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Ai alwaiz leikz a man in uniform
Out of uniform has itz merits, 2, u knoes…
in oar owt, him still luks awwsum
Nawty GNZ!
I be in love again – I loves da handsum man in uniform, and I loves da orange kitteh ( so does da soldier!)! Dis be a little slice of heaven! Best wishes always, soldier!
And congrats, GNZ! Since you seens da soldier first, I gives him to you (besides, be difficult to ’splain to my huzband why dere be a soldier lurking in my kloset).
Dis nawt be soldier. Dis be Marine. Nawt same. ask wun sumtime.
I duzzn’t kare which branch of service he be in, whether he be soldier, Marine, sailor or airman – I still luvs him and his kitteh.
(By the way, my Once a Marine, ALways a Marine unkle tells me in the Marines, they explains to the rekruits how many of da diffrent services one Marine shuld be able to whip in a fair fite: sumthin like 2 soldiers, or 4 sailors, or 6 airmen. He said hiz personal experiment into this theory did not have the desyred results.)
1 Marine beats 6 Airmans?! Oh noes!! 1 Marine beats me an all my frends den!! Lukky ecsperimant did not wurk.
1 Marine beats anyfing…
1 Airman… ish okay… naht four me tho.
Nuthin liek pruvin teh null hypoffesiss!
Dat’s awl gud, but 1 Seabee whip Marine, cus hes old, and fights durty.
da bestest marine iz a submarine..
GO Naveez!
jus kyuryous, wutz teh star on teh lapelz signify? i aer ignorant.
It’s the insignia of his rank. The silver starburst (not sure what any of them are officially called) is a Lt. Colonel. Gold would be a Major (one rank below) and the silver eagle would be a Colonel (one rank above). Further above that would be the starred Generals.
iz not a starburzt iz a oke leef!
is tru. nawt lluk lik any oke leef i eber seen , but dat whut dey
kalls it. i has wun on my kollar 2.
i had wun.
It’s been decades since I heard this, but my understanding is that it’s correctly, or at least originally, called an “oak leaf cluster.” Hence the lack of resemblance to any single oak leaf we know.
Dat so twoo!!! Both my boy cats were Marines (many yeers ago)…so pwod of dems. Dat boot camp kicks butt! ALL Marines are awesome!!!
Dat kitteh’x hoomin iz Marine. Rite aftur boot kamp, USMC Privit bettar traynd thn armee rayngr. OORAH. Thx Mr. Marine – you is luved!
Ai neads 2 sai OORAH wif de udr Julie. Ai gawts 2 boayz. Awldest wuz in Marines 5 yeers; udr boay goaz 4 Armee baysick trayneeng sewn. Armee boay iz mine’s baybee – wants 2 b cohmbat meddik. Ai iz a berry skeerd momcat.
How does you wimmens knows he awsum? I ain’t disagreeing, he prolly is but awl you haffta go on is one ear, most of nose, mouf, and chin. Wut if he got big googley eyez or one big googley en one droopy eye and udder ear was bit off inna barroom brawl? Wut if he gotz a squeaky voice and farts alot? I spects yawl are CATegoricly inclineded in fabber of anyone wiff a kitteh.
Cannot b disagreeing. enny1 wif kitteh iz gud.
.
But . . . .
u can tell bai deh wae he b holding deh kitteh adn bai deh wae deh kitteh b enjoying teh holding, (see deh haf closeded eyezez — I ken almos b heering teh kitteh purr, him bez soo happee) taht dis hoomin b ossim. it not matter if he be habbing teh googley eyezez or bit off ear adn skweekee voice adn fartz a lot, (don’t awl menz?) him b awsum 4 wut b in his hart. Adn teh kitteh b telling us taht him b habbing teh hart full uv deh luv.
haz to ugree wif cweenmj. yoo can seez lub. and lubz da kitteh, an dat
meenz he hansum. eben wif google eeyz an fartz.
erm, so dat y he becom mareen? bcuz he a luvver not a fiter? he haz soo much lubz he finks he can lubz peeplz 2 def?
Hims has a nys kitteh an a nys smyul; wut moer cud a gurl wont?!
Iz troo, I iz in faver uv all kitteh peeps. Yung, hansum, veeril guyz (in or out uv yooniform) also AOK wif me.
Y this guy is awesum iz kind protektiv way he holds kitteh and luving look on hiz fase (on both fases, akshully). That goze a long way tords making up for skweeky voyce an farts (or even skweeky farts).
He gotz kitteh. Makes ossim.
HehHehHeh!!
Git yer masks! Teh kitteh is orange – poysin – biowepon.
ai thot it wuz onlee orinj mowseez dat were poysun?
Now dat you menshun it, I tink it wus only the orinj peeps dat weer poysun.
No – da oranje frogs be poison. Oranje kittehs be mades from pure shugah.
Izzn dat aganst teh Genvia Konventin?
Conga rats shumalashunz, LCB! U r teh nawt-sekund cheezpursun taht ai kno ob 2 ty wif sumwun for nawt-sekond, n tehn conga rat shulaat dem wifin teh same minnit!
Yur paws b flyin ober taht keebord!
Fast reflekses, u haz dem!
Ai wunt u awn mai teem.
She has to in her line of “work.”
’strooth. At STEAL (see “bad kittehs, bad kittehs pic) we teech teh speed and teh accaracy and teh other, um, feets of legerdemain.
.
Or “legerdepatte”.
LCB I noez yoo likes 2 releeving peepz uv der posseshunz, but how yoo getz legerdemain’z feetz?
Weren’t dey attached 2 himz legz?
Yes, they were.
.
Were.
Oh, and itz no use his taking me to cort. He duzzent has a leg to stand on.
snerk!!
Poor ting, now he’s gonna hafta go on assistents. Cause of LCB he got no visible means of support.
he’ll spen teh rest ob hims lyf jus bummin arown
Grooooannnn!
Yes they are!
ROFLMAILOLZOMG I GETZ IT ZOMG ROFLOLMAO
i quite agree
Happy not secund! Hoomin eyez shyne lite on kitteh…
Combatulayshuns GeeNeeZcatz an LCB fur teh ty awn ffl.
Caturday sellybrayshuns rekwests?
Tank U Tidmum
Dis iz da 1st sunny dai sinz spring has sprung…lets
plan a pickik N fill a piknik basket…
Apples
Brownies
Cakez, cup syze
D…
Devilled eggs
Egg salad
Firefly catchin jar
G..
Germin Chokklit cake
Hunny bunz
Ice kreem conez
J…
jumbo shrimps
kookies
lemunade
marshmallowz
noodle soop
oreoz
pizza
Jello!
*sigh* teh troll haz arrived. yu wunt sum fudz, tew, Troll?
grapez
hunny
icecremez
jurky
leminaid
moonpais
n
nikkers, green furry wuns to pertekt form ants
orinjes
pancaeks
q…
Green furry nickkers? GMA wid the vibrant shoes brang hunney fer the antss
Pancakes?
Oh, amber bringz de nikkurz tu goze wef de shuze. Fankz Amber.
Yu swe naice. De hunny probly trak de flyez tu. If nawt dat sumfing
tels dem cum hab partee, an wapsez tu. Dey crollz intu the drinkiez
canz an bitez us.
Us wasps only bites when invited and iffen yur drinkin wine den there is no is no worries about bugs in cans.
queso
rugelach
sekrit-resipee buns fer teh burgers
Tea, in a fermos flask
Umbrella, for sun or rayn
Verdant pasture for teh picnic venyu
tuna salad sammiches?
uncooked veggies for dippen in da ranchie dressing?
vanilla icey creem wifs booberries for dessert?
Oh rugelach, I’ll jest follow you around fer a while, K? But I has kwestion, when does a picnic become a BBQ? I always say dat a picnic is a No Cooking outdoor meal but some folks insist on turning picnics into BarBQs and bringing cooking gear. Pls hep, Wikipedia is vague.
A picnic is small enuff to be carried in a BBQ and a BBQ is big enough to carry a picnic.
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Hope this halps.
Why Not at all but thx.
*preens happily*
did wee skip K?…how ‘bowt
Kites fur flyin
or mebbee kahlua fer tehm hoo lieks teh dwinkies?
I can maeks Killer Shrews for teh picnic; iz only vanilla ice cream, milk, chocolate syrup, and Kahlua in blender. Best. Milkshakes. Evar.
ooh. taht sowndz abzoluutelee wunnerful! Yay UD!!
Fankyewberymush!!
*holds owt big glass fer teh Killer Shrew dwink*
Oohh jess, fill up mai mug 2, plz
Deez sound liek wut wee callz MuddSlydez
dey iz berry delishus N nutrishus !!!1!
Fer a piknik we needs Y-N several bottles of chilled white and several bottles of reds. NO WANT N-E White Zinfandels! Only real wines.
WATERMELONS! It aint a piknik widdout der watermelons
Yu can has teh wardermelluns, Ai’ll stik wit teh wyn! Hic!
mebby wee kud injek da mellonz wif gin
oar vodka wi-el de iz chillin?
oar dark rum. rum an waddermellon iz teh yummee!!
X-treme amounts of corms-on-the-cobbs
Y nobody menshund cold beers?
Zip lock bags of whatever got fergotted
WooHoo! ‘k, we’s gawt ebbereeting; let’s eet!
Ai leik da waa U tink
An a seed spittin contest…
Aargh! Dat were sposta go under SolnEsther’s “watermelon”
sugges… suje…commint.
U must marrie mei, UD, and wie makes Kiwwer Shrooz ebbery dai.
Hehe, I appreciates teh thought, ericabird, but my fiance would probably haev someting to say about taht. : )
or, ericabird, u could just KITTEHNAP UD and force himz 2 make
da Killer Shrews fer u!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
just foar clarification, I iz a herz, not a himz : )
#Hands out teh Killer Shrews to whoever wants dem#
Fried Chikkens
French Potaer salad
Grated cabbage wid vinegette (Coles Law)
I types to slow to stay in alpha orders, sawwy. Don’t fer git Bubble stuff and extra wands fer yer frens!
Debbiled eggs
Egged debils
Frappes
nektureenz
orijnz
paiz,enny kine yu laik
quincez
roste beest, ooh, babeh, ona role heer.
salidz, tato,
tumaturz
hooey! ai bringz almos ebbreefing.
Quincez? … sum hunney an plenny ob munney wrapped up in a ten pound note?
Soe tehy sayled awai fur a weak adn a dai tu teh land wear teh palmm trea growes
Adn dere iyn teh would a piggee-wigg stuud, wif a ryng at teh eynd ov hims noas, hims noas, wif a ryng
GOOD GREEF, AI GAWT TU STAWP THYS!!!!!
Its 1 uv mai favrit poems.
Adn I b thinking it b sillee enuf just as it is.
After awl, just wut is a runcible spoon?
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The Owl and the Pussy-Cat
by Edward Lear
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’
.
Pussy said to the Owl, ‘You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
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‘Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
Axually MJ widda cween, a runcible sppon is the real name for wut stoopies now call a spork becawse they too stoppy to know data spork is awreddy called a runcible spoon. And Thx for the complete rendering of the poem, I forgot too much of it. It was only a five pound note and dined on Mince and slices of quince. Yer good, no denyin dat.
We can has teh C-rations? Teh “c” stends 4 “cheezbrger”, rite?
an chokklit
oh, noze! werd ptzl Wuz sai fur shur, nawt furgit chonklit, awl kinez. Iz
mai bes medsin.
Wow! dis iz a LOT ov fud! Wii’ll prolly haz left overz and right overz, tew!
LOL
*Ai gotz sooo hungree reedin dis dat ai hadda go
fix mee a sammich*
I yoozed awl teh sammidge stuff lass nite feedin teh angsty wun-ai jess fixed a cwld boddul ob Stella an Lyme!!
did ennywun remembur tew bring dwinkz?
We hads to has extry fud for teh ants.
.
I is a ant, I will eets teh extry. Mabye mah neece will eet some 2.
Ai is a ant too an Ai taeks mai antiness verree srsly – Ai halps yu eets teh ekstras
I is a ant an a grate-ant too. I be berry helpfull.
Ise an unkle and Ise funny but Ise not a funny unkle.
Staez owt de hunny. sumbunneez nawt leik pepur taist
it iz obvusly berry urly in teh mornin hear in teeny tiny engurland.
(well ok not reely but … it feels urly. sprung 4wud my … *coff* … yes well ))
I finked ‘how sad. am not a ant’. Tehn ‘membered. ‘AM AN ANT!!’
Only tree ne-fews, teh oldest of whom is neerly 16.
*hed funk*
I am a BAD ant, not a grate ant …
Ai r starviiiiiiinng!!!
Ferny shareded my brekfuss toast an ai nawt eetid enneefing else
yet tewdai-it am 7.10pm in TTI.
Gots a hyooge plate fur teh piknik fud,an mai mennee fasseted etched
krystal bukkit (nawt Bloo) fur teh drinksies!1!
*pilez plate high,fills up bukkit-wayt ….
*skrimble rustle “owch” drip drip drip*… I.V alkahal gowin rite in..
Der,doan hab tew git up frum unner dis shadee tree nao.
*Nom nom nom nom *burp* Ooohh.pardun me..nom nom..
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ennee wafer thyn mintz?……
Ai iz soo full 2 *burp, hic* butt ai cannawt git up
Ai’ll juss staa onna dis blankit, n wait fur da firewurks afta dark
Wut a graayt piknik wee habz todai !!1!
gud finkin GNZc, ai jess hab a liddle snooze..Zzzzzzzzzzzz…
YAY! sumwun axully remembureded teh dwinx!
*nom nom nommity nom*
*slurp slurp slurppity slurp*
nao ai will cuddlez up wif dis blanky and dis chokilt and taeks a nyes long nap
*zzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz…*
*hee hee*
right overs. Yu bery cleber no 1 in particular!
If hyoomin were lady, she would be teh ooser, no?
Teh osser, u meen? Heehee, ai juss goddit!
Yes. Mah fingers sometimes doesn’t do what mah brane tells them to do.
This is mah kitteh. There is others like him, but this one is mines.
Full Metal Jacket ref; Gud wun LCB.
I am alwaze predis… pridiz…prdispo… inclined to lyk any hooman dat treats kittehs proper like. I hope he comes home soon, safe, and whole and for gud. With the kitteh
heer heer
i sekondz dat emoshun.
“soon, safe, whole & fer good”; i likes dat.
Yes plz.
ai cuddin pass dis up……… likely it be furder down teh tred…….. oh weellls
smokey robinson (awl skinny n yng)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjrJA_vWKVA
Frum ur mouf to CC’s eer.
luks lyk teh feline is moochul
Bring hoam dah troopz an dah bebbhs!
http://www.happylolday.com
kittez sahport trups
trups sahport kittez bak
Eveybody Supports troops. Poor bastids. Not eveybody support war.
iz troo. well sed, SolnEsther!
iz meny stoopeez finkz if nawt suport war, duznt suport troopz rong
They ar teh bastidz
neber heard it said better than that.
eben mah marine nawt support war.
he can leave; it’s not a draft
Well, Jamb256, he can leave when his term of dooty ends but even then there are two things that keep the marines in the marines: They’re marines – thats something only another marine can really understand (Lord knows I can’t figgure it out) tehy really understand duty – look up Semper Fidelis. They believe it, they live it. The other thing is less prosaic, the government can drag them back for many years after they’re gone.
mah hooman put me hih-scool picter on intrawebs, how it wuz emberassing.
Cheezburgerkatz support out troops.
Hotdogs suport our troops.
Let’s bring them ALL HOME!!
yis! shud nawt hab ben dere at awl. Happy Caturday ebbree wun.
kittens and puppy for peace! To hard to fight when luvin small critters.
America kitteh will NEVER surrender! Take yo cowardly talk elsewheres
Secret Weapon Kitteh thinks you already knowz too much
or
WMD Found! Weapon of Meow Distribution
Hoap its nawt eminy Kitteh-mite leeb a skud inna shoo.
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BUt it cudnt pawsiblee be eminy Kitteh-Kittehz am mewtral.
Kittehs cawnt be enimees – tehy ar onlee a force fer peece an gud (unless yur a goggie)
.
(Tidmum – did yur dottir git awn teh bus okai las nite?)
Ohai PB2K,
she got away fyne fankyew
Demz must bee neerly der bai nao.
in muh xperientz a kitteh doe not hasta be an N-M-E to leave a scud inna shoe.
Bedder chek myne shooz nao!-Fussee Kittehz doan wanna tinkle inna rayne,
an dem finks teh litterboks am jess an interyor deesine feetchur!!
Litur bokz heer nede eksorsizm. Eebul lurkz. wy no elfeez cum clene up wile
Ai plaze? Kittehz heer ar saim, nawt want goze in rane. nawt ebur tinkz in
shuze but harbawlz ebbreewarez.
Bwaahaaahaaaaa!!!
Oh gmawairsgreneshuz!!!!
Ai peed mah sef!!
*eksorsizm* Teh funneh! Heehee!!!
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Ai jess gotz teh fussyest cats!
Hazel yoose teh potty inna summertyme wen she CAN go owtsyde,Ferny jess tew inDignant tew eeben fink abowt yoosin it.
She hab been nown tew go moar dan twenny4 owrz befoar venchurin owtsyde.
Fur a stinkee scruff bag (but ai lubs her) she habs sum funneh wayz.Heehee
Hopefuly no pupy toss for kity
Oi. >_<
hyoomins awesum
wunce u has them trained
four legz gud!
two legz…uh, lernin tu be gud!
Tew legs wif posable fumbs b gud.
yeah…if u has no uposabl fumbs, simplee
…outsorse to cheep humin labor!
Animal Farm ref – ftw!!
Ebbrywun is eekwal—juss sum folkses iz mor eekwal dan odders.
field-grade kitteh duz not snugle wif enlisted mens.
Batt-cat is in charge of the S-7 (cuteness)?
Kewl! Ai kan haz hyooman, tew?
enny speshul in mined? gurl er boi? hayr kulur? aiz?
proksimately rite nummer obs armsanlegs an a puls will do me!
yez, iz sum 1 in particular.
Sweet, and orange kittehs rule!
Teh oranj wunz are not so poysn, akshully.
Youz rite! In dis case, poysn be auntydoted by luv.
i’m shure yoo R rite; dey prolly berry delisheous!
I wanna oranjy-kitteh so hard!
Luks liek dey bofe has desert camo.
Hellew, iz wit da USO. de O stanz 4 orinj!
And teh US stends 4 “unbleevably sweet”
Dis hoomin is chemikle wepunz speshul-list. Dis why he can handles Teh Orinj Wunz. Cause teh orinj wunz is poysn, u needs speshul-lists for dems.
Iz over-explanz sumtiemz.
Guncat iz chargin
See if dis werks, otherwise, look on the cnn homepage for story about cat in ceiling.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/03/28/vetscher.cat.in.wall.KNXV
I think there were better ways to resolve this issue. WWYD…what wuld you do?
Ummmm…didz they eben tri sum gushi fud? I can’t beleef how tehy tore teh house apart!
Fanks fur teh linkee.
heys…I tryd to post link, but WP wont let me or it willshow up tomorrow. NEways, check out video on cnn.com about ceiling cat!
I tink dere were better ways they coulda resolved this, what a bunch of stoopies!
Dally llama sez: War is outdated.
Dolly ar nais man, nawt ebel az chaineze stoopeez sez. Yay —- oh, herro, Dali
OT: Brit cheezpeeps; standby for Earth Hour – T-minus 20 minutes
Check.
Ai tink its jus ewan-me tonite Tidmum. Ai miss SJ. Ans Paul. An Sangrail. An awl teh odder brit cheezpeeps…
Me tew.
Wy dey hab tu hab de urf howr aftur drak? Kittehz ownly wunz can se anyfing
urth owr after dark caws wouldn’t meen much if yoo turned owt lites in daytime
old lurker, I think LOL time is Hawaii time, I not sure
Reely ai noze but iz stoopee joak bowt hab to watch teebbee bai candullite cuz no lektrix
Kthanx
Can NEone ’splain LOLtime for me? I R so konfused.
Kittehz not reel gud at tyme.
(LOL time iz Hawaii tyme zone.)
Hey Ambercat and Tidmum, mah sweetie iz in TeenyTinyIngerland today!
I b observing Erff Our in bout 8 ours frum nao.
hoep yur sweetee is sittin in teh dark lyk us!
Ohai Romeow
Hoap yaw Sweetie am n joyin TTI.
Dis erf owr am a gud ideya.
Glad Ambercat tole me bowt it.-Nawt seen teh newz tewdai.
Ai jess did teh crosswerd bai candul lite an am typin by candul tew. It am beree
cozee an berree portint fur erf.
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Whare bowts inn TTI am yaw Sweetie?
In Bedford! I juss luked up ware it iz myseff. We waz boff calling it TTI
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I didz my Earf Hour in AZ awl bai myseff. Iz hard to findz gud places fur the candles wif teh kittehs around.
It waz cool to fink ov awl teh odder peeps on dis beeg bloo marble doin teh same fing. Nice.
Mai muther n ai selebrated Erff Our 2. I herd abowt it on web message board frum folks in Noo Zeeland.
Kittehs not imprest. Evry our Erff Our for dem.
Dunit awlreddy heer in Kanukistan. Went fer a lawg wawlk inna woodz. Wawcht teh sonset ober teh feeldz. Ut wuz grate. Lazted fur neerly 2 howers. Eyed doo it evry nite.
Hoomin in uform? k
Hoomin in uform wit kitty, givn loves? WANT!!!
*Lukks ober showlder MrT.M owt teh rum*
*whisperz* mee tew.Teeheee
Carnt hep maiself-Chyld ob Forces Family. Ssshhhh.
Akshully,Mr T.M wored teh yooniform tew.
Sooooooooooooooooo Hansum.*swoon*
fawlz down inna ded faynt….
Bofe ov dem ar ossim:
Noe mattre haow Ai triez, jes ken nawt fink ov ennytyng funnee to sez,
and Ai rllly haz thot hard; soe awl Ai ken cums up wif iz dis:
PLS CUM HAOME VEREE VEREE SUNE, BOF OV YUU!!!!!!!!
Dat b deh moes essellent commint, CKK.
I cannot bthinking uv ennyway 2 b improving on it.
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Cum hoam sune bois an gurrlz -an Kittehz
O ai glad u nawt faynted NEmoar – ai cuddn’t find teh smelling saltz!
*sniff, sniff*
Taht’s jes sew beoootifull!
*sniffs sum moar*
ANOM.
instant tears to mah eyes…
Ha ha ha!
You crack me up.
I’m coming back for more!
welcum tew Cheezland Mick.
Plz duz cum bak,we am a happee fambly heer.
Oh Hai, Mick.
Plz 2 b cumming bak orfin. Dere b menny laffz adn menny gud peepz heer.
Dere will alwaze b sum1 heer 2 b playing wif.
Doan let teh lolspeek confusing u. Dere b a wiki 2 helping u. And wii can b
unnerstanding deh reglar inglishes, 2.
dis kitteh is makin all the other kittehs jealous with his awesome hoomin.
“dis iz mah hoomin. ai lykes to show him off to mah frends.”
Does anyone know where the original picture is?
~ a Marine
How sweet! I love seeing the softer side of war.
Yeah, like this picture of a little girl holding the hand of a U.S. soldier.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/c42us/us_soldier.jpg
AWW
No kitteh lef beehynd!
Dis hoomin is ossim in a MAJOR way.
(Actually, I think he’s a Lieutenant Colonel)
ya das tru, is Marine lootenent colonel (bery senior Marine, prolly boss man o staff ossifer). ah wunder whut deh storie is behin teh pikture.
ah saw in da news dat annover marine (major) jus got reunited wif googie “stubs”. stubs kame an lived wif dese Marines (aviators, dis wun is an F/A-18 pilot), den dey moved base, like 70 miles. dais laters, stubs shows up. founded dems. so dis marine lots of wurk an gets permission to bring stubs to san diego (or san goggieego i kalls it). i kan’t link, but dere is AP video of dis Marine comin home and goggie bein all happie. is kewl.
That’s a WONDERFUL story. The Marine & his team named the goggie “Nubs,” not “stubs.” That may help you search for the longer stories about them,,,,
Semper FEE kittehs!!!!!
Hoomin soajah rulz
SALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Manly man + happy orange kitteh = EXTREMELY attractive man!
(at least to this girl!)
DO WANT!
one ub teh moas awesummest pics ub teh yeer!
I maed 2 paegez an added 2 werds on teh wiki in tribyoot! go c!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/Souljur
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/Ossim
Rosie, yoo r deh ossim, 2!! Deh wiki b groeing by leepz adn boundz.
a liddl laet, but thx bery mush! HUGZ
Don’t know where this picture came from, but I ran across this one of another awesome hooman with kitteh.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0gQZ1mAbg01JW
O, dat makees me gon AAAWWWWW an *sniff*. Animulz r soe awfun teh vicktimz in war an fergottnz. Deyz chillunz cannut tawk.
Mah Hewmin iz a
Solljirr Gie. Himz protekkz meh
andz awllz himz menz
Solljirr Giez habz a
jawb 2 duz. mah jawb iz 2
maykz lyfe eezee~urr
Awrmee sez no wunz
ownz Kitteh. So I amz daryz
lukkee campz masskawtt
I heerz feengz B4
Hewminz duz. Getz dem n2
dary bunkirrz fasturrz!
Solljirr Giez tellz meh
so mennee feengz atz Nyte. I
will keepz dayr seekrittz
Jack.
One ov ur BEST!
Beyootiful werdz an thots Jack.
Ai r hab a few tearz.
Bestest wun ov yur wurks tu dayt!!!!!
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Makin meh mish mah marine….
he ish aways n cnat njoy dis stuffs no moarz.
him luvs ichc n awl kittehs
(hims ohnlee ah koarpral, but ish workin hims way up!)
Hope ur marine cums bak soon!
Hims onlee across kuntree…
for now… wee hopes him duzzint go tah i-rack aggin
Meeeeeee toooooooooooo.
Anee won elz spots bad url n tags?
Says soldier n army… is WRONG.
purrraps clik on da link dat sez incorekt or ofensiv & let dem no. dey may chanj it if you splain it tew dem.
hao ’bout dis? insted of weppowns soljahs (or murreens) wud yoos kittehs. so, in a battulfeeld eeder sayid pets deyr kittehs, teh groop hoo has teh laodest purring kittehs – wins!
WINWINWINWIN
Bestest idea eber!
Agin—frum ur mouf 2 CC’s eers!
Patriotic kitteh
Iz supportin’ our troopz
Cuzzin uv mah hubby’s jus caym hoem safe. Weez still thankin teh Ceiling Cat.
Yeah!!!
HappehTail at ur house!
Fank yew Ceiling Cat!!
Nao, brings tehm all hoam safe.
Wh00t Wh00t Wh00t \// \// \// !!!
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Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
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Cheezburgerz fur awl teh Brayve Troopz!!!
I ish happy fer u!
sempurr fai!
ai saloots kitteh an hiz mareen!
aii lubs yoo boff!
If kittehs ran teh wurld, their wood bee no wars…
The fyoo
The prawd
The kittehs
Military mans luvs kittehs. Is fact. I noes from mah lerningz.
ur lerningz ish gud!
The human is a U.S. Marine Lieutenant Colonel (or if I really botched the identification, a Major).
U R ryte
Ohai avrybuddy,
will sumwun pleeze explain to meh newbie what ossim really meanz? page was not so helpful – no thraed, no explainshun. This PC hangs – maybe commint appeers twise. Twoo mannieh kittehs – PC donnt want.
kthxbai!
Means him marine…. ish sexay
(english translation of ossim = awesome)
ohai odaliske — sumtimes teh pages gets borked or stuk, an we all cumplainz about it. join teh crowd, and welcum 2 ichc
.
in this case, ossim is awesome (also sumtimes spelled awsum, awwwwsum, awzum, ….)
*slaps forehead with palm* moaar … thank to youz alls!
Yu woant alwaise fynd stuf in teh LOL dictionary;
Sumtymes we be maikyng up wurds az we goez alawng;
Adn ebberyboddee rites wif there own style.
Kittehz fur all would enz da woarz. Salute u Sojer Man & Kitteh
Oh, this makes me cry….how sweet.
Yesh, iz bery hartwarmin piksha. Luks uv perfect happiness an kontentment on bofe fases tells hole storee. I feelz sorry 4 anybody hoo duzn’t understand or duzn’t beleeve that humans an kritters has a speshul luv. They are missin sew mutch!
Made mee cri, tu, Green Is Good. I didunt expekt it!
Kitteh, plz bring him and hiz ossim frendz home. Thnx.
http://baghdadpups.com/
iz no find story about kitteh returned from Iraq, but I swearsz I readz in local paper.
I lieks me a cyoot hoomin in uniform. <3
hoomin iz sharing da fud…hoomin iz clearly a tender loving…thing.
both can come liv here…
Oorah! Marine kitteh! Semper Fi
Ai wantz 2 taek pichur uv mah kitteh n uze dis capshun 4 a blog bannur.
I can haz permiz…purrmizsh…iz okeh?
Tofuburger sed it wuz okeh:
http://tooold2bcool.diaryland.com/images/hoominbanner.jpg
He awzum cause he luv kitteh! And kitteh luv him!
I think you are a hero for two reasons. One, for serving the country no matter what. And two for loving that cat no matter what.
*insert salute here* Right on, kitteh!
Aww, I wish my kitty would say tat about me to da other cats. *Pouts*
Both awsome! Now datz lurve