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Plz tew luk befoar yew sit.
I’m nawt a liddle teepot but iz short an stout
Hee! GMTA, Tidmum! I wuz finking taht if teh kitteh had a cozy, did it also has a teepot?
Ohai PB2K-concozeelayshuns tew us oawn owr Ty.
shayme awn me-ai r Ingerlish.!!
Ai fink we shud tayke stroll down tew teh Ty Booteek.
Whut yew fink we myte fynd tewdai?-Ai cud doo wib a Teepot-ai dussnt hab wun.
Oohh.Wun wib hanpaintedperiwinkuls Royal Doultun lyke MaryO’ gots wud be nyce.
Whut duz yew fancy?
Ohai Tidmum – yu can awlwais burro mai teepot; Ai has jus reelized (lyk yesterdai) we rilly is naybors. Yu is in Wiltingsher, yes? Ai is jus ober teh border, wit teh mennee rowndabowts, in Swine Town
Ai renember teh Mapquest lol a whyle bak,we talked bowt teh majik rownabowt
Ai r in Chippenham.
jus daon teh rode! Ai’ll put teh kekkul orn!
Ai tink Handikat is neerby too – Stroud or Glostersher sumwher, mebbee….
Ai r from Ireland. Ai r next door 2 u srsly. Am only irish here?
Ohai Klolzz,
nawt shore bowt udder irish peeps.
Der am lots ob nashunalitees heer.
ICHC am trooly a yoonibersal playce
Yay nashunalitees inter-gratein thru lolcatz. Iz truthishly doin a service for tteh world. World peace through lolcatz. your doin it right.
Iz it too late to stuff a few kittehs into the undershorts of George (Shrub) Bush? All inna interest of Whirrled peas ob course.
Kittehs with many many pointy endz
ooh oooh ooooh! i iz iwish!.. wellz..acroz teh pond akshully. i iz amehicawn iwish.. sighz..
i wuvz dat pwace.. an go der, I WANT! 
ooh an goes to engwand, scotwand, hm.. wherz elze? tee hee 
mi gwandfathr fwom teh nowth pawt – i tink west uff belfast.. ummmmm… cownti down? i tink iz rite.. i tink.. wuz lonnnnnnng tiem ago.. he wuz ver funni.. tellz SILLI stowies!!! sigh.. i misses him..
Souns liek hims wuz wunnerful Grampop kitteh!
oh yes, he wuz a gr8t grampop fo shur.. lol! ones tiem, he twied to pway a pwank on us at howlloween.. (wiat, iz dat a goggie lolidey?! lol).
grampop dwessed up wit a beeg blankee oveh him. We kiddehs wonered wer he wuz! finnawee.. teh doorbell wang.. mi momm opened teh door an he maed a noize (sed booooo!) an den he fell in teh doorway! mi mom scweamed & sed, wth?! (heck) an we awl jumped up 2 cee wha happown & den he got up & laffed at us!
cours.. we awl laffed 2.. hehe..
sigh… he wuz ver funnee..
Iz lotz o funni stowies in ireland. And u can comes here anytimes.
Jus plz dont calls fings quaint. It gives us a sad. Do not leik quaint.
But iz ok cause we doesnt sai so, do not want embar…embra…make amehicawn pplz have a sad. I nowes many silli stowies. My silli stowies, i tellz u dem sometime.
yaye, i can has stowee! fankyooo.. gr8t to meet REAL irish person..hehe!
but i wuvs awl teh GR8T Britain land.. 
(most of my ancestry is from there). has speshul plaec in mai hart 
oh bidewey, i will cawl ireland, bee-YOO-tee-fulllll.. nawt use *quaint*
U can cawlz it beeyooteefull. thass k. N b karful bout cawlin it
teh GR8 britain land. Ai doeznt haz issue wif it but soem irish
hoomanz n kittehs not leik it cause they is bery angri ober
soemtin dat happened ober 90 years ago. Soem bery silli pplz
ober here. Iz long stowee, but not funni. U do not want.
Bee der in Twenny minnits!! Ai bring teh Biskitts!
hobnobs?!?!
Yummerz!!
Kenna took some ingerlish Biskitz as a gift for teh Jermin fambly
she am bisitin.
Hobnobz,Rich Tea,an Digestives.Gud nommins fur dem
oh, iz nerish tu Baf. Mai gurlz went thare tu se wut Rominz did.
Ai aksed yu befour but we wur siedtrak. Wud liek tu se teh tt ingerland
but nawt if cant taikz mai own bed
Yah,beree neer tew Bath.
Its a lublee playce full ob Kultchur an lernin.
Itz awlso got a grate kitteh an goggie reskew shelter.
Ai haz teh sadz wen ai go der-ai wants tew bring dem awl hoam.
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Our main Hosspital am der tew.Ai goez der lots wib mah Daddeh fur
himz poyntments.
Ai r gowin tew teh Spa bath playce wib mah Sissy fur a pamper tyme.
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Lots tew see in TTI, yew shud cum ober an see teh sitez.
Oooh! Ai’s bin to teh gnu baffs, at Baf, for teh Spa dai – wus lubbly – speshully swimmin awn teh roof, in teh rayn! Felt verree deck-a-dent!
Ai carnt wayt til we go.!!
con grate shoe laces tew us indeed!
I’z hoping teh Taibo Teek haz sum nyce clothes. An mebbe an umbrella, sinz itz bin raining heer orf an awn all dai.
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An I fink a teepot iz a bery gud idee. I had wun I lieked a lot, an tehn me an my tuxie kitteh managed to kwaperate to brake it. I’z kinda afrayd ov teh Royal Doulton – espeshully teh wuns wif hanpayntedperiwinkuls…I’z tu klutzy! I need a unbrakubull teepot.
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NEfing else wee shuld git wile we’re heer?
Howbowts:
Appul joose
Bannaaanaannaaas
Caeks,awl flavurz
Divinity fudge
Elephant eers
Fajitas (an all teh maekings)
green beenz
Hot sawse
Icekreem
Jelly beans
Killer tomatoes
Lemon meringue pie
marshmellos
nikkerz-cweenmj gots teh green floofy wuns
orinj sweetiez-ai can haz immune frum poysin
Mimosas drinkies
Nanaimao bars
O’Heneries (at least
purrple peeple eeter
Qweensized cumfee baskitt full ob kittehz
royal doultun teepot wib handpayntedblooperiwinkulz
Snorgle Snorkel
TV dinners (nawt so grate, akshully)
Umbrella drinks
Vin-rouge et blanc
Waddermellon
Xtry CHRC(wdoi)- CCC had a run awn dem eerlier
Mist teh tee cozy itself. ai bringz. Yu can hab. Mai gurlz baiz
wen tehy wur at Harrodz. Iz blue an red an gold shaip leki
crown. Mai teepot iz paw paint bai mai mama , iz pnik rozez.
naw match tu gud.
fankyew gmwgs
Dussent madder iffen yaw teepot nawt match,it speshull cuz
yaw mama painted it.
yello submareen
Zzub Zzub Zzub-Beez goin bakwerdz!
Yes, wuz offur teh tee cozy, nawt teh pot. pot mathcz most ub
set (nawt finiched) She baid wite fur me wen Ai wuz ownlee
2 yeerz old. Nawt dun wunz put in “saif plaice” wen she die.
Cant fined enne ware. Stil wud liek tu se maryo’s perwklez.
Dat mai fabrit kulur in hole whirl.
Hey PB2K, whachu needz iz a Japanese cast iron tea pot.
Dey know sumtin about Ti in Japan. Cast iron not all frew frew n holds heet
hard to bork. werx gud.
….and no cracks about it
SPLORT ALERT!
Plz be pudding on yer CHRG afore lukking!
CCC available fur all adversly affected by de kootness overload.
This Publik Service Nowncment brawt to U by De Save Hour Braynes Commity.
Wii nao return two hour regularly sheduld LOLS.
the dreaded quickcouch claims another victim !!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/16/funny-pictures-oh-hey-34-centz/
It’s an epidemic! More news at 11!
I sleepz in mah pillow fort
Conga ratzshumalashuns, PB2K!
Ai see frum teh abub taht u wer inbolbd wif teh Ty bootik, alredee, n kontribyuted 2 teh list ob tings obtaaneded therfrum.
Wud u liek sum sawng and a dans, tho? Wif tihs snoozing kitteh, maabee a lolabai wud b kawld 4.
fank u so mush, feelinonophiliac!! Yesh, Tidmum an I maed kwite a hawl.
A lolabai wuld indede be moast apropriat, as I’z abowt to hed to bed (I falled doan went *boom* eerlier todai, an so tooked teh gud drugs fer teh pain an am nao gitting sleepy). I jes nede to git teh kittehs to git orf me!
Mai akshull nawt sekund thot wuz teh bestest naem I’z ebber herd fer a painting:
“Self-Portrait Just Two Maos Down from Some Guy with a Goddamned Tea Cozy on his Head” – by Canadian artist Chris Cran.
I didnt fink it wuz a berry funnee post, tho.
Tea-pot kitteh iz…
…Good at getting rid of free radicals.
Is free radicals Fud? Gushy Fud mayb?
Free Radikulz iss teh “Oxidents” dat yoo wants teh “auntie” of. Like green tea.
and chonklit. Nebbur, ebbur furgitz deh chonklit.
Mos. Important. Fud. Groop.
Stoopee Wierd Press. Suppos to go under GMA’s commint bowt chonklit.
Oh right. Now it jumps to teh right place! :eyeroll:
sumtimez it taykes a foo minits 4 it 2 press teh werds awl teh way up 2 way dey go. WP: *press, push, prrreeesssss*
*feeewww*
Fanks!
Diddunt dere useta bee a lawndry sope cawled Oxident?
I thot dat wuz teh toof pasteez.
No, taht wuz Pepsodent. “Yew’ll wunder ware teh yello went—”
Har! Yo altosinger fanks fer the sope, it reminded me of a story fum muh big blew daze. The IBM company logo useta be ‘THINK’ and they would stick ‘THINK’ signs allah heck all over. One zealot stuck a ‘THINK’ sign onna mirror over teh sinks inna Mens room. After a few days sumbody else put up a sign over the soap dispenser that sed ‘THOAP’.
now, dat’s juss thillly!1!!
Of courthe!
Silly Kitteh. Wadicals are for Wabbits.
nawt awl radiculz shud be free.
True. Some of demz is dirty hippies…
(j/k. Much luv for hippies. And squarez).
Jewbeard?
Juss curyos—itz a kitteh kwality.
I wus tinking the sam ting, iffen he can be Jewbeard can I be Goyguy? Does dat mean dat Esther (a woman of color) can suddenly adopt ‘Shiksa’ staus or is she still ‘Schwartza’? Jest tinking about dis gives me spilkus.
Nao ai’m awl fershimmlt!
haalllpp!!! teh couch…is…uh eating….um…..zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz
I got N hiz belleh!
LOLcat seeds sprout inna only one day.
Plz 2 putt more LOLcat seedz on teh Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Couch!
Moses suppozes his noses is toeses . . . . . . . splort.
*running ober to fif’s haus*
Dere, dere honeybunch. Yu be OK reel soon. I hap yu.
*luks round fur de CCC, spots in under de flashing SPLORT ALERT sign*
OK nao, lets get all dos braynes. *opends craneyum. scoop, scoopy, scoop de braynes up. Tuk, tuk braynes inna head*
Dere yu goes. Nao lets wrap yu up inna fuzzy fauxfury blankie w/ketteh pics onit.
All butter nao?
Yu wanna drinkie? House about a cuppa tea. Das de Ingerish cureall fur watt ails ya.
Wat iz a CCC? And wat is a Splort? Am confused…wait. Am ai?
A splort is when your head explodes, because the kitteh is too cute.
The CCC is the Cute Crash Cart, which is full of supplies to help you recover
from your head asplodin’. It hands out the CHRG(wdoi), which is a Chicken Head
Rubber Glove with Drawings on It. You can put one on your head to catch the
brains. The Cart also hands out blankets, chocolates and other helpful items.
Sawree D.R, slo typin tewnite
CCC am teh Cyoot Crash Cart.
It cums tew peeps tew gib revivin drinkses,warm blankees,chokklit etc.
It also carries teh CHRG(wdoi)-chikkin hedded rubber glubs(wiv drawins on)
,duk taype an udder medikkal kwipment,fur wen peepz Splort-branez assplode
bekuss ob cyootness of LoLpic.
If yew ware teh CHRG(wdoi) it halps keep teh branez in wun playce.
Fur a reel bad Splort, Dr Tinycat can cum.
Deer frenz, yur deskripshuns ov teh CCC ar wunderful, but yoo bof furgotted wun ov ar most popular “medikayshuns” fur teh sorelee afflikted – teh Skotch!!!
Ar deer paws4thot hisself – a whrilled renound eggspurt – selekted NINE varieties of Scotland’s finest to aide ar suffering splorted companyns.
“Laphraoig, Bruichladdich, and teh nuu Port Charlotte frawm Islay, Tallisker frawn Skye, Scapa frawm Orkney, Glenfiddich and The Glenlivet frawn Strathspey, Glenmorangie for a Highland, and Sheep Dip. Ah tink daht
cobirz awl teh mayne bayses ob flayvorz.”
Wuz verree diffikult fur him to narrow it down to just teh nine – but he did eet!!
Skotch? I can haz Skotch? I haz a big happi now.
O hai, klolzz! Yoo ar frum Ireland?? Ai thnk ai red that urlier. Yoo may bee ar awnlee wun. Stranj tho that may bee.
May ai say welcome to yoo too – ai am best known as JCH4K heer an wud liek to extend mai floofee whyte paw in frenship to you.
An yes – yoo can has Skotch! LOL!!! It iz surprizinglee popular!
Ai iz. And srsly are awnlee wun? Allz us leik teh Skotch ober heer. Akchewellywe allz leik teh any whiskery. And thankee for teh welcome. I been wond..wu..tyrin to figure out who JCH4K is. sees teh name lotz but not u. So hai. Kthxbai. *runs away with Skotch*
i taek iwish cawfee? (sowee.. i iz in seattel.. stawbuks-lan! whoopie-dooo.. lolz!).
Still cold her.. had teh sno askshully dis las weekend! brrrrrzzzz…. teh kitteh (naem iz rico.. awwwwzzzz i wuvz him muchli), he wuz cold, too.. so we has a kuddle mani tiem! and bidewey, he givez his hooman teh splort often! (need to upload piktur of him sooooooon).
oh and.. ver glad dis plaec be innernashunal!! i sey, teh moar, teh mewwieh too..
Iwish cawfee iz vereh nice. But must do right. No put in microwave.
Iz not so good from microwave achewlee.
Mai son am in Bellevue–but ai lib onna driside. We bee berry diffrunt hear.
Kthx D.R. n Tidmum. I sawded lots of splorts goin bak. Teh CCC must do teh lotz of works. Dr Tinycat also.
Oooopseee, I almost didn’t seeing dat u splorted. It wuz such a liddle splort.
I b getting the CCC 4 u. Eben liddle splortz needing teh halpz.
**Propz fifi up.
**Cubberz wif softee blankee.
U like dis 1? It b habbing teh liddle pinkee flowerz on it.
**Sweep, sweep, scoop, scooop, tuk, tuk, pat, pat.
Dere, braynezez all tukted bak?
Cupple eskapingerz ober der u say? I’ll get em.
**Capturez teh eskapading braynz.
**Tuk, tuk.
Here, u putting on dis lubberlee baving cap frum deh 50s.
Gibbocat let us stokking dem on the CCC. Tehy make teh essellent
brayne holder-innerz, much stronger tahn teh CHRG adn not 2 b needing teh
duk tape.
OK, herez a chokklit possum 4 u, 2.
U resting a liddle wile.
Oh, Noez!! didn’t seeing Jehkeycats post B4 I wrote.
But better too much halping than not enuff.
An I kneed alla da halp I kin gets.
did dat wun ownly uddur dai. dint sumbudy just sai putting awn teh chrg? Ccc bin awful bizzy todai
dat wuz fur Fifi. Wy nawt fingz goze ware yu fink dey wil?
I need Halp. Dont know how to put up new picktchurs. Want to try. Can someone halp me?
Iz ok. I figureded it outz. (found the FAQ lol)
SpelunkerKitteh diskovas lost kave ov Pilloh Mrawntin
Liddill Kitteh habz
a coazee. Iz juss ryte andz
fitz herz lyke a glubb
Beeg pilloz skwisssh, butz
nawt 2 tyte. Liddill Kitteh
cood stayz heer t3h Nyte
Pilloz awllmoast gud
az a Bawks. Awfurrz diffrentz
Kitteh poyntz ubz veew
Jack.
Lublee pome,Jack
As awlwais. Hao duz U dew itt?
nuther win jak!
Wow this picture looks like the picture of woman’s thighs taken from her knee.. roarr..
Thats discussting
WTH?
Stoopy…
Unnecessary :sad
Wee doan tawk liek taht heer, Lewis, juss soes U knose.
yeah, an da wii doan spell like dat needer! :-0
omg soo kyoot!!!!!!
i kno! when my kittehs sleepz in cozee spotz n luk soooo happee, i kant help but snorgle n smoo liddel toes, and nosies! Mah boyfriens sais dems NOT baybee dowls and to leav dem alone too sleep. So I take sekrit snorgles n smoos!
Yu shall be punished wif:
Teh comftibble Chayr!
Ai wantz 2 shop at teh furniture stoor dat sellz deeze couches. Do want!
Kitteh haz fell asleap sayin hims prayures. (Noetice pawses iyn prayure posishun).
Hims naow be dreemyng bowt mowsies, kitteh treetz, caytnyp, adn bowlls ov milkses.
Hoapes wen hims waikes up, Ceiling Cat wil bryng hims awl tihs.
Hims finks heez bin guud moast ov teh tyme, sew wye nawt?
This guy is in heaven!
That is really adorwable
You also has a cute!!!