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Halp…ai gots peenut butter stuk on roof ob mai maof
Gymnast kitteh practices for Chinese Olympics - he be hoping that there be no boykott.
Congratulations, GeeNeeZcatz, on your nawt sekond! I be sending you sum fresh-pikked daffydils from my garden!
Tank U, dey iz lubblee
*nuttin bloomin heer yet*
this picture is too funny
conslinkeeayshuns GNZc on ffl nawt sekkund
Drinkses an danses on fank crunchie its frydai,cud be:
Apple Martoonie
Bananananaa splitz
Cha cha cha….
Diets-b-damned
Extra Chocklate on all sweets
Fudge
Gyunt cheezburgerz
Hawt chokklit-extry chokklit
Ice kreem flotes
Jelly beens
Kahlua and creem
Lemondrops!
Oops stepped on CeeNeeZcats. Ignore
sry, stil igurnut bowt sumfingz. wutz “step awn”?thx
Sorry, missed this, gmawairgreneshuz.
“step awn” means we were both posting at teh saem time, but CeeNeeZcats wuz reely furs- umm, before me, I mean.
That is, GeeNeeZcats, whose posting is below heer.
Fangz. Stil hab meny fingz tu lurn. todai 1st dai (ok?) getz
partixpate reel teim and getz 1st burgurs. meny funz.
It is plenty fun! Wun uv mai favrite things ever!
Wellkum, gmawairsgreneshuz! Heer is sum hawt choklitt. It’s just been snowing heer in Seattle, but it has stawpped nao. Still, hawt choklitt is grate innytime!
by teh way, duz gmawairsgreneshuz = great minds always wair green shooz?
I know a place where they have peanut butter cheezburgers (no joke - in San Diego). It’s Cats meow!
danz til dawn
eggNoggz, spiked
Fox Trorz
oopsie, ai stepped on CH
Jitterbugz
Kikin hi
Lotz ob booz
Orinjes an lemmuns
Pancaeks
Qwahula
sowee-mai stoopy let me show yew.
Raysinettes
Samba
Tuhkeela (be bery bery careful wif this!)
(uh oh, nao we’re in trubble — where du we go?)
Umbrellies fur coktaylz
Vin ,rouge et blanc
waddermellon
X’s, Dos of them
Yummy gummy wurms
Zombies!
Martoonies
Noms of splendor
Orange jooss. w/ and w/o champagne
oops again
Mennee lizts am gud- der am lots ob cheezfrenz tew share wib.
Fanks, Tidmum! I luv teh lists!
Pynt ob lager an lyme
Qwalitee street chokklits
Royale,Kir
Samba
Tuhkeela (the danjer drink!)
Uglifroot!
Varyuss typez ob danse stepz
whisky
x-ray-borked teh bonez drinkin an dansin
YNG handin rown drinkses-an danses
Zombie zoo
dinit! fuggawt about Y!
~shakes head sadlee~
Tu much wurk!
btw Do nawt want danses with YNG! Tu creepy!
Ai can haz yaw tern?
Ai haff tu sai,
Dancing in the park = OK
Dancing in the dark = OK
Danging with the stars = OK
Dancing in the naykidness = cud be paynefull
sew go ahed! Just be carefull!
HeeHee!!
~chuckles about the borked bonez wut need x-rays~
Zurracapote
(check it out on wikipedia — there’s a whole list of kocktayles!)
wee eetz and drinkz awl dis stufz we be up awl nite froe upping.
*hee hee*
froe upping…
McCain hates peanut butter.
Obama sounds like a mouth full of Peanut butter, OK?
Hoep kitteh nawt has “Arachibutyrophobia” - teh fere ob peenut budder stikin to teh rufe ob yur mowf!
iz jess lookin at bugz ‘tween da brikz
Cats neber work, they onwee plai.
They work at playing.
And nao, fur teh sing-a-long…
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky.
.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky,
It’s fun, it’s a wonderful toy.
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky, it’s fun,
It’s a wonderful toy.
It’s fun for a girl or a boy.
.
End ov cummershall. Bak to ur LOLs.
EEEaaaaaaaaar wurmmmmzzzzz!!
Ai be heerin dis wurm awl weekend nao!!
Welcum.
Mee tu. Ina midul ub nite. **##! on Romeow.
U n mee bofe!
It’s lo-og,
It’s lo-og,
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s lo-og,
It’s lo-og,
It’s better than bad. It’s good!
Everyone wants a log!
You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log!
Everyone needs a Log!
*clappin foofy pawz*
Yay! Iz nawt aloan wif teh Ren & Stimpy-ness!!!
happy! happy!
joy! joy!
*floofly paws clapping*
we iz nebber alone, espshully heer!
*snarkee cat strolls by*
Oh, u needs a log?
I leffted wun in ur shoo.
…abowt 15 yeerz ago Ai akshully maykt maiself a Log Toi…it wuz a peese uv wood we wuz gunna yuze fr a campfyre, en Ai taykt mai jaknyfe en karvd onnit “ADVENTURE LOG–FROM BLAMMO” on wun syde, en a karvd owt a beerd en mustash on teh udder syde. Ai fink Ai stil haz it sumwayr. Good tymez, good tymez!
O no, Romeo! Michio b verree bizzee kitteh. Hims keeps wurld safe frum feroshus killer kleenex! Den hims inbestigates teh naychur of teh trash baskit. Hims awlso gud at keepin mommehs lap warm in teh cold baysment wear teh puter is! Hims be berree ack u rat wens jumpin on teh bed weezils - Ai hab teh scars to pruv it!
Lol, ManfredMom, I stand corrected. Mah pologies to Michio. I was nawt aware dat u habs teh killer kleenex at ur house. I do hab teh inbisible mice in mah bed when I change teh sheets.
Ur rite, kittehs do work, juss liek childrens do learn.
Yu chanj sheetz? cum ober mai haus. Arly and Kinsey heplz yu Ai hab tu sneke
in bedrume wen they some els warez. Tu much helpz. thay gud gurlz , kepez chare warm fur teh daddeh soz he nawt nede lectrik heter.
Playing cro-kay not as much fun as I thot. Nekst time, yoo be teh wicket, okay?
Thank Ceiling Cat the game not be basketball!
Praps a missing slink?