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sweepea

is teh mous skeerin teh Maus??

sweepea

kitteh duznt luk skeered to me- jest sorta disk ustid.

haz you a rekwest foar songndanz?

Maus

I cant thinks ov wun at teh momint. Stoopy werk. Wut kind ov evil purrson calls a meeting at 3:30 onna Day-Before-Caturday. Sheesh!

sweepea

we kan wayte til you gets bak.

Maus

Go ahed wifowt me. I iz going hoem riet after teh meetin. Eberybuddy has a gud weekend!

sweepea

‘twon’t bee teh saem wifout choo…

 
 
 
 
 
 
sweepea

oar am you needin HALP frum sumfin elz?

cong rat shoo lacewings!

 
 
 
Maus

I iz not tastee or nyootrishus!!!

Maus

I knows. I’ll talk buynaree at teh kitteh. Mebbe it will confyooz hims…
 
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gmawairsgreneshuz

Corngratshoelacez, Maus. Finely getz curint fredz & nawt fink ennyfing gud tu
. sai. Wutz awl bainareez menez? nawt noze rede dat awr maik teh paypurr ayrplanez needur. sum peeps so smrat.

gmawairsgreneshuz

Yu dint sai wut danz an bevrij. Munch teim heer in cal fur knee Stil nawt
noze wy owr tmeis shoz in eestrem wen owr hed awfis in Seattle. nuddur
mistree. Ai hab nawt bin tybooteak but spoze can get ennyfing eber dreme uv.

 
 
cweenmj

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Ha!! It werked maus!!

Maus

Thanks, friend!
 
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GeeNeeZcatz

Iz it ur new toi?

sweepea

congratshoulacewingz to you, too! i jest noticed the tie time. prolly sumfin in teh typbooteek you’d lyk?
i heer dare’s a II for I sale in teh binaree departmint…but bee keerful, dat compyuter in dere eated cweenmj.

Maus

Akshooly, itsa “10 for 1″ sale in taht deepartmint…

sweepea

last week it wuz I0 fer I, but sinz Gibboo is away, teh mice will plae…

sweepea

in sillybrashun ob the 11 fer I sail, wee kneads a 3 for 1 liszt, donchoo (skyuse da sneez):

Aramis, Athos,Porthos (3 mouseketeerz)
Blind Mice
C…

sweepea

Cheers, (3 cheerz foar nawt sekund!)
Dog Night
E…

 
TUKKZ'Z MOMA

coyn’s in a fowntin

TUKKZ'Z MOMA

eggy omalit
French hens

sweepea

Golden apples from Aphrodite
H…

sweepea

Horsemen ob the apocalypso (3outta4 aint bad)
Is a crowd
Jewels of taoism
Kings, We Three
Little Kittens whoove lost dare mittnz

4½ Kittehs

Three-way tie (you, TM and me)!

sweepea

we mint to do dat! purrfect fur teh liszt.

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4½ Kittehs

N u iz bery gud at dis game! :)

sweepea

yu, two!

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Ruth T-Negative

heads is better than 2
is company
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4½ Kittehs

Headed dog (Fluffy)
I

gmawairsgreneshuz

oh, ai lub Fluffy so much. Him ar gud goggy. Jus mis unnerstud.

 
 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

menz ina tub, rub,dub

sweepea

datz good, just safe it till we getz dere in teh alfamabet,’k?

TUKKZ'Z MOMA

hat trick (in hockey)
Ironman triathalon
J

4½ Kittehs

Wii haz a ty, TM!

 
TUKKZ'Z MOMA

notebook rings
Orion’s belt
Primary colors

TUKKZ'Z MOMA

iz uzally sweetpea ai iz steppin on! Iz bery bery fun n thot- pervoking.

sweepea

itz okay! we’z habin fun!

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TUKKZ'Z MOMA

ooooo, ai lyk it!
reading, riting, and ‘rithmatic
stooges

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TUKKZ'Z MOMA

ai muss leeb dis intlickshul persute jis naw, haz bin a wunnerful afternoone butt a feu tings awr cawling tu mii B4 hubby gits home. TTFN

 
 
 
4½ Kittehs

Ring sirkiss
S…

cratz

3 - Stooges (as TUKKZ’Z MOMA said)
3rd - time is the charm
3 - Ugly stepsisters

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Ruth T-Negative

jolly coachmen (tomorrow we’ll be sober!)
kittehs who lost their mittehs
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gmawairsgreneshuz

k. Dint fink bowt alfbetkal

sweepea

iz okay. we uses teh kitteh alfamabetz.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

Tank Q MaryO…Ai’l browsz ‘rownd…
Ai’m luukin furr sumfing speshul 4 mai dawterz wedding
Duz da TyBooTeek haz stuff U tink shee mite liek?

sweepea

nawt unless she has teh kweschunabul tayste.

GeeNeeZcatz

Wellz, da wedding iz berry UNTRADISHUNAL
Sheez gittin married at the Renaissance Festival…weer all
waerin “period clothes” N da Royal Feast is enneyfing onna stick
*dey ebben has macaroneeNcheez onna stik*

zski

u needs band for renweddingz? We has wun!

MacaroneeNcheez onna stik at mareelan faire iz also deepfryed.
Dey sells ANYFING if itz onna stik.

We desyded to sell owr CDs onna stik. Made manee muneez.

GeeNeeZcatz

Ai dunnawt no if she has her musik alreddy.
Kin ur band come to Atlanta RenFaire?
Ebberybunnee can come watch da wedding!!1!

zski

Dat iz possiblez too far fur us - we is in Shikago.
But if she needz myoozishunz, lemme no - I knows lots uv dem.

 
 
idansdansdans

I can haz teh stickz con session?

GeeNeeZcatz
Tihs wedding sownds lyke funz wif teh kostumes an awl!!
Sooo elegante….
We can awl come 2 shed teers of happeeness, pls!
Wedding prezints will be…
anteek buttins
box ov chawklik kisses
crystil shampain glassis
d…

zski

diningrum tabl
epensive ugly peeses uv artz (dat yoo can returnz fur muneez wen dey nawt lookin)
French provinshul end tabl (to go wif diningrum tabl)

sweepea

gruesome art, non returnabul
handpaintedperiwinkle china, Royal Doulton
itty bitty silver serving pieces you hardlee ebber use

Tidmum

jooleree boks
knyfe an frok ,carving
lukking glass,loowee 15th periyud

sweepea

:shock: real loowee 15th?

munnees, in drakmas
nik naks rekwiring much dusting
o possums, gift wrapped

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Tidmum

Well,dreamz - we kin haz dem :lol:

 
 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

iz Mary O’S hab de perwinkulz chinaz?

Tidmum

Yeppers.It am her bestest chyna.She bringz it owt wen der
am a speshul occayshun- We must be berree kaerful nawt tew
bork it tho.

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Tidmum

purrple towelz
Qwestyunable objekt frum Auntee gladdiss.
Relaxin chayre fur teh gardin.

 
GeeNeeZcatz

*ooh, U giez are soo sweet*
below were ai posted website 4 faire in GA