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HALP!
is teh mous skeerin teh Maus??
No! Teh kitteh!
kitteh duznt luk skeered to me- jest sorta disk ustid.
haz you a rekwest foar songndanz?
I cant thinks ov wun at teh momint. Stoopy werk. Wut kind ov evil purrson calls a meeting at 3:30 onna Day-Before-Caturday. Sheesh!
we kan wayte til you gets bak.
Go ahed wifowt me. I iz going hoem riet after teh meetin. Eberybuddy has a gud weekend!
‘twon’t bee teh saem wifout choo…
oar am you needin HALP frum sumfin elz?
cong rat shoo lacewings!
Merci beaucoup!
uhohes… zee fronsch-wuznt reddee fur dat…
I iz not tastee or nyootrishus!!!
I knows. I’ll talk buynaree at teh kitteh. Mebbe it will confyooz hims…
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Corngratshoelacez, Maus. Finely getz curint fredz & nawt fink ennyfing gud tu
. sai. Wutz awl bainareez menez? nawt noze rede dat awr maik teh paypurr ayrplanez needur. sum peeps so smrat.
Yu dint sai wut danz an bevrij. Munch teim heer in cal fur knee Stil nawt
noze wy owr tmeis shoz in eestrem wen owr hed awfis in Seattle. nuddur
mistree. Ai hab nawt bin tybooteak but spoze can get ennyfing eber dreme uv.
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Ha!! It werked maus!!
Thanks, friend!
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Iz it ur new toi?
congratshoulacewingz to you, too! i jest noticed the tie time. prolly sumfin in teh typbooteek you’d lyk?
i heer dare’s a II for I sale in teh binaree departmint…but bee keerful, dat compyuter in dere eated cweenmj.
Akshooly, itsa “10 for 1″ sale in taht deepartmint…
last week it wuz I0 fer I, but sinz Gibboo is away, teh mice will plae…
in sillybrashun ob the 11 fer I sail, wee kneads a 3 for 1 liszt, donchoo (skyuse da sneez):
Aramis, Athos,Porthos (3 mouseketeerz)
Blind Mice
C…
Cheers, (3 cheerz foar nawt sekund!)
Dog Night
E…
coyn’s in a fowntin
eggy omalit
French hens
Golden apples from Aphrodite
H…
Horsemen ob the apocalypso (3outta4 aint bad)
Is a crowd
Jewels of taoism
Kings, We Three
Little Kittens whoove lost dare mittnz
Three-way tie (you, TM and me)!
we mint to do dat! purrfect fur teh liszt.
N u iz bery gud at dis game!
yu, two!
heads is better than 2
is company
J
Headed dog (Fluffy)
I
oh, ai lub Fluffy so much. Him ar gud goggy. Jus mis unnerstud.
menz ina tub, rub,dub
datz good, just safe it till we getz dere in teh alfamabet,’k?
hat trick (in hockey)
Ironman triathalon
J
Wii haz a ty, TM!
notebook rings
Orion’s belt
Primary colors
iz uzally sweetpea ai iz steppin on! Iz bery bery fun n thot- pervoking.
itz okay! we’z habin fun!
questions for the genii
R…
ooooo, ai lyk it!
reading, riting, and ‘rithmatic
stooges
ai muss leeb dis intlickshul persute jis naw, haz bin a wunnerful afternoone butt a feu tings awr cawling tu mii B4 hubby gits home. TTFN
Ring sirkiss
S…
3 – Stooges (as TUKKZ’Z MOMA said)
3rd – time is the charm
3 – Ugly stepsisters
jolly coachmen (tomorrow we’ll be sober!)
kittehs who lost their mittehs
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k. Dint fink bowt alfbetkal
iz okay. we uses teh kitteh alfamabetz.
Tank Q MaryO…Ai’l browsz ‘rownd…
Ai’m luukin furr sumfing speshul 4 mai dawterz wedding
Duz da TyBooTeek haz stuff U tink shee mite liek?
nawt unless she has teh kweschunabul tayste.
Wellz, da wedding iz berry UNTRADISHUNAL
Sheez gittin married at the Renaissance Festival…weer all
waerin “period clothes” N da Royal Feast is enneyfing onna stick
*dey ebben has macaroneeNcheez onna stik*
u needs band for renweddingz? We has wun!
MacaroneeNcheez onna stik at mareelan faire iz also deepfryed.
Dey sells ANYFING if itz onna stik.
We desyded to sell owr CDs onna stik. Made manee muneez.
Ai dunnawt no if she has her musik alreddy.
Kin ur band come to Atlanta RenFaire?
Ebberybunnee can come watch da wedding!!1!
Dat iz possiblez too far fur us – we is in Shikago.
But if she needz myoozishunz, lemme no – I knows lots uv dem.
I can haz teh stickz con session?
GeeNeeZcatz
Tihs wedding sownds lyke funz wif teh kostumes an awl!!
Sooo elegante….
We can awl come 2 shed teers of happeeness, pls!
Wedding prezints will be…
anteek buttins
box ov chawklik kisses
crystil shampain glassis
d…
diningrum tabl
epensive ugly peeses uv artz (dat yoo can returnz fur muneez wen dey nawt lookin)
French provinshul end tabl (to go wif diningrum tabl)
gruesome art, non returnabul
handpaintedperiwinkle china, Royal Doulton
itty bitty silver serving pieces you hardlee ebber use
jooleree boks
knyfe an frok ,carving
lukking glass,loowee 15th periyud
munnees, in drakmas
nik naks rekwiring much dusting
o possums, gift wrapped
Well,dreamz – we kin haz dem
iz Mary O’S hab de perwinkulz chinaz?
Yeppers.It am her bestest chyna.She bringz it owt wen der
am a speshul occayshun- We must be berree kaerful nawt tew
bork it tho.
purrple towelz
Qwestyunable objekt frum Auntee gladdiss.
Relaxin chayre fur teh gardin.
*ooh, U giez are soo sweet*
below were ai posted website 4 faire in GA
servin dishes in odd shaps and sizes
toaster wif extree slots for bagels
underware, funnee (dats at teh partees before teh weddin)
Vowcherz
Water culler dun bai an obskewer artisit-(Keep it,it will be werf
elebentee millyun munniez wun dai)
Xhaustin lizst ob fankyews
YNG-fur irnin teh holiday clobez.
Zester.
Duz we runz owt ub ruem heer? Fangz, tidmum . I fink it wuz
yu wuz tok wif MOS wen hur wuz drinkz hur cawfee.Mai ant
Gladas nawt gib me no prpl towlz yay! Wee cawl hur Happy
Bottom
Heehee! Happy Bottom-dats teh funneh!
jes’ u wate until I’z a big kitteh. Den yoo’ll kno mai pointy endz!
Fien, givz me ‘toi’ mousy. C if I help u wen reel 1 getz in da hows. Mayb I think dat 1 is ‘toi’ too…
I puts teh reel mousy in ur bed- I iz gud at leebin presentz!
Iz vejjietarian mous.. hi fibur..
http://www.happylolday.com
Dis maus NOT has a flavur.
da flavr is rubber…pleh!
or gra floof, pleh. GNZcatz, win iz dawter gittin mariged?
April 27th…11AM sharp
It’ll B heer B4 wee noit
Faire web site: http://www.garenfest.com
see alla fun stuff 2 do at da faire
Shee was gunna hab a piper, but himz bagpipe got borked
mai dress is sooo kewt, velvet n brocade in deep hunter green
herz is royal purple wif flour de lis inlay
her bridesmaids are alla frenz whoos wedding shee was in, but shez
nawt makin dem waer sillie dresses liek dey made her waer
Itz gonna B sooo muches funz!!1!
gud fing nawt in sumur. Belbut bez tu hawt. Hoap nawt ranez. Loot myusik wud be gud. Jus 1 mai dortur getz marid , nawt hab weding,but praty. Las yeer huzbin decied nawt wantz no moar and muved owt. nais gy reely but purrsnalty laik
goldn retreebur, nebber groze up
DO NOT WANT.
yay! getz 1st bugur todai. Ai wil hab it rite naow fur munch. Heer iz 1 clok pm. Kittehs stil plai til Ai cum bak.
iz acsitingness tu getz firstest cheezburger! conga rat shus mashuns, gma-wif- da-colorfel-fuutwares!{{{{gmawairsgreneshuz}}}} have a hug, too.
Fangz so much, Moma. Wate yu seez doz shuze.
good mouse had a mouse hehe
Agin, WurdQuisinart telz meh “Go waa!” wen I trai 2 respond 2 a post, abub.
Yuzing teh saam “binary-2-English web aide”:
maus: Go away kitteh!
cweenmj: Teh kitteh randed away!
It apeerz taht teh kitteh unnurstanz binary!
Or elz it wuz frytendeded by teh sownd ob it.
Stil, itz prettee kewl 2 hab binary abaalabul.
I wants eet real snak, plz
Gasp!! Thasnu mows! Eetsa raht!!
This is great!! I love this one! Very fun and different and clever!
Yes, I can see how a burger nommer wud nom this wun.
“This is great. Love this one. Fun, differerent, clever.”
Yes, yes…this is offensive comment.
*kicks stupid assed troll too teh moon*
/sick ub jerks
Maus iz messin with teh kitteh. Wen kitteh katchez teh maus, maus will beez teh mess!
mai tuxie kitteh Zeek LUBS teh furrie toi maus neerly az mush az teh reel mauses. Teh toi maus had teh adzvantages taht aii will throw it fur Zeek tew “fetch” wenn he putz it in mai bedd. He will do tihs for phifteen minnets at a tiem. Reel mauses r just played wif until tehy playz dedds.
AN he nibbles teh tayles awff teh play mauses, juss liek tihs kitteh! Teh flavur is not pleh, good for nomnomnommin! Real mauses allwaiis intakt wenn ai trows tehir limp boddeea aurside.
make taht “boddeez”.
Kitteh kwite upsett taht dis nawt bees reel mowse; sez at leest dis wun woan runs awai.
Hers wil reelucktentlee forgeeb hers hyoomin iyf he presents hers wif a reel mowse nex tyme.
Owr tukseedoe kitteh alwaise bytes teh tayles offa neu fur mowsies, adn eets jes teh tayles. (Mebbee her finks her dysabules dem dis waye.)