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Ai nawt furrgitz wut U said
Noo, ai no needz swimmin lessons
Ai wuntz skeeN lessons
nore do I ize be on swim team! IZ RIVER KITTEH!!!!
Wurreh wurreh wurreh!!!
Ai r a big kitteh nao.
Fur CC sayke Mom!
If’n I heerz u tayk teh kittehlord’z naym in vayn wun moar tiem, u is nawt goin awn dis bohtin trip at awlz!!
Yess’m.
don’t make me pull over
Noe’m.
we wont ‘m
LMAO!!!! LOVE THIS ONE THE BEST!!!
congalaceshuze, tidmun & gnzc awn tye. Stil nedes sawng, dancingz & bebrijz aftur awl dat piknikz? Hoap yu nawt gitz sik.
groooannn, ai kin hardlee muv
dont fink ai hab 2 eet furr annudder 3 daiz
dat watermellin waz gud *hic*, but nao ai has a heddake DIS BIG
Whut she sed.owwwwwwwww…
We haz many leftobbers so we do it agin to make dem go away
Fankyew gmwgs.
Tah, wut shee sed frum mee 2
MOM! Dis is rilly gon ruin muh cred wiff teh udder pirate kittehs . . . .ARRRRHHHH!
Member to wate elebenty minutes affer eating gushi fud before goings swimmings.
Ai dussnt hab kootiez tho.
And, no splashing ur sister!
Do u heer meh?
Doan maek me cum ober there.
Iffs I hab to cum ober there, ur cuming out!
R u eben listening to meh?
Yeeesss Moooom!
Doan ignore me teh next tiem I’m talking to u.
Duz u fink I’m talking fur mah healff?
Yeeeesss Mooom!
Ai meen Noe Mooom
Doan get smrt wif meh.
Iz those noo cats ur hanging owt wif nao, isn’t it?
U was a gud kitteh until u started hanging owt wif teh rong crowd.
BUt Moooooom!!!
MOm Mom Mom??
*stomp* *slam* *Kik*
.
Pokez tung owtan goes” Pppphhhhhhrrrrrrtttttttttt”…
Runz awai fast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!
*wispuurrz* OH OH U iz in trubble naow
*at Romeow*
Doan get smrt wif yu?? oh, sew naow yu wunt mee tu bee teh stoopy??
*runs awai fast ———–>>>>
Alsew:
Ai donut want to heer a lotta baktalk at teh tabel. Now shut yer mouth and eat!
[???]
Anser me wen ai tawks tew u. Donchoo tawk bak too mee!
Yah, dos bad kittehs wut kliming fenz.
Ohh u r teww funniez! Much neede laff! Thanx!
Menny memberies ob teenkitteh-hood—frum bofe sides ob teh fense.
Ai glad yoo haz gud laff.
I’ve talked to you and talked to you and talked to you until I’m blue in the face, and I’m done talking to you!
Good, does that mean you’re done spittin’ on me, too?
Shut up, I’m not done talking to you!
Mom, can ur juss gib me sum soapee and we’ll call dis mah baff?
i r guy… wh0 g0n3 t33ch y0u l3550n
kitteh kat, ur link izn’t working.
Iz nawt cold once u get used to it.
But, there r weeds rite heer!
Shore yew diddnt ‘weed’?
Yah, ai fink him did weed in heer…da waterz are warm heer (OH noez)
Ewww!1!!!!
R u sure dis is teh best way to get fishees fur dinner?
I doan see enny tuna in heer.
OMG! I fink I seed a turtlol head pop up over there!
OH NOOO…ITZ A SNAAAKKK!!1!
A snak?? where???
I’ze hungree. I cud uze a snak rite noaw.
Iz it choklit pudding?
Oar cookeez??
Oar cheetoz??
get in the boat!!!!
OK, iffs I jump in furst, den ur cuming in rite affer meh? Rite?
yup. fer shur. wuld I liez tu yoo?
HehHeh!
.
okee – orf tu teh danzink nao. it’ll bee inneresting hao we du teh English Country Danczinks durin Erf Orr! Shuld be funs!
Mynd yew doan bork sumfink fawlin ober awl teh feetzes inna dark.
Iz brite yelo tu, sew kitteh in watur is eezeeyur tu c.
No running
No bomming
No petting
No chooin gum
No handstans
No cawlin teh lyfgard naems
Bedder go hoam nao mah fun am spoyled.Sheesh!!!
*mebbee dis isnawt so muches funz az ai tawt it wud B*
I dunno. taht lyfgard lukz kinda kyoot. Mebbee wii culd go flirt wif himzz?
mmm…mebby Ur rite!!!1!
U fink wee kin git himz 2 rubz loshun on our tummies?
*PuuuuuRRRrrrrr*
mmmmm, ppuuuuurrrrrrr!
lyfgard snorgles! Yummmmm!
Mai, wut a gud idee yoo haz, GNZ!
Fankx…ai’m old, butt ai’m nawt ded
Yaw az owld as teh purrsun yew am feelin
Ai r 0nlee 4-dats how owld mai kittehz am.
I offen act like I yam 4. Duz that kownt?
Well, that depends on the lifeguards age, then, doesn’t it?
AAwww, dons b so Freudian. Weer az Jung az wez felin(e)!
Hey, if teh lyfgard iz az kyoot as dat souljer, I’ll b a happeh kitteh!
Yu alwaiz foloze roolz? nawt funz. we awl goze plai sumfing els warez.
Iz it OK to pee in teh lake?
I doan wanna taek dis off and go in and use teh cat boks.
How cum?
But, ware duz teh fishees go pee?
Mama-u did bring my sandybox, right?
Kitteh if yo hasta use teh sandbox, yo jest swims to teh beach, itz werlds biggest sandbox.
Wen ai wuz liddl mama hab fren toled me nize gurlz nawt sez go “pee” Nawt telz me wut can sai. hab to holed it til I lurn sai urn8. Hur hab ownly boiz. Wundur if dey hab holed it tu. boiz get speshul kwipmint can sneke of an du wut nedez
*wen ai wuz in nursin skool, da nuns woodnawt let us use wurd liek “pee”
or “in her period”…we had to use wurds liek “micturate” N “catamania present”*
nao U no nu wurdz fur it 2
OOppsee…TMI, ai gess
Ai doan membur peepz goze “micturate” but de froggeez we cutted up er
miesez. dint noze catamainya needur. Dat sownz leik kittehz alwais aktz,.
manik catz . We hab dem. We semez tu hab seberul frenz wif siunterrifik edu
kashun. We noze teh gros stufz an nawt let it bovvur us.
“catamania”? isn’t that what we cheezpeeps has?
Riet alawng wif “catatonia” an “cat-tharsis”. Wez awl maniacawlz heer, heehee!
Alsew, most byooteeful cat butt wins catastrophe.
[ducks, runs away]
*snerk*
I iz a cat-holic, myself.
OK Mom, I promise nawt to swim ware u kant see meh.
*snicker*
CANNONBALL!!!
*derz alwaaz wun in da crowd*
Ai fink dat juss skeered da snaak n da sharks awaay
Hoap so. ober heer huzbin watch dixkubur chanel . got shrakz todai. Stoopee
peepz goze swim ware dey ar bitingz of Calif. coast. norf ub Sna Sisco.
Wich iz wer I live. Had a lolyer got bit owt heer las summer; teh shrak let him go owt uv perfeshinull kurtizy. (Whole town ROFL.)
But NO goggiepaddlz. Ore weez goan home rite now.
Nooo! mommah I iz drownin!
McCain hates floaties.
sumbunny try maik me mad? nawt heer fur de nasteez poltikz pleh! (shoz pointy enz an teef, hisss!
I have no idea what you said, but I’m guessing McCain hates it.
Plz 2 b taking deh polytikz elsewearz.
kthzbai.
Wut she sed.
Anom. Pleh. Hrblz.
MOM? doo ai HAZ tew swim akrozz teh laek? wai kant yu just driev?
WHY u do dis to mee?
why u totlly surrounds me wiht WATER??!?!?11
Mommeh Kittehz wills
awllwayz wurreez. It’z wut day
duz ekkstreemlee wellz
Tukksee Kitteh duz
nawt wantz himz fur 2 get wet.
Haytz dry cleeneeng billz!
Tukksee Kitteh iz
awllso Vykeeng Kitteh. No
tawllkz pawllittikkz heer!
Jack.
AaaNOM!!!
And awsum potery, az awlwais, Mr. Jack.
Wutt an adorabull face…
*squeeeeezull!*
I be on de colij swim teem, Mawm!
iz dix same tukksee kitteh that let the goggies out?
mai mum alwaiz saids “don’t scream pleh when you’re swimming because no body knows if you are serious or just playing.”
Ai didun liek swimmin in weedz eethur. but tukksee kitteh mite liek teh fishies nibblez! and he will nibble back! Sunnies all around!!
dis por cat
Iz troo he nawt luk bery happee 2 B goin on kanoo trip.
Kitteh iz hed ov roweing teem; tehy bees praktissyng to rayce gainst Harvurd nex weak.
Hers ar shouttyng owt oarders:
“Guise, row fastur, fastur, fastur!!! …..
O Noes! Wautch owt fur taht tuggboatt!”
………BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
………….CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Jorj uv teh Jungel iz on rowing teem?
Mebbee, adn Ai fink Taurzan be sytting inna bak az wel.
iz LOLable also cos:
YESH means “has” in hebrew…
Hello.. This is just a test to see if ordinary english is translated into broken english automatically on this page.
thank you
that’s not funny. the cat looks scared.
yah yer m0mma will eatz u if u no haz no floaties x3
iz coz she luvz youh.