could there be danger
in your bottled water? story at 11
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da water iz nivver saef.
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WATCH OWT!!!1!
*butt ai don tink itz piosun…its nawt orange
Mai layzur-ninjuh atak kiti lurkingz of daenjur, let meh showz yu it.
O, hai Elfee, Heer danjur lurkz in littur bokz an wrt pretzl. Hab try 3 teimz heer.
Conga Ratz Shomalashunz GeeNeeZcatz!! U r teh nawt-sekund! Woo-hoo!
Ai hope taht wee kan awl enjoi a selebratoree song n dans, n shar sum faborit drinkz wif u.
Ai rememburz wun frum teh 40’s, ‘bowt luking at eetch odder in teh dark, but teh naam izint kommingz up onna serebral komputer. (Drat taht alumin… allumi… *sigh* lyte-waat kukwar wee yuzd awn awl tohse camping tripz)
Tankz Feelionophiliac, U r berry nycz
Ai’m still qite full frum Caturdai’s piknik baskit full ob
treetz N fun fingz 2 plaa wif.
Mai mind 2 kan nawt ‘member much stuff wen ai wantz
it 2 re-call’em.Letz start dansin ennyway…U lead, K?
Ah!! Sorreh 2 b sew laat, GeeNeeZcatz. Mai Sunneedaa morningz iz yuzhuwally bizy. Hao about a nyse waltz?
*wee bowz 2 eetch odder, then embraas [whitch wuz teh skandalus wen teh waltz starteded 2 hab cuppulz aktshuwally embrasing... in publik! Ooooh! Wer wuz taht gowing 2 leed, tehy thot!] Tehn teh intro…and
*step, step-slyde-step, step (wif a liddul turn),*
*step, step-slyde-step, step (w.a.l.t.)*
*step, step-slyde-step, step (w.a.l.t.) beginning to smyle n go wif it*
*step, step-slyde-step, step (u getz teh idea…)*
*kontinyuing arownd teh rume, dipping wif teh beet az wee glide alowng*
Itz bin 2 lawng sins ai’b dun tihs! Tihs is teh fun!
Ohai. Happy Sunneedai oar sundih if yu purfurz. Da Rosie putz in wiki”daiz ub weke” but nawt they naimz NE waiz I fink iz dai tu relakz, bakzs in de sunbeemz an smel de floruz if yu finez dem. dint purrsnlee get tu piknik yesdai but aim
shur a gud tiem wuz hab bai awl. ai hab nuf ub 2nd dai burgurz tu fede smal 2nd wurld cuntry. Putz awn de baykunz, blu cheez, gray poopawn musturd. Furry kolurful an taistee. Ai alredy telz dis awn preevus paij. cud nawt wate. oh, moar ub daiz: tumoro iz Mundane , den Chewee dai fur de gud nomz oar Toezdai if yu purfurz. Den Windzdee, doan get blowd awai oar Win dai if yu leikz bettur. Yu awl noze Purrzdai an Caturdai. bitwene iz Friedeggz.
To teh best ob my knowl… knali…nolij… unnerstanding (whuff), there are only 3 small 2nd whirrled kontries left: Cuba, Viet Nam, and Norf Korea. Which one does yo wanna feeds? I am not shore dat Vietnam is really Communist enough to kwalify as 2nd whirrled, dey are pretty heavily capitalistic to be called communist) But then again, China is also hyly capitalistic but they’re still communists so who knows. Maybe I’m one of the few left who knows what the 1st (democratic), 2nd(communist), and 3rd (undeclared) whirrled designations means.
Ai fink bai nao iz jus figyewr ub speesh. Nawt shur Ai wantz fede enny ub dem
But habbed lotz burgurz. cud maibe taikz tu haomles sheltur. Iz closur tu.
Jus daona rode.
Ai waana vode fur diz 5 burgers, but derbe no burgers to push on my pooters at hoem or ad wukk
hab tu be furry oled tu membur thoz sawngz. fink it wuz cawld “Danzing ina dark” Wuz purty sawng but ai nawt mmeburz awl de werdz en moar.
Oaar cud be Danzing Cheek tu cheek. Mite be wif Ferd Astare danz
Ooooh, Ferd Astare n Jinjr Rawjrs in “Top Hat”. Ai LUBS dat moovee! Culd watching it ober adn ober.
Here da linkee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWmK9Xl82CU
stangers in the night?
that wud be wif an R —— strangers in teh nite, eschangin glances
Oh! *hugs self* such a byooteemus song!
*sways too teh myoosic in mah hed…..*
Looks arown hopefullee fur Feeli too dants wiff…
There was a wunnerful old sawng wut had werds like dis:
“There may be trouble ahead
But while there’s moonlight and music
And love and romance
Let’s face the music and dance”
Almost enuff to make me wanna dance.
well dis note landed about 20 yards past the green. it was supposed to be response to feelionophiliacs kwstion about a song.
Nice!
It could be the Black Plague, tho. Or is it yellow spotted fever?
Hoap iz nawt “balk watur fevur” iz natsy.
these promotional giveaways have gotten out of control
Wunder hoo lef tihs Caer Troll maks lion arown? Hoep nowun piks it up an starts maeking teh bleepink obvius commets……….
*cownts to sef; 1….2….3….4….*
*bestust caer trol impursunashun*
oh noez! Dat pour kitteh! If yuor kitteh goez in plawstik drink box thing den he culd suff..sorf…nawt breth. Neber lets ur kitteh neer plawstiks! Ai am an arobix lawyer an ai noez dees tings!
howz dat?
Purrrrrfekt!
Hu knoes wut danjure lurkses inna bak ov yur drynk carriyure?
O wayt, iyt nawt bees a drynk carriyure, butt a cayse ov wadder-
nebbermynd-saime danjure, soe wattchit!!!
Der’s a danchjure ub deh kitteh punkshurring hols in wadder cattainers an deh wadder fihl up caze an he no get out and drown!!!!!
Dis be tru – wun ob mah kittehs lykes to plai wif teh plastik lable on big boddels ob dis tild wadder, butt wun tyme ai heers “glub, glub, glub”, an alla wadder start to cumming owt. Maded bedrume kar pet bery wet!
teh Shadow-Kitteh knoes
ware teh poyntee fings goes.
mabe da kitteh went pee-pee in da water, then it wud be veree danjerus
Dunno abowt danjerus, but it wud be much pleh.
“Vitamin” wadder costs moar monies.
I’ll taek a plane wadder, pleese.
shur yu doan wanna trai teh nyu kitteh-hayr flayvur?
*cough cough…ack*
Fanks, I fink I’ve had enuff.
I don’t understand.
Label says “half liter”, but
kitteh very dark.
A lolku wif a pun?
Duble win!
Ai sor teh pun but nawt teh Ohaiku – pologees. Dubble Woot! to KickahaOta!!
I read dat lotz of places hab pharma…farmasoot…left ober drugs in teh wadder.
Nobuddy mentioned bout teh pointy ends! Yikes!
Deer Park wadder?
Note to seff: Watch moar Aminal Planet
Neber eber seed a deer luk liek dat.
Luk wat we found
in teh park
in teh dark
We’ll taek him hoam
We’ll call him Clark.
DR. Seuss ref FTW11!!!!!1
derez so meny naice pomez. so meny peeplz ub kultyewr an airyudishun abaot heer.
Ninja Kitteh juss
wantz jurm~free envyurrmentz
4 herz Kiiteh Napz
Ninja Kiteh habz
nyss Foatress Ubs Sawllitood
4 watcheengz Hewminz
No wunz fyndz Kitteh
heer. Windo Sill, mebbee, butz
certinlee nawtz heer
Jack.
Jack, yuu shud putte awl dese pomes inna buk, adn gettim publyshed!
Ai fink yu cud be maikyng a noarmus amoawnt ov munnees!
Iyf yuu doan cair bout maikyng muches munnees, taht’s OH KAY;
maikes iyt ennywaise adn shaires iyt wif teh reyst ov uses! We woan sez noes!
I fink dere’s much cyootness n ur botled watters.
iz teh “sawft” watter
Dat watur sez “Deer Park” nawt Kitteh water.
Nawt truff inz de adversizingz!
hm…packaging looks a lot like
teh “Chernobyl Spring” brand uv watur
Groceree stor promoshun gibs 1 kitteh wif purchus uv case uv watter
What store? I gotta get some!
Haow dey duz? Stait lauz nawt alowz kittehz an puppzez ina stoarz unles iz se aiz speshul traned.
oh,, itz at teh Petsmart Store, i fink.
oh, yez, teh Petsmart iz ok wif hab teh amnuls cumz in. Yu ar snart.
SnE hab furry wel traned helpurz aminalz tu. mine brakez teh nu stufz insted
ub oled but duz help fele bettur.
Dey are special trained: Dese are rescue kittehs. Dey rescuse us when we feeling blue, dey rescues us when we hafta concentrate on werk, dey rescues us when we wanna rest and dont’ feel like letting them out, they save us from hadden too many cheezburgrs on hand. and The specially trained to brake old stuff so we can get new.
How U get kitteh inside shrinkwrap?? Usully too menny pointyenz.
And wat dis culd meen fur UR children!!!
Dat wun botl ai wont openz. Ful of teh fail.
Lawls I tot de kitteh wuz a fre priz.