I hopes he duznt mind taht I stoleborrowed it…

Yes, Sir Churchill, to Lady Astor. Ef ai recawl cwweckly, in itz enti-inte–holeness, itz liek dis: “You sir, are drunk.” “And you, Madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.”

Eh? Do I know you?

Who me?

Yes. I was wondering if you were agreeing that I was ugly, and if so, why.

Don’t scare the boy Lyanthya, hes a noobie and we dont wanna hurt him. Yet.
I am certain he was agreeing wiff Maus in attributing muh misquote to Sir Winston Churchhill. He doesn’t even know you so even if you are a beast which is not outside the realm of possibility, how would he know? You might also be, in the werds of Smurfette, “Gorgewah” although your challenge to Klolz just now was more beastly than beautiful.

I’m a bit touchy. I have an internet stalker who has followed me to four different message boards to insult me.

Mea culpa.

My offer Tidmum is extended to you, lemme know where and who and I’ll go visit dem and be rather compelling. I don’t like it when people pester my frenz.

Sry that iz happening to you.
Can be skary. Ai fink cheezpeeps will watch aout for yu.
Dpeddy

I made an offer of hep to Tidmum dat I’ll extend to you, lemme know if want me to beat him up for you. I can be quite compelling.

Fanks much. I nawt reely skared, cuz he iz in Flory dah an I are in Noo Jurzee, but it are disturbin. I comes plases liek heer fer fun, an I nawt liek to hab peeples folowin me fer no oder reezun tahn to keep me frum habin fun. I lieks teh cheezpeeps berri berri muchlee, an I doan wunts sumwun spoylin ICHC fer me.

an it only gets worse !!

Me an mah 2 Sissys wuz commizzeratinn wid eechudder reesentlee
bowt how mush we sown lyke owr Mummah!
.
Few yeerz bak awl our husbins aksed teh qwestyun “whitch
dawter wud turn owt most lyke mum-in-law?”
We boated fur teh yungest wun.It am TROO! She luks an sowns
lyke Mum moar dan Us.SHE R NAWT HAPPEE bowt dis!!

If is maeks enny of u parentz feel bettur…. ai haz no kidlets. but ai finds myself saying stuff to mai kittehs liek my mom wud hav sed to me…. kinda kyoot, kinda pleh at the saem tiem!!

Is we shure dat the qat in the bak is nawt simply rarin back to put a good chowmp on de front kittehs rumpus? I tink he’s settin up fer sum nom

Ai fink frunt Kitteh jess passt gass-Laffin Gass

Doan feel badses wit the soundings of the moms, I is starting to sounds like my nonnas, maysherestinpeace. I’m turning in2 widdle ol’ italian ladeez. Which ar scary cuz i’s big 6′2″ baldguy.

…3 days later… Sister gets her revenge when she stubs her toe and then says her brother pushed her…..

Mooo-oom! Brother PUNCHED me! Then he pushed me and made me stub my toe!

And he said you were an ugly mommy!

Jess yoo wayt til yaw Father getz Hoam!

Yeh, Daddy’s going to beat your hiney!

dem were teh days

My Mom usta simply trow a beatin on all of teh parties involve: which axually werked pretty well, when my sisters and I faught we tried to do quiet like so Mom wouldn’t get involved cause she always won.

Mai mom ewsed to beat purson who tole on ohter purson. Sew it were bettuer to be teh wan beeting ur sibling up! Altho I thinks taht oanly wurked for mah brotha.