Its called Food
I need it to live.
mebbeh ur fud eated awl ur fud.
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Kant U C mai bowelz R MT? !!!1!
ai cawlz aminul poleez foar u
Conga ratz shumalashunz, GeeNeeZcats!
U hab been teh kwik wun laatlee! Doo u hab a fab’rit sawng n dans? Mebee teh “Fud, gloryus fud,” from Oliver?
Hao abowt teh beberig ob choys? The opshunz r unlimited here awn teh ICHC, u kno.
Dis r a kyoot kitteh, but himz pashunts seemz 2 b wering thin… bery thin.
noes, I kant c yer bowells andz ai willz taek yer werd fur it that dey r empty- kthx!
Keeping meh happeh – Epic Fail.
U bring fud, or teh bedspred getz it. Cuz bowl iz emty, an I gotz PLENTEE uv ammo.
is it fair to assume then thet by your failyer to keep my bowls full you am signing for a full month of Shoe Dookie service?
U must liek cleening up mah presents.
food
your doin it wrong
Da goggie eated it all up all my fuds!
Blame the goggie FTW! Acorse it caint be the hoomins fault, thet wood be unthinkable.
I useta tink teh cheezburgrs were silly but now when I actual has to voice muh approval it rekwires effert. It also puts muh name on the vote instead of bean anon…annom… seekrit – thus displaying muh lak of taste or class fer awl tuh see.
I see a free o’klock alarm in ur future.
Cumpleet wif deh kitteh noze in yer eer, adn teh widdle-bitty pawz stomping uponz yer belly and the pointy-endz grabbing yer toezez.
An datz wai ai sleepz wid teh berdum doar clozed!
Uh, BEDRUM doar. oops.
if ai tride dat ai wud hear teh pitiful mrowwwwwwww alla tyme. my house is mamakittys house and seh noes it!!!
Mai sigh-meeze kitteh Sacha usta jump up on teh door-nob n wiggul it n mak teh piteeful meeeeeooooowwwww at teh saem tyme. Ai finlee gaveded in. Her lived l8 yrz and beez wayting fur meh at teh Rainboe Brij nao…
ai alwaiz gets big sads wen ai hears about teh older kittehs…. teh mamakitty is almos 18 an gettin frail but is still berry loving. ai fink seh’s hard ob hearin……i can sneaks up on her and den seh yells at me……… berry loud. seh is teh bes kitteh whoo ebber lubbed me!
Iz teh sad wen wee hab 2 lettin owr kittehs go. {{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
Kitteh lub be gud fur ar hartz n soles – an dey gibs it unkundtis… unkondish… um, no strings attashed (welll, cept fur deh gushi fuds!)
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as lawng as yoo kno it too, jamamakitty!
My folkses haz a kitteh hoo iz 19 nex monf – hee’z def az a doorpost, an yells at awl teh hoomins in teh howse! Wii all lubs him bery bery much – I kan’t hartlee fink ov him goin ober teh bridg. I wil haz a bery big sad wehn taht happenz.
Our oldess kitteh jes turned 21. She iz frayl an boney but iz helfee — duzzent taek enny meds an has good appe… apti… she eets well. ( Sleepz a lot too, but, she iz a cat…) She iz teh sweetess an luvviness kitteh an ai will be berry sad wen she goez to teh brij.
{{{{{{{{{{Awltehcheezfrenshooluvsolderkittehs}}}}}}}}}}
fanks to awl teh cheesepeeps…….. is berry com4ting!!! ai lubs teh mamakitty sew muchly!!
Hai Cassidy!
Mah lass two kittehs were 21 and 20 yeers. I lub the old babies, buts nao, I hab teh yung ones…but juss wait fur anudder 15 yeers, and I’ll hab teh old ones again
Those r veeeery MT bowls.
That iz 1 veeery anoyd kitteh.
I predickt pointy ends AND shoo poopin.
U see a happeh tayle? I doan see noes happeh tayle.
Dis iz nawt mah happeh face, eeber.
Maek meh happeh, or I assure u,
u will nawt kno happeh fur a long tiem.
Unless gushi fud starts cuming outta dat camera reel soon, ur gonna b in a whirled ov hurt.
I B patient, I wait 4 fud. I B countin; 1..2..3tiymzup! Feed me NOW!!
Fud, glorious fud…
Wez ankshus to trai it!
Free bankwits a dai,
Owr fav-o-rit dye-ut!
Yes, I really can see into ur soul.
Mmmmmmm…sole, that wud be nice jusr fur teh halibut.
*cue fish jokes*
As long as you don’t carp on about it all day lung(fish).
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*best I could do* f.r.
don’t be crabby, but romeow could pun til the cowfish come home.
Ai fink dis calls fur a alfamabetical list:
Arctic char
Bass, sea
Catfish (ob coars)
D…
Ai feels so aloan (*snif*). Ebberee wun must be watching Danzin wif teh Starz.
dungeness crab *dab dab teh teers*
electric eel, unplugged *eer, ave a ug*
filet-o-fish *feel better now?*
Kompanee, komfurt n deh klebber – ai feels mush bedder, fanks!
{{{{{4 1/2}}}}} !
O fank u!
BTW, ai are a altosinger, too…
Wut kine ob mewsic does u b singin? Mai moasly faborit iz klassicle—furss mewsic ai eber hurd. Lotz ob church mewsic, 2.
Ai lubs mos all da mewsiks! But moslee ai singing foke. Finelee gotted a commune itty choir going in mai taown up here in Ka-na-dia lass yere – yay!!1! Noe habing to dribe to teh citeh NEmoars fur to singing.
Wii do foke, sacral, gospill n pop. Mai dodder is teh accompanist (*seh says prowdlee*)
Ai alos going to foke mewsic kamps in Vermint. Is teh bery, bery fun!!
Sew mush fun wen wee kan bee prowd ob owr bebehs! We
libs onna drye sied ob Washintunn—lotts ob farmin here (Yakima Valli) but nawt lots ob sitty. Taht’s fyne wid mee—Growed up in So. Cal. and TEW craoded. Onliest fing is nawt tew mush in teh way ob wut wee used to cawl “kulcher” heer. Ai’m glad yew gets to go tew teh mewsic camps! Tehy bee teh gratest!
Gushie fud fishie flavr
Halibut hunks
Ice cream, lobster flavr (is real!(
J…
Lobster flavr ise kream?????????
Jelleefishee (ai noes, ai noes, nawt a fish!)
Kingfish
Lungfish (fanks fifi rockefeller)
M…
Pssst. Iz u sur u wants lungfish? Dey estivates. Gets thru dry spells by burrowing in z muds and kinda sittin’ around in der pee for, like, years and years.
Not so grate, ackually.
Marlin
Nuggets, NE kind fishies
Oysters
P….
Piranna
Rokfish
Q…
Wii giv to kittehs taht haznt eeting for 43 daze. Ai bets tehy eet it.
Prairie oysters… oops, rong list
Perch
Q…
qalugruaq
rainbow fish
sturgeon
t…
Teenee tinee minnoes
Uglyfish (mola mola)
V…
Very tastee filez,
Whiting,
Xtra scrumptshus cod cakes,
Y…
Y? Becaws wee lub u! M-O-U-S-Eeeeeeee!
Ze bra fish (but fishehs nawt mammals… Y tehy need bra???)
So manee fishehs, so liddul tyme!
Dat’s wut ai wanned 2 kno.
If teh fudboles arent gunna be fulled, y duz I evun keep a hoomin arownd?
[sudden flash of feline insight]
[subtle change of posture]
[unconscious licking of catlips]
WIN!!!!1! Adn lots ob cheezburgurz
[whiskers forward]
[rapid eye shift to teh left]
[straining ear wiggle in all directions . . .]
Wait for it . . .
Wait for it . . .
Waaaaaait for it . . . .
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Butt wiggle of DOOM!
i so wish i cud giv burgrvoatz riet naow… +5
Yaaay! I wuz holdin mai breff…. 4 teh finale…
*Manee Bravos*
..500 buurgerz..
I’m nawt purrinig, dat’s mah tummeh growling.
Burger, burger,burger,burger and burger!!!
Was much easier the old way!!!
yups
Naw, poor kitteh. I weil feed j00. Dunt worree!
Helloo! Order at table 5!
Mai kitteh goes belly-up by her fud dish an sez “Fud goez in heer!”
An dunt bee putten George in da bole, ai needz reel cheezburger an da gushie fuds an mebbe sum o dem speshul crunshy fuds
fud get in ma belleh
My staffie will make the cats hunger go away real quick…… wolf, wolf, wolf
one of mai kittehs looks at me lik tis even when bowl if full of fud
Dhese bowls arent gonna fill themslevs!
I hav a kitteh that luks at me this way even when the bowl is full of fud..
‘S okay—sumtiems teh typin juss doan werk liek itz sposedta! Welcum, welcum, nvr2manykittehs!
fanks…tis is a great site!!
doan wurree. mos ebereewon hear hab dun de dubble posty. id b sofwear fult, nod urs.
jus jumps rite in an maik yrselfs at home……..yew cant do lolspeak rong! yew can eats anyting yew laik and majic!! no calories!! if yew cannot dans (or thot yew can’t) yew can here!!! yew can be anyfin yew want to be!! jus be nice to teh peeps an ebbrywun be nice tew yew!! hab funs!!!
mah kitteh is gettin darn pikie in her old aiges…….. sumtimes seh laiks teh gushi fuds and sumtimes turns her widdle nose up….. but ten seh sneaks back later and eats it. seh’s a funny grill!!
Ohai N2MK!! Welkom!! Doan wurree abowt stuffs liek postinks – teh teknologee, it sumteims haz a mind uv itz own.
Glad to hab yoo wif us!
(an I alzo haz a kitteh taht gifs me taht luk – nawt abowt teh fuds, but abowt teh water in teh bafrum sink – she finks it shuld turn awn wehn she jumpz on to teh counter!)
fanks, been lookin for a while. will figer it out!!
wut iz goze awn heer? Paost sez it start 2 pm. Cums awn heer 6:25 pst. wif alredy 34 comintz. Shoze sumbudeez mai teef cuz naow teim tu fil boles heeer. Nawt
yelz at mee yet but wilz furry sune
Oh, Hai gwgs!
kittehz not how 2 telling teh tymez.
(ICHC time b hawaii time)
ai wishes ai wuz in hawaiian tyme
Kittehs tells tyme jes fine – brekkist tyme , lunch tyme, snak tyme, dinner tyme, time for snorgles, nap time, they noe wut tyme it is. Us stoopy hoomins dat need clocks and udder halp.
Do I haz to start bangin des loud metal bowls together and pushin em around on floor. I will.
We haz a cuppla kittehs duz dat. We cawls it “ringin teh din-dins bell”.
This is the second pic in a row that has to deal with cats not having enough food. I don’t like this trend.
Dat kitteh looks lyk mah deerly deseased kitteh. So byoootifol!
Take-owt time.
the cat looks so fierce
THIS IS FREAKY…HOw did u git a pic of mai CAT?
This looks EXACTLY like Squeak…that’s hard to do with Torties.
Who ever is cats human heed mai warning:
DO not mess w/ TORTIES..dey will keel u in yr sleep.
Kitteh in teh pictoor luks liek my Pootie Tang, too, except Pootie must have her daddy’s tail. Solid black tail with a white tail tip. Frankencat, I haz one.
Pootie is very sweet-natured and talks whether teh fudz bowls are full or emptee. Skared of kids & men, tho. She showd up in my garage 3 yeers ago & I told her she could stay if she didn’t have kitties. Thank you from teh bottom of my goggie-raised hart to teh purrson who had her neutered before she came to mai haus. I did not steel her; she’s an indoor/outdoor kitteh and could walk bak up teh street if she wanted to; I think I see her sisters at a multi-cat household 8 hauses up. Pootie sits on teh front porch steps in plane site; nobuddy’s come ovah & sez I took their pootie kat. She haz a forever home here.
wayt.
u naemd her… wut??
Dat wuz mah reakshun, too…!
That Tortie looks SO much like my adopted cat Phoebe, and her feeding dish is identical. But the floor is different, so it’s not her. She does like coming upstairs with me to bed when it’s my time to sleep and settling down on my back as I sleep. And she’ll hop up onto anyone handy and snuggle up against the chest and insist on petting. And then she’ll purr loudly. Usually that’s also a cue that she wants more Friskies Turkey & Cheese moist.
Kitteh wunts tu knoe if hyoomins lawst teh kanoapener.
Her wil xcept gushy fuuds iyn powchez, oar ebben dryeded fuud inna bag.
Sez iyf hyoomins doan HURRY UP AWREDDY!, her wil cunvert teh nyce hawrdwuud
floar iyntu sawedusst; (awlso stayneliss steal fuud bolls gunna bees zooomyng awt teh wyndoe)>
kitteh eated too many cheezburgers
“no mor fud” the cardiologist saiz
“or your will be pwnt by infarctus”
poor kitteh
This kitteh lookz just like mah 1st kitteh prncss frum wen i wuz a lil gurl!!! Ah mizz u prncss!
HA! dis r funneh. :]
i gets dis loook all the tiem!!!!!!!
roolz ob food:
1. if it mooves, iz fud
2. if it doesnt moov, iz still fud
My teacher, Mrs.Shanahan, put this up in the class room at school. I LOVE THIS PICTURE!