Bring me
a shrubbery!!
kittehs luv da monty python.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: CarnageSIS
« Previous LOLCAT Seeds | every family has one… Next »
» 195 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Andrew Faulds on Basment cat PoussinBoi on Basment cat cweenmj on Basment cat Quackoid on Chuck Norris invented che… willy boy on Basment cat katdemon♥fire on MOVING kafleen on Basment cat willy boy on Basment cat skwirrlgrrl on Basment cat annipuss on Basment cat skwirrlgrrl on Basment cat lolcatburglar on Basment cat Italiana on Basment cat skwirrlgrrl on Basment cat cweenmj on Basment cat 
Cheezburger Network Blog
goggie: “hunh??”
cluless goggie has neber seen teh montee python.
Baroo?
you English pigdog
but how do you know it’s an ENGLISH pigdog? could be an AFRICAN pigdog?
Does anybody feel like a clopped coconut?
I feel more like a laden European Swallow with an undetermined airspeed.
Huh, I did not know that.
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
(||0|)
*klink* Bring out your dead.
*klink* Bring out your dead.
Aim nawt ded yet!
But u will bee soon.
Aim getting better!
ur not fooling anywun, u noes…
Ai feelz happy! Ai feelz happy! ::DONK:: ….
NI!
Oh Knights of Ni, you are just and fair.. we will bring you a shrubbery as you command…
we are no longer the knights who say “NI”
we are now the knigts who say: ekki ekki ekki fadang schwuui-ping!
And what else floats in water?…………………..
A DUCK!
So if she weighs the same as a duck?……………………
SHE’S A WITCH! BURN HER!!!!!!!!
How do you know she’s a witch?
She looks like one!
did you dress her up like this?
no! no!…..well….. a bit…. we did the hat…. and the nose BUT SHES A WITCH!!!
don’t grovel! i hate it when people grovel!
she turned me into a NEWT!!!
a newt?!!?
…I got better…
The castle AAAAAAAAAAAAURGH?
Maybe he was dictating
DETH AWAYTZ U ALL WIF NASTY, BIG, POINTY TEEF!
ur muther wz a hamstur and ur father smelz of elderberriez!!
Now go away before I taunt you again!!
African, or European? (Any REAL Monty Pythons fans should understand this)
I just haz a minit — won’t eben stay long enuf to see enny replies.
.
But i gotting a messije frum JCH4K–says she b in hebbin adn hell at same time. Misses deh ICHC frenz, but habbing fun wif deh cuzzin in Fl. She will b cumming home to Mi late toonite den getting sum sleepeetyme. And b back @ICHC Wedmorning!!!
Yay!!
.
–Now I must b going 2 getting teh harezcut.
And doing teh shoppingz.
And I must 2 b updating my blog and my web photo album wif our edventurez frum yesterday.
And I thot retirementz wud meen the EZ life.
.
I will b cumming bak dis ebeningz.
R U related to e e cumming?
*snert*
U B retired, CMJ? Ur comminkz awlwais seems sew yung! M retired maiself, adn hav nvr bin bisier n mai life. Butz kin du teh volunteerin wif teh kidz adn teh kittehs adn teh doggehs. Is Hevvin!
Then heez a witch! An whut do wii due wif witchez?
BURN THEM!
An what due wii burn besides witchez?
owr fartz?
WOOD!
Gud, nao wai due witches burn?
Because they’re made of wood?
Gud, so hao do yoo tell if this goggie iz maid of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
But can yoo nawt also build a bridge out of rawks?
Throw her in da river
Yes, yes, and what does wood due when yoo throw it in water?
It floatz
wat else floatz?
MORE witchez!
She turnd me into a niut!
yu gotted betta?
i gotted betta’r…
I’m sorry, I’m going to have to sell you all for medical experiments
( I know, wrong movie. couldn’t resist )
” you’re all individuals !!! “
‘Yes, yes! We are all different!’
…’I'm not!’
‘SHH’
Blessings and strength young Jedi
Mountee Piethon motto: “RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”
Wat is ur name. Sir lancalot of camolot. wat, is ur quest? i seek the HOLY GRAIL. wat, is ur favorite culor? Blue. ok go ahead. why, thank you.
wat is theairspeed velocity of a unlaiden swallow. european or african . well i dont know that. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Dag, yer kwik MO’S
sumtimes.
Dominant Kitty is…dominant
to this lolpic i say… “NI!” lolz
Me loves da Monty Python too! You silly English kanigits!
And, cut down da tree wif… a HERRING! No, wate… I eats da herring.
I herebyz dub yo Goggie, Dumdass Duke of Boxer.
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle…
“a path!” “a path!” “ni!”
i was totally gunna sai dat an den u stoleded it
wun dat looks nyz
nawt tu spensiv
das nawt mountie pipehorn! das sillee field in “nawt wifaut ma bebbeh kitteh!”
Uz sew rite!!!! (Papeh bag is Sillie’s hed covering, nawt helmet, all youz Pythonites – “The Larch”)
Ai dubz u Sir Bedevere, nite uv teh rownd tabel. Nao bringz mee cheezburger.
Where’s Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Picture?
iz “not appring in piktur” of course
…aptly naemd…
most nites r.
Iz mah birfday todai (fo weelz!) and I wud lyke a Grail Shaped Beacon pleeze…
http://www.happylolday.com
How bouts sum spankings?
And then…?
NAWTY BARN FUR U!! RITE NAO!
.
Ai’ll be along direcktly…..
(“can’t i have just a little bit of peril?”)
Nope. Too perilous.
can ai go tu?? plzthx!
mmmmm….bakon
Oh, bea-con! sowwy, freshowta tehm. Hao bouts a normus, beacon-shaept birfday cake insted? Happitail birddae 2 U!
SPAM!
Fanx to all.. I will luv sum cake and will spen dah day “bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear..” jus a ushual birfday..
Bowxxer goggie be baymbuuzled adn sez: “Oooooooooh!” adn”Awwwwwwwhhhh!”
Kitteh sez goggie iz iyn hims powwer;
Bowxxer shud sekure fur kitteh:
salmun fysh; toona fysh; chiken wingses; gallun ov mylk; adn elebenty sevin cheezburgers; OK, plzthx.
Goggie sez, “Hu r yoo? An wher did teh kitteh go?”
an kitteh sez “sum calz mee tim”
Goggie sez, “But i’s teh 1 hoo uses teh shrubbery, U use teh litterbocks!”
Wat u meen ape will fools?
Shure i be foolin, but i’m no ape you big goon.
you wiper of other peoples bottoms…your mother was a hamster….AND…..
yur father smelt of elderberries! NU, uh, NEH, uh….. NI!!!
my favwit lien frum eny moovy, evar!!!!
ni!
no longer… now “ickee ickee ickee ptanghuh!”
We shal du no sush fing.
dan maek me say ni! now chop teh mitiest tree wit a herring! NI NI NI!
Sorry — herring has alreddy been eated.
“We are the knights who say…NI!”
And “ni” again!
Ni! Ni!
weo, ef yu dun wanna yuz a herring n’ chop mii a twee or guud schrubery, waht schal wii yuz? Wii cud yuz:
AXez
Bukkit – wif scharpend edges
Cheezburger
D…
Dried figs
Expensive steak kuhifes
Frozen pizza
Gofur
Hacksaw
Icycle
“H” shud be “herring” ?
oh sry, i didnt reed parent post
mai bad
Free pokes wif a pointed stick for u!
ahhh but wat ifn dey comz affer u wiff a …….banananannaaa ??!?! !
den wat’ll u do ?????
releese teh tigur !
but we still haz not lerned wut 2 do if we iz atacked wif a pointed stick!!
or teh sharpend end of teh interspace toothbrush! (member teh creditz of teh monty python moovy?)
Jaguar (Teeths)
Keys
Ligtning bolt
Mounted pleeceman’s spur
Nougat
Orinj (not poyzen wun)
Polenta wif dried musherons
Quince jam
Rabbit — hopefully not killer!!!
Sir not-appearing in this picture (or a Sword :p)
Tim
Unladen European Swollow (beaks)
utherwize we has 2 thro thy holee han grenade!!!1!!!!!
Sew u cut off free uff mye pawz, it’s just a flesh woond! Eye still haz wun paw left sea?! Now hand mee mye swoord!
You’re a looney…
Cum ober heer wear eye can git at u!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
I’ll bite ur ankles!
Alrite den, well cawl it a draw!
NI!!!
Ni
NI!!!
oh noes!!! u beets meh 2 it!!!
We r now teh Knights Who Say Ecky Ecky Ecky Ecky Pikang Zoop Boing Goodem Zoo Owli Zhiv!
Stop! Hoo wood crozz da bridg uff death must anser mee deez qwestionz free err de udder syde hee c: Whut iz yr namez? Whut izz ur qwest? Whut iz de air speed velocity uff a three legged kitteh?
What do you mean, a three-legged kitten? An African three-legged kitten or a European three-legged kitten?
and iz taht coconut layden or nawt??
leeza, is u sujesting cocunuts migrayt?
Well, eye dont no…AGHHHHHHHHHH
still no cheezburger rating?
I liked it.
I wishes I could rate with it.
It saddins me becauz I likes it.
It is a noticable void.
It duzznt seem like they are comin back any tiem soon.
It isnt bcauz of April Fools…is it?
Ah teh heck with it.
Noooo! She said the word!
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot…tis a silly place!
It’s only a model….
Shhhhhhh!
Is nowun singon/dansin fore Sweetpea Mary O?! Tehre be oenlee wun pawsibble sawng fore tihs oik:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQsYUxlpI4g
why, fank you. i fink…
um.. wuz taht a bunneh over there???
leeza-b, u gotz teh holey hand-greenade, rite?
uhhhhh…
i doan think that’s teh Easter bunneh….
It haz nawsty sharp teefs an a meen streak a mile wide!!!1!
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!11!
i soiled my armor!
yes, we can haz holey hand grenayde!
.
Lesseee… where are the instrukshuns? Oh heer they is. Hmmm… first thow shalt cownt to three….
Free shal be de number ov de counting, and de number ov de cownting shal be free…
Countest dou nawt to 2 ‘les u be on teh way to free
1…2…7…. ah crap (ai no is not wut he sed but is wut ai sed…get ovr it)
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it?
luk at teh BONEZ!
lolz….but….u b mockin mai namez??
LAWL!
I AM THE KNIGHT THAT SAYS NI!
More like, “I *can* has shrubbery!”
That is the best Lolcat I have ever seen. Ever. And that’s no lie.
I concur, sir.
I concur to ur concurrance.
we are the knights who say “Ni-ow”
WIN
LOL !
Kitteh akters rehers fer skool plai
I can has Holy Grails?
Holy Grail is like teh Bukkit of teh humins.
Theys always lookin for it.
Mayb we give lolrus teh grail n teh homins gief him backs hims bukkit for teh grail
Neek
Finally! Someone like-minded! I breathe again!
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Only certain people will catch this one!!! I love it!
I bin robbed!!! I maded dis one frist and sumwun copied me and gits awl da credits!! Iz ok dough….iz funnie neway!!! NI!! ickyickypatangwhoop….
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
Nì!
is only fles woond?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noes!! (erm, shud i sey, niiiiii???)…
mawntee piithawn… i lurvs it, i lurvs it.. an awl teh lolspeaking mixed with bwtish axcents in mai hed! ooh.. i has a dizzy.. 2 menny voices in da hed..
k.. i sitz down..
wheeeewwwww….
fankyoo awl.. dis ver funnee her…!
that wuz, in al honestees, teh bestest comment evah. an dat b teh trooth.l
EEEEEEH!!! Yu sez da werd!!!
Wut werd, iz?
No not iz, yu wudnt git far in lif witout seyin iz…
wel how do we nowz wut werd not to sez if we dont nowz it?
AAAAH!!! Yu sez da werd gan!!!
and yu must chop down teh tawlest tree in teh forrest wif…a herring!
….nay.. i sey… NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! [...runz awey giglng...]
Mary had a little lamb.
RANDOM!!!!!
Mary had a little lamb.
listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a sallow need to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
‘Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv’
Not from Holy Grail….but…
“BRING IN THE MACHINE THAT GOES ‘PING’!”
Go on youtube type in monty python hospital
com see teh vylens inherted in teh system!!!!one.
Ai am sooo relieved to see that so many other peeps can quote Monty Python quote by quote, scene by scene, as I can. Of course I am now singing ” I’m Not Dead Yet” from the musical. Thanks ICHC peeps!
Wee r teh niets of Ni!
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
itz only a flesh wound!
a flesh wound? u lost ur arm!
…..NI!!!
1…2…5!
3 sir.
3!
1 2 5! tree sir. three!
1 2 5! 3 sir. 3!
ur mother was a hamster, and ur father smelt of elderberrys!
wat r u gonna do, bleed on me?
we ar teh nights who sa ne
Waaaa!!! Dis ish da funniest ting Ah ebber did seez on da intertubes!!!1!!
OMG THE CATS RULE DOGS
we are the knights who say nee!
I think the cat looks rather more like Zoot than the head Knight of Ni, but it’s funny none the less. XD
Wen I furst saw dis, I was liek, “……….” but nao I’ve seen Monty Python, and it’s total lol.