Um,
Meow?
ebbreebodee tryz 2 b liek da kitteh.
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I dun fink so, fud.
My fluentness of da cat language, let me show u it
burp
You wud luk gud in my (|0|)
Actually should be (||0|) for cheezburger
yeah, cause before it looked like the first ICHC goatse
he says, taking most clever advantage of missing burgervotage.
Con-Cat-Ulashunz on nawt-sekunt!
I fink all dis mausie needs 2 do is 2 jus run strate thru da kittehs. Den dere hedz will bonk twogedder. It werks in teh cartoomz, rite?
I fink dats rite, i howpe so, poor maus (or gerbil)
I hate mieces to peices! Let’s eat. a snack for 2. OK?
I’m telling you boys don’t do this, eye’l hab yer money on Thorsdy, I gots 6 large on UNLV tomorrow night and theys a lock. I can’t miss. Rilly, don’t do dis. Tell the Big Kitteh I only needs one more day.
FTW!!
Dis fud speakin da fore-in language.
I come from the planet mousathar to bring you robotic opposable thum…
AIEEEEEEEEE !!!
(||0|)
UH oh….
Leonidasmouse
300 ref! FTW!!
Tihs liek teh moment jus b4 Leonidas reetcht down 4 his speer n flung it at Xerxes, seeling tehir faat, but kreating a lejund.
Wer iz lil critterz speer, tho?
I haz cornered mouseburger (cheezburger)
Hell hath no furry like a mouse cornered.
april foolz mousey played prank on wrong crowd
Mouse is now the Aprilol Foolol
That’s Aprilol Fud, dummy
ahh, ahh, wee no cawls naemz heer. Wee iz nise.
Mouse could not help but laugh as two kitteh’s pounced simultaneously and klunked heads.
Sei Hullu to our leetle fryend!
big
I tink I may hab made rong turn somewhere. You fink mabbee so?
Ai NEW ai shud ahb terned leff at Al B. Kirkie!
Mai kitteh kornered mowse once, and mowse jumped and bit kitteh on teh nose. Mowse 1, kitteh Ouch.
OK, boys, here’s my plan for world domination…
*WhisperWhisperWhisper*
Now… GO!
Rodney Dill; YOU MADE ME PEE…I’ve acktually seen my cats DO just THAT…coconut-like sound..
LOL
Oh sweet Geebus…imagine YOU are that rodent…
Sell it…SELL IT…
“O Hai ! U guyz come lots? How ’bout dem Dolphins?”
HA HA…Check the cat heads, they are totally ready to NOM.
Peep, dis is the comment equivalunt of 5 cheezburgers 3 times. “Sell it… SELL IT …” I larfed, people turned and looked. HAR!!
an dis cawment? med mi fallonflerLOLZ! much funnees.. i has a happi! (and menny laffs!)
Bad respawn. I has it.
ROFL. gamurz foar teh winz! wut j00 playin?
hilarious!
FAIL!
(nawt yoo, LOLDemon — I meen teh mowsie)
R we shoor taht’s a mowse? Luks kinda gerbil-ish 2 mee…
Mai OCD, let me show u it…
duz is matter?
Nope!
Ai’m wif you, KitKatsMom. Luks liek a bebbeh platypus to meh!
Mouse, gerbil, vole, wuteveah – dey all looks teh same, dey all smells teh same, and dey Noms teh same.
small an furrrfy, and soooon to endz in a damp skwee and a kronsh.
um… if u wantz teknical deffimition.
Mowses r frens, not fud! Right? Right kittehs??
and we doeznt eet owr frends, rite? rite??
Plz spare mah life, I haz two bebbeh meeces at home, plz dunt eat meh
I willz showz U a stash of nipz if youz lets me go.
Yep Mousez r frendz. dey acquisitin de cheez fur de cheezburgerz. Morning evyone!
Ai tink dey r discusin teh problem uf teh mising cheezburgerz fur teh votin uf dis cheezburgerz intawebz.
Wayte just a munnute guyz. Eye iz Rattatooie, eye can mayke wunnerful fud fur u! No EYE am not de wunnerful fud, eye can CUK da wunnerful fud. LUK deres a lolion rite behine you! Quick get in da car! APRIL FOOLS!! *runns awai*
Luk owt for teh lazur eies, kittehs! May be littul but can still leev a nasty burn!
Mai daubiter kitteh haz a rattatooie. Her favrit gamz hostig negotiashin. Teh hubbeh hidz teh rattatooie evry day wen he getz homz frum work. Teh kitteh haz to fine teh rattatooie. Sumtimez he makz her meows fur it. Luks liek dez kittehz haz teh uppr hand dey alredy find teh rattatooie. Meybe if teh mous meows gam wil be overz.
Hopfuly dis rattatooie an teh kittehz wil runz way an playz letz makinz mor cheezburgerz……who’s got teh cheez.
oh hai guise! Where you frum? I herd a gud wun teh odder day, sew stop me if youz herd tihs one…hello? hello? I can heer breething…
* * * R O A R R R ! ! ! * * *
Teho – Succinct … Moving … Clever, I laughed, I cried, it became part of me. A plethora of fontina covered broiled ground beef patties to you. And keeps up the fyne werk.
Thanks… and you know, one of those sounds *really* good right now… [lipsmackings]
Teho, joo definitley in joo best form. Da mouse dat roared earns 5 bazillion cheezburgers!
I has A FAMILY
MAY I OFFER YOU A CHEEZBURGER TO GET A PASS?
Synce mowsie gawt tihs faure wiffout kittehs nommyng hims, he staynds a guud chaynce ov taulkin hims waye owt ov dis.
Mowsie putts haynds inna hims pokkits, adn sez: “O Hai, Guise. Wut’s up?.”
Hims wisttles nunchawluntlee.
“Jes wunt yu kittehs tu knoes taht mai moast cloasest frend, teh lellow Lolbradoar, be cloesbye, rite roun teh coarner!”
u like 2 by ensighclopeedeea?
Scary thing: I used to know a hamster that would chase cats. (Ok, it was in a hamster ball at the time, but you just don’t see one lone hamster chasing grown Persians round a house very often.)
I hope the camera man was humane enough to let the little guy go. Pictures like this always make me go “ughhh,” due to the unknown outcome.
mowsie fakes left leapz stair right, eludz goggie defensiv line and MAKES TOUCH DAUN FOR TEH WIN!!!111!11
Nau a wurd frum sponzorz:
BEER.
Hai matt,
I’m teh saem way. Iffs I saw this, I fink I wud be halping the liddle critter instead of taking teh pikshure. I kno kittehs nom critters, but they doan do it in front ov meh. Mah catch and release policee – let me show u it.
I ‘gree…dat look too big to be mousie and has no pointy nozes lyke rats…
looks like gerraboah??
I hope all is frens in dat house…
Aaaaah save that poor little mouse~ TT___TT
Wish people could write proper english =_=
U can rites teh proper Engfish if u wants to; us purrfurs teh lolspeak cuz is playfuller an moar fun. Yay fur fun!
(“English” should be capitalized, BTW. If you’re going to be finicky, you should at least be thorough about it.)
*******WIN****** Wooooooo Hooooooo!!!!!!
das jus teh ting, see. PEEPULS riet in teh inglishs; KITTEHS riet in LOLspeek.
mrrow.
gud kitteh. *tikulz Teho under chin*
I can has cheeze…… er cheezeburger?
seys mowsie (cute furry thing!):
oohhh good ceiling cat, pweese help mi with dis mos scawee sisheaashun pweese?! lolspeak to dese 2 kittehs an tell dem i NAWT FUUUUUUUD, i r FWEND!!!
fankuuu,
mowsie