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she eben drops meh off in frunt of teh mall!!!
an woshes mai fayse in teh street wit spit an a hankee!
and knits me those horrendous scarfs I has to wear..
but tehre still nawt as bad as teh mittuns gramma nitteded!
An maeks me wear a sweater wehn she’s cold…
Hoo, MEE???
when its 30 degrees celcius…
concatulashuns, meowmeow! is dis yur furst nawt sekund?
yes!!! i can has pride?
Conga-Ratz MeowMeow, Ai iz prowd ob yoo!
Yay!
congrats on ur not sekond commint, MeowMeow.
Care fur a hi-energy drink inna tall can 2 sillibrate?
oh mus finish danse furst!!
furst wii gotz 2 start teh danse!
Eye no: wii cood doo a free-stile
Nitendo wheee danse in teh
libbin rume in frun ob R teeny-aged
kitteh-katz’ frens!!!!
Funn!
:Grin:
k, iz comp- absu- TOTaly dizzeh nao!!1 *sigh*
an insistz awn sayink “I lubs yoo” in front ov mai frenz!
LOL, I’d actually like to see what the mom cat says :p
is owr DOOTY to embarizz owr offspring, kitto.
u jus wayt, i trys mai “ebonix” owt next. freestyel, yo!
Dassit! Rite dere on p. 365 of teh Parrints Handbuk. Mah kidlets don’t bleeve me wen I tells dem dis.
Ia alos R dootee to
Aknawlj der frends onna street (bery frendlolee)
Blaem dem fur fings tehy dunt do
Cleen owt der rumes wehn deys nawt hoem
D…
Drag up oeld argyooments wenebber we start a gnu wun
End ebberee argyooment wit “Bcos Ai sai so!”
Fynd yur supplai on “adult” magazeens unner teh bed
G…
Deemands tehy kepes dere kurrfew
Eet dere munchies dey fot dey hid frum us
Frow owt stuf taht luks liek trashes
G…
OMCC yu guize maded me LOL. Grate list!
Drop dem off at a partay, an go in an mayke sure a payrent iz hoam
Eat at lunch at dere taybul wen chaperoning skewl trippz
Find out iff “ebrewun” izz rilli gettin new piercingz
G…
Greet dere daddeh wid a big wet kiss sew tehy seez itt
Howld dere han crossin teh streetz
I…
Iz wayting up wen dey cum homes frum dayte.
Jokez wif dey’re frendz
K…
Keeps kindergardin picshurs in the libbing room for frendz 2 see
Lubs on dem in da publik
Messes up dey’re hare in frunt of frends
N…
Needs to noe wher yur goin everytime yu wawk owt
Orders helthee food for yu at restraunt
Playes olden-time music an danses to it
Notiss tings yu hoep teh wont (lyk luvbyts an gnu peersings), dunt notiss tings tehy shud (lyk nawt torkin to tehm_
Ooooold! An so cannut pawsibblee unnerstan – enneefing!
Photos ob yu in teh baff, ayj2, shoen to awl boyf/gurlfrens
Quitz mekkin up dey’re bed 4dem
Runs round in bafrobe wif curlerz inhare imfront ub frendz
S…
Savez hare frum furst harekut nd showz tu enne1 hoo bisiting
Tryz 2be kewl nd hip
Usez straitng irun on oan hare
Very sneeeeeky bout findng aout whut u bin up2
W…
Wiggull yer tushie wen dansin to draw attenshun & maek teh dans eben moar embarussing.
Xray teh Halloween candee befoar lettin kittehs eet it … razer blaydes DO NOT WANT.
Y…
Wayts fore yu at teh frunt geyt wen yu is layt hoem
X-peks yu to Do As Yu R Toled
Yerns to be yur ayj agin
Zips yur cote rite up wen its coled
And will awlwais lub yu. Fore awlwais. In awlwais. Forebber.
Ah, Ambercat. Datz so sweet!
Ambercat – yoo iz wun ub mai faforittest cheezpeeps. Dat wuz PURRfect wai to und da lists.
dis list, it maek me smiel an crai.
.
[[[[cheezfrenz]]]]]
Hoep crai in gud wai.
{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}
Tankyu Dapanfer, Ai nawt a mummeh (nawt gibbon up hoep yet…!) but Ai wus a teenayjer – Ai amember wut it wus lyk an Ai kno nao – an knu tehn – awl mai perrents roolz wer fore teh rite reesons. An tehy nebber stawped lubbing me, eben wen Ai wus a rite royl payn in teh bum!
Dis wun ob teh bestest lists ob awl tyme, dear cheezfrenz.
Mutch lub n afekshun shine fru tehse wurdz.
Stikkz tu yur guns abowt teh ‘portent roolz
Taekz tem 2 teh dr. 4 teh “well-chile” chekkupz
U…
Quick to doubt every werd dey say
Remind dem cinstantly of how hard it was when dey wus young
Stop lending the car as punishmunt
T
Qweschun why yew do stuff yew know yer nawt supposta.
Reqwest dey turn teh horribul awful musik down.
Secretly chek up on dem wen dey sez deyz goin to studee wif frends but yew know dey are rilly goin to cauz mischiff somewhere.
T …
Taek em owt an halp em toylet paypurr teh nayborhud!
Aks dem if dey remmemerz teh tym dey did sumfin kyoot oar imbarazin wen dey wuz babehs…rly pronownc it wen dey has teh frendz ovah. If dey no remmemerz (n dey wont) gib exkroosheeaytin detaylz.
Wen u drawp dem awf at teh skuul oar ovver playcez hawnk horn n yell owt lowd u lurvs dem n yooz yer pet naym 4 dem. Teh moar imbarazin teh pet naym teh lowdr u mus yellz it.
Neber dryv dem n kool vehikul. U mus awlwayz has teh unkool minneevan oar stayshunwaggin tu drawp dem awf at teh skool oar ovver playcez.
Sho nekkid baybeh pikchurs tu dere gurlfrend/boifrend. Teh moar imbarazin teh baybeh pikchurs teh bettur.
Yelp outloud “I wuv you kitten” in frontz ub eberrybody
Zzzerbert dey’re tummiez wen no frendz arownd.
Yay! We did itz! Awl de way frum A 2 Z!
Coz wee lubs owr kittehs SOOOOO mush!
Yesh! Ebben if day be neez nd nefew kittehs! Sumtimes Anty’s hab
berry speshul, cloze relayshunshipz wif neezes and nefews. Lik a
secund momkitteh, but nawt sew hard tu talk tu.
I heers dat! My neffews (got eleventy of them, no neeses) are my frenz that go to musemunt parks minnee-golff and movees togethyr. Mah one neffew is marreed now and he and he an I been havin movee dates since I tuk him to teh first Star Wars moovee when he was a littul kitteh. His mom-kitteh and wife-kitteh dont like SF so that’s owr speshul thing. I has good tymes wif all tehm!!!
Awwww….datz bery schweet, Duffy.
Mai neez and neffew still lub to come by my hawz nd surprize me…dey drive now, so not hab to hab payrents bring dem by. Dey com on der oawn n surprize me! I loff it wen dey do that. 
Mah Neece dribez ober tew see me tew.She bringz her 2
goggiez tew bissit.She haz teh madz wib me cuz dem goggiez am
joobenile delinkwents at her howse-heer demz dew awl teh rite
fingz an nawt eeben chayse teh Kittehz!!
She Cawls me “Auntsby Evil” cuz ob awl teh teezinz an stoopys
ai yoosed tew duz in frunt ob her frenz-she lubz it nao an duz
teh sayme tew Kenna an her frenz! Hahaha!
Dat wuz grate lists, y’all! Give u alll 5 burgahs!
yah, grate list. elebenty moar burgerz tu all frum me tuu!
Good grades, attempt them
Hair, wash regularlee
Ice cream, limit daily consumpshun
dis iz teh list fur teen boy 2 do. Parentz r xpected 2 get xcellent grades n less ice-creem (pleh)
LOL!
Mien diddunt bleeve mee needer. Juss wate, their tern will cum…
Teenager Daughter Owner’s Manual:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/07/Nov/tdom.html
LOL! Izz dere wun for boiz?
Why would you need one fer boiz? Der eazy – Lotsa food, lunch money (lots), car keys (preferably their own car), awkward but important explanation of importance of condoms, and unless yer very lucky an occaisonal trip to teh hospital or police station. Done! Easy huh?
Das bout right. Had teh hospital but was for bein sik n not cause ob anytin
dat teh police might b inter..ntre…curious about. Oh also must haz teh bed till 3 in teh aftetnoon
Har das rite, mine nebber woke up afore the crack of noon.
yup-
n neber in da bed b4 2 am. allso cluless bout da meanin ub kleen kloths. mus furget bery impertant band youniform sos u hab 2 drib hom n getz it fur dem.libs in room wif larg pile ub dirti clothes, oldy homework, 1/2 galzion copies ub “da Onion” n wun smal happi cat (I fink himz lubz da dirti clothez smell…) butz is alzo da olni peepz in da hous dat kan fix dis dan nabed ‘puter when itz actn up!
momcat
Hey Momcat! Gud to see yu – awl okay wit yu?
HEY! dats nawt nise (iees sadly troo tho)
an yes, ai ees resident computer technician.
bai teh wai, hai ambercat! momcat has toothyache and only has wun
hand free so ai am offishully re-introducing both momcat an myself
I haven’t been here moslty becuz of programming homework
(the blasted thing works now so I have about a week in which ai kin
commint. ai has missded awl uv mah cheezfrens and m glad to be
back.
OH!!! gascat!! an momcat!!! So gud to see yoo again. An gascat, ai wuz just talking about yoo – heer sumwhere.
Ai said ai thot yoo were having pyooter problimz an taht wuz wai yoo weren’t heer too much.
We hav – yoo hav probablee red – a reelee nice yung guy frum Ireland – he’s 21 – an iz pleesed to heer about ar odder yung peepl. (Cuz menee ov teh rest ov us ar – *ahem* kinda liek – old.)
But {{{{{momcat}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{gascat}}}}}} an {{{{{{{fishycat}}}}}}} too – ai’m shur she’s nawt far away. *sigh* Ai just poasted sumwhere neer heer a cawl to teh missing cheezpeeps – an it sorta werked. Princess Mu majickally appeered in a veree dramatic way.
Ai will go find it. MOAST impressive. Ai think yoo wud liek it. brb
It’s awn “Geico Colleckshun Agent.” First yoo will see my call to the missing peeple – and then – her amazing entrance!!
Ai dint cawl fur yoo cuz ai noo yoo weren’t goan – just having problimz.
Liek, OhmiGAw-awsh! Menny memberies ob teh dawter’s teen yeres! LOLololol!
OMCC — wut am ai in fer? Meh kitteh iz jus foar yeers old… but sheez gunna be a teenayjur sumday.
U need teh hugz Shna? I haz to deal wid dem as couzins n soemteims az Girl Friends. Momcats are not so bad achewly but popcatz is scary. Also I haz to deal wid the OMCC Ultra high maintanence cauze “dey iz worf it.” Teenayjur’s gief me a scared. Ai am not teenayjur anymoer. but waz rec..rce…shortly ago.
Oh Klolzz, reelee?? yoo ar just a kitten still??
Menee ov us ar *ahem* sumwhat *ahem* awlder, yoo know. But iz totallee delitelful fur us (me, fur shur!) to hav a cyoot kitthen amongst us.
We HAD sum kittens (gascat an medicated_maiden) but gascat’z got sum pyooter probimz an m_m – we don’t know. Wish she wud cum bak – was a verree sweet gurl.
NUTHIN (well, hardlee nuthing) in teh whirrled beetz teh fun ov embarrasssing a teenajer!!!
Ai no dat teh mom n popcats leik to embaraz teh teenajer so ai getted
soem storis from dere mom n popcatz. So when dey wantz to tell storis
bout me as a bay ai threatenz wid teh storiz i no. was good idea
Akchewly. teh ex neber found out bout teh googie and teh…nebermind.
Still cant maek teh facez.
ohhai jch4k
i liek 2 tink i iz still kitteh, but am onlee on inside.. owtside.. sigh.. NAWT kitteh! sumtiem giv mai teh sad.. but nawt furr long, cuz den i memberz hao leetl i noo bak den.. bettur to noes whut i noes.. sumtiemz! lol
NEwey.. i is fowtee-sumting, wit hart/humor(?) uf a twenee-sumting.. lolz!
Mai familee say i is teh uder way round. I is a fowtee-sumting twapped
in a twenee-sumtings bodi. Is not so bad akchewly. Easier to get a job.
HAy! aize a kitten two!
aim onlie as oawld as Klolzz, but aize teh opawsit- aize a teeneekat stukk in a teeneekatz bodee.
Srsly? Dere iz gurlkitteh mah age heer? Mai Happi let me show u it.
Dere iz soem way ai can change last thin I sed? It not sound so
gr8 akchewly. :embarassed
is okey…
aize feeled teh same wey- moast uv tehse peeps has teh vintage luuk. (nawt taht itz bad, jus a liddle tiresum wen ai doasnt gets teh refs).
frendz?
ooooh. dis vintaj type hoeps you bof stay!!
ax anytime to splain teh refs. sumtimes us vintage types need teh splanashun too.
dunnoez iff i iz vintaj type yet, BUT edder wey, i hoep yoo stey too.. iz ver impOWTANT to hav guuud mix of teh ajes her.. git bettah & moar fun tiems/uhh.. bettah vaweiti? uff .. ah.. nawt dooin so guud wit expluhnashuns! hoep ebbebuddy understanz mai?! lol
Onli ib we iz teh bestest kitsunerina.
And 2 teh uders I iz goan be here for long teim.
So be prepared 2 c a lot ob me.
dis iz GUD!!!!
An yes – ai, too, belawng to teh “vintage” crowd. And ai dont get HALF teh refs!!!
Ai hav lurned taht teh google iz mai frend!! An ai hav lerned a lot.
And – if awl elze fails – ai just ask what iz ment – an awlmoast awlwaiz, sum kind cheezpeep cuma along an splainz it to mee!
We ar a VEREE frendlee bunch!!
Oh – Klolzz an Kitsunerina – yoo shud bof go an joyne teh cheezfrenz site. It’s ours – menee peeple heer belawng – an yoo can email peepl frum there, too!
Ai go fetch teh link brb
I can haz cheezfrenz website? Diz good ting.
Ai does danze cuz ob teh happiz.
ai danzes the happi dans wif yu.
an, Janet, is it teh yahoogroups wun? dmarie showd me it a wile ago, but aim 2 busie to hang arownd much.
hahahahahahahahahahahahfunniest ever…lol i have grand-kittehs yyoar age, honey, and I cnat hep laffin with/at/for/around him too…lol/hugs
GK
lol! but dis iz trooof… still, gud to has yunger kittehs her 2
ai kep wunnerink bowt dis.
Ai gunna bee fowrteewun in a munfh. Mai b/f can haz 46. but we still same peeps as wen we met, in 1985. I can haz tiem masheen? In mai hart?
I member beeng teenkitten, an DYING wen momcat wore “yung” cloze or “pretendud” she wuz liek mai ages. Now…I unnerstan. She still yung in hart, an NAWT owld.
Corse, now she can haz 74 yeerz. She still akts too yung – but now I unnerstan.
I nawt grow up/grow owld. Wurld jus moobs rownd mai hed.
ooooh DFK.. [whispers... das mai! i will beez saem as ur bf latah dis munth... kinda worrisum but what kin i do.. tiem no wayt furr nooooobuddies!]… in teh maentiem, i cumz her an beez happi wen raed ebbebuddys latest tings… an i laffs!
wate til 70 sumfing. Fele saim until lukking in mere. OMCC!
Yer kitteh is now four? So you got four more years till it gits bad, den after 4 yrs of bad you gets 4 yrs of truly awful follwed by 4 yrs of horrifying. At dis poynt she either in collidge and well adjusted stuying hard and making a great future or she’s living inna double wide wiff sum tattoo artist/biker and 2 babies they expect you to take care of during the day while shes at Dennies werkin. Feel better?
Datz a vereh comfurtin thin 2 sai SnE.
Les hoap itz deh kolij but sumbunny hab tu werk at Denny’s oar we nawt
hab deh nomz
Scuze meg wile ai go tayk mi medzes!!!!!1!! Ai em Pushkin 59 n still memeburs bein 13 ….. maiks meh sie wif awl teh memberies… still wanna beh a kid mos teh tyme…buht mi grankittehs maiks et awl wurf et…. teh spirrut es willin buht teh flash es week… buht ai em steel kiccun… tekk hart, yawlll…
oh happi! dis gud to haer.. fanks lunakitteh!
“Yes, your daughter’s idea of an attractive man is the pizza boy.”
Is dat whai mai parints neber let me order pizza?
Iz happi waz neber a pizza boi.
Gives dem teh Payrentz Curse: “Ai hoep yu haz a chiyuld jes liek yu”.
Ha!!!
“oar jus lyke yer bruther… “
eggggsaaaakktleee! lol
Mai Janet sai “Mawwm. hao yu ebur manij wif 3 ub us?”she nebur sai if fined mj
in clawsitz ub hur 2
ha! ” and when our out-of-hand sons
are bringing up our grandsons-
i hope our grandsons give their fathers hell !
(can’t wait to see it)
i hope our grandsons give their fathers hell !”
O the shames
Akshully, mai teenaj dodder introduced me to lolspeak. Seh lieks it when wii lolspeak togevver!
awww! diz iz gr8t! she mus b pritty speshull den.. (in guud wey i mean!).
i need to show diz plaec to mai niece.. will mek her laff 
Fanks! Her is speshull (inna gud wai). Her is smart n dorabull n funnee – onna gud dai….!
awwwwwwzzzz.. i kin tellz yoo MUCH lurvs ur dodder.. she’s ver lukkee..
*blushes* U bery nys, Sheri!
awwww.. {{{{hugs 4 1/2k}}}}.. awlweyz twiez 2 beez nys.. ooh, but sumtiemz? FAIL! (jus aks teh poor hoosband!)
but nawt failz her..
lolz! iff diz izznt da troof.. da teenaeg kitteh so ‘barrassed bout wat dey pahwents dooz..
nowz.. ifn -i- wuz his mommah kitteh? i wud laff n laff n laff.. (hehe..mekkin mi laff nao wen i tink bout it), den sey latah (lowdlee i mite add AN in publik!!):
I WUV YOOOOOOOOOO KITTEH!!!!
.. an giggl.. becuz? i noes 1 dey, dey hav kitteh do saem ting wen dey a teenaegr!
We hadda rule fer muh gorgeous teenage girl dat she hadda have her date come to the door (She hated that), if you honk from driveway is nawt gud enuff. She had a scuzy boyfren dat I din’t lyks so I made a habbit of spreading out newspaper and cleaning muh grandads shotguns when scuzball came to da door. Guns hadn’t been fired in over 50 yr but got cleaned often fer a while der.
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.funnyhumor.com/jokes/1116.php
Leik dat semi-recent cuntree sawng wher father is tawkin to boyfrend:
Go hed, bring her hoem. Ayll be wayting up, just kleenin mah gunz . . .
I duzzint member hoo singz it. But mayd me laff!
Sol u teh kinda popkat dat giefs uz good boyfrens the BIG scareds. Ai hoep i neva meet ya girl if she az pretteh as u say cause ai’d ave 2 much of a scared to coem see u n den ai’d ave a sad.
an datz teh sad troof. teh good boyfrens didnt dayte me cuz tehy wuz too skered uv the popcat’s inbisible gun…
good boyz- skerred uv popcat
bad boyz- aize skerred uv tehm!
= zero dates
Awww – taht’s jus nawt rite!!! {{{{kitsurina}}}}
thankz… aize feel bedder naow. an ai kin get dayts naow, but ai alweys has to do teh askin foar sum reesin.
{{{{{{{mai cheezfrenz }}}}}}
aww.. sowwee kitsunerina… dat giv yoo a sad? wud mi!
{{{{kitsurina}}}}
ohhai klolzz.. jes b straight, no gamez.. den popcatz a leetl betteh.. i fink.. i ges awl depenz on teh popcat huh.. but i dunno rly.. nebeh hav dat prollem bfur.. (an won.. i iz a gurl! lol).. my husband nawt have teh scarey wit my popcat dough.. he wuz ver spectfull.. an dey git along gr8t teh whole tiem 2! (even nao, 13 yaerz laterz).
ohhh.. bidewey.. mai popcat tellz VER silliez stowiez 2.. (git fwom his popcat.. an soe it goez).
hopfurree, furr yoo, yoo no has a sad dough wen dating sum popcat’s dodder.. hopfurree, it maek awl have a happi!
das mai wish furr yoo.
Big thx Sheri. And iz not so bad akchewly. Am ok with popcatz after leetl
while. Always nerv us goin 2 meat em iz alls. Momcatz I neber haz problemz
wid. Tink iz cause I so hansom hehe. Srsly ai not so vain tho.
{{{{kitsurina}}}}
Ai guesses u is about mai age. Teh real good boi’s aint askerred uvpopcat.
they’s just nerv us to coem tlk to u. Iz not so bad tho. Taeks time but
evenchewly they getz teh courage n askz u. Ai haz dat problem. Nawt
sekund is friendz den u see’s if u kan becoems boi n gurlfrend.
An mein az well. Moast impurrtant thing of awl – to bee happee.
oh hey, anybody wiff a thousand lols in his name would be welcome but I mite feel sorry fer you, shes as quick as a lizzard, has a sharp tung, und an independant manner. Quite a handful, cute enuf to lure dem in and tuff enuff to take dem apart.
hrrmmmmm… dat soun a leeeeetle liek, tamin of teh kitteh? oohhh… an hopfurree, wen teh RITE boi gits wit her, he has a plan, a good jawb, an… lawtz o PASHUNSSSS
U doan sai dat to a popcat. He might have a splort but nawt for cuteness.
Pashunss indeed. *sigh* ai pitteh SnE’s dodder’s nest boifrend
trooo!!!! dough i wuz jes maekin funneh rlly.. srsly.. akshully!! haha.. i lolz at mai!
Awl the boyz has a plan. An I speck its always de same plan. See muh post from several picturs back about muh Woodstock experience. I don’t tink I is as afraid of passhuuns as much as Ise afraid of hormones. But in this case she is the one with the good jab, an a mean right cross too.
Oooh iz well abel to taek care of herself. Iz good dough. N not awl teh
boiz haz teh saem planz.
Sol dat soundz leik a challenge. Plus dat stuff iz onli a problem if we doan
get on wid eachuder. If we get on den is no problem cause iz no aru..arg…
cross words cause we agrees on teh big stuff. Das whad gettin on iz after allz.
Am ai rite?
bidewey Klolzz, dis wher pashuns iz needed.. lawtz..!! but sumtiemz? wii agree 2 dis-agree.. it okayz 2..
In hooman speak Pashuns = passion?
I agree wit u Sheri. Happenz soemteims dat dere iz jus sparkz allzober.
And wen it does iz gr8. but is not so common srsly n dat givez ai a lil sad.
iz ok tho. Willz happenz soem day. Doez for eberyone. Sidez am 2
young to find mrs Klolzz yet rite/
ooopz!!! nooooezzz.. sowee.. i mizspelt.. oh nao i barrassed! i ment: payyyyyshunz (patience).. sowee for mizconstruckshunzzz uh.. mizconsephshunz.. oooh! giv rong ideaz!
Oooooh *drops a penny*
I getz it nao. Payshunz is okai. I haz many Payshunz. Aldo y I haz dem I doan no. Dey should c real Doktor.
lessee heer.. i ceed dis eerlyeer:
~(ll0l)
der! i didded it! (iz fwesh chee-bergeh furr yoo!)
You and I have the same daughter Sol… I sympathize… and revel…
So whens yer turn? You kin pick her tomorrer.
yu noes meh?
oar is yer dawter jus liek me?
Parents-Daddehs- doan chaynge wen it cumz tew teh dawters.
Wen ai tole mai Daddeh ai wuz exspektin-ai wuz married!-him nawt say mush.-twinkly eyes tho-
Nex tyme Me an Mr T.M bissited,mah Daddeh had putted 2 briks onna tayble.
He stood up taller dan nermal( Him 6 foot elebenty an heavy) grabbed hubby by teh arm an sed,poyntin at teh briks-”Do “it” agen an teh briks will be yoosed tew
mayke yew nootered.!!!”
Corse ai new himz wuz jess joakin,but MrT.M.went berree payle,gulped an stood
der lukkin lyke himz wuz gunna pee!!
Ai still laff tew dis day bowt it.
Ever ask u Daddeh how he’d have reakted if your mummehs daddeh did it to him?
Mah Daddeh wuzz onlee Joakin.-odd scents ob hyoomer.
Iz funni to meh cause he nawt do it to meh.
But iz scari to tink ob it happenin to meh.
Himz jess didnt want tew fink dat himz dawter awl groed up nao-Ai still Daddehs gurl an ai r forty!!
Ai still doan answer mai parentz bak or sware(mush) in front ob dem.
Respekt faw dem-let me show it.
Eberywun should be showin teh respekt fur teh parent-cats.
Is jus rite tin to do.
Anom tew dat Klolzz.
Unfortchewnatelee, presunt cumpnee excepted, most ob tewdays
kidlets doan noe teh meenin ob respekt-cept in demz twisted
gangsta street tawk wayz.
Mai Kidlets r nawt perfekt,but dems haz gud manners.
Boichik diddnt talk til nearl 4 n free qwarterz-himz furst werds wuz
“Excuse me please”.Ai wuz sooooo prowd ob him.
He eeben sez plz thnx etc wen himz habbin a mega stroppy stress
meltdown!!!
Srsly? Iz impressive. Allz my cusinz over 12 hab excellent mannerz.
Teh yunger wunz is lil monsters. Iz odd to see teh line. teh parent
katz famileez aint cloze but iz astoundin teh similaritiez. Under 12 n
tehy tink tehy is gansta n kool n not use plz r kthxbai. But teh ober
12’s dat tink tehy gansta use plz n kthxbai. I tink is soemtin to do
wit wat parent katz can do for diciplin dese days.
Yah. Mah Parentz iz kwite awld fashunned bowt certin fingz.
Demz tawt us awl reel gud bowt mannerz an respekt.
Manners maketh the Man.
Manners cost nothing but richness follows.
U is pre..per…talkin to teh coir dere Tidmum.
Ai awlwais sed ai dezervved ebbry spankin mah Mama gibbed mee, an sum shee was 2 tierd too gib! Butt wee (mah bro an ai) diddunt talk bak too dem, unles wee wanted a mouf ful ob sope! Sum kittehs ar juss tuffer too get dere attenshun dan odders. We diddunt lern violins from teh fokes, butt we DID lern taht sum fings juss wernt gonna happin. An we DID lern owr manners. Fanks, Mom an Dad!
Anom 2 dat Alto. Ebbry smak I getted maked me hoo I amz
today. teh smakz did ai no harm. maked me haz good mannerz
But iz talk dat smakin should be maked ill…iiil…agains de law?
Mayb iz not such a gud idea akchewly. But I not no
Dey iz traiin tew lejjislaet uss intew obbli—olbbiv—nuthin! Butt wee still bee talkin to CC bout dem. Soon, an berry soon…
nao diz stowee.. diz maek mai laff LOWD! but ur poor hoosband!!! still.. iz ver funneh.. fank yoo furr sharez
Facepalm.
headpaw
same reactshun when mom tries dans-dans-revolooshun. “snicker”
Or wen Mom singz da “Appul bottum jean, wit da furrrr” song!
in my case, when mom sings n-e-ting, or even hums!
So doo eye
!!! doncha no it B teh pair-unts jorb 2 ‘barrasss der kittehz?
Yoo betcha! I kapp traiin to tellem, butt dey nebber beleeb mee, dey nebber beleebed…
Don’t fergit wut Samuel Clemens said “Win I wus 17 muh dad wus dumbest man on earf but when I wus 22 I wus amazed at how mush the old man had lernt in 5 years”
Muh teens jest wished I would grow the hell up an I kept telling dem dat your only young once but yor never too old to be immachure
SnE, I down’t hab kittehs ub my oawn, but hab a bery speshul neece hoo nebber wantz 2 growup, jes lik mee. she iz 16 hyooman yrz but still haz fun wif sillytime wif her anty. I wuv herz.
awwwwwwwwz! taht sowns liek mi an mai owdest neece 2! she onlee 12 but i has a suspishun she be liek mi still wen owder.. bry, BRY silliez.. runz in teh familees.. (bowf siedz)..
ooh.. mebbeh teh basement kitteh climb-ed into mai pyooter?! naoz i can see teh cawment agin…
still.. lol!
An mah pore girl goze nutz coz iz ADHD —AND a Baybee Buumer, sew ai’ll NEBBER groe up. She’zz bin teechin 7th graders four 4 yrs nao, an keeps hoapin ai’ll get itt. Fatt chans!
Unles we dyez we getz owldur but nawt hab tu groze up ebbur. kepe hab deh
funz awl ub us.
Tinked teh openin was a lil morbid GMWB but is gud point.
LOL! GUd ideez!
OMG worse than my WORST breakout — Mom tries lolspeak!
yer mom goes 2 (LOL) Kollege!
Tihs wuz mai dotter’s reeakshun wen Ai tole her bout LOLCAT speek!
(Us wuz taulkin onna fone ayt teh tyme, butt Ai knowed her reacted dis waye).
Mommehs alwaise knoes!!!
Her finks: Ai knowed Mom’s scents ov hyoomur wud knok her oaver teh edge wun dae.
Ai ken nawt blayme hers muches, tho; her growed up wif a byg pawt ov
“Eau de Scents ov Hyoomur” alwaise cuukin onna stoave.
Haw! Cheezburgrs to yew CKK, a hot steamin pot of humors on the back ob the stove! I likes it! My Boy (now 30) when he was early teen his Mom an I divorce so I picked hims up on Sundays an we did stuff together. One Sunday afternoon Ise drivin him home and him looks up tru de windshield and sez ‘hey dad, see that vee of geese” I look up and say ‘Yep” He sez “see how one leg of the vee is longer” and I looks and it was, I sed ‘yep’ he says “know why?” I’m tinking I’m gonna git some kewl trivia here about the stronger gooses stay on winward side or womens on one side or sumtin so I sez “huh, why is dat?” he say, “More geese”. Chip off the block.
Fanks, SnE. Dis maded me laff!
Srsly, I dont evun noe that un-kewl older kitteh – she jus wawked in an started tawkin to me an callin me by my whole name. Rilly. Nevur saw her befor.
Did she yus yur miggle naem?! Tehn yu is in BEEG trubbel
Yiss – or call by teh siblings names first. Doom.
Ai has 2 oldeh sisters. Teihr naems R Sarah an Lissa. Ai swaers Ai went thru mai chylhud as “Sarah-no-taht’s-rong-Li-Ambercat”!
Mai poor mama hadded 9 kittehs. Ai’s #7. U can majin teh list she had to go fru ‘fore she gotted to meh!
It musta sownded lyke teh “Waltons” at bedtyme in yaw howse.
But ai bet yaw mama lubbed eech an ebree wun ob yew ekwally.
Mai popkat only had 2 kittehs me n my lil bruvver. He is nearly alwayes
Klolzz n ai iz nearly always mark. he iz 18 n ai iz 21. Tink he learn bai now?
nopez. iz nawt lernin thing
yu ‘members naymes bai the BEHAVYER uv teh person, soze iffn ai starts acktin lyke mai sistr- voila, mom will kall me bai hers nayms. It happns wif mai students too.
me- “Robert!”
kid- “Teecher, aize nawt robert! aize Logan!”
me(to self)- “den stawps acktin liek him, yer confuzzlin me!”
Yu kno, as a former teecher an a former mis-named off-spring, taht akchully maeks a LOT ob sens!
Ai dunno. ai anser to “Judy” (mai older sister) as reddilee as ai dew to “Janet.” An ar behaviour iz WAAAAY diffrunt. She iz teh “purrfekt” wun. Ai wuz
teh emo diffikult wun.
An nao we ar awl growed up – an she iz still “purrfekt.” (but ai lubs hur lotz eneway) An ai ar – still – well, nawt NEERLEE so emo az ai wuz.
ooh… i kin relayt 2 yoo! (teh emo prat.. brat?) lol!.. jk! jus teh emo part akshully
I waz teh goff kid. Had teh long hair to mah waste nearly n teh
trenchcoatz an teh heavy metal muzik. Still listenz to teh muzik
Just listens to uder types also nao
Teh ‘Angsty wun’ am EMO-nawt surprized reely.
She wuz mayde fur it!
i duz it 2 AWL mai fowmeh students AN, mai neesez an nephewz! (maekz dem laff).. an i laff 2
Yes her did! Her had a BIIIIIIIGGGGGG mama hart. Altho we do liek to teez R “bebeh” sister n bruzzer taht “Mum loved u guize best”.
Mai Mum passed lass year, aj 86. Ai harts and misses u Mum!
aww… {{{{4 1/2k’s}}}}.. nebbeh eezee 2 looz sumbunneh yoo lurvs..
Hab tu maik groop naim fur jus 3 “Ja Nance Laine” Wud get tu rite wun
ebenshuly
Mai Hubby’s maen is Stee-uh, Rii-,uh, SCOTT!
oops—NAEM, not maen. Fingrrs diss-lexxed!
i has saem ting sumtiems 2..
mai bruthers niknaym is “Dammon. (Daniel-Ammon)” Konsider yerself lukkie.
Altho Mom wunz called Daniel bai teh naym uv teh kittteh. Poar kitteh luuked so confuzzled: “wayt, ai didnt do nuffin!”
Dat made me lol. Mai popcat is lookin at me funni nao.
lol!
Hay, noob here, sowwie fur off-topix qwestun: Iz lost a lolpic, want to emailz, halp? New won, “Imminent Epic Fail” wif kid and geeze, any1 halp wif link plz? Kan’t find it searchin.
ooh.. sowwee RTG.. hope yoo findz teh hepl wit teh piktur.. i noob 2..
NEwun eles her hepl??
Am noob also.
We iz teh noob grp.
We can haz welcoem parteh?
:rofl:
(nut shur if furst 1 wurked).. hehe..
!!
welcoem parteh – COMMENCE!! oh.. wayt.. ges wii needz udderz 2 do dat huh.. (i iz silliez..!)
i ver silliez.. tiem furr mai 2 goez hoem nao.. mebbeh bak on latah.. hoep soez neweyz.. dependz if hubby has to wurk late.. (hoepz he nawt wurk laet.. i missez himz wen he duz)..
kthxbye.. lolz!
oh wayt… an a loverly evnin’ t’ awl! (wud twy 2 sey wit lolspeak-irish-ish? nawt soez shur i kin do.. lol)
k.. byezzz!
Ai nawt surez ai canz do it n ai haz teh flewent irish.
Mo teanga-Lig dom thu eh a theaspaint.
(meanz “my language-let me show u it” but is not pronounced leik is spelt)
wut is pronowensed liek itz spelt?
oh rite, lolspeek!
an haow yu noes irish? dats cyoool.
I iz not able to spell it leik iz pronounced cause I doesnt no hao to do accents.
Wow! Ai R impressed, Klolzz! Wear did u lern teh irish?
Ai’m prettee nu heer, but nawt as nu as u guize, so ai say “Welkum! Let’s has a partee!”
bry kooolz! i haerd dey taech in skoolz der.. tru? but funneh ting.. i wuz tinkin howz sum lolspeak reminz mi ov teh gaelic! (jes in sum spellinz).
wowz.. dis gr8t!!
Ai iz irish. Iz tought in skool. And I iz gud at it. But I luvs it.
O hai Klolzz. Mai, but yoo doo get moar intersting bai teh minute!!
Ar yoo purrhaps frum Cork??
Ai wunz had a liddle Irish guy werking fur mee in mai theater – wuz in charge ov lighting. Ai will disguise hiz nayme a bit. Ebbree third werd will be hiz naem. Mite werk? So it’s Aodh and the its Og an then its O an then its Tuama. Irish wuz hiz furst languige and English second. Hiz father wuz an Irish teecher – ai meen – teecher ov Irish!!! Oh – an they were frum Cork.
Akshullee – yoo can google him – he iz an Earlee Music musician – an has a couple ov CDs n stuff. Playz wif his wife at lotz of Renaissance Faires in teh States.
http://www.folkplanet.com/snag.html
Dont know what they’re doing heer, – but ai expekt YOO will!
Ai not no him pershunly. But ai tink my momkats boifren does.
Ai iz frum nort of cork. Place called limerick. But am in Co’lol’ege in cork. Iz small country. An not mani ppl haz teh irish az teh nawt sekund language.
Inglesh iz mai furst but mai irish iz close sekund.
hrm.. cork iz in sowth pawt ov ireland i tink.. dis iz BRY intwestin.. i mus go c dis videeeoo mahsef soon.. (wiikend prolly)..
must has go hoem nao.. sez kthxbai 2 ebbeybuddeh heer an {{{{awlcheezfrens!}}}}
wowz.. diz iz awesumz 2 mi.. i aksed mi granddaddeh wunc iff hez noes teh gaelic an culd hez taech mi? hez dinna (lol.. nawt nomnom tiem, but “didn’t”. nao der’s sumpin irish.. teehee).
an bak wen i aksed him, i wuz tweenajur an wuz jes gittin intwested in mai haretij. i had a sad den, but nawt nao.. i has happi 
hez dinna noe eneh.. boo..
Ai tri find soem stuffz n let ya no bout where u can findz teh irish learnin sites.
OHHH… *headbonkondesk* :rollseyes:
i mus b sweepy/tired.. “dinna” mostlee scottish i tink, nawt irish!!
ohwellz
runzawey’barrassed (but laffin 2)
doant wurree, iz teh saym wif me.
rown here (teh west US) peeps is alweyz kallin me irish cuz ai has red hair, but mai heritage is moastlee frum skotland and englind an wales an denmark.
dat is toadally awsum.
mai dad wuz in irelund wunss bowt 20 yeers ago. he luvved it, an sez he kinda misses teh green. (Its nawt green here in Utah, nawt rilly).
Iz 2 wekez nu enuf. Stil iz lotz tu lurn heer, huh?
Hay din’t realize othurs took up dis thred, we still havin our noob celebrashun? Cuz iz made 2 lols so far of mi kidz, chex dem owt pls! Kthxbai.
Oh iz 4got, why don mi kidz showz up on teh home paige, and howz that get fixed?
ohai RTG!
nawt shur bowt teh selebrayshunz but das okay i duz a happi danse ebbey tiem i iz her lol
bidewey nawt shure how to fin yoo her also.. ges i shuld raed up on dis kinna ting..
Ai’m hear moar tehn a munth; stil treiyng tu figger awt stuf
(butt havin a rlly funses tyme doin iyt).
i LURVS ICHC!!
elebbenty billion cheezburgers 4 u Sheri.
awww mawm! not in fron of my frenz!
mawm!!!!! wai kant yu just tryz lolspeek at hoem?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-to-get-that-smudge/
“STOP IT MOM!”
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/23/funny-pictures-teen-cat-is-embarrassed/
“You’re embarrassing me!”
OMG–dis iz SO mah bebbeh kitteh wen I duz da LOLspeak in da publix. We do da speakin to each udder, iz OK, but in dah world, iz not so grate, aktually. Da peoplz, dey no no bout da LOLspeak, dey look at us funneh.
it gets wurse!
mom asked teenage kitteh to
be added
as Facebook friend
dis remind me on da grate merisi blogg abt viennnnnna – she obfuscly luffs her teenage monster to bitts! and laffs on her too. see her blogg hear:
http://merisi.blogspot.com/2008/01/on-trying-to-be-good-parent.html
I chekked itt owt—BERRY mush lub dere. Warmz teh hart…an we shur needz teh warmin tehse dais!
Oh noes… momcat is shapperoneeng teh moovy trip!