Comments on: Guess which one

By: phyre

phyre — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:05:50 +0000

…Youssarian, with some social problems…

By: Josiah

Josiah — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:06:00 +0000

um, i did a report on meerkats. theyre actually a member of the mongoose family. sry theyre not kittens :’(

By: MadRedQueen

MadRedQueen — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:53:44 +0000

It wil eat ur sol

By: Bella Swan

Bella Swan — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:35:19 +0000

umm..does it need caffine? cause i get though the day without it and i survive!

By: Dix

Dix — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:36:54 +0000

Meer iz pissd cuz she missed aout on teh gud seats.

(only sertin meers will get taht)

By: altosinger

altosinger — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:32:16 +0000

Sownds familiar!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:30:05 +0000

It soor iz—ai lerned lotz juss nao! Fanks, Felidzez!

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:50:38 +0000

I believe they are meerkats

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:00:46 +0000

How dis comment ended here I’ll never know.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:49:41 +0000

Wassa madder wif infer and imply? Bofe are gud werds, dey mean cumpletely differmint tings but they are gud werds. Like assume and presume hab differemint meanings but only a handful of us seem to know dat. Where’s muh medicine?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:29:29 +0000

HAW!!! Muh Mudder lubs to tellah story about how I gots in trubbah wid muh pediatrician whin I was about fore and he, who was pres of the local school board, tole me “O.K. I wanchew to Lay down onna table here” and I, snotty noze liitle wyzeazz kid immidiatly sed “Lie” kerecting him jest lyk muh Mom wooda kerwrected me. He apparently was not amuze. Mom were appalled.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:22:23 +0000

Sol holez hiz finner 1 inch from Rodney face and sez “Eyes Not Touching You’ and carries on in that manner until snappage occurs and runaways are rekwired.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:19:46 +0000

Fankyew berry mush allah yew felidzes, I was happy fer the edumacatshun and not atol offended by the pedantik look or toan ob der presentashuns.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:49:04 +0000

Thanks too

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:48:10 +0000

Thanks

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:02:36 +0000

Actewly theesh luk liek mongeesers..!

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:59:01 +0000

Odat ish n awsun rplie :larfs: !

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:57:27 +0000

wot abutt mi kitteh??

By: Jessicat

Jessicat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:55:58 +0000

Ai beleaf dei stohl mai fambli peektar den murjd eit wit yaws

By: felidz

felidz — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:41:58 +0000

SolnEsther:
(All 3 felidz donz akademikal robes n looks teh pedantik)

Noor: We lurns from teh teevee dat teh meercatz is no moar catz den prairie
doggez iz dogz. Dey iz in ferret or wheezle famly.

Pansy: Dey getzez up in morenings n iz verrrry hungree becuz dey sooo littel n ADHD dat dey loses teh bodee watez in sleep! Butt, dey mus sit aron n warm dey littel selfsez up in teh sohn befo dey kin eat teh brefestez.

Susanhoomin: (So pedantik hers dont nomoar speeks teh Kitteh! Hmm iz dis Speciesist?!) Meercat social structure is matriarcal, like bees and termites and molerats. These are probably one queen and her non breeding sisters and her children.
Pansy: De desert iz fyne n pretti plaice,
Butt few I tink doo dere imbrase.

Noor: Butt howcume dere sooo many meerkitteh babehs?

Pansy: Ony da queen n da king “imbrase”, none ob teh odders. Dey duz “it” in plane view ob teh odders sos dey getz teh messedge.

Susanhoomin: Howcume yoo littel kittehs knoes bout dis?
I puts parentle kontrolls on Animal Planit n Natur from noaw on.

Noor & Pansy: Butt Maaameee, itz educationalble!

By: 3heathens

3heathens — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:59:46 +0000

*gasp!*

How did yu git cawpee uv mai fambly pitchur??

(no, iz NAWT mee inna frunt!…. okay…. yesh, it mee *hangs hed* )

By: abbycat

abbycat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:27:51 +0000

well, maybe Ai rong. here ar menny pichures of meerkats

http://www.zoo.cam.ac.uk/meerkat/Photo%20Gallery.htm

Are they teh same?

By: abbycat

abbycat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:18:14 +0000

Im pretty shure these are NOT meerkats — ears all wrong for meerkats. But I have no idea what they ARE.

Ai notissed in the grammah diskushun, nobuddy menshunnd lie and lay.

By: Kari

Kari — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:03:45 +0000

Very funny caption + photo. What are those animals? A new discovery?

By: Ms.Evilcat

Ms.Evilcat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:17:16 +0000

Miss Evilcat ish not a moarning persin eithurr.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:30:17 +0000

Yay!!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:29:03 +0000

Yay for book geeks! Yay for word nerds! Yay for grammar nitpiks! “Infer” vs. “Imply” 2 common 2 bodder wif. Yay for English B.A. wich has kept me underemployed since gradyooating…

Oh, wait…

[Sideshow Bob voice]: By the wai, I’m awair uv the irony uv spelling an grammar nitpiks in lolspeak, sew no need 2 poynt that out.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:36:20 +0000

Hee hee hee!!!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:26:31 +0000

Ai fink bofe yu Granmas wud be aktyng jes lyke mai spell-chek yoosed to du, wen Ai furst poasted awn ICHC: wiggyng aowt adn havin fitts. Naow spell-chek duz nawt du ennyfing; iyts veree kwiet. (Ai purrsonallee fink daiyt gaved up wun dai adn runded awai).

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:13:36 +0000

Yup!!
Bofofem drinx tehir medisins frum BUKKITS!!!

Pee Ess…

Heers a lil twist 4 ya!!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:12:46 +0000

Here dancer, lemme gitchew annuder couple a ice cubes fer yer medicines. and then we can talk about iffen yo stand in line or on line and if they stone walls or stone fences out in the back forty.

By: scruffykat

scruffykat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:12:43 +0000

Ai don tink dem meercats, dem to fat and mean 2b meercats.
Dem meankats, da holein1 gang. Dey bite’n'run bandets, see the masks?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:11:29 +0000

Heh, heh….rlly wunnerfull buk

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:10:30 +0000

I knew that being commitment phobic wus not as bad as some wimmens told me . And Old timer disease simply means that as yer eyesite fails you see things more clearly and don’t always like wut yo sees.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:07:23 +0000

Is them porpoises related to the LOLrus?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:06:10 +0000

Dancer, ob course you is welcomes to summa muh medicines but I nevveh ads soda, only a liddle branch water. A twist ain’t bad though fer a change.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:29:02 +0000

Hee hee hee!!! MAWMMM!! Hee tuched mee!!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:25:00 +0000

O, SolnEsther, yoo maeks mee laffs coz wee goes awn liek dis alla teim! Bofe mah Granmas wuz de skoolteechers (an dey bee rollin in dere grabes to see DIS writin) an teh dotter teeches sebbenf-graed Ingerlish. WEze awlwais addin teh “ly” soze to makin teh adverbs frum teh adje—ajju–deskraiby wurds!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:19:48 +0000

* Sneeks up behind rodney*

*touches*

Runs away… tap shues makkin lotsa noizez…

By: altosinger

altosinger — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:17:01 +0000

Iz meerkats, ai fink. Butt doan kwoat mee awn dat.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:15:24 +0000

OMG!!! Tehy had meh cornvinsed taht I wuz teh CRAZEE, an
nobodee had ebber sed, plannin TO go… I wuz finkin I had the
“old timerz desize…”
Fanks… You haz saved meh!!
Naow I duzzint haz to commit mehself….Not todai NE wai!
*Pshew…*

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:07:27 +0000

Wudja lye sum soduh to mix wif yore medicashun??
How bowta twist wif dat?

Oh, deer, Iz feelin a liddle pourlie…
*back ov paw to forhead*
peeks a liddle…

Maybee I culd haz sum, too?

4 mediciminal porpoises onlie,ov coarse.

By: Shaungrl

Shaungrl — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:06:56 +0000

By: TUKKZ'Z MOMA

TUKKZ'Z MOMA — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:05:29 +0000

1 kitteh!1!

By: TUKKZ'Z MOMA

TUKKZ'Z MOMA — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:03:00 +0000

meerly = *hedesk*

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:02:47 +0000

Wuz this msj posted by Mr. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey? Bcaws it shure asks alotta kwestions.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:00:31 +0000

Ha ha! I getz it! Iz trik kwestion! None of them iz morning person Bcauz none of them iz a person! They R critters!

What do I win?

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:55:21 +0000

Or meybe the more sekuler:
“I doan care if it rains er freebirds
solong as I gotz teh plastic Cheezburg
Ridin on the dashbord uf muh car.
I kin go a hunnert miles an hour,
so longs I gots teh kitteh power,
Glued up there by muh pair of
fuzzy dice.”
Tank yew, tank yew berry mush.

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:51:01 +0000

Kafleen, we gotta qwire? Kewl! Let’s sing a rowsin rendition of “Oh Wut A Fren Yo Has In Cheezburgs”

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:16:43 +0000

I’d better pour annuder dose of my medicine. I woke cranky as a meercat and I’se not getting an better. I gotta tink some happy thots… Kittehs … kittehs… kittehs…. Yuppies…. yuppies… yuppies. Well dat dint werk.