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OH NOOO
Ai DO NAWT WANT !!!!1!
Anom, an cawm-gratyu-layshuns on ur nawt-sekkund! Teh bar an danse floar r open!
Congratshoelaces, GNZ! whut drink an dans yew want?
hmm haz bin a wile sinse ai haz bin heer! no moar danse for nawt-secund?
nao is dreenks?
oh weit ai see. danse *and* dreenk!! hao lubbly!
ai no can weit until ai get mai furst nawt secund!!
enneewai, cungratumuhtabulashun GNZ!
Oh Thankz U gies…ai was awaa furr a wi-el,
butt nau ai’m bak…had 2 taek kaer of sum bizzness
Ai’l hab sum hotChawkklit *wif a liddle Kalua in it*
enny danz U wants…U leedz N ai’l followz
Soundz like a hint 4 a Carole King song.
.
Lubbing u teh way I do * soft swayingz
I noe we’re gonna make it trew *step, step
Add I will go *step
2 teh endz uv teh earth, *twirly thing
‘cuz darling, 2 me that’s wut yer werth *step, step
.
Where u Leed * step, step
I will follow *step, step
Ennywear taht u tell mii 2 *step, step
If u need- if u need me 2 b wif u *twirly thing
I will follow *step, step
Wear u lead *twirly thing
byewtyus danss, cweenmj!
I luv the coreographical direcshuns yo provides, CWEENMJ. Twirly thing, soft swaying, step step, slide. Make me fink dat even I could danz if I coud figgur why I’d want to. I jest listened to some Carol King, I’d forgot how gud she is. Not one ob teh worlds great feminists tho.
I only has three fingernales. But whut I lacks in kwantity, I makes up for in KWALITY!
Errrm, wher eggzakly has teh handler putted his hands?! Mite akownt for teh LOLsloffs reakshun. Just sain…
Uah, lukz liek him iz gibbin LOLsloth a goose!!1
Ai’d B tryN 2 fly 2
I wuz thinkin teh eggzact saem ting!
I am wondering that, myself.
the foxy brown of the animal world says “mofo, I will pull the razor blade out of my afro and CUT YOU FROM EAR TO EAR - that’s right, you better run - if I catch up to you, you better give your SOUL to GOD because yo 4SS is MINE !!!”
( ahem. possesed by pam grier - please excuse. )
“Don’t mess aroun’ with Foxy Brown
She’s Brown sugar and spice but if you don’t treat her nice she’ll put you on ice
A chick with drive who don’t take no jive
Don’t mess aroun’ with Foxy Brown Don’t mess aroun’ with Foxy Brown - She’s the meanest chick in town!”
the only thing foxy brown is afraid of is dying alone !!!
poyntee ends……hoo needz 5?
This looks like teh result of the unlikely (maybe unnatural) congress between the fugly Romeo from the “Soft What Light …” of a while back and his Juliette kitteh.
Ohhh. Heddesk. Wuz cawt inna tiem warp bak to teh dayz uv afros, teh Mod Squad an Shaft (teh nawt-sekkund 1). Agh! Sumboddy turn mah brayne awf! Turn it awf! Halp!
wolferiin gots nuthin on da SlothMan
Pointy ended sloth be flashin’ hiz gang signs.
…
Slotherine! o.O
I can haz adamantium? Or maibee memoree bak.
with Ninja stealth mode
Not too fast tho…
I is not deadly sin… I is kyoot.
Anom!
I think this is the guy I got behind the counter last time I visited the DMV.
mann, datz sew troo! Dey awlwayz habbz peepz lyke dat at teh DMV. ‘cept nuaght so kyute!
Wolverine.
Ur doin it rite.
He kant sai bring eet no moar.
he getz sooed like Kobra Starship didz, bai da Rock.
‘cuz he fink he is koolr dan Snaks awn a Playn.
Slothward Scissorhands
Awww…………….I loves me some Sloth. I getz in tuch wif my inner Slof dayly.
i hangs upside down in bed all day
dusnt da bludz rush to yer headz????
Nah, if u b deh sloth, dere iz nuffink dat rushes.
Eben teh bludz be deh slow.
Yay mo slawths! Thx LOLFolks!
Now, just hold still for five minutes while I draw back to get Medieval on your ass….
Okay, dude, you’re not supposed to step back. NOT cool.
(On an unrelated note, AWWWW SLOTH! =) A few years ago, I got to pet a two-toed sloth at the Dallas World Aquarium. Sweetest. Animal. EVER. Even cuter than the baby ball pythons and the manatees! And not NEARLY as loud as the howler monkeys. Howlers sound like frat boys chugging beer. Srsly.)
I memburs reedin a nartickle abut dem in Nashnul Geeograffic ayjuz ago; der wuz a cupple in Centrul oar Sowff Amurky hoo rayzed 2 dat had ben orffind oar injurrd oar sumfing. Had teh KYOOTIS pikturs of 2 slawths kechin rayz in loungy chayrz, awl layd owt an snoozin. Teh nartickle sed dey’z reeli smawrt an luvs baffs. Wud luv 2 meet 1 sumtiem.
Hewmin giez wish dayz
coodz beez Slawthz. Moov slowz andz hangz
arowndz awll dayz lawwwwng
Muss beez wie Slawthz habz
Grayt Beeg Clawz. Eezee~urr 2
fytez t3h Grabbittee!
If Slawthz coodz dreekz beer
dayr slow~moashunn lyfe woodz beez
uddurr purfekkshun
Jack.
Once apprehended the infamous zoo animal thief would only respond, “My gain is your sloth.”
Slolth dooyng ennyfing hims wuntz wif toah-nayles liek dat.
Ai readed taht thems ar rlly gentule animules hu jes wunt tu bees lef aloan.
Taikes tehm a loooong tyme tu getz aroun; adn jes wunts tu sleap aulott.
(Ai wud shurley luv tu has naybuurs liek taht).
Awl ai kan thimk ov iz “7 apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men in rollerkates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth.” Ai thimk ai’ve bin wachin 2 menny EmmDeeAyy tellefons…
SNIKT!
breeng it REAL slo tho, I haz skillz but dey iz da kind dat u must wait 4.
Here
dey
come……
looks like an eagle that ate too much monkey becomes half monkey itself..
u make no scence
It looks like a Pokemon…