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Theez pull open tops makez life so-o much eeezier
eksept wen u no haz dispozuhble thums!!
you want dreenk and/or dans, searchengines???
wutta ’bout teh ‘can-can’ danns, an cans of soda ore buze,
yesh a “can can” dans is sertinly in order.
can can can yoo do teh can can….
um i no can do dis aloan!!
yeah, 343! I uplodes yer can-canny danncy!
Unfortunately, zippee is naugt today, no can danse! Ai helpz wiff teh kostoomz! *handz out teh floofy skurts* *handz out teh frilly slipps*
*goez back in storerume to look for spikey-heeled danse shooz*
Yeah, dis Beez so mush funn!!!
Oh boi!!
*Putses on deh frilly slip adn deh floofy skurt.
*straps on deh spikey-heeled dansingable shooz.
C’mon, ebbery1!!! getting in deh line 4 deh can-can.!!
Reddy? Heer wii goez!!
**grabingz teh skurts and swuchlez dem as wii danses.
**High kikking dans 2 deh rite.
**High kikking dans 2 deh left.
**High kikking dans 2 deh rite.
**High kikking dans 2 deh left.
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
I lubz deh fancy dancy!!!!
cweenmj,teh nikkerz am sposed tew be frillee nawt green floofy wuns !
**takes off green floofy nikkerz.
**luks 4 deh frillee nikkerz.
**findz deh wunz wif deh purtee red lacee bits.
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**windez up deh grammofone adn startz agen.
**grabingz teh skurts and swuchlez dem as wii danses.
**High kikking dans 2 deh rite.
**High kikking dans 2 deh left.
**High kikking dans 2 deh rite.
**High kikking dans 2 deh left.
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
ai sees the byootufull line of selkee blak laydee kittahs
wit der shaypley leggses hai in de ayre!
shynee blak boots wif poyntee heels–
ruff lee layurs of skurts bownsing ups an downs!
mai! dems sum flek sibbel kittahs up der on stayge!
(…curtan closes wif sanding ovulation)
Plz to remember Tidmum, us Murkins doesn’t knows wut knickers is usually. When you sez knickers to us Murkins, we thinks Plus fours.
ai hurd ob “bloomers”…dey is lyke nikkerz?
Yah.Nikkerz iz Ingerlish panties. Bloomers am also panties,but
got legs.Old fashioned ladies yoosed tew ware dem.
Anudder ingerlish werd iz Drawers.
Sawree fur confuzzlin enneewun.
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We hadz a talk a while bak,bowt Green or Bloo floofy/furry
Nikkerz dat us Ingerlish girlies had tew ware fur school or P.E.
It cawsed sum mirth frum yew Merikans
Ai noatis teh lubly Tidman an sum ubburz hu mite nawt be merkinz sez “tin”fur cuntanur.
Nawt fink iz “TinTin” danz.
wii can haz menny frens ‘cross da pownd. Ai finks wii awl juss ‘tend wii B dansin’ ennywai—can-can (‘ten, ‘tend)
plz dispoz of thums in propr resepticls kthx
I can resykul teh fumbs?
Unless THIS happens.
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Tragedy!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2411/2039356552_e02695e9d6.jpg?v=0
Oh noes!
Plz halp
-Posable fumbs -ai haz nun!
Prefurr “fresh” cheezburger thnx.
I bets dat cheezerburincan is ucky.
Pleh.
I agree. Cheezburger in a can??!! Don’t think I wantz, thx anyway.
Can-grashumations Tidmum n Search Engine on ty fur nawt-sekkund! Martoonis alll rownd!
fankyew 4an a haff Kittehs
Ai r akshully habbin a Vodka an lyme IRL-nawtee dis tyme ob nite(12.30am)
But ai carnt sleep an mai bak am borked reel bad tewday.
Putted awn teh HazChem gear tew muck owt ‘angsty wuns’ rume while she am
awai,an lifted tew mush wubbinge an stuff ,an moobed teh furnitchure.
Apart frum nimmin teh payne aliddle,ai need it tew get ober teh Shok!
Hoap it duz whut it sez on teh tin.
yu gotz meny gud aiz if yu can rede can labul frum heer.
Dang!! Left Muh Swees Armuh nyfe in muh udder pants.
I has posable thums, but I borked wun todae. *snif*
Tidmum (oar innywun whu mite kno)
Ware du yu find teh codes foar those great : smiley : faces?
I am trying tu collect them awl up. Thay oar grate!
LyP
yew gots to do dis:
: grin : : smile : : cry : : twisted : : evil : : mrgreen : : shock : : oops :
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dont leave a gap between teh colons an teh word.
Hoap dis halps.
Yew cud try rollin yaw cursor ober a face -it miteshow yew what symbols am used-IE lets yew see it,but fyrefawkes dussnt.
: sad : : ??? : : cool : : razz : : neutral : : wink : : roll :
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: ! : : ? : : arrow :
: lol : : mad : : idea :
May bee dis wood be ob sum help…
Heer’s teh linkee 4 awl ub dem at *eeek* –Wurd Pretzl!!!.
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http://faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
jeniuss! Fanks idansdansdans! Purrfekshun!
arrow only goess wun wais??
ai hopes war dat plane hit teh houses ober der wassn’t close tew yew!!
Ai noe.Teh sad!
It wuz in teh county ob Kent ,nr London.
Bowt 150 miles frum me heer in teh county ob Wiltshire.
Poor passengerz an poor famblys.
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Ai doan noe how tew make teh arrows go udder ways.
Deez smilies a gotted frum a list sumwun poasted a whyle bak.Carnt
renember hoo it wuz,
ai fink wuz Kafleen posted teh list……. or mebbe odders too. nebber did see teh arrows go nudder ways. is ok……..
glad yr saif!!!
Yes, I found that I cud get properties awn the smilies using fyrefawkes. I thawt there mite be a list.
Alzo, plz ignore teh qwestion awn teh other pic! I’ll go leave a reference tu here.
Thanks, again!
yoo borked yer fumb? srry, Lyanthya, dats no funn! ai iz apossed 2 it!
Lyanthya – Youch!!! I’z sorree bowt yur fumb! Dat’z a bad.
{{Lyanthya}}
I hoep iz nawt a bad brake!
Nawt zackly borked, just slised. I wuz cookin, an teh nife jumpd owt ob mai paw an into mai thum. Dr. Tinycat sowed it back toogedder.
It hertz.
{{{Lyantha}}}
*Kitteh kisses sawftly*frum Hazel an Fern.
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Hoap yaw fumb heels up reel kwik.
Yayyy fur Dr Tinycat!!1!
Fanks!
Werst part iz, Dr. Tinycat sez I no can get mai paw wet, wich meenz I no can cook. I LUBS to cook!
Can yew adapt a CHRG(wdoi) tew keep it cubbered?
Srsly, I did dis nawt lawng ago,so I rappt clingfilm -Saran wrap? rown
an rown,den fownd a big pare ob rubber glubs(new wuns) an putted dem
on.
Wallah!! cukkin agen.
Yah, Dr. Tinycat gibd me sum CHRG(wdoi). I wil tri tehm, but nawt tonite I finks. I just hope I am nawt obercom bai cyoot wile cookin, cuz tehn I nawt no ware to put teh CHRG(wdoi). Eether mai hed ore mai paw wil splort.
We be keepin teh CCC on standby,
Dr Tinycat will be on call tew.
I lieks Dr. Tinycat.
oh noes! splort in fud? Pleh!
I has several CHRG stocked up this yrs Salsa party. I’ll send you one.
Yayyy! Fank yew!
an’ ai has a bocks ob extra-long CHRG’s—dey goes awl teh way up 2 teh showlder! I gotted dem when I borkt my arm last year. Dey goes obber teh cast rlly gud so yoo kin take showers (juss sekure teh towp). Dr. Tiny Cat scent me 2 teh feedstore to get dem—dey’z veternarian “obstrektrickal” glubbs IRL. *picture taht!*
I werked at a stable when I was a kitteh and l saw they shoulder length CHRGs in use once. I was shocked and apawled. Much later I saw the ungelded stallion in ‘reddy’ mode and I unnerstud eveyting.
They had a 42 pound cat at that stable. It looked like a frow rug.
They were in a ‘fat cat’ contest wid the udder stablz in town.
Dat was muh first lesson in animul abuse.
Dat job also hepped me appreci8 wut Tidmum meant when she talked about ‘muckin out’ her dawterz rume. ‘Muckin owt’ a stall means mostly removing the accumul8d manure.
duz “Angsty-won” keep a ponee in hurr rume?
Der am sumfing lurkin in der!
Bery clebber Tidmum!
I bet teh CHRD(wdoi) can be used foar minny things liek this!
Teh ski iz teh limit!
Mai dawter wuz traiin to ficks me and Mr. a.s. arack ob lam, an slised herz middul fimmer opun—teh dai be4 teh ban consurt wen shee wuz sposed to plai pickle-o solo in “Stars and Stripes Forever.” Yee-OWTCH!!
Sorry about dawters middle finner. Sounz nasty. Awl bet she has fun showing her bandaged appendage tew pipple tho. Arack ob lamd shure looks like lolspeack for Arack o bama – LOL. Rack of Lamb!! I kin have an offspring like dat?? Ise lucky iffen my no longer so youngin fixes me a sammidj. Finally wuts the differmintz between Piccolo and fyfe? Stars n Strypz is a Fyfe n Drum favorite but I don’t often heer ob Pickleoh and Drumz.
i herd ob ‘barney fife”, butt knots “Barney Piccolol”. I herd of “brian piccolol”, butt knot “Brian Fife”. Iss bobviously naught interchengable.
cuppla yrs ago, I borked a tendon in my middle-finnger (it just snapped!) Insted ob sergery to re-attach teh tendon, teh Dr. Tiny ortho-kat gabe me a tiny pink plastic splint. Barely noticeable, but kept teh finnger straight whilst teh tendon heeled. No beeg bandages, jus dis leedle pink-ringy-thingy wff a bit of cleer furts ayde taype holding it in playze. It juss looked like I wuz gibbing teh FINGER to ebberywon (and ebberfing) awl teh tyme. My college-aged boiz thought wuz berry funny!
(ps, finger is good as gnu!)
Mr T.M hadz a nastee incudent wib a power drill lass Autumn.
He aksidentlee gibbed himsef a piercin on his liddle finger.
Hadz tew hab surgeree tew repair tendon an nerves
Dr.Tinycat ortho/hand speshullist did gud job.
Mr.T.M hadz a hole in himz finger until Kissmuss-yukky.
The comedy finger bandige wuz teh funneh tho!
Pickle-o iz liek flute—awl same keyage—juss WAYY littleder. Starz n Stripes Forebber wuz a Mach ritten by John Philip Sousa 4 teh Marine Band witch he wuz cond–dir–wayvin himz armz att at taht tiem. I fink itz hiz moas faymuss march.
Ow! Hoep yu gotted it awl fixded up. A borked fum is teh ouchiest!
Dr Tinycat can fix dat. Hims normally noor . . . nooro . . brane surgin, but him do fumbs, too. Dey learns bout fumbs in like nawt-sekkun year of kitteh med skool. Easy peasy. Splint an pills. He can gets you good vali-yums or sum oxymor. . . incontin . . . codeens.
Yah, Dr. Tinycat stitched me up reel gud. Iz taykin ibi… ibu… jeneric Mowtrin fer teh payne. I wud lub sum codeens, but teh horspittle didnt fink I needed tehm.
Poo on teh horspittle. tehy so wurried bowt druggage adiktion, tehy doan gib enuff payn releef!
Yah, zacklee. Las nite an todae mai thum hertz so much I kant sleep. Mabee I cawl tehm bak an yel at tehm.
Maybe kitteh can get some can-opening ideas from the Three Men In A Boat.
“Then Harris tried to open the tin with a pocket-knife, and broke the
knife and cut himself badly; and George tried a pair of scissors, and the
scissors flew up, and nearly put his eye out. While they were dressing
their wounds, I tried to make a hole in the thing with the spiky end of
the hitcher, and the hitcher slipped and jerked me out between the boat
and the bank into two feet of muddy water, and the tin rolled over,
uninjured, and broke a teacup.”
Hmmm… mor liek spamzburger
DO NOT WANT!!1
Spam fritters are teh WIN!!
Wib chips an Hinz beens an tomaydo sawse. Nommmmmmmm..
Ai’ll taek ur wurd 4 it—mai dawterz frenz call Spam “Saytin Pozin Az Meet.” Ai reely cannt complayn tew laodly —smart-aleck-ness duz run inna fambly. Bofe sieds.
I onlee eet Spam lyke dis. Corned beef fritterz am deelishuss tew.
Boichik wud jess eet it strayte frum the tin-no slicin jest nawin!!
Mah Mummah lurrvs Spam-only meets dems cud legally get inna war.
I byed her a Spam Cukkery buk fur kissmuss, an wrapped up a tin ob Spam
tew!! She sed it wuz her faveist pressint!
Bacon eggs and SPAM,
Ham eggs and SPAM,
Sausage eggs and SPAM,
SPAM eggs and SPAM,
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SPAM SPAM SPAM egss and SPAM.
axually I loves SPAM but Esther won’t eat it so I wait till she goes to visit her folks and then I go to town on everything she won’t eat. She just needs to learn about good food.
BTW Our local market finally carrys the Hinz beans from your ‘green and pleasant land’ which are mush beddah than the ones from rite heer where the company has itz hedquarters.
Hinz beenz am teh bestest!!
That’s hilarious!!
ai callz spam teh “unmeet”, becuz ’tis all teh leftyovers frum wut dey cudint sell off teh cao. i’d rether haz a roest beest wif poataitoses an graivee all over. or
just simplee i wuld haz a cheezburger!!
(altoe dat is also bits ov grinded up meets… herm… mebbe spam no is so bad?)
Sumwun Ai wunce wurked wif tole me bout ‘pierogies adn spam”.
Ai finked taht wuz verree funnee, til weez trieded iyt wun dae.
Naow weez eets iyt awl teh tyme.
‘Pierogies’, fur dose Cheezfrends woo duz nawt knoe bout dem, are teenee -
tinee peeces ov dough wif taters iynsyde, oar sowerkrautses, oar cheez.
Dere a Easturn Yuropeen dysh, frum Poalande oar Slowvaukya.
Iz despurrate 4 cheezbuger, an mai immajynashun b gud!
McCain hates hazing can cheezburger.
Hu cairz baot him? He can strave, fur az Ai cairz.
Dey didz dat to him in teh Hanoi Hilton.
Ai fot we sed 2 kepe teh polyticks outta teh siet.
I noes moss peeps disagree wif me, but I doan see dis so much as political, as juss anudder funneh repetitive joke.
I fink iz funneh, and it wuddn’t matter to meh wat naem was being used. Makes me lol.
OK, Iz ready fur awl my low burger votes.
*ducks outta teh wai*
noes low burger votes……. yew has teh rite to spress yr opinyun!! gud few yew.
did ai tell yew dat aye saw yer “Vista” motel in Sedona wen ai wuz der? it wuz rite down teh rode a liddle way……. beautimus view on dat side. Ah wus truuuly amazed doh…… ah nebber saw wun kitteh!!
Hai Jamamakitty!
I heart Sedona! Glad u had a nice tiem!
Ur hotel waz prolly nicer than Vista, butts we keep going back cuz ov the Tuxee kitteh
I’m wiff Romeow. Now, I don’t like to keep bashing someone, and I don’t want any Republican’s feelings hurt, (or ANYWUNS feelings hurt, fur dat mattur) but the repetitiveness and ridicululusssnuss of the jokester makes me laff. I think I wud laff if he wuz sayin it abowt annywun. It’s a humur
style I appreshiate.
I will elaborate… (I heer dose sighs…u bee qwiut owt dere!
)
Now, I started out reel excited about Hillary. Butt then, Obama kinda wurked his way into mah hart. He, like Hillary’s ex-supporter said, has “sumfing speshul”.
If sumwun wiff teh name “YoMama Obama” kept posting ridiculus stuff, like, when
there wuz a pikshur ub a kitteh in clothes, sed, “Obamas uglee an his mommee
dresses him funnee” or dere wuz a kitteh on a sofa and it said, “Obama has an uglee sofa” an juss kept it up, I cud not help laffin.
Humur duz not hab too make sense. It bee complicated.
/runs, too.
DAmmit! Sumboddee STOP MEH!!!!
Now I am thinkin bowt Mad Magazine. I noe there are lots of u owt there that
lubbed dat magazine just like me, and God rest ol Bill Gaines soul.
Membur how sumtimes dey wud print teh letturs ub stars hoo red teh satires
ub dere movies, and wrote in funneh stuffs? Wussunt dat grate? Dey had
teh humilitee too bee abull too laff at demselves, an wee lubbed dem furr
dat.
Well, I did.
Ai nebber red teh ledders—but mai favrit mobee titul wuz “On A Clear Day You Can See a Funny Girl Singing Hello Dolly Forever”—wid “Bubby Strident”!
Does yo remember an episode of TAXI when Jim Ignatowski hadda take a written test for his driving license? His frens were there for support and Jim gets ti the first kwestion and he’s stumped so him axes fer some hep. He say ‘sotto voce’ to his frens ‘wut does a yellow light mean?’
Hims frens whisper the answer to him: ‘Slow down’
Jim looks perplex but the he say OK
‘W U T D O E S A Y E L L O W L I G H T M E A N ?’
His frens whisper again: ‘Slow Down’
Jim shakes hims hed and goes:
‘W U T D O E S A Y E L L O W L I T E M E A N ?’
His frens whisper back ‘Slow down’
Jim shakes him whole self and says:
‘W U T D O E S A Y E L L O W L I T E …
it was pretty funny at this point. But they repeated it three or four more times until it got stoopit and boring. And then they repeated it another three or four more times until it got funny again and then they didn’t stop until we were all dying laughing because it got so stoopid. I love stoopid – you may have noticed.
The McCain jamoke is funny for the same reason, he made it to stoopid and beyond.
yesh
Tew stoopidity and beyond….
I went to this guys blog and it axually appears that while he is trying to Swift boat McCain he is not some goofy hormonally imbalanced teenager who is doing the political equivelant of calling talk show and shouting Howard Sterns name on the air. He could use a bigger stick to beat Clueless Joe Lieberman in my opinion but thas just muh great luv for clueless Joe peeking through.
It wud b funnee if he ebber said ennything else.
All he eber says is
“McCain hates ….. ”
Adn hiz name and hiz blog iz awl anti-McCain.
He can b keeping hiz polytikz on hiz blog.
This be a plais 4 deh funne, not a plais 4 deh politikal diskushunz.
Oar maybee wii cud take our funneez to hiz blog.
We nots aggree, cweenmj, butt i nots care.
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
we can bee dat way heer-i lub dat.
I luked bak a few pics and found sum ov the posts.
Parently, McCain hates Peanut Butter, Cooties, Intellect, Floaties, and when lolcats let the dogs out.
It cracks meh up so mush cuz it doan maek enny sense – that’s teh funneh ov it for meh.
Somebuddeh posted a request to stop those posts, and the response waz: I have no idea what you said, but I’m guessing McCain hates it.
Sowy, but I cant halp but LOL.
Peanut Butter and Floaties doan seem too political to meh.
Is not taht I likes McCain. Itz dat I hab teh adverse reakshun to
teh politkz uv enny sort. I think Howinsaneisjohnmccain is a
newsense. But like yew sed, Kafleen, wii can awl hab ower
opinyunz. I <3 u, Kafleen.
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Adn I b reel glad wen deh stoopee elekshunz rober.
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{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Awwwwww….
{{{{cweenmj, agin!!}}}}}
I diddun ass-u-me dat u liked McCain. Duddun mattur if u duz or duzzunt!
I NOO dat ur ishoo wuz dat ub diplomassy! For wich I admired! And I unnerstans
ur annoiants at teh noosants! Sences ub hyoomur jus bee diffrunt, dats all!
Tanks furr ur wunnurfull responts!
PS I will be glad wen obbur too.
Mee Three. Ai memeber wen ai voated teh nawr-secund tiem—it was exc–acc–reely good, coz teh 18yo’s just gawt teh vote (Ai had frenz hoo died in ‘Nam, and that wuz teh thing—ole enuff 2 die, butt nawt 2 voat), butt ai gets SO wor-out wiv teh hawstillity. Romeow is rite—tihs gui is ridic-redick–siwwy. But ai am tired ob itt.
An {{{{{kaffleen an cweenmj}}}}}—an awl cheezfrenz.
O Hai, Kafleen; bin meenin tu tel yu taht Ai weynt awn yur webbsyte las
weekses. Yur mommeh luuks tu bee liek a luvlee laydee bof iynside adn owt, adn Ai yu rlly taikes aftur hers.
Awlso, yur pikshure wuz beyutimusly wunnerfull; ( wye awn tihs earf wud yu wunt tu luuk liek taht Reenie Zellwigheiser person iys beyawnd mee.)
Luv, CKK
Butt…..ur suggeschun too take our funneez to hiz blog…I likes it….
Just a thot . . . .
I wudn’t b using mai same screen name if i went there.
He mite not b habbing much sense uv hyumor.
Adn him mite spam deh blog uv peepz hoo using hiz blog 4 playground.
Do not want.
jamamakitty goes to luk at himz blog
obama hates himz blog……… oar mebbe nawt.
Senators hate choklit chip cookies.
An dey’re teh wunz taht miss owt!
Thank you Romeow — my lolspeak is being learned (or is that “been lurned”) but I just want to thank you all for being really cool. I don’t want to ruffle whiskers, just think the contrast between “McCain” “hating” things and the nice sweet lolcats is funny. Really just loving your site from one humor blog to another.
German Cheezburger in a tin – Kitteh nawt so shur iz gud fing. Howeber, kitteh wuld liek posable fumbs so he kan fine owt fer himsefs.
Mahlzeit, Kitteh!
guten Appy-teet!
Sum guyz ovar @ sumthin awfl say iz bettr thun McDonnaldz cheezburgerz.
Kitteh tries anything wunce…
…still haz eight lives left, after awl…
Naow kitteh haz tu merrrooowww rlly laowd adn long;
her hyoomin wil becum soe annoiyed adn aggruvayted taht dey’ll jes runs iyn wif teh canoapener rite kwik tu shut kitteh up ASAP!!!
…iz nawt sew Grayt, akshulee.
“It’s like Upton Sinclair nightmare bratwurst.”
-taste tester from the A.V.
Club
The Jungle ref, and PLEH
This is the bestest one ever.
Not the burger. The caption.
Coming soon IHCC web site.
Fanks, rodney dill and muffela.
It tuk me tu reedings uv yur commints foar me tu finally get that teh capshun uv this pikshur wuzzint I _can haz_ cheezburger, but instead wuz I haz can cheezburger!
My eyes made it reed teh other way!
*facepaw*
Duh…next tiem, I reads moar carefully!
Fanks.
I fowt wus “I hate canned cheezburger!”
yew noes whoooo haits canned cheezburgers…………. no need to splain inny furder
LOL x a milyun bilyun trilyun at the capshun. Akshully laffed out loud, not laffed on inside.
Naught ‘canned’ lafftur, I trust…
remins me of taht Warnur Bros cartune where Sylvester is left in haus for days wif lotsa canned fud, and no can opnr
Cheezburger inna can? Man, dat’s sum good eetin!
frensh fryz inna can, naught so much.
chips inna tin, naught so grayte eeder, akchewally.
Tater chips ina tin iz gud nom noms.
Too badz mah tater chip eeting days r ober – cept on ICHC.
Y u no can eet tater chips? U is ok?
Stoopy cholesterol.
Mah bad genes, let me show u them.
yabbutt, i meended “chips” assin “fish ‘n’ chips”—-brit chips inna can=donut wunt!
oopsee—i mint ‘chips inna tin’
Yeers ago, I had sum French Fried outta vending machine at the Boise airport. OMG – they waz So Gud!
Leebe it to Idaho.
Lets nawt cornfuse chips in a tin and crisps in a can.
Do not want / Want.
ore biscuits ‘n’ squash wiff biscuits ‘n’ grabey.
O hai. Am new. Kitteh needz hooman to open teh can. Hooman not doin iz job good. bad hooman. (Sorri lolzspeak naught so grayte yet akchewally, willz praktice tho)
Ohai Klolzz,
berree glad yew hab fown the ICHC site.
Yew will hab mush fun heer.Awl teh peeps am fabuluss an frenly.
Donut wurry bowt teh lolspeek,jess hab fun writin whut it sowns lyke.
Ebbereewun heer habz dem own way ob ritin.
Jess be happee, an careful nawt yoose offensive werdz ,an awl will be well.
Wellkum
welcum!! Klolzz
der is rilly no currect wai to do teh lolspeak which maikes it grat3, actully. yew cannot spell innifin wrongly!! hab funs. if yew no laikes teh pikshur, just wait 4 teh nex one……… yew will lub it!!
Welcum Klolzz!
Ur lolspeak iz bery gud. U can rite in lolspeak or regular Ingerlish. Eberyone here is bylingual. We’re juss happeh to hab u heer!
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An welcum frum mee, 2! {{{Klolzz}}}
an welkum frum mii, 2, klolzz! LOLspeek issa langwish wich has menny dialicks! Iss berry funn!
welcum klolzz!! akshully, i fink ur lolspeak is most ossim!!
and hoo noes? mebbe u start anudder dyalekt??
wuld that not be cül???
(teh two widdle dot fingies maik dat sownd like “oo”, yesh?)
Cheezburgr inz a
Can mytez beez gud idee~uh
ifz Kitteh habz fumbz
Still needz Hewmin 2
oapenz Can. Hewmiz canz mayk
joosee Cheezbugr
Cheezburgr inz a
Can duz nawt sound deelishshuss
oarz nootrishshuss… ‘Pleh!’
Jack.
Anom tew dat Jack!
it’s real!
http://www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de/trekking-mahlzeiten-online-shop/produkte/Zwischenmahlzeiten_507/Cheeseburger_in_der_Dose_4641.html
they also have powdered red wine…. mmmmm….
yuck……powdered red wine. oh gag meh!! (On teh oddder hand, it myte trabel well…….. hmmmmmmm)
Powdered red wine!! I gots to have sum!! Think of the fun at Thanksgiving when I turns a pitcher of water into wine! I know muh muver always thought I was the 2nd cuming but my very religious inlaws would drop their dentures!! The pranking potential is through the roof!
Juss bee shur nawt 2 doing it awn Pesach…u cud be rittn owta teh will!
I’ll pass on teh burger, but letz try teh red wine powder! Maybe it cums in sticks liek piksee sticks and turns ur tunge red?
Wash teh powder down wif a mancattan or a red bull to gib u wings.
ai wuz finking mayyyyyyweeeeo sweepea mite want to take sum on her trip. yew noes der are no liqwids onna flite. buutttt *wispers…..if yew had teh powdred winz yew cud mix wit teh water an no ones wud noes…… hmmmmmmmm*
teh only dainger wud be iffn seh gots kinna fwisky an stawted doin teh happi dans up and down teh isle ob teh plane….. flingin teh boa rite an left and singin an laffin…….. in odder werds doin awl teh stuffs dats in ower immaginimashuns! dat wud be a site to see. an it kinda souns fun tew!!
I wud luv 2 b seeing dat!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!elebenty!!!!!
Powered red wine man? How kewl! Pass me the bag dood while I get out my razor and my mirror. OK (this will be kewl) I made us a coupla lines of burgandy Doood can yew dig it? Do you wanna smoke it or snort it? Snort? OK Man just lemme roll up this $10 bill and off we go. Hey is this French dehydrated Wyn? Man we are gonna get French Fried Dood. Hah! I crack me up, man.
i wuz put orf dat plane to pariz thru no fawlt ob my own.
dey wooden beleeve me wen i twide to sho dem dat giraffe out da windo so i had to taek extweem meshures to sho dem it.
Meine Gute, it is reel! fangs 4 teh linkee, petra of the small “has”. now I unnderstand why dere’s boatz on teh can/tin/dose-ah, 2! I wunder if dey be makin’ sum powdered cheezburgerz to go wiff teh powdered whine.
Canburger suks
Butt, teh anticipation ov eggzactly hao sukkie it will be iz wunnerful.
Open, open, open…
not as gud as real cheezburger akshully.
maybe you should ask momcat to take you to burger king?
Ai mae haz can cheezburger, but ai canz not openz it…
Is not so great, akshully.
Real taste test:
http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a
teh site on teh intarwebs dat sels can cheezburger an teh powder wyne is odd. Dey also sell blooberi soup. Y wood aniwun want blooberi soup. Blooberi pie=want, blooberi yogert=want, blooberis=want… blooberi soup no so grate akshully
Sorri if ay speek wif a difernt dyalect den uddr lolspeaks, ay be suthurn an a rednek so ay haz axsent
O Hai, armedtigercatt, yur LOLCAT speek iys jes fineses; yoo sounds jes liek teh reyst ov uses hear.
Weez bees Merikans (norf, sowf, eayst, adn weyst);
Britishers; Oystralyans; Frawnsays; Jermens; etc.
Adn Guud Greef, sew menny othur Cheezfrends frum awl oaverteh Earf,
taht Ai ken nawt ebben meynshun tehm awl; tehy bees sew menny.
Main ting iys: we be awl frendses adn shaires teh luuv; us ar happee tu hav yuu!
C’mon, really, this is LOLCat FTW right here.
The source is my (lol)cat, Peanut…. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisduffer/2340095405/
Meny congratulashuns Chrisduffer!
Peanut is a byootiful kitteh!
Can you tell us moar bout ur kitteh and ware u tuk this picture?
Somfin not ryte abowt dis
hahahah I googled canned cheez burger and that’s how i found this site!
i iz neubee to czbgr croud. pLz be payshunt. Iz wil tyr hardr! u maiks me lolmaof!!!11111!!!
Doan wurry! Yuu bees duing jes fyne! Cheezfrends ar nawt fussee bowt LOLCAT speek.
Furst tyme Ai caime awn tihs weybsyte, Ai sez: “Ooooooohhh” adn “Ahhhhhhhhh!”
Ai wuz jes dazzzzled; finked Ai cud nebber ebber rite liek tihs.
Naow, jes luuk ayt mee tudae: suches wunnerfull grammerses adn ritin styuule!
Ai jes hasta marvul ayt iyt maiselff sumtymes!
acktually no u can’t has cheezburger. u no gots thumbs.
no cheezburgerz 4 uz. okthxbai
/applause!
Geniuz.