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she eben drops meh off in frunt of teh mall!!!
an woshes mai fayse in teh street wit spit an a hankee!
and knits me those horrendous scarfs I has to wear..
but tehre still nawt as bad as teh mittuns gramma nitteded!
An maeks me wear a sweater wehn she’s cold…
Hoo, MEE???
concatulashuns, meowmeow! is dis yur furst nawt sekund?
yes!!! i can has pride?
Conga-Ratz MeowMeow, Ai iz prowd ob yoo!
Yay!
congrats on ur not sekond commint, MeowMeow.
Care fur a hi-energy drink inna tall can 2 sillibrate?
oh mus finish danse furst!!
furst wii gotz 2 start teh danse!
Eye no: wii cood doo a free-stile
Nitendo wheee danse in teh
libbin rume in frun ob R teeny-aged
kitteh-katz’ frens!!!!
Funn!
:Grin:
k, iz comp- absu- TOTaly dizzeh nao!!1 *sigh*
an insistz awn sayink “I lubs yoo” in front ov mai frenz!
LOL, I’d actually like to see what the mom cat says :p
is owr DOOTY to embarizz owr offspring, kitto.
u jus wayt, i trys mai “ebonix” owt next. freestyel, yo!
Dassit! Rite dere on p. 365 of teh Parrints Handbuk. Mah kidlets don’t bleeve me wen I tells dem dis.
Ia alos R dootee to
Aknawlj der frends onna street (bery frendlolee)
Blaem dem fur fings tehy dunt do
Cleen owt der rumes wehn deys nawt hoem
D…
Drag up oeld argyooments wenebber we start a gnu wun
End ebberee argyooment wit “Bcos Ai sai so!”
Fynd yur supplai on “adult” magazeens unner teh bed
G…
Deemands tehy kepes dere kurrfew
Eet dere munchies dey fot dey hid frum us
Frow owt stuf taht luks liek trashes
G…
OMCC yu guize maded me LOL. Grate list!
Drop dem off at a partay, an go in an mayke sure a payrent iz hoam
Eat at lunch at dere taybul wen chaperoning skewl trippz
Find out iff “ebrewun” izz rilli gettin new piercingz
G…
Greet dere daddeh wid a big wet kiss sew tehy seez itt
Howld dere han crossin teh streetz
I…
Iz wayting up wen dey cum homes frum dayte.
Jokez wif dey’re frendz
K…
Keeps kindergardin picshurs in the libbing room for frendz 2 see
Lubs on dem in da publik
Messes up dey’re hare in frunt of frends
N…
Needs to noe wher yur goin everytime yu wawk owt
Orders helthee food for yu at restraunt
Playes olden-time music an danses to it
Notiss tings yu hoep teh wont (lyk luvbyts an gnu peersings), dunt notiss tings tehy shud (lyk nawt torkin to tehm_
Ooooold! An so cannut pawsibblee unnerstan - enneefing!
Photos ob yu in teh baff, ayj2, shoen to awl boyf/gurlfrens
Quitz mekkin up dey’re bed 4dem
Runs round in bafrobe wif curlerz inhare imfront ub frendz
S…
Savez hare frum furst harekut nd showz tu enne1 hoo bisiting
Tryz 2be kewl nd hip
Usez straitng irun on oan hare
Very sneeeeeky bout findng aout whut u bin up2
W…
Wiggull yer tushie wen dansin to draw attenshun & maek teh dans eben moar embarussing.
Xray teh Halloween candee befoar lettin kittehs eet it … razer blaydes DO NOT WANT.
Y…
Wayts fore yu at teh frunt geyt wen yu is layt hoem
X-peks yu to Do As Yu R Toled
Yerns to be yur ayj agin
Zips yur cote rite up wen its coled
And will awlwais lub yu. Fore awlwais. In awlwais. Forebber.
Ah, Ambercat. Datz so sweet!
Ambercat - yoo iz wun ub mai faforittest cheezpeeps. Dat wuz PURRfect wai to und da lists.
dis list, it maek me smiel an crai.
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[[[[cheezfrenz]]]]]
Hoep crai in gud wai.
{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}
Tankyu Dapanfer, Ai nawt a mummeh (nawt gibbon up hoep yet…!) but Ai wus a teenayjer - Ai amember wut it wus lyk an Ai kno nao - an knu tehn - awl mai perrents roolz wer fore teh rite reesons. An tehy nebber stawped lubbing me, eben wen Ai wus a rite royl payn in teh bum!
Dis wun ob teh bestest lists ob awl tyme, dear cheezfrenz.
Mutch lub n afekshun shine fru tehse wurdz.
Stikkz tu yur guns abowt teh ‘portent roolz
Taekz tem 2 teh dr. 4 teh “well-chile” chekkupz
U…
Quick to doubt every werd dey say
Remind dem cinstantly of how hard it was when dey wus young
Stop lending the car as punishmunt
T
Qweschun why yew do stuff yew know yer nawt supposta.
Reqwest dey turn teh horribul awful musik down.
Secretly chek up on dem wen dey sez deyz goin to studee wif frends but yew know dey are rilly goin to cauz mischiff somewhere.
T …
Taek em owt an halp em toylet paypurr teh nayborhud!
Aks dem if dey remmemerz teh tym dey did sumfin kyoot oar imbarazin wen dey wuz babehs…rly pronownc it wen dey has teh frendz ovah. If dey no remmemerz (n dey wont) gib exkroosheeaytin detaylz.
Wen u drawp dem awf at teh skuul oar ovver playcez hawnk horn n yell owt lowd u lurvs dem n yooz yer pet naym 4 dem. Teh moar imbarazin teh pet naym teh lowdr u mus yellz it.
Neber dryv dem n kool vehikul. U mus awlwayz has teh unkool minneevan oar stayshunwaggin tu drawp dem awf at teh skool oar ovver playcez.
Sho nekkid baybeh pikchurs tu dere gurlfrend/boifrend. Teh moar imbarazin teh baybeh pikchurs teh bettur.
Yelp outloud “I wuv you kitten” in frontz ub eberrybody
Zzzerbert dey’re tummiez wen no frendz arownd.
Yay! We did itz! Awl de way frum A 2 Z!
Coz wee lubs owr kittehs SOOOOO mush!
Yesh! Ebben if day be neez nd nefew kittehs! Sumtimes Anty’s hab
berry speshul, cloze relayshunshipz wif neezes and nefews. Lik a
secund momkitteh, but nawt sew hard tu talk tu.
I heers dat! My neffews (got eleventy of them, no neeses) are my frenz that go to musemunt parks minnee-golff and movees togethyr. Mah one neffew is marreed now and he and he an I been havin movee dates since I tuk him to teh first Star Wars moovee when he was a littul kitteh. His mom-kitteh and wife-kitteh dont like SF so that’s owr speshul thing. I has good tymes wif all tehm!!!
Awwww….datz bery schweet, Duffy.
Mai neez and neffew still lub to come by my hawz nd surprize me…dey drive now, so not hab to hab payrents bring dem by. Dey com on der oawn n surprize me! I loff it wen dey do that. 
Mah Neece dribez ober tew see me tew.She bringz her 2
goggiez tew bissit.She haz teh madz wib me cuz dem goggiez am
joobenile delinkwents at her howse-heer demz dew awl teh rite
fingz an nawt eeben chayse teh Kittehz!!
She Cawls me “Auntsby Evil” cuz ob awl teh teezinz an stoopys
ai yoosed tew duz in frunt ob her frenz-she lubz it nao an duz
teh sayme tew Kenna an her frenz! Hahaha!
Dat wuz grate lists, y’all! Give u alll 5 burgahs!
yah, grate list. elebenty moar burgerz tu all frum me tuu!
Good grades, attempt them
Hair, wash regularlee
Ice cream, limit daily consumpshun
dis iz teh list fur teen boy 2 do. Parentz r xpected 2 get xcellent grades n less ice-creem (pleh)
LOL!
Mien diddunt bleeve mee needer. Juss wate, their tern will cum…
Teenager Daughter Owner’s Manual:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/07/Nov/tdom.html
LOL! Izz dere wun for boiz?
Why would you need one fer boiz? Der eazy - Lotsa food, lunch money (lots), car keys (preferably their own car), awkward but important explanation of importance of condoms, and unless yer very lucky an occaisonal trip to teh hospital or police station. Done! Easy huh?
Das bout right. Had teh hospital but was for bein sik n not cause ob anytin
dat teh police might b inter..ntre…curious about. Oh also must haz teh bed till 3 in teh aftetnoon
Har das rite, mine nebber woke up afore the crack of noon.
yup-
butz is alzo da olni peepz in da hous dat kan fix dis dan nabed ‘puter when itz actn up!
n neber in da bed b4 2 am. allso cluless bout da meanin ub kleen kloths. mus furget bery impertant band youniform sos u hab 2 drib hom n getz it fur dem.libs in room wif larg pile ub dirti clothes, oldy homework, 1/2 galzion copies ub “da Onion” n wun smal happi cat (I fink himz lubz da dirti clothez smell…
momcat
Hey Momcat! Gud to see yu - awl okay wit yu?
HEY! dats nawt nise (iees sadly troo tho)
an yes, ai ees resident computer technician.
bai teh wai, hai ambercat! momcat has toothyache and only has wun
hand free so ai am offishully re-introducing both momcat an myself
I haven’t been here moslty becuz of programming homework
(the blasted thing works now so I have about a week in which ai kin
commint. ai has missded awl uv mah cheezfrens and m glad to be
back.
OH!!! gascat!! an momcat!!! So gud to see yoo again. An gascat, ai wuz just talking about yoo - heer sumwhere.
Ai said ai thot yoo were having pyooter problimz an taht wuz wai yoo weren’t heer too much.
We hav - yoo hav probablee red - a reelee nice yung guy frum Ireland - he’s 21 - an iz pleesed to heer about ar odder yung peepl. (Cuz menee ov teh rest ov us ar - *ahem* kinda liek - old.)
But {{{{{momcat}}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{gascat}}}}}} an {{{{{{{fishycat}}}}}}} too - ai’m shur she’s nawt far away. *sigh* Ai just poasted sumwhere neer heer a cawl to teh missing cheezpeeps - an it sorta werked. Princess Mu majickally appeered in a veree dramatic way.
Ai will go find it. MOAST impressive. Ai think yoo wud liek it. brb