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I knows whut V.E.T. spells too…
Conga Ratz Maus,,,lukz liek anudder trip 2 da TyBooTeek furr U
n mee n Lyanthya !!!1!
Dwinkz R on mee today
Wut wud U liek?
conbathulashuns!
to da toon ob “splish splash”
♫ splish, splash B.A.T.H. spellz “bath”
– i hate it wen my hoomanz spelzl dat!
i wuz dewin just fine, cleenin off my own grime
Noes, dont wash me, yure nawt kwalified tecks…
sweetpea, yuz iz pur jean-ius! wunerfawl lirycs ‘n tymin’!
Cong rachu layshuns Maus, Lyantha and GNZcatz on 3-wai tyy!! Watchu want 4 danzin-singin? Teh twist? Dryer-break-danzin?
I dont noes. Mebbe “Anarky in teh UK”. Taht whut it liek wen I has to baff mai kitteh.
Spells MOON.
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0010000001101101
0110100100100001
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0110010101100101
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0100010001101111
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0010000100100000
0100100100100000
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0110010101110011
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00100001
cweenmj, taht is so cool!!! An I iz such a ubergeek!!!
ummm. could you spain to doze ob us in teh dark?
Iz askee text in bynary…
DOS?
skitches hed- well i figgered it wuz teh binaree,
and i haz herd ob teh askee stuffs
but i still duznt no wut ^it awl meenz.
ok, i putz on teh dunz hat nao.
mee 2
here, i has teh liddle pointee partee hatz leftober frum teh Annibersaree ob ICHC. Dey prettee gud foar contayning splortz, justin case.
*passes ober pointee partee hat*
Oh, fank U…dis iz purrty blu sparklee hat
here -
*passes ober sum sheets ob payper wif culurful dezines*
i gotted a day -by -day calemdar wich has a cool payper airplane to fold for each day o teh yeer, and i haz lotsa kewl wunz i hasnt gotten round to yet.
hee hee- wile teh smart kidz is playin in teh binaree,
letz maek paper airplanes adn fly em round.
WEEEE !!1! Dat sounz leik funz….wee
kin keep saylin dem around on Caturday 2
wee kin plaa wif paper alla tymez
ooh! teh fun!
.
*fold fold fold*
*crease fold crease*
.
*throw*
*plane goes whirling thru teh room an owt teh windo*
.
whee! taht wuz fun – I’z gonna maek sum moar!
you can choose frum dese:
*fans out pages wif varyous deesines*
wood you like da nebyoula , da dwagon, oar the monark flutterbye?
cweenmj sed:
Maus? Halp mi!
i be n digiteyezed
i in deh bak ruum uv deh ty-booteek.
An tehn I sed:
Dont wurry! I saeves yoo!
kewl!
(dats reely wut dey sed…Ai checkt!)
geek-notes.com/tools/17/text-to-binary-translator/
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0110000101101110
0110101100100000
0110011101101111
0110111111100100
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0100100100100000
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0110000101100011
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ya noes, dere ar onlee 10 kines ov peeps in dis werld: dem dat gits teh binary an dem dat duzent.
i onlee noes enuf to get teh joak!
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Hey eberywun! cweenmy sumhow gots trapped inna puter in the tie-booteek. We gots to gets her owt!
i aer willing to hep, but i dont no nufin bout teh computerz…
i bets LCB wud be gud attit , doe.
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0111101000100000
0011001000100000
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0100001101100001
0111000001100101
00100001
{{{{{{{{Maus}}}}}}}}}}}
My hero!!!!
Thank yew sooooooo muches!!!!
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I gotted captured back on deh Why don’t
you come over here page. But dehr wuz
no one who cud unnerstanding mii.
Wuz berry interesting inside teh cumputer.
How dat uzzer commint get up der?
I typinged it after maus savinged me!!
yay, maus!
*whispers behind paw*
nao, sumone transmalate fur us?
48 69 20 63 77 65 65 6E
6D 6A 2E 20 43 61 6E 20
79 6F 75 20 75 6E 64 65
72 73 74 61 6E 64 20 74
68 69 73 3F
gotta go noaw. seeing you guise later.
{{{{maus}}}}
To maek a long storee short, I wented inna tie booteek an pressded teh ESC key onna puter. An cweenmj ESCaped…
An heer I thot yoo downloaded her into yor dongle….
Maus, if u cumz bak heer:
48 45 4c 4c 4f 20 4d 41 55 53 21 20 49 20
42 20 41 20 52 45 54 49 52 45 44 20 45 4c
45 43 54 52 4f 4e 49 43 53 20 54 45 43 48
2e
cweenmj:
59 6F 75 20 6B 6E 6F 77 20 6D 65 20 62 65 74 74 65 72 20 74 68 61 6E 20 49 20 64 6F 2E 20 49 20 73 61 77 20 74 68 65 20 62 69 6E 61 72 79 20 61 6E 64 20 73 61 69 64 20 22 4F 4B 2C 20 61 20 70 75 7A 7A 6C 65 22 2E 20 57 65 6E 74 20 74 6F 20 79 6F 75 72 20 62 6C 6F 67 2C 20 73 61 77 20 74 68 65 20 63 6F 6E 76 65 72 74 65 72 2C 20 61 6E 64 20 68 61 64 20 41 20 42 41 4C 4C 2E 20 20 54 68 61 74 20 77 61 73 20 53 4F 20 43 4F 4F 4C 21 2E 20 54 68 61 6E 6B 20 79 6F 75 20 53 4F 20 4D 55 43 48 21 21
OMG!1! Sumboddy puts a hex on yoose too !!!
hehe
Maus:
Thank You!!!
I giving u 20 elebenty burgerz 4 saving me.
(Deh burger trollz not be liking us, but i not caring.)
ummm, you wanna tell uz wot teh sekrit mesaj is @3:33?
Maus:
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Maus sed:
You know me better than I do. I saw the binary and said “OK, a puzzle”. Went to your blog, saw the converter, and had A BALL. That was SO COOL!. Thank you SO MUCH!!
i luv maus!!
oh, i see! so, wotabout dat otter stuff? is dat hex, adn duz you has a converter fur dat??!!
HAH nebber mind! i used your decoder- cool stuff- it’s like majik.
cween mj
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50 6c 73 20 32 20 62 20 70 61 79 69 6e 67 20 75 72 20 74 61 78 65 73 2e 20 20 49 20 69 73 20 72 65 74 69 72 65 64 20 66 65 64 20 77 65 72 6b 65 72 2e 20 20 20 20 49 20 6e 65 65 64 7a 20 6d 61 69 20 70 65 6e 73 69 6f 6e 2e 20 0d 0a
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Many thanks to cweenmj for an excellent puzzle and a lot of fun!n.
HUH?
Wunst on a tiem, Laurie Anderson performed a binary bit (snif-snif, izzat apun?)
Inna vox ub teh pedantic male perfesser, shii sed “noez! – wii dunt wanna b zeros.
wii wann b #1″ (showin big zeros adn wuns behinst ub hersef onna video). Nex wuz tehbinary representin of teh ASCII code 4 the Declamashum ub Interpenguins! Itz awl goin up to teh “binary represintin ub teh moosik u b heerin!
01111001 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101000 00100000 01100010 01111001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01111010 00111111
wut?
Snow again plz, ai didnt git da drift.
N ai’m nawt cummin owt
Ai fink ai found da mouzez nest back heer
Spellz WET
Gud wun, Lyanthya !! *wish ai thawt ob dat!*
Hab U been to da TyBooTeek B4? Dey habz lotz on nycz fingz Bsydez tyz
Dey hab toiz 2 plaa wif, n bobblehedz, n moss enneyfing U can fink of
Fanks an congratshoelaces, GNZ!
Tihs mai nawt sekkund trip to teh TyBooTeek. I wuntz sun hawt chokklit cuz it COLD heer in Noo Jurzee tihs mornin.
Hot chokklit is reddy…heer…wuntz sum Kalua oar Ameretto in it 2 helpz warm U up? Itz kwite chillee n dampish here in SaneLuwee 2, but dey promissed sum sunnyShien 2morroo.
How ‘bowt a nycz bisco…bizcot…almun cookie wif dat?
I lieks sum Irish Creem in mai hawt chokklit. No cookie I dont fink–I maeks baykun an eggs fer ebberywun. It are taht kine ob mornin.
K, heerz sum IrishKreemz
MMmmm ur brekfass smellz gud
Yah, yummy krispi baykun an ommletts wif cheez (ob corse) an onyuns. Vejjy taryans can has otemeel. But I wuntz baykun an eggs.
ohai, GeeNeeZcatz! wuld it be possibul to git sum hawt choklit, eben doe I wuz closer to last than not? I hadz to cleen orf mai car wif mai mittens tihs morning – it snowed las nite, an I don’t haf wun ov dem scraper tingys (car iz stil too noo, an I’z stil in denile abowt teh winter wedder aroun heer.
.
…my patetic atempt fer teh pitee, lemme show u it.
you haz my symphonee, er, sympathee.
hearz sum hawt choklit.
wee mite get teh frozenated stuff layter toodae, so teh liddul teenytinee irises wich aer bluming will has “icing” on dem.
fanks fer teh moosic an teh sympathee, sweepea!
Ai hoeps yoo doan git teh iceses todai. Bad fer teh flours an teh hoomyins!
Iffn yoo do git teh iciness, ai hoeps yoo has safetee drivink arownd (an nawt be neer anyee bodee hoo doan haf thier windshield kleen orf!)
aynt it da truf!
teh winshield on one ob our carzjest gotted a big ole crak innit frum a truk dumpin a sheet ob ice onus cuz dey dint clean orf properlee.
Youch! sorree to heer taht, sweepea!
Ai doan liek drivink arown wif snow an eis awn mah car, so I fink I shuld jes go an buy a sno brush – if aneebodee iz stil sellink tehm!
i findz dat wun ob dose heavy dooty push brooms werks teh wunderz.
Fresh batch iz maid…heer, wun giantic kup furr U
*srry, ai was away furr a wi-el feedin da fambly – hoepz ur still heer*
I’z stil heer – at teh werks, tryin to luk liek I’z werking an nawt playin wif my cheezpeeps.
O Hai. I is in yer lawndree rooms, fixin yer dryers. Kthxbai…
O hai! I iz in ur laundree room havin mai kittens…..(true story)
We had “Ai is in yur dressingup bawks, havin mai kittens”!
… how about “I is unner ur bed, havin mai kittens”?
Of korse, it wuz a karpeted floor…
We had “Ai is on tawp of yer wardrowbe, havin mai kittens”.
haz to whisper this one. 35 yrs ago my Scampy cat made a nest in a big box of sanitary napkins that was in the linen closet. Very soft and warm for her beautiful babees
ohai, inna tent, behind yous, havin’ mai kittens
yup, it happen
howdee ma’am….it looks liek yur dryer iz gonna need a noo wutchamacalit doodad fer it to werk rite agin. An yoo wan it to werk rite – to keep teh kittehs in warm cleen laundry fer sleepin in!
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Fanks. Heer’s mah bill. Elebenty million cheezburgers.
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Yesh. it’z taht mush becuz it’s day-befoar-caturday, when all gud kitteh reparemen ar gittin reddy fer Caturday!
oh, datz teh catz purjamaz wut kepes clene and warm.
Oh noez thez wants to take mah harblz, I ar not coming out.
Terminator kitteh gets terminated.
Live as one of them, Kal-El. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you… my only son.
Luk, up inna sky. Itsa burd, itsa playn, its SUPERNOM!!!!
Faster tahn a kitteh runnin awai frum a lisensed vet tech, moar powerful tahn a momma cat defendin her kittens, abul to leep tall carpet towurs inna singul bownd…
Defendr uv Troof, Just Us, an da Amurkin Cheez (burger)!!!
Izzat Kel-El, R Calgon?
we needz to seeng dat ’smelly kat’ song wat dat blond girl on ‘frienz’ wuz singin
Smellee Kat, smellee Kat
wut R dey feedin U?
Smellee Kat, smellee Kat
itz nawt Ur fawlt
Smellee Kat, smellee Kat
ur nawt der favrit pet
Smellee Kat, smellee kat
dey nebber taek u 2 da vet
Dat kitteh shore iz smart!
Most hyoomens can’t eeven spell DVD!
Oh, and yoo can furget abowt tryin to spell “soopercallafragala – err, expi – umm…
Plz not tu bee puttin mee in da baf tub wit doez tygurz!
k now i be steamed.
i meen, what soap with baths, anyway?
go ahead and loofa out loud you scum!
what’s that u say – pumice??? Ware??!!
*hedesk*
Ai see ded peeps…
Sooo…DATZ waer U hyded my yello marshmellonz
Open the pod bay door Hal.
I’m sorry, I can’t do that Dave. I don’t want you to deactivate me in the bath tub.
(Wow, it’s hard to spell correctly!)
Kitteh ar a “Tubb Foogityve”.
She be triiyng rlly hard tu hides hurseylfe behine a huuuge maound uv auld dryure sheetz adn mptyee fabrik saoufener boddles.
Lettuce hopes her haz sum sukkcessfalness.
buts iz spozta go B-A-F-F !! ur doin it rong!
and enywaiz i stayin riet heer.
WRONG, stoopy hyoomans. It spellz DEFF!
Mah eers, DEFF too ur calls ub mah name. Talk to teh paw!
Ur bodee, it’s caws ub DEFF determined too bee mah pointee ends.
An yu can jus leeve teh treet rite there. I’ll get it laytur.
Hilarious! I don’t even have to spell ‘em for my dog anymore, if I mention “nails” or “bath”, she runs for shelter lol
That cat is frightened because it’s been beaten. I dont like looking at this picture.
The only way you’d know this for sure is if you were the one who did the beating. I don’t like looking at your face.
Fanks, Teho.
{{{{{{{Teho}}}}}}}}}
My God, why would you think that? She is in the typical playful hiding posture of cats, see the paw in front, peaking and ready to pounce. What kind of trauma did you have in your life to make you think of that?? You should talk about this to someone. Somehow your comment resonated so terribly with me I had to reply.
ur nyser den me.
Wow…that’s some response. And a great one!
Why on earth would someone take a photo of a cat that they had just beaten?
And why would a cat that had just been beaten stand still to be photographed?
Furthermore, why would a Cheezfrend think a cat had been beaten in the first place?
(Wel, awl dis finkyng iz jes maiken me tyred; Ai goez tu taik a nappee naow).
Deer wun, wee duzzn’t ‘low pitchers ob abuseded aminals heer. Awl ob uss bee teh aminal lubbers, not ‘buzers. An awl ob uss haz scene teh kittehs playin “Hyde an Seke” an nawt lettin us pet dems coz it’z nawt awn dere skedool. Wut’s hertin U soo badd dat U assooms harm too teh kitteh? I fink yoo needs huggz an maibee sumwun lettin yoo kry till yoo feelz betteh. So—-{{{{{{{Zerk}}}}}}}.
I am not certain Cheezfrenz, ZJERK, might be right, teh kitteh may have been involved in a beaten. I’m luking at teh discoloration around the uppar arm where the qat may have been restrained and there is evidents of the kitteh having worn a mask or praps a ball gag, & teh luk onna face is classic submissive: “O Pls Daddah, Plz don spank muh”. I suspeck dat behind the dryer is the secret door to teh dungeon and thare yule find much leather and other devices in der private kinky closet. Dats not how I roll but to each her own rite? Always have a safe word Kitteh . . . Palomino!
I only made that comment because to me, this cat looks terrified like its been hurt in some fashion. I’ve been around thousands of cats and to me, this looks more like terror than it does playing. Sorry if I offended anyone.
kitteh IZ terrufyed…. terrufyed of BAFF!!!
zerk jus remember this is hoomer site, and kitteh lovers site. tehy wud nebber post enny kitteh beeing hurt heer. ennything u see that myte concern yoo, is prolly fotoshopt. but dont poyt taht owt eethur.
I knoez it spellz S.K.R.O.O.O. Y.O.O!!
too late kitteh…
all yr bath
r belong to u
It be spelling t.a.b.h.
No?
WurdQuisinart wont lemmee reply 2 teh posts abuv, so aill provyde wut translashunz ai kan. Maus gab some ob dem:
cweenmy: Maus? Halp mi!
i be n digiteyezed
i in deh bak ruum uv deh ty-booteek.
maus: Dont wurry! I saeves yoo!
c: (described being inna masheen) is der enny buttinz on dis musheen yoo can pushing?
m: What machine?
c: I am trapped in a cumputer i fink. wif lotz uf buttinz adn flashy litez.
m: Oh deer. I tells sumbudy to go inna (den ai kudunt maak sens ob it)
c: i needz 2 ESCape! (dat lukt liek a hint 2 meh…)
m: Okeh. I is inna tie-booteek at the puter. I is pressin teh ESC key. And… POOF! Tehre’s cweenmj. YAAAAY! (smart boi!!)
oooo
Teh abob translashunz probided wif mutch halpz frum binary-2-English software freelee probided awn teh innerwebz. Deetaylz abaalabul awn rekwest.
binary babelfish on innertubes? reely? i had no ideeyah.
Dis is wutt I cheet wiff:
nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
OOoooooh! Datsa nu wun 2 meh! But tehre r so meneez.
N ai wudunt kawl it cheeting, mai deer, jus yuzing reesorses abaylabul 2 tohse hu chuz 2 benshur owt awn teh humungus innerwebz.
Wen u tink ob wut iz abaylabul 2 yur fingeez, tapin awaa onna keebord, iz teh awesum.
Fank Ceiling Cat wee kin shar owr lub ob kittehz at ICHC, n maak eetchudder laf. Lief iz 2 short (n gettin shortur eberee daa).
Dis iz prolly bin sed, butt
Tehre’s 10 kinz o’peeps inna whirled.
Doze hoo unnerstanz binary, adn doze hoo dunt!
yup. but it bares repeetin 1 or 1 0 times…
heh – i kin counz dat hi on mai feetz!
adn nau i seize PB2K dun awreddy dood it!
mea reduncyoo!
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01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110
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LOLcatsteelur, I wuz kinda freeked owt by ur message abowt teh littul orfun annie decoder, cuz dats just wutt all dis reminded mee ub, and I wuz tellin my mom
abowt dis an how much fun it is, juss like a secret decoder!
For the curious not in the loop, Teho said:
tankoo Kafleen! u has teh awsum. �
To which I say to Teho:
U has gibben mee teh much warm fuzzee.
<3
I r behin ur aplyanses
U cant c mee…
Bebeh needs hug
C’mere