Comments on: pssst… new rool

By: Cricket

Cricket — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:26:23 +0000

Ohai hooman thx fur Fudrrrruckrrs Cheezburgr da Ad sais dey is Anti-boi kitteh
Turrits

By: Cricket

Cricket — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:19:20 +0000

Hais kittehs nw kitteh in da haus I gurl kitteh but boy hooman typs fur me. Ai dont haz cheezburgr but look what ai find on net fur fort:

KITTEH-SIZD GRRRNIDE LONCHRR TRRITS!!!!!!!!!

By: pup

pup — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:51:44 +0000

disgusting, wretched animals!

By: brittany

brittany — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:59:33 +0000

i haz cheezburger!! lolz

By: Garret

Garret — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:38:55 +0000

YAY!
dis ma mommies lol capshun
she made the front page!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:53:14 +0000

Teenie adn Zski.. Fanks 4 sharin, adn gibbing teh world a
small luk into teh lives of thoze who need owr luv adn
understanding. Hopefullee wii will awl lern 2 reech owt
moar 2 help briten a lyfe…

**HUGZ**

By: sweepea

sweepea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:06:43 +0000

{{{{{{{{{zski}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:06:15 +0000

Thanks, Tidmum, foar yur answer tu this awn teh i can haz cheezbuger pic at
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/30/funny-pictures-i-haz-can-cheezburger/

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:52:24 +0000

Awn anuvver subject. Ware du yu get those smiley codes? I notice yu used the : shock : wun, and I luv it! I’ve gathered the wuns I can find, but wunderd if there wuz a list sumware.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:50:14 +0000

Anom tew dat!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:49:16 +0000

There is hope for all of us LyP,
we jess gotta keep on lubbin owrselbs an axceptin owrselbs fur hoo
we am an whut we can be.
Liddle steps an liddle fingz ……..

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:48:29 +0000

Life Boogers! Sounz liek a noo self-halp buk! Yu cud maek millyons!

Wall, I beeleef that becoming yurself if our ownly job, and teh wai yu get there is tu trooly luv yurself (nawt teh induljent kind uv luv, but teh reel kind).

We are so forchunate tu hav teh things we hav. The kittehs moast uv awl!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:43:11 +0000

Fanks LyP.
I have always believed that there are others worse off than me.
Life has thrown some boogerz at me,but purrseverance an
determinayshun keep me going.
Many days I wish I could crawl under the nearest rock an “sleep”.
But I know this is a very selfish thought on my part.
I take each day as it comes and what it throws at me,and deal with
it the best way that I can.
Happys more than sads nao,but I am determined to become “me”
again.
Its amazing how the little things in life can make me have warm
fuzzies and biig smiles-ICHC,my family and kittehz are the best medicine!!

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:33:15 +0000

Wow, Tidmum.
Yu must be kwite a person tu be so tuched, bai teh storries uv others, and so smart wif teh loving-of-yourselves, commint. Sounds liek yur jurrney wuz tuff and yet is hoepfull foar me, innywai!
{{cheezfrens}}

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:27:45 +0000

{{{{cweenmj,teenie,Zski}}}}{{{All Cheezfrenz}}}
thankyou for sharing your personal and private sorrows.From the
responses of all of our wonderful cheezfrenz,you can see that we all care
deeply for each other,and you are not alone.
Daily, I feel humbled by some of the things we share.
I sit here now with tears in my eyes, but know in my heart that with
love,kindness and above all,loving of yourselves,you will, or already
have, come through the dark times.
I have had many sad and sorowful times in my life,but without the help of
friends,family and professionals,I would be in a very dark place.
.
To all of you who have problems,you can get through it,with the right help.
I urge you to “make that call” or just talk to somebody.
.
My thoughts and prayers are with you all. xxxxxx

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:12:14 +0000

gentle, loving hedbonks, purrs an hugs fer awl cheezpeeps, but speshully fer
{{{teenie}}}
{{{Zski}}}
{{{cweenmj}}}

yoo ar all bery brabe an strongest of peeps to go tru dese tinks an be able to share wif us yur storees. I hoeps iffn N E Boddee hoo needz teh help will see dese storees an decied to get teh helps tehy needz.

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:11:11 +0000

Tat iz teh luvly, wut yu said, dpeddy! Shurly giving teh sawft paw taps will halp those wif the big giant sads.

By: LyP

LyP — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:08:58 +0000

Plz tu add in my bighugehugs foar
{{{teenie}}}
{{{ZSKI}}}
{{{cweenmj}}}

I, tu, noze that yu can feel better. I used to have a giant, huge sad, and wiv a lot of wurk and loves and snorgles from grate hubbie, famili, and frens, I am now having sometimes-big happinesses.

I think that wuz wun uv teh moast important fings foar me tu know, was that it cud be better.

I didn’t know, and I didn’t know tu say anything until it was almoast tu late. I’m glad I didn’t go tu teh 4ever sleep befoar I got these happinesses.

Thank yu, cheezfrenz foar beeing so grate!

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:53:10 +0000

I’ve come to luv the cheezpeepz becauze there are so meny that are so smart. I also know that really smart people are more prone to depression and bipolar disorders. Winston Churchill refered to his depressions as his ‘Black Dog’. What a dilema: smart and moody or stoopy and stable. Smart is knowing when to ask for help, but it takes bravery to actually speak up at that point. I know you’re all smart and I pray that if the time ever comes that you need help, are also brave.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:43:22 +0000

Sorree, ZSKI, Ai nawt meant tu myspell yur nayme

(Ai uused tu bees a pruuf-reeder) *Blushes profusely*

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:40:06 +0000

Menny, menny hugs, snorgles, & muches luv frum awl ov us:

{{{{{TEENIE}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{ZKSI}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{CWEENMJ}}}]

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:17:28 +0000

****{{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}}}****

Giant groop hugs frum awl teh cheezfrenz * muah**

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:24:11 +0000

der are sum berrry strong peeps heeeer…. ai am amazed alla tyme wut teh fokkes has gawn fru an yet yew wud nebber noes wit all teh humor an clebberness. me an teh mamakitty purrrs 4 yew too. lubs yew awl

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:07:36 +0000

{{{{{teenie}}}}}
{{{{{Zski}}}}}
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
I didn’t see awl ur comments before. I’z so sowy fur awl teh sads that u had.
Teenie, I’m SO happeh dat u got teh halp u needed. Ur speeking up heer, mite hab giben anudder purrson teh strength to get teh halp they need.
Zski, I love ur story. I’m a “get it awl owt” kinda person, and wen I’m sad, I cry, too. Nice to hab a stuffy aminal so teh kittehs doan get soggy.
Cweenmj, long tiem ago, I had a fren that did teh saem fing. Nobody, nawt one of his frenz noo ennyfing. He seemed liek a carefree happeh guy. I can’t imagine wat u went froo. Parents aren’t supposed to sai bai to their kids.
Fank u awl fur sharing. It’s nawt easy to member and write teh sad stuffs. Fank yew.
Hedbonks and Purrs to U.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:55:52 +0000

Hai Feelionophiliac!
I agree wif u, dat iffs there iz a strength or anudder difference that wud maek a competition nawt fair, tehn they hab to hab separate events.
Skydibing iz one place ware we r awl equal. They hab an “open” event that boff compete in, plus nao there iz a women’s onwee event.
For a long tiem, skydibing waz mostly men. Nao we hab lots ov womens, and they start getting on gud teems wif men – and nao we hab a women’s onwee event. Just wen fings waz luking equal to meh.
Fanks fur coming bak to an old lolpic. It waz a nice surprise to see teh comments.

By: DavecanhasDrTinycat

DavecanhasDrTinycat — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:37:49 +0000

Hehehehehe

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:26:12 +0000

Thank yew, sweepea. U noez I not telling dis 4 deh peepz 2 b feeling sry 4 mii. Itz 2 telling peepz 2 b getting deh halpz if tehy b needing it. If u b habbing teh giant sad, u shud b telling sum1. Az teenie noez, u can 2 b feeling better. Teh 4ever sleep iz not teh anser.

By: dpeddy

dpeddy — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:21:01 +0000

{{cweenmj}} and {{teenie}}

thanks for telling us.
people needz to noe tat
smart and beauteemus peepz can has the big sadz
adn need moar halp and pashentz ..
and to tell sumbody till theyz get herd.

soft paw taps on your faces

Deb

By: sweepea

sweepea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:14:44 +0000

{{{{{{{teenie}}}}}}}

i often derive joy from your humorous comments, and this more serious comment gives me an even deeper appreciation for you.
thanks for sharing-somebody out there may be in desperate need of your story.

By: sweepea

sweepea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:04:59 +0000

oh, mj, i am so sry. i wish i could hug you IRL.
my heart, it goes out to you.
{{{{{{{{mj}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:01:59 +0000

teenie, i so glad u gotting deh halpz u needingz. Mai boy had a sad he telling no1 about. then 1 day he gone 4eber. Pleece cumminged 2 mai door to telling me him had been founded wif sef inflicted gunshot 2 hed. it wuz deh berry saddest day eber. Awl cheezpeepz shud b noeing to find teh halp if they haz teh giant sad. No1 shud b embarrassed 2 b taking teh medisinz 2 b making teh sadz go away.

By: Zski

Zski — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:18:41 +0000

I allus tellz peepl dat I dinnt sleep wif stuft aminals wen I wuz a littelkid.
I sleepd wif stuffd aminals startin in collej.
I dinnt NEED dat kyn uv comfort till den.

Wen mai homan bestfrend dyed las summr, I gots me a biiiiig stuft polarbear so dat I has sumthing fluffy for hugz an kriez. It helpt lots.
Wen I felt betters, I got it kleend and gived it to littlegirl hoo luvs it.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:04:02 +0000

Ai disagree, ai doant fink ai shud giv mai cheezburgerz 2 anybody, tehy r mine.

By: teenie

teenie — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:44:49 +0000

o boi Romeow…a cuppl tymez Ai brot mai sawft blankee (wuz akshully a skwishy cumfurter wif dynosorez onnit) to werk wif me, en Ai gettid teh stranjist looks…wuz a fyoo munfs bfor Ai hadda tayk a leevuvabsinse en go stay wif teh nyce peepl at teh syk…psky…u no, teh hospitl fr wen u haz a bigbigbig sad en kant get happy on ur own. Ai brot mai sawft blankee (akshully a cumfurtr wif dynosorez onnit) wif me dere 2. No straynj looks dere, dey wuz al lyke “oo, dat looks comfee” en “Ai bet dat halps u feel sayf.” Dey wuz ryte.

By: tommy

tommy — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:04:44 +0000

diz mayt acshully be teh cutest kitteh picshur i has EVAR SCENE!

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:57:47 +0000

Mebee teh owldur “Menz Ownlee” tingz wuz 4 menz 2 hab plases wer tehy kud tawk krudlee n kuss, n nawt worreh abowt offendin teh wimenz. Tehy kud awlso wer klos nawt sewtibul 2 wer arownd wimenz, iffn tehy wor klos at awl.
Wimenz objektifikated sins tehy wantid 2 hab funz 2, n 2 diskuss bizness wif teh menz.
Resent wimenz-ownlee stuffz seemz 2 probyde waaz 4 wimenz 2 hab fun kompeeting wif odder wimenz at fizikal tings, sins wimenz r stil a liddul lidduler tahn teh menz, awn teh aberaj. (Shur teh populashunz oberlap a hole bunch, but u kno wut ai meen).
Der wil prolly nevar b purrfikt harmoneez beetween teh wimenz n teh menz, but viva la differans, no?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:40:33 +0000

Oh hai Woozled!
Dis iz a day late, so I doan kno iffs ennywon will sees it. But, I wanted to sai that I fink we awls hab to b careful wen we separate teh girl kittehs and boi kittehs. I see a trend nao, ware it’s OK to hab girl onwee situations whereas iffs it waz a boi onwee fing, teh girl kittehs wud frow a hissy fit. Do Not Want.
Some yeers ago, they started a women’s event in skydiving. I know lots ov womens that competed, but I doan like it. In the air, we iz awl equal – no need to separate us. Iffs they had a men’s onwee competition, I wud be upset – so why is it OK for a women’s onwee event? Seems that we r going in teh wrong direction. I frot we awl wanted to b treated equal? Separate but equal? BEEG Do Not Want!!!
*steps down frum soapee bocks*

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:05:29 +0000

OK Wen he gitz heer… letz jus hazza cheezburger!!!
and, Piipsi, Piipsi, Piipsi, Cowke…limminaide!

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:49:01 +0000

Weez beddur nawt be cawlyng Dr. TinyCat!

(Hims mite beez awffendid, bein a akshooawl
Bonah Fideed fizzishun adn awl; mite nawt wunt to cum
nextyme wen we cawls him)

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:27:32 +0000

Ohh.Ai tayke owt awl teh lite blubs den nowun can switch litez awn.
Whut a gud ideya.
Ai r awlwayz switchin fings orf an taykin owt plugz etc.
Bowt tyme awl teh offices inna whirld switched off lites at nite.
Whut a wayste ob energee. It maykes me angree. Grr.
Fanks fur splain Ambercat.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:22:24 +0000

We is awl aksed to swich owr lites off at 8pm fore wun owr as a sine of owr commitment to sayvin NRG an so sayvin teh Erf.
uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080329/tts-uk-climate-lights-ca02f96.html

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:18:07 +0000

Skuze mai stoopy-can splain erf owr?
Shud ai be dooin sumfing impordint?
Nawt seen mewz oar Paypurrs tewdai.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:08:01 +0000

an yu can steel a lidl nap durin Erf Owr at 8 tihs evenin (awl lites orf to sayv teh planit)

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:06:04 +0000

Ohai Ambercat,
She got orf fyne-ai gots hoam at 3.15am!!
Still awayke reedin at 5.30am.
Mr T.M an Boichik brot me brekfuss in bed eerly-Fern shared mai
buddered toast,but dint lyke teh mewclear strengf kawfee!!!
Nawt mush lie in,but peasful wib noe skreemin an fitein!!
Oh NOES!!
Loos anudder hower in bed tewnite-Cloks forward.AArrgghhh!!
Oh well.gud ekscuse fur a lazee Sundai-Ai R tyred

By: no 1 in particular

no 1 in particular — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:56:34 +0000

az long az dey shayr!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:53:10 +0000

Ohai Tidmum, Did teh “Angst ridden wun” get off ok? An did you get a ly-in tihs mornin!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:48:30 +0000

Mee too.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:42:23 +0000

Hey!!!

We neez a fake medic heer!!!!

Plz not to yoos the reel shokker fingz!!!
Kthnx.

By: sweepea

sweepea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:31:24 +0000

oh, adn btw, i hab ben pestificated awl weak bye dat blindedmewifscienz vidyo.
ai hoepz yr hapi.

By: sweepea

sweepea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:17:33 +0000

oh, noes!
haz i ben too hard on teh po’boys?
doan be teh sad. wuz jest teezin.
hey, ware’s teh possums? mebbee day will cheer yup.