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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oooh… this is what I’m like before coffee…
Is dem meercats? Duz a meer cat qualify as a kitteh? Are dey feline? (Yes we feiline fine thx U?) How does we decaffinate Mr. Sweetness and Light? Who are the rest of them? How many of dem are dere? I cannot tell if dats 10 or 11. Are dey spouses or offsprings or extended fambly? If theys his harem den I can unnerstan why he so cranky. Same if theys extended fambly (specially iffen it extends to inlaws). How many more kwstyuns do I hast ax before this becomes annoying?
taht seems abowt rite, kthx
soon as i has kawfee, i gets rite back to you awn that last kwesjun.
*stumbles away*
About 5 less than you did
Why doesn’t ne one say fewer anymore? Less is less right in dis context den fewer. 5 fewer would be less wrong than 5 less. And nobody knows teh differmints between anxious and eager anymore, everybody seems to be anxiety ridden when they should eager about stuff. Even LOLSpeak can have gud hrammer. Don’t get me started on Bring and Take, the onliest tings people take anymore are breaks, leaks, dumps, and ‘it easy’.
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Sorry I shoulda saved that fer a rant site. Back to Kittehs!
O Hai, SolnEster! Ai hopez taht u r habing a graat dai.
Umm. Tell meh, hab u taaken yur medikashunz todai?
SolnEsther, i tink u mite bee preechin too teh qwire….
*eets, shoots, and leebs.*
Heh, heh….rlly wunnerfull buk
Kafleen, we gotta qwire? Kewl! Let’s sing a rowsin rendition of “Oh Wut A Fren Yo Has In Cheezburgs”
Or meybe the more sekuler:
“I doan care if it rains er freebirds
solong as I gotz teh plastic Cheezburg
Ridin on the dashbord uf muh car.
I kin go a hunnert miles an hour,
so longs I gots teh kitteh power,
Glued up there by muh pair of
fuzzy dice.”
Tank yew, tank yew berry mush.
O, SolnEsther, yoo maeks mee laffs coz wee goes awn liek dis alla teim! Bofe mah Granmas wuz de skoolteechers (an dey bee rollin in dere grabes to see DIS writin) an teh dotter teeches sebbenf-graed Ingerlish. WEze awlwais addin teh “ly” soze to makin teh adverbs frum teh adje—ajju–deskraiby wurds!
Ai fink bofe yu Granmas wud be aktyng jes lyke mai spell-chek yoosed to du, wen Ai furst poasted awn ICHC: wiggyng aowt adn havin fitts.
Naow spell-chek duz nawt du ennyfing; iyts veree kwiet.
(Ai purrsonallee fink daiyt gaved up wun dai adn runded awai).
Hee hee hee!!!
Ise pouring a glassfull of medications rite now.
Wudja lye sum soduh to mix wif yore medicashun??
How bowta twist wif dat?
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Oh, deer, Iz feelin a liddle pourlie…
*back ov paw to forhead*
peeks a liddle…
Maybee I culd haz sum, too?
4 mediciminal porpoises onlie,ov coarse.
Dancer, ob course you is welcomes to summa muh medicines but I nevveh ads soda, only a liddle branch water. A twist ain’t bad though fer a change.
Is them porpoises related to the LOLrus?
Yup!!
Bofofem drinx tehir medisins frum BUKKITS!!!
Pee Ess…
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Heers a lil twist 4 ya!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5PqydMA1kA
Why does nobody live in a house any more? Now it’s a “home”. I saw a “bird home” in a store the other day.
Nobody has a problem, but an “issue”.
No longer planning to go, but “planning on going”.
Uh-oh - you got me started….
Sumbuddy kerwreketed me the udder day at the Drs. office . Dey wanted to know my age, I sed Ise 52 years old and dey sed “no, yer 52 years of age.” I sed maybe but I knows fer certain that I am 52 YEARS OLD!! Azoles. Dese are prolly the folks whose childers are too frain to walk the 300 yards to the bus stop so Mom drives der pitifull lil butts up there and then waits wid dem in the SUV wid the engine running. Idling an SUV is like spittin onna sidewalk, just rood.
I’d better pour annuder dose of my medicine. I woke cranky as a meercat and I’se not getting an better. I gotta tink some happy thots… Kittehs … kittehs… kittehs…. Yuppies…. yuppies… yuppies. Well dat dint werk.
OMG!!! Tehy had meh cornvinsed taht I wuz teh CRAZEE, an
nobodee had ebber sed, plannin TO go… I wuz finkin I had the
“old timerz desize…”
Fanks… You haz saved meh!!
Naow I duzzint haz to commit mehself….Not todai NE wai!
*Pshew…*
I knew that being commitment phobic wus not as bad as some wimmens told me . And Old timer disease simply means that as yer eyesite fails you see things more clearly and don’t always like wut yo sees.
Here dancer, lemme gitchew annuder couple a ice cubes fer yer medicines. and then we can talk about iffen yo stand in line or on line and if they stone walls or stone fences out in the back forty.
Yay for book geeks! Yay for word nerds! Yay for grammar nitpiks! “Infer” vs. “Imply” 2 common 2 bodder wif. Yay for English B.A. wich has kept me underemployed since gradyooating…
Oh, wait…
[Sideshow Bob voice]: By the wai, I’m awair uv the irony uv spelling an grammar nitpiks in lolspeak, sew no need 2 poynt that out.
Wassa madder wif infer and imply? Bofe are gud werds, dey mean cumpletely differmint tings but they are gud werds. Like assume and presume hab differemint meanings but only a handful of us seem to know dat. Where’s muh medicine?
Questions like Oprah after her third cuppa kawfee!
Inquiring minds *do* want to kno.
iz um 11 and a haff i fink coz u can see floof of one meer on edge of screen
Wuz this msj posted by Mr. Richard Feder of Fort Lee, New Jersey? Bcaws it shure asks alotta kwestions.
Ai don tink dem meercats, dem to fat and mean 2b meercats.
Dem meankats, da holein1 gang. Dey bite’n'run bandets, see the masks?
SolnEsther:
(All 3 felidz donz akademikal robes n looks teh pedantik)
Noor: We lurns from teh teevee dat teh meercatz is no moar catz den prairie
doggez iz dogz. Dey iz in ferret or wheezle famly.
Pansy: Dey getzez up in morenings n iz verrrry hungree becuz dey sooo littel n ADHD dat dey loses teh bodee watez in sleep! Butt, dey mus sit aron n warm dey littel selfsez up in teh sohn befo dey kin eat teh brefestez.
Susanhoomin: (So pedantik hers dont nomoar speeks teh Kitteh! Hmm iz dis Speciesist?!) Meercat social structure is matriarcal, like bees and termites and molerats. These are probably one queen and her non breeding sisters and her children.
Pansy: De desert iz fyne n pretti plaice,
Butt few I tink doo dere imbrase.
Noor: Butt howcume dere sooo many meerkitteh babehs?
Pansy: Ony da queen n da king “imbrase”, none ob teh odders. Dey duz “it” in plane view ob teh odders sos dey getz teh messedge.
Susanhoomin: Howcume yoo littel kittehs knoes bout dis?
I puts parentle kontrolls on Animal Planit n Natur from noaw on.
Noor & Pansy: Butt Maaameee, itz educationalble!
Fankyew berry mush allah yew felidzes, I was happy fer the edumacatshun and not atol offended by the pedantik look or toan ob der presentashuns.
It soor iz—ai lerned lotz juss nao! Fanks, Felidzez!
congwaduasions on nawt secondz Jennifer!!!!So thiz means yu wwantz coffee wif your cheezburger??!! Or joo likes iz cweam n kookies?
Oooh… ice cream, cookies, and coffee sound mah-velous, thank ye kindaly!
oooh me so gwlad joo chosies all that! Wich ice cweam wud joo purrfur?
Chawklit, ov cors, wif seerup, an sprinklez, an whippd cream…
(finally, enough coffee for lolspeak!)
jooz dun want a cherrie on top of awl thatz?
welp, me gib to joo n e wayz.
comngetit!!!1!
iz will shareis wif u, n then iz go beddie bai.
sweet dweams!
cheerz fur ai screem!!! ai is gibbing mai daddy a ride home from teh areport tonight (itll take prolly 1.5 ours) and ai has asked to has compun.. cumpin… pay in gasolines and ai screems!!!
Is a littul krabby becuz he fergot his lines and gotted terned down for part on Meerkat Manor.
Guess wich one nos belongz! sum hooman sayz he cants no play wif odders!
As a nite purrson, tihs luik laik me affter noon! Aii am phull of de energee at midnite or affter! Whee! Then all u morning tipes gives me teh greef about sleepin in teh day! Ai just has kitteh jenes!
hay mom i neds tu pee nao
Dis mi son wen I tells him all ova kitteh room tideh, why not ur’s?
Ova kitteh wachin, nowin showt at momma iz baaaaaaaaad mov.
A cautionary tale to us all… not to look in the meer too early in the morning…
THAT was VERY good.
Do not look in the Meer. Ha, Ha.
Thanks
rd, yu iz awl wheyz maykin me mayk funnee noyzez wen Ai reedz yur posts. Tihs wun mayd me blo bubbelzez in mai cawfee. Teh kittehs rayzed tehr eybrowzez at me!
Thanks too
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
stop touching me… stop touching me… stop touching me…
* Sneeks up behind rodney*
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*touches*
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Runs away… tap shues makkin lotsa noizez…
Hee hee hee!!! MAWMMM!! Hee tuched mee!!
Sol holez hiz finner 1 inch from Rodney face and sez “Eyes Not Touching You’ and carries on in that manner until snappage occurs and runaways are rekwired.
Fambly Paytreeark Hed Meerkat sez:
“Doan cum enny cloaser, do nawt evun luuk at usses , adn noe moar pikchures!
Awlso yuu bees lukkee, becuz dis iz wun ov mai Gud Dayes!
Go way, Cheezpeeps, adn doan evun tink bout cummin bak”.
nice camo on da meerkittehs
hahaha what the heck are these cute things???
Half cat half monkey???
Iz meerkats, ai fink. Butt doan kwoat mee awn dat.
Im pretty shure these are NOT meerkats — ears all wrong for meerkats. But I have no idea what they ARE.
Ai notissed in the grammah diskushun, nobuddy menshunnd lie and lay.
well, maybe Ai rong. here ar menny pichures of meerkats
http://www.zoo.cam.ac.uk/meerkat/Photo%20Gallery.htm
Are they teh same?