Make Lolcats and Funny Pictures. Share them with Your Friends, Family and The World!

More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts FailBlog Lolspeak Wiki

Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?

 

« Previous OMG wherz the floor!? | plz to insrt carrot Next »


teenager kitteh

Humorous Pictures

heers momcat try 2 LOLspeak

nao u can learn lolspeak too!

picture: MuseMatt. lol caption: jondozer

» Recaption This

Incorrect credit or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

232 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

MeowMeow

she eben drops meh off in frunt of teh mall!!!

Ambercat

an woshes mai fayse in teh street wit spit an a hankee!

two_kittehs

and knits me those horrendous scarfs I has to wear..

Ambercat

but tehre still nawt as bad as teh mittuns gramma nitteded!

Maus

An maeks me wear a sweater wehn she’s cold…

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

concatulashuns, meowmeow! is dis yur furst nawt sekund?

MeowMeow

yes!!! i can has pride? :)

kitkay

Conga-Ratz MeowMeow, Ai iz prowd ob yoo!

 
 
 
 
Kayjoy

congrats on ur not sekond commint, MeowMeow.
Care fur a hi-energy drink inna tall can 2 sillibrate?

MeowMeow

oh mus finish danse furst!!

kitkay

furst wii gotz 2 start teh danse!
Eye no: wii cood doo a free-stile
Nitendo wheee danse in teh
libbin rume in frun ob R teeny-aged
kitteh-katz’ frens!!!!
Funn!
:Grin:

MeowMeow

k, iz comp- absu- TOTaly dizzeh nao!!1 *sigh* :)

 
 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

an insistz awn sayink “I lubs yoo” in front ov mai frenz!

 
Vohn Exel

LOL, I’d actually like to see what the mom cat says :p

 
 
Teho

is owr DOOTY to embarizz owr offspring, kitto.
u jus wayt, i trys mai “ebonix” owt next. freestyel, yo!

doctorcat

Dassit! Rite dere on p. 365 of teh Parrints Handbuk. Mah kidlets don’t bleeve me wen I tells dem dis.

4½ Kittehs

Ia alos R dootee to

Aknawlj der frends onna street (bery frendlolee)
Blaem dem fur fings tehy dunt do
Cleen owt der rumes wehn deys nawt hoem
D…

Ambercat

Drag up oeld argyooments wenebber we start a gnu wun
End ebberee argyooment wit “Bcos Ai sai so!”
Fynd yur supplai on “adult” magazeens unner teh bed
G…

 
altosinger

Deemands tehy kepes dere kurrfew
Eet dere munchies dey fot dey hid frum us
Frow owt stuf taht luks liek trashes
G…

4½ Kittehs

OMCC yu guize maded me LOL. Grate list! :lol:

 
 
Tribble

Drop dem off at a partay, an go in an mayke sure a payrent iz hoam
Eat at lunch at dere taybul wen chaperoning skewl trippz
Find out iff “ebrewun” izz rilli gettin new piercingz
G…

altosinger

Greet dere daddeh wid a big wet kiss sew tehy seez itt
Howld dere han crossin teh streetz
I…

DejaMew

Iz wayting up wen dey cum homes frum dayte.
Jokez wif dey’re frendz
K…

DejaMew

Keeps kindergardin picshurs in the libbing room for frendz 2 see
Lubs on dem in da publik
Messes up dey’re hare in frunt of frends
N…

Duffy

Needs to noe wher yur goin everytime yu wawk owt
Orders helthee food for yu at restraunt
Playes olden-time music an danses to it

 
Ambercat

Notiss tings yu hoep teh wont (lyk luvbyts an gnu peersings), dunt notiss tings tehy shud (lyk nawt torkin to tehm_
Ooooold! An so cannut pawsibblee unnerstan - enneefing!
Photos ob yu in teh baff, ayj2, shoen to awl boyf/gurlfrens

DejaMew

Quitz mekkin up dey’re bed 4dem
Runs round in bafrobe wif curlerz inhare imfront ub frendz
S…

DejaMew

Savez hare frum furst harekut nd showz tu enne1 hoo bisiting
Tryz 2be kewl nd hip
Usez straitng irun on oan hare
Very sneeeeeky bout findng aout whut u bin up2
W…

Shna

Wiggull yer tushie wen dansin to draw attenshun & maek teh dans eben moar embarussing.
Xray teh Halloween candee befoar lettin kittehs eet it … razer blaydes DO NOT WANT.
Y…

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
Ambercat

Wayts fore yu at teh frunt geyt wen yu is layt hoem
X-peks yu to Do As Yu R Toled
Yerns to be yur ayj agin
Zips yur cote rite up wen its coled

And will awlwais lub yu. Fore awlwais. In awlwais. Forebber.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
gremlin

Ah, Ambercat. Datz so sweet!

 
dapanferkitteh

Ambercat - yoo iz wun ub mai faforittest cheezpeeps. Dat wuz PURRfect wai to und da lists.

 
moe

dis list, it maek me smiel an crai.
.
[[[[cheezfrenz]]]]]

 
4½ Kittehs

Hoep crai in gud wai.

{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}

 
Ambercat

Tankyu Dapanfer, Ai nawt a mummeh (nawt gibbon up hoep yet…!) but Ai wus a teenayjer - Ai amember wut it wus lyk an Ai kno nao - an knu tehn - awl mai perrents roolz wer fore teh rite reesons. An tehy nebber stawped lubbing me, eben wen Ai wus a rite royl payn in teh bum!

 
 
Feelionophiliac

Dis wun ob teh bestest lists ob awl tyme, dear cheezfrenz.
Mutch lub n afekshun shine fru tehse wurdz.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
 
altosinger

Stikkz tu yur guns abowt teh ‘portent roolz
Taekz tem 2 teh dr. 4 teh “well-chile” chekkupz
U…

 
 
SolnEsther

Quick to doubt every werd dey say
Remind dem cinstantly of how hard it was when dey wus young
Stop lending the car as punishmunt
T

 
Shna

Qweschun why yew do stuff yew know yer nawt supposta.
Reqwest dey turn teh horribul awful musik down.
Secretly chek up on dem wen dey sez deyz goin to studee wif frends but yew know dey are rilly goin to cauz mischiff somewhere.
T …

altosinger

Taek em owt an halp em toylet paypurr teh nayborhud!

 
 
 
Patrick

Aks dem if dey remmemerz teh tym dey did sumfin kyoot oar imbarazin wen dey wuz babehs…rly pronownc it wen dey has teh frendz ovah. If dey no remmemerz (n dey wont) gib exkroosheeaytin detaylz.

Wen u drawp dem awf at teh skuul oar ovver playcez hawnk horn n yell owt lowd u lurvs dem n yooz yer pet naym 4 dem. Teh moar imbarazin teh pet naym teh lowdr u mus yellz it.

Neber dryv dem n kool vehikul. U mus awlwayz has teh unkool minneevan oar stayshunwaggin tu drawp dem awf at teh skool oar ovver playcez.

Sho nekkid baybeh pikchurs tu dere gurlfrend/boifrend. Teh moar imbarazin teh baybeh pikchurs teh bettur.

DejaMew

Yelp outloud “I wuv you kitten” in frontz ub eberrybody
Zzzerbert dey’re tummiez wen no frendz arownd.

Yay! We did itz! Awl de way frum A 2 Z!

altosinger

Coz wee lubs owr kittehs SOOOOO mush!

DejaMew

Yesh! Ebben if day be neez nd nefew kittehs! Sumtimes Anty’s hab
berry speshul, cloze relayshunshipz wif neezes and nefews. Lik a
secund momkitteh, but nawt sew hard tu talk tu.

(Comments wont nest below this level)
Duffy

I heers dat! My neffews (got eleventy of them, no neeses) are my frenz that go to musemunt parks minnee-golff and movees togethyr. Mah one neffew is marreed now and he and he an I been havin movee dates since I tuk him to teh first Star Wars moovee when he was a littul kitteh. His mom-kitteh and wife-kitteh dont like SF so that’s owr speshul thing. I has good tymes wif all tehm!!!

 
DejaMew

Awwww….datz bery schweet, Duffy. :) Mai neez and neffew still lub to come by my hawz nd surprize me…dey drive now, so not hab to hab payrents bring dem by. Dey com on der oawn n surprize me! I loff it wen dey do that. :D

 
Tidmum

Mah Neece dribez ober tew see me tew.She bringz her 2
goggiez tew bissit.She haz teh madz wib me cuz dem goggiez am
joobenile delinkwents at her howse-heer demz dew awl teh rite
fingz an nawt eeben chayse teh Kittehz!! :lol:
She Cawls me “Auntsby Evil” cuz ob awl teh teezinz an stoopys
ai yoosed tew duz in frunt ob her frenz-she lubz it nao an duz
teh sayme tew Kenna an her frenz! Hahaha!

 
 
 
cratz

Dat wuz grate lists, y’all! Give u alll 5 burgahs!

moe

yah, grate list. elebenty moar burgerz tu all frum me tuu!

(Comments wont nest below this level)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kayjoy

Good grades, attempt them
Hair, wash regularlee
Ice cream, limit daily consumpshun

Kayjoy

dis iz teh list fur teen boy 2 do. Parentz r xpected 2 get xcellent grades n less ice-creem (pleh)

 
 
 
 
altosinger

Mien diddunt bleeve mee needer. Juss wate, their tern will cum…

 
SolnEsther

Why would you need one fer boiz? Der eazy - Lotsa food, lunch money (lots), car keys (preferably their own car), awkward but important explanation of importance of condoms, and unless yer very lucky an occaisonal trip to teh hospital or police station. Done! Easy huh?

Klolzz

Das bout right. Had teh hospital but was for bein sik n not cause ob anytin
dat teh police might b inter..ntre…curious about. Oh also must haz teh bed till 3 in teh aftetnoon

SolnEsther

Har das rite, mine nebber woke up afore the crack of noon.

gascat

yup-
n neber in da bed b4 2 am. allso cluless bout da meanin ub kleen kloths. mus furget bery impertant band youniform sos u hab 2 drib hom n getz it fur dem.libs in room wif larg pile ub dirti clothes, oldy homework, 1/2 galzion copies ub “da Onion” n wun smal happi cat (I fink himz lubz da dirti clothez smell… ;) butz is alzo da olni peepz in da hous dat kan fix dis dan nabed ‘puter when itz actn up!

momcat

Ambercat

Hey Momcat! Gud to see yu - awl okay wit yu?

 
gascat

HEY! dats nawt nise (iees sadly troo tho)

an yes, ai ees resident computer technician.

bai teh wai, hai ambercat! momcat has toothyache and only has wun
hand free so ai am offishully re-introducing both momcat an myself
I haven’t been here moslty becuz of programming homework
(the blasted thing works now so I have about a week in which ai kin
commint. ai has missded awl uv mah cheezfrens and m glad to be
back.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OH!!! gascat!! an momcat!!! So gud to see yoo again. An gascat, ai wuz just talking about yoo - heer sumwhere.

Ai said ai thot yoo were having pyooter problimz an taht wuz wai yoo weren’t heer too much.

We hav - yoo hav probablee red - a reelee nice yung guy frum Ireland - he’s 21 - an iz pleesed to heer about ar odder yung peepl. (Cuz menee ov teh rest ov us ar - *ahem* kinda liek - old.)

But {{{{{momcat}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{gascat}}}}}} an {{{{{{{fishycat}}}}}}} too - ai’m shur she’s nawt far away. *sigh* Ai just poasted sumwhere neer heer a cawl to teh missing cheezpeeps - an it sorta werked. Princess Mu majickally appeered in a veree dramatic way.

Ai will go find it. MOAST impressive. Ai think yoo wud liek it. brb