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always trying… …to keep a black mouse down
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He aint hevvy,heez mah brudder
Oh hai, Tidmum! Conga rat on yur nawt sekkund!!1! Can we has dans fer yu? Hao bowt Ebony an Iveree?
Kai, nao–all tegevver in perfick harmennieeeeee!!
Fankyew No1
Dats an eggsellent choyse
he aint heavy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3TEIdZkWA
*sniff* beyootimuss video.
Ai gots a nephew wib downs-he aynt nebber gunna be ‘hevvy’
my brudder issa paranoyd schizofrenik an Ai ben takin’ kare ob hem teh past 3 months an I am sooooooo tyred!
{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
Iz hard tew do deez fingz,but we duz it coz we care.
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do you get any help or support from professionals?
I understand how hard it is in this role,I am a carer also.
Both my kids have special needs,my sis haz a special needs child and grandchild.
It is exhausting,yet rewarding in many ways.
There are support groups and also Respite options available if you can
access the correct Services.
We are lucky,we have a “child sitting” service for 8 hours a month,and
domestic support 3 hours a week.
My daughter goes to a Young carers group on a regular basis.This
offers her a chance to relax and mix with others.-It also helps her to
learn how to form relationships and understand emotions.-she has Aspergers.
and her brother has Autism.
If you dont already have some support,I urge you to look into this.
It iz very important for your own health.
{{{{{kitkay}}}}}
{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}
franks 4 teh ‘courage-mint, cheezfrenz! Is priddy tuff–I is teh type a purrson hoo tries 2 “reskew” odder
peepz! I managed 2 brudder offf teh streetz of S. Diego, an heez stayin hear wif my hubby an me (hubby had his fill), as I hab beeen werking to get hiz needs met: a plase to lib, a program 2 attend, medical attenshun, and on, and on, infinitum . Alwayz more 2 due! An I has the Silly-stemik Luppeey ‘Rhytham an towseez, an aIz tyred. I is also legal gardy-ann fur my mommakat wiff demmecheea, an I am bihine on takin’ care ob hurr affayrs—doan wanna get in trubble 4 dis—cood B rll bad noos—so gotta fine a way to sumhow balence my thyme for myself and still get teh important stuff done. I hope bro. doesn’t bolt outta here an go back to libbin on teh streetz! Ebberfing is harder tahn yoo fink! Rlly!
An my best 2 yoo, Tidmum {{{{Tidmum an anxtee won and boichick}}}}}. Yoo R a dedykated mumkat! Lotz ob werk my 2 heevins had sum serious ADHD, whut a wyld ryde rearin’ dem up!!!! Sumhow I surbibed, and now they is teh most interesting and kreeative jung menn! How wunnerful itt iz 2 hab nawt boaring kiddlets!
How wunnerfull 2 hab LOLz wiff Cheezfrens an oR nawt-boaring kittehs!
Ai doan kno eff tehy has tihs ware u r, but heer tehy has a fing ware teh purrson wid deemencha can goes tew a dai-caer sew teh care-gibber getses a brake. Itt’s wurff lukkin intew. An MENNY {{{{{}}}} tew yoo, Kitkay. as well as menny prayers.
cayme out ov lurkin agen two {{{{kitkay}}} and awl ob da udder cheezefrenz who needz teh {{}}.Mai life iz nawt so dippicult ackchewally n iffen ai culd halp i wud.iz mai nayme nnaychure affter awl.
{{eberyone}}
well, I shood tell yoos taht my mum libbs in an assisted libbing ctr down teh street. Iz so grate, akchually: she lubbs it dare. (sumfing gud dat kame outta my dad’s titewaddery
) I getz to bisit offen an I hassta tayke kare ob hurr munnies an her docs an meds. Dat is PLENTY 4 mii!! Brudder has a nyce “Clubhouse” day program 2 go 2, an will be gittin’ ‘partment soon. It’z awl teh billyions ob “liddel” thingz that keep mii WAY buzy.
I hope I kin gets fings running smoofly bekause I wanna go bak to Gradual Skool.
Fangs, frens—hier ist awlways a beeg smyle wating 4 me att teh end ob a hard day!
Oh kitkay!!! {{{{kitkay}}}} What a hard thing to doo that must bee!
Sumhau, yoo must remembur taht teh caretaeker must furst taek care ov teh caretaker – it’s a verree hard an seeminglee impawsibul thing to do. But yoo may NAWT get obertiyred – too much dependz awn yoo. An that is teh problem, izzen’t it?
Just don’t trai to do it awl awn yur own. Yoo must get sum halp!
Ai will bee sending awl teh positif thots ai can yur way!1 Doo let uz know haw it’s going.
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I dided de eldercare furr mai mommacat an lerned de mostest portant ting is to be taking care ob yerself number 1. I bees sending yu a rainbow ob healing energy inna sunbeam. Use id two stay well an strong.
Hogs an quiches.
Dere kitkay:
Peeps dunno wut iyts liek unleys dey hav a relatib wif speshul needs.
Iyf we haz a luuved wun liek tihs, we knoes taht tehy luuvs us bak wif
teh sayme luv we haz fur tehm.
Dis iz a veree huumunguous challunge tu teh whole famblee.
Owr luuved wun iys gone a lawng tyme naow, butt Ai stil remembures
hims normus luv adn deydikashun tu us.
thank you for the video post.
yr welcum.
Fank U Mai-wee. Ai hart this video.
fankz fur sayin.
We mus nebber fergit, eggspesially when dealinl wif people who have the personality disorder called ‘ambition’, dat the sekkend rat gets the cheeze. Also mus remembers dat in a fight, the qat on the bottom is usually winnin.
ayez-menz!
chee-buggah!!! (sowy.. kint get jawn-duude fromz snl outta mei hed dis moement.. haha!)
singz ver lowdli to awl:
“ohhhhh kint yoo ceeeeee?!”
runz awey & giglez.. tee hee!
[...i has a FUN!...]
ebony & ivory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sssqBjaTzOU
ooops fergotted to say congratulations on april FIRST!
Hoap noboddee played nastee trix awn yew MaryO’?
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Sum stoopy bl**$y loozer sent nastees tew my pyooter.PLEH!
Had tew buy new upgraded securitee pakkige an kleen awl teh bugz awai
:angry:
i aer so sowy. if peepz wood only use awl dat energee to dew good…
Ai noes.
Whut purrsonul gayne demz get frum doin dis stoopy an dangeruss fing
ai rilly carnt fathum.
May demz rotten stinkee typin fingerz fawl off an dems eyez bleed
acid!!
remindz me tew stai on yer gud side!
Oh, Tidmum! Ai’z so sorree fer teh stoopy compooter idjits hoo hab nuttin bedder to do tahn mess wif yur stuffs.
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}} – from me an teh kittehs (dey’re “helping” me type)
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I can’t stai lawng – I falled doan erlier todai, twistink mai ankul an mai knee. Nawt bad or sereeus, but I did take teh gud drugs fer teh pain, so am gettink bery sweepy
{{{{{PB2K}}}}} I r sawree bowt yaw aksident.
fanks fur teh kaerin hugz.
Hoap yew doant get tew mush prollumz wib teh sore placez.
Iff yew duz,yew muss go see DrTinycat ,otay?
Heer am a nice sawft blankee,hawt chokklit an sum possum shayped
chokklits.Goe an rest up nao an tayke it eezy.
Lubs an snorgulz fur yew an teh Kittehz-myne am sleepin sumware.
Its 2.15 am heer,ai fink ai bedder goe tew bed mysef.
Nitey nitey PB2K
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Nitey nitey awl Cheezfrenz.
Plai nice nao.
nitey nite, Tidmum! Fanks fer teh goodies!
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I triez to takes gud care. Hoepfullee Ai wont need to sees Dr. Tinycat…I’ll kno bedder tomorrow mornink.
PB2K plz be bery keerful wiht inger…unjir..owies, ai felled in febarary an getted a MRSA fection. Wash uot fer angri red swlengs. {{PB2K}}} Kittehs liked it bery mush as ai hev spendz mush tyme on coush wif dems.
nebbur here yu sware so. but daont blaim yu . Dat wuz deh nasstee. Owr
onlee april fule wuz taik Dave fur pedikyur and woomin hu duz wuz sik. so
hab go bak Friedeg. He nawt abul tu cut oan tonaylz. Fink wen dat tiem cumz
fur me sumwun wil taikz me owt and shutez owt ub mizree.
{{{{gmawairsgreneshuz}}}}
Plz doan be fink lyke dat
Lots ob frenz an fambly kin be der fur halp yew.
Ai maykes mah Daddeh laff wen ai cutz himz pointy endz!
Himz finger naylez am lawnger dan myne.Gunna tayke teh nayl polish
nex tyme. Heehee.
oooo- wot color?
akwamareen
bleu cheeze blue
cerulean (my fav- but neber used it fer fingernailz!)
D…
dangeruss red
elektrik bloo
fowl mixed culler
greeeeeen
hyacinth bukkitz periwinkle bloo
i
Green
Hot Pink
I’m Not Really A Waitress
Java Jive
Kickas* Krimsin
Labender bloo (dillly dillly)
Magenta’s black
Neon pinkies
Opal scent wite
Passhunit Purple
quintisenshul quince
robinz egg bloo
satinee sage
terwifficlee troshus tangereen
unbeleevible umber
velvetee vampyre blak
watermelon pink
xactlee rite red
Yard bird yellow
zip-lock green (Yello + bloo)
oooo, yoos hass sooo menny kullorz, cweenmj!
and wutta ‘majinashun yoo hass, 2!
I’m not sure some of those color names are made up.
Bon bons, Sinful, & Studio MAC put out some pretty creative stuff. Hard Candy could totally come up with something like Yard Bird Yellow.
(Not that cweenmj doesn’t have a great imagination!) I can totally see “I’m not really a waitress” as an intense red and Magenta’s Black (RHPS) works for me!
Love the Zip-lock green.
akshully, OPI haz amazing names fer dere kolurs. I’m Not Realy A Waitress is my faborite. Dey has a “line” fer a seesun an sumbodee comes up wif teh bestest naems. Sum dayz, I want dat job.
ohai..hehe.. i has da borin kolur – fwench wite. BUT i duz has a spawkle on mai tipz TOOOOO!
soes.. i geuses iz nawt totawee borin
I lubs de nayle colours, so ob course de 1 I where is, ta-ta-ta-ta, NUDE. Work dress code, do not want.
Joo guiz r amezzun!!!!! Sew mush funz!! Ai’m gettin mai towzez n finnernalez dunz soon 4 mai bacashun… aim gunna bees safes n juss dew teh Fronch Manic Cures… bhut awl dem cullers sowns temtin… n yummiez!!
AI hopes joo feals bettah, {{{{{PB2K}}}}}, n joo gets yer puter fixtedup n awl well, Tidmum… wy peeps gots ta bee sew meenz??
Hugzz 2 awl {{{{{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}}
Oooooo Noooooes! gmawairgreneshuz:
Nawt taik yuu owt adn shutez yu owt ob mizree!!!!!
Yuu haz menny Cheezfrends hoo fink bout yuu adn cares fur yuu!
Owr thots ov luuv reechez owt tu yuu; us askes Ceiling Cat tu fynd sumwun tu halp yuu wen yuu needs iyt.
iffen you gimme hiz name n address I kin do fer you wut I usta do fer muh sisters when guys would bodder dem, I’ll go beat him up.
Fanks SolnEsther,
It beez sum nonymuss twonk owt in etherwhirld prolly,hoo hant got nuffin bedder tew do cept ambush nermal peepz comyunicayshunz.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gunna wurree nao bowt awl mah purrsunal stuff beein stoled.
Gotz a flashee fing at teh moment-we noes it downloadz teh BAAAD
fingz,but carnt get it gone-iz blokked fankfully bai teh new sekuritee pak.
OK, but offer stans, I might nawt be in furs… nawt sekkund flushes ob youth but Ise still big (6′2″ and 250) and potentially intimidating so if you need brute force and igormance, its a role I’ve played before to rave revues.
*shyly lukkin at grown an skuffin toez*
Fankyew kyndlee gud Sir.Yew kin be mah Heero.
Esther play an April fool onna a fellow manager at where she werk, she ober herd him make a job offer onna fone to someone an she went inta her buddies orafice and sed “Did I hear yo make him a Job offer? He usta werk fer me, he wus awfull, I was lukky to get rid ob him. He wus subsequent accuse of secksual herass. Is it too late to undo?” She only gave her pal time fer two cardiac infarctions afore she sed April fool. Do Not Mess wid Esther!
Pwned teh Manager!!
april nawt secund. lol/
grate linkee MaryO’
Swayin in mai chayre tew da moozic.
glad choo liked it-
blak & wite 3 dawg nite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e1cKOVV2sI&feature=related
Dat Mary, she so kwik ona linkeez. Ownlee Paul moar pinkee dan iberee. stil
singz gud.
lol @ “pinkee”
so, wudja sae he singz nawt bad for a pinkee boi?
bin sing fur laong tiem an stil sownz gud. oh, maybe cant jump? but den
nawt playing bakstbawl.
Dusn’t need to jump. Sings gud, still looks gud, rites gud songs. Adn abailable!
hee can B pink?
kool
tidum reins adn herz mi sista
they’s widdle ratses.. but ok den
mouse != rat
tank u waz hopin sumoen sed it
<3 the lolcats but need mor lolrats!
Stik it to teh mans!
Yin an yan fer teh yeer ob teh rat
if I could I would be gibbing yo several large juicy cheezburgers fer dat.
Naow we jus need strawberry color mous and it my favoryte kinda ice creem!
http://www.happylolday.com
Har! Larf! Charles, how many cheezburgers have we got for cmerry? A boatload you say? Alrighty then a boatload of cheezburgers for cmerry for the VanChocStraw ref.
neaplolitan.
I spose in Italy (near Naples) is called Neopolitan but where I lives it’s affecshunately knowed as VanChocStraw.
i wunderz if dey mind i putted lol in teh middle obit.
I missed dat, my goodness you are clever, I hasta stay on muh toeses wid dis group, not like big brew where I was able to stay ahead ob der crowd wid no effort. Dis is Gud fer me Thx.
LOL iz maded me hungree naow, we jus wud sayz “git tha stripey kind!”
Help help, im bein repressed!
Nao u see teh violence inherent in teh system!
Oh waits, this commint shud go in teh shrubbery lolcat…
so we kin avoid the the entire “Old Woman” an “Watery Tart” quote fest then?
aw, but I luv the Mawnty Piethon kwote fests.
We just did a Monty Python quote-o-thon earlier today. I useta like it back when we didn’t know any bedder and we were smokin the leaves, how we could go on fer ever. Now theys growing all buds and going on ferever is not nessessary (or possible). Times change.
hillree, tiem 4 u to letz teh obamma free!
WIN!!!
Dem not be mice, dem be rats!
Conga Ratz — yer doing it rong!!
Mousies – Ratzes dey nom the same. A rose is a rose is a rose, wuts inna NOM
A Flava is inna Nom
Iz juss cuz white mowsie iz behine in teh polls.
Skuze meh, plz substitute rat fur mowsie in teh above commint. I meant no offense to teh mowsie populashun.
but this is still unflattering comparison, no, politicians and rats? Fur the rats I means.
Spi Vs Spi – teh ratz vershun
Mad Mag Ref FTW, allah cheezburgrs we got left for Wolverine Girl.
Awww fanks SolnEsther, mah 2 kittehs iz hungree and wud luv cheezburgrs.
“we iz notz mice we iz ratz”
You racist rats you!
Oh, and you are all mad, MAD I tell you!!!
Iz grate, aint it?
(teh maddness part, nots the racist part)
hahahaha
And?
I haven’t been on here for a bit…not happy times.
And when I get here I see the cheezburgers are gone. Is this permanent? A glitch?
It feels like one of my five senses has been removed…I hate it. What’s going on?
Hang on…bad times pass. (And trust me…hibernation doesn’t help!)
Hopefully the burger rating system is just taking a break!
I’ve read something about the Cheeses trying to use the burgers in a way that isn’t so slow to load?
thank you for your kind post on my blog.
kafleen, hoping ur times improve…teh burgerz, dey will back i tink
tanks
Oh hai Kafleen!
U can find out moar about teh voting burgerz on the “news from” thingie up by teh pikshur.
Wuts up wif u?
hI Kaffleen!!! is yer donkee being bi-pole-ish?
hope yoo B feelin’ bedder!
{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}
O Hai, Kafleen; Ai bin myssyng yuu.
Iyt mite seam teh bergers leyft becuz yuu waz nawt heer; Iys nawt troo!!
Cheez Meisters had a meatyng, beatyng teh drumses, Ai fink, bowt ICHC shud bees runnin moar clicketty-clik. We shell sea.
Yur blog bees jes wunnerfull! Yur Mommeh luuks beautifullses, adn sew du yuu!!
Hoapes yur timeses ar gettyng beddur reel sune, iyf nawt quikker den taht!!!!!!
Uhh, guys. I’m not sure if it’s just me, but between the two lower lines of text, that looks like another rat amongs the wood chips that has definitely seen better times…
Please, correct me if I’m wrong, because I really do hope I am. This pic disturbs me, who else sees what I see? =S
I b thinking that is just an optikle illooshun causd bai teh lite adn sum wonkee lukking chipz.
yup, taht’s wut i b thinking.
Adn i b thinkning i will not 2 b lukking ennee kloser.
I lookied an I sees watt yu did butt looking alot I tink id iz nesting material fabric cumming undone.
I think those are torn up socks.
Looks like a sock to me. What worries me is that the wood chips appear to be pine, which is very hard on the ratties’ respiratory system.
CLEARLY RATS
F’REALZ!
“Can’t we all just get along?”
Definitely socks — you can see the ribbing behind the white one’s back. Just makin’ it nice and soft!!
These are rats, and they are way cuter than mice!
teh ratz-mowsies (bof r ver cuuute).. jes wrestlin.. hav da gud timez & pley teh apwil foo joek on us awwlllll!
Is ratz
not myce
ohai – ebbeybuddi get chee-buggah! (am tinking of snl.. y’know.. jawn-duude?).. oh pooozie.. kint membeh hiz naem naow….!
“chee-buggah”
“chee-buggah”
“chee-buggah”!
tee hee
No frys, chipz! No Coak, Pspi!
those are rats. not mice. even a cat would know the difference.
Doze not mousez, dey iz wats.
There is a photographer, name of Ellen Van Deelen, who is a regular contributor
of PhotoNet.com. I think she lives in the Netherlands.
She has a pet rat collection and has produced the most unbelievably beautiful
pictures of them, any of which could give you a major SPLORT! in about five seconds. Some of them have been used, I believe, in greeting cards.
Well anyway, if you detest rats, you might want to have a look at her work,
because you might change your mind; I did.
BTW, dese lil vermine-tipe ratzee kyooteez luuk liek dey bees snorglyng iyn dere nest awn a pyle ov mahtereeal oar awld sockses; thems tryeing tu keeps wahrum adn cozee, Ai fink.
Owr kittehs duz dis sumtymes iyn winturetimeses; gess iyt bees moar comfee dis waye.
Obama Maus held down bah Hillary Maus!!!
Go Obamaus!
can’t we all jus get long?
Glad to see the average computer owner can tell the difference between a rat and a mouse. *sigh* The good old days, when the average populace couldn’t afford a computer.
I’m surprised so many people found this so funny. It really isn’t. I mean, I love this site and i’m not easily offended. I’m not really offened by this, but there could way funnier captions for this. Seriously, it really isn’t that funny. I sometimes wonder who is voting for these and allowing ones like this to make it to the main page. Usually, i’m posting kudos and speaking LOLCAT speak, but this one i just couldn’t let it go. This one is not main page worthy and it seems like the people voting these are not as discriminating as they should be. Just because you get it, doesn’t make it funny.
Hey!
I could have sworn these were ratty baby loves!
Looks like ratz to meh
Hey, those aren’t mice, they’re rats…Don’t insult them!
Dont mind me, ai iz practisin mai cuttin pastin fur teh rase on Friday 25th April.
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY Lolnascar, OldLurker an SarahD ♫ ♫
Heer enterd in teh rase is a ginormaus Oreeyentul Carpet, awl red an golbee, itz frinj ripplin resslesslee, watin 4 teh startin bell. Teh jokky is PwnedBy2Kittehs, heer by avatar. PB2K r warin teh silkz ob silber an golb.
Awn tihs carpet are free loverlee majic bubblz. In eech bubble iz a hyoogundus chawklit caek, folded into rite anglez wif reyallitee, so it duzznt taek up too much spase.
♫ ♫ frinj ripplin, wippin arownd liek in a tornaydoe ♫ ♫
Sownd ob lawng byoogle, they’re off!
Dont mind me, ai iz practisin mai cuttin pastin fur teh rase on Friday 25th April.
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY Lolnascar, OldLurker an SarahD ♫ ♫
Heer enterd in teh rase is a ginormaus Oreeyentul Carpet, awl red an golbee, itz frinj ripplin resslesslee, watin 4 teh startin bell. Teh jokky is PwnedBy2Kittehs, heer by avatar. PB2K r warin teh silkz ob silber an golb.
Awn tihs carpet are free loverlee majic bubblz. In eech bubble iz a hyoogundus chawklit caek, folded into rite anglez wif reyallitee, so it duzznt taek up too much spase.
♫ ♫ frinj ripplin, wippin arownd liek in a tornaydoe ♫ ♫
Sownd ob lawng byoogle, they’re off!
Dont mind me, ai iz practisin mai cuttin pastin fur teh rase on Friday 25th April.
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY Lolnascar, OldLurker an SarahD ♫ ♫
Heer enterd in teh rase is a ginormaus Oreeyentul Carpet, awl red an golbee, itz frinj ripplin resslesslee, watin 4 teh startin bell. Teh jokky is PwnedBy2Kittehs, heer by avatar. PB2K r warin teh silkz ob silber an golb.
Awn tihs carpet are free loverlee majic bubblz. In eech bubble iz a hyoogundus chawklit caek, folded into rite anglez wif reyallitee, so it duzznt taek up too much spase.
♫ ♫ frinj ripplin, wippin arownd liek in a tornaydoe ♫ ♫
Sownd ob lawng byoogle, they’re off!
Dont mind me, ai iz practisin mai cuttin pastin fur teh rase on Friday 2 May.
Note to self– remember bold!!
ROSIE’S BIRTHDAY SONG
Presented bai:
THE CHEEZBURGR CELEBRASHUN FLUTE KWIRE
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY deer Rosieeeeeee ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ HAPPEE BIRFDAY tew u ♫ ♫
jess say NO&sub2
oops I ment N0 &sub2
zis r ratz!!
Ratz da wurld ovr arr ffended at dis!
OMFG, THIS IS SO F****** Raseist
acshuloly those r rats, not mice.