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HALP!
is teh mous skeerin teh Maus??
No! Teh kitteh!
kitteh duznt luk skeered to me- jest sorta disk ustid.
haz you a rekwest foar songndanz?
I cant thinks ov wun at teh momint. Stoopy werk. Wut kind ov evil purrson calls a meeting at 3:30 onna Day-Before-Caturday. Sheesh!
we kan wayte til you gets bak.
Go ahed wifowt me. I iz going hoem riet after teh meetin. Eberybuddy has a gud weekend!
‘twon’t bee teh saem wifout choo…
oar am you needin HALP frum sumfin elz?
cong rat shoo lacewings!
Merci beaucoup!
uhohes… zee fronsch-wuznt reddee fur dat…
I iz not tastee or nyootrishus!!!
I knows. I’ll talk buynaree at teh kitteh. Mebbe it will confyooz hims…
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Corngratshoelacez, Maus. Finely getz curint fredz & nawt fink ennyfing gud tu
. sai. Wutz awl bainareez menez? nawt noze rede dat awr maik teh paypurr ayrplanez needur. sum peeps so smrat.
Yu dint sai wut danz an bevrij. Munch teim heer in cal fur knee Stil nawt
noze wy owr tmeis shoz in eestrem wen owr hed awfis in Seattle. nuddur
mistree. Ai hab nawt bin tybooteak but spoze can get ennyfing eber dreme uv.
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Ha!! It werked maus!!
Thanks, friend!
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Iz it ur new toi?
congratshoulacewingz to you, too! i jest noticed the tie time. prolly sumfin in teh typbooteek you’d lyk?
i heer dare’s a II for I sale in teh binaree departmint…but bee keerful, dat compyuter in dere eated cweenmj.
Akshooly, itsa “10 for 1″ sale in taht deepartmint…
last week it wuz I0 fer I, but sinz Gibboo is away, teh mice will plae…
in sillybrashun ob the 11 fer I sail, wee kneads a 3 for 1 liszt, donchoo (skyuse da sneez):
Aramis, Athos,Porthos (3 mouseketeerz)
Blind Mice
C…
Cheers, (3 cheerz foar nawt sekund!)
Dog Night
E…
coyn’s in a fowntin
eggy omalit
French hens
Golden apples from Aphrodite
H…
Horsemen ob the apocalypso (3outta4 aint bad)
Is a crowd
Jewels of taoism
Kings, We Three
Little Kittens whoove lost dare mittnz
Three-way tie (you, TM and me)!
we mint to do dat! purrfect fur teh liszt.
N u iz bery gud at dis game!
yu, two!
heads is better than 2
is company
J
Headed dog (Fluffy)
I
oh, ai lub Fluffy so much. Him ar gud goggy. Jus mis unnerstud.
menz ina tub, rub,dub
datz good, just safe it till we getz dere in teh alfamabet,’k?
hat trick (in hockey)
Ironman triathalon
J
Wii haz a ty, TM!
notebook rings
Orion’s belt
Primary colors
iz uzally sweetpea ai iz steppin on! Iz bery bery fun n thot- pervoking.
itz okay! we’z habin fun!
questions for the genii
R…
ooooo, ai lyk it!
reading, riting, and ‘rithmatic
stooges
ai muss leeb dis intlickshul persute jis naw, haz bin a wunnerful afternoone butt a feu tings awr cawling tu mii B4 hubby gits home. TTFN
Ring sirkiss
S…
3 - Stooges (as TUKKZ’Z MOMA said)
3rd - time is the charm
3 - Ugly stepsisters
jolly coachmen (tomorrow we’ll be sober!)
kittehs who lost their mittehs
L
k. Dint fink bowt alfbetkal
iz okay. we uses teh kitteh alfamabetz.
Tank Q MaryO…Ai’l browsz ‘rownd…
Ai’m luukin furr sumfing speshul 4 mai dawterz wedding
Duz da TyBooTeek haz stuff U tink shee mite liek?
nawt unless she has teh kweschunabul tayste.
Wellz, da wedding iz berry UNTRADISHUNAL
Sheez gittin married at the Renaissance Festival…weer all
waerin “period clothes” N da Royal Feast is enneyfing onna stick
*dey ebben has macaroneeNcheez onna stik*
u needs band for renweddingz? We has wun!
MacaroneeNcheez onna stik at mareelan faire iz also deepfryed.
Dey sells ANYFING if itz onna stik.
We desyded to sell owr CDs onna stik. Made manee muneez.
Ai dunnawt no if she has her musik alreddy.
Kin ur band come to Atlanta RenFaire?
Ebberybunnee can come watch da wedding!!1!
Dat iz possiblez too far fur us - we is in Shikago.
But if she needz myoozishunz, lemme no - I knows lots uv dem.
I can haz teh stickz con session?
GeeNeeZcatz
Tihs wedding sownds lyke funz wif teh kostumes an awl!!
Sooo elegante….
We can awl come 2 shed teers of happeeness, pls!
Wedding prezints will be…
anteek buttins
box ov chawklik kisses
crystil shampain glassis
d…
diningrum tabl
epensive ugly peeses uv artz (dat yoo can returnz fur muneez wen dey nawt lookin)
French provinshul end tabl (to go wif diningrum tabl)
gruesome art, non returnabul
handpaintedperiwinkle china, Royal Doulton
itty bitty silver serving pieces you hardlee ebber use
jooleree boks
knyfe an frok ,carving
lukking glass,loowee 15th periyud
munnees, in drakmas
nik naks rekwiring much dusting
o possums, gift wrapped
Well,dreamz - we kin haz dem
iz Mary O’S hab de perwinkulz chinaz?
Yeppers.It am her bestest chyna.She bringz it owt wen der
am a speshul occayshun- We must be berree kaerful nawt tew
bork it tho.
purrple towelz
Qwestyunable objekt frum Auntee gladdiss.
Relaxin chayre fur teh gardin.
*ooh, U giez are soo sweet*
below were ai posted website 4 faire in GA