgit teh bizkitz!!!
Ur choyce.
Carrots or puter cords.
I frot u wud see it mah way.
Nao, hop to it!
Cudz u puts ur leff eer down juss a liddle?
Mah TV was gettng a liddle fuzzy.
Romeow, u r jess full of it today, rofl!!! 5 burgrz!
By “it” u meen carrots, rite?
Yoo getz AWL teh burgers!!
my what big teefs you hav..
Teh better to nom u wif, mah deer.
(fanks fur teh set up nvr2manykittehs)
Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhh.
*ahhhhhhhh…chomp*
Kadbury Bun layn hard boiled egg! ouches!!
*gasp gasp gasp*
Hao long waz u gonna keep meh in dat “magik hat?”
Enjoy ur “raisin bran” tomorrow…stoopy hoomin.
Did bunneh shud hav gr8t recepshun. Hiz anteneees goz in ebery direkshun.
And, he’s dressed fur a rather elegant reception, I wud sai.
mebbe de open mouf iz liek dat wen de hoomin sayz gud! hold it rite der.
recepshun purrfect! An luk de eyez r helpin too. Makin sure de pictur iz clear.
See these teefs?
This iz wat ur gonna get iffs I heer enny moar stoopy tawk bout
“lucky” wabbit’s feets. And, I can heers eberyfing!
Lucky for U, I hab all mah feets!
Mine! U no can has…eber.
Awwww! Dis is da famuss BunBun!
I noes her hooman frum anudder online grooop.
Sadlee, BunBun went over da Rainbo Brij last yeer – she wuz 16 wich is BERY oldage for a bunbun. We misses her.
Oh my gudness, someones has remembereds zee BunBun! I was her hooman. I finds eet so funneh dat people still make da LOL pics of her yawnin.
Oh yes – I remembers her!
She wuz de oldestest bunbun I ever heerd abowt. Yu wuz bery gud bunnymomma!
I alsos on Lj-Bunnyowners.
With nasty big pointy teeth!!!
ATTACK!
Romeow Piktur meez (kidz uzed ta du dis) Hand sweepz across topz de head
Wen rite ovr mai hedz. Got hoome getz gud laf.
(sownd fects) NNNRRROOWWWNNN Elegan recepshun Funi
I can haz Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
him’s kinda terrifying… O.o
this is HILAARIOUS!
this rabbit i so funny