Bring me
a shrubbery!!
kittehs luv da monty python.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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goggie: “hunh??”
cluless goggie has neber seen teh montee python.
Baroo?
you English pigdog
but how do you know it’s an ENGLISH pigdog? could be an AFRICAN pigdog?
Does anybody feel like a clopped coconut?
I feel more like a laden European Swallow with an undetermined airspeed.
Huh, I did not know that.
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*klink* Bring out your dead.
*klink* Bring out your dead.
Aim nawt ded yet!
But u will bee soon.
Aim getting better!
ur not fooling anywun, u noes…
Ai feelz happy! Ai feelz happy! ::DONK:: ….
NI!
Oh Knights of Ni, you are just and fair.. we will bring you a shrubbery as you command…
we are no longer the knights who say “NI”
we are now the knigts who say: ekki ekki ekki fadang schwuui-ping!
And what else floats in water?…………………..
A DUCK!
So if she weighs the same as a duck?……………………
SHE’S A WITCH! BURN HER!!!!!!!!
How do you know she’s a witch?
She looks like one!
did you dress her up like this?
no! no!…..well….. a bit…. we did the hat…. and the nose BUT SHES A WITCH!!!
don’t grovel! i hate it when people grovel!
she turned me into a NEWT!!!
a newt?!!?
…I got better…
The castle AAAAAAAAAAAAURGH?
I just haz a minit — won’t eben stay long enuf to see enny replies.
.
But i gotting a messije frum JCH4K–says she b in hebbin adn hell at same time. Misses deh ICHC frenz, but habbing fun wif deh cuzzin in Fl. She will b cumming home to Mi late toonite den getting sum sleepeetyme. And b back @ICHC Wedmorning!!!
Yay!!
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–Now I must b going 2 getting teh harezcut.
And doing teh shoppingz.
And I must 2 b updating my blog and my web photo album wif our edventurez frum yesterday.
And I thot retirementz wud meen the EZ life.
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I will b cumming bak dis ebeningz.
R U related to e e cumming?
*snert*
U B retired, CMJ? Ur comminkz awlwais seems sew yung! M retired maiself, adn hav nvr bin bisier n mai life. Butz kin du teh volunteerin wif teh kidz adn teh kittehs adn teh doggehs. Is Hevvin!
Then heez a witch! An whut do wii due wif witchez?
BURN THEM!
An what due wii burn besides witchez?
owr fartz?
WOOD!
Gud, nao wai due witches burn?
Because they’re made of wood?
Gud, so hao do yoo tell if this goggie iz maid of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
But can yoo nawt also build a bridge out of rawks?
Throw her in da river
Yes, yes, and what does wood due when yoo throw it in water?
It floatz
wat else floatz?
MORE witchez!
She turnd me into a niut!
yu gotted betta?
i gotted betta’r…
I’m sorry, I’m going to have to sell you all for medical experiments
( I know, wrong movie. couldn’t resist )
” you’re all individuals !!! “
Blessings and strength young Jedi
Mountee Piethon motto: “RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”
Wat is ur name. Sir lancalot of camolot. wat, is ur quest? i seek the HOLY GRAIL. wat, is ur favorite culor? Blue. ok go ahead. why, thank you.
Dag, yer kwik MO’S
sumtimes.
Dominant Kitty is…dominant
to this lolpic i say… “NI!” lolz
Me loves da Monty Python too! You silly English kanigits!
And, cut down da tree wif… a HERRING! No, wate… I eats da herring.
I herebyz dub yo Goggie, Dumdass Duke of Boxer.
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle…
“a path!” “a path!” “ni!”
i was totally gunna sai dat an den u stoleded it
wun dat looks nyz
nawt tu spensiv
das nawt mountie pipehorn! das sillee field in “nawt wifaut ma bebbeh kitteh!”
Ai dubz u Sir Bedevere, nite uv teh rownd tabel. Nao bringz mee cheezburger.
Where’s Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Picture?
iz “not appring in piktur” of course
…aptly naemd…
most nites r.
Iz mah birfday todai (fo weelz!) and I wud lyke a Grail Shaped Beacon pleeze…
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