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Cheezburger cancels out cooties =O
Congratulamashuns, Erase. Whut kinda dans and dwink u like for celebrashun?
Congrachoomilashuns on yer nawt sekund.
Yew wuld haz dwinkandans?
Hao bout sqware dans, liek wii lern in muddle skuul? Wuz bery awkwurd, wif gurlz towering ober boyz!
Bow to your partner
Bow to your corner
Swing yur parder!
McCain hates cooties.
McCain IS a cootie!!
McCain HAS cooties.
Reelect Bush! Vote McCain!
:eyeroll:
Hehehehehe
Yoo are wize, yung grasshopa!
Evidence ov a growing intellickt.
McCain hates intellickt.
no problolm der……… der iz no intellickt
i aer scensing a twend in yer c0mets…
Hello, I must be going…
*Howdy. Just passing through*
a tout a l’heure
“hello, just…”=marx bros & phil collins ref? ftw
ai needz to “cut dat owt”. dis iz nawt teh politicably appropweate locasian…. it’s jus so hard to passup!!!
I wuzz juss thinking the same thing about myself, jamamakitty. I feel guilty for posting rude stuff. srry if I made anyone feel bad.
falls too floor laffin
K, I has PLENNY cheezburgerz… but nawt for cooty-ful boyz!
yeah. less maek ower own fort!
schweet! I bringz awl teh pillowz frum teh cowch!
Dem stinkee fartin boiz.!!
Heer,hab teh pikkuls an cheezburgerz.
Ai mayded us sum caeks an taffee tew.
Not sharin wib dem stinkers-Dis jess fur Gurlz.
*harrumph*
Ai cumming in 2? Ai brotted sum chips n dip, chawlit barz n cokacolol.
so wii’z havin a gurls nite in nao?? Yay!
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I haz non-skinkee nail polish, in awl beyootiful kolurs!
Can I has some tew! Ai well brang teh CC’s!!
I SENCE SHUM PARTIZ GOIN ON HERZ??
Ai browt teh close polz an teh flowee sheer curtinz from mama kitteh’s
close line.
Wii can make a byootiful fairee cassel 4 awl us pwincesses to rool from.
Dose bois jus gets durdee an spitz an stuff!! Who needzum NE wai?
MMmmm.. cakes an taffee… fanks!
goe ‘hed, MAEK yur own stoopy gurlee-fort, an taek yur stoopy cheezbrgrs wif joo!
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WEE KEEPIN AWWWL TEH CHAWKLIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Joo just wan to feedz us teh cheezbrgrs 2 gib us arteereeoskeler… ohfergetit… clorg ahr arct… atree… blud pypz soe wee getz teh hart t’takz adn DYZ soe joo can taek ahr chawkit an gurlee up ahr fort cuz itz gooder tahn yurz!
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It iz teh Evill Gurrlee Kunspic…cormspirac… PLOT!
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*puts on Ofishul Wimmin Hayters Klub tinfoil anti-gurrlee-conspiracsee hat adn sits ohn teh bokz ob chawklit wif popgun (loded with coark-awn-string soe kan’t runs owt ob ammo) 2 protek it*
Oh noe…. oh noe….
*ka-SPLORT*
Wuddenchoo noe? Rite beefor Iz leevin werk, ai haz to goe an splortify.
Heer, Shna…let meh halp u.
*scoop scoop*
*sweep sweep*
*pat pat pat*
*pullllll CHRG back on tight*
*applies extra strong duckee tapee*]
There, u shud b awl better to go to wurk.
U had better taek a sawftee blankee and sum Catbury Choklit wif u if u doan hab tiem to relax at teh Princess Mu Meadow.
Gotta earn monies fur gushi fud and Cheezburgers.
Fanks for teh halp. I feelz beddur muchlee nao.
Eeek – gotz a tinee spot uv branes on meh jeens.
*skrub skrub skrub*
Dere. Awl beddur.
*wavin goobye on teh wai owt teh door*
*waves furry paw goodbye*
o boi Romeow…a cuppl tymez Ai brot mai sawft blankee (wuz akshully a skwishy cumfurter wif dynosorez onnit) to werk wif me, en Ai gettid teh stranjist looks…wuz a fyoo munfs bfor Ai hadda tayk a leevuvabsinse en go stay wif teh nyce peepl at teh syk…psky…u no, teh hospitl fr wen u haz a bigbigbig sad en kant get happy on ur own. Ai brot mai sawft blankee (akshully a cumfurtr wif dynosorez onnit) wif me dere 2. No straynj looks dere, dey wuz al lyke “oo, dat looks comfee” en “Ai bet dat halps u feel sayf.” Dey wuz ryte.
I allus tellz peepl dat I dinnt sleep wif stuft aminals wen I wuz a littelkid.
I sleepd wif stuffd aminals startin in collej.
I dinnt NEED dat kyn uv comfort till den.
Wen mai homan bestfrend dyed las summr, I gots me a biiiiig stuft polarbear so dat I has sumthing fluffy for hugz an kriez. It helpt lots.
Wen I felt betters, I got it kleend and gived it to littlegirl hoo luvs it.
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teenie, i so glad u gotting deh halpz u needingz. Mai boy had a sad he telling no1 about. then 1 day he gone 4eber. Pleece cumminged 2 mai door to telling me him had been founded wif sef inflicted gunshot 2 hed. it wuz deh berry saddest day eber. Awl cheezpeepz shud b noeing to find teh halp if they haz teh giant sad. No1 shud b embarrassed 2 b taking teh medisinz 2 b making teh sadz go away.
oh, mj, i am so sry. i wish i could hug you IRL.
my heart, it goes out to you.
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Thank yew, sweepea. U noez I not telling dis 4 deh peepz 2 b feeling sry 4 mii. Itz 2 telling peepz 2 b getting deh halpz if tehy b needing it. If u b habbing teh giant sad, u shud b telling sum1. Az teenie noez, u can 2 b feeling better. Teh 4ever sleep iz not teh anser.
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Giant groop hugs frum awl teh cheezfrenz * muah**
Teenie adn Zski.. Fanks 4 sharin, adn gibbing teh world a
small luk into teh lives of thoze who need owr luv adn
understanding. Hopefullee wii will awl lern 2 reech owt
moar 2 help briten a lyfe…
**HUGZ**
Menny, menny hugs, snorgles, & muches luv frum awl ov us:
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Sorree, ZSKI, Ai nawt meant tu myspell yur nayme
(Ai uused tu bees a pruuf-reeder) *Blushes profusely*
Plz tu add in my bighugehugs foar
{{{teenie}}}
{{{ZSKI}}}
{{{cweenmj}}}
I, tu, noze that yu can feel better. I used to have a giant, huge sad, and wiv a lot of wurk and loves and snorgles from grate hubbie, famili, and frens, I am now having sometimes-big happinesses.
I think that wuz wun uv teh moast important fings foar me tu know, was that it cud be better.
I didn’t know, and I didn’t know tu say anything until it was almoast tu late. I’m glad I didn’t go tu teh 4ever sleep befoar I got these happinesses.
Thank yu, cheezfrenz foar beeing so grate!
{{{{cweenmj,teenie,Zski}}}}{{{All Cheezfrenz}}}
thankyou for sharing your personal and private sorrows.From the
responses of all of our wonderful cheezfrenz,you can see that we all care
deeply for each other,and you are not alone.
Daily, I feel humbled by some of the things we share.
I sit here now with tears in my eyes, but know in my heart that with
love,kindness and above all,loving of yourselves,you will, or already
have, come through the dark times.
I have had many sad and sorowful times in my life,but without the help of
friends,family and professionals,I would be in a very dark place.
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To all of you who have problems,you can get through it,with the right help.
I urge you to “make that call” or just talk to somebody.
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My thoughts and prayers are with you all. xxxxxx
Wow, Tidmum.
Yu must be kwite a person tu be so tuched, bai teh storries uv others, and so smart wif teh loving-of-yourselves, commint. Sounds liek yur jurrney wuz tuff and yet is hoepfull foar me, innywai!
{{cheezfrens}}
Fanks LyP.
I have always believed that there are others worse off than me.
Life has thrown some boogerz at me,but purrseverance an
determinayshun keep me going.
Many days I wish I could crawl under the nearest rock an “sleep”.
But I know this is a very selfish thought on my part.
I take each day as it comes and what it throws at me,and deal with
it the best way that I can.
Happys more than sads nao,but I am determined to become “me”
again.
Its amazing how the little things in life can make me have warm
fuzzies and biig smiles-ICHC,my family and kittehz are the best medicine!!
Life Boogers! Sounz liek a noo self-halp buk! Yu cud maek millyons!
Wall, I beeleef that becoming yurself if our ownly job, and teh wai yu get there is tu trooly luv yurself (nawt teh induljent kind uv luv, but teh reel kind).
We are so forchunate tu hav teh things we hav. The kittehs moast uv awl!
Anom tew dat!!
There is hope for all of us LyP,
we jess gotta keep on lubbin owrselbs an axceptin owrselbs fur hoo
we am an whut we can be.
Liddle steps an liddle fingz ……..
Awn anuvver subject. Ware du yu get those smiley codes? I notice yu used the : shock : wun, and I luv it! I’ve gathered the wuns I can find, but wunderd if there wuz a list sumware.
Thanks, Tidmum, foar yur answer tu this awn teh i can haz cheezbuger pic at
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/30/funny-pictures-i-haz-can-cheezburger/
{{cweenmj}} and {{teenie}}
thanks for telling us.
people needz to noe tat
smart and beauteemus peepz can has the big sadz
adn need moar halp and pashentz ..
and to tell sumbody till theyz get herd.
soft paw taps on your faces
Deb
Tat iz teh luvly, wut yu said, dpeddy! Shurly giving teh sawft paw taps will halp those wif the big giant sads.
gentle, loving hedbonks, purrs an hugs fer awl cheezpeeps, but speshully fer
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{{{Zski}}}
{{{cweenmj}}}
yoo ar all bery brabe an strongest of peeps to go tru dese tinks an be able to share wif us yur storees. I hoeps iffn N E Boddee hoo needz teh help will see dese storees an decied to get teh helps tehy needz.
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i often derive joy from your humorous comments, and this more serious comment gives me an even deeper appreciation for you.
thanks for sharing-somebody out there may be in desperate need of your story.
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I didn’t see awl ur comments before. I’z so sowy fur awl teh sads that u had.
Teenie, I’m SO happeh dat u got teh halp u needed. Ur speeking up heer, mite hab giben anudder purrson teh strength to get teh halp they need.
Zski, I love ur story. I’m a “get it awl owt” kinda person, and wen I’m sad, I cry, too. Nice to hab a stuffy aminal so teh kittehs doan get soggy.
Cweenmj, long tiem ago, I had a fren that did teh saem fing. Nobody, nawt one of his frenz noo ennyfing. He seemed liek a carefree happeh guy. I can’t imagine wat u went froo. Parents aren’t supposed to sai bai to their kids.
Fank u awl fur sharing. It’s nawt easy to member and write teh sad stuffs. Fank yew.
Hedbonks and Purrs to U.
der are sum berrry strong peeps heeeer…. ai am amazed alla tyme wut teh fokkes has gawn fru an yet yew wud nebber noes wit all teh humor an clebberness. me an teh mamakitty purrrs 4 yew too. lubs yew awl
I’ve come to luv the cheezpeepz becauze there are so meny that are so smart. I also know that really smart people are more prone to depression and bipolar disorders. Winston Churchill refered to his depressions as his ‘Black Dog’. What a dilema: smart and moody or stoopy and stable. Smart is knowing when to ask for help, but it takes bravery to actually speak up at that point. I know you’re all smart and I pray that if the time ever comes that you need help, are also brave.
Catnip iz OK, too.
And fevver tois r OK.
Mebee skweekee tois, OK.
Ennybuddy dat has a ball in teh track toi is OK, too.
Odder than that, u habs to bring cheezburgers.
This what they mean by Diverse City, rite?
Wah happenz wen cheezburgerz eeten??
Go get mor, what else? No cheezburger, no play!
Snurf, sniff, snuff, Wutchyou wearin? Is dat Shalomar? Here in de ‘Tom Cats, He Mans, Wimmens Haters (cept dem wit Cheezburgers) Club’ an yer warin Shalomar!? Errg – Oy, I hev spilkus.
fegola?
RH-MIT ref – LOLZ!
Ai r bringin lotsa cheezburgerz.R ai allwed tew plai? plz plz prittee plz?
*jumpin uppan down wib antissypayshun*
Noks it awf Tidmum, yer jigglin teh cheezburgers. Here lemme see deh burgerz afore we letcho in. WUT!?? No Pickles?? hole on whilst I confer wid muh asso… asscio… fren here
*whisper grumble confer agree*
OK You send in the burgers and then we lets you follow.
*Heer* ai bringed a hole jar ob pikkulz.
Ai send dem in furst ,den cheezburgerz after.kai?
Doan plai no trixs awn meh-Ai kin fite ya.*Puddem up Puddem up!!*
*biff* oww OWWW awight, awight, yoo can come in! just dont hit me no more!
ooh – Tidmum…yoo iz teh lukky!
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let uz meer gurl-kittehs kno wuht itz liek in tehre!
We noes you PB2K an we purty certin dat ur no ‘Meer Gurl-kitteh’. We trine ta be underpawed and dupli…doplicit…sneaky kittehs and get the Cheezburgers and scoffs dem down and den shake Tidmum down fer more. You prolly wooden stand fer such behavyers.
nah, but I mite sit fer ‘em.
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Tuff to be sneeky when yoo tell me yur plans
Oy!!
Ai heerd dat merark!!
*sniffs*
Noebuddy lubs meh
Ebrebuddee haytes meh
Ai jess go an eet wermz…
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Taykin mai pikkles an cheezburgerz awai
Cummon PB2K,Sweepea gots a gurl fort inna maykin.
Less go der..
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Stinkee boiz-wun ob dem Farted… baad …It smellz insyde.
okee! I’z comin!!
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*hums “big fat jooocie wuns, liddel biddee skinee wuns, oh hao tehy wiggul an dey skwirm!”*
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hoo needz bois, aneewai. I gotz sum pillos fer teh grrlfort.
Yayyy!
Ower fort will be bedder dan derz!!!
an prettier too by far !!! aniwun do harez…..??? we cood do noo hare-does…an we wil hab curtunz fur teh windowz…an pillowz to sitz awn, an guud fuudz to eet…..an ai brotz mi recurd palyur wiff a bunch ov mi ole reurdz.,…kan ai come too ???
Ohai salleh,
Come in an rool wif us!! Can you do mai hares inna pwincess
do?? Lessee, I fink yo will luk wunnerful wif teh bloo fingernales..
Wut kind ov music yu got? Dreemy Elvis?
Hab a kookie!!
Ai can do ze Fraunch braidz, if ennybuddee wud liek dem.
ooo, yesh pleez. may be getting dwastic haircut dis week, so
gourd hed…
Why you cawled herz gourd hed??
*snerk*
We cud put a bowl on mai hed an cutz mai hairz rownd
n rownd it. Mama kitteh wood lyke taht, ai fink…
oh pleeze, purty plz???
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mai hares ar growink owt, an ar in mah faec all teh tiem dese dais. So fraunch bradez wuld be wunnerful!
K, furs sweepea, den PB2K. Uz sit rite here on dis nys soff cushhin, n ai’l try 2 bee bery jentl.
What kolor ribbinz u liek?
supwize me!
***BOO***
Supwized?????
ACK!!!
*fallz doon wif fake hart attak*
Hey!!!
We neez a fake medic heer!!!!
Plz not to yoos the reel shokker fingz!!!
Kthnx.
Weez beddur nawt be cawlyng Dr. TinyCat!
(Hims mite beez awffendid, bein a akshooawl
Bonah Fideed fizzishun adn awl; mite nawt wunt to cum
nextyme wen we cawls him)
OK Wen he gitz heer… letz jus hazza cheezburger!!!
and, Piipsi, Piipsi, Piipsi, Cowke…limminaide!
*peaks inn*
OhIck!
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Taht nawt a fort, tahts a cootie-pallis boodwahr.
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ICKPOOEYPOOEYICKPOOEYPOOEY!
BLLLAAAHHHH!!
*runz awai staggerin wif teh urpsy tummy*
HEY TAHT SMILEY WUZ NAWT SPOST 2 B SMILEY!!!!
AI TIIPED : – P NAWT : – ) !!!
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Stoopey WP!
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: – P : – P : – P
U eet wuurmz 2?
grate big jucii wunz
widdle slimee skinny wunz
C hau de wiggle N skweerm
Juss chopz offa der hedz
N skweez outta da juuz
N fro da taylz awaaaaa
Nobunny noez hao ai surbiwb
on wurms free tymez a daaayy
*Pssst*
Ya noe haow to tell witch end ov teh wurm iz witch??
Tikkel him n see witch end laffs!
Kaibye! Afore you goes koodja pls pull muh finger? She tinks she is Ms Hepzibah
OTAY! Dems dames is gone and we can hab sum fun, whaddaya wanna do? Whaadaya mean U no noes?
Huh? Whadda eye wanna do?
I N O, whadda u wanna do?
Nuttin? Kay. I kin do Nuttin.
Dat souns good to me.
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Sure is lotta noise fum dat flower tent.
Yup Souns like der habbin dem sum fun.
no, I dont tink dey’ll let us in
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Meybe iffen we tooks dem some cheezsburgers?
Meybe Dat Tidmum will share her picklz iffen she not too urpy from teh wurms.
♫…adn we gotz muzic, too. HAH!
Sweepea, we wuz cowntin on yoo 4 teh muzik..
Onlee yoo an Mais Ouis haz teh bestist linkees..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzgToWoA-U
yu’ve gotta fwend.
yay! Jes wut tihs pardee needed! Gud toons!
{{{{{all mai grrl cheezfrens}}}}
glad you like it! how bout a lil moar Carole King?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPdzr5omIo&feature=related
Wunderbar, sweepea!!
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*Y-A-W-N*
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iz tiem fer me to sleeps nao. teh kittehs ar demanding mah presents in teh bed. Tihs is grate moosik to go to bed to!
Gud Nite, eberybodee!
*big smooches to all teh Rooling Gurlz*
You, muh leetle fren, aer kinda odd, wantin to hang wid the chicky kittehs and wearing the Shalimar. From now on I calls you Churchy.
Churchy La Femme.
Bedder tahn Pepe le pew!!!
Gurls wif cheezburgers not allowed. But cheezburgers wifout gurls are allowed!
Gurlz no has cooteez. Gurlz has KITTEEZ.
In r fambly we haz “Balls R Us” klub, butt izn’t onlee for boiz. Bad gurlz hoo smoking or drinking teh alkolol aloud in, 2. Dey has mush laffing n carrying on n ai don’t noe whatall!
Wont taht hab a negutib impakt own tehir graadz? Hao r tehy gonna maak it tru Hy Skul?
Hy Skul mannee yeerz off…
Dey iz in gramner sklool? Awful yung 2 be drinkin an smookin!!
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AN joo mite getz chorged wif cofrib… contrutib… cornrigutn… halpin maek teh deelonqui…dilllinkkwondo…dikwillency… bad-slash-evil ov teh miners! Halping maek teh jung kittehs Nawtee Barn okupints!
Gurls with cheezburgers allowed.
Gurls with BIG cheezburgers welcomed!!
dreem on, bois! if us grrlls has cheezburgers, we goin to eet thems our selfs!!
Misogynist kittens only liek wimmin foar whut tehy can git frum tehm.
an once tehy haz ur cheezburgers, tehy runs off 2 anotehr girl an never callz u again.
Ai ges teh ansur is 4 gurlz 2 b bery choozee whitch boiz 2 gibz tehir cheezburger 2 — ownlee 2 wun hu reelee lubz dem. Iffn hee reelee lubz u, tehn hee wil respekt u n urn yur cheezburger. Habing 2 urn it, hee wil cherish it.
Sum gurlz just gib tehir cheezburgerz awai 2 eezilee, 2 cheeplee, gibing boiz no reezun 2 valyu tehm hylee.
Mai anshunt valyuz, let meh show u dem.
Feelionophiliac, I lieks ur anshunt valyuz
Mee too.
Ohai Tidmum, Did teh “Angst ridden wun” get off ok? An did you get a ly-in tihs mornin!
Ohai Ambercat,
She got orf fyne-ai gots hoam at 3.15am!!
Still awayke reedin at 5.30am.
Mr T.M an Boichik brot me brekfuss in bed eerly-Fern shared mai
buddered toast,but dint lyke teh mewclear strengf kawfee!!!
Nawt mush lie in,but peasful wib noe skreemin an fitein!!
Oh NOES!!
Loos anudder hower in bed tewnite-Cloks forward.AArrgghhh!!
Oh well.gud ekscuse fur a lazee Sundai-Ai R tyred
an yu can steel a lidl nap durin Erf Owr at 8 tihs evenin (awl lites orf to sayv teh planit)
Skuze mai stoopy-can splain erf owr?
Shud ai be dooin sumfing impordint?
Nawt seen mewz oar Paypurrs tewdai.
We is awl aksed to swich owr lites off at 8pm fore wun owr as a sine of owr commitment to sayvin NRG an so sayvin teh Erf.
uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080329/tts-uk-climate-lights-ca02f96.html
Ohh.Ai tayke owt awl teh lite blubs den nowun can switch litez awn.
Whut a gud ideya.
Ai r awlwayz switchin fings orf an taykin owt plugz etc.
Bowt tyme awl teh offices inna whirld switched off lites at nite.
Whut a wayste ob energee. It maykes me angree. Grr.
Fanks fur splain Ambercat.
Ai disagree, ai doant fink ai shud giv mai cheezburgerz 2 anybody, tehy r mine.
Wif keechoop plz?
An fryz?
ai lovz teh way teh kitteh ina bak iz luukin at teh kitteh at teh wnndow….haz grate dizbaleef awn himz fase……iz leik ….”ai kannut belivve u sed dat!!!”
Iz see! Deh wai 2 a boy Kittehz hart iz thru hiz tummy!!!!!!
kitteh in bakgrownd sez:
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dood! wats that stuff in ur eer?
Yous beat mees too it!!!
Fives burgers for yous!!!
I was gonna says:
“Dood, ders summat gross in you ear,”
ai fot ai saw a fleeeeeeee
They’s allowed but only if they say teh oath.
but izn’t the oath to nawt allow gurlz?
oh noes! i esplorted too. dont bother wif CCC. i wud jus keep luking and resplorting
Hais kittehs nw kitteh in da haus I gurl kitteh but boy hooman typs fur me. Ai dont haz cheezburgr but look what ai find on net fur fort:
KITTEH-SIZD GRRRNIDE LONCHRR TRRITS!!!!!!!!!
Ohai hooman thx fur Fudrrrruckrrs Cheezburgr da Ad sais dey is Anti-boi kitteh
Turrits
I has cheezburgerz. I maked tem maiself. Hawt, joosy burgerz, drippin wit chedder cheez, an onyunz, an tamayter, an pikkulz, an mustardz…. oooh, yummi, yummi cheezburgerz! Just immajin bitin into tis tastee tastee cheezburger! NOM NOM NOM!
But they NAWT FER BOIZ!
Gee fanks Lyanthya
Yaaay! Cheezburgerz.. Home maded, eben!!! Tihs iz teh lyfe…
Pipsii, NE buddy? * Ai browt us lotz!* Onlee 4 gurls..
Gurl fortz rool !!!
Boiz bytez… but nawt teh cheezburgerz!
Lemmonayd fer me, plzkthx.
Wii can has teh bestest cheezburgerz EBBER! An Pipsii an lemmonayd.
Ooooh, tis is wun delishus cheezburger. NOM NOM NOM
*wypes cheezburger joos off chinn*
An lemmonayd… SLURP SLURP SLURP
I laiks beein a gurl
I laiks you beein a gurl allso.
Fanks! I maeks berri tastee cheezburgerz.
Cheezburger getz u in…cheezburger with baykn getz u mai foan numberz!!1!1
dis is indubitabobbly cute!
roflmao
when ai wuz a lad, we hads a fort at skool. no girlz aloud. we neber kwite figgered out why no gurlz aloud, just wuz.
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some tyme later, we figgered aowt that the gurlz didn’t care.
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some tyme later still, we figgered out that wuz mowr fun to inbite teh gurlz.
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some time later even mowr, we noticeded that we wuz buying teh cheezburgers an stuff fur thems, nawt the otter way round
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sum tyme still later, we figgered owt that wuz ok too. kwikness on teh uptake, let us boyz show you it.
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ai guess the kittehs in this picher are still in Phase 1. they will figger it out soon enuf. in teh meantime, ai mus say the ICHC gurlz pwned this thred. made me laff.
‘zif we cared.
ai noes; that’s the sad part.
oh, noes!
haz i ben too hard on teh po’boys?
doan be teh sad. wuz jest teezin.
hey, ware’s teh possums? mebbee day will cheer yup.
oh, adn btw, i hab ben pestificated awl weak bye dat blindedmewifscienz vidyo.
ai hoepz yr hapi.
An tehn ebenchoolee – 40 yeerz oar soe – it getz awl teh wai bak roun’ to Faze 1. Tihs iz whut dryves teh sportfizhing (az p’pozed 2 SPLORTfizhing), hunting adn wouldwerking induztreez! (LOLZ)
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Uster bee (spechully in Lundun, hunnert yrs g’go) taht tehr were teh menz clubz an NOE GRRLS ‘LOWD but joo kant doo taht dese dais wifout geting yer butt sood orf (whetevber happunt to ‘free ashosheeashun’??)… butt iz ‘parentlee OK for gurls to hab TEHYRE own klubz – aroun’ heer we gotz ” Affletik Klub for Wimminz”, fur ‘zampul, an NOE BOYZ ‘LOWD, an TAHT’s ok.
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Nebber been aybul too figger owt taht cognitive dissonance.
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Din’t mean too sownd lyke ai wuz ohn teh sopeboks, jus maykin a bobzerbashun.
That wuz sposed to bee on the fred taht P ‘B started above. iz mispayseded…. sry
oh… it iz naow whut goin awn wif WP? Doant it know ai cornfooz eezy? (consekwense of beeing onlee tomkitteh in teh howse)
Oh hai Woozled!
Dis iz a day late, so I doan kno iffs ennywon will sees it. But, I wanted to sai that I fink we awls hab to b careful wen we separate teh girl kittehs and boi kittehs. I see a trend nao, ware it’s OK to hab girl onwee situations whereas iffs it waz a boi onwee fing, teh girl kittehs wud frow a hissy fit. Do Not Want.
Some yeers ago, they started a women’s event in skydiving. I know lots ov womens that competed, but I doan like it. In the air, we iz awl equal – no need to separate us. Iffs they had a men’s onwee competition, I wud be upset – so why is it OK for a women’s onwee event? Seems that we r going in teh wrong direction. I frot we awl wanted to b treated equal? Separate but equal? BEEG Do Not Want!!!
*steps down frum soapee bocks*
Mebee teh owldur “Menz Ownlee” tingz wuz 4 menz 2 hab plases wer tehy kud tawk krudlee n kuss, n nawt worreh abowt offendin teh wimenz. Tehy kud awlso wer klos nawt sewtibul 2 wer arownd wimenz, iffn tehy wor klos at awl.
Wimenz objektifikated sins tehy wantid 2 hab funz 2, n 2 diskuss bizness wif teh menz.
Resent wimenz-ownlee stuffz seemz 2 probyde waaz 4 wimenz 2 hab fun kompeeting wif odder wimenz at fizikal tings, sins wimenz r stil a liddul lidduler tahn teh menz, awn teh aberaj. (Shur teh populashunz oberlap a hole bunch, but u kno wut ai meen).
Der wil prolly nevar b purrfikt harmoneez beetween teh wimenz n teh menz, but viva la differans, no?
Hai Feelionophiliac!
I agree wif u, dat iffs there iz a strength or anudder difference that wud maek a competition nawt fair, tehn they hab to hab separate events.
Skydibing iz one place ware we r awl equal. They hab an “open” event that boff compete in, plus nao there iz a women’s onwee event.
For a long tiem, skydibing waz mostly men. Nao we hab lots ov womens, and they start getting on gud teems wif men – and nao we hab a women’s onwee event. Just wen fings waz luking equal to meh.
Fanks fur coming bak to an old lolpic. It waz a nice surprise to see teh comments.
Bois ar jes ’sayin ‘dere’s a neu rool.
Unlesses Ai seas iyt in rityng, laik onna a synne poasted abuv dere winno,
Ai’s nawt gunna akxept dis.
Ai fink we gurlses shud jes tells dem taht we haz teh cheezbergers;
Den, wunce we geyts insyde, we jes laffs adn runs awai, rlly fast, adn heads bak
to teh gurl kitteh club howse, adn barrycaides ourselffs iynsyde.
az long az dey shayr!
diz mayt acshully be teh cutest kitteh picshur i has EVAR SCENE!
YAY!
dis ma mommies lol capshun
she made the front page!
i haz cheezburger!! lolz
disgusting, wretched animals!