Passport Kitteh
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win you luks like yur passaport pik itz time to go hoem…
-erma bombek ( i fink)
The story I always heard is that the reason they make you look so bad in a passport photo is so, after so many hours on the plane, you will look exactly like your photo.
I took a business trip to Australia a couple of years ago, and believe me, after something like 24 hours in airports or on planes, I looked EXACTLY like my passport photo.
Sownz leik hur. Ai cud go chek se. Hab awl hur bukz. Hur wur deh furry funeez.
/Dat wuz fur Mary. an conga ratz tu
Yes—wuz tytul ob buk she writed.
At leest teh kitteh will awlways luk bedder dan himz pikchur.
Congrajoomashuns on yer nawt sekund, Mary. Wut song an dans striekz yer fansee?
Oooh – an bevrij. I forgotted abowt teh bevrij.
Fanks! i aer having jasmine tea- would you like sum?
open to sujeshchuns on teh songndanz…
How abowt sum travel sawngs? Liek Back in teh USSR, that weerd wun about Wun Nite in Bangkok, and Leeving on a Jet Plane (we’ll need a slow wun after teh other tu fastdansings)?
I’m shur others can naem moar.
i likes yr choizes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMM7ckbzDRY
leavin on a jet plane
wun ob mai berry favrits!! an yr feme song soontobe…. wooo hooo…. gettin xcited?
datz teh understatemint ob the yeer…
did yew gets yr hairs cut an mannicure an ebbryting? oooh ai wud alreddy has trubble sleepin!!!
oh jus 4 grins………. ai had a suggeshun 4 yew at teh endish of I has can cheeseburger…..
uhohes, bettah go chek wut you gotz dere…den i prolly won’t be bak til layter. gotta go maeks sum munnies to pay fer dat twip.
nope, xcepton ICHC, and yup, i can hardlee sleep
Teh orijnl:
Luvly vershun!
Hao about Back in teh USSR?
Hao bowt “Slo Bote 2 Chyna”?
I jus had mai passport foto tayken on Frydae. Luks lyke I hasnt washed mai hare in 6 munths.
Dutch pasport fotos are much pleh.
Tehy hab to be:
Blak and wait.
No glasus (I ALLUS ware glassus!)
Hair outta fase an behaind eers (makes u look much stoopy).
No smail.
Lait-grai bakgrownd.
Makes ebberyboddy luk laik kommon gardun kriminal, basikly.
Do not want
i licks mah fur cleen ebbry daiy!!1! butt it does hard too reech da furz on tawp uv mah hedd sumtimes.
See, mai hare WUZ cleen. Fur sum reezon teh piksher made it durty.
No photographs during my solilolquy
hay rodney, concatulashuns. Tea fur two?
Congrajoomashuns to yew too! Song & danz?
Tyes awl around!
Here’s a beeyootee, wiv teh palm trees frum Hawaii. Ooo! And heer’s wun wiv teh Iffel towr! Lots of tyes wiv grate bildings awn them: Tajmehall, Leening towr uv pizza.
Dere shud bee plenty foar eberywun!
Wuz tryin’ to be funneh.
Iz Toonces dribing license photoo
♫ he dribes around
all ober teh town ♫
Mebbeh pasport fotogr….piktur-takr made a funnies wile taking piktur.
Ai no uh reellee purtee song bai David Gilmour – u no, teh Pink Floyd gai – he sings a song called Smile
Ai don no why tihs posstteed heeer!! *Ackk grumble grumble*
Heres teh link (ai hoep)
http://www.last.fm/music/David+Gilmour/_/Smile
Hwere’s teh linkee-poo:
http://www.last.fm/music/David+Gilmour/_/Smile
Kitteh bee smyleyng liek bebbeh Cheshire Kitteh.
Her be faydyng suune, adn oanley ting yuu wil sea wil be hers teenee tinee mouf wif teef inna byg smyle. (Usooally tihs heppins wen hers be up inna tree, butt kan be dune az wel onna graownd).
Enny iynkwierees, yuu shud refers tu “Alyse iyn Wunnerlaynd”, (Buk I, oar Buk II, Ai furgets wich; Ai knoes ebberywun wil bee bawthured bye tihs burnyng kweshon, az wuz Ai).
Dis be wun ob mai faborit buks eber!
Cheshire Kitteh be in Chapter 6, “Pig and Pepper”; doan no bowt Buk I and Buk II.
Ai IS a Cheshah kitteh – orijinly. An Ai has teh grin to proov it.
Jes kiddin bout Buk I & Buk II;
Ai knowes furst buk be: “Alyse in Wunnerlaynd.”
Sekund iys: “Thru teh Luukyng Glasse”
(Ai wuz jes bein lazee; dint wunt tu be tiepyng iyt aowt).
O well, gues itz mah turn….
It’s book 1, Alice in Wonderland. Hmm. Now I want to read it again!
K. 4 sum reezun, part uv dat post jus playne diz-peerd. I haz tuk off teh troll hat. Plz 2 nawt send teh troll-hunterz after me, kthx.
Mai moast veree favuritest pome frum Alyse iys: “Jabberwocky”;
Awlso jes luuvs “Lolrus adn teh Carpenture”….& othur pomes inna buks.
Fur sum reeson, to mee, bof Alyse buuks ar moar ntertaynyng thenn teh stuff
pubblyshers ar crankyng owt tudae. Probly bees mee; Ai ar silleeeee….!
wow… I am really in awe of how creative one can be.. this is just too good…
ah… ah… AHHH…
[snif]
…damits
Bleh-shoo.
On anuther topik, I finally had gotted my voting cheezburgers back, an now they’re all gone again, and none of teh triscks wurk to bring dem bak!
*hangs hed dejektidlly*
ohai, cratz – abowt teh burgerz, iz nawt yoo, iz awl of ICHC. Cheez an Tofu tooked em orf to see if it maed teh site run faster fur sum peeps. Teh linky is up in teh news section “Changing the Comment System.”
Oh fanks, Pwned. Whew! I go look at teh linky.
I akshully been spending lesser time here cuz of teh slowed-downed-ness an teh lak of burgurs. Too frusshtrating. Butt I miss it bad.
Dear Pwned: thanks for pointing *poing-ing* that out – I entirely missed it, and was wondering why I couldn’t vote for some of teh truly witty remarks some of teh peeps in ICHC create. Minds like “caffeinated quicksilver” – luv it!
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In teh not too distant past, my viewing pleasure has been mangled by trying to view a picture, check the comments, check a link, make a comment, or *gasp* view pictures two days old.
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I liked adding peer approval by voting cheezeburgers, but if teh trade-off is not getting hung up like a Friday’s coming kitteh, I’ll take it. f.r.
And it is 8:31 p.m. here in Zone 6.
Whoops! 8:19 p.m. Bedroom clock is fast because I’m not!
Ai be admyrin pickshurs and comintz fur awyle nao nd wuld jus lyke 2 commint tht chzburgr peepz be bery nice nd hab lotz ob fun. Dis be mi furst post in LOLland. Hopez i b dewin it ryte.
PS: i lik dragunz….duz dey ebber git posted? I ’speshully lik dragunz frum Walez
Ohai dere, Dejamew….weklum….pull up a kitteh an haf sum fun! An, iffin yu kan akshullee find a dragun, I em purty shure dat Cheez an Tofu wud lurve to post it
Fanks berry much. I hab a pikchur ub a dragun sittin on my kity-kat, Patches. but I dunno where 2 submit. Du u know?
o hai, dejamew. yoo can go to lolbilder (at teh top) to submit pixshures. aslo, tehere iz sum dargon-theem lols, not reel dragns but aminlols hoo finks tehy r
try surchin “dragon”
teh dragonz!1! or taht tehy haz slayed teh dargnz.
Oh hai Dejamew!
Ur doin juss fine! Doan worry bout teh lolspeek. There isn’t reely enny rite or wrong way. Ebery buddeh duz it a liddle diffrent. You can eben speeks in regular Inglish iffs u want.
Happeh to hab u heer!
Welcome!
ohai…tanks furr the welkumin
Ai likez dis plase. 
We AWLLLL lieks dis playce! Itz teh bestest!
An welcum!!1! (Mama awlwais sed i’d fergit mah hed ef it wuzzn’t fassened awn…)
Ohai DejaMew!!! Welkommen tu teh ICHC. Yur doin teh lolspeek, so yur doin it rite!
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Enjoi teh kittehs, an teh hoomins an eberyfing else! Wii’re awl eggscited yoo joyned us!
Dis IZ mai happee fase!!
dis be in crazytime wurld…ai post frum Teksiz @2.45pm, but tyme sho frum 9.46am. wow, ai b dizzee
yestdy tu. moselee we getz eestren tiem but hab naow 1:20 pm pdt. fink weze awn Hawai tiem
Dats wut I fawt, 2 – mebbeh wez jus on loltiem? Wud b kinda kewl 2 hav owr own tiem zoan!
Middul skewl picher during doez awkwurd yeerz.
Dis mah sad fais. Wanna cee mah hapeetayl fais?
Wate, I blinked, taek anudder one…
Ahhh, I blinked again, try anudder one…
Rats, I blinked.
Can u do it wifowt teh flashee fing?
I doan kno wats rong. I’z uzually taek excellant piktures.
Oh yes, ur rite, I usually taek gud piktures. Wen they are taekin ov me, nawt so grate akshully.
I swears, ebry times he took dat pitcher, I loled.
Beebee kitteh sez: “hehehehe…i madez a steenky”
hay wat da hekk happint to teh liddle cheezbargrs raytings foar all da commintz? dems waz mah fayvrt part.
McCain hates passport photos.
Relax, m’frend, elekshun not fer elebenty monfs anywey…
Oh hai! Heer’s mah purty teefs!
Mahm, looky! Teh dentist gave me a goldy star 4 mah purty teefs!
sad kitteh hears ob uncle george in andes.
Dis kitteh looks very happy. I likes it a much.