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Halp…ai gots peenut butter stuk on roof ob mai maof
Gymnast kitteh practices for Chinese Olympics – he be hoping that there be no boykott.
Congratulations, GeeNeeZcatz, on your nawt sekond! I be sending you sum fresh-pikked daffydils from my garden!
Tank U, dey iz lubblee
*nuttin bloomin heer yet*
this picture is too funny
conslinkeeayshuns GNZc on ffl nawt sekkund
Drinkses an danses on fank crunchie its frydai,cud be:
Apple Martoonie
Bananananaa splitz
Cha cha cha….
Diets-b-damned
Extra Chocklate on all sweets
Fudge
Gyunt cheezburgerz
Hawt chokklit-extry chokklit
Ice kreem flotes
Jelly beens
Kahlua and creem
Lemondrops!
Oops stepped on CeeNeeZcats. Ignore
sry, stil igurnut bowt sumfingz. wutz “step awn”?thx
Sorry, missed this, gmawairgreneshuz.
“step awn” means we were both posting at teh saem time, but CeeNeeZcats wuz reely furs- umm, before me, I mean.
That is, GeeNeeZcats, whose posting is below heer.
Fangz. Stil hab meny fingz tu lurn. todai 1st dai (ok?) getz
partixpate reel teim and getz 1st burgurs. meny funz.
It is plenty fun! Wun uv mai favrite things ever!
Wellkum, gmawairsgreneshuz! Heer is sum hawt choklitt. It’s just been snowing heer in Seattle, but it has stawpped nao. Still, hawt choklitt is grate innytime!
by teh way, duz gmawairsgreneshuz = great minds always wair green shooz?
I know a place where they have peanut butter cheezburgers (no joke – in San Diego). It’s Cats meow!
danz til dawn
eggNoggz, spiked
Fox Trorz
oopsie, ai stepped on CH
Jitterbugz
Kikin hi
Lotz ob booz
Orinjes an lemmuns
Pancaeks
Qwahula
sowee-mai stoopy let me show yew.
Raysinettes
Samba
Tuhkeela (be bery bery careful wif this!)
(uh oh, nao we’re in trubble — where du we go?)
Umbrellies fur coktaylz
Vin ,rouge et blanc
waddermellon
X’s, Dos of them
Yummy gummy wurms
Zombies!
Martoonies
Noms of splendor
Orange jooss. w/ and w/o champagne
oops again
Mennee lizts am gud- der am lots ob cheezfrenz tew share wib.
Fanks, Tidmum! I luv teh lists!
Pynt ob lager an lyme
Qwalitee street chokklits
Royale,Kir
Samba
Tuhkeela (the danjer drink!)
Uglifroot!
Varyuss typez ob danse stepz
whisky
x-ray-borked teh bonez drinkin an dansin
YNG handin rown drinkses-an danses
Zombie zoo
dinit! fuggawt about Y!
~shakes head sadlee~
Tu much wurk!
btw Do nawt want danses with YNG! Tu creepy!
Ai can haz yaw tern?
Ai haff tu sai,
Dancing in the park = OK
Dancing in the dark = OK
Danging with the stars = OK
Dancing in the naykidness = cud be paynefull
sew go ahed! Just be carefull!
HeeHee!!
~chuckles about the borked bonez wut need x-rays~
Zurracapote
(check it out on wikipedia — there’s a whole list of kocktayles!)
wee eetz and drinkz awl dis stufz we be up awl nite froe upping.
*hee hee*
froe upping…
McCain hates peanut butter.
Obama sounds like a mouth full of Peanut butter, OK?
Hoep kitteh nawt has “Arachibutyrophobia” – teh fere ob peenut budder stikin to teh rufe ob yur mowf!
iz jess lookin at bugz ‘tween da brikz
Cats neber work, they onwee plai.
They work at playing.
And nao, fur teh sing-a-long…
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.
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It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky,
It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun,
It’s a wonderful toy.
It’s fun for a girl or a boy.
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End ov cummershall. Bak to ur LOLs.
EEEaaaaaaaaar wurmmmmzzzzz!!
Ai be heerin dis wurm awl weekend nao!!
Welcum.
Mee tu. Ina midul ub nite. **##! on Romeow.
U n mee bofe!
It’s lo-og,
It’s lo-og,
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s lo-og,
It’s lo-og,
It’s better than bad. It’s good!
Everyone wants a log!
You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log!
Everyone needs a Log!
*clappin foofy pawz*
Yay! Iz nawt aloan wif teh Ren & Stimpy-ness!!!
happy! happy!
joy! joy!
*floofly paws clapping*
we iz nebber alone, espshully heer!
*snarkee cat strolls by*
Oh, u needs a log?
I leffted wun in ur shoo.
…abowt 15 yeerz ago Ai akshully maykt maiself a Log Toi…it wuz a peese uv wood we wuz gunna yuze fr a campfyre, en Ai taykt mai jaknyfe en karvd onnit “ADVENTURE LOG–FROM BLAMMO” on wun syde, en a karvd owt a beerd en mustash on teh udder syde. Ai fink Ai stil haz it sumwayr. Good tymez, good tymez!
O no, Romeo! Michio b verree bizzee kitteh. Hims keeps wurld safe frum feroshus killer kleenex! Den hims inbestigates teh naychur of teh trash baskit. Hims awlso gud at keepin mommehs lap warm in teh cold baysment wear teh puter is! Hims be berree ack u rat wens jumpin on teh bed weezils – Ai hab teh scars to pruv it!
Lol, ManfredMom, I stand corrected. Mah pologies to Michio. I was nawt aware dat u habs teh killer kleenex at ur house. I do hab teh inbisible mice in mah bed when I change teh sheets.
Ur rite, kittehs do work, juss liek childrens do learn.
Yu chanj sheetz? cum ober mai haus. Arly and Kinsey heplz yu Ai hab tu sneke
in bedrume wen they some els warez. Tu much helpz. thay gud gurlz , kepez chare warm fur teh daddeh soz he nawt nede lectrik heter.
Playing cro-kay not as much fun as I thot. Nekst time, yoo be teh wicket, okay?
Thank Ceiling Cat the game not be basketball!
Praps a missing slink?
Ai sumtymez fink mai girlies am teh ‘missin’ link!!!
oh, Ai seed de babeh lynx on de teebee yesdai. Kyute Wuz nawt missing, wuz
rite thare. Todai iz babeh rinocerwurst Kittehs moar kyutur
We evolved frum cats?
OK, I’ll go wif dat.
mai flooffy girliez
But wow!! Hyoomins ebolbing frum Kittehz?
Grate consept
Nobuddy noes fur sure, so nobuddy can sai it isn’t so.
We all beleef, wat we wants to beleef.
Beeg difference in beleefs and facts. Goggies b so stoopy, dey fink awl their beleefs r facts.
I think hyumunz b a step bakwerdz frum catz. mebbe catz evolved
frum hyumunz?
Gud poynt cweenmj.
hai cweenmji! Iz naic to see taht yoo gotz owt of teh Taibo Teek’s compooter!
yis, wuz furry wuried.
it would be a step backwards.
“Some people are like Slinkies… not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Taht wud B, devolvd frum cats, if U goe by catitude.
WTF? I trippeded on an invisible Tokyo.
Monstah kreetures hate when de trips on invisible cities. Makes ‘em look clumsy, and vulnerable.
would that be a montser smach?
total win!
LOL!!!
so i’z not teh onlee wun wut finks dis luks liek teh saym kitteh, saem payvmnt, an saem gras as godzilla kitteh? dis kitteh being verree veree faymuss! haz 2 pikxshurs on ichc!!1!!
Yup, I can smells it.
Rite heer, is ware Fluffy peed her pants.
Fluffeh warez teh pantzes?
Yes, Fluffy wares teh pants in teh fambly, but she prefers to call dem pantaloons.
Hmmm… Depends…..
She peed,den slinked awai..
pleh! ai rite under teh pee werdz!
It waz all bery em-bare-assing fur Fluffy.
She waz all hopped up on nip, sumbuddy gab her too much milk, and u can smell between teh lines fur teh rest ov the storee.
o mai! dis iz diztresing! pour Fluffy! Ai con…coi…co-miz-ur-ate!
Ewweeeee.
Dem Durdee Tom kittehz be lubbin it tho.
I neber sayed that Fluffy wazn’t popular.
o hai cheezfrfenz! S’up? catsup, ai gess! lolz ok i stawp nao!
Gud eebnin Rosie,
how am yew?
Herro Tidmum! I iz fien an yew? Wutz gnu?
*Wutz gnu pussy kat woahwoahwoah*
Jess maykin enuff sammidgez tew feed teh fife fowsand.
Brekfuss,lunch an supper fur Kenna’s Koach trip.
Gots tew hab her at skool fur 1.45am
It am 10pm heer nao.
Lukky yew fur sunny an warm webber.
Cowld, windee an rainstorms heer.
Mai wheelie bin am blowed ober an rubbish awl up teh gardin! Grrr
well, Tidmum, if yoo wantz to stai awaeks until yoo needz to taek Kenna to teh skool – I’z sure wii kan hep yoo!
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ooh. I jes got satted awn by mai big tuxie kitteh. He sais “O Hai, O Cheezfrenz ov mai mom! If she startz typing bad, it’z cuz I sitz awn her arm”
Ai lubs tew stai an plai til layte on heer.
Mai Cheezfrenz be teh bestest inna whirld
Ai hadz teh sneeky nap eerlier tewdai.
Snorgulz an pettins fur yaw tuxie kitteh.
Hazel an Fern say Ohai tew.
Fern beed a durdee liddle stopowt-she onlee jess cum bak in sinse
goin owt on Furrzdai afternewn.
She shore noes how tew mayke Mummah wurry!!
JD fanks yoo grately fer the snorgulz and pettinks!
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He an Zoli send hedbonks and gushiefud wishes to Tidmum, Hazel an Fern!
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Zoli iz obsesseded wif teh owtside – shes at teh windo, an haz bin sinse I gotted hoem frum werks. She nebber goez all teh wai owtside, tho – I libs in an apart mint an sumteims she gitz to teh hallway, but she alwais comez bak fer teh treetses
We am sew lukkee fur teh kittehz tew go owtside.
Hazel am a hoamboddee.She nebber beree far frum teh howse.
Ai sing “Me an mai Shadow” awlla tyme fur her.
Fern beez a diffrunt kettle ob Kitteh.Soon as teh webber starts tew
get spring an summer,she owt awlla tyme.She kin be gorn fur 2 daiz
at atyme.Ai get sew wurried,but she awlwayz cumz bak,habz a gud feed den orf agen!!
Inna winter she stayz in awl day an nite-goez fur kwik ablooshuns den
strayte bak in.Fat an Floofy inna whinter,skinnee an shorter floof
inna summer.
Mai “Kitteh Who Lives With My Parents” libs wif dem cuz he’s an owtside-going kitteh. (he wuld hunt in plaics up to a mile awai frum teh howse – a bit worrying wen mai parentz moved abowt 2 miles to a noo howse). When he wuz yunger, he wuld nebber eet teh gushiefuds in teh summer – he alwaiz ate whut he caut. In abowt August he wuld start eeting liek crazee an wuld bulk up fer teh winter. He did teh saem fat/skinee ting taht Fern duz. He’s abowt 19 yeers old – he can do wuhtebber he wants to!
Hazel duz fat inna whinter an fat inna summer!!!
OMG u teh gud mama kitteh! sry ur wedder sew bad!
Hoap yu nawt owt in midul ub nite ranestrom pikin grabij. Ai shur dint se enn
ybudy sez warm wethur. Fink we getz rane tonite heer tu. leest nawt no
snoze
Must be berry hyuj coach fur dat horde. hoapz dey hab funz er lurn sumfingz er wutebur spozed tu du. hur bringz hoam souvenir? Wut ai wud tryz wen Ai
wuz 17 wud be a boi. nawt nedez at awl but dint noe den.
“Lukz at clok” oh, noze, bin plaing heer bowt 5 howrz todai
Ai leeb teh wubbinje fur Mr T.M tew pikk up tewmorrer.Hehhehheh!
den lotz ob lawng drivin.
Demz got a dubble dekker luxshury koach wib a toylet an teebee an
ebereefing.
Dems goin inna Channel Tunnel
See lawts ob differnt cuntreesydez tho.
Souveneerz fur awl ai shall tell her.
She tew yung tew buy teh Takky Ashtrays fur me an teh Auntiez.
Mai Sissies awlwayz bring bak sum reely Takky ashtrayz fur eech ob us.
It started az a joak,but nao dey outdoo eech udder tew see hoo kin fynd
teh werstest wunz.!! Hee hee!!
My Takky Ashtray cullecshun-Let me show yew eet!!
ai dint hab sisturs so no taky ashtrays. 3 dorturs, 2 yungurz gibz takines. tu eech tu nuddurz sumtiemz saim fing dey fined difrunt stawrz. almos jeenyus sumteimz
Yu up berry lait and shud go bed sune. I bin play abowt 6 hrs heer and
shud kwit. Hab furry fun dai. seez ebbreewunz tomoro. bai
Wp etted mai comments.
den lawng drive frew teh cuntrysydez.
Mr T.M kin pikk up wubbinje inna mornin .HeeHee!!
Dems got a luxshury koach-toylet teebee n ebereefing.
Goin under Chanel Tunnel
She tew yung tew buy me an Ashtray obb takkiness-mai sissies owtdoo
eechudder ebree hollyday tew see hoo fyndz teh takkiest wunz.
Mai Takky Ashtray cullekshun-let me show yew eet!!
Hallo, Rosie — hoep yuz habbin a gud day-befor-Caturday!
o hai Shna! i habbin gud dae wit teh wedder bein 78 dgreez heer in Norf Caerolinah ub teh Merika!
Hao r u doin? u gud? Planz 4 Caturday?
oh, iz Rosie gotz teh warm todai. Ebbree budy els cumplanez brrr. Eeben Cal fur
knee nawt warm todai. Glad yu hab gud teim. ai nawt bin Carelina but bruvvur had fren frum dere ai mete lawng teim ago. He tel me “yu doan sai North carelina
Yu sai “Up carelina “er peepz fink yu dam Yankee”
Yeah, kinda liek Looahvull. Iff u say Louieville, dey call u a damYankee, 2.
Nuffin o-fish-yul. Jus beein lazee all arownd teh howse — an playin wif meh furree kidz an teh hyoomin kitten. Byooteeful wedder heer in Suvvern Caleefornya too.
Iz gud. Leebin werk soon fur tew go skrapbukkin. *Wiggulls wif a happee!!*
Handstand Cat
fails
Boycott Beijing? U betcha! Boycat slinky? 2 Qte!
It has a mouse!
สno buฤฑddฤฑ1ษ sฤฑ
สษษdฤฑ1ษ
Standin on yr hed. Yr doin it rong.
Praktisin for teh Olimpiks…needz to eatz moar cheezburgers…
Hm. This is the same cat from the “Invisible Tokyo” picture!
Kitteh wil du ennyfing fur cheezburgers, evun stan oan hers hed.
Moar chzbrgrs her getz, moar hers duz dis.
(Gettyng prittee dyzzeeee bye naow; sumtymes her jes fawlls oaver, adn haz tu be resussitayted rite qwik).
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga doyn-ga
ai doent getz it. but enea waes ai liek slinkeis
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lol.