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And I also opened the fence gate and locked them out of the yard.
adn pwoud ob it!!
congoggielashuns,human 0′ cookie!
haz yu a rekwest fur sillybrayshunz?
“Whooo let da dogs out?!?” (I also likes “Bow-wow-wow-yipeeo yippeeiyay bow-wow yippee0-yippee-yay.”) For da drink, how’s about sharing a glass of milK wid da brave and bold kitteh who proudly proklaims hiz akkomplishments?
who let da dawgz out? “who caerz?!” sez dis kitteh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nipMwaX2E5g
i can has choklit malt in my milk? kthx
wuz teh goggie atomic? ai finks mebbe he wuz.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A&feature=related
I finks teh kitteh alreddy bean habbin’ sum melk—shees gotz her hole noes and hurr paddy pause cobbered in wite!
Sweepea, of da House O’ Spock! Our paths not be krossing lately; I be missing you. And iz it just me the past 30 minutes on ICHC, or iz it acting really sluggish for everyone? Need sum of dose famous mirakal-working Star Fleet engineers to go strighten out da ICHC muthership.
we been in parallel yet oposite unibersez latelee, mebbee? prolly haz sumfin to dew wif LCB adn wen she “borrowfied” teh time masheen frum d’Beaker labs. Nawt teh goggies, teh place ware day dew the sine tifical spearmints adn dwink teh spensive skawtch.
we useded to drink teh spensive skochwiskey, wunce upon a tyme
I dint meening 2 b braking teh skawtch wiskeez.
I wuz trying 2 b finding teh lite switch.
Doan b blaming MaryO.
Her wuz just teh innersent baistandinger.
But like deh kitteh sae: it wuz mee.
pssst. cweenmj…. ober here. its OK, akshually, bcoz we gots more skochwiskey. but we’ll keep blaming MaryO if we has a chance to gib her a hard tyme. gotta take tohse oppurtewnities. just donut tell her, k?
I seez nuffing. I heerz nuffing. I noez nuffing.
*nodding head to music nobody else hears*
♫
* weird wveree synth muzic*
“Blinding me with science – science!”
“Science!”
I can hear machinery
“Blinding me with science – science!”
“Science!”
wait, hunh? did sumbody say sumfin to me?
nah. nebbermind…
science, science sci…
ah, the anfem of d’Beaker Laboratories. who cud forget the stirring remdishun ob teh song, following teh Transylvanyan anfem, wen Igor received both the nawt-secund and secund place awardz in teh skyjump competishun?
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(an if yew bobbles teh hed to muzic nobuddy else hears, itz onlee a short step to talking wif peeples nobuddy else can see, and frum there to a job a d’Laboratories!!
I wuz not noeing deh sweepea wuz a
bobblehed. Wear can I b ordering one?
I wud lub 2 b habbing deh sweepea bobble hed!!
Perfesser d’ Beaker, Sire, Ai can haz purmishon tu speek, Yur Honner, plz?
(Ai haz nebber taulked to Prfssr. befoar)
Wel, wye duz teh Hew Hess Aye hav tu bees enturyng teh upcumming Limpiks iyn teh skyjump kumpeytishun ennyways, synce Igor haz winned awl teh plaises awlreddy?
Sorree fur tihs rash owtburste, Yur Wunnerfulness, butt Ai jes had tu speek (hopefullee, nawt owt ov turne)
hmmmmph
*clears throte*
fanks yew berry much for yer kwesjun. ai thinks (an sumwun will no dobut correct me if ai be wrong) that the skyjumping competishun is only at the winter limpics. so will nawt be held in china (although Igor did got very excited when teh last cast came off and he started thinjking about launching frum Mount Everest).
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*wispered aside*
CKK — yew donut needs to wurry about addressing me. only needs teh most basic level ob grovelling and respect. say, like i receibes frum Mary O’s or LCB, awn a reglewar basis. that shud about do it.
O gud! more ’spensive Skotty’s whiskerz to drink:
pleez 2
Fill-up de beekers wif it, an pass dem around!
skweeek skweek
pop
clink
glub glub glub glub
siiiip
aaaah
Well, d’Beaker has been filld up, but I b
thinking he passed out, insted uv passing
around.
next tyme wii must b rashuning teh
skawtch. (I still b thinking it b poysun.)
*Pats Pd’Bz face wif foofy paw.
*No reakshun.
*patz agen.
Yup, he’z out.
**cuvverz Pd’B wif fuzzy blankee and
** leevingz a possim shaped chokklit
** 2 b taking awy teh taist uv teh
**skawtch wen he waikings up.
ooh — wuz spozed to be passed rownd to all interested peeps
*smiles in sleep*
chokklit and skochwiskey is wun ob teh bestest combynashuns!!1!
hmmmm. wot haz we here?
*piks up possum*
luks like he mite need dat layter;putz it bak.
giglz to self-
*ties shoes laces togedder*
see, CheshireKittehKat… that’s teh lebel of respect ai am talkin about.
**watches sweepea frum around corner.
**Sez to sef: it’z true. her hed duz bobble.
**wunder y sweepea tiez her shulacez
**togezzer?
**sweepea tripz and fallingz down.
whuh! hey, wut hapned here…
*snerk*
**cumz out frum around corner.
Oh, sweepea, let me helping u.
**unties shuz. reties laces properlee.
Der, u go. u must 2 beeing moar carefull.
U almost woke up Pd’B wif all dat crashing
around.
Ai dint node Sweetpea wuz saim az MaryO but did spekt we hab sum meny
trekkees rown heer. yay. ar eeerz pointee? llap. Can split pawz but nawt
branemeld. Ai wuz jus abowt tu go ofub heer. aizes iz mostly
fried , Ai bin habbing scuh a wunnerful tiem.
liv long n pros purrrrr!
I wants to go back to the handsum soldier and hiz handsome orange kitteh.
I also loved the pikshur of da squirrels kissin’ a couple nights ago. Where dese be on Valentine’s Day? No, we gets a pikshur of a baboon’s behind!!!!!
ya no, gmta on dat sujekt. i wuz wundring teh saem fing.
o hai an concatulashuns on teh nawt sekkund! I jus stared an stared at teh soldyer an den i went *S I G H * He has such a luk on his faec(i hab ceen hell an nao i hold did beeooteeful kitteh in mah hanz)…an den he awlsew bery gud lukin 2!
dis wuz sposed 2 goez under teh udder wun bowt solyur! sheesh werd pretzel!
omgwtfbbq iz teh werd pretzel doin 2nite! it movin meh awl round! lolz
Werd Pretzull bees plaiyng chess tudae, Ai fink. (Mebbee heez bored cuz itz a Sundae adn hims be trieyng tu amuuse hisself at owr xpense)
i ar in teh agreemenns wif u, CH.
babboon but, def not romanik.
hm. kinda sowndz liek hao my v dai wuz.
mebbe wuz gud ideea for to put babboon behiney up on v dai…
N ated der gushi fud – butt waz teh pleh!
but did you shot the sheriff?
( oddly desaturated kitty
misses kodachrome )
♫ Mama don taek mak Kodachrome awai ♫
Oops ai meen “mah”!
kitty looks like he’s saying
“greetings, from the box of slides in your attic”
“libb long an paws-purr.”
yup, but ai did nott shotz teh depootie
And called the powud! What are u gonna do bout it?
And I would do it again in a second!
Conga ratz shumalashuns, pollyb! U tyde 4 nawt-sekond! At leest u hab teh same tyme as Cookie’s Human, hu iz pretee hard 2 beet 2 teh draw on teh ICHC!
Seh n sweepea (hu, az u maa kno, iz awlso Mary O’Spocken) habent gotted arownd 2 asking abowt prefurd song and dans 2 selebraat.
Doo u hab enee ideyuz? Mabee teh Hokie-Pokie, sins tihs kyoot Tuxxi kitteh haz himz lef paw in…
Den tehre izza impawtunt matter ob teh drink ob choys. Wee habz a wyde selekshun.
sowy, pollyb, i dint mean to leab yu out! joyne us ^ for sum chonklit malt milk?
… and that’s the twuth, the hole twuth, and nuttin but teh twuth!!!
so help me dog
Adn I not letting them bak in!!1!! Ever!!!
Dey can b staying out!!!
Gud riddences 2 bad rubbishez I sez.
and ai iz prowd ov it!
wow – dis kitteh’s lips, paw pads n noze are the palest peenk ai eber seen.
mai sister’s tuxie iz bery peenk. both r bery bery cute.
Dis luks leik teh floatie cat inz teh last pikture!
He be gettin aroundz!
Ah, kitteh, dew sawlemlee sware, to uphawld deh awffis of…..
McCain hates it when lolcats letz the dogs out.
Pls 2 b taking teh polytikz elsewear.
Kthnkzbai.
Wut she sed!
I sekonds, thirds, and fourths the motion. Leeve da politikz off ICHC, pleeze!
’speshully wiff “hate” in it.
Polytiks: frum deh Greek
Poly = menny adn Tikz = parasitez
‘nuf sed.
What a funny photo!
Luke, -I- let teh dawgs out!
Luke – I – wuz going to say that -I – am yur father, but da damn dogs be BARKING SO LOUD I CAN’T HEAR MYSELF THINK!!!!! WILL SOMEBODY LET THOSE BLASTED MOUTHY DOGS BACK IN THE DEATHSTAR?!?!?!?!??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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So there.
we’ze out we’ze out we’ze out !!!11!!!
ohboyohboyohboy ……
wag wag wag
we’ze out, we’ze…
uh,
skyooze,
cen we cums back in naow?
fud is inside.
we is outside.
hello?
hello kittehs?
n-e-buddy there?
You obviously know your dogs.
Here is a typical dog owner’s daily agenda:
1. Let the dogs out.
2. Let the dogs in.
3. Let the dogs out.
4. Let the dogs in.
5. Let the dogs out.
6. Let the dogs in.
7. Let the dogs out.
8. Let the dogs in.
Et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum…
Soundz much like deh kitteh slavez day.
eye been finkin’ whut yoo bean finkin!
kitteh awlways sez, “meee-ow-tt!” den itz, “meee-innn!”
(akshually I naught let dat kat owt, ‘cept heez knotty and tries to slip by mee when teh googie goes out!)
Awlso wen yu leyts teh goggie bak iyn, wype hims foots, wen iz muddee owtsyde;
leyt hims in, wype muddee foots
leyt hims owt agen
leyt hims in, wype muddee foots
leyt hims owt agen
leyt hims in, wype muddee foots,
leyt hims owt agen
wype, wype, wype, wype, ………AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
wyhp
wyhp-rong, rong- shud be eraised-furgeddabowtiyt
Nawt offin we getz to cee deh kittehs armpit!
noes, dey keepz der armpitz berri prybat! Jes lettuss see der krotch unless berri speshul dai!
rrrrrrr
u is funnuny
Kitteh letz t3h Dawgz owtz.
Den letz Shroadingurr’z Kitteh
owtz ubz himz cloazzd Bawks
Kitteh rayzez himz
Paw 4 Cheezburgr andz grayt
beeg wawrm Nom Nom Bawks!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
nawtz partikkulurr. Habz dunz
stuff andz wantz reeward!
Jack.
WEEE-hooo! Abut tiem sumboddy let dat pur kitteh owt uv dat clozed bawks. I awlways Did Not Like dat thawt eksperrymint. Cudnt Shroadingurr haf pikked a nawsty bakteeryum oar sumfing?
Kitteh letted teh doggehs owt, now kitteh can go an chaysz thems bakc heer.
kitteh sez “dese are not teh goggies u are lookin for”–Jedi mind trick wave…
Minerva McGonagall – The Hogwarts Student Years:
“Professor! Professor! I know the answer! Call on me!”
“Miss McGonagall, how many times have I told you NOT to take your Animagus form in class? 10 points from Gryffindor, and don’t let it happen again, or it’ll be 50!”
Kitteh luuks liek her be taikin teh fifth:
(Haow fars owt dyd teh goggies ackshully goe, becuz her be luukyng rlly sirius bout tihs)
Kitteh luuks liek her be taikin teh fyfth bout dis;
Haow fawr owt did teh goggies rlly goe
Dubble Poast!!!!!!!!!!RATS!!!!!!!!!!!BUMMER!!!!!!!!!!PLEH!!!!!!!!!
zat kitteh lewks lyke mah kitteh…cept ma kitteh has a moostash…sheez a leetle jendr confoozed, butt sheez funneh =D