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Uh Oh…SPLORT!!!1!
no warnin…2 kute…halp
I heer, GNZ.
Mop mop mop
Brainz bak in hed
Heers sum duk tayp
tayp tayp tayp
Pat pat pat
An heers a blu blankee an hawt chokklit
Ohhh…Ahhh
Tank U Lyanthya, U sabed mee
Gonna tayk a wi-el to recubber tho
Hawt chokklitt is berry gud
did U findz alla mai brainz? Ai iz kinna dizzy
Yah, I fink I gots alla yer brainz. Yew needs a cookie too?
Dis is most definutly a highly splortatios photo. I tink wee needs to rally teh BORKED peeps to prepare the messa a branez about to hit the floors.
BORKED is teh Brain Overload Repair of teh Ketteh Emergency Department but we could also call out teh CORPS -Cute Overload Resucitashun Plan Servicepeeps.
Dis remines me a liddle of Big Brew where they accronymified everything possible
I like CORPS bestist…cause BORKED is what mai brain iz when I splortz!
well, why nawt hab bof!?
diffrunt branches ob serbice. awl i ax is dat the CORPS be rekwired by law to remane on the ICHC. oar we just may has to kawl out da Litty Gator. Pun ishment will be carried out by Albert teh Gator, who has been rumoreded to nom peeps “aksidementally”
we needz to hab a motto. hmmm best i kin comup wif for the CORPS is
“the few, the pwoud, the Mewinez”
Heer, let me halps …
*scoop scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
Hmmm, no ducky tape, er, u mindz staplz?
*snck snck snck*
Hmmm, does u always brush hars forwds?
Nebber mindz, hav sum hot chocklit and a sawftee blankee and don worree bout da lenf of da fringees …
*sidles quietly away*
Thank U Charlie, ai fink U found alla restob mai brainz
Bangs R fyn 4 nao, butt dem staplz kinna itch
Wow…2 warm blankiez N 2 cupz ob hawt chokklitt
Soo much lub N karrin…puuurrr
*hawz ’bout a little Kalua in mai hat chokklitt?*
Heer yew goez. Katlua fer yer hawt chokklit!
An wipped creem. An a cookie fer dunkin.
Ohhh, datz so much bettR nao.
Oh lukkit alla clebber commintz B-lo
Dey all mussta bin preparred wif der CHRGz on
Ai muss ‘member 2 do dat nawt sekkund fing eech mornin
Elebbeny sebbin cheezburgerz furr ebbybuddiez!!!1!
wish ai kud stay N play, nao dat ai’z recubbered
Butt ai gotta gitz 2 mai *dirty wurd* taxez nao
bi furr nao, N allz U gies hab a gud dai
O hai, GeeNeeZcatz an LOL!! Whut gud care yoo ar receiving! An hau nyce fur mee to return an see this splolorgilishus kitteh, But ai hav nawt furgotten teh danjer lurking heer an mai CHRG(wdoi) iz furmlee in plaice!
An ai will doo a liddle dans ov joi fur yoo sitting up there in teh taupe spawt. *dans twirl dans twirl dans twirl sit*
Moar ai cannawt do az ai am still recovern frum yesterdai’s amazinglee awful flite bak frum Florida. Ai had to raize mai voyce TWICE!!!
There we were - mai sister an ai - traveling wif a 91 an 93 yeer awld ladies in whee!el chayres - mai sister iz teh driber wehn we get to ar hoam airport - an at teh chek-in in Atlanta tehy tell us mai sister doez nawt hav a seet awn an awlreddy overbukked plain!!
It ended well. A soopervisor came - muttereded “thiz is stranj. thiz shud nawt bee. Don’t wurree, we will fix it an so awn” an he did. We ar hoam in wun peece - but ai think ai will just joyne yoo now in taht yummee smelling Kalua in the choawlik, if ai may!
*sigh* Just so nice to bee heer again.
WELCUM BAK, JCH4+K! (adn teh rest ob you too, ob corks)
*wisperz* did yoo brung us a prezzeez?
mary O….mind yur mannerz…of KORSE she brotted us prezzeez!!
giglol
O mary O’ - ai traid soooo hard to find what yoo wanted. Ai’ve been looking hai an low.
But teh best so far taht ai cud doo wuz this!
http://www.ulinkx.com/video/3256106
fanx, Janet. aisle sho it to Fyumi when shee getz bak frum Srping Berak.
Yay! Welkum bak, JCH4K - we missed yoo!
Mah fyrfox browzer got updayted last week an nao I cant see teh burgers! I haz a sad.
Hao duz I git teh burgers bak?
dey is spearmintin wif teh site to maek it runz fasta, so teh burgerz iz on brakes fur a wile. chek out da linkee unda teh “Newz frum” bawks.
Oh hai {{{{{gremlin}}}} and {{{{mary O’}}}} So nice to see yoo!
Deer gremlin - it iz nawt our fyrfox browzer. It iz the cheezburger! They ar traing out sumthing to maek it eezier fur the peepl wif Internet Sploder awnlee to be able to bee heer at awl.
Furm mai eggsperience last week - ai know now to mai sorrow how tuff they haz it!!
But taeking away teh voating burgerz - ai think - iz a VEREEE bad idea! Look up at teh top - news from the burgers. Ai just cayme frum there an left two impasshuned commintz in favor ov teh burgers.
Yoo shud go there at wunz an put in yur too scents!! Be sure to reed what ebreebuddee else sayed - moast interesting.
*danses wif joi at seeing yoo two!!!!*
Welkum bak, Janet!!! Boy oh boy, dis bebbeh shoulda hadda “splort” warnin….I wuz almoast cot unprepaired!!!
Thanks!! {{{{COL}}}} Ai discobbered to mai shock taht ai needz to bee heer az much az ai needs to breethe!
me, too….onlee moastly latelee I haz been teh lurkin cos teh stoopie “work” fingy keeps me too bizzy tu play!! I can haz teh early re-tire-mint????
OHAIJCH4K — welcum bak. we has misseded yew, hopes yew had a nice trip (better than teh airport part n-e-way).
Azaizing trip - eggscept fut teh travel part!!! Bee prepared to heer awl bout it!!!
Oop!!! Furgot the
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Yoo ar just - teh best!!!
wai, tanks
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while yew wuz gone, d’Beaker Labyratories started a new Resech Prawject; we haired Dana T as Cheef Ajunkt Tigerlologist to inbestigate teh purring, or nawt-purring, ob tygerz and otter big kittehs. Details awn teh Tiger Woods picher. (We hasn’t herd anyfing frum her, wich cud be bad since the prawject wuz to inbolve snorgling … hmm).
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But nawt all teh nooz iz good, ai’m afrayd. There hab been a series of dis-asst-rous dis-asstrs involving teh singulmalt skawchwiskeys. Yew can see about wun ob them on the Lolcat Seeds thred. Ai’m nawt namin names, ai’m nawt poynting fingurs, ai’m nawt making teh achoo(!)-sashuns, ai’m nawt alleging gilt b4 pruving in owsens, but let me jus say that the haowse of Spoc may, purrhaps, pawsibly, cunseebly be in it up to itz pointy eers. I’m just sayin.
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But we is nawt de-turred (hmmm. if we is nawt de-turred, duz that meen we is turred?) The TyBootik has a good stock of the 9 Important SingleMaltSkwtchs, an we has re-stocked teh CCC. Eech bawtle is now ekwipped wif its own zipup neoprene protective cubbering , like this
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http://books.google.com/patents?id=Lj0PAAAAEBAJ
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hmmm. is probly too urly in teh day fer sum skawtchwiskey in dat hawtchoklit, but mebbe later
whew! fur a minit dere i fot he wuz gonna cast asp uchins on teh haowse of Spockn.
wai, tanks
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while yew wuz gone, d’Beaker Labyratories started a new Resech Prawject; we haired Dana T as Cheef Ajunkt Tigerlologist to inbestigate teh purring, or nawt-purring, ob tygerz and otter big kittehs. Details awn teh Tiger Woods picher. (We hasn’t herd anyfing frum her, wich cud be bad since the prawject wuz to inbolve snorgling … hmm).
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But nawt all teh nooz iz good, ai’m afrayd. There hab been a series of dis-asst-rous dis-asstrs involving teh singulmalt skawchwiskeys. Yew can see about wun ob them on the Lolcat Seeds thred. Ai’m nawt namin names, ai’m nawt poynting fingurs, ai’m nawt making teh achoo(!)-sashuns, ai’m nawt alleging gilt b4 pruving in owsens, but let me jus say that the haowse of Spoc may, purrhaps, pawsibly, cunseebly be in it up to itz pointy eers. I’m just sayin.
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But we is nawt de-turred (hmmm. if we is nawt de-turred, duz that meen we is turred?) The TyBootik has a good stock of the 9 Important SingleMaltSkwtchs, an we has re-stocked teh CCC. Eech bawtle is now ekwipped wif its own zipup neoprene protective cubbering , like this
.
h t t p: / / books.google.com/patents?id=Lj0PAAAAEBAJ
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hmmm. is probly too urly in teh day fer sum skawtchwiskey in dat hawtchoklit, but mebbe later
our breaths … it are bated
an my otter comment, it are eated.
ai’ll bet WP will be coffin it up soon. Payshunz iz reconomnomded!
ok, naow ai am a noid. ai tried to post again, disguising teh linky-things better. still eated. shud ai try for teh trifecta?
OK. thurd try workded. cue teh multiple posts in 3, 2, 1 …
there they are (see above)
see, dey new you wuz tryin to cast asp urchins, so dey delayed teh poasts wif the asp urchin filtur.
Take teh wurmz outa yer ouf, PdB!!
yur breath iz bated??? Duz dat meen yu haz a wurm on yur tongue???
hmmph? wufs dachoo say? mmmcchc mmcch. yew, nope, teh image is tew icky.
Iz soo nise too see u! Ai misseded u! Ebbrybuddy bringses dere own speshul sparkull 2 teh siet, an we awl maek it a grate plais to bee; ai misseded urz!
Oh jess, Janet…hab a BIG mug…itz delishus N nutrishus
Glad U maid it hoem in wun peece
Ai hoep Atlana airport DO NAWT gib enny probz 2 mee
N all da wedding gestez flyn in furr mai dauturz wedding
inna cuppla weikz…murphy’z law…DO NAWT WANT
RSVP’z still cummin in (lait) N munnies runnin owt.
gotta git 2 dez *bad wurd* taxez nao
Peece N lite to all cheezFrends
wut kitteh?? i doan see no kitteh…..
I cloze mai eyez u kant see me!
mai seekrit combat skillz - lemme sho u t… zzzzzzZZZzzzzZZZzz
Ninja skillz… I haz dem.
Camokitteh cantz hied from teh cute.
feral dr00d
is about to omgwtfpwn you with embush
WOW reference lol
content kitteh is content! leetle did it noes teh hyoomins r abowt two shake teh blankit owt! n den content kitteh nawt so content ne moar!
I sincerely hope that the fur is synthetic, otherwise
that’s kinda sick… lolz
Kitteh needs lotz ov snorglez, yes?
Iz dat dalymashun googie or blankey behine kamo kitteh?
An wut du aktv8td meen?
in hooman tawk = activated
fank u
i doan du 2 gud at tx msg speek
dd, yer doin fyne - altho dis is LOLspeak and not txt msg. Lol speek uses summa da parts ob txtspk but nawt too mush. An I am prolly rong but I tink dat the kitteh is supine onna leopard print frow or plush sumtin, mebe rub. Kyoot no matter wut.
i surched for ‘aktv8td’ on da googglie, cauz i wuz confuzzled, an dis payge showded up awn it alreddy! da googlie is a lil scurry somtyms. wen did it get so fast?
an yess, lolspeek is a dstinkt dyalekt frum txtmsg. dah lingwistik evvuhlootun. is verrah innerestin.
arg, dis comment wuz suppowsd to go way up dere unner da conversaytun abowt whut ‘akt8td’ meens. I will put it were it blongs. nuttin to see heer.