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Singing: Sealed wif a kiss….
consplashulashuns!
here’s “seal’d wif a kiss”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TINbm_I90k8
any otter songndanz rekwests?
dat wuz buutifulz
wen ai waz yungerz, wee said: “seeled wif a lick, cuz a kiss wont stick”
We usta put S.W.A.T. onna bak of our luv letters – it meant sealed with a tounge, the kisses were all inside.
Congaduashuns LCB!!
Ace FFL wif wittyschizms 2!!
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I’m heer 2 sedn yu awl bigsum hugz frum JH4K az hiya cannawt get teh gud enuph connexun wyol awai awn hur ‘trip’.
Sew Janet haz aksed me 2 sai Hai 2 eberreebuddee 4 hur.
Hugz awl rownd!!
R u JCH4K’s offishul press ossifer now? Wow! I always wanted to has a spokescat to talk to peepls 4 me.
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Open ur mouf, gibbocat.
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*shouts into gibbocat’s mouf* O HAI, J4K! WE MISS U!
Jess…hugz N kisses fwum mee 2
*ears reverburaytin!!*
Fanx LCB. eyeul pawz yur messij awn!
LCB, yu krak me up!!!
ROTFLMFAO
Hi JCH4K!!!
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Wii misses yoo! Plz bring teh sun an warm to teh Meeshigin wehn yoo come hoem. Hoep yoo’re habing a moast eggsellunt vacay!
Pleez sends teh hugz n smoochez to teh JCK4K furm meh, 2, Gibbocat! AI hopes she’s habbin teh much funz.. Ai em gowin ahn bacashun soon, 2 n ai kneads it … been seek n meh werk es teh pleh…
…meh boss duzzunt laik meh, ai finks..
{{{{Luna Kitteh}}}}
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I’z sorree yur boss duzzunt laik yoo an dat yur werk is teh pleh. At leest yoo haz teh cheezpeeps and kittehs to gib yoo sumfing gud to fink abowt.
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I hoeps yoo haz a moas eggsullent bakashun!!
Aaaaawwwww…tahnk joo sew mush, PB2K!!! Ai up pree sheetates taht sew … Yawl r teh winz!! Ai lurves mai cheezfrenz n tehy maik meh happeh at teh werk n enny thyme ai r on ICHCB… es lyke a liddle peas ub Hebbun…sigh..
{{{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}}}}} n {{{{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}
Mai bakashun es teh 2 weaksaway, buht Aize dreemun ub Mejico, n teh sunshinz…es snowon heeyerz en Skiddatle.. brrrrr… ware o ware es spreengz?????
Ohai lunahkitteh,
gots rum in yaw sootcayse fur a smawll wun?
Sowns lyke a lubbly bacashun spot.
Jess whutz needed tew relax an wynd down frum teh Pleh! werkabn
Pleh! Boss.
kisses mwahz!
dat bukkit sichuwashun, howz dat werkin for you?
dr phil haz no simpathee fur poor lolruz. “Get ober it!” he sez. I fink the lolruz shud nom dr phil, imho.
HE HE< ai agreez
Dat Dr Phil uzed 2 B real, but nao he’s juss 2 “jerry Springer” fur mee
BTW, congaRatz to U n Lolcatburgler 4 ur Ty
Dwinks ob ur choyz is on mee today, wut wud U liek?
I can has shrimp cocktail?
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And in onner of teh Jerry Springer genre, we could maybe has a chair-trhowing contest?
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For distance and akkaracy, not for throwin’ at each other.
OK, chairz n papper plaanz be sailin thu da air
wee kin aimz at dem phoonee-balooneez
wut do da winnerz git?
we culd maek a chare-plane aero-danz!
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winner wuld get free terapy wif dr. phil
i could jest has cash valyu ob prize?
nuffin frum nuffin leaves nuffin!!
mee 2? *oar elze ai’L send me mum-in-law 2 Dr.Phil,
cuz shee reelee needz it*
oh yah – I doan fink peeps in ICHC-land needz teh terapy. Iz fer othur peeps u lubz but hoo doan git teh ICHC.
Tew rite PB2K.
ICHC am owr ferapee.
An it am cost no munnies! Yayy!
Cheezburgerz awl rownd!!
Yoo tell ‘em, Tidmum! Ai’m SO gladd teh dotter tole me abowt tihs siet!
First prize: one therapy sesshion wif Dr. Phil.
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Sekkond prize: *Two* therapy sesshions wif Dr. Phil.
Duz the naem Pavlov ring a bell?
*drool*
Heer, sweapea, hazza nappie!
* fetch*
* gud girl*
We can has Bobbee Nite?
U tink Dr. Phil was ebber real?!?! He from Texas!! Thinking dat a Texican can be sane enuff to be a real shrinkohlogist is lak thinking dat a Texican is smart enuff to be Presidense.
>snerk!<
Or eben worse, a guy that pretends to be Texican is smart enuff to be Presidense.
yu so o o o rite. Wantz bring dat wun naice pi, nawt maik wif gushifudz,
maik wif de shafe kremez, shuvs in sili faice.
ohai gaiz, srly, ai hab a waaay wunnerfawl dawter-in-la frum TX an mii boichik libs tehre now, ai hoaps iz nofin rong wif da water in TX an it won’t tern owt sew guud, cuz ai jist lourves mii boichik an himz wief. AN’ dey haz SEBEN kittehs, mii wunnerfawl grankittehs. tehre iz gotta B sum guud in TX, kai?
Ai joecks. Ai has gud frends frum Texas. Mai problem is that teh president acts like a bad stereotype of a Texan, an he’s a Connecticut Yankee.
Us fum Connecticut disavow any knowledge of his ever habben been here much lest borned or (supposedly edumacated) here.
Dis iz in kwestyunabibble taste, but I livz klos 2 the ej, so I will tell teh storee anyways.
Fyoo munths ago, Ann Kolter wuz speeking at (?) sum kollege, I donut rekall name of skool. Groop uv students throo shaving kreem pies at her, then klaimed it wuz done by Al Pie-da.
Hee hee…I hope she lafft, but I bet she diddnt. I’d like to frow 3.14159 pies at her myself.
Dr. Phil sez to lolrus “You no has bukkit cuz you no wawna has bukkit!”
Bwaaahahaha!!! Stop it, yer killin meh!
Wait, whut? He no has teh flipperz? Why he is having pointy ends?
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Is this *gulp* Sealing Cat?
He haz teh flipperz AND teh pointy ends…hez multiporpoise! (oops wrong sea aminal)
Swiss Army Seal? *shrug* Ok, whare is bottel openur?
… at the other end …
rofl…butt, uh, ewww
aneebodee else wanna pet taht beyootiful coat he’s waring? An be sittin owt in teh sun an warm wif him? (a nebber-ending winter, wii haz it in Meeshigun)
i wuz finkin teh saem fing: wut a selkie coat-
Whole on thar PB2K, ittel only be a cuppla years and Michiganz will have Alabama weather.
Duz Michniganz gitz 2 haz teh rednex wif itz?
Himz teh Grate Selkie of Skule Skerry?
Get outta mah hed, doctorcat! I was thinkin teh same thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc7Js-PTd14&feature=related
ditto in chicago
Ditto TTI.
Sunshine but beree windy an cowld.
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*Teh norf wind duth blo*
*An we shall haz sno*
*an whut will teh kittehz do tehn*
*paw fingz*
*leef dem alown*
*Tew hide inna bed*
*An gib us awl t snorgles an sings*
gud pome. lunrz it wif robbinz sted uv kittehz. Burdez nawt snorglez gud tho.
fanks gmwgs
Yore rite,burdiez be beree pekkish!!
Myce tew see yew onna commentses-teh fyrefawkes beez werkin gud.?
Himz merinds me ob “Uncle Phil” in teh Fresh Prince.
A liddle bit stern,liddle bit skaery,an a lot bit cuddlee!
Iyf Ai can has a choyce (wich Ai duz nawt), Ai wud pik seein Seal oaver Dr.Phil hans up.
Dis guiy haz iyt awl figgered owt:
veree sympel: Swim, Eat, Sleep
Dr. Phil maikes awl of dis veree cumplikaytid!
check mah chiin out, finks I lost sum snack inbetween!
Dis particular pinneped looks like Hesh, the Jewish ganstah from the Supranos.
Hesh wuz teh awesum! Wun uv my faves in a sho wif menny awesum karakters!
(tho not all uv them wuz nise karakters)
hahaha i loves it
On 2dai’s show we will be talkin 2 famblies uv rebellyus out uv control teens hoo steelz bukkits.
Pik Mez! Pik Mez! eyez gotz un ov dem teenz. Trid teh kitteh counsling. Trid de goggie getz it rite. Mabeez Dr. Phil can joinz meez talkz hur ta def. Sad sitiasion.
Hai, L. Merember, wut goze roun kumz roun. Ai m proud 2 sez taht ai sir bived teh tee yeerz, adn now her kittehz iz followin N her futstepsess! Ai jes giglol and giglol. It getz teh better suun. Hang N.
Sry. Mint TEEN yeerz. My typin skills, let mii show u tehm.
I donut no wut kawzes it, but most kidzez turn into komplete nuckleheads around teh age of 14 or 15 or sew. I donut fink I wuz a X-peshully bad kid, but I donut X-clude myself frum that kategoree, eether. Iz tuff to immajin but yr kewt lil toddler neeses an nefyoos, sooner or later, will be ridin in the front seet of a Kamaro sneeking sips of Tango an kawling their parents… um… a word that rimez with Bass-Bowl, if U no wut I meenz. I outgroo it, most kidz outgro it or will outgro it evenchuwilly.
c’monz wii cant boocot ze Dr. Phil cuz de cownsling stategies.
His maried long timz..stilz holdz hanz wif de wiif. Kan’t b alz baaad.
Is to keep wiif frum runnin away.
*snerk*
What does lolrus have to do with anything. That is a picture of a seal.
dont confoos us wif teh facks…
…adn i wuz finkin dat the seal wuz dr. fill adn he wuz cownsellink the lolrus.
Edumacate yourselves. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earless_seal
OMG EJJACAYSHAMUL COMENT!
(binglol)
O Hai Prof. Foos,
Fank u so mush 4 teh edumacashunal link! It r gud taht u wunt 2 halp odderz lurn teh differens between teh lolrus, teh seel, etc.
Admitudlee, it wud taak a lowng tyme to review the hundredz ob pajez ob lolcat pix n reed teh kupla hundred thowsend kommentz abowt dem, but dis ishoo haz been kobered b 4, n is mentioned in the lolspeak dictionary.
–jus sayin.
Fanks, Feelinophiliac! Ai gets teh tired ob peeples finkin teh Cheezpeeps beein stoopy!
Now we shuld leave poor Foos alone, he found us talkin about wun of 9 things he knows and he wanted to show off how many smartz he has, which is a purty stoppy ting to do in dis crowd. I spect that even Dr Fill wud agree dat teh collective IQ on dis site sneeks up near 140.
o hai dr. phil.
i r sad about mah bukkit. did u steel it?
OhmaigawsH! Itsh ai Phil Doctor-sheal!! Teh reshemblans ish umkannie!
omg… this is one of the funniest things ever… dr. phil is a walrus. i knew it.
Sealol bees laffin hisself sillee becuz:
#1 he knoes heez nawt rlly Dr. Phil ( tanks bees tu guddnesses)
#2 he knoes heez nawt a LOLrus (whooze a rlly guud frend ov hims)
#3 he jes gawt dun awdishshonyng fur SEA WORLD (adn sekurred hisself taup byllyng iyn wun of teh ackts)
Luks laik a basso profundo wee had singin wif r kwire wunse – doze vokul skills, let meh shew u tehms. Hee wuz reeli gud.
HAHAHAH i just died laughing XD
Oh my goodness… I don’t remember the last time I laughed so loudly from a picture.
Fantastic job.
TOO funny!! Damn…
I love it!!!!! Its really really funny with a capital F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da resembluns iz uncannee.
omg it actuly lookz likez himz
Has too much hair to be Dr Phil
Crazy people here.
I’m seriously thinking about sending the link to Dr. Phil. I think he’d find it hilarious.
I send the link of the picture to Dr. Phil. Maybe he’ll like the walrus, and help it find it’s bukkit!