Day 43. Still no signs of rescue.
Last cheezburger eated. But George looks almost like cheezburger…
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I close my eyes, he’ll taste like cheezeburger, too.
Very furry cheezburger, but who’s counting?
delishus and nootrishus
IRL iz pleh!
hoo needz IRL. if i has a georgeburger i b okai.
And to think that at sum poynt sumbody hugged him an skeezed him and named him George.
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Und neow yer gonna hug him an skweeze him and NOM him George.
poar george, himz b trajjudy, commedy, nd irrony at teh same tiem
dang! I wish I could vote a cheezburger for you . . .
no moar votin on teh commints? 2 menny trawlz, ai prezoom.
O Crap! hymns’ joo-C, butt iz poysin oranj-joos. Shuddnt hab nommed hem! Too layte….g’bye crewel whirld….thud…
Is not poysin. U just haz gas. Need to burp then can nom more.
lolz
teh orinj wuns r poysin
dis wut we callz ‘fibur burger’, sept furz nawt fibur butt proteen, but whoz cowntin?
Well Ise countin, which is it? does nomming a fuzzy kitteh clean or clog up yer evacutory system? George’s and my lyfe mite depend onna answer (unlesst I finds a razor in this ceiling cat forsaken wasteland, in which case he is shorn shaved scorched sauteeed and Schoffed! )
I want to giv u many burgurs fur that!
His real name is Dante, and I’m his mama! He’s a Maine Coon cat!
I’ve been wundering where those kittehs are sittin. Looks like a paved area wif sno at teh edge. Where dat iz?
Maine Coon ar teh moast wunnermust kittehs!
Wyshe Ai can has wun.
Conga ratz C’s H. shud maibe wate til kittehz getz reskewed/fed/oar figyur aot haow tu purpair George bfur teh sawngz an danz? We hab sum nudlez cud maik soop.
I haz great announzement: Both kittehs safely reskued from their shipwrecked lokayshun; both have qwikly rekovered emotionally as soon as a plate of tuna and a sawser of milk be put in front of them. But the survivalist kitteh keeps licking George, remembering dere be a flavor…just for future refrence.
yea!
dis calls 4 a sally bration. shall we danse?
Yes – nows that we knoes the kittehs are reskued and warm and well-fed, we’s can sillibrate. In honor of the Survivor Kitteh, lets make the dance to “I Will Syrvive.” Drinks: Koconut juice and pyneapple juice. Food: memories of our favrite dishes, and how’d they taste covered in fur. Leis for everybody!
id like pyneapple juice plese. an ill tink bout my mommas rigatoni and meetballs, an her potatoto salad. nobody can make it as gud as my momma
danse danse shake shake
dis is fun!
Letz put some lime in der coconut and drink it awl up.
Prayrz to Ceiling Cat have been answered!!
Oh, gudz. we can purseed wif de danz , sawngz an bebrijz. Wut wud yu leik?
http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=637&format=movie&theme=guide
Kittehs is losted in the Andez
andez kitteh will getz motivashunel speakr deal
Want Motivashunel speakr deal.
Good nom with motivashunel speakr deal.
it’s the lolcat version of ‘alive’ !!!
unlike ‘the onion’ version of ‘alive’, featuring gloria gaynor?
“at first I was afraid
I was petrified
I thought that I could never live
up on that mountainside “
i can’t rezist
wood B few-tyle ennyway…
this. is. HILARIOUS.
Day 44: I haz one kepitch pakit left that I hided. Kant eets George wifout kepitch.
i can haz can ob cheezburger?
srsly.
I spare gorge teh guilt of having to resort to cannab canhas can-nibble-ism.
or izzit “cannomlolism”? No kan doo kanz wiffout ‘possable fumbs.
cat-nibble-ism
Kanibal kitteh is kanibalistic.
Donner party cats… would rather have cheezburger
Daownur party hab tu wok miulz in snoze beseidz eet eech uvvur.
Up-hil. Bofe wais.
Maitre d announcements: “Downer Party, downer party? Table fer two – er – one!
sorry bout teh wayte!
Nom, nom, nom
…hmmm George tasstes liek pork…
Tuxedoe kitteh: “Ai tole yu we dint hafta clymbe Moawnt Killymenjawroe!”
Floofy kitteh: “Wuzn’t mai fawlt teh guydes adn baigage carriure peeps run oawf.”
Bof: “Naow wut weez gunna du? Merrraowww fur halp? Taht woant wurk!”
TK: “Hay, sumboddee’s clymbying up teh syde ov teh clyffe oaver dere.”
FK: “Duzn’t iyt luuk liek owr hyoomins? Wutz taht dey be sayeing…..?
Voyce cawls faiyntlee: “Fluffy, Tuxie, this was an Animal Planet reality
show ‘Feline Survival’ they just got done filming; you can come down now!”
Bof: “Pointee eynds reddy? OK, we goes!”
well, supertramp kitteh, this be as far as i kan be taking you,
into the wild. . .
not tu be eatin teh wild potato seedz!
at least mai nose haz flavor mmmmm
Look sir…droidz!
lol. mai frend duz be havin a fat oragne cant nameded george.he ar mor fat than ur MOMMA. :O his brovers b fred an harry. they not so fat as he is. gorge wud make gud catburger, but we r civilized and no eat god-cats.
Ceiling cat Forbid! NOOOOO!! No eated kitteh. George not a cheezeburger! Kittehs is not fr fudz! I duz da reskyooing, ok? No nom! udderwize u be pwnd!
Itz funny piktur. Shadowz seem laik sky so it seems laik their on a volcano or so. greit piktur. lolzed me for sure.
This is all pretty hilarious considering my kittehs are just sitting in the driveway at the front of my house. Domino is the little tuxie girl and Dante is the Maine Coon!
How big is your boy? We have a Coonie girl who weighs in at 18 lbs, and she’s not fat. But I do need to go over her with the mat comb…again….
George joo has da bestest flavor mi flavorit cheesburgr. i culd nom yu al day
Himz not George. Himz Timothy!
“Trapped in a mine, the shaft caved in….
Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, Oh God, why don’t I knoW?!?”
Uh! Someone else remembers that song! Strangest song I’ve ever heard but still a good song!
awwww, floofy jinjer kitteh remynd me ub mai pip. nommin wuz teh oanly fing dat him lubbed moar tahn snoozin. ai missez him so mush!
what happend 2 him?
Lol wut?!?!
Day 45
d sided not tah nom george. cud not opin kepitch packet. stupud hoomunz. wai doo ai needz tumbz to opin nomz sauce?
toooo gooood