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I out stared you!
first wun tew blink loses
I see whut yew did there
When Ceiling Cat can’t be there, bad manners owl takes over.
Congratulanications, Tidmum!! U teh onlee one awake enuff to catch it this mornin? No wayt, 4 u its mid afternoon, huh. Whachuu want for danzin-singing? How bout The Owl an the Pusycat Went to See?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1SgWkWeZQ the owl and the pussycat, but not the song I was looking for….
oh yess! Ai lub dat pome.
Fankyew zuberflote.
It am 2.10pm heer in TTI.
Ai gess its eerly mornin ware yew am?
Ai iz in TTTidewater Virginia, which is 9:10 am just nao. Had a record (ooo, real vinyl!) growin up, which had both “allice”s, set to moosic when appropriate. dat’s teh song i’m lookin 4….
should be “Alice” as in Wonderland and the Lookin Glass…..
how’z bout sumfin by teh Hoo?
congrashoomulasions, Tidmum.
Touch me, feel me, dee dee, heal me…..
Mai kiddos used to sing, “See me, feed me…”
Listenin to u, I get teh musik
Gazing at u, I get teh heet
Following u, I climb teh mountain
I get excitement at ur feet.
Rite behine u, I see teh millyons
On u, I smell teh nom bag
From u, I get the burgers
From u, I get the happeh.
Har! The Who (playing Tommy plus udder stuff) was the first live concert I ebber went to, I axed muh pop fer some cash (I was mebe 14) and he axed Why? I tolded him ‘concert’. He sed Kay heres some munies but first you ain’t going dressed lak dat R U? I sed Wut? He made me go and put onna whyte shirt and tie and a jacket acause dat wus how a gennelman dressed fer concerts. He musta fot I was attenink a string quartet. Muh frens all larfed at muh ridikulist attire.
dey also played stuff fum Live at Leeds:
Muh Muh Muh Generasuns
Too Mush, Majic Buss
New Bawss, Same as de Old Bawss
Townsend inna Jumpsiut and Dawltry inna fringed jacket and me inna crown wid a paisly tie around my noggin.
Oh, SolnEsther – that iz teh funneh!
Tawk bout hims generashun! I’ll bet he won’t get fooled again. Waz the concert a teenage wasteland?
Ahhhh…I bet it waz a grate concert, paisly tie or no paisly tie.
Nice.
Fankyew PdB.
Teh Hoo am awsum !!
Yew choose teh sawng, ai will *Hoo-t* alawng
congratz Tidmum?
So we iz having a Who-tenanny?
w00t! gud idee, leeza-b!
It’ll be chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny!
k!! well ai guess we suppliez our oan burgerz for this Whotennany?
ai can also bring sum bayles of hey, maybee we can has heyride! if we findz sumwun with a hoarse to pull uz arownd behind teh nawty barn…
Ai lyke teh way yew fink leeza-b!!
Heehee
Ai gots fresh hoam mayde burgerz fur awl.
Fries,an drinses ob yaw choyce
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Nawty barn heer we cum!!
YNG bedder be irnin
BTW, Ai fink tihs bees a Barn Owlol; (becuz hims haz a hart-shaped fayse).
Mebbee tihs guise bin lyvyng iyn teh nawty barn ceelin raftures;
Jes fink ov teh storries hims cud tel!
kin we pay teh barn owl orf wif burgerz, so he duzn’t tell aneebodee wut we duz in teh nawty brn?
Hims sez him rathur getz mowsees adn ratzes; butt hims wil akxept 3 cheezbergers, wif a syde-oarder of Geirmun tater salud, adn a steiyne of Okturburfeyst appul beerses, PlzKThx!
Hims awlso wunts wut leeza-b adn Tidmum haz planneded;
sez awl tihs mite jes bees enuff, & iyf hims wunts xtra stuf,
hims wil certenlee asxk fur moar guudees!
Gud news eberybuddy. The owlol in the picher is nawt a barn owl. Hims more like a barred owlol (frum north america) or a ural owlol (from YourUp). Hard to tell frum teh picsher. But since he’s nawt a barn owlol, he won’t be watchin yew in teh nawty barn. So eberyone can relax. He will just be, silent and inbisible, watching wut yew doez outside teh nawty barn. awn nawt-furst thot, ruh-roh….
mebbe teh gifts and snacks wud still be a gud ideer.
No African owls? Dem African owls can carry kwyte a load unlyke dem eiopean owls.
well ai gess we’ll haz to invyte him to teh who-tenanny, he can’t tell awn us if he’s part uf teh partie!!
we shud bring teh mowsies for himz… owlols luv teh mowsies…
*scrabble russtle mix mix pat pat sizzle*
Heer yew go Mr Owlol,ai jess mayde yew sum nyce joosee mowse
burgerz.-cukked rare.Enjoi.
Pssst.Plz nawt tew tell teh sekrits ob teh nawty barn.??
Plenny moar murgerz faw yaw complyance.
um, the owlols yooshully prefer tehrer mowsies, ‘awn teh hoof’, so to speek… but hopfully teh will appresheate teh coolunarry skills yoo have, Tidmum! Well hey, at leest sumwun is getting sum burgerz!
maybee we can makes our own.
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/O/ sidewayz burger?
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ai think ai am doing it rong.
Ai awlreddy maded sum -see up abub.
Nommmmmm
He lubs dem liddle mousies
Mousies wut he lubs to eat
he bytes dey liddle heds off
and nibbles they tiny feets?
SolnEsther, dis bryngs bak memrees ov a Kliban cat, sittin awn a barrstuul wif leygs crost adn plaiyng a geetaure.. …… ……..wutta site tu sea!!!!
CKK an Kliban FTW!
I fink sumtin bai Midnight Owl wood be gud too (dat’s mai favrit band!)
Slitely O.T-
Teh cheezmeisters hab remoobed teh boatin burgerz an netsin fings tew try an halp peeps P.Cs run faster.
Der am a linkee abub.
well, wile tis a bummer taht I cawnt gib yoo awl elebenty billyum burgers as yoo deserb, it duz meen taht the burger trolls will haf nuffink to do…mebbee tehy’ll git bord an go awai!
Dahts troo PB2K.
Agreed. Is prolly teh onlee gud thing abowt no bergers.
Ai dunno bowt ennewun else,but dis feels nekkid wibowt burgerz.
oh mai!
meebbee wii needs to adjurn dis partee to teh Nawty Barn.
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it duz feel weerd wifowt burgerz. I din’t reeleyes how mush I lieked ‘em til tehy wuz takin awai. Les hoep tehy comes bak sune!
me 2 Tidmum!
ICHC wifowt burgers… doez not feel rite!!
Owl be seein you in all teh familar placez…
Owl bee luukyng at teh mune, butt Ai’ll be seayng yuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Solefull sye…..!
Maeks me wanna close those shades RIGHT NOW!
hoo feelz awk-ward? hoo? hoo, i sez, hoo? yoo? not me! hoo?
Lookin for a few good Hoos! (any uva fans out tehre?)
If u goez tu hooville tu lukz fur sum hooz, watch owt fur da grinch!
naaah, hez on bakashun rite nao…..
UVA fan here (an ‘eer fan too)
Wut? Um… I mean… Who?
Wut’s on second. Who’s on furst!
Tihs aint as mush funs wifowt bergers, IMO.
Ai concurrz.
oooooohes. i thot it wuz jest mye prob; dint see ennybodee elz complayning.
Cheez an Tofu has disabulled votin bergers. I fink tehy ar gonna try to find a way to brings tehm back. Tehre’s a linky on the top page.
i feelz stoopy- i canna see noe linkee bout disabulled bergers.
well, now i findz it- eberyfing finallee loded up.
Itz in teh News from burger under search lols an up abub tracy Ullman.
itz teezin me. sumtimes datz nawt dere, and den *Poof* it appeerz.
Ai habbin teh sayme prollum MaryO’.
Teh ads hab awl changed playces.
Ai fink dems inbented a new gayme-Moosical Adverts!!
Yah, sumbuddy eated awl teh burgerz. Mabee teh boiz taked tehm for teihr fort.
stinkee greedy boiz!!
stoopy boiz!
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We’z jes gonna haf to maek moar, tehn!
Ai finked mai pyooter wuz semi-crashed. Kept re-bootyng iyt adn trieying
uther stuff; mai husbin (teh ossim tek suppoart hear) jes ran a vyrus skan,
sew Ai finked teh fyrewallses wuz teh problum.
Naow teh spell-chek be havin a nerbuss brakedoawn.
Den Ai red teh linkey; seams ruther strainj wiffowt bergers!!!!
hoooooooooot you callinz rud.
Hoo’s luking at hoo?
hoo hoo !!
hoo’s on first. idunno.
I dunno iz on fird!
Heyyy, Abbott!
So ya gotta laff yer way true dis skit.
O RLY?!
I say…Whoooo r u?
Who’s there?!?!
O REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY???
Baba O’Reely?
iz onlys teenayj waistline…
Bubo sez, u must compleet ur task. Andromeda is wayting.
Errrr, ahum. Makes me want to reduce eye contact!
wat? i got sumthin in mah beek? wat?
Ha! Made ya blink!
Owlol haz losted advurtyzyng cuntrak wif “Wyze Putatoah Chipses”;
hims naow be luuken iyntu a “Doareetoes” gig, oar mebbee a Toarteeya” liayesun.
i wunna aks him how many liks it take 2 get 2 da toosey roll center of teh toosey pop, but iz skeered
I AM OWL, TEH GRATE AND POWERF — PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SPARROW BEHINE TEH CURTAIN!
I have a fat niece who does the same thing. She was raised with no manners.
No manners iz worse than no monies.
Yeha, u kin Owlways ern teh munnies. Manner iz harder 2 cum bai.
lolwl
S….S… Scary…!! TTATT That scared me…