Comments on: I haz can cheezburger

By: angelman

angelman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:20:17 +0000

Geniuz.

By: Xupa

Xupa — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:00:43 +0000

/applause!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:28:32 +0000

Doan wurry! Yuu bees duing jes fyne! Cheezfrends ar nawt fussee bowt LOLCAT speek.

Furst tyme Ai caime awn tihs weybsyte, Ai sez: “Ooooooohhh” adn “Ahhhhhhhhh!”

Ai wuz jes dazzzzled; finked Ai cud nebber ebber rite liek tihs.

Naow, jes luuk ayt mee tudae: suches wunnerfull grammerses adn ritin styuule!
Ai jes hasta marvul ayt iyt maiselff sumtymes!

By: Lyanthya

Lyanthya — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:20:56 +0000

Yah, zacklee. Las nite an todae mai thum hertz so much I kant sleep. Mabee I cawl tehm bak an yel at tehm.

By: peep

peep — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:11:31 +0000

acktually no u can’t has cheezburger. u no gots thumbs.

no cheezburgerz 4 uz. okthxbai

By: amcat

amcat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:10:31 +0000

i iz neubee to czbgr croud. pLz be payshunt. Iz wil tyr hardr! u maiks me lolmaof!!!11111!!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:02:05 +0000

Juss bee shur nawt 2 doing it awn Pesach…u cud be rittn owta teh will!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:54:02 +0000

Poo on teh horspittle. tehy so wurried bowt druggage adiktion, tehy doan gib enuff payn releef!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:52:32 +0000

Pickle-o iz liek flute—awl same keyage—juss WAYY littleder. Starz n Stripes Forebber wuz a Mach ritten by John Philip Sousa 4 teh Marine Band witch he wuz cond–dir–wayvin himz armz att at taht tiem. I fink itz hiz moas faymuss march.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:19:41 +0000

hahahah I googled canned cheez burger and that’s how i found this site!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:16:20 +0000

Meny congratulashuns Chrisduffer!
Peanut is a byootiful kitteh!
Can you tell us moar bout ur kitteh and ware u tuk this picture?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:02:16 +0000

Somfin not ryte abowt dis

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:47:33 +0000

O Hai, armedtigercatt, yur LOLCAT speek iys jes fineses; yoo sounds jes liek teh reyst ov uses hear.

Weez bees Merikans (norf, sowf, eayst, adn weyst);
Britishers; Oystralyans; Frawnsays; Jermens; etc.

Adn Guud Greef, sew menny othur Cheezfrends frum awl oaverteh Earf,
taht Ai ken nawt ebben meynshun tehm awl; tehy bees sew menny.

Main ting iys: we be awl frendses adn shaires teh luuv; us ar happee tu hav yuu!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:23:54 +0000

O Hai, Kafleen; bin meenin tu tel yu taht Ai weynt awn yur webbsyte las
weekses. Yur mommeh luuks tu bee liek a luvlee laydee bof iynside adn owt, adn Ai yu rlly taikes aftur hers.

Awlso, yur pikshure wuz beyutimusly wunnerfull; ( wye awn tihs earf wud yu wunt tu luuk liek taht Reenie Zellwigheiser person iys beyawnd mee.)

Luv, CKK

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:13:13 +0000

Sumwun Ai wunce wurked wif tole me bout ‘pierogies adn spam”.
Ai finked taht wuz verree funnee, til weez trieded iyt wun dae.
Naow weez eets iyt awl teh tyme.

‘Pierogies’, fur dose Cheezfrends woo duz nawt knoe bout dem, are teenee -
tinee peeces ov dough wif taters iynsyde, oar sowerkrautses, oar cheez.
Dere a Easturn Yuropeen dysh, frum Poalande oar Slowvaukya.

By: sweepea

sweepea — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:04:52 +0000

wat hav you herd about me???
i wuz put orf dat plane to pariz thru no fawlt ob my own.
dey wooden beleeve me wen i twide to sho dem dat giraffe out da windo so i had to taek extweem meshures to sho dem it.

By: LyP

LyP — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:54:06 +0000

Bery clebber Tidmum!

I bet teh CHRD(wdoi) can be used foar minny things liek this!

Teh ski iz teh limit!

By: LyP

LyP — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:49:26 +0000

jeniuss! Fanks idansdansdans! Purrfekshun!

By: chrisduffer

chrisduffer — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:21:56 +0000

The source is my (lol)cat, Peanut…. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisduffer/2340095405/

By: cancheezburder

cancheezburder — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:13:03 +0000

C’mon, really, this is LOLCat FTW right here.

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:53:56 +0000

welcum klolzz!! akshully, i fink ur lolspeak is most ossim!!
and hoo noes? mebbe u start anudder dyalekt??
wuld that not be cül???

(teh two widdle dot fingies maik dat sownd like “oo”, yesh?)

By: 343GuiltySpark

343GuiltySpark — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:48:27 +0000

ai callz spam teh “unmeet”, becuz ’tis all teh leftyovers frum wut dey cudint sell off teh cao. i’d rether haz a roest beest wif poataitoses an graivee all over. or
just simplee i wuld haz a cheezburger!!
(altoe dat is also bits ov grinded up meets… herm… mebbe spam no is so bad?)

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:45:41 +0000

oh noes! splort in fud? Pleh!

By: armedtigercatt

armedtigercatt — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:03:37 +0000

teh site on teh intarwebs dat sels can cheezburger an teh powder wyne is odd. Dey also sell blooberi soup. Y wood aniwun want blooberi soup. Blooberi pie=want, blooberi yogert=want, blooberis=want… blooberi soup no so grate akshully

Sorri if ay speek wif a difernt dyalect den uddr lolspeaks, ay be suthurn an a rednek so ay haz axsent

By: alphakitteh

alphakitteh — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:16:11 +0000

Is not so great, akshully.

Real taste test:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:01:53 +0000

Hinz beenz am teh bestest!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:00:10 +0000

Mr T.M hadz a nastee incudent wib a power drill lass Autumn.
He aksidentlee gibbed himsef a piercin on his liddle finger.
Hadz tew hab surgeree tew repair tendon an nerves
Dr.Tinycat ortho/hand speshullist did gud job.
Mr.T.M hadz a hole in himz finger until Kissmuss-yukky.
The comedy finger bandige wuz teh funneh tho!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:55:50 +0000

Der am sumfing lurkin in der!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:52:33 +0000

Yah.Nikkerz iz Ingerlish panties. Bloomers am also panties,but
got legs.Old fashioned ladies yoosed tew ware dem.
Anudder ingerlish werd iz Drawers.
Sawree fur confuzzlin enneewun.
.
We hadz a talk a while bak,bowt Green or Bloo floofy/furry
Nikkerz dat us Ingerlish girlies had tew ware fur school or P.E.
It cawsed sum mirth frum yew Merikans

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:36:55 +0000

Powdered red wine!! I gots to have sum!! Think of the fun at Thanksgiving when I turns a pitcher of water into wine! I know muh muver always thought I was the 2nd cuming but my very religious inlaws would drop their dentures!! The pranking potential is through the roof!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:33:30 +0000

cuppla yrs ago, I borked a tendon in my middle-finnger (it just snapped!) Insted ob sergery to re-attach teh tendon, teh Dr. Tiny ortho-kat gabe me a tiny pink plastic splint. Barely noticeable, but kept teh finnger straight whilst teh tendon heeled. No beeg bandages, jus dis leedle pink-ringy-thingy wff a bit of cleer furts ayde taype holding it in playze. It juss looked like I wuz gibbing teh FINGER to ebberywon (and ebberfing) awl teh tyme. My college-aged boiz thought wuz berry funny!

(ps, finger is good as gnu!)

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:33:09 +0000

Powered red wine man? How kewl! Pass me the bag dood while I get out my razor and my mirror. OK (this will be kewl) I made us a coupla lines of burgandy Doood can yew dig it? Do you wanna smoke it or snort it? Snort? OK Man just lemme roll up this $10 bill and off we go. Hey is this French dehydrated Wyn? Man we are gonna get French Fried Dood. Hah! I crack me up, man.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:19:38 +0000

i herd ob ‘barney fife”, butt knots “Barney Piccolol”. I herd of “brian piccolol”, butt knot “Brian Fife”. Iss bobviously naught interchengable.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:19:23 +0000

I went to this guys blog and it axually appears that while he is trying to Swift boat McCain he is not some goofy hormonally imbalanced teenager who is doing the political equivelant of calling talk show and shouting Howard Sterns name on the air. He could use a bigger stick to beat Clueless Joe Lieberman in my opinion but thas just muh great luv for clueless Joe peeking through.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:14:23 +0000

duz “Angsty-won” keep a ponee in hurr rume?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:10:02 +0000

BTW Our local market finally carrys the Hinz beans from your ‘green and pleasant land’ which are mush beddah than the ones from rite heer where the company has itz hedquarters.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:06:23 +0000

Oh noes!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:01:24 +0000

Sorry about dawters middle finner. Sounz nasty. Awl bet she has fun showing her bandaged appendage tew pipple tho. Arack ob lamd shure looks like lolspeack for Arack o bama – LOL. Rack of Lamb!! I kin have an offspring like dat?? Ise lucky iffen my no longer so youngin fixes me a sammidj. Finally wuts the differmintz between Piccolo and fyfe? Stars n Strypz is a Fyfe n Drum favorite but I don’t often heer ob Pickleoh and Drumz.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:58:35 +0000

ai hurd ob “bloomers”…dey is lyke nikkerz?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:54:54 +0000

They had a 42 pound cat at that stable. It looked like a frow rug.
They were in a ‘fat cat’ contest wid the udder stablz in town.
Dat was muh first lesson in animul abuse.
Dat job also hepped me appreci8 wut Tidmum meant when she talked about ‘muckin out’ her dawterz rume. ‘Muckin owt’ a stall means mostly removing the accumul8d manure.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:50:49 +0000

I werked at a stable when I was a kitteh and l saw they shoulder length CHRGs in use once. I was shocked and apawled. Much later I saw the ungelded stallion in ‘reddy’ mode and I unnerstud eveyting.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:35:51 +0000

Plz to remember Tidmum, us Murkins doesn’t knows wut knickers is usually. When you sez knickers to us Murkins, we thinks Plus fours.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:31:43 +0000

Naught ‘canned’ lafftur, I trust…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:28:06 +0000

an welkum frum mii, 2, klolzz! LOLspeek issa langwish wich has menny dialicks! Iss berry funn!

By: chococat

chococat — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:24:53 +0000

ai sees the byootufull line of selkee blak laydee kittahs
wit der shaypley leggses hai in de ayre!

shynee blak boots wif poyntee heels–
ruff lee layurs of skurts bownsing ups an downs!
mai! dems sum flek sibbel kittahs up der on stayge!
(…curtan closes wif sanding ovulation)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:23:36 +0000

an’ ai has a bocks ob extra-long CHRG’s—dey goes awl teh way up 2 teh showlder! I gotted dem when I borkt my arm last year. Dey goes obber teh cast rlly gud so yoo kin take showers (juss sekure teh towp). Dr. Tiny Cat scent me 2 teh feedstore to get dem—dey’z veternarian “obstrektrickal” glubbs IRL. *picture taht!*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:06:53 +0000

ore biscuits ‘n’ squash wiff biscuits ‘n’ grabey.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:03:00 +0000

Meine Gute, it is reel! fangs 4 teh linkee, petra of the small “has”. now I unnderstand why dere’s boatz on teh can/tin/dose-ah, 2! I wunder if dey be makin’ sum powdered cheezburgerz to go wiff teh powdered whine.

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:24:01 +0000

Ai mae haz can cheezburger, but ai canz not openz it…

By: altosinger

altosinger — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:41:08 +0000

An welcum frum mee, 2! {{{Klolzz}}}